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INT.THE PIMP STATION, WASHINGTON D.C Bobby is in the Pimp Station and is confronted by two assistants who attempt to wake him up. BOBBY JONES JR I'm awake leave me alone before I make my reservation to kick your ass! JANET WTF sorry. BOBBY gets up and searches the area he's in and starts to grab his cane where there are no bullets in the chamber. BOBBY JONES JR What the hell! Bitches be tripping. JANET Let me help you. BOBBY JONES JR I'm a jack m80's up your ass and

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INT.THE PIMP STATION, WASHINGTON D.C

Bobby is in the Pimp Station and is confronted by two

assistants who attempt to wake him up.

BOBBY JONES JR

I'm awake leave me alone before I

make my reservation to kick your

ass!

JANET

WTF sorry.

BOBBY gets up and searches the area he's in and starts to

grab his cane where there are no bullets in the chamber.

BOBBY JONES JR

What the hell! Bitches be tripping.

JANET

Let me help you.

BOBBY JONES JR

I'm a jack m80's up your ass and

watch you explode now get out my

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way!

BOBBY throws JANET out of the window and turn on the TV

TV PRESENTER

Two people have been rampaging the

city of new york by throwing feces

at the pedestrians. It appears to

be a little person whom appears to

be African-American and a white

chavy woman by the name of

MICHELLE. Oh my god they just ran

over a dog!

FREDERICK OBAMA

Sweet, let's shove this car in a

hospital.

TV PRESENTER

Who will stop this unstoppable duo.

BOBBY is seen throwing a chair at the t.v.

BOBBY JONES JR

I'm a snap that bitch!

INT. NEW YORK STOCK EXCHANGE

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FREDERICK is seen stealing a mobility scooter off a fat

woman whilst on crack.

MICHELLE

Were gonna' cook this bitch for a

barbecue.

The scene intensifies as BOBBY confronts the two people.

MICHELLE appears to be holding the staff on her left hand

and suddenly uses the staff to turn the pedestrians into

zombie hoes and starts attacking BOBBY.

FREDERICK is seen covered in sudocrem as he attempts to jump

under a horde of zombie hoes.

FREDERICK OBAMA

Weeeeee!

BOBBY uses his pimp cane to shoot at the horde of z.hoes.