Recent issues with the water pipes have been solved and administration is confident for the future of Eagle Hall.

The logistics of opening a brand new building are always somewhat difficult, especially with trying to make sure the materials and the necessities are running as smoothly as possible. The newly constructed Eagle Hall had a few mix-ups after the building was opened in mid August for Resident Assistant training.

One of the logistical problems that had to be sorted out was a piping issue that was occurring due to the water not mixing properly. Dr. Nick Nicklaus, the Office of Residence Life director at UW-La Crosse explained that the improper mixing led to shower issues, with extreme hot or cold water being released.

Plumbing, leaky seals and a

couple ceiling leaks were a few of the problems that needed to be solved before the beginning of the school year kicked off.

“A few back ups occurred when the international students moved in on August 25 and then more students coming in during Move-In Weekend,” Nicklaus said, “But we were able to figure things out after the first week of classes were over.”

Doug Kuenn, the assistant director of Residence Life, touched on Eagle Hall’s opening and the new facility. “There were several different issues going on at once and therefore somewhat complex in nature.” Kuenn said, “Several maintenance issues arise on a weekly basis and are addressed as soon as possible.”

Nicklaus was also pleased to note that the basement in the hall is completed and offers a great

conference room that can hold roughly 300 people. “Anytime you open a new building, it is almost impossible to achieve perfection, and we are just glad we came up with solutions quickly,” Nicklaus said. “Eagle Hall is a great addition to campus and students seem very pleased with what it has to offer.”

Right now everything is working great and Nicklaus is confident that good things will continue to happen.

At f i r s t glance it may

look like a simple button pin to you, but within this button are hours of hard work and over half a century of history. Tina Severson, executive director of the Oktoberfest festivities, is all too familiar with one of La Crosse’s best Oktoberfest traditions. Being the executive director leaves Severson with a lot on her hands: festival sponsorship, coordinating events, planning activities and the most honorable button process. The small plastic emblems seem to be on her list due to being an important Oktoberfest tradition. “When I look at the wall with all the plate replicas of the buttons I always get stopped by the 1962 button. It’s

by far my favorite,” said Severson. Each year a button is produced in honor of the Oktoberfest celebration. They include the dates the festival will be happening, the year of celebration, the name of our city and a saying that changes from year to year chosen by the designer. Although Severson only began working with the grounds last April, buttons have been a custom since the beginning of the festival, starting in 1961. They continue to amaze fest goers and collectors alike. The button design takes a lot of preparation and processing. First fest workers, including Severson, need to send out word to area schools about the button contest. “We explain basic rules, including format and content, and then they are collected into the Oktoberfest grounds office,” said Severson, “It then goes

onto an extensive voting process.” Throughout the voting process there are three total rounds. These rounds are judged by the Board of Directors, and if the process ends in a tie they bring in the festival

president to make the final decision. This year’s design was done by Josh Bilskemper, a sophomore at Winona State University. The inscription saying he chose reads, “Gemütlichkeit,” a German phrase for friendship and friendliness, followed by “Your friends are here.” For Severson, this is one button in a tradition of many, and the honor of the button is one that will keep her and many others working toward creating an even deeper tradition. Buttons aren’t only for decoration; they are your ticket into the grounds. Each button costs $5 ahead of time and $8 at the gate. This money raised from the buttons gets pumped right back into the community in non-profit organizations that aid in Oktoberfest organization and festivities.

UW-La Crosse is a lot of things. Athletically oriented. Bluff adjacent. Rarely sober. Now it is also ranked as the number two Midwestern public school by the US News and World Report.

One of the most prestigious college ranking publications, the US News and World Report has ranked schools since the mid-eighties. UW-L has consistently performed well in the rankings in recent years, typically finishing around the top three public Midwestern schools and being the highest ranked in the UW system (UW-Madison is not eligible in the same category as UW-La Crosse, and finished number 42 in the national university rankings).

La Crosse also tied for 16th in the region when private schools were taken into account.

The reaction on campus has been one of excitement and pride. “It’s nice to know I’m going to a school with a good reputation,” said graduate student Jaden Ganser.

Junior Megan Biscobing agreed with her. “I’m proud to go here,” she said, “I shared the news with my parents.”

However, the rankings

themselves are not immune to criticism. They are self-admittedly largely based on a school’s

reputation, as evidenced by the stranglehold certain Ivy League schools have had atop the rankings in the national category for years.

The sheer number of colleges needed to be looked at means having to compile data through secondary sources rather than looking in-depth at individual institutions. In addition, the idea behind one school being better than another is a fluid concept some think is best left to individual preferences and affordability.

The US News and World Report ranking system is self-proclaimed to be measured by two things: “quantitative measures that education experts have proposed

DO REAL MEN NOT CRY? FIND OUT...PAGE 2

NOT JUST ANOTHER DRINKING FESTIVAL...PAGE 4

IS CHEATING IN COLLEGE FOOTBALL THE ONLY WAY TO COMPETE? FIND OUT...PAGE 7

RacqueTThe University of Wisconsin - La Crosse

Button, button La Crosse has the buttons Oktoberfest emblems, more than just a ticket

UW-L second among public Midwestern universities

By K.C. Powers News Editor

By Nick KammersCampus Editor

Please see second page 3

T hu r s d ay, S e p t e m b e r 22 , 2011 8 Pa g e s S i n g l e Co p i e s Fr e ew w w.t h e racq u e t . n e t

“It’s good PR for the school. Regardless of your opinions on how things get ranked, it draws positive attention to us.”

Susan CrutchfieldEnglish Department Chair

Eagle Hall works through water kink issues

By Julie SchneiderCity Editor

Please see radio page 2

Courtesy Hannahrose Rand

La Crosse places second amongst public Midwestern universities

WATERLOGGED

“When I look at the wall with all the plate replicas of the buttons I always get stopped by the 1962 button. It’s by far my favorite.”

Tina SeversonExecutive Director of Oktoberfest

Please recycle

231 & 232 Cartwright Center1725 State StreetLa Crosse, WI 54601

IndexNews. . . . . . . . . . . 1-3ViewPoint. . . . . . . . 4 Features. . . . . . . 5-6

Sports. . . . . . . . 7Grin Bin . . . . . . 8

Volume 102, No. 29

Y o u r s c h o o l . Y o u r h o m e . Y o u r v o i c e .

One of the logistical problems that had to be sorted out was a piping issue that was occurring due to the water not mixing properly.

INSIDE: YOUR OKTOBERFEST

ITINERARY

Word of the WeekSchwangerschaftverhütungsmittel

The German word for contraceptive. Be safe this Oktoberfest

Real men do cryAll too often we hear the phrase

“real men don’t cry.” UW-La Crosse Psychology Professor Ryan McKelley is here to change that mind set.

McKelley is changing that stereotype by revealing, “It’s not that men don’t cry, it’s that they don’t cry in certain environments,” in his new radio show.

