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THE INN E R TUB E

Vol. XLV .1 CENTRAU lllGH SCHOOL, SOUTH BEND, INDIAKA, :MARCH 22. 1945. .a.1 Xut Numbe1·

Mighty Oaks From Acorns Grow [ 'TIS THEM WE HONOR SO HIGHLY

Something new has been added-in this year's voting for chief nut, one of Central's fairer sex, Barbara Hagerty (lower right). for the first time in Interlude history, tied with the leading male candidate, Ned 1\-lacWilliams (upper left). \\11en we tossed a permy to decide the winner, the darn coin stood on edge.

AFTER ALL VARIETY IS THE SPICE OF LIFE

The School Administration Build­ing has just announced some changes in the faculty at Central.

Mr. L. Schultz. will teach home

economics. while Miss A. Ceyak will

take O\'er Mr. Schultz's position as

instructor in social living. Miss J.

�nd -'ht! beeft-tr&BSfened to the

guidance department and will be re­

placed by Mr. J. Cole, instructor in

French. Miss E. Devin will teach

pre-flight aeronautics. Mr. J. Casa­

day will be in charge of the athletk

department. and Mr. J. Nash will in­

struct the girls' hygiene classes. Mr.

A. W. Peden will instruct a special

class in theories of modern dance.

BELIEVE IT OR NOT!

April 1, being Easter Sunday, the

cafeteria will be open to accommo­

date Central students and their par­

ents. The menu will be: Shrimp Cocktail

Filet Mignon

Head Lettuce with Thousand Island

Dressing

Candied Yams Crepe Suz.etes

Baked Alaska

One quart of champagne will be

served to each person purchasing this

dinner. The price of the dinner will

be 25 cents as usual. Cigars free. (No

cigarettes PLEASE.)

Do you like tutti frutti ice cream,

and why?

Don Schleuder: "I don't like tutti and I don't like frutti but together­it's wonderful."

Jo Molnar: "I'd rather have mine in hash!"

Walt Pawlak: ''I'd rather have pis­tacio-ifs the Nuts."

Betty Lou Brown: "I like it becaul;e some Hershey bars have almonds."

Harvey Feiwell: "I like it because I'm going to be a teacher and all teachers like tutti frutti ice cream."

Norma Jones: "I like it because Kay does."

Chuck Dolk: "I like it because some of my most bitter enemies are bald."

Joann Keltner: "I like tutti frutti ice cream because the electric wave.; are amplified and transmitted to a

modified cathode-ray oscillograph."

'Tis rumored that Jim Herman has been cleaning furnaces in the com­pnny of Janet Troeger.

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Aunt Verie hears that Dick Brown was seen going over the obstacle course with Mary Garner.

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Eddie Glaser made some swell

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;..iatna8o+ s+a:>[seq .iad mi.nee me1>t W�RP? Byers' help -rn:1 CllSlnr\ �ured � • ...cpa:naqs eruos last week. Was it fun, Eddie? pm� A".Ta.Yll:)JW wrr +noqe SJZlOM.

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And then there were Alvin Hensler and June Cox stuffing the coke ma­chines on the fifth ftoor.

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John Brannon was reported seen training with Betty Rose Pridmore.

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And Walter Butcher is now ex· perimenting with Helen Bryan.

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Martha Snyder and Barb Currey have changed their name for Mrs. Moore from "Stinky" to the "Queen of the May." Ha!

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When Frank Sinatra came to Cen­tral last week the girls actually snub­bed him when they saw our own big, handsome Jerry Morrical.

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Central's Don Juan, Manuel Weisel, has just written a book "How to Handle Women."

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Johnny "Caesar Romero'' Campbell has broken hearts of girls lately by carrying out his motto for women, "Love 'em and Leave 'em."

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Congrats to the new Smilers-Betty Lou McCarthy, Norma Lu Booth, Shirley Babcock, and Jacky Doyle.

