RECORDMISSOURI BOYS STATE

VOLUME 72, NUMBER 4 • WEDNESDAY, JUNE 15, 2011 • MISSOURI BOYS STATE’S FINEST NEWS SOURCE

Serving Missouri’s finest young men since 1938.

BY DAKOTTA HAGARCLARK CITY

Multiple Missouri Boys State cities have spo-ken of secession,

simply breaking away, from the state itself. Whether or not the comments are strictly jokes or

general questions on the pos-sibility, the concept has spread throughout the state.

When asked whether or not some groups were truly consid-ering secession many different groups had different responses.

At the request of the cit-ies or other groups referenced,

no names shall accompany any quotes in this article.

Secession would include forming a standing government of their own outside of Boys State jurisdiction and legisla-tion.

Conversations heard around MBS were all very playful and

not backed by any threatening remarks toward actually seced-ing from the state. Many citizens consider however what a gov-ernment outside of Boys State would be like.

“We could set up a govern-ment outside of MBS with our own governor, and everything,”

said one group of citizens as they walked to Hendrick’s Hall. “Being able to make our own laws that could go against some MBS rules like naps would be awesome,” says another.

This leads some to believe that this MBS more closely por-trays a real government than

ever before. Some think work-ing outside of MBS lines is most definitely an interesting idea but many others feel that better governments are run from the inside.

CITIES THREATEN SECESSION

BY LAYNE PATTON AND MALCOLM BLACKCARNAHAN CITY AND CLARK CITY

Several accusations have been made in the past few days about illegal campaigning and at least one candidate for governor is planning to sue five of the other candidates for campaigning sooner than the laws allow.

“Yes I am suing,” said an anonymous candidate for gov-ernor mentioned in the June 12 issue of the MBS Record.

Many citizens said their cit-ies where unaware of a law stat-ed in the Missouri Boys State Constitution prohibiting early campaigning.

The anonymous candidate for governor and his lawyer have both photographic and hard evidence, and that they intend to use it if the need aris-es.

“It’s not fair to those who followed the laws and read the book cover to cover,” said the candidate pursuing the suit. “You don’t need a governor who will simply overlook some-thing.”

He indicated that he and his lawyer intend to be “very

aggressive” in this case.Another candidate who may

be targeted in the a lawsuit challenging early campaigning, who also wanted to stay anony-mous due to legal reasons, had a response to the threat of pos-sible legal action.

“Defendants have their right to face their accusers, and the anonymous accuser has based his accusation on an unconsti-tutional statute,” the potential target said. “Also Section 4 of the MBS Bill of Rights states that all citizens have the right to freely speak and publish on all subjects. However limiting time in which one can publish cam-paign materials is a limitation on all citizens’ rights to freedom of speech which makes the Title III 301.20 law unconstitutional.”

In order to declare some-thing that has already been established into the MBS Con-stitution unconstitutional, there must be a significant discrep-ancy in the Constitution.

The citizen hopes he will be able to help make this stat-ute unconstitutional with later legal action, even if the anony-mous accuser takes legal action against him.

Gov. candidate pledges to sue early campaigners

BY DEVAUGHN TAYLOR DUGGAN CITY

Recently around the state, high-way patrol has been investigat-ing the theft of city flags. Colo-nel Nick Chinea of Duggan City, teamed up with Carver City police force to start a “task force” to find and recover the flags before any harm was done. A series of tips coming from Carver City led to a signifi-cant discovery for the Highway Patrol team.

It all started with a tip a few days ago that the flags were stolen by residents of Carver City. Investigations immedi-ately focused on Carver City. The Carver Police Force then received another tip with the name of a citizen who had sto-len them. The Highway Patrol wishes the name not to be released until further details are

uncovered.A rumor was that the flags

were hidden in the ceilings of Carver City. Colonel Chinea said Highway patrol officers, along with the Carver City police force, began “poking around at the ceiling tiles, but we noticed that one tile was already messed up. We lifted the tile and there were six flags. There is still one flag missing, so we don’t have enough to pin our guy.”

Thanks to these men, the city flags of Duggan, Lewis, Clark, Pershing, Crowder, and Weyer Cities have been taken into custody of the highway patrol. With one flag and a cul-prit out to still to find, the high-way patrol pledges continued hard work. They promise more details will be unveiled in time to come.

