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Vol. 26 No. 1:20 May 18, 2020 © Copyright 2020. No material, text or advertising may be reproduced without the express written consent of the Publisher. fax 1.888.560.9948 e-mail [email protected] www.centralalbertacoffeenews.com (Flip bottom of page for answers) Sylvan Lake/ Lacombe Edition sylvan lake’s location for # 104-4 cuendet industrial way 403-887-6437 monday-thursday 10-8 now carrying edibles! Friday & saturday 10-9 Sunday 11-7 locally owned locally staffed products cannabis 1 F O R T I F R O E Y C I A V L T R Y E S Now offering and residential window tinting! ... commercial u u u u Windshields Mirrors Shower Doors Residential Windows Commercial Storefronts u Bay #1 #2 Erickson Crescent RoyAl Glass 403.887.0190 MON-FRI 8 - 5 INSURANCE CLAIMS WELCOME! ROOFING u SIDING u FRAMING u DRYWALL u MORE 587.378.7663 • www.JVRoofingSiding.com CALL US FOR YOUR FREE, NO OBLIGATION QUOTE: Come see what all the fuss is about... 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S Click ‘n order from online at craftylady.ca Everybody’s Talking Quoteable Quotes Bear scare: Two women in the northern Canadian city of Whitehorse, Yukon, had to take evasive action to get away from a mama bear, which had two cubs in tow. Michelle Beaulieu and Anya Zimmerman were biking along a narrow trail near the Yukon River when the protective mother confronted them. The women ended up abandoning their bikes and swimming across the river to the other side. Luckily, a boat came along. The driver picked them up, retrieved their bikes, and got them safely out of the area. Looking for dinner: Diners in a restaurant in the town of Canmore, Alberta, got quite a surprise when a bear wandered in through the open doors to check things out. The cooking aroma coming from the Gaucho Brazilian Barbecue must have been too much to resist. The young bear scared the restaurant’s customers, but didn’t stay long. After only a few seconds, it turned around and walked out, taking another look through the window before running away. Peter Holub, the restaurant’s owner, plans to keep the front door closed from now on. Sticky stuff: A certain type of glue made by an industrial adhesives company in Germany really sticks. DELO went to great lengths to show the strength of its brand of strong glue. Company representatives arranged to suspend a truck, which weighed over 17.20 metric tons (37,919 lbs.), one metre above the ground by attaching it to a crane using a small amount of their glue. The stunt worked. The glue held the truck off the ground for an hour. Because this adhesive is used in the automotive industry and is not commercially available, it’s not possible to get it at a local hardware store! Waterlogged: Television reporters will do lots of things to get their stories to viewers, but Azadar Hussain of Pakistan did something unique to bring the plight of his country into the limelight. Kot Chatta, in Pakistan’s Punjab region, had experienced damaging flooding, so Hussain decided to stand in floodwaters, with only his head, hand, and microphone above water. From there, he proceeded to do his report of the repercussions of the flooding. Although what he did could be perceived as dangerous, the reporter was able to attract worldwide attention from his on-location newscast. Trivia 1. What is wasabi? 2. Is our “funny bone” a bone or a nerve? 3. Identical twins have identical fingerprints – T/F? 4. In which sea would you find the Great Barrier Reef? 5. Who said, “Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else”? “Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.” ~ Lord Acton “…we find at the end of a perfect day When Silence speaks for Love she has much to say.” ~ Richard Garnett xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxx Tinnitus Therapy available using new Styletto • Did you know all seniors and low income adults qualify for $900-$2400 towards hearing aids? • Rechargeable hearing aids • Financing for hearing aids • • • Unique and beautifully designed hearing aid Signia Styletto *SAFETY PROTOCOLS IN PLACE. PLEASE CALL FOR AN APPOINTMENT 403.786.2020 • 3-5832 Hwy 2A, Lacombe STILL OPEN DURING COVID-19 AS WE ARE AN ESSENTIAL SERVICE*
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WELCOME!
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587.378.7663 • www.JVRoofingSiding.comCALL US FOR YOUR FREE, NO OBLIGATION QUOTE:
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CALL/TEXT FOR YOUR FREE ESTIMATE: 403-506-5551
5631 Wolf Creek Drive Lacombe
Your Locally Owned Independent Tire Source
NEW LOCATION WITHIN...TO SERVE YOU BETTER!
