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Mom and Dad hailed from Milwaukee, Wis., where polka is king. As a family of six children, we would pack ourselves into the station wagon and make the drive into the Valley of the Moon to spend the day at Little Switzerland. I have such fond memories of these family outings with the music, dancing, good food and fun activities for children.

Now, as a grown woman with daughters and granddaughters, I can no longer create new memories at Little Switzerland. I am glad every so often that I can drive to the Moose Lodge on Broadway in Sonoma and get a good workout on a Sunday night trying to keep up with the polka masters out on the dance floor there.

My point is this: the only thing I am certain of in life is change. Sonoma and its outlying communities are changing, much like other areas throughout Sonoma County. Who among us old-timers could truly have envisioned gaming casinos gracing our rural landscape, much less the “friendly city” of Rohnert Park?

Please keep the conversations going among yourselves in Sonoma regarding your community and growing pains. Some of us even remember when there was a swimming pool at the Sonoma Valley High School, which was a wonderful asset to the most important part of any town: its children and youth.

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Over 400 people signed a petition last week against Paul Hobbs Winery and its plans to convert an apple orchard into a vineyard

surrounding five schools in rural Sebastopol.Hobbs is an international wine baron who owns vineyards in at

least half a dozen countries, and who has a history of clearcutting without permits and then paying fines afterward. He is among those responsible for changing the Redwood Empire into “wine country.”

Though the orchard-to-vineyard conversion in Sebastopol has been in process for around a year—as some school officials have apparently known—parents didn’t find about it until last week, when workers in hazmat suits showed up.

“Nobody wants their child exposed to something that could hurt them,” said mother Christine Dzilvelis who, along with others in the new Watertrough Children’s Alliance, is concerned with pesticide drift, asbestos, lead and arsenic poisoning in the soil and water contamination.

“As the director of a preschool on the Apple Blossom campus,” writes Barbara Stockton, “I am utterly appalled that his development might occur.”

“We have children at Apple Blossom and Orchard View schools,” wrote Michelle Muse upon signing the petition. “Our children will be within feet of herbicide and pesticide applications. This is not acceptable.”

Mothers and allies met last week with various officials, including agriculture commissioner Tony Linegar, who has the power to deny a permit for the vineyard conversion, which is still being reviewed.

Hobbs—who took over a portion of neighbor John Jenkel’s land in a contentious and highly criticized maneuver in 2011, and then cut down even more trees along a designated scenic corridor—is often called a “bad apple” of Sonoma County’s wine industry. But the obvious issue rose from Amy Taganaski, who has two children at Apple Blossom School: “How can the school continue to be called Apple Blossom if there are not apples to be found nearby?”

Shepherd Bliss operates a farm near the proposed vineyard, teaches

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RantsBy Tom TomorrowTHIS MODERN WORLD

1 Zach Braff donates remaining amount needed to save the Rio Theater

2 Christopher Kostow, Merry Edwards take home James Beard awards

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4 Bike to Work Day is Thursday, May 9—get those free breakfast burritos!

5 Watch out, world: Leilani Clark has returned to the building

Top Fiveradical—they have, and always will be around (born inside this country or not). It should be for the legions of government agencies (19 in total, apparently, in Boston—BTW, where are they every weekend in Oakland?) that are growing every year on your tax dollar and devoted to broadening every manner of surveillance into our lives.

This all to keep the tired, slaving (and voting and taxpaying) masses staying terrorized of terrorists!

Public safety? Yeah, right.

Just like the war on drugs, this is another misguided government policy justified in order to keep large corporate shareholders happy, and for us to silently comply with increasing illegal intrusions into our daily life. And we are lucky: at least the drones aren’t shooting us in this country. Yet.

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A PERSON WHO NEEDS PEOPLE BottleRock’s Bob Vogt says he knows how it feels to have a bigger, competing show.

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Bartolucci, “I’d walk around my house belting like Barbara Streisand, singing ‘Don’t Rain on My Parade.’”

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This weekend, Bartolucci—

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“It’s a little scary to me,” Bartolucci says, “because the show is very different from the Streisand movie, which everyone

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Which brings us to the bad news: there has been a bit of rain in Napa to threaten Lucky Penny’s parade.

The troubles began in January, when the BottleRock festival announced its five-day event, three days of which overlap with the opening of Funny Girl. According to Martin, show director, there was great concern that Funny Girl—with lavish sets, large cast, lush period costumes and overall costs in the area of $55,000—could be adversely affected by the simultaneous draw of BottleRock.

And in recent weeks, allegations arose that Martin might have used his day job as Napa’s community outreach coordinator to secure improper financial support from BottleRock’s co-producer Bob Vogt. The brouhaha was reported in the Napa Valley Register, which described a purchase of a block of Funny Girl tickets by Vogt.

With Martin serving on the city staff overseeing the potential impact on the residents of Napa during BottleRock, the appearance of a possible conflict of interest was called to attention by a number of local business owners.

No evidence has come up that Martin offered BottleRock any sort of quid pro quo in exchange for the ticket purchase, yet the resulting kerfuffle has been awkward for Martin at an already sensitive time before opening weekend.

“I immediately realized this was going to look odd to people, and I was right,” Martin says, adding that he hadn’t even known about the ticket purchase until reading in the paper that BottleRock was offering some inconvenienced residents close to the festival a choice between free BottleRock passes or tickets to Funny Girl.

Vogt, who, as a partner in the Uptown Theatre in Napa, says he knows how it feels when a larger event threatens to adversely affect attendance, vehemently denies any conflict of interest. “It’s a nonissue,” he says.

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on his body, and he left the service in November of 2004.

“I’ve got a laundry list of injuries,” Shore tells me over the phone recently. “For nine years, I’ve been in constant pain.”

But despite sustaining severe back and neck injuries, broken ribs and clavicle, and a traumatic brain injury, Shore misses the military. Which is why just a few weeks ago, he joined a handful of other vets at boot camp.

Instead of fatigues, however, they dressed in tall white hats and coats. Instead of surveillance and scuttling, they spoke of dashes

of spices and slicing on the diagonal. Wielding paring knives and spatulas, six vets and their spouses learned how to trim duck breasts and make soup stock at the Culinary Institute of America at Greystone in St. Helena.

The CIA and the military go way back—to 1946, when its original New York location was founded as a vocational training school for returning World War II vets. Now the prestigious school offers culinary boot camps for vets of Iraq and Afghanistan who were wounded in the line of duty.

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flavor. Zagat-rated with much

of the produce from its own

gardens. Dinner, Wed-Sun;

brunch, Sun. 3535 Guerneville

Rd, Santa Rosa. 707.523.4814.

MARIN COUNTYBoca South American. $$$-$$$$. Enjoy flavorful and rich regional fare in the rustic décor of an Argentinean ranch. Lunch, Mon-Fri; dinner daily. 340 Ignacio Blvd, Novato. 415.833.0901.

Citrus & Spice Thai/Californian. $$. Thai meets California, with fresh fruit accents, light herbs and spices, and a great mango-duck summer roll. Lunch, Mon-Fri; dinner daily. 1444 Fourth St, San Rafael. 415.455.0444.

Comforts Californian. $$. The Chinese chicken salad is beyond rapturous. Excellent celebrity sightings. Eat in or takeout. Breakfast and lunch daily. 335 San Anselmo Ave, San Anselmo. 415.454.9840.

Drake’s Beach Cafe Californian. $$-$$$. More dinner party than restaurant, and the food is fresh and amazing. A meal to remember.Lunch, Thurs-Mon. 1 Drake’s Beach Rd, Pt Reyes National Seashore. 415.669.1297.

Fish Seafood. $$-$$$. Incredibly fresh seafood in incredibly relaxed setting . Lunch and dinner daily. (Cash only.) 350 Harbor Dr, Sausalito. 415.331.FISH.

Iron Springs Pub & Brewery Brewpub. $$. Pub grub gets a pub-cuisine facelift. Lunch, Wed-Sun; dinner daily. 765 Center Blvd, Fairfax. 415.485.1005.

Left Bank French. $$-$$$. Splendid, authentic French cuisine. Lunch and dinner daily. 507 Magnolia Ave, Larkspur. 415.927.3331.

M&G’s Burgers & Beverages American. $. The ultimate in American cuisine. Crispy fries, good burgers and friendly locals chowing down. Lunch and dinner daily. 2017 Sir Francis Drake Blvd, Fairfax. 415.454.0655.

Marin Brewing Co Pub food. $-$$. Excellent soups, salads, pub grub and award-winning pork-beer sausage. Lunch and dinner daily. 1809 Larkspur Landing Circle, Larkspur. 415.461.4677.

Pine Cone Diner Eclectic. $$. Funky diner meets upscale bistro. Ambitious dishes, like cherry-wood-smoked pork

DiningOur selective list of North Bay restaurants is subject to menu, pricing and schedule changes. Call first for confirmation. Restaurants in these listings appear on a rotating basis. For expanded listings, visit www.bohemian.com.

