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Sangeet sandhya AnchoringHi, 

Ganesh vandana se start kerte hai jisme aap teen betiya ya bahuo se dance kerva sakte hai.

 1. Anchor=Aaee sangeet ki ye raat

laai sapno ki baarathsajaniya hai saajan ke saath

rahe sada haatho main aise haathaai sangeet ki ye raat

 Aaiye swagath kerte hai hamaare nanhe kalakaroo se

Jo school main kerte hai intejaar ki kub bajegi chuti ki bellltaaliya bajaker swagat kijiye kyunki aapke saamne leker aaye

hai yeAll is well.

 Ab yahaa aap bachoo ka 3 4 gaano ka remix dance dikha

sakte hai. 2.

Khushiyo ki raat hogi ' jasna jara datt ke hogaMeri bahan ki shaadi ,andaaz jara hatt ke hoga|

 Phir hone wale dulhe se

 AAiye aapko hum hamaari puri family se milate hai waise tho aap sabhi se mil chuke hai lekin ek modern introduction tho

bantha hai. 

Yahaan per koi bhi dance ya remix add ker sakte hai. 3.

Tho introduction shuru kerte hai dulheji aapke dada sasur aur sasuji se

 Maa papa hai ye mereaur dada hai ye tere

sanghvi hai ye India ke....nahi nahi sanghvi hai ye mann kechahe kitni bhi taklif ho sharir main

per bhagvan se milne jaayenge tann ke 

Iske baad aap jo dance aanee wala hai uske baare main keh sakte hai jaise

 Ye betiya tho mahendi racha ke nakhre dikha ke

udd jaayegi phur se hame tadpa ke 

Yahaan pe ladies ya ladkiyo ka dance kerva sakte hai 4.

Tho aaiye dulhe ji aapko ab aapke saas sasur se milate hai 

Bhai ne apni jindagi ki shuruaath "S"se ki 

S" se SurajS" se subahS" se saaj

S" se sangeetS" se swagatS" se sukhi

Aur kismat ki baath dekhiye ki bhai ki " S" se yaani sushila [bhabi] se S se Sagai aur S se shaadi ho gai. Phir kya tha ...

S" se saasS" se sasurS" se saalaS" se saali

S" se sasuraalS" se sankat ho gaya yaar

 S" se shaadi hui aur ghar S" se swarg ban gaya

Aur main S" se "swargwasi'.  

Yahaan pe aap dostho ka dance kerva sakte hai ye kehker ki 

DEKHIYE DOSTHO KA DHAMAALBAJAOOGE THALI THO DIKHEGA KAMAAL

 5. 

Ab miliye aapke kaka aur kaki sasur se 

Subah dukaan jaana , shaam ko ghar aana|Paisa kamana aur Khakra khana

 Khakra khane main jinko aata hai aanand

jeevan main muskerate rahna jinko hai pasandaise hai hamare Ramesh bhai jinko dekhker

Man main muskera rahi hai hamaari bhabi mand mand.... 

Yahaa bhi koi dance kerva sakte hai6. 

Ab aapko milate hai aapke chote kaka kaki sasur se 

Bhai bhabi dono bahuth hee hai shoukinInko chahiye apni life namkin

Kuch kaaranvash aaj hai ye thode gumgeenNahi tho ker dete is mahfil ko aur bhi rangeen

 Karj dosti ka ada keraga koun

Dosth na ho tho dosthi karega kounE khuda in dostho ko salamath rakhna

Warna dostho ki shaadi main dance karega koun| 

Ye kehker again ek dostho ka dance kerva sakte hai. 7. 

Ab dijiye Sali ka introduction 

Waise tho aapki bahuth saari saaliya hai lekin main tho ek hi hai, jise dekhker aap bahuth khush ho rahe hai aur soch rahe

hai ki saali tho aadhi gharwali hoti hai ,lekin jayada khush math hoiye dulhejo kyuki hamari dulhan

soch rahi haiDEVAR THO AADHA WARR HOTHA HAI

 Saaliji bahuth khush hoker naach rahi hai kyuki "DI" ke chale

jaane se line ho jaayegi "Clear"Aur chala jaayega "Fear

Kabja ho jaayega ab meraTere kamre pe tere kapdo peRaj karoogi pure ghar pe aur

Rok lag jaayegi hamaare jaghdo pe' 

Ye bhi kah sakte hai 

Sali is BeautyWife is Duty

Sali is PassionWife is Tension

Sali is coolWife is fool

Sali is Tuty fruityWife is Kismat futiSali is freshcake

Wife is Earth quake. 

