MR. PIM PASSES BY - Charles Sturt University · PDF fileand decides the number of demerits....
Transcript of MR. PIM PASSES BY - Charles Sturt University · PDF fileand decides the number of demerits....
Vol. 16, No. 4 CIRCULATION 625
By the time you read this issue the Honour System will have been introduced into each of the residential houses, as a somewhat revolutionary experiment in this
~-.liege. What the outcome is to be, no-one can say at ·this stage; but if it is to be the success we hope it shall be, Wagga Wagga Teachers' CoUege will be well on the way to maturity and will not look back.
Not only will the College achieve maturity and become a place of which we can be proud, but each and every one of us will benefit in some way as a direct result of the Honour System.
If you read "between the lines" of the aim of the System you will see that we are to accept more responsibility, develop respect for others, and start the initial stages of self-government. We have tried to spread this responsibility to as many people as possible so that it is not resting with one small group.
The student body will be responsible to individual House Committees, which will see that the house members maintain a certain standard of behaviour. House Committees are in turn responsible to the Judiciary Council which gives decisions on any breach of the rules, and decides the number of demerits. In time we hope to abolish the demerit system altogether.
Of the groups mentioned, the student body is the most important because the success of the system depends on that body alone. The less work the House Com.... W.tees and Judiciary Councils have to do, the better ;
outcome depends on you. As you undoubtedly realise, the system is by no
means finalised. During the trial period we expect to make amendments and variations. However, these will come only through experience.
If you are not satisfied with any aspect of the system, or can offer any suggestions, do so by all means through any member of the Judiciary Council. Don't be apathetic and sit back criticising or condemning the system; have the courage to do something about it, in a constructive and sensible manner.
Remember that we are trying to better our lot. We are asking to be treated like adults, and the only way this system can work is to act like adults.
We have every confidence that you will all rise to the occasion, and prove that you can and will accept the responsibility. Give it a .go - it is well worth a try - and you will never regret it.
BUDDY LEONARD SUE: HINg
COLLE,GE PRODUCTION: 6th, 7th JULY
Dramatic Art II: "MR. PIM PASSES BY." Dramatic Art I: "THE\ LIVING IMAGE:."
(Preview on Page Three)
"MR. PIM "Mr. Pim Passes By," by
A. A. Milne, is a comedy in three acts, set in the County of Bucking hamshire in e a r 1 y Twentieth Century England.
Marden House, owned by a typical wealthy country gentleman (Guy Nucifora) is the centre of the controversy. The Morning Room at Marden House 'd.ecided more than one hundred years ago that it was all right, and has not bothered about itself since. Visitors to the house have called the result such adjectives as "mellow," "old fa shioned," "charming" - even "baronial" and "antique; ' but nobody ever said it was "exciting." Sometimes Olivia (Jan Hall) wants it to be more exciting and the previous week rather let herself go over some new curtains. It is obvious that the curtains alone will overdo the excitement; they will have to be harmonised: with a n ew carpet and cushions. Olivia has her eye on just the things, but one has to go very carefully with
6th JULY, 1962
PASSES BY" George. What was good enough for his great grandfather is gc.od enough for him.
Georg·e is aggravated more by his niece, Dinah's (Barbara Campbell) wish to become engaged to a "damned futuristic painter chap, Brian (Ian Cooper) . " Confusion mounts to chaos as Mr . Pimm (Michael Kinsella) a vague, elderly inoffensive gentleman, announces the "resurrection" of Olivia's estranged first husband, whom she believed to have died five years ago ; this results in "you can't hush up two husbands."
A solution to the problem is hampered· by the unexpected arrival of Aunt Juliah (Diana Pierce), who insists that she cannot remember "anything of the sort in the Marden family before, eve-h," to which George absently replies "Lady Fanny."
Comical events lead eventually to a conclusion and the quietness of the Morning Room at Marden House is restoredOlivia did see them through it, but it did take some time.
Page 2
EDITORIAL The major topic of conver
sation in the College today is the n ew system of administrat ion-the honour system. Will it be successful? This is the question that is foremost in everyone's mind .
The answer is quite simple: yes, it can be a. success if we want it to be, hut it will need the .full co-operation of each and every student. It is up to us in the trial period allotted to see that the new system functions smoothly and efficiently .
The administration has listened to our complaints and has given us the oppor;unity of putting the ideas of the student body into practice, and it is our responsibility to see that this faith is justified.
However, I'm not going to look at this entirely from the idealistic side, as there are certain to be flaws. We cannot expect one hundred per cent success at the start as minor difficulties are bound to be encountered. It is hoped that these will be ironed out after the initial trial period, and modified.
Basically this system has been introduced to develop the attitudes of trust and responsibility, both of which are essentials in our future professic:m. We are being given the chance of proving our respon~ibility
and maturity. Are we going to grasp this chance? Or ~hirk the responsibility given us and fall 'back on the old system with which we were dissatisfied?
-·-C.C.F. REPORT
The College Christian Fellowship is experiencing a wonderful year . Each meeting has had a very large attendance; we have already capped the hundred mark this term.
During the year we have several outside speakers who come and take part in our meetings.
· Activities up to date have been a welcome-to-first-yearpicnic, a camp. at Tumut and we have had already many opportunities to conduct services in the local churches. We have a snow trip to· Mt. Buffalo on Mth July, and we would like to extend a warm welcome to anyone who would like to join us for hours of fun and fellowship in the snow.
Come along and join us for fellowship in the Infants' Education room each Wednesday between 5 p .m . and -6 p.m.
- J . Goldsmith, Sec.
PRINCIPAL1 S MESSAGE At this time, the Principal's most urgent message to the students at Wagga Wagga Teachers' College, is the one addressed to them at the assembly on 25th June, 1962, namely, that the new Honour ·System for the running of the residential side of this College is such a fine project that it should have the support of every man and women involved in the teacher training programme here. It will call for effort in ·foreseeing what is required to make it work; it will call for effort to make the decisions as to what is to be done and it will call for effort on the part of some of the students to accept readily the decisions of the Residential Council. But in so far as it means that all students have an opportunity to shoulder adult responsibility, the new system is perfect.
May I express to the S .R.C., the Residential Councils, the House Committees and to all students my appreciation of their efforts and outlook and the hope that the whole scheme will ·be fully successful.
-M. E. HALE
LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
Dear Sir, According to the illogical
note you added to Mr. Murray's letter in the May issue of Talkabout, it seems apparent that you are feeling secure in continuing to publish such articles as "Have You Hea.rd These."
It is therefore evident that the substance of Mr. Murray's letter was either misunderstood or avoided by the members of the Publications Committee concerned with the censoring of Talkabout.
I would like to add the following upon which it is hoped that the Committee will reach a decision:-
Sex was determined >by God from all eternity to enhance man's happiness and serve as a means of· his salvation when used according to His wm.
