Paper Fortune Cookie Freebie #5 Rev B · FORTUNE COOKIES INSTRUCTIONS 1. Randomly choose a fortune...

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Copyright www.justoutsidetheboxcartoon.com 2012 Instructions What you need 1. This pdf file, a colour printer and plain paper 2. BluTack, Glue dots or a glue stick with paper clips to hold while glue dries 3. Optional - Take away chinese box Instructions 1. Print the document double sided so you end up with green on one side and the matching cartoon on the other (Note, if printing this file, start the double sided printing from page 2 so that the images line up correctly). 2. Cut out the pieces from the coloured cartoon side (the cookie should line up front and back, but if the printer is slightly misaligned, the green circle has been made slightly bigger to compensate). If you can’t do duplex printing, you can either have a white cookie, or stick the pieces together (but this may make cookie making a bit harder due to the stiffness of the paper). 3. Use the following instruction sheet to fold your cookie. 4. http://hamblyscreenprints.typepad.com/screen_prints_blog/2010/02/paper- fortune-cookie-tutorial.html Note, BluTack or a glue stick and paperclips to hold while it dries works too 5. Place cookies in a bowl for a healthy snack. Alternatively, you can use the pictures below and stick them onto a clean take away chinese box and give the gift of humour to that someone special BILL & BEN INTERGALACTIC FORTUNE COOKIES INSTRUCTIONS 1. Randomly choose a fortune cookie 2. Pull out the ribbon to reveal your fortune 3. Open the cookie to reveal your cartoon Proudly manufactured by Bill and Ben (the little green alien men) from INGREDIENTS Cellulose, ink (cyan, yellow, magenta, black), sprinkle of humour 0% FAT, 100% FUN Front label for take away box - optional - two to choose from Back label for take away box BILL & BEN INTERGALACTIC FORTUNE COOKIES INSTRUCTIONS 1. Randomly choose a fortune cookie 2. Pull out the ribbon to reveal your fortune 3. Open the cookie to reveal your cartoon Proudly manufactured by Bill and Ben (the little green alien men) from www.justoutsidetheboxcartoon.com INGREDIENTS Cellulose, ink (cyan, yellow, magenta, black), sprinkle of humour 0% FAT, 100% FUN

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Instructions

What you need1. This pdf file, a colour printer and plain paper2. BluTack, Glue dots or a glue stick with paper clips to hold while glue dries3. Optional - Take away chinese box

Instructions1. Print the document double sided so you end up with green on one side and

the matching cartoon on the other (Note, if printing this file, start the double sided printing from page 2 so that the images line up correctly).

2. Cut out the pieces from the coloured cartoon side (the cookie should line up front and back, but if the printer is slightly misaligned, the green circle has been made slightly bigger to compensate). If you can’t do duplex printing, you can either have a white cookie, or stick the pieces together (but this may make cookie making a bit harder due to the stiffness of the paper).

3. Use the following instruction sheet to fold your cookie.4. http://hamblyscreenprints.typepad.com/screen_prints_blog/2010/02/paper-

fortune-cookie-tutorial.html Note, BluTack or a glue stick and paperclips to hold while it dries works too5. Place cookies in a bowl for a healthy snack. Alternatively, you can use the pictures below and stick them onto a clean

take away chinese box and give the gift of humour to that someone special

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BILL & BEN INTERGALACTIC FORTUNE COOKIES

INSTRUCTIONS 1. Randomly choose a fortune cookie 2. Pull out the ribbon to reveal your fortune 3. Open the cookie to reveal your cartoon Proudly manufactured by Bill and Ben (the

little green alien men) from www.justoutsidetheboxcartoon.com

INGREDIENTS Cellulose, ink (cyan, yellow, magenta, black), sprinkle of humour

!

BILL & BEN INTERGALACTIC FORTUNE COOKIES

INSTRUCTIONS 1. Randomly choose a fortune cookie 2. Pull out the ribbon to reveal your fortune 3. Open the cookie to reveal your cartoon

Proudly manufactured by Bill and Ben (the little green alien men) from

INGREDIENTS Cellulose, ink (cyan, yellow, magenta, black), sprinkle of humour

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0% FAT, 100% FUN

Front label for take away box - optional - two to choose from

Back label for take away box

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BILL & BEN INTERGALACTIC FORTUNE COOKIES

INSTRUCTIONS 1. Randomly choose a fortune cookie 2. Pull out the ribbon to reveal your fortune 3. Open the cookie to reveal your cartoon Proudly manufactured by Bill and Ben (the

little green alien men) from www.justoutsidetheboxcartoon.com

INGREDIENTS Cellulose, ink (cyan, yellow, magenta, black), sprinkle of humour

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BILL & BEN INTERGALACTIC FORTUNE COOKIES

INSTRUCTIONS 1. Randomly choose a fortune cookie 2. Pull out the ribbon to reveal your fortune 3. Open the cookie to reveal your cartoon

Proudly manufactured by Bill and Ben (the little green alien men) from

INGREDIENTS Cellulose, ink (cyan, yellow, magenta, black), sprinkle of humour

!

0% FAT, 100% FUN

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Lucky numbers: 15 17 20 23 29 39 41

Lucky numbers: 8 14 24 34 36 38 39

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Hey Ben, it’s like that saying back home

A rolling bin gathers no graffiti

...and that’s for building hotels on my favourite patch, Park Lane

Confucius say: All troubles you have can pass away quicklyBill and Ben say: But not when it’s in your backyard

Confucius say: A rolling stone gathers no mossBill and Ben say: And a rolling bin, gathers no graffiti

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Lucky numbers: 4 5 26 28 31 39 42

Lucky numbers: 1 2 9 17 34 3739

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Ban budgie smuggling: Join the protest at your local

beach

Help! I’m being held captive in a Chinese cookie factory

Confucius say: Fight for a worthy causeBill and Ben say: And no cause can be worthier than saving little green animals

I’m not in the cookie.

I said I was in the cookie factory!

Hurry! Send help!

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Lucky numbers: 6 23 25 27 33 36 42

Lucky numbers: 8 11 13 19 27 41 42

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not to wash the invisible cloak with the colours?

Honey! How many times do I have to remind you,

‘Too high son’, said St Peter

‘The goose with the golden egg is one floor down’

Confucius say: Don’t find fault, find a remedyBill and Ben say: Or you could try a new wife

Confucius say: The sky is the limitBill and Ben say: Then where does heaven fit in?

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Lucky numbers: 1 4 7 16 34 36 42

Lucky numbers: 6 8 16 23 27 36 37

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Bill, this Miss Universe pageant is fixed.

All the participants are from earth!

Whilst mixing his new personality

elixir,

Simon the scientist accidentally added too much

humour

Confucius say: You create your own stage...the audience is waitingBill and Ben say: This stage needs widening

Confucius say: Your life will prosper only if you acknowledge your faults and work to reduce themBill and Ben say: We suggest finding a magic pill to speed up the process

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Lucky numbers: 4 8 9 36 39 40 41

Lucky numbers: 9 10 18 19 26 34 39

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The reason flying carpets are so rare,

is that first you need to catch the flying sheep for their wool

Confucius say: The wheel of fortune is finally turning in your directionBill and Ben say: So run fast and catch it

Confucius say: Look after mother earth and she will reward youBill and Ben say: And that goes for all other planets too

And with one careless disposal of the cigarette

butt, Jupiter, the giant gas planet, went up in a ball

of smoke and flame