Is beech main ek aur dance kerva sakte hai. 8. 

Ab saale ka parichay 

Jaise ki aap sub jaante hai kiWaise tho saari khudai ek taraf

aur joru ka bhai ek taraf  

Cricket khelna mujhe hai pasandper papa kehte hai ki PADH PADH PADH

T.V dekhna mujhe hai pasandPer Mummy kahti hai ki CUT CUT CUT

Fighting kerna mughe hai pasandPer didi kahthi hai aa mujse LAD LAD LADH ER EXAM KE BAAD ye khud kahtha ha

Exam abhi khatam nahi huee hai mere dosthRE TEST abhi baaki hai

 Phi ek Dance......

 9. 

Ab aap public se dulhe aur dulhan ka intro kerva sakte hai 

Dulhan ko bachpan se cartoon dekhne ka bahuth shauk hai shayad isiliye inke mummy papa jab ladka dekhne gaye tho khub jaanch parakhker chun ke pasand kiye jisse ab dulhan

jindagi bhar cartoon ko miss na ker sake..Aur jab dulhe ke maa papa ne ladki chuni tho unhe yaad aaya

ki hamare bete ko bachpan se bhuth preth ke serial pasand aate hai tho ab aap hi sochiye unhone kya dekher ladki ko

chuna....  

Wasi hamare ghar ki beti hai NO .1School main bhi jo lathi thi NO.1

Sundertha main bhi jo lagthi hai NO.1Kaam kaaj aur sanskaar main bhi jo NO.1

Khushkismath hai aap jo aapko mili haiHamaare ghar ki beti NO.1

  

Yahaa ek aur dance dikha sakte hai.. 

10. 

Emotional commentry on beti 

Betiya sagai hone ke baad apne papa se puchthi hai -- papa kyu aapne apne beto ko apna naam diya kyu apni beti ko kyu

nahi.....Bhai se puchthi hai--

Bhai bachpan se hum saath main khele saath main padhe , saath main khaye piye , masthi, dhamaal kiya phir kyu mujhe

is ghar se durr bhej rahe hoMaa se puchthi hai--

Maa tune thoo mujhe janam diya , teri laadli hoo main maa , tere kaleje ka tukda hoo main maa phir aap muje apne ghar

se paraye ghar bhej rahi haiTub maa papa aur bhai kehte hai--

Beti ye tum kaisi baath ker rahi ho , Bachpan se teri shaadi ke sapne sanjoye the Ab tho wo sapne pure kerne ke din aaye hai

, hame jeevan ka sabse bada daan kerna hai jo hai KANYADAAN .

Aur beta ye tho duniya ki reet hai ki beti ko apne ghar bhejna hee padtha hai beti tho parai amanath hothi hai, Ek na ek din

tho usee jaana hee padtha hai,Aur tumhe tho ek nahi do do gharo ki maan maryada ko

sambhalna haiEk nahoi do do maa papa ki Kul ki Ijjath ko bhadana hai

HUm bhi ro ro ker tumhe khush hoker aashirwaad ke saath vida kerna hai.............

 Is tarah ye sangeet sandhya ke END kiya jaatha hai

Is emotional commentry ke baad mahoul relax kerne ke liye Ek game rakh dijiye

 11. 

