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    Health-Care Reorm:Were Being Fooled Again

    by Sheldon Richman

    business with them.What about this would the insurance

    companies dislike? Health insurance is not

    the most protable business you can be in;the prot margin is 3 to 4 cents on the dollar.So a guaranteed clientele is an attractive

    prospect. Te people who will be orced tobuy policies are the healthy, who will paypremiums and make ew claims. Te only

    thing the companies dont like is that thepenalty or notcomplying with

    the mandate is toosmall. Many youngpeople may choose

    to pay the penaltyrather than buy theinsurance because

    it will be cheaper.But that presentsa problem: Whenthe uninsured get

    sick and apply orcoverage, they wontbe turned down

    because that wouldbe against the law.So look or harsher

    penalties in theuture to prevent this gaming o the system.Te insurance companies win again.

    Whats missed is that the reormersleave untouched every aspect o theuncompetitive medical and insurance cartels

    that exist entirely by virtue o governmentprivilege. Most o this privilege is extendedby state governments through monopolistic

    licensing, but Congress could repeal theprohibition on interstate insurance sales andthe tax avoritism or employer-provided

    medical coverage. Te ruling party hasreused to consider those sensible moves.

    Te upshot is that this reorm is a

    raud. It leaves in place the government-created cartels and throws a ew crumbs topeople who are struggling but mostly by

    bolstering the insurance monopoly.wo myths must be shattered. First, the

    choice is not between this phony reorm and

    the status quo. Te reorm merely puts

    makeup on the status quo. Te ree market isthe real alternative.

    Second, the ree market couldnt havecreated the medical mess because therehas been no ree market in medicine. For

    generations government has colluded withthe medical proession and the insuranceindustry to orce-eed us the system we have

    today.Te Whos prayers werent answered: We

    are being ooled again.

    Sheldon Richman is senior fellow at TeFuture of Freedom Foundation (FFF.org) andeditor ofTe Freeman magazine.

    The medical system does needreorming radical reorming. Itsmore expensive than it ought to

    be, and powerul interests prosper at the

    expense o the rest o us. Te status quohas little about it to be admired, and weshouldnt tolerate it.

    Tus, the American people should be edup with Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi, and

    Harry Reid or insulting our intelligencewith their so-calledheath-care reorm.

    It is nothing o thesort. What they callprogressive reorm

    is little more thanreinorcement o theexploitative system we

    suer today.Whether

    intentionally or not,

    Obama and companyhave misdiagnosedthe problem with the

    current system and

    thereore have issueda toxic prescription as

    an alleged cure. Teyessentially say that theproblem is too ree a market in medical careand insurance; thus or them the solution is a

    less-ree market that is, more governmentdirection o our health-care-related activities.

    Yet i the diagnosis is wrong which it is

    the prescription will also be wrong.Note that the attention o nearly all the

    reormers is on the insurance industry.

    What ostensibly started out as health-carereorm quickly became health-insuranceregulation. A common theme o all o

    the leading proposals is that insurancecompanies have too ew restrictions on them.So under Obamacare, government will issue

    more commands: Preexisting conditionsmust be covered; policy renewal must beguaranteed; premiums may not reect the

    health status or sex o policyholders; thedierence between premiums charged youngand old must be within government specs;

    lietime caps on benets are prohibited, et

    cetera.In return or these new ederal rules,

    insurance companies are to have aguaranteed market through a mandate thatwill require every person to have insurance.

    So what look like onerous new regulationson the insurance companies turn out to bea bargain they are happy to accept. Instead

    o having to innovatively and competitivelyattract young, healthy people to buy theirproducts, the companies will count on

    the government to compel them to do

    so. Playing the populist role, Obama andcompany bash the insurance companies, but

    in act the reorm compels everyone to do

    Whats missed is thatthe reformers leave

    untouched every aspect of

    the uncompetitive medical

    and insurance cartels that

    exist entirely by virtue of

    government privilege.

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    during the search process.While Dr. Kilcrease quickly assumed

    an uncommon level o autonomy in her

    leadership style, we accepted the matter with

    a deerence we would have aorded to anynew chie executive, Morain said. In turn,

    Mr. Schick portrayed his numerous prior

    corporate leadership roles as valuable assets

    in assisting with our less-robust nancial

    position. Both brought sharp new directionsto the organization.

    Morain called it devastating that these two

    executives broke the boards trust. We didnot have a credit-card policy, he said. We

    had gone or two decades without a credit-card policy because everyone understands

    what the rules are with credit cards.

    But Senator Rich Olive (D-Story City) said

    theres also a rustration among lawmakers:

    Even though the board may not have beenaware o some o these problems, a number o

    us eel the board should have been aware and

    taken steps earlier.

    2010 Sessions Legacy:Government Reorganizationor $1-billion Defcit?

    As the Iowa legislature wound down its

    session last week, Democrats hailed passage

    o what they say is the largest government

    reorganization in history, and Republicansdecried what they say will be 2,500 pink slips

    or teachers, an increase in property taxes,

    and a $1-billion decit next year.

    We can all eel good about the act that

    we are going to leave here having reducedstate-government spending and made

    urther eciencies in the way that we operate

    state government, said Representative Jo

    Oldson (D-Des Moines), chair o the House

    Appropriations Committee. Tat we willhave a balanced budget, that we will still have

    money in our savings account, ... and that we

    will have continued and will continue to be

    committed to educating our kids.Republicans said the state budget produced

    by Democrats would commit the state to

    more than $1 billion in built-in expenditures

    without a unding mechanism.What have we done? asked

    Representative Rod Roberts (R-Carroll), one

    o three Republican candidates or governor.

    High expectations, missed opportunities,

    and the problem as large now as it was in

    January. People in Iowa are going to bedismayed.

    For an expanded version o this article, visitRiverCitiesReader.com.

    Tis weekly summary comes rom IowaPolitics.

    com, an online government and politics newsservice. Reporter Andrew Duelmeyer andother correspondents contributed to this report.

    by Lynn Campbell, IowaPolitics.com

    The Iowa Association o School Boards

    (IASB) last week announced thetermination o Executive Director

    Maxine Kilcrease, while the Legislative

    Council voted to authorize the legislaturesgovernment-oversight committees to meet

    jointly during the 2010 interim to conduct an

    investigation, issue subpoenas, and take other

    actions relating to the IASB.IASB Board President Russ Wiesley said

    the board voted Tursday to terminate

    Kilcreases employment, citing her decision to

    request and accept a salary increase o morethan $100,000 without board approval. Te

    board said Kilcrease also gave raises to several

    employees at the same time other employees

    were being terminated or nancial reasons;prevented the IASBs auditing rm rom

    providing inormation to the board; and

    directed an attorney to threaten the rm.

    We believe this to be in the best interesto the association, Wiesley said. As a board

    we eel we were misled and blocked rom

    inormation, and it has caused a huge amount

    o distress or this critical Iowa organizationwe so deeply care about.

    Kilcrease also ailed to utilize competitive

    bidding or projects over $10,000 and ailed

    to obtain board approval or projects morethan $75,000 by breaking them into smaller

    projects, Wiesley said.

    Kilcrease has so ar reused to cooperate

    with an investigation or appear beorethe government-oversight committees.

    Wiesley said the Polk County attorney, the

    Des Moines police, the attorney general,

    the departments o education at the state

    and ederal level, the oce o U.S. Senatorom Harkin, the IRS, and the FBI have all

    contacted IASB.

    A preliminary audit has shown the IASBwill be in the black or 2009, and Wiesley said

    the group has voted to cut membership dues

    by 5 percent this year. Legal counsel NoldenGentry said the group will be asking Kilcrease

    to pay back a sum in the neighborhood o

    $50,000.

    We share your anger at this situation,Bill Morain, treasurer o the board, told

    the legislatures Government OversightCommittee last week. Anger because people

    we trusted with the management o our 64-year-old service organization let us down and

    erected such a barrier to inormation that

    it took months o painul disentanglement

    to tear down this wall. Looking back, werecognize that we could have exercised

    greater oversight during the transition

    between management teams. But none o us

    could have envisioned that such an appallinglevel o misconduct was even a remote

    possibility.

