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THE LIBRARYOF
THE UNIVERSITYOF CALIFORNIA
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THE
WORKSOF
Alexander Pope, Efq
IN NINE VOLUMES, COMPLETE.
NOTES AND ILLUSTRATIONS
By JOSEPH WARTON, D.D.AND OTHERS.
VOLUME THE SIXTH.
LONDON:Printed for B. LAW, J. JOHNSON, C. DILLT, G. C. and J. ROBINSON,
J.NICHOLS, R.BALDWIN, H. L.GAKDNK, F. and C. RIYINGTON,J. SB WILL, T. PATNK, J. WALK KB, R. PAUL PER, J. SCATCHIID,
B. and J. WMITX, OCILTY and SON, T. N. LONGMAN,CAOELL jun. and DAVIES, and . Port.
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PTMO: "PR
CONTENTSOF THE
SIXTH VOLUME.
[The Articles marledthus
\were not
tnfertedinDr. WARBURTON'S
Edition.]
IMITATIONS of HORACE.The Firil Book of the Epiftles of Horace, Ep. VII. I
The Second Book of the Satires of Horace, Sat. VI. 13
f Sober Advice from HORACE to the Young Gentle-men abotit Town, as delivered in his SecondSermon. Imitated in the Manner of POPE, to-
gether with the original Text, as reftored by the
Rev. RICHARD BENTLEY, D.D. 35The Second Satire of Horace, Book I. - 39The Fourth Book of Horace, Ode I. 53The Fourth Book of Horace, Ode IX. 59
MEMOIRS of the extraordinary Life, Works, andDifcoveries of MARTINUS SCRIBLERUS - 61
MARTINUS SCRIBLERUS HepJ B0Kj, or the Art offinking in Poetry
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f An Eflay of the learned MARTINUS SCRIBLERUS,concerning the Origin of Sciences - 281
VIRGILIUS RESTAURATUS, feu MARTINI SCRIB-
L.ERI, Summi Critici, Caftigationum in ^Eneidem
Specimen -295A Specimen of SCRIBLERUS'S Reports, Stradlirig
verfus Stiles ... 305MEMOIRS of P. P. Clerk of this Parifh - 313Of
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iv CONTENTS.Page
Of the Poet Laureate, Nov. 19, 1729 - 327f The Narrative of Dr. ROBERT NORRIS, concerning
the ftrange and deplorable Frenzy of Mr. JOHNDENNIS, an Officer of the Cuftom-houfe. Written
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| A full and true Account of a horrid and barbarousRevenge by Poifon on the Body of Mr. EDMUNDCURLL, Bookfeller - - 353
f A further Account of the deplorable Condition ofMr. Curll 361
f A ftrange but true Relation of the Circumcifionof Mr. Curll - 372
f A KEY to the LOCK; or a Treatife fhcwing beyondall Contradiction the dangerous Tendency of alate Poem, intitled, THE RAPE OF THE LOCK, toGovernment and Religion. Written in the Year
'7 '4 379
f THOUGHTS on various Subjects 405
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IMITATIONSOF
HORACE.
VOL. VI.
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THE colloquial and burlcfquc ftyle and mcafure of Swift hereadopted did not fuit the genius and manner of our author, whofrequently fall, back, as was natural, from the familiar into his
own more laboured, high, and pompous manner. Sec particularlyline 125, and alfo 189 :
" Tell how the moon beams, Sec."
And this difference of ftyle is more finking and perceireable, fromthe circumftance of their
being immediately fubjoinedto the
lighterand lefs ornamental verfcsof Swift.
The four epiftles which Mr. Pitt tranflated ; namely, the iQth,4th, loth, and iSth, of the firft book, and which are inferted in
the 43d volume of the Works of Englifh Poets, if they were care-
fully and candidly infpefted, will be found really equal to any of
Pope's Imitations, and aie executed with a dignified familiarityand
cafe,in the
verymanner of Horace.
After all that has been faid of Horace by fo many critics, ancientand modern, perhaps no words can defcribc him fo cxaftly and jufllyas the following of Tully, fpoken on another fubjeft (Lib. i. de
Oratore) :" Accedit lepos quidam, facetixque, et eruditio libero
digna, ccleritafque et brevitas refpondcndi et laceflcndi, fubtili
venuftate et urbaiiitate conjuncla.'*
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IMITATIONS Book I.
EPISTOLA VII.
dies tibi pollicitus me rure futurum,Sextilem totum mendax defideror. atqui,
Si me vivere vis fanum re&eque valcntem ;
Quam mihi das aegro, dabis aegrotare timenti,Maecenas, veniam : num ficus prima calorque
Defignatorem decorat li&oribus atris :
Dum pueris omnis pater, et matercula pallet ;Officiofaque fedulitas, ct opella forenfis
Adducit febris, et teftamenta refignat.