Aside from being a UW-L professor, McKelley is also a licensed psychologist. He focuses on the issues that men face in today’s world, and he is venturing to change the negative stereotypes

associated with them.McKelley is vocalizing his beliefs

and knowledge of men and their problems by loaning his voice to a weekly radio show. He responds to other experts on the subject of male

By Hannah KeprosAssociate Reporter

McKelley

Volunteers needed for

Ghoulees in the coulees!

!re$te $ '(poo+ (t$tion” on t/e

haunted trail, or .e a hi/e leader!

1et documented volunteer hours,

win door pri8es, and have tons of

fun!

1reat opportunity for your student

or;ani8ation!

Nors/edalen Nature = >erita;e Center

012.452.3424 8 nors+.pr:;<t.net

www.nors/edalen.or;

Aace.oo/.com/norwe;ianvalley

October 26th, 27th & 28th

5pm to 10pm

NewsPage 2 Thursday, september 22, 2011

Pick up an issue of The Racquet and become updated

on all your university news!

K.C. Powers News Editor

news@theracquet.net

Follow us on twitter... @theracquet

Professor on campus opens up new radio show about gender issues

Artistic x-ray vision

UW-La Crosse received a visit from visual artist Judy Onofrio Sept. 16. The art show included a question and answer session, followed by a reception in the UW-L Art Gallery. Onofrio’s recent sculptures were being displayed and the artist was available to speak to the patrons about her work.

At first glance, the sculptures are abstract and intricate, but upon closer examination, they take on a life of their own. One of the most notable aspects of her artwork is her use of organic materials, especially bone. Onofrio said that she has been collecting shells and other odd remnants of living things since her childhood, a pastime that would prepare her for her later career in mixed media.

Sculptures made up of bones and teeth may sound like something out of the most recent grisly offering from the “Saw” franchise (one piece even used casts of human teeth that the artist acquired from a dentist friend), but the experience of viewing Onofrio’s work is quite the opposite. Her work inspires the viewer to marvel at the fact that our planet gave birth to such complex structures.

Onofrio said, “I’m interested in life, I’m interested in mortality, I’m interested in

sensuality. I don’t think my works are morbid at all, more of a celebration of life.”

Along with pieces of bone, teeth, and other organic material, she incorporates pieces of furniture and woodcarvings to create her intricate sculptures.

Onofrio cited a deep interest in and appreciation for the aesthetics of the Victorian era. The largest sculpture featured, entitled “Flux,” was a freestanding work intertwining larger bones with remnants collected from a demolished Victorian-era building in Rochester, Minn. In addition to being an innovative artist, Onofrio is also a pro dumpster-diver.

Many found this piece particularly compelling. At first glance there are complex details comprising the sculpture. Later, after catching a peripheral glimpse of it, the sculpture resembles the human form—something that, while standing two feet away, is difficult to find. This appears to be the unique style of Onofrio’s work: tiny, beautiful details that have seamless aspects that add together to form a complex, interconnected entity that seems to live and breathe.

If you missed the reception, her work will be on display in the UW-L Art Gallery until Oct. 15. Regular gallery hours are noon-8 p.m. Monday through Thursday, and noon-5 p.m. Friday and Saturday.

“Men are NOT from Mars, nor are women from Venus.”

Ryan McKelleyProfessor and licensed Psychologist

A student observes one of artist Onofrio’s bone sculptures at the UW-L Gallery showing last week. Onofrio not only displayed her work in the gallery, but she also gave a speech on her style during a reception.

Courtesy Hannahrose Rand

By Hannah KeprosAssociate Reporter

Artist uses bones to create sculptures

obstacles with his own theories. “There is a real need for clinicians and

researchers to take another look at men’s issues,” said McKelley.

McKelly said that within his research, it is clear that having strong social support, such as healthy relationships, is key and one of the best predictors of physical and mental health for men.

A specific topic that McKelley examines is the vulnerability of males in our society.

“A lot of men I've worked with talk about the fear of being vulnerable with other guys, that expressing weakness might be used against them,” said McKelley, “I often try to help men find ways they can develop more genuine relationships with people in their lives. I also make it clear that I'm not asking them to give up the way they interact with their male friends, just that they try out some new things that might improve their friendships or relationships.”

McKelley is by no means biased towards women, and believes many of them have similar problems.

“When I started doing my clinical work I didn't want to be labeled ‘the man therapist’ because I wanted to work with a wide range of clients,” he said. “I still work with men and women, but really grew to appreciate a lot of the issues that men face that don't always get acknowledged in everyday discussion.”

McKelley explains that men and women are more alike than not.

“We asked a group of RAs to identify the biggest concerns of male students in the

residence halls. I was shocked that body image came out as number two on the list. I do think we have more in common than what we see on the surface,” he said. “Men are NOT from Mars, nor are women from Venus.”

McKelley intends to improve the knowledge of others by continuing his research. He is scheduled to launch a study on male emotional expressions, in order to truly explain topics like why “real men don’t cry,” or why, in fact, they do.

To hear McKelley speak, tune into “The Secret Lives of Men,” airing weekly on Tuesdays, from 2-2:30 p.m. It is also available online.

“I wish I could believe that voicing my experiences about men's issues would be enough to erase the unhealthy stereotypes about men and women on a large scale, but I know I can't do that.” McKelley said.“Voicing only goes so far. Actually doing something different is what makes change.”

To learn more about McKelley’s web show or to listen in go to www.theracquet.net.

From radio page 1

What’s this Green Bike doing in a tree?

Page 3Thursday, September 22, 2011 News

Don’t like what you read?Be the change you wish to see...

join our team! Come to the Racquet

informational meetingWednesday, Sept. 28

6:30- 7:30 p.mRoom 257 Cartwright

Mutant deer becomes road killThey grow ‘em a bit odd up North. Hunter

Rick Lisko was out driving near his home-town of Osceola, WI when he managed to take down a one-of-a-kind animal; a multi-limbed, transgendered deer that, in spite of its seven legs, could not outrun American automotive engineering. According to Lisko, the deer’s extra appendages, growing out of both the back and front legs of the animal, were three to four inches in length and were described as resembling crab pincers. With charmingly Midwestern understatement, Lisko described the animal as “a pretty weird deer.” He then celebrated the miracle of na-ture by eating it. (12/14/06 www.foxnews.com)

The Gene Simmons procedureWhile most of us give up learning a for-

eign language after learning a few choice swear words and how to order a beer, Brit-ish student Rhiannon Brooksbank-Jones is so dedicated to her education and love of South Korean culture that she lengthened her tongue in order to speak the language more effectively. In spite of never having been there, she dreams of living in Korea and felt that a lingual frenectomy, an incision into the flap of skin on the underside of the tongue, was the only way to be able to pronounce cer-tain Korean letters, in particular the letter L. This procedure was done with the blessing of her parents. Brooksbank-Jones claims to now be able to speak with a native Korean accent, as no one likes the sound of a British accent. (8/16/11. www.dailymail.co.uk)

Weird world happenings

as reliable indicators of academic quality” and a “researched view of what matters in education.” They use 16 indicators to judge each school’s academic performance, including peer institutional assessments, financial resources and student selectivity, amongst many others.

