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    River Cities’ Reader  • Vol. 23 No. 905 • March 31 - April 13, 20162 Business • Politics • Arts • Culture • Now You Know • RiverCitiesReader.com

    ILLINOIS POLITICS

    Rauner’s Primary Reaction IllustratesHis Separation from Reality

    It’s almost impossible to make a dealwith somebody who won’t acceptreality. And that’s been the case in

    Illinois or more than a year, as GovernorBruce Rauner has made one politicallyunrealistic demand afer another whilereusing to negotiate a budget until thosedemands are met, all the while blamingthe entire impasse on the intransigenceo House Speaker Michael Madigan.

    Because the public debate is sowrapped up in partisanship and ideol-ogy, it’s been tough or a large segmento the population to wrap its collectivemind around what’s really been going on.Many see this fight as the “new, good”Rauner versus the “old, bad” Madigan.While that argument certainly has plentyo merit, it’s not nearly the entire story.

    It takes two to tango, and the truth isand has always been that Rauner doesn’teven have enthusiastic support among

    legislative Republicans or a big chunko his urnaround Agenda, particularlythose demands opposed by labor unions.His complete agenda cannot pass bothlegislative chambers no matter who theHouse speaker is.

    Afer what happened the day aferthe March primary election, however,Rauner’s obvious inability to accept somestark political realities might finally helpmore olks understand what the rest o us

    have been seeing or the past year or more.Tere is no doubt that Rauner had a

    bad March 15. While he wasn’t directlyinvolved in Madigan’s Democratic primary,there’s zero doubt that the people whounded Madigan’s opponent were riendlyto the governor’s interests. Tey made thecampaign a reerendum on Madigan’sentire career, and Madigan won handily.

    Te same money conduit Rauner usedto und other races, Dan Prof, came upwith $1.3 million via a “dark money”group to give direct ly to RepresentativeKen Dunkin (D-Chicago). All that otherRaunerite money ($1.6 million) spenton Dunkin’s behal didn’t just appearout o nowhere, either. And nobodyreally believes that the Illinois Chamberdecided without prompting to all o asudden run an additional million-dollarV ad supporting Dunk in (who had oneo the lowest Chamber ratings o anystate legislator) without first consult-

    ing its own board o directors. Tat racebecame a very public reerendum onRauner, but Dunkin ended up winning just 32 percent o the vote. Oops.

    And then there’s state Senator Sam

    McCann (R-Plainview). Rauner person-ally endorsed McCann’s GOP opponent,Bryce Benton; unneled millions o dollarsinto Benton’s race (via Prof and througha $50,000 contribution rom himsel);and personally campaigned with Bentonin the days leading up to the election. Hethrew the kitchen sink at McCann, witha boatload o cash spent to make the raceabout how McCann was Speaker Madi-gan’s “avorite senator.” McCann won bymore than 5 percentage points. Tat’s asolid Rauner deeat in anyone’s book.

    Everyone with even semi-honest eyes

    could see that Rauner was a big loser. Yes,

    he won several other primary races, but he

    basically steamrolled a bunch o unprepared

    amateurs with overwhelming financial

    resources and (in most cases) viciously nega-

    tive ads. Without a doubt it’s important to

    win those litt le races (Madigan himsel does

    it a lot), but the marquee contests against

    ormidable oes – who are ar more like thelegislative Democrats Rauner will ace in

    November – most definitely went south.

    And yet there he was claiming viapress release that Madigan was the pri-mary election’s real loser, even though allo Madigan’s candidates won.

    “Tere were many races last night where

    special interests backed by Speaker Madi-

    gan ailed to deeat Republican incumbents

    and candidates who support Governor

    Rauner’s call or structural reorms,” hispost-election press release bellowed.

    Somehow, in Rauner’s mind, it’sMadigan’s ault that some Republicanhopeuls with a smidgeon o union back-ing lost their races to Rauner’s heavilyfinanced candidates.

    Te excuse I heard aferward was thatMadigan had issued his own press releasepointing out the governor’s losses, andthe governor elt he needed to respond.Okay, I get that. Madigan didn’t have torub Rauner’s nose in the previous day’shumiliations. But has nobody ever heardo taking t he high road, or at least a roadthat exists in the real world?

    Like I said at the beginning, accept-ing political reality is not this governor’sstrong suit. I that wasn’t abundantlyclear beore the primary election, itsurely became clear the day afer.

    And this governmental impasse ain’tever gonna end until that stark act o

    lie changes.

    Rich Miller also publishes CapitolFax (a daily political newsletter) andCapitolFax.com.

    By Rich Miller 

    CapitolFax.com

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    An Open Letter to Local Law Enforcement

    Our ederal government has been takenover by globalist bankers. Our ederal

    government no longer represents the

    interests o Americans. Elections cannot

    solve these problems as they are rigged. Tey

    have poisoned our air, ood, water, medicine,

    education, media, economy, and culture.

    I will not belabor these acts. I you don’t

    already know this, you soon will.

    I take these assaults very personally, as

    you should. As the criminals in our ederal

    government employ you to assist them in our

    destruction, I must extend an olive branchbeore it is too late.

    Te Obama administration has purged

    the military o any constitutional generals

    and is now training the military to fight the

    American citizens. Tey are militarizing,

    ederalizing, and now globalizing you – the

    local police – to assist.

    Absurdly, Army manuals written by the

    anti-reedom Southern Poverty Law Center

    and the Anti-Deamation League, the 2009

    MIAC Report, and Homeland Security iden-tiy Christians, pro-liers, libertarians, gun

    owners, patriots, and returning veterans – by

    any definition and common sense, the most

    law-abiding – as potential domestic terrorists.

    Simultaneously they are training our military

    and encouraging you – our police – to engage

    in real  acts o terrorism against these groups.On December 31, 2011, the National

    Deense Authorization Act (NDAA) was

    quietly passed by criminals on both sides o

    the aisle against the wil l o We the People andour Constitution. It authorizes our military

    to kidnap American citizens on American

    soil who are suspected o a “belligerent act.”

    Tese suspects may be renditioned to an

    undisclosed location without a warrant and

    detained indefinitely without a trial and with-

    out being charged or convicted o any crime.

    Our military has recently conducted

    urban, asymmetrical warare drills in L.A.,

    Boston, St. Louis, and Fort Lauderdale. Asmall American city has been built at Fort

    A.P. Hill in Virginia and Camp Lejeune or

    troops to practice domestic warare. Opera-

    tion Jade Helm 15 was recently conducted on

    the streets o exas, New Mexico, Arizona,

    Caliornia, Nevada, Utah, and Colorado.

    Tese drills simulated infiltrating American

    cities and extracting American patriots –

    precisely what the NDAA authorizes. Te

    mainstream media dutiully ignored it.

    Te Department o Homeland Security

    (DHS) has purchased at least 2.1-billion roundso hollow-point ammunition. Tis ammo is

    too expensive to use or target practice as they

    claim, and their use in war is a violation o the

    Hague Peace Conerence o 1899 and 1907.

    Tis is roughly five bullets or every American.

    As i that weren’t disturbing enough, on

    January 15, HR 378 was introduced in the

    House o Representatives and assigned to a

    congressional committee. HR 378 is a “ban

    on purchase, ownership, or possession o

    enhanced body armor by civilians.” It appliesto “enhanced” or “ype III” body armor spe-

    cifically designed to protect against the exact

    ammunition now being hoarded by DHS.As our captured ederal government

    destroys our culture and economy, they ully

    expect the moral and decent to resist. Tey

    try to convince you that this resistance is ter-

    rorism and give you the tools to crush us.

    Te Law Enorcement Support Office

    (LESO) under the 1033 Program authorized

    in the NDAA has provided at least 600 (and asmany as 13,000 – it’s a secret) Mine Resistant

    Ambush Protected vehicles ree o charge

    to large- and small-town law-enorcement

    agencies all over the country, including the

    one given to the Scott County sheriff’s depart-

    ment. LESO’s slogan is “transerring property

    rom the warfighter to the crimefighter.” Te

    Rock Island County sheriff’s department

    and the Bettendor Police Department both

    have bullet-proo, armored BearCat vehicles.

    In 1787, ounding ather James Madison

    warned that “a standing military orce, with

    an overgrown Executive, will not long be sae

    companions to liberty. Te means o deence

    against oreign danger have been always the

    instruments o tyranny at home.”

    As our God-given, constitutionally guar-anteed rights are perverted into govern-

    ment-granted privileges, we ofen resent

    the puppets, not the masters. We citizens

    invented you police to protect us. Now you are

    one o our greatest ears. Tis is all by design.

    As you are told that the good guys are a threat,

    you violate our rights. O course we don’t like

    it. Tis is a sel-ulfilling prophecy. We must

    not be ooled by those who would have us

    pitted against each other.