COST: $ = Under $12; $$ = $13-$20; $$$ = $21-$26; $$$$ = Over $27Rating indicates the low to average cost of a full dinner for one person, exclusive of desserts, beverages and tip.

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Robata Grill & Sushi Japanese. $$. Mmm. With thick slices of fresh sashimi, Robata knows how to do it. The rolls are big winners. Lunch, Mon-Fri; dinner daily. 591 Redwood Hwy, Mill Valley. 415.381.8400.

Salito’s Crab House Seafood . $$$. Waterfront setting with extensive marine menu plus steak and other American staples. Lunch and dinner daily. 1200 Bridgeway Ave, Sausalito. 415.331.3226.

Small Shed Flatbreads Pizza. $$. Slow Food-informed Marin Organics devotee with a cozy, relaxed family atmosphere and no BS approach to great food served simply for a fair price. 17 Madrona St, Mill Valley. Open for lunch and dinner daily. 415.383.4200.

Sorella Caffe Italian. $$. The embodiment of Fairfax casual, with delicious, high-quality food that lacks pretension. Dinner, Tues-Sun. 107 Bolinas Rd, Farifax. 415.258.4520.

The William Tell House American & Italian. $$. Marin County’s oldest saloon. Casual and jovial atmosphere. Steaks, pasta, chicken and fish all served with soup or salad. Lunch and dinner daily. 26955 Hwy 1, Tomales. 707.878.2403

Tommy’s Wok Chinese. $-$$. Tasty and filling Chinese fare without the greasy weigh-down. Nice vegetarian selections, too. Lunch and dinner, Mon-Sat; dinner only, Sun; closed Tues. 3001 Bridgeway Ave, Sausalito. 415.332.5818.

Yet Wah Chinese. $$. Can’t go wrong here. Special Dungeness crab dishes for dinner; dim sum for lunch. Lunch and dinner daily. 1238 Fourth St, San Rafael. 415.460.9883.

NAPA COUNTYAd Hoc American. $$-$$$. Thomas Keller’s quintessential

neighborhood restaurant.

Prix fixe dinner changes daily.

Actually takes reservations.

6476 Washington St, Yountville.

707.944.2487.

Alexis Baking Co Cafe. $-$$. Alexis excels at

baked goods and offers killer

breakfasts and sensible soup-

’n’-salad lunches. Breakfast

and lunch daily. 1517 Third St,

Napa. 707.258.1827.

Bistro Jeanty French. $$$.

Rich, homey cuisine. A perfect

choice when you can’t get a

chance to do your Laundry.

Lunch and dinner daily.

6510 Washington St, Yountville.

707.944.4870.

Bounty Hunter Wine

country casual. $$. Wine shop

and bistro with maverick moxie

for the wine cowboy. Premium

bottles for sale, also. Lunch and

dinner daily. 975 First St, Napa.

707.266.3976.

Brannan’s Grill California cuisine. $$-$$$.

Creative cuisine in handsome

Craftsman setting. Lunch and

dinner daily. 1347 Lincoln Ave,

Calistoga. 707.942.2233.

Celadon Global

comfort food. $$. Relaxed

sophistication in intimate

neighborhood bistro setting

by the creek. Superior wine

list. Lunch, Mon-Fri; dinner

daily. 500 Main St, Ste G, Napa.

707.254.9690.

Checkers California. $$.

Perfect casual spot for dinner

before the movie. Try the

panéed chicken and butternut

squash ravioli. Lunch and

dinner daily. 1414 Lincoln Ave,

Calistoga. 707.942.9300.

Cindy’s Backstreet Kitchen Eclectic. $$-$$$. As

comfortable as it sounds, with

a rich and varied melting pot of

a menu. Lunch and dinner daily.

1327 Railroad Ave, St Helena.

707.963.1200.

Cindy Pawlycyn’sFazerrati’s Pizza. $-$$. Great pie, cool

brews, the game’s always on.

Great place for post-Little

League. Lunch and dinner

daily. 1517 W Imola Ave, Napa.

707.255.1188.

Fumé Bistro & Bar California cuisine. $$$.

California bistro fare that

nearly always hits the mark.

Lunch and dinner daily; brunch,

Sat-Sun. 4050 Byway E, Napa.

707.257.1999.

Gilwoods Cafe Diner. $-$$.

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SONOMA CO UNTYCahill Winery Sample whites, reds, distilled Chardonnay spirits and a refillable one-gallon jug wine with unalloyed lack of wine country airs in this ramshackle warehouse steps away from the West Country Trail, Green Valley’s own Weinwanderweg. Bring your dog; the cat doesn’t mind. 4950 Ross Road, Sebastopol. Open Friday, 1–5pm; Saturday–Sunday, 11am–5pm. No fee. 707.823.1335.

David Coffaro Vineyards Coffaro specializes in unique red blends and Zinfandels. Coffaro keeps an online diary of his daily winemaking activities (www.coffaro.com/diary.html). 7485 Dry Creek Road, Geyserville. Appointment only. 707.433.9715.

Geyser Peak Winery In the 1990s, the facility was in thrall to Australian overlords the Penfolds, who brought in winemakers Daryl Groom and Mick Shroeter. When their Shiraz won top awards at the Sonoma County Harvest Fair, it was seen as a peak moment in an Aussie invasion. 22281 Chianti Road, Geyserville. Open daily, 10am–5pm. 800.255.9463

John Tyler Wines For decades, the Bacigalupis have been selling prized grapes to the likes of Chateau Montelena and Williams Selyem. Now, the third-generation wine growers offer the pick of the vineyard in their own tasting room, brand-new in 2011. Graceful Pinot and sublime Zin. 4353 Westside Road, Healdsburg. Open dail,y 10:30am–5pm. Tastings $10. 707.473.0115.

Nalle Winery Rising above the vineyards like some kind of New Age bunker, the rosemary-shrouded winery houses a down-to-earth father-and-son team dedicated to low-alcohol Dry Creek Zinfandel. Greeters Lila

and Pella present soggy tennis balls. 2385 Dry Creek Road, Healdsburg. Saturdays, noon–5pm. No fee. 707.433.1040.

Ridge Vineyards Lytton Springs (WC) Paul Draper is one of the top five winemakers nationwide. The wines are fabulous and tend to inspire devotion in drinkers. The tasting room is an environmentally conscious structure. 650 Lytton Springs Road, Healdsburg. Open daily, 11am–4pm. 707.433.7721.

Timber Crest Farms Animal labels abound at Peterson Winery’s expanded tasting room adjacent the cellar. Is that a Jackalope, or is that just the Dry Creek Valley Zinfandel? Also on hand is Papapietro-Perry and the six Family Wineries of Dry Creek. Dashe Cellars crafts mainly powerful Zinfandels and other reds. At Kokomo Winery, it’s about the reds. Also look for Mietz Cellars, Lago di Merlo and Collier Falls. 4791 Dry Creek Road, Healdsburg. Tasting rooms generally open daily from around 11am to 4:30pm. 707.433.0100. 707.431.7568.

NAPA COU NTYBeringer Vineyards (WC) This historic winery offers some seven daily tours for nominal fees, most of which end gratefully with a glass and a spin through the underground wine-aging tunnels. Open daily, 10am–6pm (summer hours). 2000 Main St., Napa. 707.963.7115.

Casa Nuestra Winery Endearingly offbeat, with a dedicated staff and a collection of goats and dogs roaming freely. 3451 Silverado Trail N., St. Helena. Open daily, 10am–5pm. 707.963.5783.

Domaine Carneros Inspired by Taittinger’s Château de la Marquetterie of Champagne, this house of premium sparkling wine is a

hard-to-miss landmark on

the Carneros Highway. Enjoy

a private Balcony Package

for special occasions or taste

sparkling and still wines paired

with artisan cheese and caviar

with the masses. Luxury bubbly

Le Rêve offers a bouquet of

hoary yeast and crème brûlée

that just slips away like a

dream. 1240 Duhig Road (at

Highway 12/121), Napa. Wine

flights $15; also available

by the glass or bottle. Open

10am–5:45pm. 800.716.2788.

Hall Winery (WC) Craig

and Kathryn Hall specialize

in “beefy” wines favored

by Robert Parker. Intensely

modern art and all things

Austrian. New tasting room

will be by Frank Gehry. 401 St.

Helena Hwy. S., St. Helena.

Open daily, 10am–5:30pm.

866.667.HALL.

Madonna Estate Millennial contingent of

multigenerational family

winery, once known as Mount

St. John, finds success running

it old-school: touristy, old-

fashioned, and wildly popular.

Refreshing Gewürztraminer for

summer picnics. 5400 Old

Sonoma Road, Napa. Daily

10am to 5pm; $5–$10.

707.255.8864.

Nichelini Winery Take a joyride in the Napa

backcountry and discover this

rustic little winery that’s been

in the family for generations.

See the only Roman wine press

in the Western Hemisphere.

2950 Sage Canyon Road,

St. Helena. Saturday and

Sunday, 10am–5pm. No fee.

707.963.0717.