Regardless of how the test was compiled, many in the faculty are still excited about the ranking.

“It’s good PR for the school,” English Department Chair Susan Crutchfield said, “Regardless of your opinions on how things get ranked, it draws positive attention to us.”

Crutchfield saved particular praise for the students here. In spite of UW-L being given the backhanded compliment of being on the US New’s “A+ schools for B students list,”Crutchfield says that the students here compare favorably to

09/22

CAMPUS CALENDAR

Campus Child Center Oktoberfest Parade. Children from the Campus Child Center will host an Oktoberfest parade beginning at 9:15 a.m. The parade will start at the Child Center and conclude at the field between Wittich Hall and the Archaeology Center.

PIE Days. Promoting Inclusive Excellence (PIE) will have pie samples from 11 a.m. -1 p.m. in the Gallery of the Cartwright Center. Diversity discussions will take place immediately after.

09/22

09/22 Health Professions Career Night. Information regard-ing ten health professions with degree programs at UW-La Crosse will be from 5:15-7:30 p.m. in 2006 Health Science Center.

RECtoberfest. From 9 p.m. -midnight at the REC, come join the fun with a mechanical bull, laser tag and free food.

09/23

Racquet Informational Meeting. 6:30-7:30 p.m. in room 257 Cartwright Center. Come learn about the great opportunities the Racquet has to offer you.

‘Ditch the Car’ Event. From Sept. 26 - Oct. 2, UW-L is promoting environmentally conscious ways of getting to campus. Try to walk, bike or carpool for the entire week.

09/26

09/28

By Nick KammersCampus Editor

VAHALLA UNDER A TRANCE

Courtesy Lars Roeder

Hypnotist Frederick Winters came to campus Sept. 16 sponsored by the Campus Activities Board. Winters won the 2010 Campus Activities Magazine’s Best Male Artist of the year. Performing over 2,000 shows, he has put over 155,000 people under his command throughout his career. In this section of his skit he convinces students that they are opera singers.

We’ve all been there: staring at the clock on the classroom wall, wanting the minutes to pass by faster. But in the new Centennial Hall, students find themselves instead staring at a blank wall. This is because Centennial Hall has no clocks in the classrooms, hallways or offices.

“We never received feedback during the design process about a preference or requirement for having clocks in the building,” said UW-La Crosse’s Vice Chancellor for Administration and Finance Bob Hetzel. None of the representatives (students, faculty and staff) on the three planning committees for the Centennial Hall project identified clocks as a feature needed in the building or spoke up about wanting them there.

A resolution is currently in the works in UW-L’s Student Senate about adding clocks in the hall and digital clocks have already been added to the technology podiums in the front of all Centennial Hall classrooms. However, in order to see that clock, the technology must be being used. This is inconvenient when the professor is lecturing or other work is being done that doesn’t require the technology.

In the first week of school, Hetzel said that there was feedback from faculty and students about the lack of clocks and the inconveniences that it can cause.“We are presently identifying options for the purchase of either analog or digital atomic clocks which will be installed in the classrooms later this semester,” Hetzel said. Also in the works is adding an onscreen clock for the digital

signs in the hallways.The clocks can’t be installed soon enough

for Professor Schulyer, a CST 110 instructor in the new building. “It’s a big inconvenience,” said Schuyer.“I forgot to block out time for an activity in one of my sections. I also carry a small clock around and keep the computer on. Otherwise, it’s really hard to tell.”

The lack of clocks can be harder on professors than on students because while lecturing, they do not have a wall clock to glance at and may not want to pull out their cell phone or watch and stop what they’re doing.

But some don’t care or even notice that there aren’t any clocks. Jason Kouba, head of UW-L’s Study Abroad Office, said, “I didn’t realize it, it’s sort of shocking. Everyone has phones now, though.”

Not watching the clocks could even improve class. “It’s not really a big deal. Professors might focus better and not be as likely to end class early, and that extra time adds up,” freshman Erik Askins said. But if your professor is late because he or she didn’t know what time it was, that would negate the focus advantage.

It will likely take at least a few weeks until the clocks can be added. Until then, students, faculty and staff are relying on cell phones, iPods and watches to tell time, and some professors have even brought clocks into their offices and classrooms.

So next time you have class in Centennial Hall, restrain yourself from clock-watching. For the time being, it’s just wall-watching.

Clock conundrum Lack of clocks in Centennial leaves

university confused

By Gretchen ZishkaSenior Reporter

La Crosse ranks highly among regional collegesFrom ranks page 1

Page 4

Viewpoint Thursday, September 22, 2011The voice of the campus community is printed here

Didn’t your momma tell you to use your words? Send your letter for The Open Forum to

viewpoint@theracquet.net today!

Hannah HendersonViewpoint Editor

viewpoint@theracquet.net

TheRacqueT

EDITORIAL BOARDKelli Ponce | Editor in Chiefkponce@theracquet.net Isaac Lindahl | Managing Editor ilindahl@theracquet.netKC Powers | News Editor news@theracquet.netNick Kammers | Campus Editorcampus@theracquet.netJulie Schneider | City Editorcity@theracquet.net Meghan O’Connor | Features Editormoconnor@theracquet.netNicole Laegeler | Assistant Features Editor laegeler.nico@uwlax.eduHannah Henderson | Viewpoint Editor viewpoint@theracquet.netMegan Fallon | Online Editor online@theracquet.net

NEWS REPORTERSGretchen Zishka | Senior Reporterzishka.gret@uwlax.eduNatalie Goodman | Associate Reportergoodman.nata@uwlax.eduHannah Kepros | Associate Reporterkepros.hann@uwlax.edu

FEATURES REPORTERSKelsey Koppkopp.kels@uwlax.eduAlina Piotrowskipiotrows.alin@uwlax.edu

VIEWPOINT REPORTERSOlivia Mercer | Staff Reportermercer.oliv@uwlax.edu Caleb Brown | Staff Reporterbrown.cale@uwlax.eduSarah Odden | Associate Reporterodden.sara@uwlax.edu

SPORTS REPORTERSAllen Knappenberg | Staff Reporterknappenb.alle@uwlax.edu Ryan Whaley | Associate Reporterwhaley.ryan@uwlax.edu

ART AND PHOTO STAFFSenior Photographer | Hannahrose RandPhotographers | Paige Rice, Lars Roeder, Michael Westberry

BUSINESS STAFFApril Taylor | Publisherataylor@theracquet.net Megan PaetzAdvertising Directormpaetz@theracquet.net

Katie BraunAccount Executivekbraun@theracquet.netKayla LenzAccount Executiveklenz@theracquet.net

The Racquet is a student-produced weekly newspaper distributed for the University of Wisconsin-La Crosse. The editorial staff

assumes full responsibility for content and policies. The Racquet values accuracy and

will publish corrections if necessary; please send them to editor@theracquet.net.

