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1E SPECIAL AWARD IS}I THE A&R REPORT PRESENTS THE 1986 THANKSGIVING AWARD TO 7_11 REPOR ;OFTEN -rrv ERROR - NEVER IN DOUBT' "hle Give Thanksn Sure, w€'re concerned about the homeless in America, but what about the neo-homeless those millions of citizens who have homes but don't stay in them. Our teenagers, our commuters, our single and 1onely, our alienated family members seeking somewhere to go. Therers only one place across this landscape that can be counted on for these people and that's the place where Freedom is Waiting the local 7-11! That's right, America's socially displaced and disadvantaged have stepped into the ;ore-packaged universe masterminded l:y the ;:'louthland Corporation - a magic world where The Cof fee's Fresh - Or It's Free. What started out as a convenience store gone-national has become the all-purpose way-station for the young, the old, and the mobile aisentrlnchised. It is a means by which we can feed, entertain and revitalize America's underbelly through a network of meeting & feeding units. AII of this owes its success to the forethought of an unbustable alliance created by the packaged food industry, various politicaL/religious/entertainment leaders, and a coast to coast zontngffranchiie system that is too weII embedded to ever suffer the anti-trust penaltes merited by its activities. To understand how these forces dictate the digestive and mental tastes of America, it is essential to examine the nature and effect of the 7-11 primary roles. ( 1 ) 7-'1 I As Dispensinq Maching - rh9 layout of the 7-11 store leaves little doub large dispensing machine - delivering Supernachos and Big Neapolitans to an "I Want It Now" populace. No matter that there is a tim:.tea universe of products and merchandise categories in every outlet, you still have a "Freedom of Choice" because being told what to chooie is the Lrue freedom of choice. You need airline peanuts. You need Nantucket cookies. You need Surf detergent. 7-11' s are dropped into each community so that they can actively dispense these products equally to aII Americans. (21 7-1 1 As Soup Kitchen - For those who can afford better than dogfood, but wr'o ItobuyaBigMacorcookaLeanCuisineathome, :.-11 offers the perfect alternative. Americans can jumpstart their day with Big Brew Coffee l"W" start you revvin"') and a sweet roll. For lunch, how ab5ut a Sloppy Joe Turnover Pie or a Ham and Cheese Hot Pocket? For dinner, what about a binty Moore Beef Stew or Beans and Weiners mini-meal. Just pop the lid, empty inlo dish and heat according to instructions. (Do not put metal can in 6ven). And don't forget to wash it down with a Super Big GuIp of your favorite softdrink (3) 7-11 As Community Center - Are you_a member of the 7-11 Coffee Club? Just pay IubcupandgetitfiI1edfreeeveryA.M.(B1ack or-with Flavor Charm). And while you greet other club members, make sure you

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1ESPECIAL AWARD IS}I

THE A&R REPORT PRESENTSTHE

1986 THANKSGIVING AWARDT O 7 _ 1 1

REPORT;OFTEN -rrv ERROR - NEVER IN DOUBT'

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Sure , w€ ' re conce rned abou t t he home less i nAmer ica, but what about the neo-homelessthose m i l l i ons o f c i t i zens who have homes bu tdon ' t s tay i n t hem. Our teenagers , ou rcommute rs , ou r s ing le and 1one ly , ou r a l i ena tedfami ly members seeking somewhere to go.There rs on l y one p lace ac ross th i s l andscapethat can be counted on for these people andtha t ' s t he p lace where F reedom i s Wa i t i ngt h e l o c a l 7 - 1 1 !T h a t ' s r i g h t , A m e r i c a ' s s o c i a l l y d i s p l a c e d a n ddisadvantaged have stepped in to the;ore-packaged universe masterminded l :y the; : ' louth land Corporat ion - a magic wor ld where TheC o f f e e ' s F r e s h - O r I t ' s F r e e .