It therefore follows that the type of distorted humour as contained in the above mentioned article, is a direct mockery of that which is Sacred, and it has the ultimate development result of the loss of self-respect as well as respect for neighbour, i-f such is adhered.
The Commandments of God are summed up in the following :- "Love God with all thy Soul, Mind, Heart and Strength
and thy neighbour as thyself for the love of God .. " Therefore, we cannot love one and despise the other.
What love has a man then, who provides for his neighbour the food for the loss of his soul which in the majority of cases results in a Chain Reaction? (I often wonder if these words of Our Lord have any meaning to such a person: "It would be ·better for a man to tie a millstone around his neck and drown in the depths of the sea, than to give bad example." )
I feel that this .Sacred element is distorted. as poison to the "doubtful" mind in •too many of our Australian magazines, without having people (who will soon set out to mould to some extent, the minds of the "Fathers and Mothers" of tomorrow) use this as a means for tragedy in this one life with which we are privileged to win the Kingdom of God.
Finally, I would ask the Publications Committee to act sincerely on this matter , since also, parents and readers of this paper, in and outside the college community, have taken an adverse view on this matter.
-Guy Nucifora.
Dear Sir, Warwick Mlurray in his letter
(1'5/5 / 6·2) expressed righteous indignation at the "suggestive material" in this paper . Is he to be condemned for his honest contributions?
However, I am sure that this "humour" would cease if better contributions of literary and artistic merit were made. The opponents of this "humour," the Christians, must 'be able to ,p-rovide the lead and contribute.
A common argument used to suppo-rt this paper's policy, is that the pa;per caters for all students. ,so it must, ·but it must be kept within the "accepted" s-tandard. of decency. Another misleading argument used is that this "material" passes the censors, ·but few contributions are rejected by the censors.
Tolerance must, however, be shown. Let those who criticise "Farmer and Pisces" and their frustrated inh~bitions show by their own actions that they are "the leaders of tomorrow's community."
-Carl Bazeley
Dear Sir, Realising that we have the
best men's basketball court in N.S.W., it seems a pity that some -bodgie or irresponsible teenager warden sees fit to use our court as a personal drag track. It would be appreciated if the person responsible would perhaps consi:d.er our interests
"TALKABOUT''
as the court was originally 1bullt for our use only.
We suggest that if the driver cannot suppress this bad hwbit he may find the stock route suitable for his hot rod activities.
-"Wilt the Stilt"
T.T.A. CONFERENCE No doubt the students who
attended the recent conference in Sydney, could not but be pleased with what they saw and heard. Adele Weatherall spoke on behalf of Wagga Teachers' College and really did us justice. So impressed were the organisers that she was asked to move a vote of thanks to -our special guests at the afternoon session in the •Sydney Town Hall.
Over fifty of our marched along with the Colleges to ·the Town where our case for increased wages and higher status was put 'before the public. This meeting· was televised.
Much interest was shown towards our "March" in Wagga but we discovered it was far from unique. Alexander Mackie College held a ,poverty day when everyone ·wore clean but old clothing; and several hundred students from various Sydney Colleges marched to Parliament House to discuss with the members our status and pay problems. 1\Jpparently the police tried to break up this orderly demonstration saying that the students had no right to 'be there. Unwittingly, the Police brought tremendous publicity to our cause through this action and were made very foolish when the Sergeant-atArms at Parliament House asked the students to came
THE STRUGGLE IS YET OVER! As Mr. T~ . told us at the special assembly,, Victoria has just received an allowance increase which brings the minimum rate to £5•00'!
Ask your parents to write to their local member. Continue writing to the newspapers. Support your T .T.A. in every possible way. WE ARE HERE TO HELP YOU. ARE YOU HELPING US?
-Tim Golledge, Vice-President
11PHANTOMONY11
Why the sudden drop off in attendance at the Saturday night dances? The word has it that many girls do not attend because they are not being whizzed steadily. Tell me, where else do they expect to find one!!!
--simeon
, ,
"TALKABOUT"
Dr. GOORMAN U.C.L.A., B.A., M.D., M.P.H., F.A.A.P.
"Talkabout" welcomes Dr. Jean R. Goorman as Lscturer in Health. As can be realised by a glance at her qualifications we are most fortunate to be able to avail ourselvEs of her experience and knowledge. She has , even at this early stage, shown an interest in student welfare and for this we thank her .
Dr. Goorman studied in the U.S.A. at Columbia and Los Angeles. Before coming to Australia with her family , Dr. Goorman was occupied in private practice of Pediatrics in California. She has two children, Robert and David Foster , whose father is a lecturer at a local Teachers' College.
At present her main interest is in travel, and it is rumoured that the Foster-Goorman family intend to travel to New Zealand during- the Aug-ust vacation.
STAFF RELAXING
SOCIAL UNION We would like to congratu
late the football club on the success of their dance which, I think, was enjoyed •bY everyone. Many thanks to all who attended for their support.
There has been a general falling off of attendance at our Saturday dances, and in view of this, we will need more support from you all if these Social Union functions are to be successful.
There is a busy social programme set out for this term, including several theme dances , film nights, and our annual snow trip. There will .be a few surprise themes, as well as the Beatnik Nite and Snow Dance. Several excellent films have been ordered for screening at College, and these will probably be shown on Friday nights instead of during the week.
July 22nd is the date set for the snow trip, and this has been well supported by both first and second year students .
Eighty Wagga students will be going to Sydney for Intercollegiate teams. Notices will be put up to announce these functions at a later date.
We would like to extend. our congratulations to George Roufeil on being elected to the Social Union. George has always been a great help at our functions , and I believe we have chosen the best person to fill the vacancy on the Social Union team.
Typed copies will ·be made of the minutes after each meeting so that you may all keep up to date with the Social Union activities.
Lynne Pavitt - Tony Skene
PEEPING PROWLER Our College stands upon a hill, For all in Wagga to see. A look at it gives one a thrill And you are proud to be One of the students, a happy
lot With .prowlers, parties and
dances And raids, lectures and the
late Zot, It tickles all your fancies. The boys and girls are on the
whizz Every night of the week And you are tempted to have a
squizz Or even a little peek. And if you do you're sure to be Thrown out on your ear And if you don 't you ·~·e sure
to see A warden coming near. W'ith all our friends and pals Our College is ·our home And we will never forget those
gals When we begin to roam.
-Peeping Prowler
Page 3
THE LIVING IMAGE Madame La Comtesse De
Boisgelin La Tour, once rich and beautiful, still vainly attempts to continue the im-pression of her past beauty although she is now in her eightieth year. Her sixteenyear-old grand-daughter, Clothilde, has been sent from the country by her mother in the hope that she might inherit a large portion of her grandmother's remaining wealth at the latter's fast aproaching death.
However, another party-the Church-pas a similar interest; they desire the jewels for the adornment of a new Madonna carved by a certain Father Polydore. The Abbe from the nearby monastery· promises eternal salvation to the Comtesse in return for her sap phires.