Deadline for article submission is Friday by noon. To advertise with The Racquet, please contact bblanchette@theracquet.

net. For general inquiries, contact editor@theracquet.net.

Single copies are free to members of the UW-La Crosse, WTC, and Viterbo campus

communities. Multiple copies can be acquired from The Racquet at a price to be determined by the publisher by contacting

the Racquet business office. Newspaper theft is a crime and is subject to civil and

criminal prosecution and/or university discipline.

231 & 232 Cartwright Center1725 State Street

La Crosse, WI 54601

To reserve your issue of The Racquet, visit www.theracquet.net/subscribe or call us at

(608) 785-8378. Single issues are free on campus or available by mail for a subscrip-

tion fee.FALL 2011: 15 issues for $30FULL YEAR: 30 issues for $50

Subscriptions

The Racquet

YOU BE THE JUDGEIs it possible to know, without

a doubt, what is right and what is wrong? How do you know? Who is to be the judge?

We all experience situations that we’re not positively comfortable in and, in most cases, look to family or friends for advice. We ask for advice on our appearance, how we should respond to a question and if it’s worth it to mend a friendship. We trust our family entirely and hope that the same trust can be placed in our friends. But, when it comes down to it should we? Does our generation value the meaning of trust with the same respect of those before us? Are the words spoken in comfort backed up by a foundation of truth and de-cency or exclusively an outlet for the counselor to manipulate the vulner-ability of the weak?

It is obvious that when we look to someone for comfort it’s usually one who can relate. And, usually that person already has a formed opinion on the subject that we find ourselves so consumed by. In such a vulnerable situation we hang on to the words of our counsel, without any uncertainty. We trust our friends to lead us in the right direction. We hope they will guide us to make the right decision. But, are they unconsciously feeding us their thoughts? Is it true that they refrain from having a biased opinion and give the advice that is best to aid our situation? The integrity of where the advice originates is to be deter-mined in many cases.

Like windows of a home covered

in vines, our vision is concealed, we become overwhelmed and the original purpose is no longer in our focus. New ideas, right ideas, wrong ideas or even extreme ideas flood our mind from our counsel. We are dealt numerous cards in which we are responsible to pick the correct ones to play. Whether or not we decide to strengthen one idea or ignore them all entirely, it is important that we arrive at the verdict of our choice and not that of others.

I ask for different opinions on an hourly basis, I am easily persuaded, unfortunately, and change my mind hundreds of times before I finally make a decision. I wouldn’t say that I’m unconfident or lack the necessary qualities to think for myself. I enjoy learning new ideas and understand-ing the way someone else interprets the situation I’m enduring. I’ve learned that even though at times my indecisiveness can consume me I must stay close to my original intent, to only ask for advice, not for some-one else to decide my fate.

In college we face obstacles in the form of assignments, exams, our health, peer pressure and even our everyday life. We make the decisions. We are responsible for the effects of those decisions. We must seek advice from others cautiously and consciously with the objective to understand another opinion, not to gain the final resolution.

-Kelli Ponce, Editor In Chief

FROM THE EDITORS’ DESK

Yes, it is a term we all recognize, and more so, most of us can even spit out a text book definition of what it means. It comes up so often that perhaps it’s time to get on with it, for maybe it has been discussed enough. The truth is, even if you think it’s becoming cliché to use, the ever occurring term, “globalization”, it’s not going away any time soon. On the contrary, this topic of discussion has only begun, so it is best that we prepare ourselves!

What is this discussion though? That there is more freedom across borders with markets, communication, and education than ever before? But it’s so much more than just that. It’s an ongoing dialogue that we can see each day all around us.

Take many of our own peers at the university level, for example. According to a Harvard University study, in the past decade, the rate of American students studying abroad has increased by more than 100 percent. This is not a phenomenon that has come about simply because it is fun. These students, together with proportionally more students from other countries venturing abroad, are strategically becoming more globally competent. And that is where the discussion begins.

As we have all heard before, the world is becoming smaller in the sense that globalization is bringing everyone together; woah, scary, huh?! Just as I watched that drunken guy “slip” off the bus last night, global education, trade, finance, technologies and relationships are slipping across borders. Yes, it is that sudden and impactful.

And the good news is that you don’t have to live in a foreign country or know another language, to start strengthening your global competency. It’s a dialogue that we can take part in and learn from daily by being aware of the world around us. There is no individual that is globally fluent! Proficiency is something to strive for, whereas competency is the ability to learn, paired with the openness of mind

to do so. That in itself is the journey that will lead us individually and collectively to global success.

Perhaps it is such that global success is not your goal. Well, then I will argue that although it may not be your goal, the world and every single country in it will leave you in the dust. Globalization is becoming

our reality moreso than any other generation in the past, whether we like it or not.

My friend Jonas, from Norway, told me it is so strange how disconnected we are to local, national and world news. It is not uncommon for him and his friends to check out news sights about five times each day. Swim or be sunk is the way I see it.

As the strings holding our world together become ever so interconnected, managers everywhere will be seeking employees who can tell them where Iraq is located, what language they speak in India, and who the president of China is. It would be disrespectful to not know about your future business partners!

Governments and corporations, as well as almost any facet of the international community, are already seeking out individuals with enough cultural education as to possess “the skills to listen, observe and evaluate, analyze, interpret, and relate,” says Darla K. Deardorff, Director of Duke University’s International Education Administrators.

Start by talking to a foreign exchange student, by reading the news, or even just this column. My goal is to shed some light on topics that are just as interesting as they are important. As much as I hope you do this for the love of your world and the people in it, at least do it for a big future in this tiny world.

By Sarah OddenAssociate Reporter

Globalization: Have we not discussed it enough?

Oktoberfest is the prime event in La Crosse, Wisconsin. Ongoing since 1961, Oktoberfest begins the last weekend of September and continues through until the first weekend in October.

While La Crosse is home to many different festivals including Riverfest, Pridefest and Irishfest, Oktoberfest is by far one of La Crosse’s most celebrated events. For us college students, it is similar to Madison’s Mifflin Block party, but with a historical purpose.

Simply 150 years, at least 5,000 miles and an ocean are what separates Munich, Germany and La Crosse, Wisconsin during October. Annually, both cities are erupting with a carnival atmosphere and celebration. Unlike some of La Crosse’s other festivals, Oktoberfest is celebrated internationally.

When posing the question, ‘what makes Oktoberfest so special,’ to La Crosse’s community, the Grand River singers immediately responded with, ‘It’s the beginning of fall’.