    It is not you against us. It needs to be lawenorcement and the law-abiding against the

    lawless intrusion o our ederal government. It

    is We the People against those who are pittingus against each other. A patriot is no threat

    to ellow patriots. By definition, a patriot is a

    threat to a tyrant. Officer, you must choose a

    side. Are you a patriot or a tool o tyranny?Te county sheriff is uniquely qualified

    and specifically bound to protect his citizens

    rom these tyrants. A January 2014 resolu-

    tion o the Constitutional Sheriffs & Peace

    Officers Association maintains a list o

    “abuses” that “will not be allowed or toler-

    ated,” reerring specifically to “actions by the

    ederal government and its agents.” In reer-

    ence to this list, it urther states that “there is

    no greater obligation or responsibility o anygovernment officer than to protect the rights

    o the people. Tus, any conduct contrary to

    the United States Constitution, Declaration

    o Independence, or the Bill o Rights will

    be dealt with” by signees o the resolution –

    county sheriffs – “as criminal activity.”

    Officer, I am no threat to you. When you are

    asked to disarm me or kill me, will you? You

    took an oath to uphold and deend the Consti-

    tution, not our criminal government.

     A hyperlinked version of this commentary isavailable at RCReader.com/y/openletter.

    Scott Carlson is a local business owner and patriot who lives in Eldridge, Iowa, andbelieves in the libertarian philosophy held bythe founders of this great country. No victimequals no crime.

    Guest Commentary By Scott Carlson

    Scott County’s Mine Resistant Ambush Protected vehicle

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    Guest Commentary By Jacob G. Hornberger FFF.org

    Hey, FDR Was a Fascist, Too!

    It’s the latest rage among Americanlefists to point out that Donald rumphas ascist proclivities. A recent exam-

    ple is Robert Reich, who was secretary olabor under President Bill Clinton rom1993 to 1997. In an article recently onRaw Story, Reich states that “rump hasfinally reached a point where parallelsbetween his presidential campaign andthe ascists o the first hal o the 20thCentury – lurid figures such as BenitoMussolini, Joseph Stalin, Adol Hitler,

    Oswald Mosley, and Francisco Franco –are too ev ident to overlook.”

    Reich isn’t the only one. FormerMexican President Vincente Fox alsocalled rump a ascist. Current MexicanPresident Enrique Pena Calderon said thatrump’s “strident” rhetoric is how “Mus-solini got in, that’s how Hitler got in.”

    In another recent article, this one inthe Los Angeles imes, reporter Patt Mor-rison states: “Well, there’s language and

    there’s style and manner that has echoeso the ascism o Europe in the 1920s and’30s. Tere’s the claim that the UnitedStates is in decline and needs a strongleader. And that was at the heart o whatMussolini and Hitler promised. Teyoffered a recipe or revival: nationalism,aggressive oreign policy, attacks on theenemies inside and out without muchregard or due process, an obsessionwith decline and with enemies like Jews

    or socialists, oreigners – those are theechoes o t hat today.”

    But in their attacks on rump, those onthe lef conveniently orget a discomortingact: Teir hero and icon – the man they (aswell as conservatives) have extolled and glo-rified or some 80 years, President FranklinD. Roosevelt – was himsel a ascist.

    Oh, sure, it’s true that much o FDR’sNew Deal was socialist, such as the ederalpension plan – Social Security – that he per-manently oisted onto the American people.

    But let’s not omit the other hal o thestory: Roosevelt also embraced economicascism, especially in his efforts to getAmerica out o the Great Depression.

    Te best example was FDR’s NationalIndustrial Recovery Act (NIRA), a ascistprogram that would have fit perectlyin Mussolini ’s ascist Italy. Under theNIRA, ederal officials organized privateAmerican businesses, industries, andcorporations into giant cartels that

    established “codes o ai r competition,”which set prices, wages, and productionin their particular sectors, all enorcedby ederal orce. More than 500 codes o“air practice” were developed.

    Not surprisingly, FDR put a militaryman, retired Hugh Johnson, to run thisascist program. Johnson had graduatedrom West Point, made the military hiscareer, and ultimately reached the rank o

    General. According to Wikipedia, “Oneauthor claims Johnson looked on ItalianFascist corporatism as a kind o model. Hedistributed copies o a ascist tract called‘Te Corporate State’ by one o Mussolini ’savorite economists, including giving oneto Labor Secretary Frances Perkins andasking her to give copies to her Cabinet.”

    o encourage compliance with theNIRA, FDR and Johnson adopted a symbolthat could have come straight out o Mus-

    solini’s playbook: the “Blue Eagle.” In whatis undoubtedly one o the creepiest ederalcampaigns in U.S. history – one that wouldhave made Mussolini proud – U.S. officials“encouraged” U.S. businessmen to post theBlue Eagle symbol in their storeront win-dows in a show o solidarity with the ed-eral government. Any business that reusedto do so was immediately denounced andostracized or its lack o “patriotism.”

    In 1935, thanks to justices who werestill fighting to retain America’s ound-ing constitutional principles, the U.S.Supreme Court declared FDR’s NIRAunconstitutional. Tey rightully pointedout that such a scheme had no place inAmerica’s constitutional order.

    Let’s not orget Hitler: He led Germanyout o the Great Depression with a ascistprogram based on massive spending onpublic works, government/business part-nerships, government management othe economy, and building up Germany’s

    military/industrial complex.Sound amiliar? It should, because that

    was FDR’s economic program too.

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    Franklin D. Roosevelt 

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    Hey, FDR Was a Fascist, Too!As late as 1937, great leader Winston

    Churchill had nothing but praise orthe leadership skill o Germany’s greatleader: “One may dislike Hitler’s systemand yet admire his patriotic achievement.I our country were deeated, I hope weshould find a champion as admirable torestore our courage and lead us back toour place among the nations.”

    While we’re on the subject o Nazi Ger-many, perhaps it would be instructive to postthe ollowing planks rom the Nazi Party

    platorm and ask whether any o the presi-dential candidates, Democrat or Republi-can, disagree with them: “We ask that thegovernment undertake the obligation aboveall o providing citizens with adequateopportunity or employment and earning aliving. Te activities o the individual mustnot be allowed to clash with the interestso the community, but must take placewithin its confines and be or the good o all.Tereore, we demand: an end to the power

    o the financial interests. We demand profitsharing in big business. We demand a broadextension o care or the aged. We demand ...the greatest possible consideration o smallbusiness in the purchases o the national,state, and municipal governments. In orderto make possible to every capable and indus-trious [citizen] the attainment o higher edu-cation and thus the achievement o a posto leadership, the government must providean all-around enlargement o our system

    o public education. ... We demand theeducation at government expense o gifedchildren o poor parents. ... Te governmentmust undertake the improvement o publichealth – by protecting mother and child, byprohibiting child labor – by the greatest pos-sible support or all clubs concerned with thephysical education o youth. We combat the... materialistic spirit within and without us,and are convinced that a permanent recov-ery o our people can only proceed romwithin on the oundation o ‘Te CommonGood Beore the Individual Good.’”

    Perhaps we should also remind our-selves o the letter that Hitler sent Roos-evelt through U.S. Ambassador TomasDodd: “Te Reich chancellor requestsMr. Dodd to present his greetings toPresident Roosevelt. He congratulatesthe president upon his heroic effort inthe interest o the American people. Tepresident’s successul struggle againsteconomic distress is being ollowed by

    the entire German people with interestand admiration. Te Reich chancel-lor is in accord with the president thatthe virtues o sense o duty, readinessor sacrifice, and discipline must be the

    supreme rule o the whole nation. Tismoral demand, which the president isaddressing to every single citizen, is onlythe quintessence o German philosophyo the state, expressed in the motto ‘Tepublic weal beore the private gain.’”

    For anyone who would like to urtherexplore the parallels between FDR’s NewDeal and Mussolini’s ascism and, or thatmatter, with Hitler’s national socialism, Ihighly recommend a book titled Tree NewDeals: Reflections on Roosevelt’s America,

     Mussolini’s Italy, & Hitler’s Germany, 1933-1939 by Wolgang Schivelbusch.

    Te lef definitely has a point aboutrump’s ascist proclivities, but let’s aceit: Te accusation doesn’t apply only torump but also to conservatives in general.

    Don’t conservatives avor government/business partnerships? Don’t they avorgovernment management o the econ-omy? Don’t they claim that their presiden-tial candidates can manage the economy

    better than the Democratic candidates?Don’t they avor economic regulation?Don’t they avor public works? Don’t theyextol the interstate highway system, whichwas modeled on Hitler’s autobahn system?

    Indeed, don’t conservatives avorreplacing FDR’s socialist Social Securitysystem with a ascist one – one in whichthe government orces people to investpart o their income into government-approved retirement accounts? Don’t

    they extol and gloriy the ascist retire-ment plan brought to Chile by ascistChilean dictator General Augusto Pino-chet, who himsel extolled and glorifiedSpain’s ascist dictator Francisco Franco?Don’t conservatives also avor manda-tory health savings accounts, wherebythe government manipulates or coercespeople into establishing medical IRAs?

    For that matter, let’s not orget theDepartment o Labor, which Robert Reichheaded and which conservatives have longembraced as a permanent part o America’sgovernmental system. It would be difficultto find a better model o economic ascismthan the Department o Labor, given itscontrol over private American businesses.

    Let’s ace it: Fascism has a glorious his-tory among both Democrats and Repub-licans, so long as it’s cal led “reorming”or “saving” ree enterprise. All thehubbub over Donald rump’s ascism ispersonal, not ideological.

     Jacob G. Hornberger is founder and president of Te Future of FreedomFoundation (FFF.org), where this articleoriginally appeared.

