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RE DCROR sNEEDS WORKERSAT ONCE .RED CROSS IORKROOM ATY. M. C. A.- - - - - - - 'MEETING

"I!'ltors Are Weleome

ARCADE BUILDINGNARBERTH, PA.v: NOEL, Treasurer

CHURCHES

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The Churches and t e Kingdom theChristian Social OrderMETHODIST EPISCOPAL CHURCHTwo c en ts p er word each Insertion, CBll!lbIn advance. No adver t i sement accepted UD Jes& cash accompaniea COPY.-----li'On S A I ~ I " ~ N c w croquet :-let. Call Nnrherth 1261-.J.

" ', \XTJo;U--An o ld- f ll . hl oned wa rd robe fo rl J e ~ ~ l ~ . Heu CrOBH wo rk ro o nl . Do x 118, Nar-LOST-A go ld p in with a safety clasp.About 2 .. Inches In length. Set withpearlA an d rubles. A reward It r et u rn e d t oMrs. Grover, 203 Hompden avenue, Narberth.

WAR CHESTPAYMENTS

Par en ts a nd those i nt er es te d i nchildren ar e Invited. to drop In anymorning and see the scliool In action.Stay through o ne who le s es si on Ifpossible a nd h ea r t he fine singing ofth e kind of hymns and songs thatlast; hear the drilling in memorywork; witness tlw i nt eres ting hammock making. wood work, knitting,(Continued on Thi rd Page)

The eighty-five scholars who enrolled in the Daily Vacation Bible Schoolat the Y. M. C. A. Build ing on JulY1 wer e only forerunners of t he l ar geinterest that this school is now at tracting. New scholars ar e comingeverr day, and undoubtedly t he t ot alenrollment will be m uch l ar ge r t hanone h l\ nd re d and thir tY-five by thetime this i ss ue c omes f rom the p re ss .eJulJIge of 'l'Ime }'or School SessIonThe teaching f or ce have dec id ed torevert to the hour of opening f i rs t

announced, 1. e., 9.30 A. 1\1., adjourning at 11.30 A. M. They did this toe na bl e t hem to have a full hour toprepare the work for t he morn ing anda l ike t ime for confe rence at the closeof the session. The f ou r membe rs o fth e teaching force are deeply Interested in the possibilities o f t his schooland are giving t he ir b es t efforts tomake i t a success.

OF '81\IYJ'ISTMTIIOIIISTPBI:SIlYTEIUAN

CROSS IBryn i V a ~ a t i o n School Enrollment Advances to One Hundred and

Thirty-five

Und e r Y .M . C . A . AUl ! jp ices

fTTTS-AJ,KER

Mr. J. F. RosallMiss Kathrlne DeversMrs. Roy DouglassMiss Edith MooreMrs. Mary Powers .Et]wat'd S. Haws, PO!'tlllllster.

Rev. Avery S. Denny will speak on th'e sub je r' t: "TheLion and the Lamb," or "The Mailed Fist Against the NailedHand." Song service, conducted by Mr. R. Somerton Stanley.Th'e Male Quartet of the Baptist Church will sing.

SUNDAY, JULY 14, 7.:l0 P. M.Narberth and Woodbine Avenues

N ~ R B E l t T H

AMERICAN RED

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NARBERTH, PAl-OUR ' .rOWNJULY II" lUISOf course, wedellver - an)'p I a ce - anytime.

Cub,ORIGIN OF ])UNCTUATION

The p re se nt s ys tem o f punctuationwas iutroduced in th e latter part ofth e fifteenth century by Manut iu s, aVenetian printer who wa s respollslblefor ou r fuB stop, colan, semi-colon,comma, marks of in ter rogation andexclamation, paren thesi s and dash,hyphen, apostrophe and quotatiollmarks. Most ancient languages wereinnocent of any system of punctuation.In many early manuscripts the lettersar e placed at equal distances apart,with no connecting link between,even i n t he matter of spacfng, an ar rangement which must have renderedreading at s ight somewhat difficult.Good Llterature.

Keep the gl'O in "Old Glory"-buyThrift Stamps.

The Four th of July bal1 game. rIunde rs ta nd , net te d a bout $10 for t heRed Cross. One l ibe ral handed s p ~ p -Itator when cal led on for his contr ibution handed a $2 bill t o t he c ol le ct or ,Iasking the amount of th e tax. "Anvthing you w an t t o give." wa s th e reply. "Very well. give me $1.95 change,"s ai d th e pat ri ot . And would you believe it, he was too modest to g ive h isname.