The idea of a fall festival was accepted for Oktoberfest for primarily two reasons: October is the time of color, and it marks the end of harvest and preparation of winter. As the idea expanded, so did the help needed. And it quickly shifted into an entire civic enterprise.

Five objectives were installed for Oktoberfest: promote local pride, tourism, obtain national publicity, “break even” financially, and entertain massive amounts of people. And, as a week long event, Oktoberfest certainly meets, and arguably surpasses, all of the above goals.

This year, La Crosse is celebrating 51 years of tradition. Also, unlike other festivals, Oktoberfest is the only one to have a queen. Miss Oktoberfest, Kate Gorman, was crowned Saturday, September 10.

Still answering the question, ‘why is Oktoberfest so special,’ the Grand River Singers said, “That parade. It’s HUGE.” The parade, being the most sought after event, has been rumored

to be nearly twice the size of the Macy’s Day Parade in New York City. The streets of La Crosse are littered with college students, families, alumni, friends, and community members eager to celebrate. For this reason, Oktoberfest differs dramatically from all other La Crosse festivals.

For many college students, Oktoberfest and the Mifflin Block Party are nearly one in the same--a city wide binge drinking fest that lasts for the weekend. The main differences being location and time of year.

“I’m not exactly sure what Mifflin is, but Oktoberfest actually has a purpose for celebrating our German

history,” said UW-La Crosse student Jon Brown, “And, Oktoberfest is celebrated internationally.”

Although many people seek out Oktoberfest primarily as an opportunity to party and binge drink, it has a historical background. It is not just an excuse to consume alcohol.

“Oktoberfest in La Crosse is the third largest celebration in the country. People come from all over just for that one weekend,” said a UW-La Crosse alumnus.

All in all, La Crosse, Wisconsin seemingly draws large crowds to the city during this time of year. It encourages community togetherness and offers an constant event. Join La Crosse in celebrating 51 years of tradition. Invite friends and family, and take part in the celebration of our German history. Even if you’re not German, you are during Oktoberfest!

By Olivia MercerStaff Reporter

Oktoberfest better than the rest

The start of the 51st annual Oktoberfest USA is upon us. Which, truth be told, is pretty much a city sanctioned drinking party. And, I challenge anyone who disagrees to prove me wrong. Just talking to students here on campus you will find that not too many people (none that I found at any rate) actually know what Oktoberfest is all about.

“Celebrating October?” UW-La Crosse student Nathan Harter guesses with a laugh. “I know it’s German,” said Harter. “German Heritage” another student said. And yet another said, “German Culture”. But ultimately its about alcohol. “It definitely celebrates drinking and booze,” said one more student.

But the more I dug the more I realized that to most people it just doesn’t matter. Even the official Oktoberfest Web site says very little about the festival’s actual origins. The city, it seems, really wasn’t concerned. All they knew is that they wanted an annual festival. And fall appeared to be a good time to

have it. “It brings in the money,” one

student said of the city’s festival. So as citizens we seem pretty

content with the arrangement. The local economy benefits and good times are had by all. Everybody wins.

But it goes even further than that. Being that La Crosse is a college town, big parties an raucous nights out on the town are not at all uncommon throughout the school year. Sometimes those residents who live near students who partake in such events find ample reason to complain. Oktoberfest changes all that.

“It brings the college and community together,” said Jennifer Stutz.

This is one time of year where the permanent residents not only don’t mind the merry making, but join right in.

Still, it is kind of funny that as Wisconsinites we seem to have found yet one more excuse to drink. As if we really needed it. Already known as a beer and brat loving state, we certainly do not fail to live up to that reputation.

By Caleb BrownStaff Reporter

Livin’ it up, drinkin’ it down

“I’m not exactly sure what Mifflin is, but Oktoberfest actually has a purpose for celebrating our German history.”

Jon BrownUW-La Crosse Student

Globalization is becoming our reality moreso than any other generation in the past, whether we like it or not.

Do you hate redheads too? According to recent news,

so does the rest of the world.

Send a letter to the editor to

viewpoint@theracquet.net

and tell us how you really feel about gingers!

Disclaimer: The Racquet is not discriminating against redheads.

A recent news article from another news source provides information

on the lack of desire to have redheaded children. Our editors feel

very passionate about the matter. We would appreciate your input as

well.YOUR OPINION What’s your favorite Oktoberfest activity? Take our online poll today at www.theracquet.net!

FOLLOW US ON TWITTER

WWW.TWITTER.

COM/THERACQUET

#winning

Page 5Thursday, september 22, 2011

Friday, September 23Opening Day Parade: 10:15 a.m.

Here is a great way to kick of the start of a fantastic couple of weeks. Starting at 2nd and Market Streets and ending at the Southside Festgrounds, it’s bound to be a good time.

Oktoberfest Singers: noon-2:30 p.m.This group was formed in 1990. It

includes four instrumentalists playing banjo, accordian, bass horn, and drums. They accompany the 20-member chorus. This fun loving group of men perform songs in both English and German. Located at the Kaplan

Garden Stage.

Festmaster’s Ball: 5 p.m. This event announces the final member

of the Oktoberfest Royal Family, showcasing the entire family publicly for the first time. It is located at the La Crosse Center South Hall. Tickets are $45 in addition to a 2011

Oktoberfest button.

Trunk Monkeys: 9 p.m. - midnightCombine two middle aged men in their

50’s with a 21 year old drummer. Mix it with Classic Rock and Blues. Then you have the

Trunk Monkeys.

Saturday, September 24Maple Leaf Parade: 10 a.m.

This is one parade that you will want to drag your tired college body out of bed to see. Not only is the parade itself something you can’t miss, but the people recovering from the night before is always a good source

of entertainment.

Festland: 2 p.m. - 7 p.m.Where did it all begin? If you’re asking

yourself this question you should really check out Festland. Here you will find out about the history of Oktoberfest and you can even meet the festmasters! (For those who don’t want to partake in drinking, there is a

family zone location.)

Sunday, September 25Sheepshead Tournament: 11 a.m. - 5

p.m. This is the card game that has nothing to

do with sheep. It’s most commonly played in Wisconsin, making it an appropriate celebratory game for Oktoberfest. Come check it out at Northside Festgrounds

Festplatz.

Photo Contest: 1 p.m. - 5 p.m.Contestants from all over the Coulee

Region have submitted photos to be judged in this years photo contest. Trophies, ribbons and ceritificates will be awarded. Photos will

be displayed at the La Crosse Library.

Jason Huneke: 3:30 p.m. - 4:15p.m. Jason is a juggler and comedian as

seen on “America’s Got Talent!” He will be showcasing his talent at the Kaplan Garden

Stage.

Monday, September 26Lederhosen Luncheon: 11 a.m.-2 p.m

A buffet-style luncheon consisting of new food items! Get a choice of a Brat or Pulled Pork Sandwich, German potato salad, fruit salad and German chocolate cake or streusel cake and coffee for only $7.50 at Bier Halle

on the Southside Festgrounds.