Stolen flags discovered in Carver City

State parties choose platforms

BY MATTHEW HUGHESLEWIS CITY

The Federalist half of Mis-souri Boys State met yester-day for their state party cau-cus in Hendricks Hall. The State Committee Chairman

and Vice-Chairman presided over the caucus, along with the secretary, treasurer, and sergeant-at-arms working behind the scenes.

First on the agenda, was to vote on the party platform.

BY RYAN LASTERBOONE CITY

The Nationalist State Cau-cus took place in Morris Hall today. This collection of red party members gathered in the Nahm Auditorium to

rally their candidates for the state positions.

The meeting was jointly run by Jordan Lasculola and Alex Dunn, where they started by stating a few of the stances that had been decided

Federalists confident in agendaNationalists rally behind business

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BY ALEX BURNAMPERSHING CITY

Last night, in front of an absolutely packed Hendricks Hall, former United States Senator Jack Danforth spoke to a captivated Boys State population. Dan-forth shared a brief history of his legend-ary political career and offered his keen words of advice to all aspiring politicians and social leaders.

His advice was centered around becoming a man with a strong founda-tion composed of integrity and will-pow-er. As citizen after citizen put forth his question towards the former UN Ambas-sador and Missouri Attorney General, Danforth promptly offered his view-points to every eager inquirer.

The MBS Record caught up with Senator Danforth after his spectacular speech for a brief interview. When asked

about the sources of inspiration in his political and personal life, he answered with great praise toward his grandfather.

“I would have to say that my main inspiration throughout my life has been my grandfather,” said Danforth. “He was a simple man, a farmer, and always stood true to what he believe. I have strived to mirror the example he set for me so early in life.”

Sen. Danforth teaches life lessons

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WINNERS AND MBS RECORD.

BY CALEB EISSLER CARNAHAN CITY

Blood covers the thick, green grass of the battlefield. Limbs are scattered about and the cries of soldiers’ pain and agony can be heard all around. But amidst this warfare, the regiment, the band of brothers on the battle-field, stand strong.

This is a typical scene in the popular TV show Band of Brothers. The show is based on a group of men in the army that, through various battles and experiences, have grown to be brothers in their cause. They’ve bonded in incredible ways and are willing to fight to the death for their fellow brothers and ultimately, their cause. The

show sounds pretty cool, huh? So what if I were to tell you

that you’re living out those sol-diers’ experiences here at Mis-souri Boys State? You’d be shocked and would probably disagree. But I’d beg you to reexamine the situation. Sure, there may not be blood and limbs covering the University of Central Missouri campus, but when I take a look at each of the 16 cities, I see a band of brothers all fighting for one cause: model city. Those late nights planning things for your city, the various campaigns, hard fought athletic events, talking with and getting to know your fellow city mem-bers and even just spending four long and busy days with your city members creates a

bond among your city’s mem-bers. You’re probably closer to them than any other group of people here at MBS.

You and your city members really are a band of brothers. And the competition for model city really is a hard fought battle lasting all week that will wear out all who partake in it. Whether it’s through claiming territory in Ellis, taking over another city’s flag, fighting in the house or senate to get laws passed to help your city, snip-ing down other city’s campaign runs, blitzing another city in a game of basketball, or bombing other cities with lawsuits, MBS presents itself as a war.

So the question is, are you and your band of brothers will-

ing to fight for the prize? Hard work and risk are what it will take to come out victorious. You’re pitted against 15 other armies, and only one will come away with all the honor. Your life may not be on the line in this fight, but all you’re working for here at MBS is. So don’t stand at the back of the battlefield. Get to the front lines where all the action is. That’s where the battle’s won. For this week, your city members are your brothers, and they deserve your all. Will you stand back and watch as your city gets shot down or will you join in the fight for model city? Just remember, your band of brothers depends on you.

Citizens should band together for model city

BY CAMERON CLOGSTONPERSHING CITY

When did I become a fictional char-acter? Yesterday I existed! I lived and breathed and wrote this article. I was alive. But somewhere in that caucus I became a caricature: a cartoon.

As I entered into the auditorium, the clocks were gone! I had stepped into a place with only three dimensions. “What time is it?” I immediately asked. No one answered.

The pressure was abundant; the

people were many. I sat down and pro-duced a puzzle from my backpack. As those around me watched, I quickly completed it.

