Mudskipper Pie

Words and Music by Craig Lord 2003-2015 SourSoundMedia

On behalf of the people this minority

Silently spoken how easy they bleed

Openly sterile now would you believe

Locals a joke now timegentlemen please

Theres news of a death near the m25

Police say the corpse is attracting the flies

We think cause of death is the fact that shes dead

The corroners borrowed a hair from her head

London it's burning, it's burning since ten

And all the kings horses and all the queens men

Couldn't contact the ghost of Sir Christopher Wrenn

For advice when the time came for building it up again

A teaspoon of madness and freshly picked greed

Two pints of agro is all that you need

Mix in a bowl that you leave for awhile

Spread it around for about three miles

Then you leave it outside in the sun so it dries

That's how you make a mudskipper pie

Watching for years now for granted we take

Under protection and outside my gate

Theres a new threat awoken crawled under the skin

Britannia left home now mohhammed moved in

Ive been coming and going, im going, ive gone

To the girl at the back with nothing much on

Who's done nothing for no one

And nothing shes done will appear

New this autumn on b.b.c one

Theres news of a death near the M25

Police say the corpse is attracting the flies