Most Absurd

Women’s Products

Ever ProducedCourtesy of The Huffington Post

Razor/Vibrator Combo

So women can pleasure themselves in the most dangerous way possible

Pikaru Baby Carrier Vest

Perfect for moms who want to look like that guy from "Total Recall."

"Booty Pop" Butt Inserts

Everyone will notice your enhanced behind, but probably not in the way you'd like.

Kush Support Breast Separator

Because for the last 2,000 years large-chested women haven't gotten any sleep at all.

Pink Ladies' Tools

Because there's no way women will pick up a wrench if it isn't the color of roses.

Breast-Enlarging Treats

This is one treat you must be REALLY careful not to go overboard on, unless you want to be an A-cup at dinner and a D-cup after dessert.

Go Girl Female Urinal Cup

Whatever happened to the squat?

Hair Rings

For $286, you can wear earrings with long strands of real human hair attached. Yeah, we don't get it either.

Thong Jeans

At $94.29 a pair, these are quite possibly the most expensive route to looking as cheap as possible.

Rejuvinique Face Mask

Tone your face with this rejuvenating mask! If you haven't already scared everyone away by looking like a serial killer, people will think you look

great.

Betty Pubic Hair Dye

Color for the hair "down there." Sure to freak out your partner!