    Morain explained that both Kilcrease andormer Chie Financial Ocer Kevin Schickcame to the board highly recommended

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    Spring 010 Besto the Quad Cities

    Food & diningRestaurant1. Granite City Food & Brewery

    2. Iowa Machine Shed Restaurant

    3. Antonellas Pizzaria & Restaurante

    3. The Faithul Pilot Cae & Spirits

    New restaurant(opened in 009)1. Cae Fresh! Express!

    2. Bualo Wild Wings Grill & Bar (Moline)

    3. Gansons Neighborhood Bakery & Cae

    3. Crane & Pelican Cae

    National chain restaurant1. Applebees

    2. Texas Roadhouse

    3. Olive Garden Italian Restaurant

    Fine dining1. Johnnys Italian Steakhouse

    2. The Faithul Pilot Cae & Spirits

    3. Biaggis Ristorante Italiano

    Asian restaurant1. Exotic Thai Restaurant

    2. Dynasty Buet

    3. Osaka

    Mexican restaurant1. Azteca

    2. Los Agaves

    3. La Flama

    Italian restaurant1. Biaggis Ristorante Italiano

    2. Olive Garden Italian Restaurant

    3. Trattoria Tiramisu

    Pizza1. Harris Pizza

    2. Happy Joes Pizza & Ice Cream Parlor

    3. Wise Guys Pizza & More

    Steaks/steakhouse1. Texas Roadhouse

    2. Johnnys Italian Steakhouse3. Bass Street Chop House

    3. Tappas Steak House

    Distinctl Quad Cities astood1. Hungry Hobo

    2. Maid-Rite

    3. Rudys Tacos

    Coeeshop1. Starbucks

    2. Theos Java Club

    3. Fireworks Coeehouse

    Smoothies1. Orange Julius

    2. Whiteys Ice Cream

    3. Starbucks

    Diner1. Maid-Rite

    2. Ross 24 Hour Restaurant

    3. Harlans Fine Foods

    3. Riees Restaurant

    Seaood1. Red Lobster

    2. Captains Table

    3. Thunder Bay Grille

    In these pages youll fndthe Best o the Quad Citiesin 63 categories. Voting

    or this spring edition wasopen rom mid-January tomid-March, and our readers

    submitted nearly 500 validballots. (Reasonable responsesto 20 o the 63 questionswere required.) Te winter

    balloting covered the areaso Food & Dining; Civics& Government; Media;

    and Recreation. (Summerballoting will cover theareas o Arts, Culture, &

    Entertainment; Night Lie;Shopping & Services; andPeople.)

    For winners rom previousyears, visit the Best o theQuad Cities archive atRiverCitiesReader.com. Its

    located in the Best o theQuad Cities menu at the topo every page.

    Located on the

    ground oor

    o Davenports

    Mississippi Plaza

    oce building at 201

    Harrison Street, Cae

    Fresh! Express! is the

    only eatery in the

    area, and perhaps

    the universe, with

    a name that boasts

    two exclamation

    points. I our Best

    o the Quad Cities

    voters are to be trusted, a ew more wouldnt

    be at all out o line. Named 2009s best new

    restaurant, proprietor Amanda Kernans

    downtown establishment is the sister venue

    to the Cae Fresh! on Molines Fih Avenue,

    and also oers a wide variety o quick and

    delicious lunch options that wont leave

    you eeling pangs o ast-ood-related guilt:

    six dierent sandwiches, 10 salads, six

    specialty wraps, eight deli wraps I highlyrecommend the B,L,,A, with the A

    standing or avocado two ruit wraps,

    three pitas, two melts, and three quesadilla

    wraps served in a warm our tortilla with

    melted chihuahua cheese. (I, like mine,

    your eyebrows instantly rose at the mention

    o that dairy product, rest assured: Its

    completely unrelated to the dog.) With a

    homemade chicken-enchilada soup served

    daily in addition to an ever-changing

    soup du jour and an assortment o cookiesand cupcakes available, its understandable

    that Cae Fresh! Express! has become such

    a popular lunchtime destination since its

    opening last July. But know in advance that

    you have an extremely narrow window in

    which to patronize the cae, as its only open

    Mondays through Fridays rom 11 a.m. to 2p.m. We get really busy, said my riendly

    server when asked about the noon-to-1-

    p.m. rush. Yesterday we got killed. Ah, butwhat a way to go. Cae Fresh! Express! also

    makes deliveries with 24-hour notice and

    a $75 minimum, and more inormation is

    available by calling (563)323-1030 or visiting

    CaeFreshMoline.com. Mike Schulz

    Best new restaurant (opened in 2009)

    Cae Fresh! Express!

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    he sequel toChurch BasementLadies, the Circa

    21 Dinner Playhousesbest-selling show(ever!), opened last

    weekend. And i thissecond installment,Church Basement Ladies

    2: A Second Helping,isnt enough Uda!or audience members,

    dont worry: Circa 21is already consideringupcoming perormances

    oAway in a BasementandA Mighty Fortress IsOur Basement, the next

    scripts in the series.Im not surprised

    that this show withits quirky middle-aged

    and senior-citizenemale characters insmall-town, Vietnam

    War-era Minnesota resonated so stronglywith Circa 21 ticketholders, and it wasrereshing to see a production that ocused

    on the oentimes uncelebrated womeno advanced years who work behind thescenes at Midwestern community events.

    Having grown up during the 1980s in aLutheran, church-going community, Ichuckled at the Lutheran vs. Catholic jokes

    and the quirky (and relatable) habits oits rugal and arm-toughened characters.(Te plastic bread bags worn over one

    characters shoes as cheaper versions osnow boots hilariously dened, or me, acouple o my older relatives.)

    Directed by Curt Wollan, who hasalso helmed six national productionso the show, Church Basement Ladies2

    dramatizes a year in the lives o the threewomen who compose the kitchen stao a Lutheran church. Adorable Mavis

    (Nicole Savitt), with her pu o gray hairand diminutive stature, tromps across theoor detailing which local mens ngers

    and limbs have been hacked o duringarming chores. O course, she doesntblink an eye at the grisly nature o her

    stories shes a no-nonsense armerswie whose routine includes hard work,a little un, and sleep. Te widow Vivian

    Church Basement Ladies 2: A Second Helping, at the Circa 21 Dinner Playhouse through May 22

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    (the phenomenal Licia Watson) behaves

    as i shes allergic to hugs and to anythingthat can be dened as progressive.

    Fortysomething Karin (Nancy OBryan),meanwhile, rules the roost in the kitchen.But when her pregnant daughter Beverly(Elizabeth Miller) returns rom the city to

    raise her amily and take up the traditionsset orth by these church basement lad ies,Karin begins to doubt her own decision

    to become a Martha, a woman whoworks her tail o serving the rest o thecongregation

    Written by Greta Grosch, the script ispacked with one-liners and slapstick anticsthat drew plenty o laughs on opening

    night (rom mysel included), but were attimes overdone. For example, in the rstscene, Mavis repeatedly punctuated her

    dialogue by gesturing with a knie over thehead o the pastor (om Walljasper); veminutes later, she did it again. And Mavis

    was too oen made to exclaim U Da!while orcing open the urnace door withher rear end. (I swear, poor Savitts bottom

    must be bruised.) I was disappointed inthese moments when excessive physicalhumor canceled out the dialogue, which

    was usually unny enough to carry thescene.I never tired, however, o watching

    Licia Watson as

    Vivian shufing,sti-hipped,

    to the stove, orto her perchbeside the table.Watsons physical

    personicationo her characterwas convincing

    and unny; andshe didnt relytoo heavily onexaggerated

    gestures, expressing

    her emotions witha single smoldering

    or haughty look.(Even moreimpressive was

    nding out thatWatson l earnedall o her lines and

    developed hercharacter in hal

    a week, having lled the role late in the

    rehearsal process.)Its unortunate that the only song she

    had the lead vocal in was Vivians Badrip, an eerie psychedelic number thatseemed out o place among the good-natured, traditional songs in the show.