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Biggest gag of the week-Barbara Hagerty and Mercedes Gassensmith.

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Thanks to Mr. Pointer and the School Board for installing those su­per coke machines in the study halls.

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Margaret Thomas and Walter Jaske have finally broken up. Here's your chance, girls! Go get him!!!

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Miss Geyer and Mr. Lauterbach ga\'e us the welcome news that not one student was absent or tardy from school last week. Keep up the record, kids.

It has just been announced that Miss Montgomery will be the chape­rone for the annual Esquire hayrid-e.

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$64 QUESTIO� Answered BY CE�TRALIAN VOTE

POIXTER SAYS "BETTER TO

HAVE LAUGHED THAN

HAVE LOST"

All was a flu!TY and scurry or wor­ry and hu1 ry in the Interlude Room, where the Yotes were being counted to see who the Centralians thought was the nuttiest nut on Central's family tree. A quiet settled upon the crowd as ye olde editor yelled, "Eureka!'' The news editor rushed to the spot and yelled, "Eureka!" In rapid succession, each member of the staff was astounded by the results­for the \'Otes were tied! A tie be­tween Barbara Hagerty and Ned Mac Williams.

But never to be daunted, that bra,·e personage, that worthy sponsor, Mr. V. C. Cripe, hit upon an idea-why not toss a coin-heads it's Barbara­tails it's Ned. But here the troubles just began, for no one on the staff had a coin! Floored for a moment, but still undefeated, they carried on, and Chuck Dolk finally returned with a shiny copper penny which Mr. Pointer had gi\·en him because he heard they had Dentyne gum at Smith's Cafeteria.

The great moment had arrived-a tense, watchful silence fell upon the room-the coin was in the air-whicb. way would it land? It fell to the ground. the staff opened its eyes and there, on its edge, lay the penny. De­cidi�.that fate m.uc:: h�ve � � this way, the only solution was to ha\·e twin nuts-so to our King Nut. Ned MacWilliams, and our Queen Nut, Barbara Hagerty, heartiest con­gratulations!

But now, let us delve into the hearts of the nuts and see what is known of them. King Nut MacWil­liams was born (they say), but why or where is still a military secret.

Shows Political Tendencies

Early indications were that he was to be a Republican, for as an infant. he used to howl for a "change" and continue to yell until something was done about it. This liking for public speaking is still evident by his en­joyment of speaking to Tom Cassidy all during public speaking class.

Ned owes his short haircut to it

very hair-raising experience. One day, while reclining in the grass un­der an oak tree, he awoke to find a

lawn mower going over his head­someone had evidently mistaken him for one of the other nuts and failed to stop the lawn mower.

Queen Barbara also enjoys making speeches and will be especially re­membered for her excellent speech over the loud speaker recently which, due to a mechanical difficulty, froze en the way over the wires, and could only be heard when someone lit a

match to thaw the words out. To carry out the fact that she is

really a nut, she has chestnut-colored hair, loves walnut ice cream, and nutty fruit cake really sends her! Her favorite songs is "All or NUTing at All."

But seriously, our King and Queen Nut are two really swell kids, and here·s hoping that they continue to "keep 'em laughing" with their pleas­ing personalities.

A toast to the King and Queen who are

"�ut for e\'ery hour Nut for every class, Nut for every year,

And always!"

Friendly Old Soul: "What's the matter little boy? Haven't you any- · body to play with?"

Little Boy: "Yes, I have one friend, but I hate him:•

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Again for the eighth consecutive year the Central Wooden Court Squad has brought the championship to the halls of Central. Of course, I am speaking of ping pong.

Captain Ed Glaser was the star of the final game in the tournament with his famous across the back, be­tween the legs, and up and OYer the head shots defeated his opponent Ro­land Kahn, 6 to 4.

"Snipe" Temple also came through with a victory, defeating Clarence Eibel 6 to 2 although Snipe was al­most disqualified for moving the ta­ble whenever his opponent hit the ball.