Poor old John! Here he went andI traded in a piece of land for a secondhand Packa rd and he hasn 't been abl eI t o budge the blooming thing, e x c e p t i n ~Iwith a tow rope. Somebody got s tuck .Ithat's certain. Some people, slanderIously inclined, maintain tha t it wasth e man who g ot t he land. OthersIsa y that J oh n g ot th e short en d o f it.bu t you can take your choice. AnyIway , i f you should happen to be In th eImarket for an automobi le and ar ewilIing to make a wild gamble 'On th ec ha nc e o f i ts m ov in g on i ts o wn g3 SIsome of these days, I recommend youIwait a week. or so. T he p ri ce o f t heIPackard. whIch by t he w ay is now inthe market, has steadily declined from1$1200. and a t t he p re se nt w ri ti ng haRtouched $700. Things look even moreIbearish fior th e c ar ju st now. Incidenta lly sc rap metal is high and goingIh ig he r. T he re 's a tip for s om e o newith a little nerve.I The c ar lo ad o f s p r i ~ n g - l i n ~ ' ca rt s t ha tthe P. R. R. delivered at ou r localI f re ig ht y ar d t he other day gave a de-Icided shock to c er ta in c it iz en s of th eSouth Side living adjacent to t he s ta -Ition. They conside red th e thing int he l igh t of a bad omen or as a f 'Ore-Irunner of t he r ap id ly approachingd ay w hen t hey would b e f or ce d tocli mb ab oard the water wagon,\ whethe r they favored t he i de a or not.I Const ab le Walze r. mauager andheavy hitter o f t h e Na rbe rt h Basebal lClub, prospective Justice of th ePeace and ex-candida te for Governor.ha s a new car. So would y ou h av e anew car , if you had his job. He onl yworks at i t o ne day a week, bu t t ha t' senough. You c an s ee h im a ny S un da ymor ni ng o r e ve ni ng on Wynnewoodr oa (l Rpo tt in g s pee de rs a nd othC'rviolators of th e a utomob il e l aws. Them or e l aw b re ak er s, t he mo re m az um afor Fred, see?

,lover t he m er it s o f C. D .' s poetry? Amaster of verse I may be and thenagain, I - b u t never mind, p oe tr y i squite beyond me, even th e brand thatha s caused al l th e trouble. Besid:"!swe al1 owe a d eb t o f gratitude to C.D. a nd h is cruel critic, if only f or th ereason that t he y h av e a ga in broughtNotions ou t o f hi s cav e to please ou rears w it h t he tunel)ulness of h is e ve rmelod ious Gael lc harp, which, alas,we have s o f ew opportunities to enjoy.What puzzles me is t h e s imi la ri t y

be tween the in it ials of C. D. and thoseo f Na rber th 's Rul er , t he man who runst he g ar ag e near the execut ive mansi on. C an it be that our Poet Laurea ' '' !and Chief Burgomaster ar e on e andt he s am e. Not hl n' doin', sa y I. Theyar e not th e same. T o e ach shall wegive his full meed of p ra is e a nd hono rand glory. All Lincoln w as t he G re atEmancipat.or, so is ou r B ur ge ss t heGreat P roclamator and C. D. ou r PoetLaureate .And bcgorra here I was thinkin'

1that Notions had a Idnd h ea rt , b utd iv i! a bit do I think so now after th eIcruel thrust he gave the coal yard, man.I

LETTER

HOWARD'SWEEKLY

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The Brightest Spot in NarberthA drug store in themost modern sense of the term

To the Edi to r o f Our T own:. Why doe s Notions tr y to get meimixed li.!J in this awfUl controversyrJtlc.

With Narberth talkJing through he r Ihat.

SCENES AT GARDEN NURSERIES, NARBERTH

The old day passes with a rushTo deepening gloom an d perfumedmush;Wit h mom en ts s of t a s C. D.'s headIt sneaks into i ts l it tl e bed.

.---_.__ . . . ._-_..-HARRY A. JACOBS,

Editor.

A NOTION FOR " N O T I O ~ S "

OUR TOWN

THURSDAY, JULY 11, 1918EMERGENCY PHONE CALLSFire 350.

Pollee 1250.

