No.91 June 2018

ShavingsLaurieton Men's ShedVision Statement: The Laurieton Men’s Shed aims to be the venue of choice for men of all ages in the local community; to share their interests, skills and ideals in a spirit of mateship and a place to benefit their health through participation in a variety of activities with a senseof belonging.

Happenings Around Your Shed.

Mother’s Day visit from Lakeside Aged Care Facility – Thursday 10th May.Thanks to a lot shed members doing the preparation work the visit was well received by the ladies from Lakeside.

Plans are already under way for a similar Father’s Day event for the men.

Shipping Container StorageThe connecting roofing is complete and already being put to good use.

Bunnings BBQ Fundraising – Sunday 13th May.Even though the Bunnings BBQ was on Mothers' Day - in blistering cold conditions we still managed to sell 340 x Sausage Sandwiches & 98 Drinks. A BIG thank you to the men who helped.Biggest Morning Tea – Tuesday 15th May.This event was a popular success with over $210 raised for the Cancer Council.

P&C Meeting – Friday 18th May.The pizza oven was in action again. First out was a Foccacia witholives, followed by a variety of pizzas created by attendees. Myfirst effort was a flop – rescued by a quick transformation into acalzone (basically a folded and rolled pizza). My next attemptwas much better – see adjacent photo. Why not come along nexttime and make a custom pizza tailored to your own taste.

Coming EventsRaffles - THURSDAYS - 7th, 14th and 21st June.If you are a new member and want to help raise funds or you are an older member who now has time on their hands to help: contact Brian Woods or talk to him at the shed as he is there most days.Riverwalk Markets – Sunday 17th June.Extra help always welcome.June General Meeting: Tuesday 19th – 10.30am.P&C Meeting - Friday 22nd June. This social gathering (P&C meeting) every Friday following the monthly meeting. Starts around 4.00pm and finishes no later than 8.00pm, or whenever you like to leave. Best value in town, $5.00 buys dinner, a beer or soft drink and heaps of laughs. Activities include warmingyour feet around an open fire, pool, darts, cards, or just plain old chilling out with your mates.Laurieton Men’s Shed, where wasting time, is time well wasted.

Travels with Viktors LorbergsViktors recently visited Cloudy Bay, on Bruny Island. Nice scenery, and of course he checked out the local Mens Shed.

Caravan/Boat/Trailer/Vehicle Storage.Fees will increase to $7.50 per week from 2nd July 2018. A $50 non-refundable deposit is payable when a space is assigned to you. Contact Richard Curry.

Something NewPool Competition.If you don’t visit the shed often you might not be aware that the shed has a 3/4 Pool Table &new member John Toth is trying to start a Pool Comp. Let John know if you’re interested.Garden Composting.John "CHAT" James is trying to strengthen our soil by composting. Have a chat with him & he will tell you what to do.

For a Laugh.

"I've outlived my dick." A Poem - by Willie Nelson

My nookie days are over,My pilot light is out.What used to be my pride and joy,Is now my water spout.

Time was when, on its own accord,From my trousers it would spring.But now I've got a full time job,To find the friggin thing.

It used to be embarrassing,The way it would behave.For every single morning,It would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches,It sure gives me the blues.To see it hang its little head,And watch me tie my shoes!!

TV Tray for Seniors