Your family is worried about your internet use.

Think /b/ 4 u click!

There are things on the internet that you don’t want to see.

New report predicts that donkeys will be the next viral sensation.

Your computer-illiterate relatives are responsible for “important” email forwards.

• Tell them how to delete addresses and headings in forwarded emails.

• Tell them to stop using their computers.

• Then, stop speaking to them—for good.

Knowledge, knowledge, everywhere, but not a thought to think. My theory on why people are still so dumb.

Online community or “underground ring”?

• There’s an online community for any activity or interest, no matter how weird, perverted, pointless, and/or illegal it is.

• I’ll tell you how to get involved and how you can send me pics.

What a CAT-astrophe!

An e-mail forwards is more believable if:

• It’s a “personal, eyewitness account”

• IT’S WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS, WITH HUGE FONTS & LOTS OF EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!!!!

• It’s written in magenta, comic-sans with a religious sign off (for inspirational news)

Stand out from the crowd

Google yourself

• “Google” means to search for yourself online, no matter what your “friends” might have told you.