“That’s impressive,” someone said. I turned around to reply, but stopped dead when I saw the crowd entering.

Then, I knew that I was not real. Nothing could ever happen like this in real life. I saw a man walk in wear-ing a Ghostbusters shirt while I solved a Rubik’s Cube! I said: “This is wrong. Can’t we all just start over?”

But the cartoons still walked into the Hall. As the seats filled, we became

a living portrait of the absurd.I saw men in black suits and cam-

ouflage hats. I saw a man I thought was “Jesus,” but when he turned around he was just another man! They all saw me in my well worn vest, writing about them.

“I see politicians with transparent campaigns!” the speaker proclaimed. He wanted to be my treasurer, but I did not recognize him.

All I wanted was to do was yell: “Tear down the podium! The color of your necklaces does not matter!”

But that did not stop the speeches.

Maybe they had read my article, and are now all phantoms. Then I would be the outcast. Suddenly, the contacts fell from my eyes.

I saw the crowd as they truly were for a moment. As I watched, that sea of citizens began to roll over each other in a growing wave. I saw small men, tall men, and purple ties mix together! And yet, there was something hidden in each of our chins; something in the beards.

I kept waiting for someone to stand up and ask who we all are. In that crowd, there had to be someone like

me! But I soon realized that I was still sitting down. Everyone in that audito-rium was me!

The speaker said: “With great power comes great responsibility.”

I knew he was right. And yet, those in power on stage kept the fear and loathing alive and well! “When will they realize that parties mean noth-ing?” I yearned to say. “When will they stand up and end this horrific fear and loathing?”

Creative writing

Political parties keep fear, loathing alive

BY SCOTT IMGARTENINGLE CITY

Why do so many cities dis-like Duggan? Is it the citizens? Maybe the counselors? Or is it something deeper?

An interview with a Duggan citizen revealed the true reason. “Apparently, the citizens from Duggan were not the best peo-ple last year,” said the citizen. So why are citizens from this year’s session treating Duggan so badly? Wasn’t everyone taught at a young age to treat others as they would like to be treated? Something like that doesn’t apply only when you’re a kid; it stays for a lifetime. Besides, how do the actions a group of kids made over a year ago apply to the new group that’s here today?

For those who understand this, whenever the chance pres-

ents itself, head over to Duggan. There’s plenty to do. For exam-ple, one could stroll over to the casino for a little honest fun or grab a snack at the snack shop to munch on while chatting. If looking for a little creativity, head over to the sharpie tattoo business.

The point of saying all this is to emphasize the fact that Duggan deserves a chance. The perfect example of improv-ing relations with Duggan City is Ingle city. In the beginning, things between Ingle City and Duggan City couldn’t have been worse. However, as time pro-gressed and little conversations between Duggan Citizens and Ingle Citizens took place, some Ingle residents realized Duggan deserves some respect. Now, when Ingle City chants “We Love Duggan,” it’s the real deal.

City deserves second look

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BY ANTHONY RUELASCROWDER CITY

Crowder City, once flourishing with life and energy, has slowly and subtly taken a turn for the worse. Recently, Crowder City has developed a distinctly urban feel. One area of the city, popularly known as South Crowder City, is slowly becoming isolated in some ways from the rest of the city, yet it seems to be increasing its influence in others.

The city was once a clean and safe environment in which to live, but it is slowly declining due to the heavy influ-ence coming from South Crowder City. Police no longer patrol these areas and people roam with free will do to as they please. Within the district’s boundaries, there is graffiti in public areas and vio-lence erupting throughout the neigh-borhoods, but there is also a heavy con-centration of people moving into the neighborhoods that comprise South Crowder City.

“I’m afraid to go to sleep at night,” said Kevin Thompson, a long-time resident of South Crowder City.

Recently in South Crowder City there has been an overwhelming num-ber of reports of gunfire and attacks occurring frequently at night. Within public spaces, there are bullet holes vis-ible for anyone to spot. The residents of the South Crowder City suspect these acts are gang related, but in truth, no one can explain the attacks that have

occurred at night.“I always hear loud music playing

and I always think I’m hearing gunfire,” said Thompson. “Though I’ve never actually seen the gunfire, I’m afraid of people terrorizing my neighborhood.“

The energy in Crowder City is declining, as well, as more people are moving to the South. Originally, the population of South Crowder City was approximately 50% Latino/Hispanic, while the other half was African-Amer-ican. Recently, a huge influx occurred consisting mostly of residents from North Crowder City, commonly recog-nized as the suburbs of Crowder City. This wave has dramatically altered the demographics of South Crowder City as the majority of the new residents are Caucasian.