    Much more rewarding were OBryansheartelt Cardamom Reprise, thesentimental nale, Te ales o Your

    Heart, and particularly Cardamom,Cinnamon, Ginger, and Clove, whichcelebrated the love between mothers and

    daughters, and the comort o having acore group o riends and a sae haven to

    come to when the outside world is buriedin snow or war.Tis was my rst experience with the

    Church Basement Ladies ranchise, and

    while I thoughtA Second Helpingwasnice in an endearing, G-rated way, it wasoentimes too hokey-jokey or me. Te

    show will likely appeal, as its prequel did, tothe dinner theatres patrons, but I wonderhow the series can attract more members

    o my age group to uture installments.Church Basement Ladies 7:oo Legit or theBasement?CBL 9: exting rom Below?

    For tickets and inormation, call (309)786-7733, extension 2, or v isit Circa21.com.

    Licia Watson, Nicole Savitt, and Nancy OBr yan

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    Desserts1. Whiteys Ice Cream

    2. Village Inn

    3. Olive Garden

    Baker/breads/bagels1. Panera Bread

    2. Brueggers Bagel Bakery

    3. Old Towne Bakery

    Barbecue1. Jims Rib Haven

    2. Famous Daves

    3. Dickeys Barbecue Pit

    Breakast1. Village Inn

    2. IHOP

    3. Dennys Restaurant

    Burgers1. Red Robin Gourmet Burgers

    2. Boozies Bar & Grill

    3. Culvers

    Deli Sandwiches

    1. Hungry Hobo2. Arthurs Garden Deli

    3. Subway

    Gros/Greek1. Dr. Gyros

    2. Uncle Petes

    3. Jimmys King Gyros

    Sunda brunch1. Granite City Food & Brewery

    2. Thunder Bay Grillle

    3. Players Buet at Jumers Casino & Hotel

    Wings1. Bualo Wild Wings

    2. The Filling Station

    3. Hooters

    Sushi1. Osaka

    2. Dynasty Buet

    3. ShoGun Japanese Sushi & Steakhouse

    Buet1. Golden Corral2. Dynasty Buet

    3. Players Buet at Jumers Casino & Hotel

    Chips and salsa1. Azteca

    2. Los Agaves

    3. Carlos OKellys Mexican Cae

    Locall brewed beer1. Bent River Brewing Company

    2. Blue Cat Brew Pub

    3. Front Street Brewery

    Asked whether herorganization more oensees returning aces or

    new recruits, Debbie Jackson thedirector o development or Habitator Humanity Quad Cities says,A little o both. We have some

    volunteers who show up every

    Saturday, and some who show upa couple times a year. But its reallygreat to hear how volunteers get tous, because its mostly rom word-o-mouth. Tey had a riend or aco-worker who had a great experience,and they want to try it out. Tat word-o-mouth is clearly continuing to spread, asevidenced by Habitat or Humanity QuadCities Readercitation as best place to

    volunteer. In the years since it was createdin 1993, the local, bi-state aliate o the

    national not-or-prot corporation hasbuilt 63 homes or underprivileged amilies

    each utilizing the eorts o between 200and 600 workers and the developmentdirector stresses that those without previousbuilding experience shouldnt ear thechallenge. We have very skilled people onsite leading the construction who teach andtrain and work alongside you, says Jackson.Everyonell eel very comortable and learn

    a new skill by the end o the day. She adds,though, that the local Habitat or Humanity

    aliate is also happy to welcomevolunteers who cant tell a hammerrom a nail. We have a small sta,and so we also have volunteerswho work in the oce every day we couldnt get by without them.With volunteer assistance providedby everyone rom individuals to

    amilies with teenage children tobusinesses turning out together orteam-building exercises, Jacksonsays that she and her co-workers areso proud o the Best o the Quad

    Cities recognition, and o the organizationitsel. Its really upliing, and it reallybrings people together. We have amiliesworking next to volunteers workingnext to sponsors, and everyone comestogether to build a house. For inormationon volunteering, contact Habitat or

    Humanity Quad Cities at (563)359-9066 orHabitatQC.org. Mike Schulz

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    Because weather is ckle, Rock Islandocials arent certain exactly whenSchwiebert Riverront Park will be

    completed. We have cautious plans, saidBill Nelson, the executive director o thecitys parks-and-recreation department. But

    the plans are specic enough that I will be

    surprised i the park doesnt open with abang on July 3. Nelson said those tentative

    plans include a ribbon cutting at 4 p.m. thatday and amily activities, culminating inthe riverront Independence Day reworks

    display. Named or the citys longtimemayor under whose watch the park wasdeveloped and located at the site o the

    old armory, Schwiebert Riverront Park willoer spectacular views o the MississippiRiver, and will include an open-air stage,

    playground areas, interactive ountain,observation shelter, waterront promenade,

    bike trail, beautiully landscaped grounds,and other amenities, according to thecitys Web site. Rock Island Planning &Redevelopment Administrator Alan Carmen

    estimated last week that construction was85 percent complete, with work remainingon the stage area; grading, concrete, and

    landscaping; the restroom; and the ountain.Payments on the bonds or the $10-millionpark are coming rom the downtown ax

    Increment Financing district, and Carmensaid the city is still seeking unding or a $2-

    million boat dock that would provide directriver access. Te nal concept was approvedtwo years ago, and Carmen called the

    prospect o completion a dream come true.... Its been a long time coming. Te park willbe available or rental or special events, and

    the city is expecting to hold its nal Starlight

    Revue concert o the summer at the newacility. But Nelson said he doesnt expect

    Schwiebert Riverront Park to cannibalizethat series typically held in Lincoln Park or District o Rock Island estivals. We

    didnt want to be in competition withourselves, he said. For more inormation onthe park, visit RIGov.org/citydepartments/

    ced/riverrontpark.html. Jef Ignatius

    Best downtown project

    Best use o local undsSchwiebert Riverfront Park

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    HOT TUB TIME MACHINEEarly in director Steve Pinks new comedy,

    miserable ortysomethings Adam (John

    Cusack), Nick (Craig Robinson), and Lou(Rob Corddry) decide to cheer themselves upwith a weekend retreatto the beloved ski

    lodge o their youth,taking Adams similarlydownbeat nephew

    Jacob (Clark Duke)along or the trek. Inthe 24 years since the

    riends last visit, thelodge has turned intoa weathered dump.

    But their old room still has a jacuzzi, and aera debaucherous night o liquor, cocaine, andbubbling hot water, the our men awaken, and

    gradually discover that theyve been magicallytransported to 1986. Gazing at the agent o thisdisruption with the space/time continuum,

    Nick says, Its like some kind o ... hot tub time

    machine. And then, with the slowest o headmovements and the deadest o deadpans, Nick

    turns and stares down the camera, as i to say,Are you reaking kiddingwith this?

    At that moment, its possible that Craig

    Robinson will be the only one able to keep astraight ace. For Hot ub ime Machine more

    than lives up to the promise o its grin-inducing

    title; the movie is both smart and joyously

    stupid, subtle and wildly over-the-top, clever

    and agreeably conventional, and, i youre o the

    same generation as the lms leads, its likely to

    leave you with an unexpectedly potent senseo nostalgic melancholy. Its Back to the Future-inspired plot, o course, is beyond ridiculous.

    (Beore being allowed to return to the present,

    our heroes must re-live their 1986 pasts or

    risk irreparable changes in 2010, including the

    probability o Jacob never being born.) Yet or

    all o the silliness and routinely crass jokes,

    screenwriters Josh Heald, Sean Anders, and

    John Morris also deliver a surprisingly rich

    and thoughtul meditation on middle-aged

    disappointment given a do-over at ones

    youth, who wouldnt at least considermakingcompletely dierent choices? and are shrewd

    enough to suggest that even i you could change

    the past, it doesnt necessarily ollow that you

    could change your own nature. Adam, Nick,

    and Lou may do their best to alter the course o

    their unhappy lives, but still wind up making

    the same damned mistakes all over again.

