I will strike you with my MIGHTY TRIDENT

The Russians are coming

I say this to you...

Austerity max

Bacon sandwich

Nicola bringing the fucking fierce

Alex Salmond isnt the cunting leader

SLabberin about John Murphy

I agree with Nick

I agree with Birgitte

Something about trees

I dont eat Coco Pops because theyre black

Deficit Dementoring

The Scots are COMING

Wales hugging

HUNG

Decisive indyref result

Let me be clear...

Hard working families

The squeezed middle

Nicola bringing the fucking fierce

Long term economic plan

SLabberin about John Murphy

I agree with Nick

Cost of living crisis

Something about trees

I dont eat Coco Pops because theyre black

Deficit Dementoring

The Scots are COMING

A universal basic income will mean a lot of bad poetry being written, but at least itl be carbon neutral