Quod fi bruma nives Albanis illinet agris ;Ad mare defcendet vates tuus, et fibi parcet,Contraaufque leget ; te, dulcis amice, revifet
CumZephyris, fi concedes, ct hirundine prima.
Non,
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Ep. VH. OF HORACE.
EPISTLE VII.
IMITATED IN THE MANNER OF DR. SWIFT.
i s true, my Lord, I gave my word,I would be with you, June the third j
Chang'd it to Augufl, and (in fhort)
Have kept it as you do at Court.You humour me when I am Tick, 5Why not when I am fplenetick ?In town, what objects could I meet ?
The mops fiiut up in ev'ry ftreet,
And Fun'rals black'ning all the Doors,And yet more melancholy Whores : i oAnd what a dud in ev'ry place ?And a thin Court that wants your Face,And Fevers raging up and down,
And W* and H* both in town!" The Dog-days are no more the cafe." 15Tis true, but Winter comes apace :
Then fouthward let your Bard retire,
Hold out fome months 'twixt Sun and Fire,
And you mall fee, the firft warm Weather,Me and the Butterflies together. ao
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6 IMITATIONS Book I.
Non, quo more pyris vefci Calaber jubet hofpes,Tu me fecifli locupletem. Vefcere fodes.
Jam fatis eft. At tu quantumvis tolle. Benigne.Non invifa feres pueris munufcula parvis.Tarn teneor dono, quam fi dimittar onuftus.
Ut libet : haec porcis hodie comedenda relinques.
Prodigus et ftultus donat quae fpernit et odit :
Haec feges ingratos tulit et feret omnibus annis.
Vir bonus et fapiens, dignis ait efle paratus ?
Nee tamen ignorat, quid diftent aera lupinis ?
Dignum praeftabo me, etiam pro laude merentis.
Quod
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8 IMITATIONS Book I.
Quod fi me noles ufquam difcedere ; reddes
Forte latus, nigros angufta fronte capillos :
Reddes dulce loqui : reddes ridere decorum, et
Inter vina fugam Cynarae moerere protervae.Forte per anguflam tenuis vulpecula rimam
Repferat in cumeram frumenti j paftaque, rurfus
Ire
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10 IMITATIONS Bookl.
Ire foras pleno tendebat corpora fruftra.
Cui muftela procul, Si vis, ait, effugere iftinc ;
Macra cavum repetes arctum, quern macra fubifti.
Hac ego fi compellor imagine, cun&a refigno ;Nee fomnum plebis laudo fatur altilium, nee
Otia divitiis Arabum liberrima muto.
Saepe verecundum laudafti : Rexque, Paterquec*
Audifti coram, nee verbo parcius abfens :
Infpice fi poflum donata reponere laetus.
Parvum parva decent, mihi jam non regia Roma,Sed vacuum Tibur placet, aut imbelle Terentum.
Strenuus et fortis, caufifque Philippus agendis
Clarus, etc.
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Ep. VII. OF HORACE. nNor one that Temperance advance,Cramtn'd to the Throat with Ortolans :
Extremely ready to refign
All that may make me none of mine.
South-fea Subfcriptions take who pleafe, 65Leave me but Liberty and Eafe.
'Twas what I faid to Craggs and Child,
Who prais'd my Modefty, and fmil'd.Give me, I cry'd, (enough for me)
My Bread, and Independency ! 70So bought an Annual Rent or two,
And liv'd juft as you fee I do ;Near fifty, and without a Wife,
I truft that finking Fund, my Life.
Can I retrench ? Yes, mighty well, 75Shrink back to
myPaternal Cell,
A little Houfe, with Trees a-row,And, like its Mafter, very low.
There dy'd my Father, no Man's Debtor,And there I'll die, nor worfe nor better. So
To fet this Matter full beforeye,
Our old Friend Swift will tell his Story."
Harley, the Nation's great Support,"
But you may read it, I flop fhort.
N o TES.VER. 67. Craggt and Child,] Mr. Craggs gave him fome
South-fca fubfcriptions. He was fo indifferent about them as to
neglect making any benefit of them. He ufed to fay it was a fatis-
fjj&ion to him that he did not grow rich (as he might have done)
by the public calamity. W.
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is IMITATIONS Book II.
SATIRA VI.if\
t "" ' 'J J .-'
TJOCerat in votis: modus
agrinon ita
magnus,* -* Hortus ubi, et te&o vicinus jugis aquae fons,Et paulum filvse fuper his foret. au&ius, atqueDi melius fecere. bene eft, nil amplius oro,
Maia nate, nifi ut propria haec mihi munera faxis.
