National Association of Platypus Lovers Society

This society is not based around Perry the PlatypusBy Jimin Shim

An IntroductionThis utopian society is formed of 1,206 human beingsThey all speak Korean, though they are of multiple racesEach household is required to have an annoying pet platypusAll of their lands added together are approximately 100 square milesThey are required to share their income equally among their neighbors

About Their Platypuses

They have a platypus farm, which takes up about 5 square miles

At the platypus farm, they have platypuses that growl like puppies and are 6ft tall

You are required under law to not kill a platypus

If a platypus does die, the whole society is required to have a funeral such as this:

This…

Leads to…

This…NOT HAPPY PEOPLE LIKE THIS

So I am guessing I made my point clear about the fact that they consider platypuses very important.

Their Religion(It’s completely based around platypuses)

Hi

Their Religion is rather peculiar

The following is a summary of what it is.

They meet on every third Tuesdays of the month, with their pet platypusesOn their leashes…

…Or like thisThe meeting is under a

oak tree

Then they sacrifice a life-size

Barbie doll.

Then they pray for 2 hours and twenty-seven minutes straight.

Note: This one is VERY important.

By the way…This is what they believe in

There’s a giant, 100ft platypus named Phoebe.

You can either look at

it this way

Or look at itthis way

It is 2,596,457 years old and found this society 206 years ago.

It lives in an 22ft oak tree

They have no concept of math, If you know what I mean.

This is also the oak tree they meet under

And Phoebe the Platypus owns pet dust bunnies.In the Platypus-based religion’s bibles, they actually illustratethe dust bunnies to look like bunnies, for they have no concept of what that is. The platypuses like to eat them, so not a single trace can be found.

In addition, Phoebe’s husband is…

A pink sparkly unicorn!It will be 789 years oldforever.

EconomyIt is not COMPLETELY based around platypuses

The Platypus Farm

They do occasionally sell their platypuses, the 6 feet ones, to zoos.

There are other jobs besides being a platypus salesman at a platypus farm.

The other jobs

Their monetary unit

They only accept one monetary unit in N.A.P.L.S.. It is called Phoebe units, and it’s a piece of paper with a picture of phoebe the platypus on it. It has a worth of about seven U.S. dollars, if there is only one phoebe.

One Phoebe

ONE

EducationNo education is provided by the government

Children do not HAVE to go to school. They can stay at home, help out, and perhaps learn basic skills required for life.

Schools

Not illegal to send a child to schoolProblem: No free education by the governmentSolution: Get some money or home school

GovernmentIt’s run by dictatorship, not democracy.

The government does not provide any free services to people.

Porgeynienie The dictator of N.A.P.L.S. Makes all final decisions Went on a killing spree before Son George will take his spot

Son George

LegalYes, a lot of the laws have to do with platypuses.

The Court System

There is only one court The judge is usually Porgeynienie

Laws

The biggest crime is watching PHINEAS AND FERB by Disney.

TOP LAWS THAT ARE BROKEN

1. You must always share your income and divide it equally among your neighbors

2. Going outside of the 100 square miles that are the grounds of this society is not allowed and any attempts at this will result in death, unless you are going out because of your work. Still, you are required to leave after ten AM, and return before six PM. You cannot work on Tuesdays.

3. Stepping on Porgeynienie’s shadow will lead you to six years in jail.

4. If you do not clean after your platypus when taking them on a walk, this will lead you to a fine of 100 Phoebe the Platypus units.

-THE END-

Bye!