Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.Mark Twain—American author

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.Will Rogers—American actor

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.Will Rogers—American actor

No nation was ever ruined by trade.Benjamin Franklin—Founding Father

If it's wrong when they do it, it's wrong when we do it.Noam Chomsky—American philosopher

He who wishes to serve his country must have not only the power to think, but the will to act.Plato—Classical Greek philosopher

The love of economy is the root of all virtue.George Bernard Shaw—Irish playwright and economist

Wisdom is better than weapons of war.Book of Ecclesiastes 9:18

Education is the most powerful weapon, which you can use to change the world.Nelson Mandela—Deceased anti-apartheid activist, politician

An investment in knowledge pays the best interest.Benjamin Franklin—Founding father

A man without ethics is a wild beast loosed upon this world.Albert Camus—Author, journalist, philosopher

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.Lily Tomlin—American actress, comedian

Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.Confucius—Cool Asian philosopher dude

Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile.Albert Einstein—Physicist

Action is the foundational key to all success.Pablo Picasso—Painter dude

Failure is success if we learn from it.Malcolm Forbes—Publisher of Forbes Magazine

If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?Vince Lombardi—American football player

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have.Winston Churchill

Life without liberty is like a body without spirit.Khalil Gibran—Lebanese artist, poet, writer

Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.Alexander Hamilton—Founding father

We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone.Ronald Reagan

Change your thoughts and you change your world.Norman Vincent Peale

You must do the things you think you cannot do.Eleanor Roosevelt—First lady to Teddy Roosevelt

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best.Benjamin Disraeli—British politician

Pursue one great decisive aim with force and determination.Carl von Clausewitz—German soldier and military strategist

The truest wisdom is a resolute determination.Napoleon Bonaparte—French guy

For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong.H. L. Mencken—American journalist

The greatest crime since World War II has been U.S. foreign policy.Ramsey Clark—American lawyer

To deny people their human rights is to challenge their very humanity.Nelson Mandela

Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.Martin Luther King, Jr.

Justice cannot be for one side alone, but must be for both.Eleanor Roosevelt