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Pleeeeeeassssse As a courtesy to our speaker & other members please turn off your mobile phone or set to ‘silent’ during our meetings. SECRETARY’S REPORT Many thanks to the 27 people who completed the Health Check Survey, the results are as follows:- The results, as we expected, were positive and people are satisfied with the Club and how it is being run. All were happy with the price and standard of food and drink at the meetings. All found the venue accessible and rated the overall satisfaction with the club. Excellent 22 Very good 5 Good 1 27 thought the Guest Speaker program well organised and varied, and the speakers were:- Excellent 19 Good 8 All replied that the club meetings were efficiently run, informative and fun. The Active Retirees Magazine was rated:- Excellent 1 Good 11, Fair 6 Poor 2 Comments regarding the magazine were:- less advertising; more information about PSPL reform group; and provide more useful information. Does your Club have Cliques in the seating arrangements? Yes 7 No 7 Sometimes 10 Activities Do you participate in outings and tours organized by the club? Often 15 Occasionally 11 Never 1 Short or long stay tours? Short 12 Long 5 Either 3 Suggestions for tour destinations:- Lord Howe Island, Blue Mountains, Wilsons Promontory, Kangeroo Island Do you participate in day trips? Regularly 9 Occasionally 12 Never 4 Are you involved in any club interest groups? Yes 27 Are there any groups you would like started? Bowls, Tennis, Music Group Does your Club have a Risk Management policy? Yes 23 Don't know 4 Is your club successful in attracting new members? Yes 20 Committee The majority of respondents were satisfied with the management committee. 8 had been a committee member and 15 had not Would you accept a position if nominated? Yes 8 No 11 Maybe 3 Have you been involved in other areas of the club? Yes 10 No 2 Would you be prepared to take on a task if asked? Yes 11 Depends on task 2 By these results we have a viable, healthy happy club and plenty to keep us occupied if we want to be! Take care and keep well Libby Jones NAME BADGES Make yourself known to our new members who have a red star on their badge. Our First Aid Officers have a green background. PROBUS NEWS Issue No 135 September 2014 INSIDE THIS ISSUE Fellowship Lunch 2 Memb’ship & Welfare 2 Speakers 2 Club Activities 2 Monthly BBQ 3 Club Administration & Activity Group Ldrs 6 Tea Roster 6 Calendar 7 Probus Reg No. 58457 Established June 2003 Sponsored by Rotary Club of Manningham Probus Accreditation 2219 Monthly Newsletter of the Probus Club of Templestowe Valley Inc. (Reg. AOO45497C) PO Box 518 Bulleen 3105 Email: [email protected] Website:www.templestowevalleyprobus.org.au PRESIDENT’S REPORT Haere mai, especially to those of us who are not as well as we could be, we look forward to your speedy recovery and return to active Club life. Our intrepid Cape York adventurers have returned and it was interesting to receive progress reports from Doug Hayne whenever his iPad was in range the digital age is a wondrous time to be in for information exchange. Other of our travellers who escaped Melbourne’s winter have also returned from sunnier climes while others will be getting ready to depart for the September/October school holidays we are a mobile Club! Registration for our Christmas festivities on Monday December 8 has opened and we look forward to as many of you as possible getting in early and making your booking. Our Emergency Co-ordinators and I will be attending a training session on Monday September 15 for emergencies that may occur at the Ajani Centre and it will be interesting to see how we have been managing so far. We are also looking to see when we might be able to fit in a presentation at one of our monthly meetings by Ambulance Victoria on the recognition and management of medical emergencies in the community. Penultimately and by no means least importantly, I am sure those of you who are interested in World sport will have noted that New Zealand has retained the Bledisloe Cup for the 12 th successive year with a record win over Australia at Eden Park. The rugby world remains in the equilibrium it should be in !! Until next month, Hare Ra and remember that the Government is like a baby’s alimentary canal - an happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other ! Craig Lukeman Privacy Disclaimer The information in this document is confidential and is intended only for the use of the above members. In certain cases it is legally privileged. If you are not the intended recipient, any distribution or duplication of this document is prohibited. If you have received this document in error, please advise immediately by return email. VALE Ray Lawley 30/08/2014 Ray and Esme Lawley, formerly from the Preston area, have been residents of Manningham for 49 years. They have two sons, Blair who lives in New Zealand and Julian. Ray was an electrician and was involved with the design of the electrical wiring of the Art Centre. For some time, Ray was the leader of the Probus Club Genealogy and was also an active member of our bike riding group. Our deepest condolences to Esme and family

Transcript of PROBUS NEWS · New Zealand has retained the Bledisloe Cup for the 12th successive year with a...

  • Pleeeeeeassssse

    As a courtesy to our

    speaker & other

    members please turn

    off your mobile

    phone or set to

    ‘silent’ during our

    meetings.

    SECRETARY’S REPORT

    Many thanks to the 27 people who completed the Health Check Survey, the results are as follows:- The results, as we expected, were positive and people are satisfied with the Club and how it is being run. All were happy with the price and standard of food and drink at the meetings. All found the venue accessible and rated the overall satisfaction with the club. Excellent 22 Very good 5 Good 1

    27 thought the Guest Speaker program well organised and varied, and the speakers were:- Excellent 19 Good 8 All replied that the club meetings were efficiently run, informative and fun.

    The Active Retirees Magazine was rated:- Excellent 1 Good 11, Fair 6 Poor 2 Comments regarding the magazine were:- less advertising; more information about PSPL reform group; and provide more useful information.