Though conditions are terrible, there are still signs of hope for this lost district, including the County Sheriff elections.

“If I am elected, I will work to reduce the crime or stop it completely,” said candidate Kody Gurlen.

Some believe that the growing influ-ence of the South Crowder City citi-zens could prompt a turn-around.

“I think [the citizens of South Crowder City] are going to attract new residents and bring businesses, espe-cially for those who can deal with the danger,” said Mayor Pepper, addressing the rising influence of South Crowder City. “[South Crowder City] also shows the cultural diversity of our city on the

whole.”This influx of citizens into the dis-

trict has brought up many questions. Is this new change necessarily good? Why are people so attracted to living here? Will long-time residents be forced out as new arrivals from North Crowder City settle in the area and property val-

ues, and thus taxes, increase?The questions that all citizens

want to have answered, however, are “What are city officials planning to do to reduce the crime wave, and more importantly, what will become of Crowder City?”

Crowder City neighborhoods dealing with crimeChanging demographics, gentrification particularly felt in urbanized south end

“I’m afraid to go to sleep at night.”

KEVIN THOMPSON

SOUTH CROWDER CITY RESIDENT

South Crowder City citizens worry that long-time residents of the south end will be forced out.

Alex Urbanfor governor“Those who fight for the future live in it

today.”

on for the Nationalist party’s platform. To ensure that those at MBS had laxer rules about cell phone enforcement during breakfast, lunch, and dinner, the Nationalist party decided to enforce stricter laws on non-

mealtime cellular activity. Also, to promote businesses, the Nationalist party had created a bankruptcy program where small businesses could apply for monetary help if their busi-ness ran to under $100.

Candidates for State Audi-tor were introduced and they

gave their positions on why they thought they should be pushed through the primaries. After that went the candidates for State Treasurer, Secretary of State, Attorney General, Lieutenant Governor, and then finally Governor. Most of the candidates tried to stay neutral,

only giving their hometown city a brief shout out before moving onto the issues. All candidates, regardless of posi-tion, appealed to the fact that those at MBS were all great leaders, and how it’d be an honor to serve and help out the program as a state official.

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Federalists candidates speak

The Federalists had many ques-tions about the platform and ran out of time for discussing it. The crowd then asked as a whole for a roll call. The roll was taken and again the plat-form was passed.

Next up were the speeches

by each candidate running for a state wide position. There were 12 candidates for governor, nine for lieutenant governor, three for secretary of state, three for state treasurer, and three for state auditor. After the candi-dates’ speeches, they took ques-tions from the crowd.

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Zach Hollstrom for Nationalist Governor

Hello, my name is Zach Hollstrom and I want to become your candidate for Nationalist Governor. Being here at Boys State has inspired me to push myself and run for the office of

governor. I am enthusiastic about my party and I am determined to

best represent our party!

Thank you, Zach Hollstrom

“I ask and hope that you will

consider me for your Governor

for the Nationalist Party!”

Eric WhaleyLieutenantGovernor

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ALCORN CITYBY SAM EAMES

Yesterday was the first day of the Athletics program at Mis-souri Boys State, and the people of Alcorn represented their city well with victories in many of the sports offered, including ultimate frisbee and horseshoes.

Unfortunately, Alcorn did not produce a full swim-team, costing them twenty-five points. This dropped them to second-to-last place in day one of the athletic standings.

Despite the disappointing first day results, Alcorn City remains confident it will bounce back and ultimately come out as the top city in the Athletics pro-gram.

Turning to the business dis-trict of Alcorn, we see the devel-opment of many novel business-es, the most unique of which is a citizen who, in exchange for $5 BSB, is offering to let people insult him to his face. Tensions have a tendency to run high here at MBS, so if you need to vent some anger, look for Miles in the back half of the Alcorn dorms.

BOONE CITYBY RYAN LASTER

If someone from a neighbor-ing city walked through Boone City Monday night, they would have thought they won the lot-tery. Outside citizens’ doors and wedged in between doors were piles of Boys State Bucks just waiting to be collected. Is this some gift for late night visitors? Something to say, “Welcome to Boone?”