How "Notions" starts to have a go,To h el p t he "Cr it ic 's " hair show,Misquotes a wor d a nd t hr ow s a lineOutside of s en se , t o r ubbi sh fine.Lor' , honey, a re y er feel ing bad , IA r om pi ng r ou nd a nd g it ti ng mad, IBy mak ing ye r sarcasm hum,In space o f h al f a col-y-um? IINot feel ing jest as r ig ht as . rain,. IYou g iv e in somewha t spleell lsh vem,A f a sc ina t ing l i t tle speech,Quite comprehens ive and a peach.A quain t o ld spor t? Who, it Is true,Goes fuss ing round with much ado,Gets a ll h et -u p b ou t t hi s and that,W ith things that a in 't wor th jumping

at .Lor' love y er , d on 't y er k nows t he i reThat poets have, their f renz ied f ire?I tell you, so you won 't b e blind,My beard floats ou t upon th e wind.I live on ,berries and on roots,And sometimes nibble juicy fr,uits,A fuli b lown "pot e" w it h a rhyme,Fo r morn or eve or any time!C. I)."( 'IU'I '(C" liAS ,\ "GO" AT POJo:'fRY

A Narber tb SongThe n ight time cometh f rom a fa r,Whee l ing in da rkness , star by star,And twilight winds stir peacefully,Wh ll e N arb el 't h d ro ws es n ea th y on

tree.

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Dear Long-Suffering Editor:I t is a p le as ur e t o k now that my

mild c ri ti ci sm o f "C. D.'s" poeticaleffu sions d id n ot c ru sh h im e nt ir el y,b ut t ha t he r is es t o th e occasion withrenewed v ig or . Moreo ve r. he ha sfound a valiant defender in "Notions,"who po in ts ou t unsuspe ct ed dep th s ofmeaning in these gems. He evenchal1enges me to approach the "maste r t ouch" o f "a Narberth song," an d1llJthough no t a poet, I'll s hy my c as to r into th e poetical a ren a, a nd s ee'what I can do with C. D.'s identicall)hrases, or nearly so:

iI As fa r as Notions' other chal1engeis concerned, I admit I c an .not acceptit. If I w ere to stand on my fron tAnd y et , no t ma.hy months a go lawn, with wife, c hi ld re n a nd o th erT he se w ay s looked v er y m uc h 1Il,e s or rowi ng r el at iv es s ta nd in g a bo ut,those; me, and quote l ines or verses f rom C.

S ub sc ri pt io n p ri ce o ne d ol la r per Those hedges looked akin to these ;D.'s gems in loud an d soulful tones,year in advanCe. And wall ing winds froze many a nose. ' the woozy wagon wou ld come and. bear me s hr ie ki ng awa y to th e nutNARBERTH mVlC A:S:SOClA'.nOl'4. y t \\'1 at ared we for ways of snow I factory. No, no, Not ions! Spare mee 1 c , , t l ' t t'I f o nl y w e ou r nose could blow? ! , l iS es .President-Joseph H, Nas h, I I

id t A C Shnmd James Fair hou rs a r e these, n ot l ea n n or fat, IVice-pres en s- . . " 'u,Artman, A.J . Loos.Secretary-Treasurer-Geo.M. Coles-worthy.Dlrectors-W. Arthur Cole, Mrs. C.P . Fow ler , Henry C. Gara, W. R. D.Hall, George M. Henry, II. R.. Hillegas,Charles E. Hu,mphreys, Daniel Leitch,IE. A. Muschamp, Mrs. A. Perry Redifer. Mrs. A. B. Ross. Fletcher W.l:ltites, Walton M. Wentz, A. E. Wohlert, Mrs. Ohanles W. Young.

MAIZIE J. SIMPSON,Cashier.

Send a ll l et te rs an d n ews it em toP. O. Box 404.Send al l advertising COpy to P. O.Box 820 .Make a ll r em it ta nc es t o P. O. Box118.Our Town 18 on sale at th e depotnewss tand, and at t he s to re of H. E.Davis.En te re d a s second-class matter, October 15, 1914, at t he P os t Office atNarberth, Pennsylvania, under theAllt of March 3, 1879.

Mrs. Roy E. Clark A. J. LoosMrs. C. T. Moore Henry RoseCi. M. Henry W. T. Melchior

Associate Edltors.