    Does your Club have Cliques in the seating arrangements? Yes 7 No 7 Sometimes 10

    Activities Do you participate in outings and tours organized by the club?

    Often 15 Occasionally 11 Never 1 Short or long stay tours? Short 12 Long 5 Either 3 Suggestions for tour destinations:- Lord Howe Island, Blue Mountains, Wilsons Promontory, Kangeroo Island Do you participate in day trips? Regularly 9 Occasionally 12 Never 4 Are you involved in any club interest groups? Yes 27 Are there any groups you would like started? Bowls, Tennis, Music Group Does your Club have a Risk Management policy? Yes 23 Don't know 4 Is your club successful in attracting new members? Yes 20

    Committee The majority of respondents were satisfied with the management committee. 8 had been a committee member and 15 had not Would you accept a position if nominated? Yes 8 No 11 Maybe 3 Have you been involved in other areas of the club? Yes 10 No 2 Would you be prepared to take on a task if asked? Yes 11 Depends on task 2 By these results we have a viable, healthy happy club and plenty to keep us occupied if we want to be! Take care and keep well Libby Jones

    NAME BADGES

    Make yourself

    known to our new

    members who have a

    red star on their

    badge.

    Our First Aid Officers have a green

    background.

    PROBUS NEWS Issue No 135 September 2014

    INSIDE THIS ISSUE

    Fellowship Lunch 2

    Memb’ship & Welfare 2

    Speakers 2

    Club Activities 2

    Monthly BBQ 3

    Club Administration & Activity Group Ldrs 6 Tea Roster 6

    Calendar 7

    Probus Reg No. 58457 Established June 2003

    Sponsored by Rotary Club of Manningham

    Probus Accreditation 2219

    Monthly Newsletter of the Probus Club of Templestowe Valley Inc.

    (Reg. AOO45497C)

    PO Box 518 Bulleen 3105

    Email: [email protected]

    Website:www.templestowevalleyprobus.org.au

    PRESIDENT’S REPORT

    Haere mai, especially to those of us who are not as well as we could be, we look forward to your speedy recovery and return to active Club life.

    Our intrepid Cape York adventurers have returned and it was interesting to receive progress reports from Doug Hayne whenever his iPad was in range – the digital age is a wondrous time to be in for information exchange.

    Other of our travellers who escaped Melbourne’s winter have also returned from sunnier climes while others will be getting ready to depart for the September/October school holidays – we are a mobile Club!

    Registration for our Christmas festivities on Monday December 8 has opened and we look forward to as many of you as possible getting in early and making your booking.

    Our Emergency Co-ordinators and I will be attending a training session on Monday September 15 for emergencies that may occur at the Ajani Centre and it will be interesting to see how we have been managing so far. We are also looking to see when we might be able to fit in a presentation at one of our monthly meetings by Ambulance Victoria on the recognition and management of medical emergencies in the community.

    Penultimately and by no means least importantly, I am sure those of you who are interested in World sport will have noted that New Zealand has retained the Bledisloe Cup for the 12

    th successive year with a record win

    over Australia at Eden Park. The rugby world remains in the equilibrium it should be in !!

    Until next month, Hare Ra and remember that the Government is like a baby’s alimentary canal - an happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other !

    Craig Lukeman

    Privacy Disclaimer The information in this document is confidential and is intended only for the use of the above members. In certain cases it is legally privileged. If you are not the intended recipient, any distribution or duplication of this document is prohibited. If you have received this document in error, please advise immediately by return email.

    VALE Ray Lawley 30/08/2014 Ray and Esme Lawley, formerly from the Preston area, have been residents of Manningham for 49 years. They have two sons, Blair who lives in New Zealand and Julian. Ray was an electrician and was involved with the design of the electrical wiring of the Art Centre. For some time, Ray was the leader of the Probus Club Genealogy and was also an active member of our bike riding group. Our deepest condolences to Esme and family

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  • PROBUS NEWS September 2014 Page 2

    Especially to

    our 1934 and

    1944 ers

    turning a BIG

    “ZERO” this

    year.

    Paying for Events

    Just a reminder

    that when paying

    for events, could

    the EXACT

    amount be placed

    in a named

    envelope together

    with the event

    name on the front.

    This makes it so

    much easier for

    those collecting &

    receipting the

    money and the

    whole process is

    done so much

    more efficiently

    too. Thank You.

    WANTED

    Old reading glasses, trial size

    shampoo, conditioners and

    body lotion.

    Peter Mac Hospital Supporters can use these for patients. Please leave on

    Front Desk for Craft Group.

    September Birthdays

    Ray Cooper, Claire Douglas, Lesly Empey, Jan Hammond, Elizabeth Jones, Ken Joseph, Anne Lukeman, Patricia McInerney, Wilma Pontefract, Val Reid, Jan Shinners, Maurelle Thompson *********************************************************

    SPEAKERS

    Sep 8: Graeme Robin is to talk

    about his travels in the Northern Hemisphere in his trusty Fiat. Oct 13: John Litchfield from Mypalette will talk

    about services available to help people stay in their home. Nov 10: Mollie Sasson to talk on ‘My life and

    ASIO’

    John Reid

    MEMBERSHIP & WELFARE

    Registering at the Door.

    Please remember to register at the door

    when entering the Hall before going to any

    activity table. Don't forget to let the door

    people know if you are leaving the meeting

    early. This will be marked on the roll and, in

    case of an emergency and the Hall is

    evacuated, the roll will be needed to account

    for everyone.