Sineque majorem
feci ratione malarem,
Nee fum fa&urus vitio culpave minorem :
Si veneror ftultus nihil horum, O fi angulus illeProximus accedat, qui nunc denormat agellum !
O fi urnam argenti fors quae mihi monftret! ut ilh",Thefauro invento
quimercenarius
agrumIlium ipfum mercatus aravit, divis amico
Hercule : fi, quod adeft, gratum juvat : hac prece te
oro,
Pingue
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Sat. VI. OF HORACE. ,j
SATIRE VI.
Thefirft Part imitated in the Tear 1 7 14, ^y Dr. SWIFT jthe latter Part added afterwards.
IJ
VE often wifh'd that I had clearFor life, fix hundred pounds a year,
A handfome Houfe to lodge a Friend,A River at my Garden's end,A Terras-walk, and half a Rood 5Of -Land, fet out to plant a Wood.
Well, now I have all this and more,I afk not to encreafe my ftore ;< But here a Grievance feems to lie,* All this is mine but till I die ; ioc
I can't but think 'twould found more clever,* To me and to my Heirs for ever.
' If I ne'er got or loft a groat,*
By any Trick, or any Fault ;c And if I pray by Reafon's rules, 15Wanton gale of fond defire^
Tuneful mifchief, vocal fpelL
Who would think, this was only a poor gentlewomanthat fung finely ?
We may define Amplification to be making the moftof a Thought ; it is the fpinning- wheel of the Bathos,
which draws out and fpreads it in the fined thread.
There are Amplifiers who can extend half a dozen
thin thoughts over a whole Folio ; but for which, the
tale
hJob, p. 78.
* Cleveland. k A. Philips to Cuzzona. W.
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tale of many a vaft Romance, and the fubflance of
many a fair volume might be reduced into the fize of
a primmer.
In the book of Job are thefe words," Haft thou
" commanded the morning, and caufed the day-"
fpring to know his place ?" How is this extended
bythe mod celebrated Amplifier of our age ?
1 Car? ft tboufet forth th* etberial mines on high,
Wbick the refulgent ore of light fupply?
Is the celejlial furnace to thee known ?
In which I melt the golden metal down ?
Treafures, from which I dealt out light as fajl,As all myjlars and lavifh funs can wafte.
The fame author hath amplified a paflage in the
civth Pfalm j" He looks on the earth, and it trembles.
" He touches the hills, and they fmoke."m The hills forget they're fa* d> and in their fright
Caft off their weight, and eafethemfehes for flight:The woods, with terror wing'd, out-fly the wind.
And leave the heavy, panting hills behind.
You here fee the hills not only trembling, but
making off the woods from their backs, to run the
fafler;
1Job, p. 108.
mJob, p. 267. W.
There are rather too many examples, however appofite they maybe, taken from Blackmore alone. The Job of Sandys does notfeem to be admired and known, in a degree equal to its merits.
Harte told me how highly Pope thought of it. The verificationis equal to that of Waller. There is great force and energy in
Young's Paraphrafe on part of the book of Job.
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fatter t After this you are prefented with a foot-race
of mountains and woods, where the woods diftance
the mountains, that, like corpulent purfy fellows,
come puffing and panting a vaft way behind them.
CHAP. IX.OF IMITATION, AND THE MANNER OF IMITATING.
'"-p'HATthe true authors of the Profund are to
* imitate diligently the examples in their own
way, is not to be queftioned, and that divers have bythis means attained to a depth whereunto their own
weight could never have carried them, is evident by
fundry inflances. Who fees not that De Foe was the
poetical fon of Withers, Tate of Ogilby, E. Word of
John Taylor, and E n of Blackmore ? Thereforewhen we fit down to write ", let us bring fome greatauthor to our mind, and afk ourfelves this queftion ;
How would Sir Richard have faid this ? Do I ex-
prefs myfelf as fimply as Amb. Philips ? Or flow mynumbers with the quiet thoughtleflhefs of Mr. Wei"
(led ?
But
n An admirable Parady on the Fourteenth Se&ion of Longinus,when he advifes the writer to afk himfclf, whilfl he is compofingany work,
" How would Homer, Plato, or Demofthenes, haveexprefled them/elves on this fubjeft ?"
A writer not fo totally contemptible. See his works, publiftiedby Mr. Nichols, with a defence of feveral of his pieces, 8vo. 1787.