Olabisi & Trahan Wineries In the fancy

heart of downtown Napa, a

low-budget “cellar” where

wines are shelved, with clever

economy, in stacks of wood

pallets; vibes are laid-back and

real. Carneros Chardonnay and

fruity but firm and focused Cab

and Merlot from Suisin Valley,

Napa’s much less popular

stepsister to the east. 974

Franklin St., Napa. Open daily,

noon–5:30pm. Tasting fee, $15.

707.257.7477.

Most reviews by James Knight. Note: Those listings marked ‘WC’ denote wineries with caves. These wineries are usually only open to the public by appointment.

Wineries in these listings appear on a rotating basis.

WineriesGamba Vineyards & WineryAt 113 years old, long in the toothsoBY JAMES KNIGHT

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grape grower, tending an irreplaceable, century-old vineyard, but he’s clearly no sentimentalist. See what he’s done to his 27-acre vineyard, planted in 1900 by Cesare Barbieri. The silhouette of “old vine Zin” is typically squat, thick-trunkedgnarled arms flailing wildly—if ever so slowlydirections. That’s mostly dead wood, says Gawhittled the “goblet” shaped vines down to thessentials, and trained them up on stakes. Nohe wanted to bump up the crop: Gamba’s vinea paltry half-ton per acre.

That was nothing to boast about when this vineyardnor when Agostino Luigi Gamba Sr. settled down here i1940s. In fact, the vines can do a little better, but Gambacrop even then, in order to coax the oldsters into producZin flavors that he wants. And they do.

Gamba only opens the doors by appointment, so, beflying airport traffic, it’s fairly quiet at this little cellar onRoad. The winery was built in 2007 with FSC certified wash concrete, and kept cool by insulation and, on Sundaroom manager Mike Adair’s collection of vintage vinyl.“Family Ranches” Russian River Valley Zinfandel ($45) woody and mocha-y; it’s all-American oak for Gamba, wfor Viansa Winery and Dick Arrowood before creating tof bed and walk to work” gig for himself 2000.

The “Starr Road Ranch” Zinfandel, aka Moratto Vinenearly upstaged the home vineyard, after the 2007 inspfrom celebrity chef Emeril Lagasse. He wanted to featurMario Batali’s “Pork Loin in the Style of Porchetta with FWine Spectator’s celebrity chef event in New York. So thBut it’s the 2010’s ($45) enticing raspberry-and-flowers pgraham cracker spice and plush, rich plum fruit flavor thattention. It doesn’t feel hot, but at 16.2 percent alcohol, one for the jelly jars.

While the vineyard that Gus grew up in has surviveda hundred years (and likely improved), the corporate-owvineyard that surrounds it has been replanted three timcan remember. The “Centuria” dessert Zinfandel is comvintages, reserved in the same barrel year after year. It’swith a refined, sherried nuttiness and smooth, creamy pand, to a soundtrack of Ella Fitzgerald on Verve, the talksentimental around here, after all.

Gamba Vineyards & Winery, 2912 Woolsey Road, Wiappointment only. 707.542.5892.

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The Black KeysWhat You Need to Know The duo once recorded an album inside an old rubber tire factory in their hometown of Akron, Ohio.

Song You Hope They’ll Play “Keep Your Hands Off Her,” a Junior Kimbrough cover.

From the Gossip Pages In 2011, drummer Patrick Carney’s ex-wife wrote “Snapshots from a Rock ’N’ Roll Marriage,” about the couple’s tumultuous marriage and eventual split.

Alabama ShakesWhat You Need to Know Just see them. Then you’ll know.

Song You Hope They’ll Play “Hold On,” which blows away the Wilson Phillips song of the same name by miles.

Let’s Compare! Singer Brittany Howard gets the Janis Joplin comparison on an hourly basis, but she’s far more reliable live.

PrimusWhat You Need to Know Primus is led by the best damn rock bassist in the world. Even folks in the pit will stop at one point to gawk at the thunderous pounding and plucking of Les Claypool’s mindboggling fingers.

Song You Hope They’ll Play An incredible claymation video for “Southbound Pachyderm” was made in 1995, involving a kidnapped elephant and an evil dictator. Hopefully, they’ll show the video, too.

Join in the Chant Fans routinely chant “Primus sucks!” at their shows. It’s a term of endearment.

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4-H barn dance, eat your heart out.“If there’s one way to protect the

future,” Meyers says confidently, “it’s to go big. We’re on the map now. Our goal was to establish this as a must-do, for artists and fans alike, early on in the festival season.”

But with big size comes big headaches. Today, a week before BottleRock kicks off with a pre-festival concert by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis, Meyers has been pummeled with logistics. He’s been in even more meetings with the city today. He’s just talked again to the fire marshal. A couple days prior, Furthur, his Thursday night headliner, canceled, citing Bob Weir’s collapse onstage the week before in New York.

But Meyers is nothing if not

determined, and one can sense he’s certain he’s already won. “Clearly, the response from the talent, the response from the customer—it’s something people want to be a part of,” he says. “This is already happening; we’re not going backwards on this.”

In other words: Napa, open your doors to the biggest, craziest lineup the North Bay has ever seen.

The night before the full BottleRock lineup was announced in January,

a photo of a fax on BottleRock letterhead featuring a hoax “lineup” spread around the internet. It listed the Dave Matthews Band, Pearl Jam, Beck, Jack White, Robin Williams, the Pixies, Louis CK, New Order, Fiona Apple and other bands that were surely too good to be true.

But come the next morning’s official announcement, the fake fax lineup had also listed many of what turned out to be verified bands. Flaming Lips. Alabama Shakes. Macklemore. Zac Brown Band. Ben Harper. Bad Religion. Jackson Browne. Andrew Bird. Wallflowers. If you’re reading this, you know the others—the Black Keys, Primus, the Avett Brothers, Kings of Leon, Jane’s Addiction, Dirty Projectors, Violent Femmes, the Shins, Dwight Yoakam, Iron & Wine and many, many mind-boggling more. “Too good to be true” was, well, just plain true.

How’d they do it? Credit must be given to talent buyer Sheila Groves-Tracey of Notable Talent, a Petaluma resident who in the past has booked New George’s in San Rafael and the Mystic Theatre in Petaluma, and who now manages the Uptown Theatre. Both Vogt and Meyers credit Groves-Tracey with being “a huge help” in handling the booking.

But the biggest question is about who’s putting up the money, and on that point, Meyers and BottleRock cofounder Bob Vogt keep quiet. “I don’t think it’s appropriate to discuss that,” says Vogt, in the middle of the fairgrounds’ huge, empty field, soon to be filled with screaming fans. Meyers is only slightly more forthcoming: “The funding specifically for this event has come from )18

Kings of LeonWhat You Need to Know In 2010, the Kings cut their set short in St. Louis because a flock of pigeons decided to shit all over the band.

Song You Hope They’ll Play “Taper Jean Girl,” the last song the band played while pigeons were shitting all over them.

What Could Go Wrong Napa has even bigger pigeons than St. Louis.

Dirty ProjectorsWhat You Need to Know This hip group uses a lot of electronic sounds on record and recreates them live almost perfectly.

Song You Hope They’ll Play The badass rhythm, powerful yet sweet female vocals and sweet ear candy guitar parts of “Stillness Is the Move” are groove-inducing.

You Should Bring Dancing shoes, tight pants, dark sunglasses and a goatskin pouch.

Best CoastWhat You Need to Know It’s as if this band were cryogenically frozen in 1994 and thawed out a couple years ago to teach overproduced hipster bands a lesson. And they don’t even know how to use the “three seashells.”

Song You Hope They’ll Play “When I’m with You,” the saddest happy song you’ll hear all day.

Surf’s Up Best Coast is often categorized as surf rock, which is odd considering they don’t surf and their music has nothing to do with the sport. Don’t be fooled.

Café TacubaWhat You Need to Know They’re one of the biggest bands in Latin America and won three Grammy awards for their last album.

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THE FOUNDERS Without big concert-promotion giants like Live

Nation or AEG, Bob Vogt and Gabe Meyers have produced BottleRock

entirely locally.

a variety of sources: private equity, sponsorships, and ourselves.”

“Ourselves” means two guys who have only a little experience in the concert-promotion business—they’ve held numerous benefits for Giants fan Bryan Stow at Napa’s Uptown Theater, in which Vogt is a partner—and none putting on a festival. Which is what makes BottleRock such a tremendous underdog story. Most festivals of comparable stature are booked by Live Nation, AEG Live, C3 Presents or Another Planet Entertainment. That two Napa locals and a Petaluma talent buyer are presenting BottleRock, with no outside promoter, is more than impressive—it’s got everyone in the industry talking.

It certainly has locals talking, too. Because 35,000 people is nearly half the population of the city—and because there’s only a handful of roads in and out of town and fairgrounds parking is scarce to nonexistent—some critics of the festival suggest the possibility for disaster.

“People talk about all these logistical issues and everything,” says Vogt, “and I keep coming back to the basic point that it’s as great a lineup as anyone has seen, I think, in a long time. People will figure out how to park and get here when there’s great music.”