    Do not forget to wear your name badge as

    this makes the registering process easier for

    those on the door. New members have a red

    star on their name badges so please make

    these people feel welcome. If you are unable

    to attend a meeting please contact me on

    9841 5512 or have someone pass on your

    apologies. Please do not phone Jenny

    Morcom. Also contact me concerning

    anyone who is not well or who needs a lift to

    meetings.

    Laurine Eames

    Events Approved at July Committee Meeting

    The Management Committee approved of the following items E. Hayne Tramboat cruise 10.12.2014 Docklands 4.45pm J. Baker Strictly Ballroom 27.5.2015 Her Majesty's Theatre 1pm E. Hayne Blue Ribbon Foundation 18.9.2014 Scotch College Hawthorn 7pm

    NEW MEMBER

    A new member, Jan Bartlett, will be inducted at the September Club meeting. Please welcome Jan and get to know her at our fellowship break. Laurine Eames

    CLUB ACTIVITIES

    BIKE RIDING GROUP

    Sept 3 Bundoora Ring Rd Mel 10 A9 Sept 17 Lwr Plenty Hotel Mel 21 A9 Oct 1 Banksia Park M32 D5 Oct 15 Edna Crt M63 G3 Oct 29 Finns Reserve M33 B4 John Hudgson

    BOOK READING

    Did you know that "BEARBRASS" was the original name of Melbourne in 1835? Bearbrass, the Title of the book by Robyn Annear, we read last, describes the life in early Melbourne in a humorous way. Helga Braun

    CRAFT GROUP

    CRAFT RESUMES

    DATE Tuesday 16th. Sept 2014

    VENUE Elaine Haynes - 30 Pinehill Rd. Doncaster 9841 8645

    TIME 10am - 12noon approx.

    Craft is back in production!! great things to organize - coming along to be part of the ongoing fun.

    Yvonne Boyall

    FINE DINING The club would like to welcome Anne Lukeman as the new leader of the Fine Dining Group.

    Fine Dining is a good way of Members getting to

    know each other a little better.

    Leaders please return your slips to me with details

    of where and when they attended and a comment

    on the food and service, so that this can be

    entered in the Events Register. See me if you

    wish your name to be added to our list of diners.

    Group 1 Group 2

    David & Jeni Moodie

    (Leaders)

    Anne Doull

    (Leader)

    Marion & Terry

    Cummins

    Bev Wignall, Pat &

    Keith Marsh

    Sue Hudson &

    Dawn Pratley

    Helga Braun & Gerhard

    Klimer

    Anne Lukeman

    BOOK SWAP DO YOU Like reading? WHY NOT borrow a book FROM OUR BOOK SWAP. come nice and early and browse through our books in the area at the side of the hall. Pat Edwards looks after our Book Swap.

    Bike Riding every 1st & 3rd week (Wed)

    Starts @ 10.00am. Everyone welcome.

    NEXT MEETING

    Our next meeting will be on Monday 8th

    September 2014, and will be held in the Ajani

    Centre, 284 Thompsons Road, Lower

    Templestowe. The hall will be open for activity

    bookings from 9.00am. The meeting will

    commence at 9.45am.

    FELLOWSHIP LUNCH

    Lunch will be at Doncaster Hotel, Doncaster Road,

    Doncaster

  • EVENTS, TRIPS & OUTINGS

    Morning Melodies - Yarra Valley Country Club (Free)

    First Thursday of each month - 10am Morning Tea - Show at 11am. Thursday 4th September – Gavin Ladell - Singer/Guitarist Thursday 2nd October Gabriel Parvo – Singer

    BBQ at Birrarung (4th Sunday)

    BYO Everything Sunday 28

    th September 12noon

    Visit to The Victorian Jazz Archive Tue 2nd Sept

    At Koomba Park – 15 Mountain Highway Wantirna. Mel 63 C8 10.30am tour then Lunch with a band playing – 40 mins. $25.00 – Lunch consists of Sandwiches- Savouries – Pastries-Scones Sweet treats – Cakes and Slices. Tea and Coffee. Note: Five Tickets now available – Ring Elaine to

    book for these tickets.

    Blue Ribbon Foundation Thursday 18th Sept – 7pm Sharp- own arrangements –

    Phone 95558000 “The Inside Story of The Year 2014”. See the brochure at the meeting Scotch College – Geoffrey McComas Theatre. Cost $35.00 Enter at Entrance 2 – 1 Morrison St., Hawthorn Mel 59 B1

    Events for expressions of interest

    Please add your name to the expressions of interest lists at the rear of the hall at the meeting for the following outings

    Kevin Heinz Garden Centre –Monday 22nd Sept at 39

    Weatherby Rd Doncaster–Free. Meet there at 10 am.

    Beans and Bagels - Sold Out

    Presentation about coffee. $15.00 including lunch. 27th October at 121 Johnston St Fitzroy – Max 20 people a few tickets left. Book at the meeting.

    Restaurant – Eltham College.

    Tuesday 28th October - 6.30pm. 3 course dinner $20.00 - drinks extra. Put your name on expressions of interest at meeting.

    Elaine Hayne & Helen Armstrong

    ENTERTAINERS

    We meet every 4th Tuesday at the scout hall at 1.pm. & the singing is usually on the 1st Monday of the Month at 7 pm at Wilma’s.

    Everything is on track for more great entertainment in 2014.

    There is lots of enthusiasm within the group and we are all looking forward to having lots of fun at rehearsals.

