RIPE51 Secret Working Group The Extremely Secret Report of the Ultra Secret Cabal That Calls Itself...

RIPE51 Secret Working Group

The Extremely Secret Report of the Ultra Secret Cabal That Calls Itself the

Secret Working GroupAnd Which Will Deny Any Rumours Concerning its

Existence.(don’t’ even bother asking)


Todaysspecial


Anybody wants to rearrange the chairs?

Geoff from Oz showed a problem we thinkHis Powerpoint graphs made us blinkWe have only 9 yearsWhere we banish our fearsGo V6, or ignore it, and sink


BatmanNetnod is in caves in the groundSort of place where a troll might be

foundSo Kurtis talks fastTo make nightime hours lastAnd at daybreak is back

underground.


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AMSIX has a fine, cunning planFor a party in old AmsterdamThere is booze in your cupBut when you wake upThere's 10 gig on your contract,

Oh Damm!

Sign here:


Jochem just said: no

If you attempt LIR registrationRIPE requires notarised corp informationThis causes delayswhich continue for daysAnd creates a lot of frustration


Kurz: “The Horror, The Horror”Oh horror! IP version 6 is seenAnd Doomesday looms much closer than we thoughtTwo thousand ten, September, seventeenThe AS free pool number drops to nought.

A brief respite, some light relief we seeThe glorious 4 byte number draft springs outAnd 2 byte routers shunned by all will beTheir BGP announcements viewed with doubt


Two thousand twelve, five August, Geoff explainsIANA closes shop, the shelf is bareof V4, only version 6 remains

And RIRs look at their stockpile, whereTwo thousand fourteen, second May, five pastNine in the morning, Version 6 at last


Deja Vu

Fifth of August two thousand and twelveThe final v4 leaves the shelvesOn the second of May2 years later, they sayRIRs will run out for themselves


From the mountainside high came a flame

‘bout the dot at the end of a name‘Open’ mirrors the root‘till they cash in and lootBut ‘till then he is sure they’re the

same


8 bit prefix length‘Bulldozer’ the topic of rhymeWithdrawn and and announced, not

sublimeThey come and they goAnd let everyone knowThat they’re having a mighty fine

time


Thanks, See you RIPE52

Don’t forget to look over your shoulder on your way out

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