Not exactly. At Monday night’s city meeting, Boone City Mayor Scott Corn decreed that a property tax be collected from each resident in his city. To balance the costs, Scott and his advisers decided that a $10 BSB fee be collected from each individual with two additional roommates, a $20 BSB fee be collected from citizens with only one additional roommate, and a $30 BSB fee be collected from those who roomed alone. The city treasurer went from room to room, collecting each room’s tax and giving the total to the mayor to use at his digres-sion throughout the town.

The piles of taxes were not the only unusual thing about Boone City last night. The con-struction company, owned and operated by Brad Jewell, was hard at work creating a con-struction zone and the town highway last night after the city meeting got out. Jewell’s com-pany is also being hired out by other towns to help build parts of their town as well. His com-pany seems to be taking off, so grab him while you and your town have the chance. Other-wise, you might be the one stuck holding the hammer at the end of the day.

CARVER CITYBY TYLER SOLOMON

The county political rallies went on Monday night for all cit-ies. The political rally for Scott County, which consists of Per-shing City and Carver City, was very disturbing for a few citi-zens from Carver City.

The Nationalists and Fed-eralists from both of the cities met in the room where Pershing City holds their city meetings. One of the citizens from Persh-

ing City started his speech with the beginning of a song which caught a lot of the citizens’ attention. Both cities’ mayors had to ask individuals to stop talking, some numerous times, and they still messed around.

Sitting in the back of the crowd was a concerned citizen from Carver City. Drake Brown said, “Seeing them talking while everyone was trying to make the speech really bothered me. They did not even have respect for their own citizens when they went up to speak. All they did was laugh and make fun of the people if they messed up during their speeches. It was a really sad sight to see a meeting go that way.”

CLARK CITYBY DAKOTTA HAGAR

Clark City’s first ordinances were set in place on Tuesday. Some ordinances proved wacky and unorthodox, while oth-ers were very important to the proper running of a great city.

Some of the city’s first ordi-nances were hilarious. The Clark City Council passed an ordinance posing a fine to those who fart without warn-ing. From now on, bombarding others with your stench will be followed by a large fine. Other ordinances set up roads, parks, and recycling, which will help Clark City on its way toward the coveted prize of Model City.

Remember, if you find your-self in Clark City with bad gas, hold it or warn others; if you decide you cannot, you will be fined. No one is above Clark City ordinances any longer.

DONIPHAN CITYBY DUSTIN CHANEY

On Monday, Doniphan and

their sister city, Carnahan, met for the first time to conduct their county party meeting. At the meeting the two parties both split up and adopted their party platform. The caucus then took away to select the county offices. After the county caucus the counties split up and the cities got together to select the MBS county commissioner.

With the Tuesday election results, the sister cities proved to have worked together sufficient-ly for each city gained many of the positions. The Nationalists of the two cities were only able to gain one position out of the seven posted, leaving the Fed-eralists to sweep the other posi-tions. Results to the election are below.

The only Nationalist to win a position, Josh Keep, was elected county associate court judge. The list of Federalists who won county positions are as follows: Prosecuting Attorney Dillon Croscrow, County Treasurer Cody Leach, County Clerk Wayne Elliot, Circuit Court Clerk Mitchell Quigley, Circuit Judge Sam Walter and County Commissioner Drew Nelson.

DUGGAN CITYBY DEVAUGHN TAYLOR

The Duggan City Council is well into work setting up a number of city ordinances.

The City Council worked very hard to get the ordinances out as quickly as they did.

One important ordinance is against tollbooths. Dug-gan City encourages inter-city interaction. Another ordinance requires any Duggan City citi-zen entering the city limits to raise his right forearm to show Duggan pride. Duggan City citizens typically have a Duggan “D” tattoo located on this arm.

But not all ordinances were

passed to collect money or promote city pride, but the city council passed ordinances to push Duggan City towards Model City with ordinances to promote room cleanliness. The ordinances encouraged citizens to make their beds and to keep luggage out of sight. Duggan City is really getting work done.

GAMBREL CITY BY MARIANO MARIN

Once again, justice prevails in Gambrel City! Due to private investigations by a few Gambrel citizens, the price of beverages in Gambrel dropped yesterday from 1 dollar to 50 cents. Gam-brel seems to have been the only city where the beverage cost was double the standard price, but luckily this inconvenience has been properly addressed.