New Odyssey: 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m.Three members perform music of

nearly every style with 30 different musical instruments on the Bier Halle West Stage.

Tuesday, September 27German Heritage Day: 9:30 a.m.-noon

Play games, sing songs and learn some German presented by local high school and middle school students at the Northside

Grounds Festplatz.

12th Annual Laff Olympics: 6 p.m.Gather teams of 3-4 people to compete

for the top prize of $100 by playing the Cow Chip Toss, the Rubber Chicken Relay and the

Polka Dash at the Northside Festgrounds.

Guitar Logic: 11:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m.Tim Kolek and Steve Topel from Holmen,

WI perform with an acoustic rock sound on the Kaplan Garden Stage.

Wednesday, September 28Craft Beer Night: 5-8 p.m.

Breweries from all over the US, Canada and Germany all compete for the title of “Best Brew.” Come to taste over 45 different brews from over 20 breweries in the Food

Garden near the Kaplan Garden Stage.

The Soapbox Project: 5-8 p.m.Derek Ramnarace, who was the front

man for the band Hooch, has come to The Soapbox Project and has performed in several major Midwest festivals will be performing on the Bier Halle West Stage. Note that a button is required for this event!

Thursday, September 29Torchlight Parade: 7 p.m.

A parade known for gathering over 30,000 people each year, floats, marching bands and vehicles are lit in various ways to “light up the night.” The parade starts at Kane

and Gillette Streets.

The Dweebs: 8 p.m. - midnightA party band consisting of mostly

family members, promises that every show they perform is unforgettable. They will be

performing on Festplatz.

Friday, September 30The Freezers: 5-8 p.m.

The Freezers cover favorites anywhere from 80s rock to today’s hits and are known to be a “must see” band will be performing

on the Bier Halle West Stage.

Brat Pack Radio: 8 p.m. - midnightTaking the stage after The Freezers, Brat

Pack Radio is a band consisting of mostly dance-pop and R&B favorites. They will

perform on Bier Halle Main Stage.

Saturday, October 1Big Muddy and Mini-Muddy1 Mile-ish Race: 10:45 a.m.

5K-ish Race: 11:30 a.m.Presented by the Children’s Museum of

La Crosse, there will be a “5K-ish” or a “1 Mile-ish” route through mud pits, obstacles and more. Registration starts at 9 a.m. at

Myrick Park.

Chase & Ovation: 5-8 p.m.Although celebrating the music of Prince,

this band is not to be mistaken for a tribute band but a “theatrical performance.” They

perform on Bier Halle West Stage.

Oil Can Harry: 8 p.m. - midnightNamed 2010 WAMI Cover Band of

the Year and Best Rock Band by Shepherd Express Best of Milwaukee Reader’s Poll 2008, Oil Can Harry will perform after Chase & Ovation on Bier Halle Main Stage.

ProstLife

“They take this very seriously because you are representing this city.”

Kate GormanMiss Oktoberfest

Meghan O’ConnorFeatures Editor

moconnor@theracquet.net

“I remember the day I decided to get involved with the Miss America program,” said Kate Gorman, a senior at UW-La Crosse and this year’s Miss Oktoberfest. She was sitting in her grandmother’s living room, watching Miss America as Miss Illinois performed her dance routine. Kate’s grandmother told her, “Kate, you can do this. You can be someone who little girls like you look up to.” Four years later she became Miss Onalaska in 2007 and has been “hooked on competing in the Miss America pageant” ever since. Apart from being Miss Onalaska, she has been the first runner-up for Miss La Crosse and Miss Seven Rivers and has now gained the title of Miss La Crosse for 2011.

When questioned on what drew her in to get involved with the entire program in the first place, she responded, “It was the scholarship program. Also, the community involvement is amazing! You have the chance to get in a lot of community service, make great contacts, and really work on your networking skills.”

Kate assisted in coordinating the Hunger Forum (2010) and has volunteered with the La Crosse Hunger Task Force (2010, 2011), WAFER (2010, 2011), and United Way (2011). She is very dedicated to her platform, “Taking a Healthy Bite Out of Hunger: Increasing the Amount of Healthy Food Donations in Your Neighborhood,” and, as Miss Oktoberfest, hopes to go a long way with it, including making a cookbook with Midwestern and German themed recipes and alternative ways to make them healthier.

Not only will her dedication help her to succeed, but behind Kate is a great support system, which includes her two brothers, Sean and Kellen. “They had no idea what they were getting into,” she admitted about her family, who didn’t always understand all of her involvement at first, “but they have always supported me.”

Of course, even with support, there are sometimes cons that tend to come along with the pros. When asked if there are any aspects that she dislikes about the Miss America program, Kate said, “Oh, yeah, the stigma is the worst. When everyone thinks of Miss America, they confuse it with Miss USA and think of Donald Trump, and they believe that all we care about is looking good.”

With that said, on the subject of what it takes to be Miss Oktoberfest, she added, “They take this very seriously because you are representing this city.” Something that Kate really wants is for people to differentiate between Miss USA, a program that is looked down upon by many, and Miss America, the world’s leading provider of scholarships for young women. “I don’t think people realize all the good with the program,” she said. “Get to know us.”

Not just a sash and a crownThe real Miss Oktoberfest

By Alina PiotrowskiAssociate Reporter

RECtoberfest, the Oktoberfest alternative

Who: YOU!What: Mechanical Bull Blacklight Climbing Laser Tag Festive Games Prizes FREE Food and DrinksWhere: Recreational Eagle CenterWhen: Friday, Sept. 23 9 p.m. - midnightWhy: If you don’t want to leave campus, but still want that Oktoberfest feel.

Prizes such as T-shirts, coupons, and a Sony Flip Camera will be raffled with the tickets received from each game!

Pat McCurdy is a funny fellow. Coming from Milwaukee, he generally performs for those in Wisconsin, northern Illinois and Minneapolis, occasionally taking road trips to other states to perform.

Although he plays solo now, he used to be in various bands, such as Yipes!, The Men About Town and The Confidentials. People have defined the music he performs as “good drinking music,” and he tries to appeal to the college crowd.

At each show, Pat has a free newsletter that includes a monthly schedule of his performances hand-drawn by Pat himself. His schedule is also available online on his website, where you can also sign up to receive a lifetime subscription of his newsletters for $10 and other fun stuff such as T-shirts, CDs and bumper stickers.

Pat McCurdy has a few of his albums available for purchase via iTunes, as well as songs for 99 cents. His top two most popular songs are We Love the Green and Gold, and Sex & Beer.

Often times the songs on his CDs aren’t the ones performed at the shows. If he recorded every song ever written, he could produce seven or eight more albums, considering he has over 600 songs. He even mixes it up a bit and performs reggae or polka versions of the songs or changes the lyrics up.

