Mickey for Mayor

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should vote for Mickey Mouse A story on who you shouldn’t vote for.

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Calgary Mayoralty commentary - an 11 year old's perspective.

Transcript of Mickey for Mayor

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Why you should vote for Mickey

MouseA story on who you shouldn’t vote

for.

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The Candidates Ric McIver

Barb Higgins

Craig Burrows

Wayne Stewart

Oscar Fech

Bob Hawksworth

Naheed Nenshi

And your classic... Mickey Mouse!

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The Over Look

•The only candidate who has had experience is Bob Hawkeworth as Alderman 4, and he plans to get rid of our green spaces. Tisk, tisk, tisk you Bob.

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The Tunnel of Badness

Again, Bob is the only Guy who opposes the tunnel. Well Oscar might oppose, but no one knows due to a lack of WEBSITE. Read the next page for more Badness.

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If you look at Country Hills Blvd., You’ll see that If you look at Country Hills Blvd., You’ll see that there are two ways to get to the Airport. 36th there are two ways to get to the Airport. 36th ST. or Deerfoot trail, now your thinking about ST. or Deerfoot trail, now your thinking about Barlow? Being closed for an extra runway. Now Barlow? Being closed for an extra runway. Now Barb’s thinking “Let’s make a $500,000,000 Barb’s thinking “Let’s make a $500,000,000 tunnel so you don’t have to go a couple miles!” tunnel so you don’t have to go a couple miles!”

Okay so I said all that and you still don’t Okay so I said all that and you still don’t understand why they want to build the tunnel, understand why they want to build the tunnel, well...neither do I. But city council will never well...neither do I. But city council will never get that show on the road, get it? No, okay. get that show on the road, get it? No, okay. Moving on... Moving on...

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#3 Craig Burrows. Craig wants to cut taxes and build the tunnel. Good luck Craig.

#2 Ric McIver. A conservative who may spend $500 million on a tunnel when you can improve 36th. Why don’t you shovel my street Ric!

#1 Oscar Fech. For crying out loud he doesn’t even have a website. BTW Oscar, “shut up” is a rude phrase.

Top 3 Worst Candidates

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ConclusionAnd that’s that. It seems only Mickey will do us good. I’ll just say one last thing about the tunnel. Not that it will go through, but the people you vote for shouldn’t want something so pointless! Gees! Websites I used were Calgary beacon, Calgary herald, Wayne Stewart’s website, and Craig’s website,Naheeds website, all you really have to do is go to google and see the listings. It will most likely be the top one. SEEs you later

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Re: Oh yeah, is Jon Lord still running? Gosh! is there anyone else still running? Re: Oh yeah, is Jon Lord still running? Gosh! is there anyone else still running?