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223 MARTINUS SCRIBLERUSBut it may feera fomewhat ftrange to aflert, that
our Proficient mould alfo read the works of thofe
famous Poets who have excelled in the Sublime : Yet
is not this a Paradox. As Virgil is faid to have read
Ennius, out of his dunghill to draw gold, fo may our
author read Shakefpear, Milton, and Dryden, for the
contrary end,to
burytheir
goldin his own
dunghill.A true Genius r , when he finds any thing lofty orIhining in them, will have the ikill to bring it down,
take off the glofs, or quite difcharge the colour, by
fome ingenious Circumftance or Periphrafe, fome
addition ordiminution,
orby
fome of thofeFigures,
the ufe of which we (hall fliew in our next chapter.The book of Job is acknowledged to be infinitely
fublime, and yet has not the father of the Bathos
reduced it in every page ? Is there a paflage in all
Virgil more painted up and laboured than the de-
fcripdon of Etna in the third Aeneid ?
Horrificls juxta tonat Aetna ruim's,
Inter dumque atram prorumpit ad aetbera nubem>
Turlinefumantem piceo,
et candentefavilla,
Attonitque globos Jlammarum, et fidera lamblt \
Inter-
P Here again a bare-faced abfurdity is recommended without
palliation, which is falfe and unnatural writing.
*Thefe two words, after he had faid " Attollitque globes flam-marum," are perhaps the only two in Virgil that may be called
bombaft and fupertragical, lv rpx-yixe, fays Longinus, but *oga-
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Of the ART OP SINKING IN POETRY. 229Inter dum fcopuhs avulfaque vifcera month
Erigit eruc~lans, liquefaflaque faxa fub auras
Cum gemitu glomerat, fundoque exaeftuat imo.
(I beg pardon of the gentle Englifli reader, and
fuch of our writers as underftand not Latin.) Lo !
how is this taken down by our Britifh Poet, by the
fmgle happy thought of throwing the mountain intoSL Jit of the colic.
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Aetna, and all tie burning mountains, findTheir kindled fares with iiibred Jiorms of wind
Blown up to rage, and, roaring out, complain,
As torn isjitb inward gripes, and torfring pain :
Lab'ringy they caft their dreadful vomit round.
And with their melted bowels fpread the ground.Horace,
Perhaps wehave
notin our
languagea
more finking example oftrue turgid expreflion, and genuine fuftian and bombaft, than in
the following lines of Nat. Lee's Alexander the Great, who is in-troduced faying,
When Glory, like the dazzling eagle, floodPerch'd on my beaver in the Granic flood ;When Fortune's felf my ftandard trembling bore,
And the pale Fates ftood frighted on the fhorc ;When the Immortals on the billows rode,Aud I myfelf appeared the leading God!"
Is it to be cohceived that Dr. Warburton affirmed, in a longnote on the Firft Epiftle of Horace, b. ii. that thcfe fix lines
contain not only the mofl fublime, but the mod judicious imagerythat poetry could conceive or paint ?*' I thought that a note
which contained fo outrageous a paradox, and fo totally inconfilt-ent with true taite and folid judgment, ought not to be retained in
this edition.
' Pr. Arthur, p. 75. W.
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Horace, in fearch of the Sublime, ftruck his head
againft the Stars ; but Empedocles, to fathom the
Profund, threw himfelf into Etna. And who but
would imagine, our excellent Modern had alfo been
there, from this defcription ?
Imitation is of two forts ; the firfl is when we force
to our ownpurpofes
theThoughts
of others;
the
fecond confifts in copying the Imperfections or Ble-
mifhes of celebrated authors. I have feen a Play
profeffedly writ in the ftyle of Shakefpear ; wherein
the refemblance lay in one fingle line,
Andfo good morrow t'ye, good mafter Lieutenant '.
And fundry poems in imitation of Milton, where,with the utmoft exactnefs, and not fo much as one
exception, neverthelefs was ronftantly nathlefsu
, em-
brojder'd was broider'd, hermits were eremites, dif-
dain'd was 'fdeign'd, (hady umbrageous, enterprize
tmprizf) pagan paynim, pinions pennons, fweet dulcet,
orchards,
SuMmi feriamjidera vertlcc. W.
And fo did the writer of the following lines, in a wcll-kno\vnTragedy:
' Should the fierce North, upon his frozen wings,Bear him aloft above the wondering clouds,And feat him in the Pleiads' golden chariot.Thence Ihould my fury drag him down to tortures."
* A line of his friend Rowe.11 He alluded particularly to Philips's Cyder, of which he often
cxprefied a ftrong difapprobation, and particularly on account of
thefe antiquated words. He often quoted the following line as notEnglifli:
* Adminifter their tepid genial airs." Cyder, b. ii.
