Hello Sports fans, allow me, Iraqi Bob, to show you around my house…oh, and please

be careful of what you touch…

I’d offer you a seat, but I haven’t gotten around to making a Nifty little couch out of all these boxes of Nitro Nobel…

Or these crates of RPG’s…

Heard all those rumors about chemical weapons? Ha, good thing they didn’t consider chlorine and mustard gas WMD’s

Oh, by the way, have you seen what Hatamatchemed got me for Christmas…

That’s right, my very own chemistry set. I promisedI would only use it for good…

As we walk past the library, please note that I have TWO books…

Can I identify you with this “Identi Kit”? No, oh that’s right, itsOnly for identifying those silly Americans….

I really do need to clean this place up… I started preparing Fireworks formy own personal entertainment, and I still Have all these fuses and C4laying around…

Now, on to the living room…

My TV (or my oscilloscope, whatever)

My dustbuster (or radiation meter, whatever)

An entire photo lab to forge documents and ID’s,(or a photo enthusiast’s corner, whatever)

I forget, do you have kids? You do?! Great, here is my toy shelf…I do have the head for that doll with a grenade in it, this place

is just such a mess!

Hey, do you know what time it is? These cheap, small, bulk quantityCasio alarm clocks never seem to keep good time…

What’s that you ask? Oh, well, it’s a grenade hidden in a conspicuous Oil container. Don’t you worry though, I wouldn’t make more than oneOf those things….they could be dangerous!

Oh, that guy? I’m sure that is just an ordinary oil container…

He wouldn’t wave a white flag AND a bomb…

If you don’t believe me about the little bomb, you can borrow myFingerprinting kit that I bought at the flea market for a few Dinar’s.I only bought it for posterity's sake…I would never use it for evil…

Those huge rockets you saw on your way here? No, I didn’t fillThem with any unusual chemicals, I swear.

What?! Cmon, how would YOU know they were rigged for ground detonation

I am not lying when I say that there were more than one house likeThis in every little town and city we had the pleasure ofStopping at. If you want to believe Iraqi-Bob’s side of the story, heJust had that stuff because he was interested in it. If you want to Believe the truth, you should know that most everything in thosepicture’s is illegal in the majority of the rest of the world for a verygood reason. Most of it is intended to make people dead.