SECOND GRADE JOKES By Mrs. Nelsons Class 2010 Why do mummies like the holidays?
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SECOND GRADE JOKESBy Mrs. Nelson’s Class
2010
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Why do mummies like the holidays?
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Cause all the wrapping
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What do mice use for bad breath?
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Mouse wash!
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What is black,white and red all over?
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A news paper.
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What do cats put in their drinks?
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Mice cubes
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Why did tigger look in the tolit?
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He was looking for Pooh!
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How do you make a tissue dance?
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Ya put a little boogie into it!
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Why do golfers wear two pair of pants?
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In case they get a hole in one!
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What do you get when two peas fight.
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Black eyed peas.
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Why do hummingbirds
hum?
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Because they don’t know the words
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What do cats eat for breakfast ?
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Mice - crispies
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What kind of key doesn’t open a lock ?
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A monkey
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What letter is found in a cup?
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T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Why was six scared of seven ?
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Because 7 8 9!
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Why did the orange go to the Doctors?
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Because it wasn’t peeling well!
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What do you call a snail on a ship?
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A snailor!
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What do elves learn in school?
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the elf abet
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What is math teachers favorite candy?
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Measure-mints!
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Why was the nose sad?
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Because he did not get picked!
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Where does a sheep go to get a haircut?
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To the baa-baa shop.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with father christmas?
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Santa claws
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When is an apple not an apple?
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When it is a pinapple
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What is black and white and read all over?
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A zebra with a rash.
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What is a dogs favorite part of a tree?
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Bark!
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Where does the cow family go for a good time?
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They go to the moo-vies!
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Where did the cows go on there date?
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To the moo - vies
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What kind of phone does the ocean have?
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A shell phone
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We hope you had a good laugh!!