Every once in a while, Pat will allow people up on stage to show off their talents or even sing a song with him. He sometimes has Treat Nights, where he will hand out candy or

popsicles, and request nights, too.Pat’s birthday is Sept. 29, which just so

happens to be the night he is performing at Oktoberfest. So if given the chance, tell him, “Happy birthday!”

He will be performing from 6:30 p.m.-9 p.m. on the Bier Halle West Stage on the Southside Festgrounds.

Page 6 Thursday, September 22, 2011

ProstLife

600 songs and counting

By Nicole Laegeler Assistant Features Editor

All St r Lanes

www.allstarlaneslax.2gobowl.com or Join us on Facebook!

Mondays @ 8pm

$5 PitchersWednesdays

$2 SilosBloody Mary Bar

every Sunday11am - 3pm

Watch Football Live Here!

Fridays & Saturdays@ 8:30pm

Karaoke

Celebrating fest in style

Oktoberfest is a time for partying, parades, keg stands, flags, suspender, and t-shirts? Yes, t-shirts. It has become a tradition around the city of La Crosse, more specifically on campus at UW-La Crosse to wear an Oktoberfest shirt supporting your festing pride. Students all over campus make Facebook groups and even pages depicting the style of their t-shirt and promoting people to buy them. Notifications about these shirts spread like wildfire over the summer months in anticipation of the two week long celebration.

This year Kristen Burke, a student at UW-L was one of the t-shirt designers. She and her boyfriend collaborated on the design. Their slogan for the shirts being “If the river was liquor, we’d drink that too.” Keeping it along the drinking lines but also making it relevant to the city of La Crosse. “The process was a lot of fun! We wanted to think of something original and kind of catchy,” said Burke.

Most shirts this year are coming in a wide variety of options, leaving it up to the buyer to choose which color they want. These eye-popping colors are bound to stand out amongst the masses for the next few weeks. Not only will the shirts be making their debut this weekend, but the “trucker hats” will as well. Also coming in a variety of colors and fun slogans these hats will be seen all over the city. Some students even like to go so far as to purchase drinking gloves. They keep your hands nice and toasty while your drinking a cold brew.

Shirts are also sold from a variety of different companys outside of campus. They

truly are an essential piece to the Oktoberfest experience.

“It’s always fun to see the new shirts every year, and to switch off shirts with your friends,” said Sophomore Molly Reimers. “It’s something to look forward to.” Upperclassman

Justin Kurth enjoys reminicing the good old days by dusting off his past Oktoberfest shirts and sporting them around town. Over the years the demand for Oktoberfest shirts has skyrocketed. Even from last year there is a definite change in the popularity of these festive gems. Even students who don’t go to La Crosse are coming from out of town to join in on the festivities, including the purchasing of shirts and hats.

Students are crossing off their calendars and counting the days until the Fest begins. This week is when most are running out and obtaining these shirts that will hang in their closet with eager anticipation until Friday night. Or Thursday, for those who like to jumpstart the festivities. Burke is especially looking forward to “seeing everyone walk around in her t-shirts!” So, put away those schoolbooks, grab your party hats, slip on your stylish new shirts and get ready to have a memorable two weeks.

By Meghan O’ConnorFeatures Editor

Pat McCurdy performing at Oktoberfest

“The porcess was a lot of fun! We wanted to think of something original and kind of catchy.”

Kristen BurkeUW-La Crosse Student

Like what you see?!vote for your favorite design

online!at theracquet.net

Oktoberfest t-shirts are a hit once again

Courtesy http://blog.pdspc.com/technology

Page 7Thursday, September 22, 2011

SportsSpotlightIsaac LindahlSports Editorsports@theracquet.net

“Clubbers” look to repeat

Front: Joel Manning, Brad Mikulice, Sam DeMerit, Frank Neuens; Back: Nick Korom, Kyle Kamperschroer, Dave Maternowski, Danny Chipman, Erick Neuens

Courtesy UW-L Athletics

Men’s Volleyball prepare to defend title

Event info › What: Women’s Volleyball vs. UW-River Falls

› Where: Mitchell Hall › When: Sept. 23 @ 7 p.m.

› What: Women’s Volleyball vs. UW-Stout › Where: Mitchell Hall

› When: Sept. 24 @ 7 p.m.

› What: Women’s Soccer vs. UW-Steven’s Point

› Where: UW-La Crosse Soccer Fields

› When: Sept. 28 @ 7 p.m.

Women’s XC freshman makes big impactPlayer Pro� le: Laura Mead

Cross Country is one of those sports that requires a lot of dedication, that is something well understood by UW-La Crosse freshman Laura Mead.

New to this campus, she has already made a statement earning the WIAC Athlete of the Week award a� er her debut as an Eagle where she completed a 5000 meter course in 19:32 at the Luther College All-American Invitational and came in 13th overall.

Originally from Andover, Minn. Mead has been running cross country for as long as she’s been able to. “In 8th grade, I started cross country like everyone else, not really knowing what it was about and just wanting to try it,” Said Mead. “By the time I was a sophomore I was at the top of my team and really loved to run.”

During her career as a cross country runner in high school Mead had to take her junior year o� . “I had stress fractures in both of my shins from simply running too much,” explained Mead. “I couldn’t run for an entire year and had to go through a lot of physical therapy to get back on track.”

A� er her recovery, Mead went right back to running. “I came back for my senior year and went to state,” said Mead. “Although

the team itself scored enough points for the whole team to go, I made it personally.”

A� er a successful career in high school, Mead brings her talents to the UW-L

community. “I chose UW-L because of the fact that it has one of the most respected Physical

� erapy programs,” said Mead. “For me, it was between Madison and here, but the people at UW-L are way nicer and everything just feels more personable.”

“(Collegiate cross country) is similar in a lot of ways to what we did in high school, but the team here is very loving and encouraging,” continued Mead. “When a part of my high school team there were people who didn’t really like running and we all wondered why they were there, but here, everyone is so intense and loves it as much as I do. Running has become my life”

A� er her success during her debut Mead remembers to keep things in perspective. “I was really surprised,” commented Mead. “I need to remember to keep working hard to achieve my goals, these are the sorts of things that can go away quickly so I must never take them for granted.”

For 6’3” senior captain and president of the UW-La Crosse men’s volleyball club Danny Chipman, last year’s success at the Division II National Collegiate Volleyball Federation (N.C.V. F) national championship was entirely a group e� ort.

Going into the tournament ranked number one, the club had little problems throughout the � rst day. It wasn’t until they faced the club team from Eau Claire (WI) in the semi� nals that the Eagles felt the pressure to win. “Eau Claire brought in most likely the two best players in the tournament, but we knew we had an all around better team,” Chipman said. “It’s all about being cohesive with your teammates.”

� at team cohesiveness proved to be more than enough to move past the formidable Eau Claire team in three games and to trump the Providence (Canada) team in the � nals in two games (25-22, 25-19) to claim the national title.