    New members always welcome Contact Marg 93411958 or Wilma. 98501905

    Marg Campbell & Wilma Pontefract

    GAMES

    CRAZY WHIST NIGHT WEDNESDAY, 10TH SEPTEMBER @ 7.30 pm Old Uniting Church, Templestowe $3.00 per head Bring a SMALL plate of supper Wonderous prizes

    Marion Cummins

    Next BBQ at

    Birrarung Park

    on Sunday

    27 July

    Time 12noon

    BYO food &

    drink.

    NEWSLETTERS

    Have you

    missed out

    on receiving

    one of our

    newsletters?

    If you have a

    computer,

    jump onto

    our web page

    & read your

    copy or ask a

    friend to help

    you.

    Newsletters

    will no

    longer be

    posted to

    members

    with email.

    c

    o

    n

    t

    PROFILES AND

    PHOTOS ARE

    NEEDED

    Please talk to

    Jenny Morcom

    for more

    information.

    GARDEN GROUP

    The Garden Group will resume on Thursday 11th. September when we will visit The Australian Botanical Gardens at Cranbourne. It is some time since we visited these unique gardens and I believe there has been a lot more development since our last visit. If you would like to join us, please add your name to the list. We will car pool as usual, if you need a ride look down the list to see if there is anyone you know going; if not, please speak to me and I will help organise a ride for you. Entry is now free and there is a cafe on site for us to have lunch or a coffee Drivers, please plan to be at the gardens at about 11am. I will arrange for a guided tour, so try to be on time. Hope you can join us, New members will be made very welcome.

    Faye Williams GENEALOGY

    Greetings all..!

    The next Genealogy meeting will be held on Tuesday, 9 September,10am to 12 noon in the MC2 Family History room, Level 1, Manningham Library, Doncaster Road, Doncaster.

    Thank you to Verity Moore for her assistance at the August meeting.

    Pam is still navigating her way through the United Kingdom, exploring and making contact with distant relatives. We look forward to hearing about her experiences.

    Pamela Brown & Pat Marsh

    GETAWAY GROUP

    Thank you for your interest in our next trip Canberra & Snowy Mountains in March 2015 There will be details of accommodation and program at the October meeting when I return from holidays.

    Lyn Hudgson

    GOLF

    Winter for golfers is a very hit and miss affair, what with ill health and expensive trips, our numbers are depleted, but we press on.

    We now look forward to our Spring Cup in October which will be discussed at this months meeting and also the Friday August comps on the 8th and the 22nd.

    I think I can forget the Demons again this year.

    Keep your head down. John Mugridge

    INVESTMENT GROUP

    The next Meeting is on Tuesday 23 September, 2014 at 7.30 PM, at the “BATCH”, Thompsons Road. Lorraine Cooper has been able to secure the services of “Mr Robert Brain” as our “Guest Speaker” at this Meeting. Robert has had many years experience relative to all aspects of the “Stock Market”. SO DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS OPPORTUNITY TO HEAR ROBERT !!!

    Bob Anderson

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  • THEATRE

    Crazy for You: Whitehorse Centre, Sunday, 12

    th October at 2pm.

    Please collect your tickets at our September meeting. CATS: - Whitehorse Centre, Saturday 25

    th October at

    8pm. Please collect your tickets at our September meeting. Les Miserables: Her Majesty’s Theatre, Wednesday 5

    th November 2014 at 1pm, cost of $60.50.

    SOLD OUT - Please pay at our September meeting. Fawlty Towers: Lilydale Athenaeum Theatre, Sunday 9

    th November at 2pm tickets $20.00

    One ticket left - Please pay for your tickets at the September meeting. Strictly Ballroom: Her Majesty’s Theatre, Wednesday 27

    th May 2015 at 1pm tickets $75.50.

    SOLD OUT - Pay at our March 2015 club meeting.

    Lois Mason & Judy Baker

    WALKING GROUP .

    10 Sept Gentle Green Gully Mel 34 C7 Start & finish at Jenkins Park, (Please note there are no toilets) Shakespeare Dve, (Nearest facilities are at Beasley’s Templestowe Nursery or Currawong Bush Park.) BYO Morning Tea

    24 Sept Blackburn Lake Mel 48 A10 Central Road, Blackburn BYO Morning Tea

    Rhys Jones & Bev Wignall

    In a pub, Harry the car dealer was trying to flog a heap of junk parked outside to a Chinese student.

    “It’s a reliable car,” said Harry. “It’s yours for five hundred dollars, but if you have the cash I will take 20% off.”

    The student was too shrewd to admit he didn’t understand the discount and said he would think it over.

    When he got the chance, he asked the barmaid quietly, “If I gave you five hundred dollars, how much you take off?”

    “Everything except my earrings, honey. No worries.”

    PROBUS NEWS September 2014 Page 4

    SSSSSSNEWSS NEWSpage 3 MOVIE CLUB

    On Thursday 18th,The Hundred Foot Journey starring Helen Mirrenwill be screened. The movie will be at Village Cinema, Shoppingtown, meet at 9.30am for a 10am start. Please say Manningham Boomers Club to obtain your ticket at a reduced rate. Bring your Village movie card to be swiped and gain a free movie after 10 visits. Also get your parking ticket validated to enjoy the movie. After the movie, we enjoy a coffee and a chat together. We would like to see some new members at our movie session. Merrill Smead

    NEW SKILLS

    CROCHETING Wednesday 10

    th September at 1.30pm

    At Dawn’s, 14 David Rd, Templestowe Lower Please come along to learn how to crochet or refresh old skills or just come along for a chat.