Meyers likes to say that the idea for the festival came to him when he

was in utero at Altamont—he was born in August 1970—and, in fact, he and Vogt thought about using Altamont’s original location, Sears Point Raceway (now Sonoma Raceway) for BottleRock. Vogt and Meyers also bandied around the idea of a South-by-Southwest–type setup, with concerts at multiple venues around town nightly. But after talks with other promoters, it was decided that the Napa Valley Expo had the type of infrastructure perfect for a festival—power, toilets, buildings, big open fields. And, Vogt notes, the Napa Valley itself provided an alluring reason for a lot of bands to say yes.

“We just thought it would be a historic opportunity for the Napa Valley to come together,” says Vogt,

“to kick off something of this size, and of this transformational sort of nature.”

The festival is transformational for Napa from an economic standpoint, as well. Hotel rooms normally going for $329 are going for $799, Meyers says, and “if we average 30,000 people a day, I’m sure there’ll be a calculation coming in around $30 million of economic impact.”

Today, while the large wooden guitars made by Napa artist Richard Von Saal are going in at the Expo, and while around the corner, artists Tim Kopra and Paul Slack construct a triangular sculpture for

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Justin Townes EarleWhat You Need to Know Steve Earle is his pops; Townes van Zandt is his namesake.

Song You Hope He’ll Play “Harlem River Blues,” with its catchy chorus of “Tonight I’m going uptown to the Harlem River to drown,” is sure to be crowd-pleaser.

What Could Go Wrong The dapper singer-songwriter always looks impeccable, but in front of such a large crowd, in the heat, it’s hard not to wonder if the hair gel will run or bow-tie go askew.

Iron and WineWhat You Need to Know Lead singer Samuel Beam is not related to Jim Beam; his band name comes from a dietary supplement; and his cover of “Such Great Heights” was the wedding song for a certain Bohemian staff writer.

Song You Hope They’ll Play “Sodom, South Georgia” once inspired said Bohemian staff writer to take a road trip through the Peach State until she realized it wasn’t a real place. It’s desolate and hopeful and heartbreaking enough to be real.

Watch the Crowd For White people drinking Jim Beam and crying like fools.

Violent FemmesWhat You Need to Know Started busking in Milwaukee and hit college radio with “Blister in the Sun,” featuring the most recognizable bass line from the 1980s.

Song You Hope They’ll Play “Never Tell,” a hypnotic minor-key dirge that the band inhabits and completely transforms live.

So Happy Together Singer Gordon Gano broke up the band by selling “Blister in the Sun” to Wendy’s against band mates’ wishes; they recently kissed and made up.

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THE BANDSRodrigo y GabrielaWhat You Need to Know They perfected their magnificent guitar skills playing in a thrash metal band in Mexico City before moving to Europe.

Song You Hope They’ll Play A medley of Metallica and Slayer covers mixed in with “Stairway to Heaven,” and the original flamenco-inspired “Tamacun.”

Viva Obama! They were invited to play at the White House when the Obamas hosted the president of Mexico.

Carolina Chocolate DropsWhat You Need to Know One of their members actually, legitimately plays a jug.

Song You Hope They’ll Play Although most of their numbers are based on traditional roots music from the Piedmont region of North and South Carolina, they do a mean cover of “Hit ’Em Up Style.”

Watch the Crowd For Tweens wanting to hear that one song from The Hunger Games soundtrack.

XWhat You Need to Know John Doe once punched out a guy at a party in L.A. for making moves on his then-wife, singer Exene Cervenka.

Song You Hope They’ll Play “The Hungry Wolf,” a driving beast of a song.

Is He a Statue? Guitarist Billy Zoom tends to stand immobile on stage, legs spread, strumming and smiling calmly.

Girls & BoysWhat You Need to Know These Sonoma County darlings were crowed Best Indie Band at the 2012 NorBay Music Awards.

Song You Hope They’ll Play The heart-wrenching tribute to local guitar legend Johnny Downer, “Johnny’s Song,” which might provoke a few tears in the crowd.

Why They Are Awesome Because only a handful of local artists were selected to perform on the BottleRock stages.

Sharon Van EttenWhat You Need to Know Last year’s album, Tramp, keeps making new converts.

Song You Hope She’ll Play “I’m Wrong,” which builds in emotional intensity to inexplicable, joyful terror.

The Page Factor It’s not unusual to see her backing band playing their guitars with violin bows.

Joan JettWhat You Need to Know Known as the Queen of Rock ’n’ Roll, Jett was named by Rolling Stone as one of the 100 greatest guitarists of all time.

Song You Hope She’ll Play “Bad Reputation” is the anthem for justifying unladylike behavior of females everywhere.

Watch Out For Lake County biker chicks pummeling frat boys.

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Runaway Soul Ruthie Foster has come a long way since her days of singing Top 40 covers in a Navy ensemble band. The Texas-bred blues and soul singer has released six albums, performed with a fantastic roster of musicians—including blues firebrand Paul Thorn—and, without the help of any major label, forged a career that’s netted two Grammy nominations. Her latest album, Let It Burn, finds Foster covering songs by Adele, the Black Keys, Los Lobos, the Band and others, in addition to new original material. Foster appears in a solo performance on Saturday, May 11, at the Sebastopol Community Cultural Center. 390 Morris St., Sebastopol. 8pm. $33–$35. 707.823.1511.

C O R T E M A D E R A

Reading ListOf all the novels I read in high school, I remember only a handful. I loved Lord of the Flies, A Tale of Two Cities and Catcher in the Rye. I hated The Scarlet Letter and I was baffled by Ethan Frome. But I’ve only re-read one of these books as an adult (hint: it involves a pig’s head on a stick). In his new book Practical Classics, Kevin Smokler uses the essay form to persuade readers to pick up and read again 50 books commonly assigned in high school English class. Pride and Prejudice, Cannery Row, Animal Farm and “Bartleby, the Scrivener” all make Smokler’s list, as does my old snore-inducing nemesis The Scarlet Letter in an essay titled “I Don’t Like It Either.” Kevin Smokler appears on Wednesday, May 8, at Book Passage. 51 Tamal Vista Blvd., Corte Madera. 7pm. 415.927.0960.

P E TA L U M A

Sweet VictoryLooking for a way to celebrate the Giants recent three-game sweep of the blue losers from the south, i.e., the

Dodgers? This month marks the release of ‘Never. Say. Die.,’ a coffee-table book featuring 125 photographs from the San Francisco Giants’ 2012 season by Sports Illustrated photographer Brad Mangin. For anyone with her head under a rock, the 2012 season ended in a series of nail-biting playoff games, culminating in a World Series victory against the Detroit Tigers. Published by Petaluma-based Cameron + Company, the book also features text by sports radio host Brian Murphy. Mangin and Murphy keep the spirit of ’12 alive on Thursday, May 9, at Copperfield’s Books. 140 Kentucky St., Petaluma. 7pm. 707.762.0563.

S E B A S T O P O L

Laugh In For anyone who spent even two seconds in a high school drama class, the word “improv” conjures cringe-inducing memories of awkward theater games performed by even more awkward drama geeks. But the World’s Biggest Comedy Duo actually do improv the way it should be, turning the potentially embarrassing into something slightly subversive and fun. The Comedy Overload event at Hopmonk also features Opposing Media doing a Mystery Science Theater 3000–style take on a Star Trek episode, local standup comedians and, most incongruously, a performance by the Joweh BellyDance troupe. Comedy Overload goofs it up on Saturday, May 11, at Hopmonk Tavern. 230 Petaluma Ave., Sebastopol. 8pm. $12. 707.829.7300.

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Shifting ‘Shape’Trying to keep quiet about ‘The Shape of Things’ BY DAVID TEMPLETON

Neil LaBute’s Shape of Things is hardly a fragile play. The

writing is tough, aggressive and packed with memorable, quotable lines. The story is immediately engaging, and LaBute’s four young college-grad characters are all rich, human and well-defined.

But I still feel I must be very cautious in describing The Shape of Things, now running at Main Stage West, because the experience of watching it for the first time is greatly enhanced by a certain sense of shocking discovery, a series of ingenious surprises and a whopper of a twist, constructed in such a way that the effect could be ruined were too many details revealed.

LADY EVE Jennifer Coté as the transformative temptress Evelyn.

All of which makes reviewing the show extremely tricky.

Suffice it to say that The Shape of Things takes place at a small liberal arts college (possibly based on Brigham Young University, which LaBute attended), where a smart but insecure lit major named Adam (another brilliant, risk-taking performance by Keith Baker) is stunned to have attracted the interest of a gorgeous and self-assured, if slightly intense, art major named Evelyn. As Evelyn, Jennifer Coté is scathingly effective, though her strong performance might have benefited from a bit more variation and softness, especially early on when Adam is falling for her.

Adam—whose best friends Philip (John Browning, extremely good with LaBute’s sardonic language) and Jenny (Dana Scott, vulnerable and sweet) are initially surprised at the effect Evelyn has on their friend—allows his new girlfriend to slowly transform his appearance: new hair, new clothes, new contacts. Eventually, Adam’s friends grow alarmed as his personality begins to change as well. But to say more would risk dampening the impact of the story.