Clothilde, discovering the Church's intention becomes alarmed. After the Abbe's visit she is allowed to see the jewels, and at this vital stage, Father Polydore arrives to hear the confession of the Comtesse. It is from this point on that the true character of Clothilde is revealed, and inner and outer conflict reaches a high pitch. It is not until the end that the true significance of the title , "THE LIVING IMAGE" is revea led.
The atmosphere shifts from one of quietness and calm to one of jealousy and anger, human greed permeating the whole play .
The Comtesse is greedy, lustful , yet appreciative of beauty -a. woman unrepentant to the last, of her sinful life. This part is cleverly played by Helen Bo-wden. Clothilde, pale, slender and enigmatic, a seemingly insignificant lass with high hopes of future fame is played by Chery·l Walmsley. Brian Bazzo is well cast as the coldly persuasive Abbe, while Father Polydore's role is interpreted sympathetically by David Ross. Ann Sides and Dennis Jowett comp-lete the cast.
PETITION NEWS It was quoted recently in a
reputable New York newspaper that a journalist decided to see how many people actually read and thought about the contents of a petition 'before signing it. He therefore drew up a petition "To have rain banned at the weekends." Of twenty people who were approached with the petition twelve signed ! ! !
Oh! Ech! -The Thinker
Page 4
MISS de LAURENCE
The College welcomes the arrival of Miss de Laurence who replaces Mrs. ' Whittaker, to lecture in Infant Education. Miss de Laurence was trained as a Primary Teacher at Sydney Teachers' College and her first appointment was at Chipping Norton Infants. Leaving there she furthered her teaching career at Lidcombe and North Sydney Demonstration Schools before being appointed as Deputy Mistress of Balmain Demonstration School. She was then posted to Fairfield Heights after which she became Headmistress at Windsor Infants before coming to Wagga Teachers' College.
Miss de Laurence is interested in Dramatic Art and Music.
7 Hints on Percenality Development
1. "Put money in thy perce," Othello.
2. Patience and perseverence for porn porn production.
- 3. Where there's percepiration there's work; where
there's work there's weaving .
4. 'My watch says you're late; what's your perce word?"
5. Pom-pom propagator perceives that nothing is difficult: it is just ·a .progression.
6. Participation in manipulation made Moss a mighty motor racer.
7. All great percens are authors.
Anything you can prove, Perce can prove better.
JOKES There was a young girl from
Peru, Who decided her loves were too
few, So she walked from her door With a fig-leaf, no more,
And now she's in bed - with the flu.
"Would you like a ·baby sister or a baby brother?" the expectant mother asked her fouryear-old son.
"If it's not too much trouble, I'd like a .pony."
There was a young lady named Maude,
A sort of society fraud. In the parlour, 'tis told, Sh e was distant and cold, But on the verandah, my
Gawd.
'The SI·GNATURES The THING
The news that certain persons are preparing a certain petition leads to the belief that the petition circulating season is again open. For this reason I have taken upon myself the job of giving advice on preparing and circulating petitions.
The first problem is to find a sui table subject to petition against. (Have you ever noticed that petitions are always against something?) This is limited firstly by the number of people willing to sign a petition on a given subject and secondly by the existence of someone, or something, to present the petition to. It is, for example, useless circulating a petition objecting to the mating-call of the circle-eyed coo-bird because even if. you could find enough people to sign it, there would be no one to present the blasted thing· to . You could, as a last resort, always present it to the bird, but it is doubtful if it would change anything connected with its mating habits-would you?
Having chosen the subject for your petition the next problem is the actual wording. This must ·be concise, impressive, and completely incomprehensible. This is best achieved by using gobbledegook officialeze, an example of which is here given .
We hereafter called the undersigned do, in the form of this document (hereafter called the petition) depu·tate vigorously against the iniquitious victimisation of the public (hereafter called the party of the third person) in regards to the victimisation of the party of the third person by the government of the day. Moreover, we the undersigned, being the party of the first person, do, in proxy for the party of the third person, and the party of the second person (in the event of the existence of same·) hereunder affix our signatures in full support of the above.
This is possibly the best form of wording to use in a petition as it satisfies fully the condition of being completely incomprehensible. People are very unwilling to admit ignorance and so a person reading such petition, and not knowing what it is about, will dare not ask, in case he is though incapable of understanding the simplest of En glish passag·es.
The petitioner can help here by saying such things as "that's
"TALKABOUT"
perfectly clear isn't it." The person will , however, recognise such words as "public," "signature" and "government of the day" which are extremely imr:.ortant.
By using "public" the reader is led to believe that his signing the petition (the need for him to do this is established by the word "signature") will in some way benefit himself and. not some ex!Otic group such as the South Western Arabian Camel Corp. The use of "government of the day" is almost essential for the success of the petition as almost everybody has some kind of grudge against the government and will sign a petition on this basis alone . The same is true of "administration" which may be substituted if so desired.
This leads naturally to the best way of gaining signatures for the petition . Making them up yourself is considered illegal and so should be avoided, except as a last resort. The best way of getting large numbers c.f signatures in one go is to introduce the petition at some sort of meeting, either religious or Communist. If successfully in troduced here it will be found that all present wil sign the petition under the assumption that if they don 't the others will think them either unworthy or heretics.
If this cannot be done the only other way is the slow process of soliciting signatures, one at a time. However, do not despair as statistics show that 6 out of 10 people wil sign any petition without even looking at it . .So work out your cause, fill up your pen, and the best of luck.
-Mors Iabrochii
Petitions ! Petitions ! ! A league to petition fC'J" th
removal of the two College statues Myrtle and Chloe (by the fish .pond) is to be formed. ' The reason for this is that in their present semi-nude states the statues can be regarded as obscene.
Interested .parties pi ease contact
-Farmer and Pisces
Another league is to be form ed to confiscate all obscene works from the library. Examples of such works would cover most of those books on the College reading list which includes the works of Shakespeare, Lawrence, Chaucer, Joyce and Farmer and Pisces.
This move should prove popular with both the moralists and amoralists.
A good old fashion p-uritan burning of these books will be held in the Pleasance (see Calen dar p37) on Walpurgis Day, Friday, 13th July.
-Farmer and Pisces
"TALKABOUT"
ST"RICTLY AN ADVERTISEMENT
There seems to be no way of stopping the person who really wants to write. The real difficulty nowadays is to persuade those people who should be able to write to go ahead and. put their thoughts on paper. When .people are asked. to write something for a magazine or paper they raise a series of time-honoured objections. Let us look at some of these.
"I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE ABOUT"
Let us counter this with a question: How old are you? Eighteen, nineteen, or past the semi-magical barrier of the 'teens? In other words, can you honestly say that you have lived a quarter of your life and. nothing has happened to you that Is worth writing about? Because, you see, the really oood writer usually writes : .bout what he knows. Most people seem to be under the misapprehension that when they write a story it has to be a;bout the strange and wonderful lives of utterly a.bnormal characters living in exotic places; that this story must rise to a smashing climax of violent action; that there has to be a definite "punch-line" or a trick· ending.