    Dawn Anderson

    PHOTOGRAPHY

    Tuesday, 9th September (Day after the

    meeting) 7.30 at Hayne’s, Pine Hill Drive. Bring some holiday images to discuss with us Also with our 2014 theme – movement.

    Doug Hayne

    SCRAPBOOKING

    The next scrapbooking workshop will be held on Monday 22nd September at 10.00 a.m. The venue to be determined. All welcome Verity Moore

    HI THERE FRIENDS, THIS REALLY WORKS. GET OUT YOUR CALCULATOR FIRST

    This is one for you mathematicians THIS WORKS, HOW I DO NOT KNOW !

    "Your Phone number will reveal your Age. I do not know who discovered this? Really accurate.

    It will take about 15 seconds, read and do it at the same time so that you will not lose the fun.

    [1] Take a look at your last digit of your cell phone number

    [2] Use this figure and multiply by 2

    [3] Then add 5

    [4] And then multiply by 50

    [5] And then add the number 1764

    [6] The last step; with this number, subtract your birth year. Now you see a three-digit number. The first digit is the last digit of your phone number, the next digits is your actual age for this year! Surprising? Let's go out to spread the joy! This is a very interesting math problem, really accurate.

    Very magical, feel free to share with everyone.

    Do not believe? Try it..."

    GOLF cont’d

    GOLF GETAWAY – BRIGHT 6th

    – 8th

    April 2014 Deposit of $50 per person due January meeting Golfers $240 per person twin share Non golfers - $180 per person twin share Staying High Country Motor Inn See notice board. Lyn Crosbie

    Every 2nd

    & 4th Wednesday-No Cost but always

    bring change for a coffee if not advertised as BYO. No booking or apologies, just check venues in newsletter or collect a notice at our meetings. Starts 9.30am. All welcome to attend.

    Please add your name to PINK booking list for any of the following shows at our

    meetings.

    MOVIE CLUB

    Our last movie for the year is 'American Hustle' on Thursday, 19th December. Meet at 9.30am for 10am start. Please say Manningham Boomers Club to obtain your movie at a reduced price. Also get your parking ticket validated to enjoy the movie. Bring your Village movie card to be swiped and gain a free movie after 9 visits. After this screening at 12.30pm there will be a complimentary afternoon tea of scones with jam and cream to celebrate the previous 12 months of films and give feedback on the movies. Mystery Movies will commence again in January. Thank you to all the members who have supported

    the Movie groups throughout the year.

    Merrill Smead

    NEW SKILLS GROUP

    CROCHETING WEDNESDAY 11

    TH DECEMBER AT 1.30pm

    At Dawn Anderson’s 14 David Rd, Lower Templestowe Come along and enjoy our last afternoon of crocheting for the year. We will be making some Christmas snowflakes/stars so if you have any crocheting cotton, please bring it along.

    2014 NEW SKILLS MOSAIC WORKSHOP TUESDAY 4

    TH FEBRUARY AT 9.30 AM

    SCOUT HALL, FINNS RESERVE

    Jan Hammond has kindly offered to run a hands-on Mosaic Workshop for us and we can take home the item we make. There will be photos and some pieces of Jan’s mosaics on show again at the January meeting. You can still place your names on the list at the January Meeting. There will be a cost of approximately $5-$8 for materials and $3-$4 for the hire of the hall. Save any broken china or tiles you may have (floral, plain etc.) If anyone has any other ideas for New Skills for 2014, please let me know.

    Merry Christmas to all Dawn Anderson

    PHOTOGRAPHY

    Break up at 30 Pine Hill Drive Doncaster East Tuesday 10

    th December 6pm

    Members interested in joining us in 2014 are welcome. Doug Hayne

  • The Tourist Prayer

    Heavenly Father, look down on us, Your humble and obedient servants, who are doomed to travel this earth taking photographs, buying souvenirs and walking in drip-dry underwear. We beseech you, O Lord, to see that our plane is not high-jacked, our luggage is not lost and our overweight baggage goes unnoticed. Protect us against unscrupulous taxi drivers and unlicensed English speaking guides.

    Give us this day Divine Guidance in the selection of our hotel that we may find our reservations honoured and our beds made up. We pray that the telephones work and the operators speak our tongue. Lead us, O Lord, to good inexpensive restaurants where the food is superb, the waiters friendly and the wine is included in the price of the meal.

    Give us the wisdom to tip correctly in currency we do not understand. Forgive us for under tipping out of ignorance and over tipping out of fear. Make the natives love us for what we are and not what we can contribute to their worldly wealth. Grant us the strength to visit the museums, cathedrals, palaces and castles listed as a must in the guide books. If we skip an historic monument to take a nap after lunch, have mercy on us as our flesh is weak.

    And when our journey is over and we return to our loved ones, grant us the favour of finding someone who will look at our home movies or photos and listen to our stories so that our lives as tourists will not have been in vain.

    AMEN ps. The Prayer must have worked, we had a great time. Ellen Boyd

    All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.

    How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

    If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

    My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

    Why do psychics have to ask you for your name.