Dan's Embalming Fluid broadcast the tourney over WSBT and the final game took place between Central and Mishawaka. The stars for Mish­awaka were Rhoutsong and Rehbein.

caSAnOva'S laMEN t i noTiced something peCuliar to­

morrow wHen i was rollersKating down thE main hall. in fact, i was sO astonisHed that i tripPed over a pi­ano string. the sTaTue of venUs must have sEEn it too, for shE stop­ped filing her naiLs and begAN to STare.

the haLL guard was puTting cu­cumBERs in the cOkE machinEs while wHistLing LS/mFt - lS/mfT.

this was most unuSUaL; it Is cus­TOmAry to PUt meaT balls into theSe macHines, as everL centRal student knows.

i would have disMISsed stupiD mistakes. for exampLE, many sTu­dents Were wearING uniFORms of vioLEt insTeaD of the acCepTed ones OF ganGariNe grEEn.

stUdenTs carrYing pacK o - Lan­TERNs racEd to and fRo. as you know, It is time for shamRockS, nOt goblins.

the TEAchErs bafFled mE even mOre. moSt of them hAd forgoTTen to opEN tHeir umBrelLAS upon En­teRING thE buILDing. some Went sO far As to tOAsT thEir marsHmaL­Lows over bunseN burnErS iN the cHeMIStry laB.

I hAd To finD expLanaTION for thESe deeDS. i conSulTed dr. ar­getsINGer j. griFFiN's bOOk "tHis LITtle piGgy went to marKeT." heRE i FOUnd tHe exPLANatiOn. It seems that when plUTO crosses the PAth of maRS the niLe rIVeR tuRNs or­aNGe becAusE of the REFLecTion the SUn sPOTs caSt on tHe surF ACe of tHE moON. duRinG tHis pERiod Moles gROW raplDLy on ALl plaNt life. anyoNe coming inTO conTact with a pLAnt Of AnY sORt faLLS into a DEEp slEeP. upON coMINg to, the INDividUal iS complETely go,·ernEd by CanCEr the crAb. whiLE uNdEr thiS powER he cANnot be ResPONSiblE FOR hiS actioNs.

the sPelL lasts A very SHOrt tiME aNd Soon permits the SWOrDfisH in tHe st. jOE riVer to run UP a SCORe of 72. evErYTHing will be noRmal soon, for AS i was LEA ving scHOOl the TEAchers were sitting IN the magnOLia trEEs waving gooD-bye to the STUDenTs.

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y,EAR FACTSC;;© Last week, we Central students heard the rumor that a noted

dance band would play for us every afternoon during the fifth and sixth hour classes. We were told this band, composed of army per­sonnel (six feet one, blond, blue-eyed, 160 pounds per capita) had been recently acclaimed, in a universal contest, as the band most likely to succeed this year.

Actually, these are not rumors-they are facts. :Mr. Pointer, after trying in vain to sit still during the tryouts for him between various orchestras-T. D., H. J., B. G., and so on, finally chose this 90-piece jiving band as the only one good enou.!rh for Central High of South Bend. And rightly so!

In accordance with these confirmed reports, l\Ir. Pointer an­nounced that it will no longer be necessary for students to report to their last two classes of the day because. credits will be received for dancing ability, if this ability comes up to P. D.'s standards.

It was also announced that the girls of the school will be allo,.,,·ed to date any member of the band during the morning or at any other time of day so long as it does not interefere with the girls' being present at the daily dance. The boys, under the same conditions, will be allowed to date the WAC singers and the members of the chorus line.

The dance pavilion will be completed tomorrow. It is situated in the large plot of ground on Colfax Boulevard, familiar to you all, and is exti·emely convenient, being just across the street.

As soon as possible, turn in your soci books and battered Es­quires to your soci and health teachers, respectively, who will in turn give y9u your admit which becomes effective tomorrow.