Coffee News Contest
Identify the ad where the “Coffee News Guy” is hidden for your chance to win.
April Contest Winners
Visit the contest page atwww.centralalbertacoffeenews.comand submit your entry today!
ENTER TOA $50 GIFT CERTIFICATE!
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Marg Flewelling will receive 2 medium gourmet pizzas and 4 non-stop soft drinks (approx. $70 value*) from our contest sponsor 403.782.9988
5846 Hwy 2ALacombe
Amy Moore will receive a
$50 gift certificate from our
contest sponsor
LacombeSylvan Lake
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403-304-3602
• Deep Tissue • Therapeutic • Relaxation • Cupping • Hot Stone
For the safety of ourclients we will be closed until further notice.
Follow us on Facebook for updates.
Simone Boutin, RMT
5006-50 StreetSylvan Lake
DIRECT
BILLING
FULL SERVICE AND REPAIRS
By appointment only: 403-887-8793
Bay 9, 4 Erickson Cres., Sylvan Lakewww.attireperformance.com
| |EUROPEAN ASIAN DOMESTIC 3 TUNE-UPS3 EXHAUST 3 TIRES 3 DIESEL
PERFORMANCE3
A2, 5043 - 50A Street, Sylvan LakeP: 403-887-2234
F: 403-887-3223 E: [email protected]
HOURS Monday-Friday, 9 am-6 pm Saturday, 10 am-2 pm x
STILLOPEN (DROP OFF SERVICE ONLY)
OPEN 7 DAYS: MONDAY-SATURDAY, 10-6 / SUNDAY, 12-5
Hats • Purses • Wallets Beard Care • Body JewelleryHoodies • Ladies’ Leather Jackets
FIND US ON
5004-50 St., Sylvan Lake | www.RedneckWearNTear.com
Call us at 403-864-8462
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Quoteable Quotes
Bear scare: Two women in the northern Canadian city of Whitehorse, Yukon, had to take evasive action to get away from a mama bear, which had two cubs in tow. Michelle Beaulieu and Anya Zimmerman were biking along a narrow trail near the Yukon River when the protective mother confronted them. The women ended up abandoning their bikes and swimming across the river to the other side. Luckily, a boat came along. The driver picked them up, retrieved their bikes, and got them safely out of the area.
Looking for dinner: Diners in a restaurant in the town of Canmore, Alberta, got quite a surprise when a bear wandered in through the open doors to check things out. The cooking aroma coming from the Gaucho Brazilian Barbecue must have been too much to resist. The young bear scared the restaurant’s customers, but didn’t stay long. After only a few seconds, it turned around and walked out, taking another look through the window before running away. Peter Holub, the restaurant’s owner, plans to keep the front door closed from now on.
Sticky stuff: A certain type of glue made by an industrial adhesives company in Germany really sticks. DELO went to great lengths to show the strength of its brand of strong glue. Company representatives arranged to suspend a truck, which weighed over 17.20 metric tons (37,919 lbs.), one metre above the ground by attaching it to a crane using a small amount of their glue. The stunt worked. The glue held the truck off the ground for an hour. Because this adhesive is used in the automotive industry and is not commercially available, it’s not possible to get it at a local hardware store!
Waterlogged: Television reporters will do lots of things to get their stories to viewers, but Azadar Hussain of Pakistan did something unique to bring the plight of his country into the limelight. Kot Chatta, in Pakistan’s Punjab region, had experienced damaging flooding, so Hussain decided to stand in floodwaters, with only his head, hand, and microphone above water. From there, he proceeded to do his report of the repercussions of the flooding. Although what he did could be perceived as dangerous, the reporter was able to attract worldwide attention from his on-location newscast.
Trivia1. What is wasabi?2. Is our “funny bone” a bone or a nerve?3. Identical twins have identical fingerprints – T/F?4. In which sea would you find the Great Barrier Reef?5. Who said, “Everything is funny as long as it is happening tosomebody else”?
“Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.” ~ Lord Acton
“…we find at the end of a perfect day When Silence speaks for Love she has much to say.”