    Guest Commentary By Jacob G. Hornberger FFF.org

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    COVER STORY  By Je Ignatius  [email protected]

    A Minor History with a Major ImpactAuthor Gary W. Moore Discusses His Father’s Story, April 12-15

    Gary W. Moore had lots o dots to con-nect about his ather’s lie. Te prob-lem was that, or many years, Gene

    Moore reused to talk about them.Gary Moore will be participating in a

    handul o local events related to his 2006book Playing with the Enemy  as part o theScott County Reads ogether programApril 12 through 15, and you can get a senseo the connections rom the hardcover’s

    subtitle: A Baseball Prodigy, a World at War,& a Field of Broken Dreams.

    Gene’s story itsel is antastic, but so is thetale o the book’s becoming – with a curiousson and a reticent ather, and with tantaliz-ing bits o inormation finally put togetherinto a narrative that’s both heartwarmingand heartbreaking.

    Tere was, or example, the January 1949letter to Gene rom the Pittsburgh Piratesminor-league baseball system, promising to

    “give you every chance and our ablest assis-tance in making a capable ball player.”

    Gary Moore ound the letter when he was

    12, and it aligned with other things he’d heard.

    He remembers visiting his ather’s home-town o Sesser, Illinois, when he was sevenor eight, and a man stuck his head out o thebar and asked i he was Gene’s kid. A groupo older men pulled him into the bar andtalked to him about his dad.

    In a phone interview last week, Gary

    Moore recalled telling his ather: “Teysaid you were the greatest baseball player toever play” in Sesser. He continued: “My dadkind o laughed and shrugged and he said,‘Tis town has 700 people in it. I you’re thebest baseball player in the town, that reallydoesn’t mean much.’”

    When Moore was about 16, an oldercousin was talking to him about baseballuniorms. “He said, ‘When your dad camehome rom his first season with the Dodg-ers, he gave me his jersey. I wore that damnthing until it just ell apart.’ I looked at himand I said, ‘My dad never played baseballor the Dodgers.’ And he said, ‘Go homeand ask him.’ I went home and asked mydad and he just kind o shrugged and said,‘Don’t pay attention to him.’”

    Moore said that as he got older, he wasincreasingly unwilling to accept thosedismissals. But his ather was equallystubborn. As a teenager, Moore said, hedemanded: “‘ell me about that letter you

    got rom the Pirates.’ And he said, ‘I told

    you never to ask me about that again.’ Andthat was it; he just shut down.”

    Tat’s one set o dots. Gary Moore knewhis ather was a good baseball player who’dgotten a look rom at least two major-leaguebaseball organizations.

    Te other dots are smudgy. Tere was a

     visit to the Moore home by a German manin 1959 – when Gary Moore wasn’t yet five.“I don’t remember any details other than ...my sister and I hiding behind a chair andgiggling,” he recalled. “I think I was laugh-ing at his language; he talked different thananybody I’d ever heard beore.”

    And a trip to Chicago’s Museum o Sci-ence & Industry in the early 1960s to seethe Nazi U-505 submarine. Moore said heremembers watching a film o the prisonersrom the ship, with closeups o each in a sin-gle-file line. “One o the sailors looks at thecamera, and he kinda smiles. I’m sure it wasa nervous smile. I’m sure he wasn’t having agood time that day; he’d just been captured.And my dad started crying.” Gene Mooresaid he had something in his eye.

    “I knew there something about that sub-marine, and something about something,”Gary Moore said. “I’d ask my mother aboutit through the years, and she would justalways say, ‘You really need to talk to your

    ather about that.’ My ather wasn’t talking.”

    In high school, Gary got an assignmentto write about his mother. He decided toalso, on his own, write a piece about hisather. “When I wrote it about my mother, I

     just wrote it,” he said. “When I wrote aboutmy ather, I realized: I don’t even know whatto write; I don’t really know who this man

    is. I knew he ed us and clothed us, and Iknow he was a hard worker. I think he wasan honest guy, ... but I really didn’t knowanything about him.”

    Once again, his ather was no help,saying: “When people remember me, I hopethey say, ‘He was a good husband [and] agood ather, and he worked hard.’ Tat’s allthere is about me.”

    Gary knew that wasn’t true.

     “The Dike Had Broken” In April 1983, Gene Moore had a health

    scare. On May 12, a heart specialist gavehim a clean bill o health and said it hadn’tbeen a heart attack.

    Gary and Gene lef the doctor’s office andwent out to dinner. Gene was in good spirits,and 28-year-old Gary decided to press his57-year-old ather about his lie in baseball.

    “What changed in that restaurant is hehad this incredible sense o relie, he wasrelaxed, we were sitting there alone, I started

    trying to talk to him, he started getting

    angry, and or the first time in his

    son’s lie, his son stood up to hisdad,” Gary said. “I said, ‘I’m notleaving here without you answer-ing these questions.’”

    Gene still pushed back, but Gary didn’trelent. “My dad was crazy about his grand-kids. ... I said to him, ‘oby’s five years old;he loves you. Someday he’s going to want toknow about his grandather. He’s going toask me, and I’m not going to be able to tel lhim a damn thing. I want my son to know

    you, and I need to know you.’ ...“You could tell the first five, six minuteso that conversation were painul. Ten allo a sudden it was like the dike had broken. Icouldn’t have shut him up i I wanted to.”

    Gene died the next day o a heart attack.“I’d always thought this would be a story

    I’d write,” Gary said o the tale he heard thatnight at dinner. “Early on, I knew it was anincredible story, an incredible lie. Sad in somany ways, but also very uplifing in others.”

    Yet more than two decades passed beoreGary began writing. “It took time to digestmy dad’s lie,” he said, and “to understandthe potential impact on other people. ... I’msorry I waited so long, but I think had I doneit 10 years ago, 15 years ago, 20 years ago,it would have been a much different book,because I don’t think I totally understood.”

    Without giving too much away, Gene wasa power-hitting catcher who, at age 15 andplaying or the semi-pro Sesser Egyptians,

    Continued On Page 8

    Left: The United States Navy North African Exhibition Baseball Team in1942. Gene Moore is the middle ofthe back row. Above: Gary W. Moore

    On the cover: The 1949 letter to Gene Moore from the Pittsburgh Pirates’ minor-league system; Gene Moore’s basic-training photo; and GeneMoore (back row, fourth from left) with the Sesser Egyptians baseball team circa 1940.

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    A Minor History with a Major Impactattracted the attention oBrooklyn Dodgers scout FrankBoudreau in 1940. His WorldWar II service had him playingor the Navy team, and eventu-ally teaching captured U-505 sailors to play baseball in asecret POW camp in Louisi-ana. Afer the war, Gene gotanother shot in the minors, butan injury cut short his career... with the saving grace o

    the hobbled catcher helping ariend and teammate get to the majors.

    It’s undeniably a great story. But whenGary Moore, at the urging o a riend,finally got around to writing it, there werelots o challenges.

     “The Story Was Incomplete” For one thing, Gary’s conversation with his

    ather had taken place 20-odd years earlier, and

    he hadn’t taken notes or recorded it. Many o

    the participants, like his ather, were dead.And the historical record is sparse.

    Much inormation about the LouisianaPOW camp remains classified, and rostersand stats or minor-league baseball in themiddle o the 20th Century are spotty.Some readers o Playing with the Enemy  have questioned the veracity o the entirestory, noting that there’s no record o aPirates minor-league team in Greenville,Mississippi, in the late 1940s. (Te 1949

    letter rom the Pirates clearly says Green- ville, Mississippi, and Gary Moore said he verified the team’s existence with the city’shistorical society; it was one o many short-lived clubs set up to handle the flood o war

     veterans coming back into baseball.)Moore stressed that the book is not a

    biography; it’s historical fiction inspired bytrue events, with roughly hal the namesmade up. “It’s the best we could do, becausemy ather isn’t a historical figure,” he said.“He didn’t make it into the major leagues.And it’s all pre-Internet. Tere’s just notmuch o a record o his lie. ...

    “Most o the story is oral histories. Someo it [was] what I remember rom my dad’sconversation. But most o it came romtalking to relatives ... .” Moore said he hadassistance rom the Dodgers and the Navy,and he got lots o inormation rom lielongresidents o Sesser, whom he gathered or adinner at a local restaurant to reminisce.

    “But the story was incomplete,” Moore

    said. “I have done a lot o connecting othe dots here that I could’ve gotten wrong.I’ve re-created conversations that I didn’thave access to. ... I put it together as best Icould. ... I never witnessed any o it. But I’m

    confident, where the recordails us, [that] I got the spirit omy ather’s lie correct.”

    Initially, Moore thoughtthat one key figure in the book– a man he calls Ray Laws –was All-Star pitcher Roy Face.Gary remembers watching, asan adolescent, Face warmlygreet Gene at a Cubs game.

    But he could never find evi-

    dence that Face and his ather

    played on the same baseballteam; to the best o his knowledge, Gene’s

    minor-league career ended beore Face’s

    began. It’s only been since the book was ini-

    tially published 10 years ago that he discovered

    his ather played another year o ball afer the

    core story o Playing with the Enemy  finishes.