    Te last thing I want to do is make Hot ubime Machine sound less enjoyable than it is,and Im not saying that the lm wont be un

    or those unacquainted with lie pre-MV.(You will, however, doubtless have more un i

    you get the joke o the preppie villain named

    Blaine! getting all amped up aer watchingRed Dawn, and recognize another nemesis

    as being played by William Zabka, the blondblowhard who made lie hell or Ralph Macchioin Te Karate Kid.) From the genial, sometimes

    explosively unny crudeness to the expertlytimed slapstick to thebeautiully sustained

    running gag in whichwe wait, and wait,or Crispin Glovers

    hostile bellhop to beseparated rom hisright arm and every

    scene with that 80stouchstone Glover is a

    delight Pinks movie is condent and earless,

    buoyed by sensationally inventive portrayals byits quartet o stars. (Leading roles or those acecomedians Robinson and Corddry have been a

    long time coming, and prove worth the wait.)But even given its considerable audaciousness

    and despite the homophobic humor that

    couldve been ratcheted down a notch orve you might leave the movie thinking

    less about the bits that made you laugh than

    those that made you laugh and (gasp!) think,

    such as Adams telling response when asked

    why his latest girlriend le him (I didnt do

    anything), or Nicks understandable ear o his

    sci- entrapment: Its the ---in 80s how am

    I supposed to get ajob?! As with all the best

    comedies, we laugh at Hot ub ime Machinebecause its unny, and we laugh because its true.

    HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGONI Id really wanted to, I couldve easily juggledmy schedule so that I caught a 3D screeningo Dreamworks animated comedy/adventureHow to rain Your Dragon, in which a nerdy

    kid with a John Krasinski shag cut (voiced byJay Baruchel) beriends a winged lizard andbecomes a hero to his Viking village. Instead,

    I caught the movie in good old-ashioned2D, and cant say I noticed the loss. Certainly,the ormulaic storyline and most o the jokes

    wouldve been at under any circumstances.But theres so much visual magic and so manyterrically exciting set pieces on display here

    that I cant imagine the lm needing its 3Dwizardry, glorious though Im sure it is; theimages among them a delirious airborne ree

    all and the sight o dozens, then hundreds,o dragons emerging rom cloud cover arealready grandly multi-dimensional. Your

    kids will no doubt beg you to take them tothe good version oHow to rain YourDragon, but rest assured: Tis requently

    sweet, sometimes spectacular entertainment isplenty good even without the extra expense o

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    Most civic-minded QuadCities-based compan1. Deere & Company2. Modern Woodmen o America

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    Best damn thing aboutthe Quad Cities, period1. Mississippi River

    2. People

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    Best reason to beoptimistic about theQuad Cities in 0101. Deere & Company

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    Well, Im about to discussyoga, so what say we beginby taking a deep breath:

    Molines Indigo Wellness center ullname Indigo Creative Approach toFitness & Wellness LLC oers noless than 20 drop-in yoga classes inany given month. We also oer at

    least our dierent sign-up classesper month, says Indigo co-ownerAbby Webster-Morgan. Usuallymore than that, but at leastthat.Given the plethora o courses, withspecialized options or everyonerom rst-timers to advanced yogapractitioners, is it any wonder thatIndigo was named best yoga studioin our Best o the Quad Cities poll?Since Indigos opening in Aprilo 2006, Webster-Moran and her

    ellow coaches, including husbandand co-owner Shannon Moran (theincredibly limber gentleman in theaccompanying photo), have sharedtheir passion or this meditativeworkout through such sessions asGentle Yoga, Power Yoga, and evenPrenatal Yoga, and Webster-Moranstates that watching her patronsprogress is one o the jobs greatestrewards. We have people who startedwhen we rst opened, she says, and

    now theyre instructors. Teyre alsoinstructors who occasionally venturebeyond the Moline venue, oeringIndigo classes at such locales as the

    Rock Island Arsenal and Black HawkCollege, but Webster-Moran is quickto proess the health and spiritual

    benets o yoga no matter whereworkouts occur. Were all up or thephysical thing, where we can livehealthier, says Webster-Morgan, butit really goes beyond the physical. Youget a lot o stress relie rom it. Forthat one hour on the mat, everythingkind o tunes out, and you can goback to your day a little happier anda little more calm. Looking aroundme, I see a hal-dozen people whocould denitely benet rom a visit to

    Indigo. Itd be seven i I had a mirror.For more inormation, call (309)764-9642 or visit IndigoWellness.ino. Mike Schulz

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    Whats HappeninExhibit34th Annual Rock Island

    Fine Arts ExhibitionAugustana College Art MuseumWednesday, April 7 through Sunday,May 2

    I you visit the Augustana College ArtMuseum between April 7 and May2, one o the exhibited pieces youll see

    is a work by Macomb artist Jan Clough

    created with pencils

    and the opaque-

    watercolor medium

    o gouache titled

    Kaleidoscope. O

    course, with 70 art

    works by 66 artists

    on display, the whole

    darned exhibit

    couldve been titled

    Kaleidoscope.

    Instead, the co-

    sponsors rom the

    Rock Island Art Guild and AugiesCentennial Hall museum have

    stuck with tradition and called it the

    34th Annual Rock Island Fine Arts

    Exhibition, this years showcase o the

    nest in visual art rom many o the

    Midwests nest visual artists. With Lisa

    remper Hanover, director o the Philip

    & Muriel Berman Museum o Art,

    serving as the 2010 juror, the displayed

    works collectively embrace nearly every

    artistic medium under the sun oil,

    pastel, lithograph, ber, acrylic, clay,

    wood, collage, graphite, mixed media,

    ceramic, and more and eature the

    latest creative accomplishments by

    some o the Quad Cities most noted

    names.Among this years exhibitors are

    artisans who, i you requent area

    galleries, youll no doubt be acquainted

    with: Jerri Crabtree-Frisk, Mimzi Haut,

    Heidi Hernandez, Raphael Iaccarino,

    Brent Langley, Rick Lodmell, Pamela

    Ohnemus, Kristin Quinn, Steve Sinner,

    Corrine Smith, Bruce Walters, and

    numerous others.

    But one o the great thrills o the

    annual exhibit is that it also lets art

    lovers amiliarize

    themselves with theworks o so many area

    talents. So during

    your visit, be sure

    to check out such

    acclaimed pieces as

    Brett Eberhardts

    Decisions, Peter

    XiaosArgument,

    Kathleen Van Hyes

    Mortication, and

    Louis F. Mustaris

    Nude Leaning on Pillow works that,taken together, eectively describe

    ourReadersta meetings. Id explain

    the inclusion o that last one, but

    my publisher, odd, hates it when I

    mention him in these things ... .

    Te opening reception or the

    34th Annual Rock Island Fine Arts

    Exhibition will be held at the Augustana

    College Art Museum on Friday, April

    9, at 4:30 p.m. with the annual awards

    presentation beginning at 5:40 p.m.

    and inormation on the exhibit is

    available by calling (309)794-7231 or visiting Augustana.edu/artmuseum.

    EventMonday Night Rawi wireless CenterMonday, April 5, 7:15 p.m.

    Je! I am outraged!

    What is it now, Mike?I just saw the proo or my

    Whats Happenin piece onMonday Night Raw at the iwireless Center, and I reuse to

    let you run it!Why? Its just ne. You

    included all the necessary

    inormation that its beingsponsored by World Wrestling

    Entertainment, that its takingplace at 7:15 p.m. on April 5, thatits going to be a live, televised

    event ... .Yeah, but ... !You mention tha

    range rom $15 to $list quite a ew o thsuperstars schedule

    Randy Orton, Shariple H, Mark Hen

    Guerrero, Te Big SKingston ... .

    I know, but ... !