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HOUSECANDY

Houses

Storm Work

Roofs

New

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DAVIS'

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OUR TOWN will glad ly pr In tany neW8 Item about any subjectthat Is of Interest to Narberthfolks, bu t In order to meetth e printing 8chMule, al l "copy"-manuscr ip ts -mus t r ea ch t heeditor by 6 P. M. Monday 4!achweek.

A COMPLETF L INE OFSCHOOL SUPPLIESA T

H. WILLIS DAVIS, proprfetorPrime Meats

CIGARS

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HARRY B. WALLPlumbing, Gas Fittingand Heating

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H. C. FRITSCHPr.pertles Fo r Rent and Sal ,Fire In8nrance

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Frank CristMEATS & PROVISIONS

Sereen Work

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HOUSE ON ANTHWYN ROADBUNGALOW ON AVON ROAD

ANTBWYN FARMS

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SUFFRAGE NEWS

Invest )'our Liberty Bond couponsIn War Sadngs Stamps. You cou ldI l l ~ l l ) ou r Govel1nment In no bett er way.

T he membe rs al l m is se d SecretaryWarwick, who has been ill, bu t wereglad

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WOJlf:XS COilnWNITYCLUB OF NARBERTII

, 'Wife-Percy, i f a man w er e to s:t011 your hat. what would you say?t!us 'band-I should caB him a confou,nded silly ass.Wife--Then. don't & ~ on it an)'longer, there's a dear.

President-Mrs. C. P. FowlerVlce-pres 'idcnt-Mrs. Ellery K. Taylo rRecording secreta ry-Mrs . Harry A.JacobsCorresponding secretarY-Mrs. RoyE. ClarkTreasnrer-Mrs. Edgar Cockrill

ChairmenFood conservation and productionMrs. A. B. RossLegislation-Mrs. Edward C. Batche

lorHospitality-Mrs. Rober t DothardCommunity marketing-Mrs. Wil-liam M. Cameron.LibrarY-Mrs. Edward G. SchaurothMusic-Mrs. Jose,ph BarclayAu,(},iting committee-Mrs. WilliamS. Horner. Mrs. Romaine C. Hoffman.

A lucky man. on being asked howit felt to be engaged to a grel1theiress. repl ied:"Fine! Every time I kiss he r Ifeel as if I were clipping a coupo :' !01l' a Government bond."

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UNITlm STATES LEADS IN COATiPRODUCTION AND CON.SUl'IPTION

CHIPS FROM CHINA

Nature supplies' a man wit h c h a r a ~ tel'. bu t th e neighbors furnish h ~ reputation.:H.AH.A1 ' l

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Sales and Service AgencyStorage, Gasoline an d OilsOPEN DAY AND NIGHTc.

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in First Showing of

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When you want automobile trips, furnituremoved, packages carried, freight bauled,automobiles stored, etc.

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OverlandRepairs,

\Bret Harte is chiefly responsible Ifor th e Amer ic an b el ie f that theChinese ar e peculiar fo r ways that I JOINa re d ar k an d tricks that ar e vain, bu tthat they ar e peculiar a ll t rav el er s I Thursday, Evening, Fire Hall