Directed with a keen sense of balance, never letting the script’s comedy or darkness tip the scales too far, The Shape of Things is further proof that LaBute (In the Company of Men, Fat Pig, The Mercy Seat) is one of the theater’s best modern chroniclers of the uneasy relationship between educated, upwardly mobile human beings in an age when cruelty is often viewed as an enviable asset and kindness is akin to social surrender. His are angry yet funny plays, requiring actors who are able to deliver his hyperverbal dialogue while suggesting more than one conflicting motivation.

Sure to provoke debate with its vicious insights and uncompromising pessimism, The Shape of Things is smart, brilliant, nasty and savagely entertaining.

Rating (out of 5):

‘The Shape of Things’ runs Thursday–Sunday, May 3–19, at Main Stage West. 104 N. Main St., Sebastopol. Thursday–Saturday at 8pm; 5pm matinees on Sundays. $15–$25. 707.823.0177.

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Concerts SONOMA COUNTY

Mae LucasPianist performs two scenes

from her life and plays

compositions by female

composers. Other pianists

performing are John Dinwiddie,

Jud Goodrich, Charles Harris,

Cynthia Heinrichs, Zina

Milyavsky, Esfir Ross and Jim

Wittes. May 12, 4pm. $20. Jack

London State Park,

2400 London Ranch Rd, Glen

Ellen. 707.938.5216.

Santa Rosa Symphony with Olga KernGuest pianist featured in

all-Russian program of

Mussorgsky, Rachmaninoff

and Shostakovich. May 11, 8pm,

May 12, 3pm and May 13, 8pm.

$20-$75. Green Music Center,

1801 East Cotati Ave, Rohnert

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707 Bay Area Showdown Rap BattleFeaturing HD & the Bearfaced

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Realest House, Elated Havoc,

Notrotious, Luke Jones, Big

Green and Legacy 9 May 11,

8pm. $10. Phoenix Theater,

201 Washington St, Petaluma.

707.762.3565.

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Art Lande, Paul McCandless & Bruce WilliamsonInspiring compositions and

improvisations with roots

in jazz and classical music.

May 9, 8pm. $18-$30.

142 Throckmorton Theatre,

142 Throckmorton Ave, Mill

Valley. 415.383.9600.

Bill PayneAfter 40 years behind the

keyboards of Little Feat, he’s

got songs and stories to

share. May 8, 8pm. $22-$29.

Sweetwater Music Hall,

19 Corte Madera Ave, Mill

Valley. 415.388.3850.

Tommy Igoe Big BandDrummer leads group of

top-notch musicians in

swing and jazz style.

May 10, 8pm. $28-$38.

142 Throckmorton Ave,

Mill Valley. 415.383.9600.

NAPA COUNTY

BottleRock Napa ValleyMusic festival featuring over 50 acts, including the Black Keys, Alabama Shakes, Zac Brown Band, Kings of Leon, Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, Primus, Flaming Lips, Jane’s Addiction, Ben Harper & Charlie Musselwhite, the Shins, Bad Religion, Iron and Wine, Dirty Projectors and many, many others. May 9-12. $140-$400. Napa County Fairgrounds, 1435 N Oak St, Calistoga.

Clubs & Venues

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Aqus CafeMay 10, D’Bunchovus. May 11, Larry Potts and John Roy Zatt. May 12, Gary Vogensen Sunday Ramble. 189 H St, Petaluma. 707.778.6060.

Arlene Francis CenterMay 12, Sherry Jones and Michael Capella, Mat Callahan and Yvonne Moore, Alison Harris. Every other Wednesday, Open Mic. 99 Sixth St, Santa Rosa. 707.528.3009.

AubergineMay 9, Midnight Sun Massive, Free Peoples, Sol Youth Choir, Avonlea Shea. May 10, Top Shelf, Mystic Roots, Bare Feet. May 11, Uncle Wiggly. May 12, the Moonbeams. Mon, artist and model Mondays. 755 Petaluma Ave, Sebastopol. 707.829.2722.

Bergamot AlleySun, Live Music. 328-A Healdsburg Ave, Healdsburg. 707.433.8720.

Chrome LotusFri, Sat, Live DJs. 501 Mendocino Ave, Santa Rosa. 707.843.5643.

Dutton-Goldfield WineryMay 12, New Skye. 3100 Gravenstein Hwy N, Sebastopol. 707.827.3600.

FAHA / OktoberFestMay 12, Jazz in the Gazebo. 197 W Verano Ave, Sonoma. 707.935.0200.

Finley Community CenterMay 10, Steve Balich Band.

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Main Street StationMay 10, Sono Trio. May 12, Jess Petty. 16280 Main St, Guerneville. 707.869.0501.

MavericksMay 12, Rovetti & Meatballs. 397 Aviation Blvd, Santa Rosa. 707.765.2515.

Murphy’s Irish PubMay 10, Perfect Crime. 464 First St E, Sonoma. 707.935.0660.

Mystic TheatreMay 8 and 9, Carolina Chocolate Drops, Rita Hosking. May 11, Junior Brown, Travelin’ Soul. May 15, the Egg, Sophie Baker. 23 Petaluma Blvd N, Petaluma. 707.765.2121.

Occidental Center for the ArtsMay 11, “Heaven and Earth” with the Occidental Community Choir. 3850 Doris Murphy Ct, Occidental. 707.874.9392.

Phoenix TheaterMay 11. 707 Bay Area Showdown Rap Battle (see Concerts). 201 Washington St, Petaluma. 707.762.3565.

Quincy’sMay 10, Coolio Da Unda, KinerkTube, Koruptson, CGE, the Produkt. May 11, the Antiquaters, the Tahoes, Blueshift. 6590 Commerce Blvd, Rohnert Park. 707.585.1079.

Redwood CafeMay 8, Sound Kitchen. May 11, the Mighty Chiplins. 8240 Old Redwood Hwy, Cotati. 707.795.7868.

River TheatreThurs, Thugz. 16135 Main St, Guerneville. 707.869.3194.

Riverside BistroFri, Jazz on the River with the Peter Welker Sextet. 54 E Washington St, Petaluma. 707.773.3200.

The Rocks Bar & LoungeFri and Sat, Top 40 DJs hosted by DJ Stevie B. 146 Kentucky St, Petaluma. 707.782.0592.

Russian River Brewing CoMay 11, Buck Nickels. May 12, the Lady Crooners. 725 Fourth St, Santa Rosa. 707.545.BEER.

Ruth McGowan’s BrewpubMay 10, the Hired Guns. May 11,

Mark McDonald. Sun, Evening Jazz with Gary Johnson. 131 E First St, Cloverdale. 707.894.9610.

Sebastopol Community CenterMay 11, Ruthie Foster. 390

Morris St, Sebastopol. 707.823.1511.

Society: Culture HouseSun, Church on Sundays. Thurs, Casa Rasta. 528 Seventh St, Santa Rosa, No phone.

My Lambo Is Hot‘Max Wade’ rappers perform at PhoenixWhen Guy Fieri’s Lamborghini disappeared last year from a San Francisco garage, and when the perpetrator was revealed to be a 19-year-old kid who rappelled from the ceiling at night and drove it away, it was only a matter of time before someone filmed a rap video about the stealth job.

Enter Brilliant & Timbalias, whose “Max Wade” is basically the funniest response to the ordeal. Over a beat and cadence borrowed from Lupe Fiasco’s “Building Minds Faster,” the rappers profess their respect to Wade for pulling off the heist, and manage to invoke the Marin County Jail and the Marin IJ while rhyming next to—you guessed it—a yellow Lamborghini.

The Marin County duo are part of the 707 Bay Area Showdown Rap Battle Contest this week in Petaluma, alongside HD and the Bearfaced Gang, Sean E, Yung Weeybo and Tha Realest House, Elated Havoc, Notrotious, Luke Jones, Big Green and Legacy 9. For only $10, that’s a lot of verses —just hold on to your car keys.

The show goes off on Saturday, May 11, at the Phoenix Theater. 201 E. Washington St., Petaluma. 8pm. $10. 707.762.3565.—Gabe Meline

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Sprenger’s Tap RoomMay 10, the Connies. Wed, Sonoma County Blues Society live music. 446 B St, Santa Rosa. 707.544.8277.

Stumptown BreweryMay 12, Allways Elvis Show & Band. 15045 River Rd, Guerneville. 707.869.0705.

Toad in the Hole PubMay 11, Flowerbox. Second Sunday of every month, Ian Scherer. Mon, open mic. 116 Fifth St, Santa Rosa. 707.544.8623.

TradewindsMay 10, Feral Moon. May 11, Simply Amazing. Mon, Donny Maderos’ Pro Jam. Tues, Jeremy’s Open Mic. Thurs, DJ Dave. 8210 Old Redwood Hwy, Cotati. 707.795.7878.

