A BIT OF LOCAL HISTORY…

ON THIS SPOT IN 1813,

AND AGAIN IN 1913,

MULTIPLE WITNESSES OBSERVED

A BRIGHT GREEN FLASH STRIKE

THE GROUND BEFORE RETURNING TO

THE NIGHT SKY.

ATTENTION

THIS AREA IS A KNOWN HOTSPOT FOR SPIRITUAL

POSSESSION. IF YOU OBSERVE SIGNS OF

POSSESSION, PLEASE CONTACT THE LOCAL

DISCORDIAN SOCIETY IMMEDIATELY.

SYMPTOMS MAY INCLUDE

• CONFUSION / DEMENTIA

• ALIEN THOUGHTS

• SPEAKING IN UNKNOWN LANGUAGES

• FALSE MEMORIES

• WAKING TRANCE

DID YOU KNOW THAT MANY LATE NIGHT

DINER PATRONS

ARE VAMPIRES?

$350 REWARD FOR ANY CLEAR PHOTOGRAPHS

OF THE “HUDSON HOBGOBLIN”

CONTACT THE DISCORDIAN SOCIETY FOR DETAILS

$350 REWARD FOR FURTHER

EVIDENCE LEADING TO

THE LOCAL VAMPIRE COVEN

CONTACT THE DISCORDIAN SOCIETY FOR DETAILS

BE AWARE THEY ARE WATCHING YOU RIGHT NOW

WATCHING YOU READ THIS SIGN

WATCHING YOU LOOK AROUND

THEY ARE WAITING

BE CAREFUL IF IT BITES YOU

YOU WILL LOSE

YOUR MIND TOO

DID YOU KNOW? NONE OF THE CATS IN THIS TOWN

WERE BORN AS CATS

DAGON CULT MEETS BY THE WATER AT MIDNIGHT

IF YOU HAD THE DREAM

YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND US

CULT WATCH WATCH OUT FOR

RITUAL CULTIST ACTIVITY

JOINING ONE IS THE ONLY ESCAPE

UFO HOTSPOT THERE HAVE BEEN 23+ UFO SIGHTINGS ON THIS

SPOT IN THE LAST 30 DAYS. PLEASE REPORT ANY

UNUSUAL ACTIVITY TO THE LOCAL DISCORDIAN

SOCIETY.

NOTICE THE REPORTS OF PARANORMAL ACTIVITY ARE

UNRELATED TO THE CLICKING SOUND SOMETIMES

HEARD IN THIS AREA

NOTICE PLEASE STOP FILING REPORTS ABOUT PARANORMAL

ACTIVITY. WE ARE AWARE AND IT IS UNDER

CONTROL.