Scream Yourself Silly

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You know what dumb people say about spiders? "Don't be scared of spiders, they are a lot smaller than you!"

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... well, so's a hand grenade!

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BOOM!!!

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Did you know that some spider venom is so bad …

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… it will eat away your flesh…

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…until there is nothing left?!

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Have you ever had to empty like a million litres of poison on a spider…

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…and the thing just keeps on coming?

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That’s because they’ve got ways of avoiding inhaling your pesticides.

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This is gross; spiders lay their eggs under your skin…

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…and when they hatch millions of the little critters burst from your hapless body.

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Ever wondered what happened to that spider you noticed on your bedroom ceiling? You ate it!

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Ever wondered what happened to that spider you noticed on your bedroom ceiling?

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You ate it!

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I don’t know what they are looking for inside your body but you eat about five a night.

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This one’s scary: "Camel spiders" in Iraq are a foot long,

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…run 25 miles per hour screaming like a banshee…

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...and lay eggs under a camel’s skin.

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Warning! If you don't put out some drinking water for the spiders in your house, beware!

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Thirsty spiders will drink moisture from the corner of your mouth while you sleep.

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Spiders should be on a leash when outside.

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There are some spiders that urinate on you,

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…causing terrible skin ulcers.

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Did you know that spiders can't die of natural causes?

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There are these spiders living in China that were hatched in the Mang-Tsun dynasty 2,800 years ago;

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…they're known as “holy spiders”!

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Actually, these are all nonsense MYTHS!

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The real reason people don’t like spiders are because they are ENVIOUS!

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If you were a spider…

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…you would have been able to see all around you at once.

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You would have been able to jump as high

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as 10 double decker buses.

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And you would have been able to walk around naked…

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…without getting arrested.

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You would have been the hero…

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…that saved the earth from getting covered in bugs.

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So come on! Give spiders a break!

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