= = = = = : : : : = = = = = : : : : = = = = = = = = = = = : : : : ~ = = = : : , = = : : : : : : : : : : : : = = = = : : : : : : : : = = = : : : : : : : : =agree. It may be that they a r e r igh t I ~ : : = = : = : ; : : = = = = - = = = = : : = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = ~RCAD IA I lIAY}; YOU HAD SUCJl LUCKT I in t h ~ i r ways and we ~ r wrong. bu t !A CdESTNVT B 161h SI I I that IS a matter of opmion. For in- /Ti lE TWO LOBES OF TilE nRAIN s hown was : United Kingdom, 3.83,'Finesl PhC::IO:\'BV The- A story is being t old of a wheel- sta.nce. can anyone tell why th e I ---lre 01 It s Size in Ihe . . . Chmese wear cotton-cloth shoes? Germany. 2.12; France. 1,48; Belgium,EnllreWorld \HIght 111 Essex who. havmg executed TI t f t 11 t h In the ordinary working of the 3.35; Aust.ria-Hungary. 0.52', Russian. . ley ar e no more com or a I e anPb.topl!U's-Conlinunus 10 A. M. to 11.30 I a small Job for some t roops encamped I '1 I hI l . I f' 1 brain one half is m ore active than Empire. 0.19.PM'. ell, \Cr. no r c leaper. nor as e a ' 1 u .Phil... 'p a I near IllS workshop. sent to the 'rl I' t tl I Id 1 I t he o th er and exerc ise s a superiority For the ye ar 1913. which was' 1'111- _ I' " . lev c Ing ,O l e l' 0 sloes lecauseauthol'ltles IllS account, wlllch ' l . I 1 tl d b On i ts neighbor lobe This, lobe-in media te ly preceding th e war, theP R 0 G R A M i t I ,ley lave a ways worn lem, an e- 'I amounted to th c modesL sum of 9 tI l t ' d b ordinary persons th e left of course- total production of the United State ', .." . cause ley a ways s ay In oors w en .. "Wcek Cummencil lg ' )londll)-, Ju1r 8 th . S h 1 1 l 1 l l g ~ " p ~ n c e . To IllS amazemen t i t rains. A Chinaman dreads water is the c er eb ra l mas te r. Heredity, was 563.960,219. Of t hi s amount 22.-he recelVed II I payment a check for tl ' f i d t. , t ed'll,cation or what we will-al l the 1 141.143 tons was exported The lYeI"'I'humus H. Ince l>resents 5 d more Ian re, an a s eauy s ream I . .9, l l ~ u n s. . o f c old water disperses the most Icombined influences in sho rt , whi ch I capita consumption was 5.52 tons.Belllg the possessor of conscience. y io lent mob in China in five minutes' mold human life--have tended, by I The great bUlk of th e coal producedh o ~ v e v e r . the w l ~ e e l w l ' J g h t wrote time. Rain wil r ui n h is cot to n s ho es some process of physiological s e l e ~ - in the United States is consumed br1 l 0 0 n ~ i n . g out that IllS accoun t was ~ o and soak his cotton clothes, an d t io n. t o p la ce o ne l ob e over the othe:' t he r ai lr oads , t he manUfactories, an a9 sll1l1111gs 5 pence only, an d askmg t.l fo 11 CI ' . d in p ain t of impor tance. The other public-service corporations. lere re Ie l Inaman goes moors, .what he ~ h o u l d do WIth the c ~ e c k and s t ays there until the rain c ea se s. ( ni gh t) l ob e i s t he servan t of t he l ef tsent to hUll. In reply he recelVed "'I Ch ' t' 1 i In a measure Its education has, been_ ' Ie lllese a re ve ry prac lca n .anoth.er c he ck fo r 90 pounds. Not their rel igious ideas. I f a god whose neglec ted. and i t requ i res the controlknowmg what to do. he consulted a, I' 't ' t b' i d of its be tte r c ul tur ed neighbor '11. . . , lIlsmess I IS 0 rm g ru novel' oes .sohcltor. who adVised hun to bank: ' t I 1 1 tl t k b' order that life may be conduc ted in. . I I am causes a (e uge, ley a -e 1mth e m o n ~ y ~ n le t th e authontles ap-r ou t of t he J os s house. and se t him a sensible a nd s an e fashiO? -::hep ly f or ItS 1eturn. i down in the shower. I f this f ai ls t o most hopeless cases, of lll&alllty,Whe n t hi s s tor y w as ~ O l d to the i make h im d ry up. they gO to t he ex - W iga n . would h av e held. would bemanager of a S ur re y dairy he was I t remi ty o f t ow ing him behind a b oa t t ho se m which both h:emispheres

a bl e t o relate a s i . n ~ i 1 a r e x p e r i e ~ ? e . ! in th e river to convince him that too w,ere affected. I f one was' alonehas been a steady increase each month L as t s umme r t he nllhtary authorIties much o f a good thing is as bad as t oo a Il ing. the other might exert mOl efor some time. commandeered the entire stock of: !'ttl or less control o ve r i t. and th e ex-hay on a farm, paying money down for: I Ine'China artificial oys te r cul tu r e i s tent of t he cont rol wou ld depend onRev. F. M. Gray, of the Met llO- i t. ?n lY a llort io .n of t he s to ck w as : l ar gel y p ;a et ice d. B am bo o oyster ~ h l C h lobe exhibi ted the. diseased ac dist Church. has volunteered his reqUIred t be d e ) ~ v e r e d at o n ~ e , how- i fields ar e c on st ru ct ed b y a tt ac hi ng tlon. All degrees of 1nsamty or menta lservices at Camp Meade f or the s um ev er . and lllstructlOns were gIven for ' Id I 11 t 1 hi hIt d derangement could thus be accounted. . t 'tl I 1" . d "1' 0 s le s 0 po es w care p an e . i .mer, III aSS1S mg Wl 1 tI e re IglOU5 the r emam e r to be retamed unt! Id fl t b t e h' h d I w for on t hi s 8UPPOSlt on of the relativework. He will 'be at hi s church in further orders. ,o n ml - a sew e Ig an 0 c on tr ol o f o ne hemisp her e by the