    MusicDaytrotter Presents: The Low

    Anthem, Dark Dark, Dark,

    and The Morning BendersHuckleberrys Great Pizza and Rock Island Brewing Company

    Monday, April 5; Saturday, April 10; and Sunday, April 11

    By now, its doubtul that any musiclover needs to be told o the signicantcontributions o Daytrotter, Sean Moellers RockIsland-based outt that has been covered in

    Rolling Stone, Wired, and Te New York imes;that requently hosts local concerts with up-and-coming artists; and that has recorded live,downloadable sessions with numerous musical

    legends (including Spoon, Aimee Mann, CarlySimon, and Kris Kristoferson) and dozens upondozens o independent artists (among them Te

    Redwalls, White Rabbits, and Dirty Projectors).But seriously, even or Daytrotter, the

    next couple o weeks are kind o ridiculous,

    as Moeller has booked no less than threesensational headliners or area gigs betweenApril 5 and 11.

    Te American olk-rockers o Te LowAnthem ormed in Providence, Rhode Island,

    in 2006 have played such national estivalsas Bonnaroo and Lollapalooza, and perormed

    their single Oh My God, Charlie Darwin onTe Late Show with David Letterman.

    Based in Berkeley, Caliornia, the baroque-pop

    musicians o Te Morning Benders released theiracclaimed debut CD alking Trough in Cansin 2008, and have subsequently toured with the

    likes o Ra Ra Riot, Grizzly Bear, and Death Cabor Cutie.

    And Dark Dark Dark, a gathering o chamber-

    olk musicians rom New York City, NewOrleans, and Minneapolis, debuted with 2008sTe Snow Magic and was described by the U.K.s

    Te Guardian and this is a compliment assounding like an eastern European jazz band onpowerul downers.

    You may not be amiliar with the bands now,but i Daytrotter has anything to say about it,you (and scores o other music ans) soon will

    be. In the meantime, extensive inormation oneach group including smart, thoughtul essayswritten by Moeller himsel can be ound on

    the Daytrotter Web site. And or those whomight already be acquainted with the bandsdiscographies, try matching the ollowing songs

    with their artists; assign three titles per group,

    and ignore the one that I made up out o wholecloth.

    1) Home2) A Clo

    3) Ashes4) Waste5) Te B

    6) Waiti7) Dig a8) Damn

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    Jason ColleCompany

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    MUSICFriday, April The Cowsills. Concert

    with the pop perormers and inspirationsor TVsThe Partridge Family.Quad-CitiesWaterront Convention Center (1777 Isle

    Parkway, Bettendor). 7:30 p.m. $10-$15. Forinormation and tickets, call (800)843-4753 orvisit Bettendor.IsleOCapriCasinos.com.

    Friday, April 9 Pat Willis CD Release

    Show. Former member o Burt McMelba Toastperorming rom hisMission: WolfCD. Mojos

    Coee House at the River Music Experience(131 West Second Street, Davenport). 7 p.m.Donations accepted. For inormation, call

    (877)326-1333 or visit RiverMusicExperience.org.Friday, April 9 Lorrie Morgan. Chart-

    topping country singer o Five Minutes,

    What Park o No,and I Didnt Know My OwnStrength.Quad-Cities Waterront ConventionCenter (1777 Isle Parkway, Bettendor).7:30

    p.m. $25-$45. For inormation and tickets,

    call (800)843-4753 or visit Bettendor.IsleOCapriCasinos.com.Saturday, April 10 Interpreti Veneziani.

    The internationally-acclaimed chamberorchestra, in a presentation in the Hancher

    Auditorium Fine Arts Series. St. Marys CatholicChurch (228 East Jeerson Street, Iowa City).7:30 p.m. $10-$38. For tickets and inormation,

    call (319)335-1160 or visit http://www.Hancher.UIowa.edu.

    Saturday, April 10 Keb Mo. Grammy

    Award-winning blues singer/songwriter inconcert. Riverside Casino & Gol Resort (3184

    Highway 22, Riverside). 8 p.m. $30-$40. For

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    What ElseIs HappeninTheatreRent

    Harrison Hilltop TheatreThursday, April 8 throughSaturday, May 1

    The latest presentation atDavenports HarrisonHilltop Teatreis the smash-hit musicalRent, tickets

    or which canbe reserved bycalling (563)449-6371 or visitingHarrisonHilltop.com

    A celebratedrock operabased onGiacomo Puccinis operaticmasterpiece La Bohme,Rentconcerns a group ostruggling youths in New

    York Citys Lower EastSide, and eatures a batcho songs that have becomemodern-day classics,including La Vie Bohme,Ill Cover You, akeMe or Leave Me, and thehaunting anthem Seasonso Love.

    Opening on Broadway onApril 29, 1996, and closingon September 7, 2008, the

    musical ran or a staggering5,124 perormances,

    making it the eighth-longest-running show in

    the history o the GreatWhite Way.Composer Jonathan

    Larson, who passedaway the night beorethe productions o-Broadway premiere, wasthe posthumous recipient othe Pulitzer Prize and a pair

    o ony Awardsor his creation,and the show alsowon 1996 onys

    or Best Musicaland Best FeaturedActor.

    Directed byMatthew Helton,Harrison HilltopsRentshowcasesa cast eaturing

    venue co-oundersristan apscott andReaderemployee ChrisWalljasper; Steve Lasiter

    (who portrayed Frank NFurter in the Hilltops RockyHorror Show); amiliarCirca 21 perormers JosephJ. Baez, Jennier Stone,and Rodney Swain; andrequent area actors JamesBleecker, racy Pelzer-imm, Abbey Donohoe,and Sara King.

    And Im betting thatnearly every single oneo you stopped reading

    this piece aer the rstsentence.

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    And you highlight theevenings main event, a battleroyale between WWE legends

    Batista and John Cena. Whatsthe problem?

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    you seen thatpicture thatsaccompanying the piece? Our

    graphic designers borroweda photo o me and thensuperimposed John Cenas ace

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    My God, Mike, it must be

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    For more inormation on the

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    Anthem perorming withthaniel Ratelif, Mac Lethal, and

    tt plays the Rock Island Brewingt 6 p.m. on Monday, April 5.rk Dark perorms at Huckleberrys

    Saturday, April 10.ning Benders appearing

    with opening act Miniature igers playsHuckleberrys at 7 p.m. on Sunday, April 11.

    And inormation on all three concerts, plusorthcoming gigs in the Daytrotter lineup, isavailable by e-mailing [email protected]

    or visiting Daytrotter.com.

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    Cities CEO ClaudiaRobinson said

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    so small, she said. But evenwith a sta o ve and our

    group acilitators, the local Gildas Club hashad a tremendous impact on people dealingwith cancer. Te organization currently has2,300 members, Robinson said, and Gildas

    Club oers them support groups, workshops,lectures, and social events with the goal ohelp[ing] the entire amily. Tere are also

    Noogieland programs specically or youngpeople aected by cancer. And its all ree.Gildas Club operates out o a majestic house

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    Gildas Club Quad Cities

    Local radio personalit1. Pat Leuck and Danielle Howe, WLLR 103.7 FM

    2. Greg Dwyer and Bill Michaels, WXLP 97X FM

    3. Dave Levora and Darren Pitra, Rock 104.9 FM

    Local TV news anchor1. Gary Metivier, KWQC TV 6

    2. Paula Sands, KWQC TV 6

    3. Matt Hamill, WQAD News Channel 8

    Local TV reporter1. Chris Minor, WQAD News Channel 8

    2. Fran Riley, KWQC TV 6

    3. Tambrey Laine, KWQC TV 6

    Local TV sportscaster1. Thom Cornelis, KWQC TV 62. Dan Pearson, KWQC TV 6

    3. Matt Randazzo, WQAD News Channel 8

    Local TV morning show1. Good Morning Quad Cities, WQAD News

    Channel 8

    2. Quad Cities Today, KWQC TV 6

    Local newspapercolumnist/reporter

    1. Bill Wundram, Quad-City Times2. Barb Ickes, Quad-City Times

    3. John Marx, The Dispatch/Rock Island Argus

    Local weather orecaster1. Terry Swails, WQAD News Channel 8

    2. James Zahara, WQAD News Channel 8

    3. Anthony Peoples, WQAD News Channel 8

    Local Web site1. QCOnline.com2. RCReader.com

    3. QCTimes.com

    reCreationBowling alle1. Miller Time Billiards

    2. Bowlmor Lanes

    3. Milan Lanes

    Gol course1. Palmer Hills Gol Course

    2. TPC at Deere Run

    3. Saukie Gol Course

    Hiking trail1. Black Hawk State Historic Site

    2. Scott County Park

    3. Wild Cat Den Park

    Biking trail1. Ralph B. Birks Bicycle Trail/Great River Trail

    2. Duck Creek Parkway3. Bettendor Bike Path

    When Pryce . Boeye boughtinto Hungy Hobo in 2001,

    it had two major challenges,the companys president, CEO, andmajority owner said in a recent

    interview: Te acilities were outdated,and its menu and operations werentconsistent. Not much had been done

    to the operation in several years, hesaid. His aim was to breathe it backto lie. Boeye has spent the past nine

    years addressing those shortcomings including reurbishing or relocatingalmost all o its stores and the results

    can be seen in Hungry Hobos revenues:Dollar sales rose 60 percent rom 2001to 2009. Te results can also be seen in

    our Best o the Quad Cities balloting, asHungry Hobo was named tops by ourreaders in the categories o distinctly