    And over the years, other blanks havebeen filled in by readers who knew or knewo Gary’s dad. “It’s almost like a living,breathing story that continues to evolve,”

    Moore said.Te author concedes that, in the grand

    scheme o history, Gene’s story “has no histor-

    ical importance to anybody. It doesn’t change

    anything. It’s a history o my ather’s lie.”

    But that history – one that easily couldhave died with Gene Moore – has survivedand taken on a lie o its own.

    Beore the book was published – on hisdaughter’s wedding day, in act – Gary gota praising let ter rom President George W.

    Bush, who’d somehow read a galley copy.Moore has gotten an e-mail rom Al Pacino.“I have received ... somewhere between

    3,000 and 4,000 letters ... rom all over theworld, rom people who have said ... that myather’s story had uplifed them, encour-aged them, helped them change their lie,”Moore said. “It’s bizarre, some o the things.A little boy in Calgary, Canada, playing on alittle-league baseball team up there and hadterminal cancer. And said he was dedicatinghis last game that he thought he’d be ableto play to my ather. A veteran who recentlydied, a 92-year-old man in Poughkeepsie,New York, who died reading my book, andhis granddaughter wrote me and told mehe’d read it 10, 20, 30 times and his only wish... was that he be buried with the book. ...

    “Te book has sprouted legs, and it’s goneplaces I never would have dreamed.”

    Gary W. Moore will be featured in nine events from April 12 through 15 as part of the Scott

    County Reads ogether project. For a full list-ing of events, visit RCReader.com/y/moore.

    For more information on Gary W. Moore,visit GaryWMoore.com.

    COVER STORY  By Je Ignatius  [email protected]

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    Mahler and Brahms and Sebastian the CrabClassical and Disney Repertoires with the Quad City Symphony, April 2 through 16

    For many, the word “symphony”

    evokes the names o amed compos-ers such as Brahms, Mahler, and

    chaikovsky, each o whose talents willbe duly represented in the springtimerepertoire or Quad City SymphonyOrchestra (QCSO) musicians.

    But i you have young children, it’sentirely possible that the word “sym-phony,” or them, will soon bring to minda whole new set o names, among themMary Poppins, Pocahontas, and Mulan.

    “We looked hard or a show that wethought would appeal to the entireamily,” says QCSO Executive DirectorBenjamin Loeb o April 9’s Te Magical Music of Disney concert, taking placeat Davenport’s Adler Teatre. “And thisone has been done all over the country,and has great music and really interest-ing visuals,” with snippets rom Disney’sanimated oeuvre synchronized to thesymphony’s perormance o its scores.

    “But we also didn’t want the amilyconcert to just stand alone,” Loeb adds.“We wanted it to be part o a whole week-end o great community-engagement andamily-engagement opportunities.”

    Consequently, beyond hearing someo the most memorable music rom theDisney canon, Adler/RiverCenter guestsover the April 9 and 10 weekend will betreated to a musically themed amily car-nival, concert sets by the QCSO’s youthensembles, and a community event inwhich symphony proessionals and ama-teur musicians will, or the first time inthe area, be perorming side by side.

    And as i al l this weren’t enough orone month, these QCSO-sponsoredactivities take place just one week aferthe organization’s final Masterworksconcerts o its 2015-16 season, and oneweek beore the season-ending concertin the symphony’s and WVIK’s moreintimate Signature Series.

    “Tere’s no question it’s a really busymonth,” says Loeb. “But it’s gonna be alot o un.”

    Part o the busy-ness comes rom theannual Masterworks season-closer, with

    this year’s an impressively glorious andintimidating one: a program titled TeResurrection, in which Gustav Mahler’s90-minute Symphony No. 2 will be per-ormed in its entirety, sans intermission.(Te concert will be held at the Adler at8 p.m. on April 2, and at Augustana Col-lege’s Centennial Hall at 2 p.m. on April 3.)

    Rarely staged, as it requires more than100 musicians and 100 choral membersto do ul l justice to Mahler’s composi-tion, Symphony No. 2 is being perormedby the symphony or the first time in 27years, and finds its members accompa-nying guest soprano Linh Kauffman,mezzo-soprano Adriana Zabala, and themembers o Quad City Choral Arts andthe Handel Oratorio Society. Collectively,this marks one o the largest assemblageso musical talent ever seen on either theAdler or Centennial Hall stages.

    “We’re really proud to be doing itagain,” says Loeb, “and I think it’s an

    accomplishment that the entire com-munity should be proud o – that thisrelatively small community can have anorchestra that can play a piece this bigand this cha llenging. It’s going to be a

    special event or anybody who hears it.”

    As will, Loeb adds, April 16’s finalconcert in the 2015-16 Signature Series,cheekily titled Joy of Sextets. Tis 7:30p.m. engagement at Davenport’s OutingClub will eature Arnold Schoenberg’sVerklärte Nacht and Johannes Brahms’String Sextet No. 1 perormed by fiveo the QCSO’s springtime principals – violinists Naha Greenholtz and DeborahColtvet Klemme, violists Deborah Dakinand Benjamin Davis, and cellist Hannah

    Holman – plus symphony Music Direc-tor and Conductor Mark Russell Smith,himsel an accomplished cello player.

    “Tere are two antastic chamberworks that are very hard to perorm,”Loeb says o the Joy of Sextets composi-tions, “and we have antastic musiciansplaying them. And i they want, attend-ees have the opportunity to have a reallylovely dinner beore the concert, rightthere at the same place.”

    Yet while loyal symphony patrons havecome to expect a repertoire o classicalgreats in the Masterworks and SignatureSeries programs, Loeb says that he andellow board members have also “beentrying to figure out ways to create accessor more o the community to come tosymphonic concerts. And amily concerts,which have been successul across the coun-try, seemed like an opportunity or us.”

    One such event, Loeb says, “hadalready been planned over a year ago”:the Side-by-Side Concert, taking placeat the Davenport RiverCenter at 3 p.m.on April 10. Te program will eaturethe proessional musicians perorm-ing alongside all five o the Quad CitySymphony youth ensembles – theYouth Symphony Orchestra, YouthPhilharmonic Orchestra, Youth StringEnsemble, Prelude String, and YouthChoir – in an event boasting more than150 musicians total.

    “But then later,” says Loeb, “we hadthis idea o also creating a community-wide event in which anybody in the

     Adriana Zabala

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    On April 1, Davenport’s RedstoneRoom celebrates its 10th year odelivering exhilarating live perormances

    to local audiences. In conjunction withthis milestone, the venue will be treatingpatrons to a gif, and considering the tradi-tional present or a 10th anniversary is tin,you’d certainly have reason to worry thatcans or cookware might be in the offing.But ear not: You’ll definitely appreci-ate this particular gif o tin ... given thatit’s preaced by “Jeff Aus”! (Editor’s note:Clever, Mike. Now move it along.)

    Born in the Chicago suburb o Arling-

    ton Heights, bluegrass musician JeffAustin embarked on his road to successafer meeting banjo player Dave Johnstonin Urbana, Illinois, and agreeing to playmandolin – an instrument on which hewas sel-taught – in Johnston’s band TeBluegrassholes. Following a move to Col-orado, the duo made the acquaintanceso guitarist Adam Aijala and bassist BenKaumann. And by 1998, this our-some had ormed their own bluegrassensemble: the progressive-bluegrass and

    country ensemble known, then and now,as the Yonder Mountain String Band – amoniker you can’t spell without “tin”!wice! (Editor’s note: Yeah, Mike, we getthe motif.)

    During Jeff Austin’s 15 years withYonder Mountain, the group touredextensively, perormed at the 2008Democratic National Convention, andound six o its albums scoring top-10positions on Billboard ’s bluegrass chart,

    with three o them making it all the wayto number one. Yet Austin’s busy sched-ule stil l allowed him time or side proj-ects. In 20 06, he enjoyed a collaborationwith Keller Williams and Keith Moseley

    under the band name Grateul Grass,and two years prior Austin released aull-length studio album with Te Big

    Wu’s Chris Cast ino titled Songs from thein Shed . Look at that! in! (Editor’s note:Please stop it.)

    In 2014, the Yonder Mountain StringBand and its longtime mandolin playerannounced an amicable parting oways. But i any ans mourned the losso Austin rom the scene, t hey weren’tallowed to or long. Backed by musiciansDanny Barnes, Ross Martin, and EricTorin, Austin’s solo debut Te Simple

    ruth landed in February o 2015. And iresponse to the album and the Jeff AustinBand’s live sets are any indication,bluegrass aficionados will be treated tooutstanding musical interpretations ormany years to come.

    Calling Te Simple ruth “primed orrepeat listens,” Relix.com stated, “Austinknows how to write a hook just as easi ly ashe knows how to stomp out a breakdown.”runstyledJunkpiled.com praised Austin’s voice or its “vulnerability and emotional

    depth.” OurMusicalJourney.com ravedabout Austin’s “superb musicians” and“extremely impressive first solo effort.”And reviewing a 2015 Jeff Austin Bandconcert in Denver, GrateulWeb.comwrote, “Te entire set was filled with gems.”Most likely cassiterite, which is more com-monly known as ... diamond tin! (Editor’snote: I hate you, Mike.)