.Mr. Pointer insists on no delay in these matters as he is impa­tient to be�utructing the intricacies of the two step-to the sophs personally. Those who are in complete command of the art will need no supervision.

Now, many of you will complain and grouch because of the sac­rifices these new conditions demand. But just remember all that Mr. P. is trying to do for you and that he is increasing your educa­tion as he sees fit. Just keep smiling, and never again skip fifth 01·

sixth hours, because the penalty is .. expulsion!

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"I done it! I done it!" That's Ra­chel Taylor's motto. Ne\'er thinking she would li\·e out her term, she en­tered pri>-�n at the age of five, and is now a changed person. She swears, '·I certainly won·t steal any more peppermint sticks. It ain"t worth it!" She is looking forward to the end of her sentence with the greatest happi­ness.

In her high-school career, Rachel has been an acti\'e member of the football and baseball teams, and is well-known for he1· beautiful soprano ,·oice with which she sang Isolde in last year·s opera "Tristan and Isolde."

Her pet pee\·e is the way that teachers discriminate against her just -because-.� has-two--heads� says the only boy she's ever been nuts about is Joe Hickey.

After she gets out of this peniten­tiary she plans to go to barber col­lege Upon graduating, she intends to write her first book, Autobiography of a Th.ird-Rate Moron.

At that point Rachel had to leave, for the chauffeur was coming after her in the little white wagon.

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MY MAMA DONE TOL' ME

I'm glad Spring's here for my mother's sake. All winter long she

has had trouble with either my fa­

ther or the furnace. Every time she would watch one, the other would go out.

Also, we had a soldier friend at our house the other day and he told us that "As a soldier from up North, I love the slow southern drawl down in Arkansas. You ask a Little Rock girl to kiss you and before she can say no, it's too late. He ought to try that in South Bend. He'd get the first question out and WHAM! he'd be about two feet from the Epworth

Hospital door. Still, I won't say the

Central girls are so tough. I remem­ber one nite when I was waiting for a girl, and her mother called, "Have

a good time at the party, daughter, and be a good girl." She said, "Make up your mind, Mother."

I am still a little dubious, tho,

about how all of us stand with the

Army. Not so much I, but a lot of

boys who might have \leen deferred are dead ducks now. If you can see lightning, hear thunder, and have

two teeth, you're 1-A. But you boys needn't worry; some of you may

work up to be full generals. But then you'll lose interest-no room for advancement.

But life is still full of sunshine for boys like Tom, Fred, Tom, Bob, and

"Dickie." An old doc up in Battle Creek wasn't only kiddin' when he

said, "Eat half as much. sleep twice as much, drink three times as much,

and you will live to a ripe old age." If you don't want to live to a ripe old

age. I say; "Don't eat, don't sleep, don't drink." That will do it every

time.

As the nut in the asylum said, "I'm

off" and so am I.

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Has her left I all alone Will she ne'er cum bak to I Or I cum bak to she Oh it cannot was?

-Campionette.

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Mary had a little watch She swallowed it; it's gone.

Now everywhere that Mary walks, "Time Marches On."

She was only the gardener's daugh­ter but she sure knew where to plan�

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YOU CAN RUN SAFELY NOW, GIRLS

The tunnel to Notre Dame, which

is located in the lower hall, has just been completed. It is hoped that no

further traffic accidents will be caused by Central girls dashing wild­ly across streets to reach N. D.

Choose An Institution That Bas Both-

1. Savings insured up to $6,000. 2. A good income.

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STINKLE, STINKLE, LITTLE TAR Starkle, starkle, little twink.

Who the heck I are you think. I'm not under the aflueRce of incohol. Although some thinkle peep I am.

I fool so feelish, I don't know who is me.

The drunker I sit here, the longer I be.

-West Wing.