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Of the ART OF SINKING IN POETRY. 131orchards orchats, bridge- work pontifical ; nay, her was
/>/>, and their was t/jir, through the whole poem. Andin very deed, there is no other way by which the true
modern poet could read, to any purpofe, the works of
fuch men as Milton and Shakefpear.It may be expected, that, like other Critics, I fliould
next fpcak of the Paffiom : But as the main end and
principal effect of the Bathos is to produce Tranquil-
lity of Mind, (and fure it is a better defign to promote
fleep than madnefs) we have little to fay on this fub-
jet. Nor will the fhort bounds of this difcourfe
allow us to treat at large of the Emollients andOpiates
of Poefy, of the Cool, and the manner of producing
it, or of the methods ufed by our authors in managingthe Paffions. I mail but tranfiemly remark, that
nothing contributes fo much to the Coo/, as the ufe
of Wit inexprefling pafllon
: The truegenius rarely
fails of points, conceits, and proper fimiles on fuch
occafions : This we may term the Pathetic epigram-
matical, in which even puns are made ufe of with goodfuccefs. Hereby our bed authors have avoided throw-
ing thcmfelves ortheir readers into
anyindecent Tran-
fports.
But as it is fometimes needful to excite the pajfiom
of our antagonift in the polemic way, the true ftudents
in the law have conftantly taken their methods from
low life, where they obferved, that,to
move Anger,ufe is made of fcolding and railing ; to move Love, of
bawdry ; to beget Favour and Friendfhip, of grofs
0^4 flattery;
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flattery ; and to produce Fear, of calumniating an
adverfary with crimes obnoxious to the State. As
for Shame, it is a filly pailion, of which as our authors
are incapable themfelves, fo they would not produceit in others.
CHAP. X.OF TROPES AND FIGURES : AND FIRST OF THE
VARIEGATING, CONFOUNDING, AND REVERSING
FIGURES.
T)UT we proceed to the Figures. We cannot tooearneflly recommend to our authors the ftudy of
the Abufe of Speech. They ought to lay it down as
a principle, to fay nothing in the ufual way, but (if
poffible) in the dired contrary. Therefore the Figuresmuft be fo turned, as to manifeft that intricate and
wonderful Call of Head which diftinguimes all writers
of this kind ; or (as I may fay) to refer exactly theMold in which they were formed, in all its inequa-
lities, cavities, obliquities, odd crannies, and diftor-
tions.
It would be endlefs, nay impoffible, to enumerate
all fuch Figures ; but we fhall content ourfelves to
range* Another figure which greatly contributes to the Bathos might
here be added, which Longinus, in his third feel ion, calls the
Parenthyrfus ; a kind of violence and emotion, ill-timed and out of
fcafon, and difproportioned to the fubjeft ; into which good writers,
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Of the ART OF SINKING IN POETRY. 233
range the principal, which mod powerfully contribute
to the Bathos, under three Clafles.
I. The Variegating, Confounding, or Reverfing
Tropes and Figures.
II. The Magnifying ; and
III. The Diminishing.
We cannot avoid giving to thefe the Greek orRoman names ; but in tendernefs to our countrymenand fellow-writers, many of whom, however exquifite,are wholly ignorant of thofe languages, we have alfo
explained them in our mother tongue.
I. Of the firft fort, nothing fo much conduces to
the Bathos, as the
CATACHRESIS.
A Matter of this will fay,
Mow the Beard,Shave the Grafs,
Pin the Plank,
Nail my Sleeve.From
nay Horace himfelf,is faid
to havefallen.
When he fays, that' even as the mod fuperb and ufeful monuments of human fkill and
regal magnificence, the making new ports, the draining of marfties,the altering the courfe of rivers, the building moles, and other vaft
and expensive works, alter and decay; 6 do words and current
cxpreflions :
" Debemur morti nos noftraque
Mortalia facia peribunt,Nedum fcrraonum ftet honos et gratia vivax."
" The objects by which this decay of words are illuftrated are too
large and important for the occafion." HOR. Art of Poetry,!. 63.See Blondell's Companion of Horace and Pindar.
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334 MARTINUS SCRIBLERUSFrom whence refults the fame kind of pleafure to the
mind, as to the eye when we behold Harlequin trim-
ming himfelf with a hatchet, hewing down a tree with
a razor, making his tea in a cauldron, and brewinghis ale in a tea-pot, to the incredible fatisfaction of the
Britifh fpe&ator. Another fource of the Bathos is
THE METONYMY,
the inverfion of Caufes for EfFe&s, of Inventors for
Inventions, etc.
J Lac'd in her Co/insz new appeared the bride,
A a Bubble-boy and b Tompion at her fide,And with an air divine her e Colmar plfd :
Then oh ! Jhe cries, whatjlavet I round me fee ?
Here a bright Red Redcoat, there a f mart d Toupee.
