Secrets Of Management By Cartoons English
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teaching management lessons via Jokes
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A.C.M.SA.C.M.S..Albanian Center forAlbanian Center for
Management ServicesManagement Services
Great Truth aboutGreat Truth about
Revenue Revenue
Management Management
SystemsSystems
brought to us by various brought to us by various
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Nothing can stop automationNothing can stop automation
Computer tools Computer tools make work easiermake work easier
It does‘nt pay to buy the It does‘nt pay to buy the cheapest productcheapest product
Your trial period is overYour trial period is over
Please register nowPlease register now
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Don‘t set too ambitiousDon‘t set too ambitious deadlines deadlines
Deadline is deadline !
A nice guy often hides lack of A nice guy often hides lack of functionalityfunctionality
Always listen to the MarketAlways listen to the Market
You can‘t hide any bug from You can‘t hide any bug from usersusers
It‘s no use whistling – It‘s no use whistling – I can see the bubbles comingI can see the bubbles coming
out of your bottom.out of your bottom.
Users don‘t like bugsUsers don‘t like bugs
Access
denied
O.k., and now you‘ll doexactly what I‘m telling you !
Simulation expertice helpsSimulation expertice helps
Not every presentation is Not every presentation is successfulsuccessful
Web-ability is a mustWeb-ability is a must
What suits one customerWhat suits one customermight not suit the nextmight not suit the next
Look for efficient solutionsLook for efficient solutions
Support different situationsSupport different situationsby specific toolsby specific tools
Build in a help functionBuild in a help function
On-line help can be usefulOn-line help can be useful
Forecasting and Forecasting and optimization are complexoptimization are complex
Come on! It can‘t goCome on! It can‘t go
wrong every time...wrong every time...
Select significant attributes for Select significant attributes for your forecasteryour forecaster
Which oneIs mine?
Maths is not everythingMaths is not everything
Use check-lists for testingUse check-lists for testing
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