JEASON .WINS MEDAL Last night, before the shadows of

Central's 4,000 students, Glames Jea­son was awarded the much coveted annual medal for wolfing. Only those

taking an active part in this worth­while club, the Wolves, were eligible. Glames, under heavy competition, confessed that girls are his only food for thought. His record is high, and he is worthy of this medal.

CHINESE EDUCATION IMPROVED

Balmy nite In June;

Stars shine,

Big moon. In park, On bench

With girl

In clinch! Me say Me love;

She coo

Like dove. Me smart, Me fast,

Never let Chance pass.

Another nite In June;

Stars shine,

Big moon. Same park, Same bench Different girl In clinch. Me realize

At last Me too Darn fast!

-Central Hi-Register.

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MORTIJIVE PLUS FALSTATIM ON ROTO FLID I In the State finals last Saturday the ever fighting Central Bears

defeated the Bosse Wildcats in a triple overtime 52 to 51. Coach Jackson Woodard of Central expressed his appreciation to the team and to his stellar guard W. W. Lauterbach who with regard t.o his meek physique, scored the baskets while the Smith Brothers, Ar­thur and J. Roy, held up their forward spots to everyone's expecta� tions.

The fans of Central were pleased when tall Carl Miller came through with his usual backboard exhibitions using his unusual

height, weight, and superior shoulders to their fullest advantage. When Miller· fouled out, he was replaced at center by Walter Kindy who was equally big, but inferior to Miller's extreme speed. Kindy played a fine game although he was rather rough on the poor

Bulldogs. Glenn l\laple, who presented such a fine game at the other guard

position, also played too rough for the officials and he too was

thrown out on fouls. Substitute guard, John Hazen, was awarded the S.&S. Clothiers'

Medal for the best dribbler and for the boy with the· highest schol­

astic average. The cheerleading, under the direction of French teacher, F. S.

Sanford, was very original in that the yells were in French and it confused the other team so much that they had to carry French dictionaries around with them.

The officials were Sewart, of Individual High, and Cl"owe, of Huntington. They were both drawn and quartered after the game and were left hanging from the basket yelling, "Foul! Foul!"

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Talk About Seeing Stars !

Fellows! Take in our all-sta1·

show, featudng Spring and

Easter attractions in the Hi­

School shop on our second

floor! Staring headliners such

as topcoats, college-styled prep

suits, smart sports jackets,

hats, caps, and a supporting

cast of furnishings that are

real beauties.

SAM'L SPIRO & CO.

Easter Coats $1698

Flower pastels will lead the Easter par­ade. Boxy " b o y " coats of 100% wool Shetland. Sizes 10 to 16. ·'Alive with Jive" Rain-or-Shine Coats. $7.98.

Teen Shop-Third Floor

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PARENTS ON THE SPOT

The Stanford Arithmetic Test will be given to the parents of all sopho­more students at 8:35 a. m. in Room 317 on Monday, April 2. The purpose of. this test is to see whether the par­ents are qualified to do their off­springs' geometry and algebra as­signments. Those parents making a grade below 99 will be required to take an evening course in emergency mathematics, the others being award­ed a certificate signed by Mr. John Wilmore, H.M.D., showing their qual­ifications in the field of mathematics.

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THIS IS TOO MUCH! Prin. Pointer and Mr. M. Richard

recently issued jointly an urgent plea to students. It concerns the sharp drop in truancies which has taken place in the last month. Says �fr.

Pointer: "If this keeps up it will cre­ate a serious crisis, and force the slip collectors to study for lack of any­thing else to do." Says Mr. Richard: "The situation is indeed grave. When I reprimanded Ku Tomball for being present fifteen consecutive days, he looked up from his studying and said he couldn't endure staying out of school any longer because it taxed his nervous system. Yes, the situa­tion is certainly grave!" Mr. Lauter­bach finds conditions hard to bear also. He has become so desperate that he offered to let James Mullivan in at the side-door of the Cozy, where Mr. Lauterbach ushers in the after­noon. Jimmy won't go because June Cox won't skip school and go with him.