    If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

    A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

    PROBUS NEWS September 2014 Page 5

    Preachers and a Bear A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher and a Rabbi all served as Chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University at Marquette in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan . They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop. One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard, a real challenge would be to preach to a bear. One thing led to another, and they decided to do an experiment. They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it to their religion. Seven days later, they all came together to discuss their experiences. Father Flannery, who had his arm in a sling, was on crutches, and had various bandages on his body and limbs, went first. 'Well,' he said, 'I went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him, I began to read to him from the Catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle as a lamb. The Bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion and confirmation.' Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, had one arm and both legs in casts, and had an IV drip. In his best fire-and-brimstone oratory, he exclaimed, 'WELL, brothers, you KNOW that we Baptists don't sprinkle! I went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me. So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another until we came to a creek. So I quickly DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus. Hallelujah!' The Priest and the Reverend both looked down at the Rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and traction, with IVs and monitors running in and out of him. He was in really bad shape. The Rabbi looked up and said: "Looking back on it, circumcision may not have been the best way to start." ********************** ******************************************** OCCUPATION IN RETIREMENT The importance of an occupation after retirement

    As we get older we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to "make a difference" in the world. It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable achievements of other "seniors" who have found the courage to take on challenges that would make many of us wither.

    Harold Schlumberg is such a person:

    THIS IS QUOTED FROM HAROLD:

    "I've often been asked 'What do you do now that you're retired?' Well...I'm fortunate to have a chemical engineering background and one of the things I enjoy most is converting beer, wine and whisky into urine. It's rewarding, uplifting, satisfying and fulfilling. I do it every day and I really enjoy it."

    Harold is an inspiration to us all.

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    CLUB CONTACTS

    President: [email protected]

    Secretary: [email protected]

    Newsletter: [email protected]

    Publicity: [email protected]

    Webmaster: [email protected]

    Web Site: http://www.templestowevalleyprobus.org.au

    Postal Address is PO Box 518 Bulleen 3105 Please use this address for all club correspondence.

    PROBUS NEWS September 2014 Page 6

    ACTIVITY GROUP LEADERS

    Leader: Alan Baker 9850 5641

    Bike Riding John Hudgson 9844 0662 M: 0488 719 889

    Book Reading Helga Braun 9850 2144

    Book Swap Pat Edwards 9848 7389

    Craft Yvonne Boyall 9841 6295 M: 0409 581 953

    Entertainers Marg Campbell 9431 1958 M: 0402 273 094

    Events, Trips & Outings

    Elaine Hayne 9841 8645 M: 0407 778 644

    Fine Dining Anne Lukeman 9850 3755

    Games Marion Cummins 9850 5852 M: 0402 062 961

    Garden Faye Williams 9899 0640

    Genealogy Pamela Brown 9846 2226 M: 0423 202 716

    Pat Marsh 9842 3247 M: 0434 625 058

    Getaway Group Lyn Hudgson 9844 0662 M: 0400 961 223

    Golf John Mugridge 9841 9005

    Investment Group Bob Anderson 9850 4082 M: 0400 813 827

    Movie Group Merrill Smead 9848 6398 M: 0407 776 749

    New Skills Group Dawn Anderson 9850 4082

    Photography Doug Hayne 9841 8645 M: 0407 778 634

    Scrapbooking Verity Moore 5986 8840 M: 0409 188 786

    Theatre Lois Mason 9898 7411

    Judy Baker 9850 5641

    Walking Group Rhys Jones 9846 1648 M: 0481 319 102

    Beverley Wignall 8060 8939 M: 0438 594 580

    YOUR COMMITTEE 2014/2015

    President: Craig Lukeman - Ph: 9850 3755;

    Mobile: 0417 123 354. [email protected]

    Vice President: Wendy Fishley - Ph: 9848 3749.

    [email protected]

    Past President: Ellen Boyd - Ph: 9841 5955;

    Mobile: 0412 539 402. [email protected]

    Secretary, Libby Jones – Ph: 9846 1648;

    Mobile: 0413 331 648. [email protected]

    Assistant Secretary/Publicity: Jenny Morcom -

    Ph: 9850 7274; Mobile 0419 554 409. [email protected]

    Treasurer: David Moodie – Ph: 9841 4554;

    Mobile 0403 158 811. [email protected]

    Activities: Alan Baker - Ph: 9850 5641.

    [email protected]

    Newsletter: Phil Mithen – Ph: 8803 4230;

    Mobile: 0419 850 037. [email protected]

    Speakers: John Reid – Ph: 9850 3161.

    [email protected]

    Welfare & Membership: Laurine Eames – Ph: 9841 5512. [email protected]

    EDITOR’S NOTES

    Please continue to send items to [email protected], and if possible remember that the font we

    use is Arial, size 9. The deadline for the October Newsletter is Friday 3 October, although anyone wanting to send in

    material before that date is welcome to do so. This edition of the newsletter has been printed at the electorate office of Nick

    Kotsiras, Member for Bulleen. When I receive material via email, I will acknowledge receipt as I open it. If an activity is not

    updated by the convenor, it will disappear. The Newsletter is usually printed gratis and the deadline timeframe is not

    negotiable. If anyone has general interest material that can be used to fill in reasonable sized spaces in the newsletter, please

    forward it to me and I will hold it in an emergency folder.

    Phil Mithen

    CLUB CONTACTS

    President: [email protected]

    Secretary: [email protected]

    Newsletter: [email protected]

    Publicity: [email protected]

    Webmaster: [email protected]

    Web Site: http://www.templestowevalleyprobus.org.au

    Postal Address is PO Box 518 Bulleen 3105

    Please use this address for all club correspondence.

    TEA ROSTER

    The tea roster does not obligate anyone; it is just a guide to

    help spread the load. Supplies are arranged. You need to

    be at the hall at around 9.00am to set up and help serve

    during Fellowship then clean up afterwards. Please bring

    two tea towels to dry the dishes. There is an A4 sheet

    headed “Fellowship Tea Roster Duties” in the box with the

    tea and coffee, explaining what has to be done. If you are

    physically unable to carry out the roster duties, please let

    us know and we will take your name off the list. If you are

    unable to attend on your rostered day, please phone Adrian

    or Anne.