THE SYNECHDOCHE,which confifts in the ufe of a part for the whole. You
may call a young woman fometimes Pretty^tt and
Pigs-eyes, and fometimes Snotty-nofe and Draggle-tail. Or of Accidents for Perfons j as a Lawyer is
called Split-caufe, a Taylor Prick-loufe, etc. Or of
things belonging to a man, for the man himfelf ; as a
Sword-mm, a Gown-man, a T m *T J-inan j aWhite-S/^, a Turn-&y, etc.
.
"
THE
y Thefe five lines, and the two at the top of p. 239, are
quoted from his own youthful poems ; as indeed are moft of thofe
marked Anonymous. See alfo note on p. 2 1 9.
'Stays. 'Tweezer cafe.b Watch. e Fan. 'AfortofPe-
mvig : All words in ufe in this prefent Year 1 717. P.
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THE APOSIOPESIS.
An excellent figure for the Ignorant, as, " What fhall
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as it can go. If you get the fcent of a State nego.
elation, follow it in this manner.
*Thejloner and all the elements with tbee
Shall ratify ajlrltt confederacy ;
IVild beafts their favage temper Jhall forget,
And for a firm alliance with thee treat ;
The Jinny tyrant of the fpacious feasShall fend a fcaly embafly/0r peace ;
His plighted faith the Crocodile Jball keep,
And feeing tbee, for joy fincerely weep.
Or ifyou reprefcnt
the Creatordenouncing
war
againfl the wicked, be fure not to omit one circum-
fiance ufual in proclaiming and levying war.
1
Envoys and Agents, who by my command
Reftde in Paleftina's /and,
To whom commiflions / have given*To manage there the interefts of heaven :
Te holy heralds, who proclaimOr war or peace, in mine your mqfter's name :
Te pioneers of heaven, prepare a road,
Make it plain, dire ft and broad-,For I in perfon will my people head ;
For the divine deliverer
Will on his march in majejly appear,
And needs the aid of no confed'rate power.
Under the article of the Confounding, we rank,I. THE
Job, jr. *fje * Blackm. Ife. c. xl. W.
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I. THE MIXTURE OF FIGURES k ,
which raifes fo many images, as to give you no imageat all. But its principal beauty is when it gives an
idea juft oppofite to what it feemed meant to defcribe.
Thus an ingenious artift painting the Spring, talks
of a Snow of Bloflbms, and thereby raifes an unex-
pected pi&ure of Winter. Of this fort is the fol-
lowing :
1 The gaping clouds pour lakes offulpbur doivn,
Wbofe livid flajhes Jickning funbeams drown.
What a noble Confufion ? clouds, lakes, brimftone,
flames, fun-beams, gaping, pouring, fickning, drown-
ing ! all in two lines.
2. THE JARGON.
mThy headjhall rife, though buried in the dujl.
And 'miqft the clouds his glittering turrets thru/I.
Quaere, What are the glittering turrets of a man'shead?
Upon
k In Concanen's Supplement to the Profund, letter the fecond,which is a counterpart to this tenth chapter, and treats of Figure?,are fome more Ihrewd remarks and more pertinent examples than
might be expefted from fuch a writer, and are enough to make usthink he had fome more able affiftant. Concanen was at that tiaae
an intimate friend ofWarburton; andit has
been fuggefted wasaffifted by him in writing thcfc remarks ; but of this there is no
poiitive proof.1 Pn Arthur, p. 37. m Job, p. 107. W.
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Upon tbejhore, as frequent as the f and,To meet the Prince, the glad Dimetians Jland.
S^uaere, Where thefe Dimetians flood? and of
what fize they were ? Add alfo to the yargon fuchas the following.
Definition's empire Jhall no longer lajl y
And Deflation lie for ever ivajle.
p Here Niobe, fad mother > makes her mean,
Andfeems converted to a fane injione.
But for Variegation, nothing is more ufeful than
3. THE PARANOMASIA, OR PUN %
where a Word, like the tongue of a jackdaw, fpeakstwice as much by being fplit : As this of Mr.
Dennis r ,
Bullets that wound> like Partbians, as they fly ;
or this excellent one of Mr. Welded *,
Behold the Virgin lye
Naked, and only cover'd by the Sky.
To8 Pr. Arthur, p. 157. Job, p. 89. P T. Cook, Poems. W.1 An happy reading of Atteibury vindicates Milton from de-
grading his ftyle by a very vile pun often quoted :
" And brought into this world, a world of woe."
Atterbury would point it thus :
* And brought into this world (a world of woe)"in a parenthcfis, and putting the repeated word in appofition to the
former.
1Poems, 1693, p. 13.
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CHAP. XLTHE FIGURES CONTINUED: OF THE MAGNIFYING
AND DIMINISHING FIGURES.