    Quad Cities ast ood and best delisandwiches. What distinguishesHungry Hobo which has 11 owned-

    and-operated locations in the QuadCities along with ranchises in IowaCity and Galesburg is that everything

    is as resh as po ssible, Boeye said.Te bread is baked resh d aily, and themeats and cheeses arent sliced until

    you order your sandwich. (Boeye said

    that like most people, his avorite isnumber 11, the Hobo combination.)

    While Hobo is known primarily or itscold sandwiches, it also oers hot andgrilled sandwiches, baked potatoes,

    soups, and salads. Boeye said thatalthough there arent any rm plans,the company is considering expansion

    into outlying Quad Cities areas suchas Eldridge, LeClaire, Muscatine, andGeneseo. Were trying to gure out

    what the next step is, he said. For more

    inormation on Hungry Hobo, visitHungryHobo.com. Jef Ignatius

    Distinctly QuadCities ast ood

    Best deli

    sandwiches

    HungryHobo

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    more than twice the pages o the Arcadia bookand is physically larger. Tat doesnt make

    Powers-Douglas book redundant; she said

    it serves as an introduction to the cemetery:

    Its a quick and easy way to nd out about the

    people that made our community.

    Powers-Douglas had previously sel-

    published the books Cemetery Walk (in 2005)and ranslating ombstones (in 2008), and

    she publishes Epitaphs magazine. Te promptor the new book was the wind storm o July

    2008, which destroyed more than 125 trees in

    Chippiannock. She said that while she would

    consider writing a volume on one o the Iowa

    Quad Cities cemeteries,

    she plans to write her

    next book on important

    women in American

    history.

    Powers-Douglas

    knows that her

    taphophilia (or passion

    or cemeteries) strikes

    some people as odd

    or creepy, but she

    emphasized thatcemeteries were once

    community centers.

    Cemeteries that

    were developed in the

    rst part o the 19th

    Century, she said,

    were the rst national

    parks. (Chippiannock

    opened in 1855.)

    Tese cemeteries

    were landscaped with wandering pathways

    and a variety o trees, and were designed

    or community use. Te people o the 19th

    Century used them or picnics, swimming,

    and other social outings. It was a big social

    to-do to be in the cemetery, and not just to

    grieve and mourn and pay your respects; it

    was like keeping the person alive, keeping

    them part o the amily.

    She also said that amilies o the dead meant

    or people to visit the cemetery, not avoid

    it: Tey want you to walk in the gates and

    recognize that this person was important, this

    person was worthy o love and worthy o being

    remembered.

    Minda Powers-Douglas will appear at two

    meet-the-author events in April: Saturday, April10, at noon at rixie Lus Unique Gifs or You(Pierce School Mall, 2212 East 12th Street in

    Davenport); and Saturday, April 17, rom 1 to3 p.m. at Barnes & Noble (NorthPark Mall, 320West Kimberly Road in Davenport).

    For more inormation on Minda Powers-Douglas work andEpitaphs magazine, visit

    TeCemeteryClub.com. For more inormationabout Arcadia Publishing titles, visit

    ArcadiaPublishing.com.

    Chippiannock Cemetery in Rock Islandhas its share o impressive monuments,

    rom the elegant resting place o the

    Cable amily to the massive 30-ton boulder

    (or Edward Burrall) and the six-ton polished-

    granite sphere (or Dean yler Robinson).

    But or Minda Powers-Douglas, author

    o the new Chippiannock Cemetery book inArcadia Publishings Images o America

    series, its the modest, handmade grave

    markers that mean the most.

    She points to two in particular, eatured

    on pages 78 and 81 o her book and

    commemorating the lives o children who died

    at six years old and ve

    months old: small and

    craed by people in or

    close to the amily. Te

    monuments that look like

    somebody just put them

    together with whatever

    items they had on-hand,

    those are the ones that

    broke my heart, Powers-

    Douglas said. Te ones

    that someone just puttogether with their bare

    hands out o spit and dirt,

    theyre wonderul.

    Like all the books in

    the series, ChippiannockCemetery is oremosta picture book, with

    captions telling brie

    stories. Powers-Douglas

    said this ormat can be

    limiting. But its also ideal or a book about

    a cemetery; it allows or a breadth o subject

    matter without straining to tie it all together.

    In addition to several contextual chapters,

    the cemeterys residents are grouped into ve

    basic sections: pioneers, outstanding citizens,

    members o the military, children, and the

    notorious including several lost souls

    associated with amed gangster John Looney.

    Te book strikes a balance between the people

    and their monuments, and between the usual

    suspects and the relatively unknown. I ...

    wanted to show that somebody with a little

    stone, what a dierence they made, too,

    Powers-Douglas said.Similar to the cemetery itsel, the book

    is a sampling o local history. A cemetery

    is a microcosm o a community, which is a

    microcosm o how the country developed,

    Powers-Douglas said. She added that

    cemeteries tell a lot about a community, and

    she paraphrased this amous quote rom

    Benjamin Franklin: One can tell the morals o

    a culture by the way they treat their dead.

    Tis isnt the rst Chppiannock book.

    Te Rock Island Preservation Commission

    and the Chippiannock Cemetery Heritage

    Foundation co-published 150 Years o Epitaphsat Chippiannock Cemetery in 2006, and it has

    Bringing Out the DeadMinda Powers-Douglas Ofers a Visual History o Chippiannock Cemetery

    by Jef Ignatius

    [email protected]

    Minda Powers-Douglas

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    s anyone who watches the stationknows, local NBC aliate KWQCV6 prides itsel on being the station

    that cares or you. And based on the resultso our latest Best o the QuadCities poll, its obvious that

    a great many viewers careor KWQCs Gary Metivier,named best local V news

    anchor or the second yearin a row. For uture polls,though, we might want to

    consider amending that categorys title. Ialways considered mysel an anchor-reporter,says Metivier, and always will be. Because

    not only does an anchor report the news rom

    the desk, but you also have to be a reporter toknow how to cover the stories, and how to askthe next question that you think viewers would

    want the answer to. o be sure, the OklahomaCity native has covered his share o dramatic,even horric, events in his distinguished

    career as an anchor among them, whenworking or Denison, exas KEN News,1995s Oklahoma City bombing. Obviously,

    tragic news is hard to report, particularly i itsin your hometown, says Metivier. But youhave to put a dierent hat on and say, I have

    to do my job, covering the story and gettingthe inormation out there. And then you dealwith your eelings about it a little bit later.