There is a market for stories like this; ·but when you stop to think about them you begin to realise that you have to stop thinking to bother with them. So many of them are artificial faked., insincere- mere escapism, and not very good escapism at that. A real situation honestly described, makes a much better, and thereby more satisfying, short story. What holds your interest most? An eye-witness account of a real event. Or better - your own account of an event-that is, a short story in vocal form.
Moreover, it does not have to be a story of violence, culminating in a savage climax. If life were really like that we would all be ulcer cases at an early age . Yet important things do happen to all of us. Which decision has most affected your life up till now? Was it made in a welter of emotion or violent action? probably not. Yet the story of how that decision was reached -can be just as interesting as the story of a murder , or some such sensational event which you have never witnessed . Other people want to hear about that decision. In a slightly fictionalised form they can see their own problems and someone else's solution.
Of course, truly exciting things can happen to the or-
dinary individual - accidents for instance. One student turned in a fine effort, on an accident in which he was involved. But the important things, or the truly interesting things, can be quiet, apparently unemotional, even trivial occurrences which, in the end turn out to be important. A student once wrote for me a story about how she made friends with her roommate at College. At first view unexciting, yet a warm, human character study of herself and. her friends.
Another developed an hysterically funny story about her first kiss. One young man caught all the frustration and rage at a day at his favourable beach spoiled by a party of intruders; another portrayed effectively the embarrassment he felt as a drunken woman revealed her private life during a bus trip home. Each of these is a commonplace situation enough, but told with honesty and sincerity, they brought situations and people to life.
But there are further objections:
"I CAN'T WRiTE WELL"
The answer to this is that you never know until you try. So try! If you are still unhappy about the story, bring it to us. We can help, suggest , guideand if necessary we can correct. A second opinion is usually enough to spark the writer into a fUrther, more profitable development of the story.
"I'M NOT INTERESTED IN FICTION"
Who cares if it isn't fiction? Write us an article which develops your opinions, philosophies, or even your grouches. This can be used too.
"WHAT ABOUT POETR.Y"
It is difficult for people to give you advice about writing poetry. My only advice would be negative: Don't fall into the trap of writing formless poetry. I don 't mean by that that you should have perfectly regular stanzas, rhyming couplets or quatrains or such things. Form is definable as the perfect fusion of content and expression, and beginners in poetry rarely achieve this. Indeed, there are very few poems in all literature where it occurs. But, poetry must be disciplined; it is not a formless gush of chaotic emotion, so beware of so-called "free verse" which is often an excuse for sloppiness. Apart from that, the same applies to poetry as to prose : say what you want to say honestly and sincerely.
And the reason for all this ? W'e have a yearly publication, "Baringa" by name. We can use your short stories, poems, articles. Why not think about them now? Good literary work needs time for revision, so if you have anything we might like to publish, let us have it soon.
-Mr. B. Fone
Pa ge 5
22P HEARD THESE CRAFT: Of course they
don 't have paddle pop sticks in Lapland, because it's too cold for Paddle .Pops.
It's not that I'm stra.ng, it's just that this is weak string.
That's an intelligence test, that one.
The only difference ·between me and Christian Dior is the wages we receive (P.oS .: Christian Dior is dead .)
I'm old enough to look after myself.
E;NGLISH: Despite her limitations, Marilyn Monroe has certain peculiarities . . . you can't deny that she has a wellrounded fig·-ure.
CURRENT AFFAIRS: Mr. Griffin, the word is NOT out.
PHYSICAL EDUCATION : Censored.
AUSTRALIAN HISTORY: But where were the women -you can't have children without women!!!
-FOO
CONCRETE PATHS We plod through the mire , It raises our ire, We'll have concrete paths one
day. To lectures or the shop Through the mud we slop. We'll have concrete paths
one day. I just wore out thc.se shoes
of mine The Principal's built an office
fine . But we'll have concrete .paths
one day. -Mudlark
Page 6
THE KANGAROO HOP I
you see the kangaroos and emus. On a hot day, not many kangaroos are seen and those
, which are sighted are usually "The Kangaroo Hop" is the lying down in the shade of a
name commonly given to the tree. When there is not much trip from Parkes to Broken food about, the kangaroos are Hill in the "Silver City· most numerous. Emus are a Comet." This trip holds the common sight, they are very travel1er who has not been on frightened creatures, and start it before spel1bound and running as soon as the train amazed throughout the whole comes near them. These birds 430 miles of it. For the geo- can run up to 40• miles an graphy student it is one of the hour . Although you do not see best geography lessons he any sign of the inhabitants, could have. the train often stops at little
The journey begins at ·Parkes sidings. to unload food and at half past eight in the morn- mail. There is always someone ing and ends at Broken Hill to meet the train and at the at half .past five (N . .S.W. time, bigger centres, it is common to six o 'clock Adelaide . time). 'he see railway fettlers' wives railway works with N.S.W. time squatting in the dirt and dust for obvious reasons, a total of of the station with a squalling, nine hours. To do this the dirty baby in her arms and train reaches a maximum several equally dirty children speed of up to 80 miles an playing in the dust. After see-hour along the greater part of ing scenes )ike this, one begins the trip, which is made possible to wonder how these people by the almost complete lack of live. Aboriginal children are curves in the railway line. numerous and in most cases
Parkes is like any ordinary country town. Its population is 8,000•, which is engaged primarily in providing facilities for the farming community surrounding it. The town itself nestles in a broad valley. An important feature of Parkes is the radio telescope situated there, of which we hear so much. The "Silver City Comet" begins its long trip here and as it slowly passes through it one can see the tremendous inhabitants starting 31bout their daily activities. Wheat silos of tremendous size and heights are a common sight, for Parkes is one of the main bulk wheat handling centres of this region.
The first fifty miles of· the trip is very similar to the country around Wagga and district, this also being a wool and wheat growing centre. Huge 100 acre paddocks of wheat cro,p and paddocks of grazing sheep are a sight. Some paddocks are ploughed, some are sown with wheat crop some are a sea of emerald green young wheat plants and others have a ripe golden crop ready to be harvested, or being harvested (the state of the paddock depends naturally on the time of the year.) As the train passes through children can be seen making their way to school, on foot, by horse, in their parent's car, in an old, dust-covered school bus, or on the train itself.
To wheat and wool country gradually merges into scrub country, which appears to have no inhabitants at all. This scrub country takes up about 150 miles of the trip, and consists of low stunted and knotted eucalypt trees with small bushes and some grass interspersed in it. It is here that
are better dressed and cleaner than the white children. They are very shy and often board the train and buy ice cream from the buffet, which caters specially for them.
