Murphy’s Laws Murphy’s Laws Regarding HorsesRegarding Horses

Facts - Problems - Facts - Problems - SolutionsSolutionsPresented byPresented bySandra DeVoidSandra DeVoid

The BarnThe Barn There is no such thing as a There is no such thing as a

sterile barn cat.sterile barn cat.

If you approach within 50 If you approach within 50 feet of your barn in clean feet of your barn in clean clothes, you will get dirty.clothes, you will get dirty.

The number of horses you The number of horses you own will increase to the own will increase to the number of stalls in your number of stalls in your barn.barn.

Your barn will fall down Your barn will fall down without baling twine.without baling twine.

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The EquipmentThe Equipment Your favorite tack always gets Your favorite tack always gets

chewed on, and your horse chewed on, and your horse rips up his new $150 blanket rips up his new $150 blanket on the first day.on the first day.

Tack you hate will never wear Tack you hate will never wear out and blankets you hate out and blankets you hate cannot be destroyed.cannot be destroyed.

Clipper blades will become Clipper blades will become dull when your horse is half dull when your horse is half clipped.clipped.

Hoof picks always run away Hoof picks always run away from home.from home.

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Riding the HorseRiding the Horse

No one ever notices how No one ever notices how your ride until you fall off.your ride until you fall off.

A horse’s misbehavior will be A horse’s misbehavior will be in direct proportion to the in direct proportion to the number of people who are number of people who are watching.watching.

If you do fall off, you will land If you do fall off, you will land on the site of your most on the site of your most recent injury.recent injury.

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General Problems & SolutionsGeneral Problems & Solutions

To cure equine To cure equine constipation?constipation?– Load them in a trailerLoad them in a trailer..

To get you horse to wash To get you horse to wash their own feet?their own feet?– Clean the water trough Clean the water trough

and fill it with fresh water.and fill it with fresh water. To make it rain?To make it rain?

– Mow a field a hayMow a field a hay..

Breeding and Business Breeding and Business Problems and SolutionsProblems and Solutions

To induce labor in a mare?To induce labor in a mare?

– Take a nap.Take a nap. To make sure a mare has a To make sure a mare has a

beautiful, perfectly marked foal beautiful, perfectly marked foal you always wanted?you always wanted?

– Sell her before she Sell her before she foalsfoals..

To make a To make a small fortunesmall fortune in in the horse business?the horse business?

– Start with a large Start with a large one.one.

HAPPY TRAILS TO YOUHAPPY TRAILS TO YOU