MARIN COUNTY

142 Throckmorton TheatreMay 9, Art Lande, Paul McCandless and Bruce Williamson. May 10, Tommy Igoe Big Band. May 11, Buffy Ford Stewart. May 15, Throckappella A Cappella. Mon, Open Mic with Derek Smith. 142 Throckmorton Ave, Mill Valley. 415.383.9600.

Belrose TheaterMay 11, Jai Josefs’ Song Shop Showcase. 1415 Fifth Ave, San Rafael. 415.454.6422.

Dance PalaceMay 11, Quijeremá. Fifth and B streets, Pt Reyes Station. 415.663.1075.

FenixMay 10, It’s a Beautiful Day. May 11, Shana Morrison. May 12, Alvon Johnson. Wed, Blues Night. 919 Fourth St, San Rafael. 415.813.5600.

George’s NightclubThurs and Fri, DJ Rick Vegaz. May 10, Chameleon. May 11, House of Floyd. 842 Fourth St, San Rafael. 415.226.0262.

Hopmonk NovatoMay 10, Head for the Hills. May 11, Punching Billy. Wed, Open Mic. 224 Vintage Way, Novato. 415-892-6200.

Marin CenterMay 10-11, Mayflower Chorus: The Gathering. 10 Avenue of the Flags, San Rafael. 415.499.6800.

Nickel RoseMon, Wed-Sun, DJ dance. 848 B St, San Rafael. 415.454.5551.

19 Broadway ClubMay 8, the Royal Deuces. May 9, Chlorophil. May 11, the Whiskey Sisters. May 14, the Bamboozlers, Kingsborough. May 15, the Weismen. Mon, 9pm, open mic. 19 Broadway, Fairfax. 415.459.1091.

No Name BarTues, 8:30pm, open mic with Damir. Fri, 9pm, Michael Aragon Quartet. Sun, 3pm, Mal Sharpe’s Dixieland. 757 Bridgeway, Sausalito. 415.332.1392.

Old Western SaloonMay 10, the Nitecaps. May 11, Muddy Roses. Main Street, Pt Reyes Station. 415.663.1661.

Peri’s Silver DollarMay 8, the Pickups. May 10, Deep Bench. May 11, Zydeco Flames. 29 Broadway, Fairfax. 415.459.9910.

Rancho NicasioMay 10, the Pine Needles. May 11, the Overcommitments. Town Square, Nicasio. 415.662.2219.

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Artlife GalleryThrough May 30, “Silver & Oil,”

silver prints and oil paintings

by Rogers and Thomas Wood.

958 Gravenstein Hwy S,

Sebastopol. 707.824.8881.

BackStreet GalleryMay 11-31, “Rumination,” new

paintings by Kristen Throop.

Reception, May 11, 5pm. Art

Alley off South A St, Santa

Rosa. Sat, 11 to 5, and by

appointment.

Charles M Schulz MuseumThrough Sep 1, “Art of the

Line,” describing Schulz’s

process, from the tools he used

to the research he undertook.

Through Oct 27, “Mid-Century

Modern,” works of prominent

post-war-era decorative,

textile and furniture designers.

2301 Hardies Lane, Santa Rosa.

Mon-Fri, noon to 5; Sat-Sun, 10

to 5. 707.579.4452.

Dutton-Goldfield WineryThrough May 14, Gerald Huth’s

artwork on display. May 14-

Jul 19, Bert Kaplan’s paintings

on display. Reception, May 19,

1pm. 3100 Gravenstein Hwy N,

Sebastopol. Daily, 10am–

4:30pm 707.827.3600.

Frank P Doyle LibraryOngoing, “The Doyle

Collection,” 50 years of art

created by SRJC faculty and

staff. SRJC, 1501 Mendocino Ave,

Santa Rosa. 707.527.4614.

Gallery 300May 11-28, “Woodgrain

Paintings,” pieces by Mary

Jarvis. Reception, May 11,

5pm. 300 South A St, Santa

Rosa. Open Sat, 12 to 5, and by

appointment. 707.332.1212.

Gallery of Sea & HeavenThrough Jun 8, “Atmosphere,”

works of art creating a space

of being. 312 South A St, Santa

Rosa. Thurs-Sat, noon to 5

and by appointment.

707.578.9123.

Healdsburg Center for the ArtsMay 8-Jun 2, “On Location:

A Plein Air Show,” paintings

done on-location in California.

Reception, May 11, 5pm. 130

Plaza St, Healdsburg. Daily, 11

to 6. 707.431.1970.

Iris Gallery of Fine Art PhotographyMay 11-31, “Grand Opening,” with images by Paul van Gelder on display. Reception, May 11, 1pm. 21040 Railroad Ave, Geyserville.

Local Color GalleryThrough Jun 2, “Botanicals & Birds,” pieces by Victoria Kochergin, Elizabeth Peyton, Vi Strain and Nancy Wheeler. 1580 Eastshore Rd, Bodega Bay. Daily, 10 to 5. 707.875.2744.

New Leaf GalleryThrough Jul 7, “Breaking Up is Hard to Do,” new sculpture by Gordon Halloran. Through Jul 7, “Ice Break,” new sculpture by Gordon Halloran. Cornerstone Place, 23588 Hwy 121, Sonoma. Daily, 10 to 5. 707.933.1300.

Occidental Center for the ArtsMay 9-Jun 2, “Salmon Creek Young Artists,” art by students at Salmon Creek Middle School. Reception, May 9, 6pm. 3850 Doris Murphy Ct, Occidental. 707.874.9392.

Petaluma Arts CenterThrough Jun 2, “Cosmic Terrain,” individual and collaborative works by Mars-1, Damon Soule, Oliver Vernon and Ricky Watts. 230 Lakeville St at East Washington, Petaluma. 707.762.5600.

RiskPress GalleryThrough May 26, “On the Edge,” abstract paintings and drawings by Bernadette Howard. 7345 Healdsburg Ave, Sebastopol. No phone.

Riverfront Art GalleryMay 8-Jul 7, “The Faces of El Capitan,” fine art paintings by Jeffery T Williams. Reception, May 11, 5pm. May 8-Jul 7, “Into the Deep,” underwater photography by Jeff Lemelin. Reception, May 11, 5pm. 132 Petaluma Blvd N, Petaluma. Wed, Thurs and Sun, 11 to 6. Fri-Sat, 11 to 8. 707.775.4ART.

Santa Rosa City Council ChambersMay 14-Jul 10, “Pinhole Photography,” works by Ira Meinhofer. 100 Santa Rosa Ave, Ste 10, Santa Rosa. Mon-Fri, 9 to 5. 707.543.3282.

Sonoma County MuseumThrough Jun 2, “Tools as Art,”

Arts Events

May 9At 6pm. Occidental Center for the Arts,

“Salmon Creek Young

Artists,” art by students

at Salmon Creek Middle

School. 3850 Doris

Murphy Ct, Occidental.

707.874.9392.

May 10At 6:30pm. San Geronimo Valley Community Center, “Spring Art Show,” local

artists share their work.

6350 Sir Francis Drake

Blvd, San Geronimo.

415.488.8888.

May 11At 1pm. Iris Gallery,

“Grand Opening,” with

images by Paul van

Gelder. 21040 Railroad

Ave, Geyserville.

At 5pm. Backstreet Gallery, “Rumination,”

new paintings by Kristen

Throop. Art Alley off

South A St, Santa Rosa.

At 5pm. Gallery 300,

“Woodgrain Paintings,”

pieces by Mary Jarvis.

300 South A St, Santa

Rosa. 707.332.1212.

At 5pm. Healdsburg Center for the Arts,

“On Location: A Plein

Air Show,” paintings

done on location

in California. 130

Plaza St, Healdsburg.

707.431.1970.

At 5pm. Riverfront Art Gallery, “The Faces

of El Capitan,” fine art

paintings by Jeffery

T Williams. Also, “Into

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photography by Jeff

Lemelin. 132 Petaluma

Blvd N, Petaluma.

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collection of witty and light-hearted works based on familiar forms. Through Aug 18, “Margins to Mainstream,” seven contemporary artists with disabilities. 425 Seventh St, Santa Rosa. Tues-Sun, 11 to 4. 707.579.1500.

Sonoma Valley Museum of ArtThrough Jun 16, “Minidoka on My Mind,” paintings by Roger Shimomura. 551 Broadway, Sonoma. Wed-Sun, 11 to 5. 707.939.SVMA.

Towers GalleryThrough Jun 30, “Bright Summer Lights,” multimedia by Janet McBeen and oil paintings by Adele Pruitt. 240 N Cloverdale Blvd, Ste 2, Cloverdale. 707.894.4331.

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Art by the Bay Weekend GalleryThrough Jun 30, “Spring Show,” variety of media from West Marin artists. 18856 Hwy 1, Marshall. 415.663.1006.

Bolinas MuseumThrough Jun 23, “Asia Then,” photographs by photographs by Alfred Palmer. Through Jun 23, “Historical Paintings of Coastal Marin,” featuring pieces by prominent artists of the late 19th and early 20th centuries. Through Jun 23, “Patricia Briceno: Dances with Wools,” art with felted wool, silk and dyes. 48 Wharf Rd, Bolinas. Fri, 1 to 5; Sat-Sun,

noon to 5; and by appointment.