Unlike the wool and wheat country, the scrub country does not merge into the next type of country, but rather it ends abruptly. The next 200 miles of the journey is the most fascinating of the lot. You suddenly emerge from the scr.ub into a wide fiat plain. The vegetation cover is practically nil, saltbush is the characteristic undergrowth, with an occasional tree here and there. After a good fall of rain, however, the transformation is f·antastic. The whole area has green, luxurious grass covering it . The grass is, however, not hardy. enough to stand up to the severe climate and quickly dies. It is hard to imagine how far you can actually see. I don't think it would ·be an exaggeration to say hundreds of miles . The horizon merges into the sky, so that you cannot tell where it ends and the sky begins. The only trace of inhabitants is the occasional siding that the train pulls up to (these are usually .iust a pile of railway sleepers) and the roads from the sidings which sometimes wander over the plain out of sight. •Sometimes you see a little cloud of dust travelling along it .
As you get further inland, sand-dunes become a common sight; these vary in size and height and often occur in swarms. In summer emus bury their heads in the sand, and on examination, it is found that the sand is saturated with moisture about a foot down. Mirages are very deceiving; large expanses of shimmering,
cool water can be seen not far from the railway line. Although they do not seem very far away it takes a long time to reach them and when you finally think you are there, they suddenly disappear. At Menindee on the Darling River, there is a real expanse of water, namely the Menindee Lakes Scheme which has been in the news a great deal lately.
An interesting feature of this part a.f the journey is the constant changing of soil types. Soil varies from chestnut brown to grey-white, to red, and within a few miles all three can be found. These soils never mix, one type stops abruptly and the other begins. Some large sand dunes are composed of two different types of soil (e.g. one half grey white soil and the other half red soil) and when blown down by the wind, the soils never mix ·but sift out again into two distinct soil types.
The names of the numerous sidings are often very amusing and the person very efficient in pronunciation would find some of them very difficult to pronounce. e.g., The Gorge, a little siding just out of Broken Hill, is very amusing in that the country around it is as fiat as a pancake, there being no "gorge" in sight.
You can tell when you are approaching Broken Hill because the Barrier Range stands out distinctly against the skyline. This is not a range of mountains as some people tend to believe, but rather it is a range of hills that appear like mountains when all one has been seeing for miles is fiat plams. The train does not go straight into Broken Hill but comes in by a roundabout way. The Flying Doctor .base is passed on the way in. The train finally pulls up at the Broken Hill railway station, which unlike most New South W'ales railway stations is a modern ·brick building and is one of many indications of the wealth and prosperity of this great inland mining centre.
-The 1,100 miles student -·-ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT Known only to be known As hide to hide is sewn, .Surrounding all with laughter; From a Persian rug To the size of a shrug, And who knows what, comes
after. Light only to be lit As wool to wool is knit, Reflecting all with ;Jastet; And the size of the room Marks the extent of the goom, And who knows what, comes
after.
"TALKABOUT"
TONIC TALK Paul, in 1 Corinthians 15-19,
says these words, "If in this life only we have hope in Christ we are of all men most miserable" but praise God that Christ rose ag·ain from death and is living now and for all eternity in heaven. Where will you spend eternity?
Your decision in this life determines whether you will go into paradise or into the place of everlasting torment and separation from God. The Bible, which in the pure and holv word of God, states that Hell is a place of "weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth," but the way of salvation is clear and plain, just as it was when Christ was choosing his disciples - "Follow Me," was all he said and that is all He is saying to us: "Follow Me."
Will you follow Him and enjoy the peace of sins forgiven in this world torn by worry, sin and strife? The promise of eternal life was made by Christ Himse1f in the words "Whosoever will come unto Me I will in no wise cast out." Take Him at His word, friend, and follow.
-Warwick Murray
·Stalemate - a husband you are tired of.
The zipper is the undoing of the modern girl.
Gissing' s Pharmacy AND
Photo Department 60 FITZMAURICE ST.
(Opp. Post Office) Phone 2101
THE CITY TAILOR
Leaders in Young Men's Fashions
GOLDEN ARCADE
BAYLIS ST., WAGGA
Wholly set up and printed by "The Daily Advertiser" Job Printing Dept., Wagga W'agga
'"TALKABOUT"
We cast our eyes on the na.ked form of CRUD of ERIHANUS (somewhere in the ur•per extremisphere), who is seen knitting a fibre glass beanie. Not only is CRUD the most ·highly qualified glass bottle blower in the Coca-Cola business but also is the President
o,f the Barrentop Beanie Club.
i\nd in the time it takes to say Reichsdeputationshauptschluss (roughly two seconds on the s~fiiifal) CRUD- is hurled earthwards. In a. puff of pyjamas he finds himself at the g'ates of a strange and foreboding edifice.
Turning· to the building, in front of him he is confronted by BIZZA & ORCH. They escort him to the offi·ce of the most high and venerable Wimpey. Wimpey in turn escorts CRUD to the throne of the Venerable Moza, who is the big wheel in the N.T.G.B.
Page 8
-- -<;;.QMMONWEALTH ::;;~BANK SB.c.J./f.lf.
•• , .... TRACKSUITS TO
TENNIS BALLS AND EVERYTHING IN
BETWEEN It'll give you an idea of our range in sporting equipment! If you wish, you can lay-by, charge or open a D.J.'s "no deposit Budget Account'' right
now!
0 C>
DEAR BRIDGET Dear Bridget,
I'm a second year woman student keeq,ly interested in debating. It was through this activity that I eventually met the man of my dreams. Could you give me the knowledge on how to catch him. Over a distance of 440 yards he always evades me. -"J.P."
ANSWER: This is a deba.table ·question, but I suggest you train your voice."
-Bridget
Dear Bridget, I am a disappointed second
year female student. I learnt there was a new, attractive lecturer at the College. However, after much boastings of my
STOP PRESS Since his accident Stirling Moss has taken up French Knitting to restore strength and supp·leness to his wrists.
intentions, I discovered that the name was misleading as to the sex of this person. Is. the Education Department always misleading to eager College students? -Miss de Fied Dear Miss de Fied,
Looks like you walked out into the fog and miss de.'
-Bridget
Dear Bridget, I am a first year boy who has
been whizzing a second year ·bird. On Saturday night, however, I learnt that I have been put down for a certain treeloving bloke named Benjamin. As I have been bitten by one bird this year, I worry about this other untrue love?
-Teddy Dear Teddy,
Guess you will just have to grin and bear it.
-Bridget
Dear Bridget, 'My boyfriend has duck
humps. He refuses to wear his jumper even on the coldest of days. Can I politely tell him that this is very irritating to me or not?
-Lawn Mower Dear Lawn Mower,
I can't answer your question, but what were you wearing to feel those duck humps?
-Bridget
Dear Bridget, My last four boyfriends have
been of the same name. I seem to ·be in a rut. How do you suggest I overcome this problem? -Bib~
Dear Bibby, Never rus in-always ask the
boy his name before you whizz him.