Even though UW-L’s team lost their captain and N.C.V.F. Division II most valuable player, Eric Neuens last year to graduation, Chipman is optimistic about the team’s potential this year.

“We de� nitely want to repeat; I think that’s always the goal, but we also know that a� er winning the tournament (last year) there is going to be a target on our backs,” Chipman said.

� e men’s volleyball club team has started informal practices in preparation for the season. While turnout was a little low, Chipman thinks he’s found the keys to success. When asked about what makes the UW-L volleyball team so successful, Chipman describes the strong bond connecting his athletes.

“We hang out together and are with each other all the time, and are a very balanced team,” Chipman said.

Furthermore, Chipman states it’s easy for teams who have had success to become arrogant and complacent, and strives to create a con� dent team with positive attitudes. “We need to keep the same energy as last year, expect to win, but not be cocky,” Chipman said.

While they haven’t determined a � nalized schedule for the winter season, the club will be traveling to Madison, WI October 22nd for the Badger Bump Around invite tournament for some pre-season competition, and are still recruiting more new members.

Although they lost several good players, the team remains hopeful for another winning season this year.

“We are excited about this year,” said Chipman. “Anyone of the guys on this team will be more than able to step into their places”

“I am excited to see what the new guys can do,” said Nick Korom. � e team has several freshman players but they are not yet a full roster.

“We really like support,” said team alumni Joel Manning. “We want people to show up to our games and cheer us on. It’s normally a good match to watch and the matches are normally on weekend nights so it’s normally a good time.”

Meanwhile, you can catch the men’s club team practices on Wednesday a� ernoons from 3 p.m. to 5 p.m. in the Eagle Recreational center, and Sundays from either 12-2 p.m. or 3-5 p.m. “Whenever the Packers aren’t playing,” Chipman said.

By Ryan WhaleyAssociate Reporter

By Jonny BrennanAssociate Reporter

Cheating in college football is a tradition as old as the sport itself. In fact, it’s hard to imagine one without the other. Scandal is almost as much a part of the sport’s culture as tailgating and � ght songs.

Have you ever heard the old proverb “He that will cheat at play, will cheat you any way?” When it comes to college athletics it seems there is more and more winking and nodding at the rules of the game in order to gain any advantage possible to win games, land a recruit, or make a buck.

� ere is also a quote by Benjamin Franklin that seems appropriate in the modern world of major college athletics that goes, "He'll cheat without scruple, who can cheat without fear."

Why not cheat? Is it possible these days to win a national championship at the highest level in major college football without cheating?

To Lance Segal, a college athletics insider who worked for more than seven years at two Division I universities as well as a pro football team, the issue’s a little deeper.

“It isn’t just the fact that college football teams have to cheat to win,” says Segal. “It’s that they have to cheat just to be able to compete at the same level as other teams.”

Has the world gone mad recently? Well, yes and no. � e world of college athletics has

never been as pure as we might want to believe. If you want a good read that details the

impact of money on the purity of college athletics from the very start then read Segal’s new book Confessions of a College Football Rules Violator. Written as a diary from his years of experience on the inside, the book provides insight into the world of athletics – a world where cheating has become the status quo.

It seems the recruitment of players is the one area most ripe with cheating. While illicit booster payments raise the most eyebrows, monitoring coaches’ recruiting activities has become a full-time job. � e NCAA places restrictions on how o� en and when coaches can contact a recruit, but many of the more aggressive ones try to push the boundaries.

Alabama is currently investigating allegations that coach Nick Saban violated the so-called “bump” rule, which says if a coach “bumps into” a recruit during a non-contact period he can only say a quick hello. It’s widely assumed that coaches violate these ticky-tack rules all the time, but in doing so they are theoretically trying to gain a leg up on their competitors – i.e. cheating.

� e basic tenant to keep in mind is that when a school gets nailed by the NCAA for cheating, that doesn’t necessarily mean it’s indisputably dirtier than its competitors. It’s just that the perpetrators happened to be sloppy, stupid or unlucky enough to actually get caught.

College Football: Cheating Mandatory?By Isaac Lindahl

Sports Editor

Mead

Courtesy UW-L Athletics

The Racquet is

hiring sports

reporters!!

Build your resume while enjoying sporting events!!!

1. Attend the event

2. Write the article

3. Get paid!!!

Apply online at theracquet.net, or pick up an application outside of

room 231 Cartwright.

GrinBin Thursday, September 15, 2011Page 8

Last week’s Answers

What was the occasion celebrated at the first Oktoberfest?

Who leads the Oktoberfest parade?

When was the first Oktoberfest USA held?

Who nominates the festmaster?

What is a traditional German toast you will often hear at

Oktoberfest?

How much garbage is produced annually from Oktoberfest?

What even was done for the 200 year anniversary in 2010?

What has been the traditional festival opening since 1950?

What did traditional visitors wear during Oktoberfest?

How long is the Oktoberfest in Germany?

When was the original Oktoberfest?

FIND THE ANSWERS ONLINE...WWW.THERACQUET.NET.

+/- Props to getting a job over the summer. Drops to only getting a total of 60 hours.

+/- Props to Oktoberfest. Drops to having 3 tests on Friday.

+/- Props to thinking you work at 3:15 p.m. Drops to actually being scheduled for 9:15 a.m. and getting

fired.

- - Drops to having pet bats in my house.

+/- Props to finding classic Ninetendo 64 games on my Wii. Drops to skipping class to free princess

peach.

+/- Props to cuddling with yor cat during the cold winter nights. Drops to having a sleepover with a

guy who is allergic to cats the next night.

-- Drops to the world hating on redheads.

+/- Props to going home to visit family. Drops to finding out your parents got a jumbo plasma TV and

you’ve moved out.

+ + Props to Oktoberfest. Double props to your mom transferring money to your account just for the

festivities.

-/+ Drops to my razor breaking. Props to growing an awesome beard.

+/- Props to Carmel Apple/Pumpkin scoops of ice cream at Ranison’s.

+ Props to running a half marathon.

+/- Props to good food. Drops to transfer hours.

+ + Props to doing really well on my first exam.

+/- Props to being an athlete. Drops leaving Oktoberfest weekend because of sporting events.

SuDoKU: CHALLENGE THYSELF

OkToBeRfEsT tRiViA

Wear green &show your Irish spirit!Live music starting at

6 p.m. and lasting until 1 a.m.

Coulee Region Chill Hockey girls will be handing out free schwag and tickets

to upcoming games

Games, prizes, and food/drink specials!

Saturday, September 17th1st Annual Half Way to

St. Patrick’s Day

Like us on Facebook!www.Facebook.com/DublinSquareIrishPub

Find us online atwww.DublinSquarePub.com

Do you really know what it’s all about? Test your fest knowledge here with some tricky trivia!