Miss M. Geyer is also alarmed about current happenings. Recently, when Harry James came to town with Frank Sinatra, she went to the first show, and the only representa­tive of Central in the whole audience was Walter Butcher.

l\1r. Frank E. Allen has carefully sun·eyed the situation and believes that the only thing that can be done if these unbearable conditions persist, is to build a new fifteen-room school to give seating facilities to the stu­dents who insist on coming to school.

SILVER'S RECORD SHOP 106 North Main Street

J. M. S. BLDG.

* "CANDY" ·'I'M GONNA SEE MY BABY"

--Johnny Mercer. *

"LIKE SOMEONE IN LOVE" '·SLEIGH RIDE IN JULY"

-Bing Crosby. *

''STRANGER IN TOWN" "I SHOULD CARE"

-Martha Tilton.

*

A List of 50 of the Latest

Record Hits Are Yours for the Asking.

BWANNNNGG!

A troup of stars direct from Holly­wood will anive in South Bend next Monday. They will put on an hour show at Central solely for the stu­dents, Mr. P. D. Pointer announced early this week. Among the famous stars and celebrities who will be here are Van Johnson, Bing Crosby, Dor­othy Lamour, Robert Walker, Joan Bennett, Evelyn Keyes, Charles Win­ninger, Mickey Mouse and Pluto the Pup. Also included will be the fa­mous Harry James and his band. These are just a few of the stars making up the great show.

The troup is on a cross country tour, visiting high schools and col­leges, assisting in the nation-wide ef­fort to build up the American boys' ;;nd girls' morale. This group of stars will arrive in South Bend after a four-day stopover in Chicago. Mon­day afternoon pupils will be excused early from their classes and the show will start at two-thirty in the audi­torium. The stars will give a show packed full of music, dancing, laughs c,nd genuine entertainment. Since the number of seats in the auditorium are limited, students are advised to run, not walk, when the bell rings to excuse the classes.

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NOON MOVIES

Mr. Merlin G. Richard has an­nounced two additions to the noon movie schedule for the semester. Starting Monday, April 2, David 0. Selznick's epic "Gone With the Wind" will be presented. It will be followed by Ernest Hemingway's "For Whom the Bell Tolls." Since these features are of greater length than the movies previously shown in the auditorium during the noon hour, the fourth hour classes will not begin until 1:30 p. m., the hours being shortened according­ly.

UGH!!

A petunia is a flower, like a begonia. Begonia is meat like sausage. Sausage and battery is a crime. Monkey crime trees. Trees a crowd. The rooster crowd and made a noise. A noise is on your face, like your

eyes . The eyes is the opposite of the nays. A horse nays; a horse has a colt. You get a colt in the head and go to

bed with DOUBLE PETUNIA!

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·BOWLING YET! The carpenters and stone cutters ar�

rived last Thursday to start work on our new bowling alley that is to be located in the library. The alley is laid with white pinewood with red mahogany, being inlaid in order to make a design. The design was drawn by our own talented Norma Lu Booth and Mary Louks. The bowling alley has automatic pin-setters so that Mr. C. L. Kuhn and Miss Mary Byerley will not have to set up the pins. At the other end of the alley, sophs ha\·e been placed at the bowlers' com•eni­ence, and a few end tables scattered with funny books will add tc-..---�--" bowlers· enjoyment and culture.

These bowling alleys will be open all day and the students will gain admittance only by having that wild starry look, as a result of studying too hard.

TOMORROW IS FRIDAY

The Student Council has completed plans for "Student Day," annual Cen­tral custom, to be held on Monday, April 32. On this date, students will be in charge of all classes and mem­bers of the faculty will attend these various classes. The student in charge will have full power to decide th1: amount of work they think necessary to instruct the teachers fully on the subject. AfteF "Student Day" tea

.will be served in the cafeteria to all teachers still able to stand up.

HEH, HEH, HEH, HIC!