What s tar ted out as a convenience store gone-nat ional has become the

a l l - pu rpose way -s ta t i on fo r t he young , t he o ld , and the mob i l ea i sen t r l nch i sed . I t i s a means by wh ich we can feed , en te r ta in andrev i ta l i ze Amer i ca ' s underbe l l y t h rough a ne twork o f mee t ing & feed ingun i t s . A I I o f t h i s owes i t s success to the fo re though t o f an unbus tab lea l l i ance c rea ted by the packaged food i ndus t r y , va r i ouspo l i t i caL / re l i g ious /en te r ta inmen t l eade rs , and a coas t t o coas tzontngf f ranchi ie system that is too weI I embedded to ever suf fer thean t i - t rus t pena l tes mer i t ed by i t s ac t i v i t i es . To unders tand how thesefo rces d i c ta te the d iges t i ve and men ta l t as tes o f Amer i ca , i t i s essen t i a l t oexamine the na tu re and e f fec t o f t he 7 -11 p r imary ro les .( 1 ) 7 - ' 1 I As D ispens inq Mach ing - rh9 l ayou t o f t he 7 -11 s to re l eaves l i t t l edoub la rge d i spens ing mach ine - de l i ve r i ngSupernachos and B ig Neapo l i t ans to an " I Wan t I t Now" popu lace . No ma t te r

tha t t he re i s a t im : . t ea un i ve rse o f p roduc ts and merchand ise ca tego r ies i n

eve ry ou t l e t , you s t i l l have a "F reedom o f Cho ice " because be ing to ld wha t t o

choo ie i s t he L rue f reedom o f cho i ce . You need a i r l i ne peanu ts . You needNan tucke t cook ies . You need Sur f de te rgen t . 7 -11 ' s a re d ropped in to eachcommuni ty so that they can act ive ly d ispense these products equal ly to aI IAmer i cans .(21 7 -1 1 As Soup K i t chen - Fo r t hose who can a f fo rd be t te r t han dog food , bu t

w r ' o � I t o b u y a B i g M a c o r c o o k a L e a n C u i s i n e a t h o m e ,: . -11 o f fe rs the pe r fec t a l t e rna t i ve . Amer i cans can j umps ta r t t he i r day w i thB ig B rew Co f fee l "W" s ta r t you revv in " ' ) and a swee t ro l l . Fo r l unch , howab5ut a Sloppy Joe Turnover Pie or a Ham and Cheese Hot Pocket? For d inner ,what about a b in ty Moore Beef Stew or Beans and Weiners min i -meal . Just pop

the l i d , emp ty i n lo d i sh and hea t acco rd ing to i ns t ruc t i ons . (Do no t pu t

me ta l can i n 6ven ) . And don ' t f o rge t t o wash i t down w i th a Super B ig Gu Ip

of your favor i te sof tdr ink(3 ) 7 -11 As Commun i t y Cen te r - A re you_a member o f t he 7 -11 Co f fee C lub? Jus tp a y � I u b c u p a n d g e t i t f i I 1 e d f r e e e v e r y A . M . ( B 1 a c ko r -w i th F lavo r Charm) . And wh i l e you g ree t o the r c lub members , make su re you

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enjoy the many c lub benef i ts - rent a v ideo, buy a paperDacK' pray

game or check out the magazine se lect ion. (For our v iews on the recent

sk in -mag hoop la , see i sh 33 , " ' 7 -11 and the Pen thouse Ban - F igh t i ng

Pornography bu t Endanger ing 'L i t e t . . y i ' ) . I n t h i s age o f d im in i sh ing commun i t y

ga the r ing p laces , 7 -11 has become the a l l - pu rpose game- room ' l i b ra ry and B0 ' s

c racke rba r re l .(4 ) 7 -11 As Soc ia l F rancha-se - Un t i l t he modern age o f f ranch is ing ' t he one

cons i s ten t l y recogn izab le s t ruc tu re ac ross the coun t r ys ide was the wh i te

s teep lechase chu r6h . 7 -11 ' however , has fas t rep laced the chu rch as the

a rb i te r o f t he soc ia l consc ience . I t p reaches to cus tomers w i th a sp i r i t ua l

out look that combines Free Enterpr ise, a cr ipp led moral out look and an"Anyone Can Make I t " a t t i tude.7 -11 -Amer i ca i s a l and o f oppor tun i t y where you can buy you r w inn ing l o t t o

t icket , win a few hundred t i rbusand a i - ta Ury y6, r r -own 7--11 f ranchise ' Then you

can se l l i r l i s s ing ch i l d ren homo m i l k , he lp Je r ry ' s K ids , and p reven t t he

spread of pornography. Never mind that t f re gestures make bet ter PR than

contr ibut ions to soc iety , the impor tant th in ! is that Cof fee is Ready and

Freedom i s wa i t i ng . w i t i l t ha t a t l i t ude and a che r ry s ru rpee super B ig Gurp '

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