a guide to phan

by me

because you’re gonna need it

yay here goes

idk how to make these butoh well yolo i guess

this is dan this is phil

people ship them idk why

i really don’t know why

i have no idea i promise

sometimes dan looks like this and i understand phil i really do

but sometimes i just wat fil wat

wat

awkward empty space hi

phil is just adorable all the time like

also he has really blue eyes wow

so cuteforever alone in this empty space

can u not

dan says he likes vagina

fyi we don’t believe you

lol no

nopety nope nope nope nope

more awkward empty spacewat

dan also rants about how stupid we are

phil just ignores everything

A+ fil A+ so proud of u

really tho*cough* overreacting *cough*

here fil have a star

this is why we don’t believe u dan

this one needs contextbut oh well

like can u not

pls

hi this is awkward

pinof means phil is not on fire btw

we r big fans of pinof because

phan

also amazing dan is good 2

this page is exceedingly empty

another thing that you should know about is the video-that-shall-not-be-named

*cough* v-day video *cough*

basically phil made this video for dan on valentines day

they say it’s a joke i say don’t watch it don’t ask about it don’t question it

pretend u don’t even know it exists

i’m not even gonna post any screencapsit’s too risky

it’s cute and love-y

but here this chick knows shit phanlentine.tumblr.com

now u know all that here is a brief history for u

basically dan was a phil fangirl – fanboy??? – and they talked over the internet and then they met in manchester on the 19th of october and it is a memorable date

actually phil talks about the day they met in the v-day video but don’t watch it anyway

i suggest watching how to befriend ur favorite internet stars or whatever that vid is actually called

ps if you hear someone talking about 2009 phan they basically mean that in 2009 they were more *ahem* open and dan didn’t rant and shit *sigh*

yay!! you r now officially a phan shipper and ucan go browse the tags and read fanfic and shitalso the fanart is good yes

side note don’t read the skin fic

if u want to read good fanfic go read natalie’s stuff or helen’s stuff or georgie’s stuff or xavier’s stuff or emmy’s stuff or gina’s stuff or idk who’s stuff just not mine ‘cause i’m shit

also here’s a tip if u want to read new stuffsearch ‘phanfiction’ then replace the /searchin the top bar by /tagged

that has nothing to do with phan i just really hate the new layout

i think i’m done yothis was fun

my eyes burn from using comic sans for so long

this is total shit yo

i suggest visiting phantaraybecause unlike me she knowswhat she’s doing

phan evidence without the ‘phan is reel!!1’shit yo

and to finish this off on a good note here have a collection of allthe phan stuff i have saved on my computer yaay

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