    September Les and Maurelle Thompson

    October Guy Tuddenham and Jeanne Ellis

    November Ray and Pam Walker

    Adrian Eltringham Ph: 9850 2187

    Anne Lukeman Ph: 9850 3755

    CLUB ADMINISTRATION

    OUR FIRST AIDERS

    Carole English Jeni Moodie

    Merrill Smead

    For easy identification, our First Aiders have a Green

    Cross on their name badges.

    EMERGENCY CO-ORDINATORS

    Bob Anderson Ray Cooper

    Daryl Knight

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  • JUNE

    Wed 4 Jun Bike Riding – Sandridge Beach (Mel 56 G3) 10.00am John Hudgson

    Thur 5 Jun Outings – Morning Melodies – Gabriel Parbo 10.00am Elaine Hayne

    Sun 8 Jun Entertainers – Performers Group (Jones’s Home) 4.30pm Margaret Campbell

    Mon 9 Jun Fellowship Meeting – Lunch (Box Hill RSL) 9.45am The President

    Tues 10 Jun Genealogy – MC Square, Doncaster Library 10.00am Pam Brown /Pat Marsh

    Tues 10 Jun Photography 7.30pm Doug Hayne

    Wed 11 Jun Walking – Ruffey Lake Park 9.30am Rhys Jones/Bev Wignall

    Wed 11 Jun New Skills – Crotcheting – at Dawn’s 1.30pm Dawn Anderson

    Fri 13 Jun Golf - Freeway John Mugridge

    Tues 17 Jun Book Reading Helga Braun

    Tues 17 Jun Craft (At Elaine Hayne’s) 10am-12noon Yvonne Boyall

    Wed 18 Jun Bike Riding – Gardiners Creek (Mel 47 G11) 10.00am John Hudgson

    Thur 19 Jun Movie - 'The Fault In Our Stars' 9.30am Merrill Smead

    Sun 22 Jun BBQ – Birrarung Park 12noon Elaine Hayne

    Tues 24 Jun Entertainers – Acting & Dancing Group 1.00pm Margaret Campbell

    Tues 24 Jun Investment 7.30pm Bob Anderson

    Fri 27 Jun Golf - Freeway John Mugridge

    Wed 25 Jun Walking – Blackburn Lake 9.30am Rhys Jones/Bev Wignall

    Wed 25 Jun Games – Canasta and 500 Night 7.30pm Marion Cummins

    JULY

    Tues 1 Jul Theatre – The King and I (Princess Theatre) 1.00pm Judy Baker/Lois Mason

    Tues 1 Jul New Skills – Cooking with Marion – at Marion’s 1.30pm Dawn Anderson

    Wed 2 Jul Bike Riding – Banksia Park (Mel 32 B5) 10.00am John Hudgson

    Thur 3 Jun Outings – Morning Melodies – Brendon Scott 10.00am Elaine Hayne

    Fri 4 Jul Newsletter deadline (July Newsletter) 6.00pm Phil Mithen

    Mon 7 Jul Singers – Practice at Wilma’s 7.00pm Wilma Pontefract

    Tues 8 Jul Genealogy – 10.00am Pam Brown /Pat Marsh

    Fri 11 Jul Golf - Freeway John Mugridge

    Wed 9 Jul Walking 9.30am Rhys Jones/Bev Wignall

    Mon 14 Jul Fellowship Meeting – Lunch & Bush Band 9.45am The President

    Tues 15 Jul Book Reading Helga Braun

    Tues 15 Jul Photography 7.30pm Doug Hayne

    Wed 16 Jul Bike Riding – Finns Reserve (Mel 33 B4) 10.00am John Hudgson

    Thur 17 Jul Movie - ‘Dawn of the planet of apes’ 9.30am Merrill Smead

    Tues 22 Jul Entertainers – Acting & Dancing Group 1.00pm Margaret Campbell

    Tues 22 Jul Theatre – The King and I (Princess Theatre) 1.00pm Judy Baker/Lois Mason

    Tues 22 Jul Investment 7.30pm Bob Anderson

    Fri 25 Jul Golf - Freeway John Mugridge

    Wed 23 Jul Walking 9.30am Rhys Jones/Bev Wignall

    August

    Fri 1 Aug Newsletter deadline (August Newsletter) 6.00pm Phil Mithen

    Mon 4 Aug Singers – Practice at Wilma’s 7.00pm Wilma Pontefract

    Wed 6 Aug Bike Riding – Banksia Park (Mel 32 B5) 10.00am John Hudgson

    Mon 11 Aug Fellowship Meeting – Lunch 9.45am The President

    Tues 12 Aug Genealogy – 10.00am Pam Brown /Pat Marsh

    Fri 8 Aug Golf - Freeway John Mugridge

    Wed 13 Aug Walking 9.30am Rhys Jones/Bev Wignall

    Tues 19 Aug Book Reading Helga Braun

    Thur 21 Aug Movie – ‘Mrs Brown’s Boyz’ 9.30am Merrill Smead

    Fri 22 Aug Golf - Freeway John Mugridge

    Sun 24 Aug Theatre – The Rise and Fall of Little Voice 2.00pm Judy Baker/Lois Mason

