Satyr gourmet pizza
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Dan Kelly 301-588-1873 DTK Freelancer [email protected] Satyr Gourmet Pizza - Web/TV sample script Ebenezer Scrooge sits in a plush, elegant chair beside a fire in an ornate hearth eating soup. He wears a dressing gown over a night shirt. A gust of wind blows open a door behind him. A ghost in a worn suit enters carrying a large flat square covered by a shroud. SCROOGE: Who are you! GHOST [in a mournful drawl]: What you will be if you keep eating soup for dinner. SCROOGE: Oh no, not again! Iʼm a joyless old miser - Iʼm not going to splurge! GHOST: Satyr Gourmet Pizza is not expensive. He removes the shroud. A box of Satyr brand gourmet pizza rests on his hand. They cut costs wherever they can but never cut quality. SCROOGE: A frozen pizza? Never gourmet! The ghost takes the pizza from the box, passing it by Scrooge and onto a rack in the fire. SCROOGE: Are those olives? GHOST: Hand-picked from Italy! SCROOGE: Plump sausage, red onion, golden mushrooms, three cheeses. This is a supreme pizza! GHOST: It self-rises! Cut to - the pizza steaming and bubbling on a serving platter. The miser bites into a slice. SCROOGE: I feel like a new man! GHOST: Youʼre telling me! Scrooge takes the whole pie onto his lap. SCROOGE [into camera]: Satyr gourmet pizza. The ghostʼs face comes through the back of the chair, hovering over Scroogeʼs shoulder. GHOST: Good eating. Good living! The ghost reaches a hand up from the arm of the chair. GHOST: Are you - are you going to eat all that? SCROOGE: You better believe it.
Transcript of Satyr gourmet pizza
Dan Kelly! ! ! ! ! ! ! 301-588-1873DTK Freelancer! ! ! [email protected]
Satyr Gourmet Pizza - Web/TV sample script
Ebenezer Scrooge sits in a plush, elegant chair beside a fire in an ornate hearth eating soup. He wears a dressing gown over a night shirt. A gust of wind blows open a door behind him. A ghost in a worn suit enters carrying a large flat square covered by a shroud.
SCROOGE: Who are you!
GHOST [in a mournful drawl]: What you will be if you keep eating soup for dinner.
SCROOGE: Oh no, not again! Iʼm a joyless old miser - Iʼm not going to splurge!
GHOST: Satyr Gourmet Pizza is not expensive.
He removes the shroud. A box of Satyr brand gourmet pizza rests on his hand.
They cut costs wherever they can but never cut quality.
SCROOGE: A frozen pizza? Never gourmet!
The ghost takes the pizza from the box, passing it by Scrooge and onto a rack in the fire.
SCROOGE: Are those olives?
GHOST: Hand-picked from Italy!
SCROOGE: Plump sausage, red onion, golden mushrooms, three cheeses. This is a supreme pizza!
GHOST: It self-rises!
Cut to - the pizza steaming and bubbling on a serving platter. The miser bites into a slice.
SCROOGE: I feel like a new man!
GHOST: Youʼre telling me!
Scrooge takes the whole pie onto his lap.
SCROOGE [into camera]: Satyr gourmet pizza.
The ghostʼs face comes through the back of the chair, hovering over Scroogeʼs shoulder.
GHOST: Good eating. Good living!
The ghost reaches a hand up from the arm of the chair.
GHOST: Are you - are you going to eat all that?
SCROOGE: You better believe it.