415.868.0330.

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Than Louie Armstrong,”

paintings, poetry and aphorism

by Jack Carter. 1828 Sir Francis

Drake Blvd, Fairfax. Daily, 11 to

6. 415.526.2855.

Gallery Route OneThrough Jun 9, “Reliquaries for

the Materials Inside,” art by

Leah Jachimowicz. Artist talk,

Jun 9, 4pm. Through Jun 9,

“Uninvited Guests,” art by

Suzanne Parker. Artist talk, Jun 9,

4pm. 11101 Hwy 1, Pt Reyes Station.

Wed-Mon, 11 to 5. 415.663.1347.

Headlands Center for the ArtsThrough Jun 9, “Present

Tense,” graduate fellows

exhibition. Bldg 944, Fort Barry,

Sausalito. Sun-Fri, noon to 4.

415.331.2787.

Marin Community FoundationThrough May 31, “Millennial

Abstractions,” choice of color,

form, shapes and mark making

are transformational and

inspiring in the deepest sense.

5 Hamilton Landing, Ste 200,

Novato. Open Mon-Fri, 9 to 5.

Marin MOCAThrough May 25, “Altered Book

Arts Show,” 150 artists draw

inspiration from discarded

books. Juror talk with Donna

Seager, May 10, 6:30pm.

Novato Arts Center, Hamilton

Field, 500 Palm Dr, Novato.

Wed-Sun, 11 to 4. 415.506.0137.

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Hess Collection WineryThrough May 31, Works by Alan Rath, digital multimedia artist. Ongoing, outstanding private collection featuring work by Franz Gertsch, Robert Motherwell and other modern masters. 4411 Redwood Rd, Napa. Daily, 10am to 5:30pm 707.255.1144.

Markham VineyardsThrough Jun 30, “The Groupies,” work by Rolling Stone photographer Baron Wolman. 2812 St Helena Hwy N, St Helena.

Sharpsteen MuseumOngoing, dioramas depicting 1860s life at Brannan Hot Springs Resort, stagecoach, restored cottage and Disney producer Ben Sharpsteen’s Oscar. $3 donation. 1311 Washington St, Calistoga. Daily, 11 to 4. 707.942.5911.

Silverado MuseumOngoing, tribute to Robert Louis Stevenson includes original letters, manuscripts, photographs and memorabilia. 1490 Library Lane, St Helena. Tues-Sun, noon to 4. 707.963.3757.

Westin Verasa HotelThrough May 31, paintings by Mike VanDuyn. 1314 McKinstry St, Napa.

Yo el Rey RoastingThrough May 31, “Mirabilis,” photos by Ann Trinca. Reception, May 4, 8-10pm. 1217 Washington, Calistoga. 707.942.1180.

ComedyComedy OverloadFeaturing the World’s Biggest Comedy Duo, Opposing Media with MST3K-style improv, Joweh Raw Bellydance Troupe and standup comedians. May 11, 8pm. $12. Hopmonk Sebastopol, 230 Petaluma Ave, Sebastopol. 707.829.7300.

Wanda SykesShe’s had her own sitcom, numerous HBO standup specials, is a frequent guest on political talk shows like “Real Time with Bill Maher” and was robbed of an Oscar for her role as Biggie Shortie in the cult comedy “Pootie Tang.” May 11, 8pm. $50-$70. Marin Center’s Veterans Memorial Auditorium,

10 Avenue of the Flags, San Rafael. 415.499.6800.

Tuesday Evening ComedyMark Pitta hosts ongoing evenings with established comics and up-and-comers. Tues at 8. $15-$20. 142 Throckmorton Theatre, 142 Throckmorton Ave, Mill Valley. 415.383.9600.

EventsAccordion Book MakingOnce assembled, these one-of-a-kind books can be filled with family photographs, collage and poetry. May 11, 10am. $20. Napa Valley Museum, 55 Presidents Circle, Yountville. 707.944.0500.

Cartoonist-in-ResidenceSecond Sat monthly at 1, meet, watch and talk to a professional cartoonist. May 11, caricaturist Kathy Dee Saville. Charles M Schulz Museum, 2301 Hardies Lane, Santa Rosa. 707.579.4452.

French MarketExperience the atmosphere of a French neighborhood street market. May 12, 9am. Free. Marin Center, 10 Avenue of the Flags, San Rafael. 415.499.6800.

Human Race MarinRun for fun in the hot, hot sun. For charity. May 11, 7am. Marin Center, 10 Avenue of the Flags, San Rafael. 415.499.6800.

Langhart Award DinnerHealdsburg Museum and Historical Society honors longtime dedicated volunteers Doreene White Zanzi and Nanci Gunnerson. May 11, 5pm. $70. Tayman Park Clubhouse, 927 S Fitch Mountain Rd, Healdsburg.

Marin HealthypaloozaKids activities, fitness demonstrations and speakers, including Elson Haas and Dean Ornish. May 11, 10am. $15-$25. Mill Valley Community Center, 180 Camino Alto, Mill Valley.

Mother’s Day Quill CardsUsing the paper technique called quilling, artists can cut and quill strips of paper to create an unforgettable Mother’s Day card. May 11, 2pm. Free. Napa Valley Museum, 55 Presidents Circle, Yountville. 707.944.0500.

Perfume Rose Harvest TourHarvest rose petals and see them made into perfumes and oils. Thurs-Fri, 10am-5pm and Sun, May 12, 10am-5pm. through May 17. $11-$15. Russian River Rose Company, 1685 Magnolia Dr, Healdsburg. 707.575.6744.

Schulz Mother’s DayAll mothers receive free museum admission. May 12. Free. Charles M Schulz Museum, 2301 Hardies Lane, Santa Rosa. 707.579.4452.

Sonoma County Museum Mad Style Cocktail PartyDress in your best ‘60s attire and mingle with movers and shakers in annual gala fundraiser for the county’s best museum. Cocktails, appetizers, music and live fashion show. May 11, 5pm. $50. Sonoma County Museum, 425 Seventh St, Santa Rosa. 707.579.1500.

Trashtastic BoatacularBuild a fabulous, weird, original boat, using recycled, reused, or repurposed materials for an exhibition and parade. May 11, 9am. Free. Nagasawa Park, 1313 Fountaingrove Pkwy, Santa Rosa.

Tribal Fest 13Over 80 dance and drum classes, 50 vendors and more in this nonstop show. May 14-19. $20. Sebastopol Community Center, 390 Morris St, Sebastopol. 707.823.1511.

Wednesday Night MarketFood, vendors, produce, live music and activities. Wed, 5-8pm, through Aug 21. Free. Downtown Santa Rosa, Fourth and B streets, Santa Rosa.

FilmHandel & VivaldiSpecticast Film broadcast by the Chamber Orchestra of Philadelphia. May 13, 7pm. $8-$10. Sebastiani Theatre, 476 First St E, Sonoma. 707.996.9756.

High NoonWestern starring Gary Cooper and Grace Kelly. In nearly real time, the film tells the story of a town marshal forced to face a gang of killers by himself. Wed, May 8, 8pm. $8. Sebastiani Theatre, 476 First St E, Sonoma. 707.996.9756.

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The Little MermaidSonoma County premiere of

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Jr,” produced by the Apprentice

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Times vary. May 10-12. $10-$26.

Wells Fargo Center, 50 Mark

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707.546.3600.

Petaluma: The Musical v.3 ‘Chickenstock’The story of a group of

politically active young people

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in Petaluma. Fri-Sat, 7pm and

Sun, 4pm. through May 12. $15-

$20. Petaluma Woman’s Club,

518 B St, Petaluma.

The Pirates of PenzanceWhat constitutes the “model of

a modern Major-General?”

May 8, 8pm. $45-$65. Wells

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707.546.3600.

The Shape of ThingsNeil LaBute’s funny,

controversial exploration of

morality and gender roles in

modern America. Thurs-Sat,

8pm and Sun, 5pm. through

May 19. $15-$25. Main

Stage West, 104 N Main St,

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True WestTwo adult brothers, opposite

in philosophy and personality,

take their rivalry to another

level in Sam Shepard’s dark

comedy. Thurs-Sat, 8pm and

Sun, 3pm. through May 12. $12-

$25. St Vincent’s School,

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Young Frankenstein: The MusicalMel Brooks’ hilarious 1974 film

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May 19. $22-$26. Spreckels

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Ain’t No BuKristen Throop’s debuat Backstreet GalleKristen Throop still has a pherself at the age of three, at a wooden easel. But desppainting continuously for oyears, the Santa Rosa artiststaged a solo show of her wthis week, when “Ruminaticollection of 8-by-10-inch gpaintings, is celebrated witreception at Backstreet Ga

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Cows, calves and bulls are thethe paintings in “Rumination”—initially came to Throop in a drehumankind’s long bond with cocultural imprint they bear, Throinspired to complete 108 paintinwhich are in the show. “All the cof self-portraits, in a way,” she ex“They’re not bucolic cows out in there’s a certain emotional or pscomponent to all of the pieces.”