    Tues 26 Aug Entertainers – Acting & Dancing Group 1.00pm Margaret Campbell

    Tues 26 Aug Investment 7.30pm Bob Anderson

    Wed 27 Aug Walking 9.30am Rhys Jones/Bev Wignall

    Fri 29 Aug Newsletter deadline (September Newsletter) 6.00pm Phil Mithen

    September

    Tues 2 Sept Events – The Victorian Jazz Archive 10.30am Elaine Hayne

    November

    Wed 5 Nov Theatre – ‘Les Miserables’ (Her Majesty’s Theatre) 1.00pm Judy Baker/Lois Mason

    PROBUS NEWS September 2014 Page 7

    September

    Wed 3 Sept Bike Riding – Bundoora Ring Rd (Mel 10 A9) 10.00am John Hudgson

    Thur 4 Sept Events – Morning Melodies (Gavin Ladell–Singer-Guitarist) 10.00am,11.00am Elaine Hayne

    Fri 5 Sept Golf - Freeway John Mugridge

    Mon 8 Sept Fellowship Meeting – Lunch 9.45am The President

    Tues 9 Sept Genealogy – 10.00am Pam Brown /Pat Marsh

    Tues 9 Sept Photography 7.30pm Doug Hayne

    Wed 10 Sept Walking - Gentle Green Gully Mel 34 C7 9.30am Rhys Jones/Bev Wignall

    Wed 10 Sept New Skills – Crotcheting (Dawn Anderson’s) 1.30pm Dawn Anderson

    Wed 10 Sept Games – Crazy Whist Night 7.30pm Marion Cummins

    Thur 11 Sept Gardens – Botanical Gardens Cranbourne 11.00am Faye Williams

    Tues 16 Sept Craft Group – Elaine Hayne’s 10.00am Yvonne Boyall

    Tues 16 Sept Book Reading Helga Braun

    Wed 17 Sept Bike Riding – Lwr Plenty Hotel (Mel 21 A9) 10.00am John Hudgson

    Thur 18 Sept Movie - The Hundred Foot Journey 9.30am Merrill Smead

    Thur 18 Sept Events – Blue Ribbon Foundation 7.00pm Elaine Hayne

    Fri 19 Sept Golf - Freeway John Mugridge

    Mon 22 Sept Scrapbooking 10.00am Verity Moore

    Mon 22 Sept Events – Kevin Heinz Garden Centre Elaine Hayne

    Tues 23 Sept Investment - Guest Speaker (Mr Robert Brain) 7.30pm Bob Anderson

    Wed 24 Sept Walking - Blackburn Lake Mel 48 A10 9.30am Rhys Jones/Bev Wignall

    Sun 28 Sept BBQ 12noon Elaine Hayne

    October

    Wed 1 Oct Bike Riding – Banksia Park (Mel 32 D5) 10.00am John Hudgson

    Thur 2 Oct Events – Morning Melodies (Gabriel Parvo – Singer) 10.00am,11.00am Elaine Hayne

    Fri 3 Oct Golf - Freeway John Mugridge

    Fri 3 Oct Newsletter deadline (October Newsletter) 6.00pm Phil Mithen

    Wed 8 Oct Walking - 9.30am Rhys Jones/Bev Wignall

    Sun 12 Oct Theatre – Crazy for You 2.00pm Judy Baker/Lois Mason

    Mon 13 Oct Fellowship Meeting – Lunch 9.45am The President

    Tues 14 Oct Genealogy – 10.00am Pam Brown /Pat Marsh

    Wed 15 Oct Bike Riding – Edna Crt (Mel 63 G3) 10.00am John Hudgson

    Sun 19 Oct Golf – BBQ in Birrarung Park 5.30pm John Mugridge

    Mon 20 Oct Golf – Yarra Valley CC John Mugridge

    Tues 21 Oct Golf – Yarra Valley CC John Mugridge

    Tues 21 Oct Book Reading Helga Braun

    Tues 21 Oct Craft Group 10.00am Yvonne Boyall

    Wed 22 Oct Walking - 9.30am Rhys Jones/Bev Wignall

    Sat 25 Oct Theatre – “Cats” (Whitehorse Centre) 8.00pm Judy Baker/Lois Mason

    Mon 27 Oct Events – Beans and Bagels Elaine Hayne

    Tues 28 Oct Events – Swipers Gully Restaurant (Eltham College) 6.30pm Elaine Hayne

    Tues 28 Oct Investment - 7.30pm Bob Anderson

    Wed 29 Oct Bike Riding – Finns Reserve (Mel 33 B4) 10.00am John Hudgson

    Fri 31 Oct Golf - Freeway John Mugridge

    November

    Wed 5 Nov Bike Riding – Eaglemont Tennis Club 10.00am John Hudgson

    Wed 5 Nov Theatre – Les Miserables (Her Majesty’s Theatre) 1.00pm Judy Baker/Lois Mason

    Fri 7 Nov Golf - Freeway John Mugridge

    Sun 9 Nov Theatre – Fawlty Towers (Lilydale Athenaeum Theatre) 2.00pm Judy Baker/Lois Mason

    Tues 11 Nov Genealogy – 10.00am Pam Brown /Pat Marsh

    Mon 17 Nov Events – Morning Melodies – Hamer Hall 1.30pm Elaine Hayne

    Tues 18 Nov Book Reading Helga Braun

    Tues 18 Nov Craft Group 10.00am Yvonne Boyall

    Wed 19 Nov Bike Riding – Fitzsimons Lane 10.00am John Hudgson

    Tues 25 Nov Investment - 7.30pm Bob Anderson

    2015

    May

    Wed 25 May Theatre – Strictly Ballroom 1.00pm Judy Baker/Lois Mason

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