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From 10:30 to 12:00 Mon-day, those citizens not actively involved in any of the pre-scribed governmental activities were free to explore the Mis-souri Boys State community-at-large.

On their way to the MBS store, the Gambrel investigators visited a few neighboring cities and were surprised to find bev-erages there only cost 50 cents, as opposed to the dollar price in Gambrel.

When they got back to Gam-brel, they brought their con-cerns to David, the City Coun-selor. Upon hearing Gambrel citizens had been paying a dollar for beverages, David expressed surprise. It soon became appar-ent that the overpricing was nobody’s fault in particular, but that the whole business had resulted from a mutual misun-derstanding.

In summary, it seems that taking initiative to achieve familiarity with one’s surround-ings at MBS is in and of itself a strong deterrent of injustice, whether accidental or other-wise, and can ensure a level playing field for all cities.

INGLE CITYBY CALEB JAMES

One of the main goals of Ingle City is family. Not only family within the city, but also within Newberry County. Ingle and Duggan, sister cities of New-berry County, have really grown closer over the last few days, protecting each other from rival counties, joining together in group cheers, and fairly decid-ing the offices of the county. Yesterday the two counties faced off in the first round of sport-ing activities, although both sides were disappointed to find each other as the opponents and not a different city they could destroy.

The activities were fairly even, with results split down the middle. They have adopted the name Dingleberry, combining the names Duggan, Ingle, and Newberry, to form one whole body of brothers. Although this is Ingle City News, Duggan is included, because as far as they can tell, they are one.

LEWIS CITYBY RYAN SAUNDERS

Exhibiting enthusiasm and

ambition, several men of Lewis put their names on the public stage and are currently run-ning for elected office. Par-ticipants in current and past elections include: Zach Wages and Michael West for Attorney General, Jonathan Lindeman for State Auditor and Talbert Rich-ard for Governor.

As for sports, Lewis’ wins and losses in athletics came in equal measure with an even overall score of 25 on Monday evening. Triumphs came the ABA and NBA basketball teams, bad-minton, horseshoes, and sev-eral individual wins in track and swimming.

Of course all of the remain-ing sports were not as lucky. For example, Clark City took a dom-inating lead in Ultimate Frisbee with a score of 12-0 before the athletes mutually agreed to stop keeping score.

PERSHING CITYBY ALEX BURNHAM

As Boys State trucks onward, the citizens of Pershing City are showing no signs of slowing down their widespread success.

Currently many citizens of Pershing City occupy impor-tant leadership roles throughout

Boys State. Pershing City citizen and President Pro-Tem of the Senate Luke Babbage is leading the charge towards the better-ment of the common man by proposing cuts to his own sal-ary. He believes that he is being paid an amount that is far too large for what he does.

Andrew Roley, head of eco-nomic development for the state and proud citizen of Pershing City, has done spectacularly in his position. Not only has Roley been given power of over $25,000 for grants, but he is cur-rently running for State Auditor, a position in which he would surely exceed.

Likewise, citizens Dan Quar-rals and Samuel Paris are both running for state offices. Quar-rals, a candidate for Lt. Gov-ernor, has shown his ability to perform brilliantly through his work as the Federalist Party chairman for the state. Samuel Paris, a highly trustworthy Per-shing City citizen, is running his gubernatorial campaign focus-ing on the principles of integrity, transparency, and truth in poli-tics.

Pershing City is full of poten-tial and will continue to suc-ceed in the coming days. They believe they will do so not only with respect, but integrity.

RICHARDSON CITYBY JOE MCMICHEN

Citizens voted in county elec-tions yesterday, and the results were released shortly thereafter. The citizens of both Richardson and Blair that ran for positions in the county government gave great speeches the day before. Some candidates were nervous and some confident as you looked at their faces during each speech. As a result each posi-tion was chosen wisely.

The “Power Circle,” as the cit-izens of Richardson City call it, activated and smoked the com-petition in athletics going 7-3 in Monday’s activities.

Richardson is now tied for first in the standings. Each team individually did a fantastic job displaying not only competi-tiveness but also sportsmanship.

The only sports where Rich-ardson did not prevail were basketball, volleyball, and horseshoes. The concept of the “Power Circle” has been a great motivator for the citizens of Richardson. There is no need for a chant in Richardson City, only the symbol known as the “Power Circle”.