-Bridget
"TALKABOUT''
FREEDOM To wish for a drifting river, A weeping gum nearby, A way from the glance of
people A rug on which to lie. To spend a day dreaming Satisfied in every way, Frustrations expelled, The world around you, in
your sway. To be with your lover , Know the greatness of the
strongest need , Oneness, united, To venture onward without
heed. To be free o.f responsibili.ty , To give and to take, Not as human thinkers Ever wary of a mistake. Ruled by emotion, Instinct to prevail, Love ever forward Hil!ppiness will never fail . To sleep when overtaken By the veil of weariness, Protected by a ·being, With whom you may regress. If these things could be Then the world would be new Returned to the GenGsis, BUT THI·S IS NOT TRUE.
- -Rob.
REVISION OF LAST LECTURE
Last week Mr. Young put before our eyes,
Six "ing" words to memorise, These are varieties he told to
us, In the tedious instructing of a
class. Hearing, seeing and doing were
the three he gave to us, Then came reading, writ ing ;
talking was the last. Handy hints were given to be
placed in the back of the book,
So when Mr. Young wants to check up, all he has to do is
look. To conclude the lesson, a girl
was told to stand And out in front of all the
class to answer questions off-hand.
And thus did end the lesson , And Mr. Young did say, "I'll interview those unfortun
ates: who walked in late today."
The lecturer had finished, The class was told to go, We gathered up our papers, And went out row by row.
NOTICE We regret to announce that
due to lack of ,patronage Hotel Kambu has closed down for the winter. We look forwr..rd to a 1busy season with the increased activity which should occur with the coming of Spring.
-Farmer and Pisce.,
"TALKABOUT"
Debased Currency (Re-print from Souvenir Issue,
1961)
"The scholarship system brings debased currency to Colleges," was a noted criticism of students during this year. Why did the person who made that statement actually make it? It was either a carefully considered appraisal of students or a controversial statement made at that moment to arouse some interest.
If it was the second it probably had the most value and as such deserves our attention. Students are most voluble in conversation on matters of petty importance but there is little involvement in the wider issues of human relations. Is this 1because they are "debased currency" and their minds are just not equal to the task of appraisal, assessment and the use of tact? I really wonder whether 60.% of this College could express a considered view on a matter of interest and importance. You have only to speak to the students who have given hours of their time to produce Baringa a-nd Talkabout, because they believe they are important for the College, to realise this . Their efforts in most cases are greeted with apathy. That students are apathetic is deplorable. A feature of any group of students should ·be their ability to appraise the views of others and express in no uncertain terms considered views of their own. If they can't , they simply stagnate and drown in their own pettiness and ineffectuality. The narrowness, the lack of imagination an d the dogmatism, that un[or tunately will characterise a number of students' careers, have their beginnings. in this college where the very opposite should be the case.
One of the best ways you can show the critic that we are not "debased currency" is to make use of your two publications - Baringa and Talkabout. They have two obviously different functions but in the end do the same thing-give you an opportunity to say something worthwhile. Are you worthwhile enough to say it? By now those with any real interest in College matters will have their copy of Baringa and in it you will find that the Editor has outlined the form of a Writers' Group that could meet to speak and write their minds. Some of the products of such a group could be suita;ble for Talkabout but his main purpose, I think, is to lift the standard of writing in Baringa. If next year's Editor of Baringa
has been elected then find him on your return to College and get to work for the sake of your reputation as a thinking student. Don't give our critic the chance tc. call us "debased currency"-show him at least in our writing· that we have something worthwhile to say. Students' writings have caused revolutions. It was students, who in 1956, aroused Hungary to revolution. This year's Baringa and Talkabout will not do that; but unless thinking students can themselves get together to form a Writers' Club in order to think, to write, to criticise and then to re-write they never will cause one.
-Pennies from Heaven -·-ON INCREASING
MATURITY Sir,
It has been brought to my notice of the general ignorance of students of this College, a tertiary institution, in the little matters which show how mature a person it .
The correct procedure in affixing staples into an assignment is one mere example. Practically anyone who has begun their tertiary education knows that you cannot quickly place one of these sta.pies into position. Because of the apparent lacking of my college students in this sphere of their education. I will briefly describe the correct methods.
Of the several methods you must firstly decide upon whieh you will adopt, by of CO'Jrse, writing down objectively the points for and against each method. But more of this in the College Calendar, which of course, you have read.
One of the easiest methods is to draw in lightly with a 4H Copperplate pencil the diagonal from the left to the lower right corner. Then h alf an inch in from the former corner on the title page the staple should be placed, perpendicular to the diagonal. The diagonal should then be removed by the use of an India rubber eraser .
I trust, .Sir, that this article may be of edification to your multitude of knowledge seeking perusers.
Yours sincerely, Jim Rain
RADIO CABS TAXI SERVICE
ST ATION PLACE
PHONE: 4242
A GU IDE TO THE UNINITIATED
Between the joy of adolescence and holy wedlock we find a muscle-bound male, who conscientiously fills the role of a Surf Lifesaver.
Lifesavers are usually found around and about members of the opposite sex. He is innocence with a beer bottle in his hand, inexperience with a female under his wing, Tarzan in his torn and faded ".Speedos." Parents tolerate him, children idolise him, the government and Shire Councils ignore him and girls thrive on him.
A surf lifesaver is a composite-he has the appetite of a horse, the tan of a negro, the lungs of a jersey bull, the jiving ability of Elvis, the knees of a housemaid and the ambitions of a bum. When forced to participate in R and R drill, he has five thumbs on each hand and two left feet .
The things he likes are: bikinis, 'body-.building, alcohol, fast cars, women, waves, telling dirty jokes, crew-cuts and board races. The things he doeE not like are: members of the other clubs, paying fees, club meetings, unco-operative females, "square" dancing, girls ' fathers, formal dress (i.e., a tie) , lost children and club presidents.
His most cherished possessions are: a pair of tattered football shorts, half a dozen beer glasses from the local pub, somebody else's mattress, and some other bloke's surfboard.
Surf lifesavers fall into these categories: good, indifferent, helpless and hopeless. But girls -what would our beaches be like without Australia's most cnlourful figure-the Surf Lifesaver??? -One Who Knows
Page 9
0' TRAVAIL! Thinkest thou this empty
head of mine Thy worldly knowledge can
absorb? Only were I as a grain of sand To absorb the moisture of thy
knowledge And enjoy each richness to its
full; And at each filling give. Seeking no reward but wonder ,
and delight As youthful seekers of thy
mysteries Were enriched from my tul!ness
thereof.
-·-First Year Half Yearly Exams
Recent results of First Year HalfcYearly .Ex ams disclosed-70 % Failed completely. 10 % Were in the wrong room.
6 % Fell asleep during true or false questions.
2% Forgot to bring a pencil. 2% Forgot to come back
after being excused . 2% Made pa.per planes out
of test papers. 2.% Of male students were
too busy looking at the few female students on the stage.
2% Were still numb f.rom initiation .
1% Could not read. 1 % - Could not write . 1% Chucked the whole mesE
up as a bad joke. 1:% Were still in bed. 1 % Just stayed away alto
gether.