    Te Jeff Austin Band perorms locallywith an opening set by Te Last Revel,

    and more inormation on the RedstoneRoom’s 10-year anniversar y celebrationis available by calling (563)326-1333 or visiting RiverMusicExperience.org.

    Music Jeff Austin BandRedstone Room

    Friday, April 1, 8 p.m.

    What’s Happeni

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    Theatre My Favorite Year Prospect Park Auditorium

    Thursday, March 31,

    through Sunday, April 3

    Wisecracks. Yearn-ing romance.People bursting into

    song. Workplace hostility. Intimidating deadlines. An at temptto keep an eccentric egomaniac sober or a ull hour. Butenough about Reader  staff meetings. All this and more will alsobe in evidence in Quad City Music Guild ’s season-opener MyFavorite Year , the ony-winning adaptation o 1982’s Oscar-nominated comedy that runs at Moline’s Prospect Park Audito-rium March 31 through April 3.

    Set in 1954, and inspired by such smash variety programs as SidCaesar’s and Imogene Coca’s Your Show of Shows, this song-and-dance-filled delight ollows newbie television writer Benjy Stone ashe begins his career as a proessional comedy writer in Manhattan.

    Yet all manner o impediments threaten to derail Benjy’s big break:his show’s braying and bullying boss King Kaiser; his awkwardcrush on co-worker K.C. Downing; his meddling and embarrass-ing amily; and, most o al l, his seemingly impossible assignment –keeping the show’s guest star, matinée idol Alan Swann, away rombooze and women long enough to get through an hour-long livebroadcast without an FCC shutdown.

    Described by alkinBroadway.com as a “wonderully enjoyable”production o “great enthusiasm and energy,” My Favorite Yearwas composed by the legendary, ony-winning team o Stephen

    Flaherty and Lynn Ahrens – Ragtime, Seussical, Once on TisIsland – and its 1992 Broadway version boasted ony-nominatedstars im Curry, Lainie Kazan, and Andrea Martin, the latter owhom won her first ony or the show. But under the direction othe terrifically talented John Weigandt, Quad City Music Guild’scast should prove no less divine, as it includes such area avorites asIan Sodawasser, om Naab, Jennier Sondgeroth, Heidi Pedersen,Mark McGinn, Mike Schmidt, Joe Urbaitis, and Mark Holmes.

    Filled with pep and what will certainly be ravishing periodcostumes, My Favorite Year should make even those o us notalive in 1954 nostalgic or its era o Buicks, poodle skirts, and

    cigarettes smoked in unventilated offices. (Okay, maybe notthat last one ... .) But how much do you really know, or remem-ber, about 1954 – specifically, about 1954 living expenses? Prepyourselves or the My Favorite Year experience by matching theollowing items with their rough costs 62 years ago.

    1) a bottle o catsup2) a loa o bread3) a gallon o milk 4) a movie ticket5) a pound o American cheese

    A) 17 centsB) 25 centsC) 55 centsD) 70 centsE) 92 cents

     My Favorite Year runs Tursday through Saturday at7:30p.m. and Sunday at 2 p.m., and more inormation andtickets are avai lable by calling (309)762-6610 or visitingQCMusicGuild.com.

       A   n  s   w  e  r  s :  1   –   B ,   2   –   A ,  3   –   E ,   4   –    D ,   5   –   C .   A  s  y  o   u  c   a   n  s  e  e ,  r  e   g   a  r   d  i   n   g  t   h   a  t  l   a  s  t  o   n  e ,   n  o  t  e   v  e  r   y  t   h  i   n   g  i  s    m  o  r  e  e   x   p  e   n  s  i  v  e   n  o   w   a  -   d   a  y  s ;  e  v  e  r  y  t   w  o   w  e  e   k  s ,    m  y     W   h   a  t  ’  s    H   a   p   p  e   n  i   n  ’  j  o   k  e  s   p  r  o  v  i   d  e   a   p  o   u   n   d  o  f  c   h  e  e  s  e  f  o  r  f  r  e  e !

    Ian Sodawasser and Jess Fah

    MUSICThursday, March 31 – Hailey

    Whitters. Concert with the native

    Iowan and Nashville-based singer/

    songwriter, with an opening set

    by Shaniah Paige. The Redstone

    Room (129 Main Street, Davenport).

    7:30 p.m. $11.50-14. For tickets and

    information, call (563)326-1333 or visit

    RiverMusicExperience.org.

    Friday, April 1, and Saturday, April

    2 – Rozz-Tox Five-Year Anniversa ry

    Weekend. Celebratory weekend

    featuring sets by musicians Yonatan

    Gat, Olivia Neutron-John, Brilliant Beast,

     The Multiple Cat, and others. Rozz-Tox

    (2108 Third Avenue, Rock Island). Friday

    9 p.m., $10; Saturday 8 p.m., $8. For

    information, call (309)200-0978 or visit

    RozzTox.com.

    Friday, April 1, and Saturday, April

    2 – Hersong & UUCQC Coffee House

    Weekend. The Quad Cities female

    vocal group performs in a weekendevent featuring a silent auction and

    concert sets by Green Valley Rejects,

    Rose n’ Thorns, Greenmore, Sarah

    Allner, and others. Unitarian Universalist

    Congregation of the Quad C ities (3707

    Eastern Avenue, Davenport). 7 p.m. $5-

    10. For information, call (563)359-9816

    or visit UUCQC.org.

    Saturday, April 2 – Terrance

    Simien & the Zydeco Experience.

    Concert with the Grammy-winning

    zydeco musician in a Quad City ArtsVisiting Artists presentation. St.

    Ambrose University’s Galvin Fine Arts

    Center (2101 North Gaines Street,

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    What ElseIs Happenin’

     Dea r  Jac k ie  B ro w n:

     I’m a tro u b led man, and  t h is  is ser io us  b us iness.  Y

    o u sa id I’d  be  yo urs fore ver. B u t 

     Mar t ha sa y  yo u lef t o ur sma ll  to wn for a sma l l  par

    ad ise  in a  peacef u l wor ld, and  I  t h in k 

     t ha t, no w more  t han e ver, teardro ps  w i l l fa l l. I t’s  l

     ike a c herr y bom b e x p loded, and i t’s 

    cr um b lin’ do wn  t he  p in k  ho uses of m y hear t.

     Remem ber  t ha t  ho t n ig h t  in a co ld to wn –  t ha t fac to

    r y to wn  w it h t he ra in on  t he scare -

    cro w – w hen I ga ve  yo u a r ide  bac k  home  under  t he 

     board wa l k  w i t h a  hand  to ho ld on to? 

     Remem ber ho w  we’d dance na ked, a  l i t t le n ig h t dan

    c in’, to  t he  R.O.C. K.  in  t he  U.S.A. t ha t so 

    mo ves t he Amer icans  in t h is  tro u b led land  t ha t  is o

     ur co un tr y?  B u t  i t’s a lone ly o l’ n ig h t ( I 

    a in’t e ven done  w it h  t he n ig h t!) and  I need a lo ver, a

    nd  t hese are hard  t imes for an hones t 

    man, so  I’m  j us t gonna  le t  i t o u t –  le t i t a l l hang o u t.

     W ha t  if  I came  knoc k ing  w i t h  t ic ke ts  to A pr i l 5’s J

    o hn Me llencam p concer t a t  t he 

    Ad ler T hea tre?  Wo u ld  I ge t a leg  u p someda y?  Wo u

     ld  yo u aga in  be m y s wee t lo ve, so o ur 

     t h under ing  hear ts co u ld  be fi lled w i t h  lo ve and h

    a p p iness aga in  ton ig h t?  I’m no t r unn ing 

    an ymore, and  t h is  t ime  I’ l l sa ve some  t ime to dre

    am and  p la y g u itar – t he rea l l ife.

     Ba b y, p lease don’t go  to  Was h ing ton or  M iam i. I ca

    n’ t  hand le  jus t ano t her da y  w i t ho u t 

    e x press ion kno w ing  I’ l l ge t no be t ter  t han t h is. T h

     is is  yo ur  las t c hance. Yo ur l ife is no w. 

    Jo in me for  t he  Me l lencam p concer t. C hec k  i t o u t.

      I t’ l l  be a  w ild n ig h t  in  w h ic h  he’ l l t urn 

    m in u tes to memor ies. O t her w ise,  I’ l l g i ve o ur  t ic

     ke ts  to Jac k and  D iane.

     I don’ t mean to ra ve on, and  I  wan t  to wa l k  ta l l. B u

     t m y  hear t b urns, l i ke  pa per  in fire, 

    and  i t  h ur ts.

    So ...... good n ig h t.

     Yo u  r  po p s i nge r,

     J u  n io r

    A Tribute to John Denver @ Circa ’21Dinner Playhouse - April 7 

    ’By Mike Schulz

    [email protected]

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    Davenport). 7:30 p.m. $11-15. For tickets

    and information, call (563)333-6251 orvisit QuadCityArts.com or SAU.edu/galvin.

    For a 2013 interview with Simien, visit

    RCReader.com/y/simien.