    Yet Metivier, now in his 13th year behind the

    KWQC news desk, has also been ortunateto share many hopeul and inspiring storiesduring his Quad Cities tenure, and echoes his

    stations tagline in describing the continuedsatisaction he nds in both his career andhis community. People here reallycare about

    each other, he says. When we get to do somepositive stories like the news specials I do oneveryday heroes, or when we cover things like

    the Honor Flight [o the Quad Cities] theseare stories that really matter to people. Andunlike other parts o the country, where they

    want a lot o sensationalistic news, this part othe country really wants some caring storieso people looking out or each other, and how

    they can make a dierence. Mike Schulz

    Local park1. Vander Veer Botanical Park2. Scott County Park

    3. Black Hawk State Historic Site

    3. Crow Creek Park

    Place or a picnic1. Vander Veer Botanical Park

    2. Scott County Park

    3. West Lake Park

    Aquatic center1. Whitewater Junction Family Aquatic Center

    2. Splash Landing Aquatic Center

    3. YMCA

    Campground1. Scott County Park

    2. West Lake Campground

    3. KOA

    Place or a da trip1. Galena, Illinois

    2. Amana Colonies, Iowa

    3. Chicago, Illinois

    Dog park1. Bettendor Bark Park

    2. Hasselroth Park

    Local landmark1. Davenport Skybridge

    2. John Deere Commons

    3. Arsenal Island

    3. Mississippi River

    Place to snowboard/sled/tube

    1. Ski Snowstar (Andalusia, Illinois)2. Duck Creek Park (Bettendor)

    3. Illiniwek Forest Preserve (Hampton, Illinois)

    Gm/health club1. YMCA

    2. Bettendor Lie Fitness Center

    3. Fitness First Plus

    yoga studio1. Indigo Creative Approach to Fitness & Wellness

    2. Hot Yoga Quad Cities

    3. Davenport School o Yoga

    Back in the all o 1986,on my rst day o

    reshman orientation atAugustana College, our studentguides greeted us by saying

    that we were about to trek towhat would be, hands down,the one place we couldnt live

    without during our our yearsat school. Innocently, I thought,Te library? Te student center? As we

    walked beyond the campus, however, itbecame clear that our eld trip wasnt at allcurricular in nature, although we certainly

    did learn something once we reached our

    destination: Whiteys does indeedhave the best ice cream on the

    planet. (We also learned that ourstudent guides were very astute over the our years, Im not sure

    any o us couldve lived withoutit.) Certainly, the Best o the QuadCities voters who chose Whiteys

    Ice Cream in the category o bestdesserts are acquainted with the

    ridiculously tasty ice-cream treats available

    at this 67-year-old area treasure, but youcould likely start arguments, i not engage inactual sticus, over w hich mouth-watering

    option is the greatest. Te sundae? Te

    shake? Te Boston, which nds a sundaeplunked on top o a shake? No matter withnearly three-dozen ice-cream avors tochoose rom plus rozen yogurt, slushes,smoothies, mint chippers, malts, oats,

    splits, ice cream cakes ... its doubtul thatanyone exiting one o the companys manylocal locales leaves unhappy. And i you

    want a hint as to just how popular Whiteysand its dessert options are, just check out thecompanys Facebook page: 13,162 ans. Oh,

    hold on ... gimme a second ... . Tere we go 13,163. For more inormation, plus photosto have you scrambling or your car keys,

    visit WhiteysIceCream.com. Mike Schulz

    Best desserts

    Whiteys Ice Cream

    Best local TV news anchor

    Gary Metivier

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    Best Sushi

    Osaka

    Look orthe Fall

    010 Arts, Culture &

    Entertainment Nightlife

    Shopping& Services

    People

    VOTING STARTS

    IN JUNE

    Its not really thatsurprising. We live in a

    community that breedsduplication. Te QuadCities area is rie with civic

    samenames and commercialdopplegngers. Most metroareas have one downtown;

    we have ve in the QuadCities. So were probablybetter than average at

    navigating subtle dierences.With that in mind, we need to clear

    something up. Tis is the second year that

    Osaka has won or best sushi in the ReadersBest o the Quad Cities voting. But theres noway to know which Osaka. Yup, there are twodierent Osakas (technically three, counting

    the Northpark Mall location, owned andoperated by the owner o the other Davenport

    location). Its time we cleared this up and got

    an accurate vote. Dont get me wrong; maybemore than any other Quad Cities duplicative,having this much great sushi alls under the

    denition o embarrassment o riches. Andor the record, Ive eaten at all o them, and

    have nothing but high praise all around. Tatsnot to say Im going to tell you which I voted

    or. But next timeyou llout the Best o the Quad

    Cities ballot, youll be aneducated voter.

    Our all ballot doesnt

    include ood and diningcategories, but come latewinter (I know, who wants

    to think othatas we hit80 or the rst time thisyear) look or the Best O

    logo on the ront o theReaderor at RiverCitiesReader.com and go

    vote or your avorite sushi restaurant. And

    this time bespecic! Lets nd out exactly whatraw-sh-eating Quad Citians think. For moreinormation, including specialties and hours,check out RiverCitiesReader.com/dining. You

    can also submit reviews there i you want tovote sooner than next year. - Shawn Eldridge

    Osaka Davenport

    4901 Utica Ridge Rd

    563-355-1115

    Owner: Weng

    Founded: August 2008

    Weng also owns

    Osaka Sushi Bar at Nor thPark Mall

    563-386-5977

    Opened: July 2007

    Osaka Moline (formerly Sakura)

    4707 16th St,

    Moline, Illinois 61265

    309-762-2211

    Owner: Jane Jiang

    Took over ownership: Aug 2008

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    can put you in a prime position or victory.

    Battle yields the reward o Crystarium points,

    a orm o experience that can be used to improve

    the dierent roles o each character. In a system

    similar to Final Fantasy Xs leveling grid, you

    spend points to develop specic roles in your

    characters as you choose,

    whether its dumping all your

    points in one characteristic or

    a more-balanced distribution.

    Te potential or character

    growth expands at key

    moments in the game, andthe nal Crystarium stage

    is only unlocked aer

    completing the main story,

    giving dedicated players a

    reason to come back and

    tackle tougher side quests.

    I initially wanted to be

    done aer beating the main

    story, but theres this giant

    prehistoric turtle thats been

    nigh unbeatable that I really

    want to cut down to size.Beyond gameplay, its not Final Fantasy

    without great presentation. Te series has become

    known or some o the best cinema scenes a game

    can produce, even branching out to two ull-

    length movies. Te standard events running on

    the gameplay engine look really good, but its the

    cinematic scenes that blow you out o the water.

    Whether its high-octane action or a dramatic

    story event, the cinematics, details, and smooth

    graphics make the antasy world come to lie.

    A longstanding personal complaint with the

    series has been the voice work. Te PlayStation 2

    games suered rom halfearted and autonomiccharacter voices that broke the experience

    rom time to time, but thankully this has been

    resolved. It was a substantial step orward in

    making me care about the story.

    My only major complaint goes to the Xbox 360

    version. Te game was a PlayStation 3 exclusive

    in Japan, only brought to Xbox 360 on three

    discs or a North American release, and there are

    patches where detail is lacking, such as squared

    ngers or messy hair. Te game was delayed

    several months because o this downgrade, which

    I nd disappointing.But thats still a relatively small matter,

    everything else considered. Since 1987, the Final

    Fantasy series has been a standard-bearer in the

    role-playing-game genre. Ive played every core

    entry in the series, and Im pleased to say that the

    13th game is the best since Final Fantasy IXin

    1999.

    Final Fantasy XIII is now available or PlayStation

    3 and Xbox 360 or $59.95. For this review, the

    author completed the main story.

    Luke Hamilton is a buyer, creative designer, andonline coordinator or Video Games Etc.

    Just because its called Final Fantasy XIII

    doesnt mean you need to play the other

    12 to appreciate the experience. Every

    numbered game in the Final Fantasy ranchise (in

    other words, excluding spin-os such as actics

    or Crystal Chronicles) is a unique experience that

    stands alone, with a detailed

    world containing lots o history

    and interesting characters

    with distinctive traits; the

    series is also not wed to any

    one style o gameplay. Tis

    new game makes some drasticchanges rom its predecessors,

    but it stays true to the series

    by telling an epic story in a

    majestic world deserving the

    name Final Fantasy.

    Without getting into the

    initially conusing terminology

    the game assumes you

    understand, the story ollows

    six people granted magic

    powers by a deity deemed evil

    by society. Tis deity has alsogiven them a task in the orm o a dream about

    the end o the world. Faced with turning into

    mindless monsters i they do not complete the

    task, they decide to try to prevent the coming

    disaster. However, being branded by the deity also

    makes them social outcasts, and the rest o the

    world seeks their destruction.