TOTAL: 10<1% (one idiot handed in two papers).
RESULT: All first years are doing remedials.
STUDY DROVE 1st YEARS UP T'HE WALL
Page 10
Gl RLS: 40 Ways to get a Whixx
(direct with variations from a well known American
magazine)
1. ·Pick up the book he drops, strike up a conversation while you retrieve it.
2. Be .friendly to the new boy. Offer to give him a tour of the back path.
3. •Sign up for circuit training. Be an "orange" girl at the footy.
4. Go where the boys areonly when the warden is off duty.
5. Sign up for the newspaper staff (we couldn't thir.k of a variation obut we tried) .
6. "Mistakenly on purpose" pick up his lecture notes; leave yours with him. It will take a meeting after tea and a gettogether to straighten out the confusion.
7. Advertise that you've finished next week's 4,000 word assignment.
8. Try out for "twister" title. Everyone will notice you.
9. Suggest doing a joint research ,project with him.
10 . Take up bush walking. You'll get a chance to walk together, get acquainted after class hours.
n . Go into the dining room alone. Sit at an empty table. Don't be surprised if he doesn't join you.
12. Carry something enormous (like his Perce box). He'll feel like Sir Galahad when he offers to help.
13. Borrow his jumpers, lecture notes you missed, football mocka etc.
14. Do his French knitting. 15. Ask him to explain more
thoroughly a .point he mad.e in his seminar.
16. Ask the brain for help in assignments.
1·7. Offer to mend his football jumper.
18. Volunteer to collect debts after .pay. You'll have to talk to everyone to urge payment.
19. To catch the eye of the lad who sits •behind you, Luck a saucy pink bow in the back of your curl.
20•. Smile and greet everyone as you pass in .the lecture block, don't wait for introductions.
Z1. Ask him to mer.J your bed lamp.
22. Temporarily lose your wardrobe key. Ask him to keep a few of your belongings in his.
23. Wait for him after a test to discuss your answers.
24. Contrive to go to dems . with him. Don't hesitate to ask him to wait.
2·5. Take a complex camera to the footy with you. Boys love to give advice.
26. Invest in language or Shakespeare records. Ask him up for a study-listening session.
27. Walk out from tea alone some nights to encoura6e him to catch up with you.
28. Ask him to help with the card catalogue or a confusing library index.
29. Take neat, good notesthe kind he'll want to borrow.
30 . Lf he's drawn a blank in Nat. Science offer to coach him in the exams .
31. Sit near him in the library.
32.. Stare at him during meals, afterwards say : "I couldn't help noticing your cravat, I'd love to buy one for my ;brother like that."
33. Have him help you hang de-corations for a dance.
34. Suggest an excursion to Willans Hill or the beach that ties in with your current Geography lectures.
3·5 . Compare grades, especially if you know his were better than yours (unlikely).
36. Memorise the t~ies in football last •Saturday. Compliment players at the dance Saturday night.
37. S m i 1 e sympathetically when he falls off his chair or spills milk in the dining room. Don't lead the laughter.
38. If you even know one boy in the football team, 1 ush over at half time and start a conversation. He'll introd.nce you to his friends.
39. Comment when he wears a clean shirt or someone else's jumper to lectures.
40. Last and most important: Get along with his fliends even if it kills you .
--·--.GUESS WHAT DORM
Has five repeat students Two suspended students One deferred prac. teaching
mark. and only two clean living
lads.
FOR GIFTS FOR ALL
OCCASIONS
call at-
CASTLES BROS. (Inc. in Vic.)
180-184 Baylis Street
"HE SITS AND THINKS- II
The lecturer sat at the tea table thinking. For the first time in a week he had a chance to get aside from the hectic life of College. This was his first year lecturing, and more important his first away from home. Things seemed different somehow.
He remembered how he had playfully punched his schoolmate when they had called him a "consch" and suggested that he ought to be a professor. Well, this wasn't quite a professorship but it was near enough.
He had come to C'ollege on that fateful day with his mind as confused as the spaghetti that had just been placed in front of him. On top of· becoming a lecturer he had found himself accepting the position of warden.
He liked •boys very much and wanted to repay them for what he had lacked in his Uni. years when he lived at home.
There was a mild disturbance in the body of the dining hall as some girl giggled but it barely registered with him.
That first lecture when he had smiled sweetly, tried to sound tough fm· the boys, yet pleasant enough for the ladies.
And then there was the first time a rumble had started in the dorm. He was grateful for the way the boys had responded to his first voice. This also brought to mind his first nlght on duty. He smiled as he thought of the fun.
Another warden questioned him about who would win the table tennis title. He looked blank but apparently that was sufficient an answer as the conversation flowed on without him.
He had learnt a lot a;bout the modern student in the last three months. They were as human as he was. That was why he had gone bushwalking with a party of them last weekend. Although the exercise had killed him he grinned as he remembered how he slid, grinning like a giddy teenager down that last slope.
He was glad that one of the boys had come to talk over a personal problem with.. himhe felt that he was appreciated. He would rather ~be their friend than their "Big Brother" and yet often he felt as if that was what he was expected to ·be.
He was still sitting there thinking when a voice drifted across the table mentioning something about the lack of contributions to "Talkabout."
"TALKABOUT"
She was going to go on when she noticed that they were the only two left in the dining room so they quickly rose and moved silently back into the busy world of 30 minutes ago.
-Interlude
DEFINITIONS What is the definition of a
chaperone? One who didn't quite make
the team .but is still there intercepting the passes.
What is the definition of a blunder bus?
A vehicle used to take unmarried mothers to hospital.
The Book Centre Invites you to see tht
, range of EDUCATIONAL
and CHRISTIAN
LITERATURE now available in paper backs and better bindings
For !VIusic, Records, Bibles, T~staments, PmyeT Books, Pzctures and Stationery , yon will appreciate-
shop at
The Book Centre Neslo Arcade
117-119 Baylis Street Wagga
Note: Penguin Books now in Stock. Orders Accepted.
HUNTERS 'THE GIFT CENTRE"
Specialists in
Stationery, Books
Fountain Pens
r ewellery' '\IVa tches
China, Crystal
Sportsgoods, Cameras
Cutlery, Electrical Goods,
Toys, etc.
Hunter Bros. Pty. Ltd.
Phone 2121-2, Wagga
• V;]fJ ,~- ) >~
'k:
/I :I
I (i ~ ' . I I ~-- ' L /
I I
1-, I
~ I ~ I ~-~~~------------_ _Li __ j· ~· ~
"How to be a Good Bloke"
or "How to Win Friends and
Influential People" by Dayl Carnegie
The Loved One We must first establish a
group of admiring friends. The subtle approach is• to heckle someone publicly, and thus dazzle everyone. It's pots of
by George, taking the -···''""'"' out of people.
can learn •bY watching how youngsters do it in class. Make sure they are under 4th Grade, as above that level they have generally grown out of it .