    Saturday, April 2, and Sunday, April

    3 – Quad City Symphony Orchestra:

    The Resurrection. The final Masterworks

    concerts of the season with conductor

    Mark Russell Smith leading Mahler’s

    Symphony No. 2, featuring performances

    by soprano Linh Kauffman, mezzo-

    soprano Adriana Zabala, the Handel

    Oratorio Society, and Quad City ChoralArts. Saturday: Adler Th eatre (136 East

     Third Street, Davenport), 8 p.m. Sunday:

    Augustana College’s Centennial Hall (3703

    Seventh Avenue, Rock Island), 2 p.m. $6-28.

    For tickets and information, call (563)322-

    7276 or visit QCSO.org.

    Saturday, April 2 – Charlie King and

    Martha Leader. Songs on the struggle

    for human justice in a fundraiser for

    community organizations including

    Palomares Social Justice Center, Oaks

    of Mamre Catholic Worker House,

    Centro Maya Project, Coalition of Native

    Americans, and the African American

    Museum of Iowa. Broadway Presbyterian

    Church (710 23rd Street, Rock Island). 7

    p.m. $8-10. For tickets and information, call

    (309)786-6944 or v isit BroadwayQC.org.

    Sunday, April 3 – Lucero and John

    Moreland. Independent musicians

    perform in their Young Outlaws Tour

    2016. Codfish Hollow Barn (5013 288th

    Avenue, Maquoketa). 7 p.m. $25-

    35. For tickets and information, visit

    CodfishHollowBarnstormers.com.Wednesday, April 6 – Pigeons Playing

    Ping Pong. Funk, rock, and electronica

    musicians in concert, with an opening

    set by The Magic Beans. The Redstone

    Room (129 Main Street, Davenport).

    7:30 p.m. $11.50-12. For tickets and

    information, call (563)326-1333 or visit

    RiverMusicExperience.org.

    Thursday, April 7 – A Tribute to John

    Denver . Folk and pop classics with tribute

    artists Chris Collins & the Boulder Canyon

    Band. Circa ’21 Dinner Playhouse (1828 Third Avenue, Rock Island). Noon plated

    lunch, 1 p.m. show, $44.41; 6 p.m. buffet ,

    7:15 p.m. show, $50.16. For tickets and

    information, call (309)786-7733 extension 2

    or visit Circa21.com.

    Friday, April 8 – Flatfoot 56. Hardcore-

    tinged Celtic punk with the Chicago-based

    musicians. The Redstone Room (129 Main

    Street, Davenport). 8 p.m. $11.50-12. For

    tickets and information, call (563)326-1333

    or visit RiverMusicExperience.org.

    Saturday, April 9 – QCSO Family

    Music Carnival. The Quad City Symphony

    Orchestra hosts an event featuring a

    “Palooza” Performance Stage and Fun Zone

    activities including a musical-instrument

    petting zoo, create-your-own childhood

    time capsule, make-up-a-song, dance-

    me-a-story, and more. RiverCenter (136

    East Third Street, Davenport). 10 a.m. Free.

    For information, call (563)322-7276 or visitQCSO.org.

    Saturday, April 9 – The Magical Music

    of Disney . The Quad City Symphony

    Orchestra presents musical performances

    from Disney’s animated films alongside

    clips synchronized with the music. Adler

     Theatre (136 East Third Street, Davenport).

    2:30 p.m. $5-35. For tickets and information,

    call (563)322-7276 or visit QCSO.org.

    Saturday, April 9, and Sunday,

    April 10 – Nova Singers: Voices of the

    Prairie. Concerts with the professionalvocal ensemble featuring a repertoire

    of Midwestern composers, songs about

    the prairie, and the world premiere of a

    new piece by Abbie Betinis, under the

    direction of Laura Lane. Saturday: Knox

    College’s Kresge Recital Hall (2 East South

    Street, Galesburg), 7:30 p.m. Sunday: Figge

    Art Museum (225 West Second Street,

    Davenport), 4 p.m. $20-25. For tickets and

    information, call (309)341-7038 or visit

    NovaSingers.com.

    Sunday, April 10 – TobyMac. Grammy-

    winning hip-hop, pop, and contemporary-Christian artist in his Hits Deep Tour, with

    guests Britt Nicole, Colton Dixon, Building

    429, Capital Kings, Finding Favour, and

    Hollyn. iWireless Center (1201 River Drive,

    Moline). 7 p.m. $15-69.50. For tickets, call(800)745-3000 or visit iWirel essCenter.com.

    Sunday, April 10 – QCSO/QCSYEs Side-

    by-Side Concert. Event featuring more

    than 150 musicians from the Quad City

    Symphony Orchestra and the Quad City

    Symphony youth ensembles. Davenport

    RiverCenter (136 East Third Street,

    Davenport). 3 p.m. Free. For information,

    call (563)322-7276 or visit QCSO.org.

    Sunday, April 10 – Community-

    wide Side-by-Side. Area musicians

    of all ages and skills join the Quad Cit ySymphony Orchestra in a performance of

     Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overt ure, directed by

    symphony conductor Mark Russell Smith.

    Davenport RiverCenter (136 East Third

    Street, Davenport). 6 p.m. $25 registration.

    For information, call (563)322-7276 or visit

    QCSO.org.

    Sunday, April 10 – Selwyn Birchwood.

    Concert with the Blues Music Award-

    winning artist and his ensemble, sponsored

    by the Mississippi Valley Blues Society.

    Kavanaugh’s Hilltop Tap (1228 30th Street,

    Rock Island). 6 p.m. $10-12. For information,

    call (563)322-5837 or visit MVBS.org. For

    a 2013 interview with Birchwood, visit

    RCReader.com/y/birchwood.

    Sunday, April 10 – Hotel California.

    Concert tribute to the music of the Eagles.

    Central Performing Art s Center (519 East

    11th Street, DeWitt). 7 p.m. $10-25. For

    tickets and information, call (563)249-8541

    or visit CentralPerformingArtsCenter.org.

    THEATREThursday, March 31, throughSaturday, April 2 – Orphans. Tony-

    nominated kidnapping dramedy by Kyle

    Kessler, directed by SAU junior Rachael

    Pribulsky. St. Ambrose University Studio

     Theatre (Galvin Fine Arts Center, 2101

    North Gaines Street, Davenport). Thursday

    and Friday 7:30 p.m., Saturday 3 p.m. $6. For

    tickets and information, call (563)333-6251

    or visit SAU.edu/galvin.

    Friday, April 1, through Saturday,

    April 16 – Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?Edward Albee’s Tony-winning exploration

    of two marriages, directed by Tristan

     Tapscott. District Theatre (1724 Fourth

    Avenue, Rock Island). Thursday through

    Saturday 8 p.m., Sunday 2 p.m. $20. For

    tickets and information, call (309)235-1654

    or visit DistrictTheatre.com.

    Monday, April 4 – Joseph & the

     Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat . Andrew

    Lloyd Webber’s and Tim Rice’s Tony-

    nominated biblical musical, in a Broadway

    at the Adler presentation. Adler Theatre

    (136 East Third Street, Davenport). 7:30 p.m.

    $37-57. For tickets, call (800)745-3000 or

    visit AdlerTheatre.com.

    Thursday, April 7, through Sunday,

    April 17 – Amy’s Wish. Romantic-comedyfantasy by Tom Sharkey, directed by

    Dana Skiles. Richmond Hill Barn Theatre

    (600 Robinson Drive, Geneseo). Thursday

    through Saturday 7:30 p.m., Sunday 3

    p.m. $12. For tickets and i nformation, call

    (309)944-2244 or visit RHPlayers.com.

    MOVIETuesday, April 12 – Rediscovering

     Ancient America. Documentary screenings

    in the museum’s World AdventureSeries presented by Gray Warriner.

    Putnam Museum (1717 West 12th Street,

    Davenport). 1 and 7 p.m. $6.50-10. For

    tickets and information, call (563)324-1933

    or visit Putnam.org.

    EXHIBITSFriday, April 1, through Saturday,

    May 7 – Pas de Deux/A Dance for Two.

    A collection of new David R. Anderson

    artwork inspired by Ballet Quad Cities.

    Bereskin Fine Art Galler y (225 East

    Second Street, Davenport). Wednesday

    through Saturday 11 a.m.-6 p.m. Opening

    reception April 1 from 6-9 p.m. Free. For

    information, call (563)508-4630 or visit

    BereskinArtGallery.com.

    Saturday, April 2, through Sunday,

    April 10 – Young Artists at the Figge:

    Muscatine Schools. Annual exhibition of

    works by elementary art students. Figge

    Art Museum (225 West Second Street,

    Davenport). Tuesday through Saturday

    10 a.m.-5 p.m., Thursday 10 a.m.-9 p.m.,Sunday noon-5 p.m. Free with $4-7

    museum admission. For information, call

    (563)326-7804 or visit Fi ggeArtMuseum.

    org.

    EVENTSFriday, April 8 – Chippendales.

     Touring striptease artistry with male exotic

    dancers including Magic Mike XXL’s Jerry

    Pope. Golden Leaf Banquet & Convention

    Center (2902 East Kimberly Road, Suite 1,Davenport). 8 p.m. $25-35. For information,

    call (563)359-7226; for tickets, visit

    EventBrite.com.

    Saturday, April 9 – Big Bacon

    Extravaganza . Third-annual event hosted

    by Churches United of the Quad City Area

    featuring 22 food vendors, tastings, live

    music, and more. Davenport RiverCenter

    (136 East Third Street, Davenport). 4 p.m.

