Why doesnt Rajinikanth wear a watch? Because he decides what time it is. Rajinikanth can strangle a man with a cordless phone.Rajinis calendar goes straight from March 31 to April 2. (No one fools Rajnikanth) Rajinikanth knows Victorias Secret..The missing part of the fruit from the Apple logo was eaten by Rajinikanth. Every Christmas, Santa waits for a gift from Rajini.Even Ghajini cant forget Rajini. Rajini added Facebook as a friend. When Rajini creates his mail id its outlook@rajnikanth.com. Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, thats why there are no signs of life there The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajinikanth`s signature.Rajinikanth can finish Mario brothers without using the jump button. Once Rajinikanth was on the hot seat of KBC....And the computer needed lifeline to choose the question. Mind it!Gabbar: Kitne Admi the? Kaliya: Sarkar 1 Gabbar :Aur tum? Kaliya: 100 Gabbar: fir b wapas aa gaye woh b khali hath,kaun tha woh? Kaliya: RAJINI... Gabbar: Oops! Sorry, my mistake. Chai wai pe bula lete hai sir ko...Rajnikanth was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because he found the title insulting.Strong winds in Delhi. Rajini blew his birthday candles. No power cut in Tamil Nadu today. Rajinis birthday candles blazingRajini once took 15 wickets in a one-day match. Rajini once kicked a man. It was later discovered he was the first man on the moon. Rajini and Superman were in a contest. The loser had to wear his underpants over his pants.Rajini can slam a revolving door. Raijni has counted to infinity twice. When Rajini gives someone the finger, hes telling them how many seconds they have to live.Rajini can give Anacin a headache Rajini got 150 questions in an exam and was asked to answer 100. He answered all 150 and wrote on top, Check any 100Rajnis pulse is measured on the Richter scale.Rajni never tweets. He only roars.Rajnikanth can make a Happy Meal cry. What colour is Rajnis blood? Trick question! He never bleeds. Rajnikanth's cricket team beat Australia by an innings and 44 runs in a One-Day International. When Graham Bell invented the telephone, he found two missed calls from Rajnikanth! Only Rajni sir knows the exact number of stars in the sky. Rajnikanth once raced with Light. Light came third. Rajni's shadow was second. Once a farmer put Rajnikanth's picture as a scarecrow in his field, and guess what...the birds even brought back the grain they stole last yearRajnikanth's Class 6 notes are now known as Wikipedia.The ice age ended when Rajnikanth lost his cool. Only Rajnikanth has 32 wisdom teeth. The apple which fell on Newton was actually thrown by Rajnikanth. Why did Superman and Batman visit Rajnikanth? Because it was Teacher's Day.