Now, the subject for the truncating. It is desirable for the subject to have the following qualities-:
(b) Something to hecklesomeone with some sort of infirmity would be ideal, as it requires no mental effort to heckle something as glaringly obvious as this.
(b) Someone who is quiet and sensible, for -two reasons (1) he won't have a large circle of frineds, so you will not
TRACK SUITS Ideal for All Sports
Training All Colours, very well made
Schipp's Sports Store
be antagonising a group, only an individual, which does not matter anyway; (2) he will quietly ignore it, won't return the smashing wit, and form his own little group, thus setting up an alien party.
Other smart things are good too, like playing hide-and-seek with teapots. This esta;blishes you as a. first clas clique of Lotus-eaters-cock of the Dorm in fact.
lf, of course, you let your cmwning glory grow, or if you dye it, then you are immediately labelled a character and accepted in Top-Drawer circles.
I suggest next a "Halo" -most reliable!
I~ you are a sporting type, you re real ·cool, down-wind, in athletic circles, and remember, Bombay Bloomers are the last word!
COMFORT TO STUDENTS The •Student stood at the
Pearly Gates, His spirit no longer bold;
He waited for St. Peter To admit him to the fold.
"And what have you done," St. Peter said,
"To gain admittance here?" "I've been a student teacher
And underpaid two years."
The Pearly Gates swung open wide,
St. Peter touched the bell. "Come in," he said, "and
choose your harp, You've had your share of
hell."
-KAYT.EE
LUMEAH COFFEE LOUNGE *
*
PALMERS For all Your Clothing
Requirements · College Blazer Specialists
Men's Wear Sporting Equipment
PALMERS (Opposite Plaza Theatre)
Phone 2104
McMullen, Love & co.
MEN'S OUTFITTERS BUDGET ACCOUNT
AVAILABLE BARBER'S SALON
4 Chairs - No vVaiting
* * * *
The meeting place for years, for young people, particularly students, has been and always will be the Lumeah Coffee Lounge in Centreway Place, near 2WG.
Page 12
FOOTBALL The first grade is still having
a successful season being second to W'aratahs. They were unlucky to lase some of their star players especially their fiery Riverina pivot and captain, Ross Eggleton; but still they have continued to play brilliant football losing only two games for the season. Their last match proved to be a thriller where with their speed and hard rucking they openly thrashed their old rivals Ag. College 26-3.
The Greens and Golds when they have recovered from losses, lnJuries, retirement, etc., and organised themselves should provide a thriller of a match when they meet again at the end of the season. The Greens, who were overpowered in the last match against the Golds, will have to live up to the name the Greens built up last year. It will be interesting to see which teams out of R.A.A.F. "A," "·Gr-eens" and "Golds" will meet in the Grand Final.
The Colts who seem to be having a run of bad luck recently still hold a position in the first four in the comp. With Athol Mulley behind them they could still prove a headache to the top team at the end of the season.
The footballers were pleased with the response they received for their football dance and especially to all supporters and hecklers at their r.ecent match-es.
-Mick McGrath Sports Editor.
SOCCER GOLDS KILL THE DUCK GREENS HIT THE: TOP
With the first round com-pleted and the second round under way the Soccer Club has seen mixed luck. Two players who will be missed by both teams are Mick Sheddon and Bill Quantrill. Mick broke his leg playing for the Greens against R.A.A.F. and Bill suffered a recurrent injury to his back some weeks ago. Both players look as though their next game will be early . . . in 19·63. The Golds team has finally notched a couple of points. To be congratulated on this game are Mick Sheddon and Johnny Cranfield who scored the team's four goals. This congratulation, however, must go to the whole team, who played as such. In the game against R.A.A.F.-former competition leaders-the whole Greens team played. well-es.pecially as only 1(} men were left to do battle after 55 minutes. It is pleasing to note the improvement of Peter Hamil-
ton, Cafferky and Bob Cureton -all of whom have showed their best form to date in the last two games.
Perhaps the most disappointing feature of the soccer this season is the lack of supporters. All hecklers are welcome (whizzers as well) and you will be assured of an exciting game. Where? Generally there is at least one game at the College each weekend. Watch the notice tboard ladies (and !3ddies) and we will give you the clues. -Macka and 'Cerlot
MEN'S HOCKEY The growth of hockey in the
College this year has been remarkable. We now have three teams in the local competitions. Our new team, College 3, are settling down fast and. we expect them to record their f1rst victory soon. The second, led by Noel Miller, are doing well in the competition and there is keen rivalry for some positions. The firsts have shown that they cari be a premier side but they still need a lot of hard work to build up a match winning combin3.tion.
W'e took two teams to Tumut to the annual carnival and although we didn't win many matches we all g·ained valuable experience both on and off the field. The second performed very creditably against much stronger opposition.
Our congratulations go to "Hick" Norman, Buddy Leonard, Ian Brown, Terry Lane and Vince Fisher, who represented Wagga at the Victorian Country Championships. The last four mentioned have also .been selected to represent Wagga in a match a.g·ainst Albury on July 1.
With the selection of the Intercollegiate team eoming up let our motto on the field be, "Excel with Honour."
-A Selector waiting to be impressed.
Women's Softball The Inter-house competitbn
is now finished with Kabi emerging winners and Marinya hard on their heels. The competition was actively participated in and valuable experience was gained: by many.
This term we are only playing with three College teams and attempts have been made to arrange games w\th the Army, R.A.A.F. and we hope, a staff team. Balmain Teachers' College is coming down early in August and this mat:eh should cause quite a deal ·of interest.
As Intercollegiate is .mly a few weeks away we need as
much practice as possible. Therefore we issue a challenge to all other sporting teams in the College-come and sec if you can beat us.
-Adele Weathera.ll
Women's Basketball Only three competition gam
es have •been played so far t:his year and the llst, 2:nd and 3rd teams have each had one defeat . The 4th team, with ma.ny stars making stupendous come·backs, achieved: what was thought to ·be impossible-they won!
Although last week showed the ability of all teams, further training wouldn't go astray. Remember first grade, Intercollegiate is only a few waeks away.
The first grade has at :ast been finalised and we welcome Anne Rentoule and Jeanne Quartel in place of· Kaye Dick and Dinah Walker who have had to withdraw because of in-juries.
-Jai Delavere
MEN'S TENNIS The championships are well
under way with only the quarter finals onwards to be played. congratulations. to those who have reached this stage.
"TALKABOUT"
BEVELS RESTAURANT
GOLDEN ARCADE
16 BAYLIS STREET
Our Restaurant is Completely Air-Conditioned
for your comfort
EXCELLENT MENU EXCELLENT SERVICE
PHONE 3114
STUDENTS support your
COLLEGE SHO• for
.'i1111iunay IJTinhs
Cip;caettes Sweets
<111d a ll ,tudent requisites
NATION'S FOR SERVICE
TALKABOUT CLEAN-UP CAMPAI·GN