WEYER CITYBY MARIANO MARINGAMBREL CITY

Weyer City has had its fair share of activity over the past few days. While no large city improvement projects or ordi-nances have been enacted as of Tuesday morning, many various ideas and businesses seem to be forming, along with a healthy appreciation for the mayor.

When the city council came up in discussion, one Weyer citi-zen told reporters that Weyer’s mayor “knows everything, he’s really smart.”

Weyer citizens hope to launch are a casino and a city park. Also, Jared Childress has emerged as a gubernatorial candidate from Weyer city.

Weyer City is developing quite well and is capable of pro-ducing skilled leaders both at the city and state level. They also have many business aspira-tions as well and plans for city improvement. They appreciate the hard work of their mayor and make up a strong city.

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Wright inspires, MBS appreciatesDean of Counselors keeps program motivated through poetryBY PAUL GRANTBOONE CITY

“And what I ought to do, by the grace of God, I shall do,” is how Dean of Counselors Dale Wright concludes announce-ments at MBS meals.

But despite his numerous appearances, Boys State citi-zens have only known Dale by his title; an interview proved to be very insightful to find more about the man keeping MBS inspired.

Dale, like most of the staff at MBS, was a Boys State citizen at one time. At the 1993 session, he was elected mayor of Smith City (now Whitfield City) and named Citizen of the Week.

He’s been on the staff ever since.

After working his way through the ranks, he is now in his third year as Dean of Coun-selors, responsible for all pro-gramming and overseeing all counselors on staff.

Dale works year round as one of the most active members of the MBS staff. He fundraises,

works the Trulaske School of Business at the University of Missouri and takes time away from his family - his wife, daughter and baby on the way - to do this.

As for the motivational poem that is read at meals, Dale feels that it gets to the essence of one person’s ability to make a difference, fulfill their potential, and reach their greatest capac-ity. Additionally, it exemplifies people with different talents coming together and working towards something bigger than them, like is done at Boys State.

“You gotta believe in it, and live out all your values,” Dale said.

To the guys going through the program, he says, “I under-stand that you guys are being put through a lot. I encour-age you to figure out what you should do and go do it.”

How much Dale’s commit-ment is appreciated is evident in what his friends had to say about him:

“There is no one staff with a bigger heart…he loves the pro-

gram, and it changed his life…he wants to give everyone the same experience he had,” said MBS director Mike Plunkett.

“Dale is very passionate about MBS. He is a selfless lead-er, completely and totally com-mitted to making MBS the best it can be for the citizens,” said senior counselor Matt Dam-eron.

“Dale is an incredibly tal-ented leader and an important member of the MBS family. He has excelled at each level in the counseling staff, making him an obvious choice for leading us into the next phase of the staff ’s development,” said dean of operations Dr. Tim Miller

“I have never met someone with a larger conviction and dedication to bettering them-selves and the people around them constantly, like Dale does. There’s no better example of a man who can balance being the Dean of counselors, hav-ing a full time job, and having a beautiful family other than Dale Wright; he truly is an example for men of all ages,” Breit said. Dale Wright, Dean of Counselors, took time to discuss his poetry, yesterday afternoon.

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BY CAMERON BYERGODUGGAN CITY

A recent rumor has made its way around the modest cam-pus of the University of Cen-tral Missouri, claiming there is a statute in the Missouri Boys State Constitution that defines

murder as the killing of any liv-ing organism, regardless of sen-tience or species, and that doing so will result in large fines and significant jail time.

According Nick Lazechko, in a recent MBS session, the mayor of one of the sixteen cit-ies was charged with murder of

an insect and was fined a large sum of Boys State Bucks, as was his city due to his position there.

This seems like a reasonable law, and one that would add an interesting level of depth to court proceedings and police enforcement of laws. However, citizens cannot seem to find this

specific statute, even after read-ing through the list of MBS Stat-utes, found on pages 103 – 110 of the MBS Citizenship Manual. This begs inquiry into where the law is posted and why it is not better known throughout the state.

BY RYAN MCFALLBOONE CITY

As the days approach the end of the week, citizens in vari-ous Schools of Instruction may be feeling the pressure. Some feel passing the final exam Fri-day could not be easier, but for many, the need for study-

ing could quite possibly be the deciding factor of how much they get out of the Schools of Instruction. Some citizens have been requesting more free time to be set aside to study in city areas, although most are not worried about Friday’s final exams.