Game-- 

"Mr and Mrs Ilahabaad waale'" jub "Pratigya " ka "Pavitra Ristha" leker "Gulaal" chantthe hue "Laaptaganj" pahunche tho unki "Bahanee" boli "Baba aiso var dhundo" ki "Tarak

mehta bhi apne chasma ulta kerke dekhe" "Tere liye"

"Sathiya" yahaan "Main ghar ghar kheli" "Dance India dance" main gai "Comedy circus" main bhi gai, aur

tum..."Sajan re jhoot math bolo "Tere mere sapne ek hoge tabhi tho "Hamari devraani " aayegi warna "Krishna ben khakkra wala" khakra banate banate "Master chef India"

main pahuch gaithi "C.I.D" bhi kuch nahi ker paayega aur meri "Bidaai" rah jaayegi please ek baar keh do ki "Bath

hamari pakki hai" warna mera "Sasural gada phool" ki tarah "Papad pol' ki tarah "Jhalak dhikla ja" kehta rahega, aur Log

kahenge-----------hmmm-----"YE kya ristha kehlata hai"...  

Isme aap puchiye ki ye kya story haiYe serial ki story hai

Aur isme kitne serial ke naam hai... 

12. 

Thaliyo ke liye 

Wo hoth kya jisme laali nahiWo upwan kya jisme maali nahiWo sasuraal kya jisme saali nahi

Aur wo mahfil kya jisme taali nahi  

Lab surkh sharbathi ho jaayeGaalo per cha jaaye laaliya

aur is dance per ho jaaye jordaar Taliya 

Bahaaro ki mahfil suhani rahegilab pe khusi ki kahani rahegi

chamakte rahege khushiyo ke ye sitare

agar aapki taaliyo ki meharbaani rahegi.

angeet Sandhya anchoring-------------------4

Hello,

 

Aaj jo sangeet ka anchoring main aapko batane jaa rahi hu......usme ek nahi two anchor honge....agar wo husband and wife ho tho phir is sangeet ko hit hone se koi nahi rok saktha....

kuch is tarah se start kerenge.....

 

Male anchor--

 

Aaj sunitha ki sangeeth main aap sabka swagath hai aur hum is sangeeth ki shuruaath kerne jaa rahe hai............

 

Female anchor---

 

Aise kaise aap mere bagair sangeet shuru kerwa sakte hai?

 

Male anchor--

 

Aaree tum ....tum yahaa kya ker rahi ho... tum to apne bhai ke bete ki shaadi main jaane wali thi yahaa kyu aa gai ....tumhe yahaa kisine bulaya bhi nahi...

 

Female anchor

 

Accha .......tho tumhe mera yaha aana accha nahi laga waise ek baath batha du main aapko ki main bhi is parivaar ki bahu hu....mujhe meri jethani ne phone kiya tha ki tum nahi aai tho sangeeth kaise hoga issiliye main aai hu aur main apne mayake se jyada sasuraal ka , sasuraal ke function ka ,aur apne logo ka dhayaan rakhthi hum......hmmmmm tum nahi samjoge...

ab main aa gai hum tho sangeeth chalu kiya jaaye......

 

1. Ganesh vandana song.....

 

Male anchor---

 

Isse pehle ki wo wapas aa jaaye main agla dance pesh kerna chahunga.....

puchegi tho abhi ek hi gaana huaa hai kah doonga

thali bajaaker swagath kijiye baccho ka

jise dekh pasine chutenge ache accho ke...

 

2.Baccho ka koi bhi remix song[dance].....

 

Female anchor

 

Aap tho jaante hai ki duniya main dosthi jaise pyari koi cheej nahi ..

Jindagi jindagi nahi agar life main koi majedaar story nahi..

 

3. Friends ka dance...

 

Male anchor

 

Ab jo aapke samne aa rahe hai unka kehna hai ki shadi mathlab....

 

S = shanthi bhang

h= himmath khatam

a = aajadi samapth

d = dimaag kharaab

i = imthihaan chalu...

Kyu sahi hai na""?

 

Female anchor

 

Ekdum sahi hai .....ye jo bhi aapne sunaya ye pura ka pura kissa aap purusho pe lagu hotha per hamaare tho ladkiyo ke tho maje hi maje hote hai....

 

4. koi bhi dance

 

Female anchor

 

Ab bahuth luka chipi ka khel ho gaya ...kuch kaam ki baath ki jaaye

hone wali dulhan ko dulhe ke pariwaar se milaya jaaye...

kyu kya kehte ho?

