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"Advice is what we ask for"Advice is what we ask for
when we already know thewhen we already know the
answer butanswer butwish we didn'twish we didn't."."-- EricaErica JongJong
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"Never interrupt your enemy
when he is making a mistake."
- Napoleon Bonaparte
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"When I eventually met Mr.
Right I had no idea that his
first name wasAlways."
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"I don't know the key to success
but I know the key to failure is
trying to please everybody."
- Bill Cosby
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"Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but
most stupid people are conservative."
- John Stuart Mill
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"I never think of the future"I never think of the future--it comes soon enoughit comes soon enough."."
--Albert EinsteinAlbert Einstein
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"If you don't know where you
are going, you will wind up
somewhere else!"
- Yogi Berra.
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"Marriage is
when a man and
woman become
as one; the
trouble starts
when they try
to decidewhich one."
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"I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get
a divorce, I keep the house."- Zsa Zsa Gabor
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"The trouble with being
punctual is thatnobody's
there to appreciate it."
- Franklin P. Jones.
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"A lot of people are
afraid of heights. Not me,
I'm afraid ofwidths."
- Steven Wright.
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"Just because nobody
complains doesn't mean all
parachutes are perfect."
- Benny Hill.
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"Life is what happens to"Life is what happens to
you whileyou while you're busyyou're busy
making other plans"making other plans"
--John Lennon.John Lennon.
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"Everybody is born with
genius, but most people only
keep ita few minutes."- Anonymous.
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"The most dangerousposition in which to
sleep is with your feet
on your office desk."
- Anonymous.
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"Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her
think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it."
- Lyndon B. Johnson
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"As you get older three things happen. The first is your
memory goes, and I can't remember the other two"
-Sir Norman Wisdom
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"Expecting the world to treat you
fairly because you are good is like
expecting the bull not to charge
because you are a vegetarian."- Dennis Wholey
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"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."
- Bob Hope
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"A successful man is one who makes
more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who
can find such a man."
- Lana Turner
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"For there is nothing
either good or bad,
thinking makes it so."
- William Shakespeare
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"You can pretend to be serious;
you cant pretend to be witty."
- Sacha Guitry
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"Its not the size of the Dog in the fight,
Its the size of the fight in the Cat (Dog)."
- Mark Twain
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"Friends may come and go,"Friends may come and go,
but enemiesbut enemies accumulateaccumulate."."
Thank You Very MuchSompong Yusoontorn