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Punnoun

plural noun: puns1.

a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words whichsound alike but have different meanings.

"the Railway Society reception was an informal party of people of all stations (excuse the pun) inlife"synonyms:play on words,wordplay,double entendre,double meaning,innuendo,witticism,quip;

1. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

2. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

3. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

4. I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.

5. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

6. My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.

7. I used to be a banker but I lost interest

8. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

9. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

10. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

11. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

12.A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask

how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.

13.A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.14.Don't trust people that do acupuncture, they're back stabbers.

15.When the cannibal showed up late to the luncheon, they gave him the cold shoulder.

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