    $25. For tickets and information, call

    (563)676-9472 or visit CUQCA.org.

    What Else Is Happenin’

    Continued From Page 11

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    Mahler and Brahms and Sebastian the Crab

    community who played an orchestralinstrument would have an opportu-nity to perorm with the Quad CitySymphony.” Tat notion led to therecent schedule addition o Apri l 10’sCommunity-Wide Side-by-Side, a 6 p.m.collaboration in which amateurs and

    proessionals will tackle Pyotr Illyichchaikovsky’s legendar y 1812 Overture.(For those amiliar with the piece, Loebinsists that, yes, “I think we’re gonnahave lots o cannon sounds.”)

    “We’ve already got about 100 com-munity members signed up,” says Loebduring our March 23 conversation, “andwe’re expecting to get more in the nextcouple weeks, and there are about 50members o the symphony playing. Ourgoal is to have the biggest orchestra inQuad City history. I don’t know howwe’re gonna prove it,” he adds with alaugh, “but we’ll see.”

    Regardless, says Loeb, “Other orches-tras have tried this in Baltimore and inRichmond [Virginia], and it eels like agreat way or us to engage our commu-nity and also have a lot o un. And we’rehoping that afer people sit down andplay next to a symphony musician, they’llwant to come back or a concert.”

    O course, this year, another hopeis that people who attend the QCSO’sApril 9 engagements will want to comeback or April 10’s side-by-sides. Becausebeore the latter are perormed, thesymphony will begin its amily-riendlyweekend on Saturday with both theAdler’s Te Magical Music of Disney con-cert and its sister event, the RiverCenter’sFamily Music Carnival.

    From 10 a.m. to 6 p.m., carnival

    patrons can enjoy such activities as amusical-instrument “petting zoo,” adrum circle, music trivia, laser-harpdemonstrations, and making percussioninstruments out o recycled materials,

    along with perormances by members oBallet Quad Cities and R iverBend Hand-bell Ensemble.

    “We had this idea o creating a estival,o sorts, where there would be music-related and cultural activities throughoutthe day,” says Loeb. “Where people could

    participate in un, ree, amily-riendlyactivities, and then jump over to theAdler or this great ami ly concert.”

    And i your kids are ans o Te LionKing, Beauty & the Beast , Te Little Mermaid , and numerous other studiohits, great is what April 9’s 2 p.m. Te Magical Music of Disney promises tobe. A two-act celebration o the MouseHouse’s musical repertoire, this Disney-licensed production finds classic moviemoments projected onto a large screenwhile the symphony perorms selectionsthat include “Disney Classics Overture,”“Pirates of the Caribbean,” and “ AladdinOrchestral Suite.”

    “We’re really trying to expand our sea-sons in ways that make a new audiencewant to hear the Quad City Symphony,”says Loeb, “and make the communityreally eel that they’re a part  o it. Forinstance, we’re encouraging everyone,especially kids, to come in costume or

    the amily concert. I they want to dressas their avorite Disney character, it’sgonna make the event all the more un.”

    So you can probably expect plenty oSnow Queen Elsas at the QCSO’s firstamily concert, especially consideringthat Miss Iowa aylor Wiebers – who wil lalso sign autographs at the Fami ly MusicCarnival – will be on hand to perormFrozen’s Oscar-winning “Let It Go.”

    As Loeb states, “It’s like having a real-

    live princess at our concert.”

    For more on the Quad City SymphonyOrchestra and its springtime events, call(563)322-7276 or visit QCSO.org.

    MUSIC By Mike Schulz [email protected]

    Continued From Page 9

    Miss Iowa Taylor Wiebers

    The Best Kind of Schizophrenic Sean Watkins, April 14 at the Redstone Room

    Listening to Sean Watkins’ fifh solo

    album, What to Fear , you might get whip-lash trying to ollow the wild swings in

    lyrical tone in just its first hal. Te tit le track

    opens things with an acidic attack on the

    media told rom the perspective of  the media,and it’s ollowed by the earnest, bite-sized

    conessions o “Last ime or Everything.”

    “I Am What You Want” has menace and

    attraction in equal measure, as the narrator

    gently threatens to bend its target to his will:“But I swear you’ll learn to love me. / Darling,

    would I lie?”

    “Keep Your Promises II” returns to a clever

    lyrical rerain rom his previous album: “Just

    keep your promises. / Don’t let them leave

    your lips.” And that admonition to a serial ly

    dishonest partner segues back into a heartelt

    love song in “Everything.”

    Watkins, one-third o the platinum-selling

    Nickel Creek (with his fiddler sister Sara and

    mandolinist Chris Tile), doesn’t apologizeor those abrupt shifs. In an interview last

    week promoting his April 14 Redstone Room

    show, he said: “I they like the songs, they

    like the songs. ... It’s al l very me. It’s sincerely

    coming rom me, and something that I eel is

    part o my musicality, so that’s okay. ... I’m not

    worried too much about the schizophrenic

    aspect, because I’m being honest.”

    And that honesty – paired with his precise,

    simultaneously ull and lean arrangements

    that serve the songs strikingly well – marks

    growth, he said. “In the past I’ve tried to be

    more cryptic or whatever reason. On this

    one, I tried to make the songs as clear as

    possible, whatever the lyrics are trying to say.

    And that was really un. It’s nice to eel like

    I’m making progress.”

    While the album is disjointed in its themes

    and messages, the gaps are smoothed by

    the smartly decorated music and Watkins’

    expressive voice – both o which provide

    a warmth that disguises even his darkest

    material. Te swells and energetic bass o“What to Fear” mimic the addictive allure o

    the media’s manuactured crises, while the

    sweetness o Watkins’ guitar and singing on

    “I Am What You Want” makes it easy to all

    or such a creepy manipulator. Te critique o

    “Keep Your Promises II” is so bright and l ight

    that it would be nearly impossible to take

    offense at the receiving end.

    Te singer/songwriter said he started the

    album with our core tracks – including

    “What to Fear” and “Last ime or Every-thing” – but he didn’t know i he wanted to

    present them with guitar, bass, and drums or

    an acoustic string band. “So I did the group

    o our songs both ways, and then I also

    overdubbed the string band onto the bass-and-drums version, which ended up being

    the best. I went in that direction to finish

    the record.”

    Te album has a thoughtul balance o

    intimacy and rich texture, and nary a note

    or instrument eels out-o-place or superflu-

    ous. Although Watkins is typically juggling

    multiple projects – Nickel Creek, his solo

    work, Fiction Family, and the Watkins

    Family Hour, to name a ew – the record

    clearly had his ull attention, careully crafed

    and mature.

    Watkins said that he’s also recently

    finished scoring an indie film and produc-

    ing a new album by om Brosseau. For now,

    though, he’s ocusing on touring behind

    What to Fear , and he said Nickel Creek hasno plans at this point to ollow up on 2014’s

     A Dotted Line – the trio’s first album innine years.

    “We’re all sort o in it or a while,” he said,

    beore noting that Sara has a couple projects

    in the works, and Tile will in the all betaking over hosting duties o public radio’s

     A Prairie Home Companion show. When Iasked whether Tile’s gig might making tour-

    ing difficult or Nickel Creek, he laughed and

    said, “Yeah. I imagine it will.”

    Sean Watkins will perform on Tursday, April14, at the Redstone Room (129 Main Street,Davenport; RiverMusicExperience.org). Teshow starts at 7:30 p.m. and also includes

     Anthony D’Amato. Advance tickets are $19.

    For more information on Sean Watkins, visitSeanWatkins.com.

    MUSIC By Je Ignatius  [email protected]

    Sean Watkins

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    We’ll Always Have ParasiteWhen I got remarried, I inherited a step-

    daughter. At the time, I was happy about

    this. Tough she and my husband had been

    estranged for many years, I was instrumen-

    tal in getting them to reconcile. I’ve come

    to regret this. She is a rage-aholic, spend-

    aholic party girl. She has three DUIs and

    an extravagant lifestyle that’s financially

    draining her dad and me. Tough I have no

    problem cutting her off, my husband can’tsay no to his little girl – which has us on

    opposing ends of a bitter battle.

    – Stressed-Out Stepmother

    I you had the traditional kind o parasite,

    you could just put a lit match to its butt.

    Welcome to the bottomless hole o

    wrongheaded sympathy – the daddy guilt

     version o that “bottomless cup o coffee”

    that (i you ask politely) the Denny’s waitress

    will keep refilling until you finally die in

    the booth. Obviously, your husband meanswell. Unortunately, he’s engaging in what’s

    called “pathological altruism.” Te primary

    researcher on this, Dr. Barbara Oakley,

    explains it as an intention to help that actu-

    ally ends up doing harm (sometimes to both

    the do-good-er and the do-good-ee).

    Enabling can eel so right in the moment,

    Oakley explains – in part because we get some-

    thing out o it: activation o the same regions o

    the brain that “light up” rom drugs and gam-

    bling. (Say hello to the “helper’s high.”) Reusing

    to “help,” on the other hand, is uncomortable

    and tends to lead to ugly interactions, like

    screaming matches i Daddy says no to putting

    his retirement money into retiring last season’s

    Versace or this season’s Vuitton.