A GENUINE Writer of the Profund will take eare* * never to magnify any objeft without clouding it
at the fame time : His thought will appear in a true
mift, and very unlike what is in nature. It mufl
always be remembered that darknefs is an eflential
quality of the Profund, or, if there chance to be a
glimmering, it mufl be as Milton exprefles it,
No light, but rather darknefs vifible.
The chief Figure of this fort is,
I. THE HYPERBOLE, OR IMPOSSIBLE*.
For inftance, of a Lion ;
* He roar'dfo loud, and look'dfo wondrous grim,His ueryjhadow durft not follow him.
Of a Lady at Dinner.
Tbefilver luhitenefs that adorns thy neck t
Sullies the plate, and makes the napkin black.Of
Into which even the great Corneffle has fometimes fallen, and
that too even in his Cinna ; much more when he copies the extra-
vagancies of Guillam de Caftro, in his Cid. The Spanifh writers
abound in thefe abfurditics ; and indeed there are many fuch in
Kotrou and in Ronfard.
Vet. Aut. W.
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Of the fame.
* Th* obfcurenefs of her birth
Cannot cclipfc the luflre of her eyes,
Which make her all one light.
Of a Bull-baiting.(
Up to the Stars thefprawling ma/iives fly,And add new monjlers to the frighted Jky.
Of a fcene of Mifery.B Behold a fcene of mifery and woe !
Here Argus foon might weephimf
elfquite
blind,
Ev'n though he had Briareuf' hundred hands
To wipe thofe hundred eyes.
And that mode ft requeft of two abfent lovers :
Tie Gods ! annihilate but Space and Time,
And make two lovers happy.
II. The PERIPHRASIS, which the Moderns call
the Circumbendibus , whereof we have given examplesin the ninth chapter, and mall again in the twelfth.
To the fame clafs of the Magnifying may be re-ferred the following, which are fo excellently modern,
that we have yet no name for them. In defcribinga country profpeft,
h Yd call them mountains ', but can'f call themfo,For fear to wrong them with a name too low ;
While
e Theob. Double Falfhood.'
Blackm. Anon. h Anon. W.
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2 4 i MARTINUS SCRIBLERUSWhile the fair vales beneath fo humbly lie,
That even humble feems a term too high.
III. The third Clafs remains, of the Diminijhin%
Figures : And i. the ANTICLIMAX, where thefecond
line drops quite fhort of the firfl, than which nothing
creates greater furprize.
On the extent of the Britifli Arms.
Under the Tropicks is our language fpoke,
And Dart of Flanders hath received our Toke.
On a Warrior.k And thou Dalhou/y the great God of War y
Lieutenant Colonel to the Earl of Mar.
On the Valour of the Englifh.1 Nor Art nor Nature has the force
To flop itsjleddy courfe,
Nor Alps nor Pyrenaens keep it out,
Nor fortify" d Redoubt.
At other times this figure operates in a larger ex-tent ; and when the gentle reader is in expectation of
fome great image, he either finds it furprizingly im-
perfeft, or is prefented with fomething low, or quiteridiculous. A furprize refembling that of a curiousperfon in a cabinet of Antique Statues, who beholds
on
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looking up, finds Homer without a head, and nothingto be feen of Cato but his privy-member. Such are
thefe lines of a Leviathan at fea.
m His motion works, and beats the oozy mud,
And with its Jlime incorporates the flood,
Till all /// encumbered, thick, fermenting Jiream
Does like one Pot of boiling Ointment feem.
Where'er he fwims, he leaves along the lake
Such frothy furrows > fuch a foamy track,
'That all the waters of the deep appear
Hoary with age, or grey with fudden fear.
But perhaps even thefe are excelled by the en-
fuing.
n Now the reji/led flames and fiery ftore,
By winds ajfaulted, in wide forges roar,
And 'raging feas flow down of melted Ore.
Sometimes they hear long Iron Bars removed,
And to and fro huge Heaps of Cinders fhov'd.
2. THE VULGAR,is alfo a Species of the Diminijhing: By this a fpear
flying into the air is compared to a boy whiftling as
he goes on an errand.
The mightyStuffa threw a.
maj/y fpear,Which, with its Errand pleas'd, fung thro
9the air.
A Man
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A Man raging with grief to a Mafliff Dog :
f I cannot ftifle this gigantic woe,
Nor on my raging grief a muzzle throw.
And Clouds big with water to a woman in great
neceflity :
Diftended with the Waters in 'em pent.
The clouds hang deep in air, but hang unrent.
3. THE INFANTINE.
This is when a Poet grows fo very fimple, as to
think and talk like a child. I (hall take my examplesfrom the greateft Mafter in this way : Hear how he
fondles like a mere ftammerer.
