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Real Quotes from Resumes
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These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine:
I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and spreadsheet progroms.
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These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine:
Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year.
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These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine:
Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave.
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These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine:
It’s best for employers that I not work with people.
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These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine:
Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details.
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These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine:
I was working for my mom until she decided to move.
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These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine:
Marital status: Single. Unmarried. Unengaged. Uninvolved. No commitments.
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These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine:
I have become completely paranoid, trusting completely no one and absolutely nothing.
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These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine:
My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I possess no training in meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage.
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These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine:
As indicted, I have over five years of analyzing investments.
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These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine:
Personal interests: donating blood. Fourteen gallons so far.
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These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine:
Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store.
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These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine:
Note: Please don’t misconstrue my 14 jobs as job-‐hopping. I have never quit a job.
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These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine:
Marital status: often. Children: various.
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These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine:
The company made me a scapegoat, just like my three previous employers.
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These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine:
References: None. I’ve left a path of destruction behind me.
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These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine:
Finished eighth in my class of ten.