    Being  judiciously  helpul takes asking theeel-bad questions, such as “What’s the likely

    result o consistently attaching a garden hose

    to our bank account and washing away any

    consequences rom Princess Partyhardy’s

    actions?” Tat’s a question that should get

    answered beore she gets her ourth DUI –possibly leading to a need or somebody to

    pick up not only the cost o the ancy DUI

    lawyer but the pieces o some cute five-year-

    old rom along the side o the road.

    You can keep telling your husband this

    until your teeth all out, but because o his

    emotional ensnarement – along with the ear

    and anger that you’ll try to stop him – he’ll

    probably just fight harder to go along with her

    little-girl-voiced shakedowns. And though,

    with your emotional distance, you have a

    clearer eye on how your step-sponge is play-

    ing her dad, there are surely a ew rationality-

    eating emotions bubbling up in you. Tere’s

    got to be anger (because your money’s getting

    tossed down the drunken-spendy-princess

    hole) and some ear (that you’ll end up on a

    street corner, begging people to drop change

    into your “World’s Greatest Stepmom” mug).

    Fear and anger make or the worst argu-

    ment partners. Tey trigger the amygdala, a

    central player in the brain’s threat-detectioncircuit. It, in turn, sounds the alarm, trigger-

    ing the release o fight-or-flight hormones

    and shutting down unctions not needed

    to battle or bolt, such as – whoops! – higher

    reasoning. And more bad news: When you

    keep repeating a behavior, your brain cells

    go, “Wait – we do this all the time. Let’s put

    that on auto.” And this is what has happened

    here – which is to say, you two could be doing

    permanent damage to your relationship.

    Advice columnists tend to squawk likeparrots, “Terapy! Terapy!” (Like that

    option wouldn’t otherwise occur to anybody.)

    However, in your situation – because you two

    can’t seem to dial down the “bitter battle” –

    there is an intermediary you should consider

    engaging: a mediator. (Look or a marital one

    at Mediate.com) Mediation is dispute resolu-

    tion. It’s issue-ocused, so it’s worlds aster

    than therapy. (Te mediator won’t take a

    month to figure out how you really elt when

    you were six and you didn’t get that cookie.)Te mediator’s job is to dial down the

    emotional temperature and get you two

    listening to each other – to the point where

    you understand each other’s eelings. (Tis

    is how you come to empathize with people –

    which motivates you to act in their interests

    and not just in your own.) Te mediator

    then guides you to come to a decision as a

    couple and can help you set up a ramework

    or discussing emotionally charged issues so

    date night doesn’t devolve into hate night.

    Still, it’s important to recognize that every

    problem isn’t perectly solvable. What’s

    essential, however, is the C word – compro-

    mise: understanding that you ultimately win

    by being willing to lose a little. Tis means

    accepting that you won’t always get the exact

    outcome you want – which, in this case,

    would probably involve picking up a time

    machine at Best Buy so you could go per-

    suade your stepdaughter’s mother to have a

    purse dog instead o a child.

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    Movie Reviews By Mike Schulz • [email protected] and Grimmer

    BATMAN V SUPERMAN:DAWN OF JUSTICE 

    B

    atman v Superman: Dawn of Justice never

    gets better than its wittily imagined, nar-

    ratively essential scene o mass destruc-tion five minutes into the movie. It never gets

    worse than the thunderously oppressive, soul-

    draining two hours and 20 minutes that ollow.Director Zack Snyder does, however, give

    those 140 minutes a run or their money with

    one o his signature slow-motion preludes

    – a dream sequence, no less – that instantly

    establishes his typically clunky handling o

    plot signifiers and porn-y etishization o vio-

    lence. (I couldn’t tell i it was intentionally or

    unconsciously symbolic that this opener liter-

    ally climaxes with a pearl necklace.) But once

    Snyder wraps up his shorthanded account o

    Batman’s origin – Hey, did you know Bruce

    Wayne’s parents were gunned down when

    he was a kid?! Did you know he ell into a

    cave filled with bats?! – DC’s comic-book

    sequel-slash-ranchise-starter actually does

    something rather revolutionary: It apologizes

    or the movie that preceded it.

    Tat movie, o course, is 2013’s Man of Steel ,

    Snyder’s thuddingly portentous and dull Super-

    man reboot that earned widespread derision

    or its closing scenes o destructive mayhem. I

    you haven’t blocked the whole, ugly experience

    rom memory, you’ll recall that Man of Steelended with an aerial battle above Metropolis

    that resulted in buildings collapsing and the

    unquestionable loss o hundreds o lives, none

    o which the villainous General Zod (under-

    standably) or our hero (ar less understandably)

    appeared to give two hoots about. Batman v

    Superman, cleverly and importantly, addresses

    that issue immediately, because it turns out that

    one o those collapsed buildings was a Metro-

    politan skyscraper owned by Bruce Wayne –

    who, as we’re shown, watches impotently rom

    aar as his business partners and employees die,

    with Superman seemingly responsible.

    Despite its discomorting 9/11 implica-

    tions, there are so many things right with this

    sequence that it’s nearly bracing. Naturally,

    the film’s very title poses a quandary: What

    confluence o events could possibly lead to the

    DC universe’s two most iconic figures finding

    themselves separated by a v ? And the assump-

    tion that one directly caused the deaths o the

    other’s riends proves an excellent starting point

    – uel or Batman’s growing distrust and rage

    and Superman’s guilt-ridden melancholy. Yet

    there are other perks. Viewed mostly as araway

    spectacle rom the perspectives o Metropolis’

    terrified citizenry, the CGI and sound effects

    that elt so bludgeoning in Man of Steel ’s finale

    have a queasy, evocative power in this context.

    Plus, with its ground-level take on the melee

    above, Snyder’s usually irritating shaky-cam

    shots finally serve an actual purpose beyondsel-conscious stylization; the presentation, or

    once, matches the on-screen panic.

    Everything about this early, beautiully

    paced sequence, including itsde facto apology

    or Man of Steel ’s casual cruelty, suggests

    that – miracle o miracles! – Snyder actu-

    ally learned a ew lessons rom his previous

    superhero outing. But i he did, they were

    lessons quickly orgotten, because the rest o

    his latest is just as overbearing and humorless

    and hellish to sit through as Man of Steel , withthe added detriment o eeling less like a movie

    than an endlessly extended teaser or uture

    movies. At one point near the finale, just when

    colliding events are reaching their boiling

    points, the narrative actually stops or a wholly

    needless detour introducing characters that

    will figure prominently in the orthcoming

     Justice League film. I was hal-surprised that

    our Batman v Superman screening itsel didn’t

    stop, with ushers brought out to sell advance

    tickets or the summer o 2017.I’ve gone this ar without remotely detailing

    the plot, and there doesn’t seem much point; in a

    nutshell, Lex Luther contrives or our heroes to

    fight, and then they do fight, and then they team

    up to fight some sort o Kryptonian-human

    hybrid that looks like an oversize, pissed-off

    Ninja urtle without his shell. But Snyder, as

    he’s proven innumerable times, doesn’t much

    care about his stories, either. Tey’re basically

     just excuses or mindless brutality, awkward

    posturing, desaturated colors, and pushy

    religious symbolism, all o which is deeply in

    evidence in Batman v Superman – as is his care-

    lessness in the handling o actors, nearly all o

    whom, it appears, needed more guidance than

    Snyder was willing or able to provide. Blessedly,

    Holly Hunter, who’s sensational as a righteous

    senator with a grade-A bullshit detector, exudes

    a natural spark that elevates her rom the torpor.

    But Ben Affleck’s Batman/Bruce Wayne and

    Henry Cavill’s Superman/Clark Kent seem to becompeting or “Mopiest Hero/Alter Ego Alive”

    honors while other major players (Amy Adams,

    Laurence Fishburne, Jeremy Irons, Diane Lane,

    Scoot McNairy, Gal Gadot) just seem distracted

    or bored. As or Jesse Eisenberg, heaven knows

    his Lex Luthor doesn’t appear to be either, but

    the actor’s coke-addict-afer-our-Red-Bulls

    routine is so intensely, obnoxiously tic-y that I

    was praying or Batman’s utility belt to come

    equipped with an elephant tranquilizer.

    It should go without saying that the applausegreeting my screening’s conclusion depressed

    me to no end. But I was less depressed by the

    response than by its coming so soon afer simi-

    lar applause or Deadpool , a comic-book movie

    that cheerully mocks everything Snyder and

    company  treat as holy writ, and that actually

    has the audacity to be fun. Batman v Super-

    man: Dawn of Justice is no un at all. And

    God help us, with umpteen Justice League

    installments and offshoots already scheduled,

    it’s just the beginning. Lamenting the decay o

    Gotham City here, Affleck’s Caped Crusader

    rhetorically asks, “How many good guys are

    lef?” oo many, Batman. Way too many.

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    Henry Cavill in Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

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    FREE WILL ASTROLOGY By Rob Brezsny

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    AURUS (April 20-May 20): “Peopleonly get really interesting when they

    start to rattle the bars o their cages,”

    says philosopher Alain de Botton. I that’s true,

    aurus, you must be on the verge o becoming

     very interesting. Metaphorically speaking,

    you’re not just rattling the bars o your c