piesa grecia antica
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The perks of being a god On the highest peak of the Mount Olympus are eating 5 of the most appreciated gods in the whole Greek: Zeus, Afrodita, Atena, Artemis and Hera. Because of the boredom, Zeus started a colloquial chat, in order to sit back after a looooooong day. Zeus: “How was your day, my dear goddesses?” Afrodita(while lightening a cigar): “ Easy peasy lemon squeezy! Just a bunch of photo shoots and a few interviews. Money easy made!” Atena: “You can’t smoke in here, model!” Afrodita: “And why on Earth can’t I smoke in here?” Atena: “You’ll destroy the ozone layer” Afrodita: “Oh, come on! Who came up with this rule?” Hera: “Sleeping beauty, my Earth, my rules! If you don’t agree with them, leave!” Artemis: “ Come on! Don’t you argue again, please!” Zeus: “Ladies, please! Calm down! You are scaring the humans down on the Earth!” Afrodita: “You know what? I’m EXTREMELY done with all of you. I’m leaving! Zeus: “ Dear, please! Sit down!” Artemis(laughing): “That’s the risk of having 70 children, daddy. You can’t control all of them! See you later, I’ve got to go. Kisses!” Hera: “Honey, don’t forget to clean the dishes, please! Love you!” Zeus(while lightening a cigarette): …and the day started off so well… I guess bad habits die hard…”
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The perks of being a god
On the highest peak of the Mount Olympus are eating 5 of the most appreciated gods in the whole Greek: Zeus, Afrodita, Atena, Artemis and Hera. Because of the boredom, Zeus started a colloquial chat, in order to sit back after a looooooong day.Zeus: How was your day, my dear goddesses?Afrodita(while lightening a cigar): Easy peasy lemon squeezy! Just a bunch of photo shoots and a few interviews. Money easy made!Atena: You cant smoke in here, model!Afrodita: And why on Earth cant I smoke in here?Atena: Youll destroy the ozone layerAfrodita: Oh, come on! Who came up with this rule?Hera: Sleeping beauty, my Earth, my rules! If you dont agree with them, leave!Artemis: Come on! Dont you argue again, please!Zeus: Ladies, please! Calm down! You are scaring the humans down on the Earth!Afrodita: You know what? Im EXTREMELY done with all of you. Im leaving!Zeus: Dear, please! Sit down!Artemis(laughing): Thats the risk of having 70 children, daddy. You cant control all of them! See you later, Ive got to go. Kisses!Hera: Honey, dont forget to clean the dishes, please! Love you!Zeus(while lightening a cigarette): and the day started off so well I guess bad habits die hard