N b h S d . ,wat.er mark. bu t subje ct to strong . a r ert all un ays. As notlllng more was heard. the i t'd 1 I. Th t t d other. The perfect hf e Is that in

I.. . ' I a curren s. e oys er sp a a - .- - - . f ~ r m e r wro te t o the mlhtary authoTl- : heres to t he s he ll s and s oon develo s which the b etter and h!lgher h a ~ fMontgomery aven'l1'e is bemg re - li es and an officer came down in- I p I cont rol s the weaker and less respon-. dd d I'd " .' Imto tmy oysters. Then t he bamboos .pa ir ed and two fee t a e to eac 1 Sl e. spe ct ed t he hay , and explamed where' . S1ble.-Harpers.T hi s av en ue has 'been in a very it was to be sent. Some time after-' are transplanted. In SlX months they - - - ------

dangerous condition. many automobile wards the farmer received a check f or ; a re f o u ~ d to be c?vered wit h wel l-accidents having occured between Nar- 170 d f th I h' 1 I d g-rown blvalves, which a re t he n m ar-. poun s or e lay. w IC 1 la ketableberth and Woodbme avenue recent ly. been left on the farm. He sent tile .-,-- Ic he ck b ac k, w it h t he r eminde r thatFriends o f A rt h' ur Oole were g la d th e h ay ha d been paid for once. bu t l lUSTAKES ARE HUMANto see h im i n Narberth on t he Four th. it was returned to him, and it hasMr. Cole expects soon to leave for hb II s in ce h ee n p ai d into th e bank.v aca ti on , w hi ch h e w il l s pe nd o n hISnewly purchased estate in, vermont.jMrs. Cole and Miss Piggot t are a l readylocated there .

The United States is. by far. thebiggest coa l producer. as well as coalW'henever I mee t men an d women; who are willing f rank ly t o acknowl - user . of all the . countries of th eed th ' . t k I fi d J world. A compal'lson o f the produc-AX };XTUAORDINARY TEMPLE if geth, ell'. mls d. ets l n ~ regdar l tion and per capi t a consumption for aOr em lmme la e y growmg an .i f 1 th th h h' l perIod just preceding th e war showsProbably the strangest structure in i eeOf at eYthare ~ o r t w 1 e: thO Iha t t he a nn ua l production in the. . I I"' . Pdt' cou ,rse . " er e 1S no one In IS ".Art ist ic beauty and a fine sent imen t Burma IS t le \,yalk-Tl-YO ago a a 'b ' d l' d h h .t United KmgdOlu-England, Scotlandof a religious character are the I Kel as a. T he p ag od a, including th e I Igd rou.n t : ' lIny tOrI t 011 asn and Wales-was 260,416,000 tons;strong features of "Cec il ia of the Pink I long tapering top. i s about twen ty feet : mfi ad ethll is a esI , ye occas kna Yledwe Germany. 172.065.000; France. 39,-. d ' . ,n os e w 10 nev er a c now ge . .Roses." to ,be shown at the Palacll Illgh an . hke a ll o th er s m Burma, I th a d h . th i h rts f 01 740.000; Belgnun. 22,603.000; Austna-. dId ft tI t Id t ' em n w 0, III e l' ea e - .Theatre. Ardmore. next Wednesday IS mo . e e a er le grea go - op - , t hei r mist akes if they have made a Hungary. 16,813.000; RUSSian Em- Many a woman who thinks herselfafternoon and evening. Marion Davies. ped. J e ~ e l - b e d e c k e d Shwe Dag?n: few. ar e too t;ivial to t hi nk a bo ut o r pire, 25.998.000. The pe r capita c ~ n - a beauty nevel' succeeds in concincinsthe star of many Broadway successes . Pagoda III Rangoon. I t is a white. f t Isumption of th e va rio us countnes, her mirror.. I I . ' con ess 0 anyone. - Iand who p la ys th e part of Cec il ia i s t aper l1 lg shaft w t 1 an opelllng near ' A d th t t f I. . . n a ype 0 p er so n n ev er I~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~weet ly a tt ract 'lve in the t i tle role. I the base to sel ve as an altar. t t h f h. .' amoun s 0 very muc. or w oever--.- I The s i t u a t l ~ n of the p.ag?da IS. hO,,:- : does anything , in , th is wor ld is s ur e

