Q&A Jokes!

Lee Cheok FengLeong Shao Wei

Liang Jia WeiRyan Teo

Rules

• No shouting out the answer or the question will be skipped.

• Participants will be chosen at random by Ryan and Cheok Feng.

• After a joke is answered CORRECTLY, the participant will get a prize.

• Answering harder questions will get you a better prize.

1) What question can you never answer yes to?

Answer:

Are you asleep?

2) What do you call a man who shaves 15 times a day?

Answer:

A Barber.

3)  When a boy falls into the water, what is the first thing that

he does?

Answer:

Gets wet.

4) Why do doctors wear masks when operating?

Answer:

Because if they made a mistake, no one will know who did it

5)  What is big, red and eats rocks?

Answer:

A big red rock eater.

6) What breaks when you say it?

Answer:

Silence.

7)  What are two things you cannot have for breakfast?

Answer:

Lunch and dinner.

8) What would you call Superman if he lost all his powers?

Answer:

Man.

9)  What do you call a man with a bus on his head?

Answer:

Dead.

10) What gets wet the more you dry?

Answer:

A towel.

11) Why did the chicken cross the road?

Answer:

To get to the other side.

12) Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the Shell Station.

13) What kind of keys do kids like to carry?

Answer:

Coo-kies!

14) I have 10 legs, 20 arms and 54 feet. What am I?

Answer:

A liar.

15)  Which room has no door, no windows, no floor and no roof?

Answer:

A mush-room.

16) What gets bigger the more you take away?

Answer:

A hole!

17) What is bigger when it is upside down?

Answer:

The number '6'.

18) What do you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Answer:

A hole.

19) What starts with a 'P', ends with an 'E' and has a million

letters in it?Answer:

A post office.

20) Where was the declaration of independence signed?

Answer:

At the bottom.

Thank you!!!

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