    Te most drastic change anyFinal Fantasy

    an will notice is how the game progresses. What

    once was a series that would send you out into

    an open world to traverse as you please has been

    streamlined into a linear path or a majority o

    the game. I had reservations at rst, but the initiallack o reedom actually enhanced the game

    or me. Instead o getting small chunks o story

    between random battles and conusing travels,

    you get a relatively compact narrative with battles

    peppering the experience. You can still go nuts

    in a large open area late in the game (which also

    brings back classic enemies), and there are dozens

    o hunting missions and secrets to discover. My

    play time is over 50 hours, and at least 25 o them

    have been in the open parts o the game.

    Combat received an overhaul as well. Going

    urther rom Final Fantasy XIIs Gambit system which could be set up to have almost no player

    interaction in battle you control the team leader

    while your teammates run on a kind o auto pilot

    using the new Paradigm system. It gives each

    character in your three-person team specic

    roles that can be swapped as situations warrant.

    You could start with an all-out-assault Paradigm,

    pounding your enemies into the ground, but

    i someone reaches a critical state, switch to a

    healing Paradigm to speed recovery.

    Te mixing and matching o Paradigms is

    simple but addictive and deep; it makes combat

    the action equivalent o a chess match. Onewrong move can set you back, and one right move

    Final Fantasy XIII: New Stle,Same Fantas, Never Final

    by Luke Hamilton

    [email protected]

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    It isnt complex in the slightest: You want a

    relationship with him; he doesnt want one

    with you, but hell continue seeing you on

    what I call the Bag o Chips Principle, as in,

    i theres a bag o chips within a mans reach,

    hell probably help himsel to some.

    o many, your situation might seem like

    a simple case o Hes just not that into you.

    And since youd probably see a icker o hopewhile blindolded and being lowered head-

    rst into a pitch-dark cesspool, let me make

    this perectly clear: No, hes not. But theres

    such a thing as readiness or a relationship.

    Finding the right person isnt enough. You

    have to have the right person at the right

    time. Its possible your guy hasnt been ready

    or anything serious with anyone. Instead

    o accepting that he cant give you what you

    want and waving goodbye, you most likely

    sealed the deal that hell never be ready or

    you by being all over him like ants on potatosalad. (Men dont want what comes easy to

    them, with the exception o FREE BEER!)

    But, wait, there are mitigating

    circumstances here! You truly love him!

    Great the universal excuse women give

    or doing something utterly stupid and sel-

    destructive with a man. For a change o pace,

    show a little love or yoursel. ake that old

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    change the locks.

    Ive been seeing this guy or over twoyears. Although we spend lots o timetogether, we dont have a committedrelationship. Weve been of and

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    and disappears. Out o the blue the other

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    me what I want. I told him Im ne, andthat Im dating other people (which I am).Still, Im not sure why he brought it up ihe didnt want to commit to me. I truly love

    him, and have since the moment we met.Do you think hell ever be ready, or am I histemp till he nds someone permanent orthe job?

    Stuck

    Youre about three blocks past way too

    pathetic when the stu your girlriends got

    sick o telling you Dump him! Hes just

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    rom the guy you deserve better than.

    Amazingly, you take this as a sign hes ready

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    guilt so overtook his sel-interest that hes

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    Hope Against Nope

    A man sitting next to me on a long fight

    really opened up to me, and I ended up sharing

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    stranger on the plane?

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    blankets that havent been washed since theWright brothers took of. With somebody youllnever see again, you can eel sae revealing stuf

    youd only tell your closest condant. And then,because youve treated them like a close condant,

    they can start to eel like one. (Never mind thatyou cant remember i its Brad or Bruce.)

    Some seatmates continue their relationship

    down the jetway, but most have broken up by

    the time they hit the terminal. As theyre getting

    o the plane, theres that blast o outdoor air

    real lie hitting them, along with the realization

    that theres no graceul way to t 13D into

    theirs. Or maybe they realize they got drunk on

    anonymity, and eel dirty or exposing way too

    much o themselves to a stranger. I you cant

    stand the post-ight chill, wear protection: an

    eye mask or iPod headphones. I youre willing

    to risk it, theres always that possibility youll

    continue on with some seatmate, maybe even to

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    Saturday, April 10, and Sunday, April 11 Quad City Symphony Orchestra. The sixth

    Masterworksconcerts o the season, eaturingCoplandsAppalachian Spring, TchaikovskysPiano Concerto, and Stravinskys Firebird Suite.With conductor Mark Russell Smith and guestartist Norman Krieger on piano. Saturday Adler

    Theatre (136 East Third Street, Davenport). 8 p.m.Sunday Augustana Colleges Centennial Hall(3703 Seventh Avenue, Rock Island). 2 p.m. $10-

    $50. For tickets and inormation, call (563)322-7276 or visit QCSymphony.com.

    Sunday, April 11 Bettendorf Park Band.

    The organizations rst concert o the spring/summer season. Goettsch Community Center(2004 Grant Street, Bettendor). 3 p.m. Free;

    donations accepted. For inormation, call PatWohlord at (563)332-5190 or visit Bettendor.org.

    Sunday, April 11 Chick Corea. Concert

    showcasing one o the 20th Centurys mostprolic and gited composers. Englert Theatre(221 East Washington Street, Iowa City). 7:30p.m. $39-$49. For tickets and inormation, call

    (319)688-2653 or visit Englert.org.Tuesday, April 1 Loud & Rich. Concert

    perormance with award-winning music iconsLoudon Wainwright and Richard Thompson.Englert Theatre (221 East Washington Street, IowaCity). 8 p.m. $35. For tickets and inormation, call

    (319)688-2653 or visit Englert.org.Wednesday, April 1 Fernando Jones. Noted

    musician and educator in a concert presented by

    the Mississippi Valley Blues Society. Mojos Coee

    House at the River Music Experience (130 West

    Second Street, Davenport). 7 p.m. Free admissions;

    donations accepted. For inormation, call (877)326-

    1333 or visit RiverMusicExperience.org.

    THEATREThursday, April , through Saturday, April1 Jakes Women. Tony Award-nominated

    Neil Simon comedy, directed by Steve Flanigin.Scott Community College Student Lie Center through Door 5 (500 Belmont Road, Bettendor).Thursday through Saturday 7 p.m. $7 at the

    door. For inormation, e-mail [email protected], April 1 Farmscape. Visiting

    author John Price and local celebrities read

    a new work directed by Iowa Poet Laureate

    Mary Swander, based on interviews with

    armers conducted by students at Iowa StateUniversity. Bettendor Public Library (2950

    Learning Campus, Bettendor). 7 p.m. Free. For

    inormation, call (563)344-5706.

    MOVIESTuesda, April Sahel: A West African

    Journey. A presentation in the museums

    World Adventure Series,eaturing post-

    show discussions with lmmakers. Putnam

    Museim & IMAX Theatre (1717 West 12th

    Street, Davenport). 1, 4, and 7 p.m. $4-$6. For

    inormation and tickets, call (563)324-1933 or

    visit Putnam.org.

    LECTURESWednesda, April Dr. Kerr Trask. A

    presentation o the lecture Black Hawk: The

    Battle or the Heart o America,exploring the

    man, his infuence, and his continuing legacy.

    Augustana Colleges Wallenberg Hall (3701

    Seventh Avenue, Rock Island). 7:30 p.m. Free.

    For inormation, call (309)794-7823.

    Tuesday, April 1 Mary Robinson. A

    presentation in the Eastern Iowa Community

    College Districts Viewpoint DistinguishedSpeakers Series,eaturing the rst emale

    president o Ireland and the rst woman to chairthe United Nations Commission or HumanRights. Adler Theatre (136 East Third Street,

    Davenport). 7:30 p.m. $34-$38. For tickets, call(800)745-3000 or visit AdlerTheatre.com.

    EXHIBITSaturda, April , through Sunda,

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