To pass the final exam, citi-

zens must score a 70% or higher. If that goal is reached, citizens are then eligible to apply for college credit and also have multiple chances for scholar-ships. Scholarships cover large portions of many incoming college students’ educational expenses, since tuition costs are increasing to all-time highs.

However, colleges are seeking out students who exemplify the morals the college stands for, exhibit outstanding devotion to exert themselves in many differ-ent and diverse extracurricular activities in their high schools and show that they are respon-sible students, able to learn on their own.

Animal murder shocks citizenry

Citizens feel finals crunch as Friday exam date looms large

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Hicklin inducted to HOF

Missouri Boys State Director Mike Plunkett, right, presents Walter Hicklin with an award recognizing his induction into the MBS Hall of Fame.

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BY DEVAUGHN TAYLORDUGGAN CITY

Zac Sweets is a dedicated, hard- working, straight forward, and humble guy who took his opportunity at MBS and set out for the top prize: State Governor. Equipped with outstanding listening and learning skills, and a “very insightful senior coun-selor staff,” as Sweets stated, Governor Zac Sweets made it all the way to the top.

Governor Sweets came to MBS on a low- profile, just trying to figure things out. When asked why governor, his response was, “it was the top position, why not go for the top?” He won State Governor, and when returning to MBS in 2011, he was ready for the challenge. But Sweets is not alone. Some mentors to point him in the right direction were the senior counselors, and one of the former MBS governors. Governor Sweets soaked information up like a sponge.

Sweets words of advice to other MBS citizens running for office: run “everything political.” Governor Sweets has not let any-one down in his first days in office as gov-ernor and many feel he will continue to do so at MBS for the next days to come.

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MBS Gov. Zac Sweets addresses the state, yesterday.

BY MITCH LOALCORN CITY

The state-wide Nationalist Party caucus was riddled with questions and debate on Tues-day. Many of the dissenting voices came from Alcorn City, though many other people had questions regarding the validity and use of some of the party’s ideals. A huge ques-tion was raised by the majority leader of the House, a member of Alcorn City, about whether citizens who are to appear in court will be provided a law-

yer if they can’t afford one. This is already provided for in the US Constitution, which is binding at Missouri Boys State. Though a few concerned and agreeing members of the Federalist Party tried to bring the subject back into question after it had been sidestepped, the chairman of the Federalist Party, Daniel Quarles refuted it with the fact that our plat-form was established, and the party had simply met to vote, not change it, and the issue was dropped.

A few other issues were

established, which included the idea of tax breaks for small businesses, and a rule that no toll booths would be allowed. Some believe the first is a direct attack on the belief that people are free to make as much as they can, without interference of others, and the second was a direct attack on the freedoms of the city and county govern-ments which have their own right to create toll booths as they deem necessary. Alcorn City currently has a toll booth and the thought of outlawing the practice infuriated its citi-

zens. The toll booths created a way to lower taxes on citizens, and without those tolls taxes will need to be increased.

This bodes poorly for the Federalist Party, as they have alienated some of their mem-bers and angered others. This leads me to wonder how they will maintain their own party’s votes, and enable their mem-bers to have faith that they are regarding everyone’s ideas and beliefs as they claim they have done.

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Danforth also gave insight into what it was like to inter-act and work with former U.S. President, Ronald Reagan.

“He was a spectacular man” Danforth said. “Reagan was such an amazing personality to work with. He had four or five core principles that he stuck to throughout his tenure as Presi-dent, and because he stuck to those principles, no matter what was thrown his way he earned my undying respect.” Danforth continued, “Ronald Reagan was not only a significant influence in my life, but the best President that has served this nation dur-ing the span of my life.”

Danforth, an ordained Epis-copalian priest, agrees that faith

played a significant role in his political career, but did not let it dominate his agenda during his time in the Senate.

“I was a representative of the people of Missouri first,” said Danforth. “I made a point to hang up my faith at the door whenever I would enter the Senate. There is a very good reason that the separation of church and state was made a fiber of our national makeup.”

Senator Danforth accepted the Lehr chair last night, and could not be more honored to be recognized in such a way.

“George Lehr was a great man, and I am honored to occupy this chair,” said Dan-forth. “Boys State is great not only for young men, but [for] the future of the United States.”

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