 

Male anchor

 

Bilkul sahi baath ki hai tumne....

 

Kuch alag andaaj se hamari dulhan ko unke hone wale sasuraal walo se milaya jaaye..

Jinke baare main jaankari hone se wo khud ko khusi khusi is pariwaar ka hissa bana paaye...Milayege milayenge is ek dance ke baad.....

 

5.Dulhe ki mummy se dance kerwa dijiye....

 

Male and female anchor

 

Abhi abhi jo dance aapne dekha inko tho aap pehchhanthi hogi {dulhan ki taraf ishara kerte hue]

 

Ji aapki saas hai ye ...lagthi nahi hai ji haa wo tho khud ek bahu lagthi hai per ab saas banne wali hai aur kithna acha naachthi hai hai na nachathi bhi accha hai....

 

Tatedo ka ped hai jinki shakhaye door door tak faily hui hai

Aaj agar Dollar baraste hai inke ghar per

Tho sanskaar aur shiksha inhi ki dee hui hai

pariwaar ko aise baadh ker rakha hai jaise

Ek dhaage main kai maala piroi hui hai.....

 

 

6. Ab kaka aur kaki sasur se dance kerwa dijiye....

 

Male or Female anchor or both together--

 

Rahna ,khana,peena unka hai passion

na hi dete aur na hi lete hai ye koi tension

her kaam ka pehle se hee ker lete preperation

maan kerthi hai unka tho her generation

ye sab tho hoga he because of education.......

 

7. Agar ek aur kaka sasur ho tho unse dance kerwa dijiye....

 

Anchor

 

Rajasthan jaana ho ya paana ho koi bhi ticket urgent..

Dont worry be happy kyuki railway main hai inke bahuth saare friend

Agar na ho rahe aapka reservation confirm

ker dijiye raju bhai ko ek phone ...

 

Raju bhai ab aap ke phone pe phone aane wale hai.....aapki publicity maine ker di hai thoda hamara bhi dhayaan rakhna......

 

8. bhua saas ka dance ...

 

Anchor

 

Bahuth khushkismath hai ye aur milantha ki bhi inme kami nahi..

Ithne khule dil ke hai bhuaa saas aur sasur ki khusi baat dete hai per gum kisiko nahi

Agar sasuraal main rahne aa jaaye tho dekhker aisa lage

"Beti tho beti hai' jamaisa kisi beto se kam nahi..........

 

9.Nanad aur nandoi ka dance.

 

Anchor...

 

Beti hai iss ghar ki naam kiya hai roshan jaaker sasuraal..

Apne rang main hi apni betiyo ko bhi diya hai dhaal..

Sirf inka hee nahi isme hai jamaisha ka bhi kamaal..............

 

10.Devar ka dance....

 

Anchor.

 

Kehavath hai ki saali aadhi gharwali hothi haiper

aajkal tho devar aadha var hotha hai......

Bunty bhai bahuth khush hai kyuki unki line clear ho gai hai......aur unki mummy ne tho ladki bhi dekhni shuru ker di hai.....per bunty bhai kahte hai ....oh teri tho....

Aisi waise nahi main tho ......tumhaarri hi perchaii laaunga....

 

 

11. dulhe aur dulhan ka dance....

 

Inka parichay hum aap ko nahi de sakthe ...inka dance dekhker hi aap sub samaj gaye honge ki inki taarif main kuch bhi kehna samunder se paani nikalne ke baraber hoga ...

sach main aapka dance hum sabne dil thamker dekha hai..........

 

 

12.Pure pariwaar aur friends ka saath main dance.......

 

Game..

 

Is sangeeth sandhya main kahi bhi beech main jaise dance ready na ho tho kuch game khe sakthe hai jaise ki....

Public main se kisiko bhi bula didjiye aur unse ek minute main" MAIN PAAGAL HOO'

bulwaye..Jo ek minute main sabse jyada bole wo jeete....

 

Jahaan bhi Anchoring hai waha male aur female baari baari se bol sakte hai....

 

Aakhir main sabko dandiya ke liye invite ker dijiye..........

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