,All who stand ibehllld our Red Cross ever. the tiling t h a ~ ~ l s t m g u i s h e s 1f . to make mistakes. from th e d oi ng o f Na Tbe r th R e g ,S te runit. both fi nanci all y an d as Ifrom all others. for It IS o n t he to p 0 I'tl I'ttl d ta k d d ti. . le I e every ay s' an u eshelpers in the work room-and Ia rockmg-stone. the end of WhICh.p:o- ! to the great.. big. vital i ss ue s o f l i f ' ~ .no o ne sho ul d be ex cu sed from both trudes o ve r t he v er ge of. a p r e c l ~ l c e Ollor mistakes are, to my way of Tw o Line., IOc per i. .ue ; Sc f o r e a c h a J J i t io n a l l in eof these duties-should back up I s o ~ n e thlousdands Ofl feebt lugh. Ak httlde, th ink ing . one of the very best t h i n ~ s /IJ:=;;::;;;::;==;;::;;;::;;;;;;==;;::;;;;;;;;;;;=;;::;;;;;;;;;;;;;::;;;::;;;;;;;;;;;;;::;;;::;;;;;;;;;;;=;;::;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;JIto t he i r u tmost a bi li ty t he Y M, C. bndge ea s to t le as e roc , an , l ' I e h t th-. : ., .: w llC 1 ev l' appen 0 Us. as 'lY ACCOUNTANTS CriAt. Fra, ," Phone, 644-W.A. whose bUilding shelters t hiS f ine laddel s lead to the . balancmg-stone. ,serve to develop us in a way that Ketm, U. C. Certllled Public Accountant. See display advertlAement In tbls Is.ue.active unit. If you are not an annua l i from which there IS a remarkable! thO 1 Id I 20Z Dudley ave. Phone, Narberth 300'V. IIIILK. . I . . . I no mg e se cou . ,\DVfo;UTISING Scott-Powell Dairies. Phone, Preston Z 3 9 ~ ,contnbutor. get you r name on the ) : ~ t view of th e t ree-clad precIpi tous val- Just the other day I heard !l r. n . III. I hone, 395-W. Phon", Narberth 1693W.see n a t a recent American wedd i ng . ' " ,was mistaken." 1 1 Essex ave. Witt.,. G,'o. A. lealrvlew nve.The caire weighed about 300 pounds. Orr. Hr. A. I" 101 Elmwood avo Phone, 393W. Phone, C)'nwyd 778-.J. First-class work.

t ""')1"'" ,\Y'''., GO \T GIRTS Phlla. Phone, Filbert 4252. Keith Bldg. PIIOTO 1'1,,\VBand was surmounted by a represen a- ." ' ' ', , i ., ' DRUGGISTS " ' \ ~ ( , I l d l a . " 16th and Chestnut s to.. Phil.tion of a white cathedral done in n . J ( ) R ~ S O N AND TIlE BTRDS 1I0ward. Phone, 1267. ::;ee dl.play advertisement In tbl. Issue.f I ., . l ' bI t ' See display advertisement In thl. Is.ue. PI,V1\I8INC,. I ~ T C .s ug ar , t hrough t he open doors 0 A :'\orweglan goat gI r l s a eo , ' 'I ECTRICIASS 8"1.1. .. .. Geo. n. Phone, 1289.which came t he n ot es of Mendels-Italre care of a large flock of go at s. B jo rn so n. t he No rwe gian poet, f (',,"h, Veri 2 2 ~ ' i o ' n ~ ave: - \,.selle dllePlay advertisement In this Issue1 1 I d Ii d 1 ft ', A d Ph 163 J n . I. B. Phone, 319.J.sohn's "Wedding March " and "Ta le s! She wat ches t hem whi le t he y graze, ove( alllmais. n a lecture e vere Nar. Phone. 6 0'.V. r . ~ " , e . ' . See display sdvertlsement In thl. Is.ue

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