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CRITIC’S CHOICEown mortality, an improbable group of mostly HIV-positive young men and women broke the mold as radical warriors taking on Washington and the medical establishment. May 14, 7pm. $6-$10. Sweetwater Music Hall, 19 Corte Madera Ave, Mill Valley. 415.388.3850.

Pink SkiesInspirational documentary about the empowerment of women. May 14, 7pm. $7. Napa Valley Opera House, 1030 Main St, Napa. 707.226.7372.

The Trouble with the TruthIndependent film starring Lea Thompson, John Shea and Danielle Harris. May 8, 7:30pm. $12. 142 Throckmorton Theatre, 142 Throckmorton Ave, Mill Valley. 415.383.9600.

Wait Wait . . . Don’t Tell Me!Live broadcast of NPR’s informative quiz show, featuring Peter Sagal and Carl Kassel. May 9, 7:30pm. $20. Lark Theater, 549 Magnolia Ave, Larkspur. 415.924.5111.

Food & DrinkAfternoon TeaSavor hot aromatic tea paired with rose-petal sandwiches, rose jam, rose sorbet and other rose-inspired delicacies. May 10-11, 2:30pm. $20. Russian River Rose Company, 1685 Magnolia Dr, Healdsburg. 707.575.6744.

Great Petaluma Chili CookoffWho will take the chili crown? Who’s cuisine reigns supreme? Will there be enough beer to put out spicy mouth fires? Only one way to find out. May 11, 1-5pm. $10-$40. Herzog Hall, Petaluma Fairgrounds, 100 Fairgrounds Dr, Petaluma.

Mother’s Day BarbecueFiftieth annual gathering for a day of food and fun in the meadow of Volunteer Canyon. May 12, 11am. $12-$25. Martin Griffin Preserve, 4900 Shoreline Hwy 1, Stinson Beach. 415.868.9244.

Mother’s Day BrunchPrix Fixe menu of special

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$32. Rocker Oysterfeller’s,

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LecturesFire EcologySee evidence from the geysers

fire that passed through the

preserve in 2004. Led by

Jennifed Potts. May 11, 9am.

Free. Mayacamas Sanctuary,

Pine Flat Road, off Highway

128, Healdsburg.

Moving Our Community ForwardSonoma County African

Diaspora Cultural Committee

presents this poetry and

spoken word event. May 9,

7pm. $5. Arlene Francis Center,

99 Sixth St, Santa Rosa.

707.528.3009.

Open Forum with Petaluma MayorVoice your concerns, ask

questions or just listen and

drink coffee. May 14, 7:30pm.

Free. Aqus Cafe, 189 H St,

Petaluma. 707.778.6060.

Seaweed Ecology, Nutrition & UsePresentation with sustainable

agriculture instructor and

farmer, Heidi Herrmann. May 11,

3pm. $10. Laguna de Santa

Rosa Environmental Center,

900 Sanford Rd, Santa Rosa.

707.527.9277.

ReadingsBolinas LibraryMay 11, 6:30pm, Poetry

Showcase Theater Night. Wharf

Road, Bolinas. 415.868.1171.

Book PassageMay 8, 1pm, “A Constellation

of Vital Phenomena” with

Anthony Marra. May 8, 7pm,

“Practical Classics: 50 Reasons

to Reread Fifty Books You

Haven’t Touched Since High

School” with Kevin Smoker.

May 9, 7pm, “The Cooked Seed”

with Anchee Min. May 11, 1pm,

“Mad Hungry Cravings” with

Lucinda Scala Quinn. May 11,

4pm, “Paris to the Pyrenees: A

Skeptic Pilgrim Walks the Way

of Saint James” with David

Downie. May 11, 7pm, “A Song

for Bijou” with Josh Farrar.

May 13, 7pm, “Who Owns the

Future” with Jaron Lanier. May

14, 7pm, San Geronimo Valley

School Poetry Reading. May

15, 7pm, “Animal Wise: The

Thoughts and Emotions of Our

Fellow Creatures” with Virginia

Morell. 51 Tamal Vista Blvd,

Corte Madera. 415.927.0960.

Richard HeinbergMay 8, 7pm, “The End of

Growth: Adapting to Our New

Economic Reality” with Richard

Heinberg. $10. Glaser Center,

547 Mendocino Ave, Santa

Rosa 707.568.5381.

Hopmonk SebastopolSecond Sunday of every

month, North Bay Poetry Slam,

Monthly poetry performance

and competition. May 12, Paulie

Lipman. $5-$10. 230 Petaluma

Ave, Sebastopol 707.829.7300.

Santa Rosa Copperfield’s BooksMay 14, 6pm, “The Other

Typist” with Suzzane Rindell.

May 15, 4:30pm, “Inferno”

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775 Village Court, Santa Rosa.

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Petaluma Copperfield’s BooksMay 9, 7pm, “Never. Say. Die.:

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with Brian Murphy and Brad

Mangin. May 14, 7pm, “Practical

Classics: 50 Reasons to Reread

50 Books You Haven’t Touched

Since High School” with Kevin

Smokler. 140 Kentucky St,

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TheaterCarmenGeorges Bizet’s classic opera

in which a woman will risk

everything, including her

own life, to live the life she

desires. Cinnabar premiere.

Dates and times vary. Through

Jun 16. $25-$35. Cinnabar

Theater, 3333 Petaluma Blvd N,

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The Full MontyWill these husbands go the

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Times vary. Thurs-Sun through

May 19. $23-$35. Sixth Street

Playhouse, 52 W Sixth St, Santa

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Funny GirlTaylor Bartolucci as Fanny

Brice reminds people that she’s

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AstrologyARIES (March 21–April 19) The Tarahumara Indians of northwestern Mexico are renowned for their ability to run long distances. The best runners can cover 200 miles in two days. The paths they travel are not paved or smooth, either, but rather the rough canyon trails that stretch between their settlements. Let’s make them your inspirational role models in the coming week, Aries. I’m hoping that you will be as tough and tenacious as they are—that you will pace yourself for the long haul, calling on your instinctual strength to guide you.

TAURUS (April 20–May 20) You may have only a dim idea about how your smart phone and computer work, but that doesn’t prevent you from using their many wonderful features. While you’re swimming, you know almost nothing about the physiological processes that are active inside you, and yet you have no problem making all the necessary movements. In that spirit, I’m not worried about whether or not you will grasp the deep inner meaning of events that will be unfolding in the coming week. Complete understanding isn’t absolutely necessary. All you need to do is trust your intuition to lead you in the direction of what’s interesting and educational.

GEMINI (May 21–June 20) “I need not sell my soul to buy bliss,” says a character in Charlotte Bronte’s 19th-century novel Jane Eyre. “I have an inward treasure born with me, which can keep me alive if all extraneous delights should be withheld, or offered only at a price I cannot afford to give.” This would be a great speech for you to memorize and periodically recite in the next two weeks. Do it in front of your mirror at least once a day to remind yourself of how amazingly resourceful you are. It will also help you resist the temptation to seek gifts from people who can’t or won’t give them to you.

CANCER (June 21–July 22) What is the big adventure you’ve been postponing forever because it hasn’t been convenient? How about an intriguing possibility you have always wanted to experiment with but have consistently denied yourself? Or what about that nagging mystery you’ve been wishing you had the time and energy to solve? Wouldn’t your life change for the better if you finally dived in and explored it? In the next two weeks, Cancerian, I urge you to consider giving yourself permission to pursue something that fits one of those descriptions.

LEO (July 23–August 22) Right now, Leo, you are a majestic and mysterious mess of raw power. You are a fresh, flaming fountain of pure charisma. Irresistible! That’s you! Unstoppable! You! Impossible to fool and immune to the false charms of heartfelt mediocrity! You! You! You! In your current condition, no one can obstruct you from seeing the naked truth about the big picture. And that’s why I am so sure that victory will soon be yours. You will overcome the fuzziness of your allies, the bad vibes of your adversaries, and your own inertia. Not all conquests are important and meaningful, but you will soon achieve the one that is.

VIRGO (August 23–September 22) A character in Herman Hesse’s novel Demian says the following: “I live in my dreams. Other people live in dreams, but not in their own.” Whose dreams do you live in, Virgo? What is the source of the fantasies that dominate your imagination? Are they the authentic outpourings of your own soul? Or did they originate with your parents and teachers and lovers? Did they sneak into you from the movies and songs and books you love? Are they the skewed result of the emotional wounds you endured or the limitations you’ve gotten used to? Now is an excellent time to take inventory. Find out how close you are to living in your own dreams.

LIBRA (September 23–October 22) Charles Ives was a renowned American composer who lived from 1874 to 1954. Because his music was experimental and idiosyncratic, it took a long time for him to get the appreciation he deserved. When he was 73 years old, he won the prestigious Pulitzer Prize for a symphony he had written when he was 30. I expect that in the near future you might be the beneficiary of a similar kind of mojo, Libra. A good deed you did or a smart move you

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