Most Useless Powers….ever!

15. Color Kid

Change any color into any

other color

14. TNT & Dan the Dyn-a-mite

Touch together

rings which explode and make their costumes appear

13. The Thunderer

Yells to scare bad

guys

12. Captain Tootsie

Extra energy from eating Tootsie Rolls

11. Captain Fearless

Blows a magic horn to

summon a ghost for

advice

10. Captain Zero

Turns invisible after

nuclear disaster

9. Fatman

Chocolate-flavored drink turns him into a flying saucer

Note: Anytime there is food around, he stops pursuing bad guys to eat it!

8. Sparkman

Generates crackling static electricity

7. Speed Centaur

Gallops to crime scenes

6. Kangaroo Man

Uses trained kangaroo to stomp out evil

Note: The name of the kangaroo is Bingo

5. Kaptain Kween

Gets physical strength from a white-beareed mystic…but only works against villains who attack hair and hair stylists

4. Madam Fatal

A guy who dresses like a woman to sneak up on bad guys

3. Mr. E

Mr. "E" had a subterranean temple beneath his home where he appealled to a wise and powerful god of the ancients known as "King Kolah" for guidance and assistance.

King Kolah would present Mr. "E" with visions to lead him to criminals. King Kolah would also send "tiny messengers" to assist Mr. "E." The "tiny helpers" were small elf-like creatures who could assume the shapes of many creatures.

2. Mosquito Boy

Can fly and sting people but…

vulnerable to insect repellent and a swat on the head

Note: Robotboy, Rocketboy, Rubberboy, and Mosquito Boy are the "Super Kids", alter-identities of those so-called "champions of abused kids” the “G.I. Juniors”

1. The Blimp

Can float…but can’t go anywhere unless there’s a breeze!

Note: The Inferior Five included Merryman, Dumb Bunny, The Blimp, Awkwardman, and the White Feather