~ Richard Garnett
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On the Lighter Side
Eye acronyms: On prescriptions for eyeglasses, the acronym “OS” means oculus sinister, which is Latin for left eye. “OD” is for oculus dextrus, which is Latin for right eye.
Unreal: A work of art is called “abstract” when artists portray interpretations of their subjects, rather than revealing the actual details. Colour, shapes, or patterns may dominate.
Seedy goodness: Banana passionfruit grows in several South American countries. Smelling a bit like an orange and looking like a small banana, this fruit’s orange pulp has black seeds. Its tangy flavour is good in smoothies and desserts.
Cat problem: If you get scratched by a cat and a few days later notice a sore or blister, you may have cat scratch disease (CSD). This is an infection caused by bacteria in the cat’s saliva. It usually goes away on its own but can be treated if necessary.
Colourful bird: The mulga parrot is a colourful bird found in semi-arid areas of Australia. Its call isn’t loud, but its brilliant emerald feathers and spots of orange, yellow, and violet are easy to see.
What travels around the world but stays in one corner? A stamp.
Teacher: “What part of the body is affected by glandular fever?” Student: “The glandular.”
You find me in December, but not in any other month. What am I? The letter D!
How do you prevent a summer cold? Catch it in the winter!
Which is closer, Florida or the moon? The moon. You can’t see Florida from here.
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Answers
Trivia answers: 1. Japanese horseradish 2. Nerve 3. False4. Coral Sea 5. Will Rogers
Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Capricornwinners, with the luckiest number being 8.
ARIES(March 21 - April 20) You may be decisive and translate your ideas into action. You might be eager to confront conceptual problems and could likely produce very workable plans. Lucky Numbers: 6, 21, 25, 36, 39, 42.TAURUS(April 21 - May 21) You might want to take time for quiet study and inward reflection. Your intuition and your sensitivity to deep aspects of your situation may be very strong. Lucky Numbers: 4, 5, 18, 29, 34, 39.GEMINI(May 22 - June 21) This may be a good time to share your goals with someone in a position to help you. Thinking of concrete ways to turnyour dreams into realities might be very fruitful. Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 9, 11, 16, 22.CANCER(June 22 - July 22) You may need to lift yourself out of your usual, everyday concerns to get a better perspective. Try to focus on newhorizons through travel or study about other cultures. LuckyNumbers: 10, 12, 20, 24, 30, 36.LEO(July 23 - Aug. 23) Now may be the time to communicate your passion and share your dreams for the future. You might see connections and possibilities that you previouslymay have overlooked. Lucky Numbers: 7, 9, 13, 14, 34, 44.VIRGO(Aug. 24 - Sept. 23) Your enthusiasm and zest for living may be very high. You could feel more alive and interested in the world about you.Your relationships might be exciting and harmonious. LuckyNumbers: 3, 12, 22, 42, 43, 47.
LIBRA(Sept. 24 - Oct. 23) Doing your best work and taking pride in it may be a focus for you. This might be a good time to analyze your time and energy, with an eye to improving your productivity. LuckyNumbers: 5, 14, 22, 31, 37, 43.SCORPIO(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22) You might be less inclined to speak your mind or take a definite stand on important matters. Your wait-and-see attitude may be the best option for you to take. LuckyNumbers: 4, 12, 17, 23, 34, 42.SAGITTARIUS(Nov. 23 - Dec. 21) You may feel clear and objective about personal matters and your relationships.This might be a favourable time to iron out differences or cometo a decision. Lucky Numbers: 6, 13, 18, 25, 33, 48.CAPRICORN(Dec. 22 - Jan. 20) Your energy level may be high, so this might be a good time for physical work or team sports. Partnerships or joining others for mutual benefitcould go well. Lucky Numbers: 8, 14, 26, 29, 35, 44.AQUARIUS(Jan. 21 - Feb. 19) You may feel an urgency to take positive steps to achieve your goals. You might be in tune with the people in your environment who are most able to benefit you. Lucky Numbers: 10, 12, 19, 24, 32, 46.PISCES(Feb. 20 - March 20) You may be a sympathetic listener, drawing out the per- sonal experiences of others. You might feel inclined to share your deepest feelings, buildingtrust in your relationships. LuckyNumbers: 8, 16, 19, 38, 46, 49.
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