* Little Charm of placid mien*
Miniature of beauty's queen,
Hither, Briti/h mufe of mine,
Hither, all ye Grecian Nine,
With the lovely Graces Three,
And your pretty Nurfeiing fee.When the meadows next arefeeu,Sweet enamel, white and green.When again the lambkins play,
Pretty Sportlings/w/7 0/*May.
'The n the neckfo white and round,
(Little Neck with brilliants bound)And
f Job, p. 41. * Amb. Philips on Mifc Cuzzona. W.
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(Gentle from a gentle kind) etc.
Happy thrice, and thrice agen,
Happieft he of happy men, etc.
and the reft of thofe excellent Lullabies of his
compofuion.
How prettily he afks the fheep to teach him tobleat ?
' Teach me to grieve with bleating moan, myjheep.
Hear how a babe would reafon on his nurfe's
death :
' That everjhe could die! Oh moft unkind !
To die, and leave poor Colinet behind!
Andyet,lVby blame I her ?
With no lefs fimplicity does he fuppofe that
fhepherdefles tear thejr hair and beat -their breads
at their own deaths :
1 Te brighter maids, faint emblems of my fair,
With looks caft down, and with dijhevely
d hair,In bitter anguijh beat your breafts, and moan
Her death untimely, as it were your own.
4. THE INANITY, OR NOTHINGNESS.
Of this the fame author furnimes us with moftbeautiful inftances :
Ah
r
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Ah filly /, more filly than myjheep,(Which on the flow* ry plain I once did keep.}
31 To the grave Senate Jhe could counfel give,
(Which with ajlonijhment they did receive.)
1 He whom loud cannon could not terrify.Falls (from the grandeur of bis MajeJly.J
1Happy y merry as a king,
Sipping dew, you fip, andfing.
The Noife returning with returning Light,
Whatdid it?
*Difpers'd the Silence, and difpell'd the Night.
You eafily perceive the Nothingnefs of every fe-
cond Verfe.
b The Glories of proud London tofurvey,The Sun himfeifjhall rife by break of day.
5. THE EXPLETIVE,
admirably exemplified in the Epithets of many au-
thors.
e Tb* umbrageous JhadoWi ond the verdant green ,
The running current^ and odorous fragrance,Chear my lonefolitude with joyous giadnefs.
Or
Philips's Paftorals.T Phil, on Q^Mary. r Ibid.
* T. Cook, on a Grafhopper. Anon.b Autor. Vet. W.
e I am afraid he glanced at Thomfon.
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Or in pretty drawling words like thefe,
dAll men bis tomb, all men hisfons adore,
And his f on* s fans, till there Jhall be no more.
e The riftngfun our grief did fee ',
The fetting fun did fee the fame ',
While wretched we remcmbred thee y
Sion, Sion, lovely name.
6. THE MACROLOOY AND PLEONASM
are generally coupled, as a lean rabbit with a fat
one; nor is it a wonder, the fuperfluity of words,
and vacuity of fenfe, being juft the fame thing. I
am pleafed to fee one of our greateft adverfaries
employ this figure.
8 The growth of meadows, and the pride of folds.
The food of armies andfupport of wars,
Refufe
" T. Cook, Poems. e Ibid. W.f Even fuch pure writers as Catullus, Lucretius, and Horace,
have fometimes been guilty of Pleonafms ; of which there are ex-
amples in the Mifcell. Obfervations of Jortin, p. 37, vol. ii. Ofthis fort of ftyle Quintilian, as ufual, fpeaks elegantly :
' Ut cor-
pora non robore fed valetudine inflantur ; et redlo itinere lapfi,
plerumque divertunt. Erit ergo obfcurior, quo quifqui dete-
rior.' Again,* Ut ftatura breves in digitos eriguntur, et plura
infirmi minantur. Ne oneretur tamen verbis multis; nam fit
longa ct impedita oratio, ut earn judices fimilem agmini toti-
dera lixas habenti quot milites ; in quo et numerus eft duplex,nee duplum virium.' The fix Englifh lines here quoted are a
fevere ftroke on Addifon's Campaign.s Camp. W.
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Refufe offwordst and gleanings of a fight ,
Lejfen his numbers, and contraft his hqft.
Where'er his friends retire ', or foes fuc feed,Cover* d with tempefts, and in oceans drown'd.
Of all which the Perfection is
THE TAUTOLOGY.
h Break thro9
the billows, and divide tlx main.
Infmother numbers, and infoftcr verfe.
1 Divide and part the fever'd World in two.
With ten thoufand others equally mufical, and
plentifully flowing through mofl of our celebrated
modern Poems.
CHAP. XII.
OF EXPRESSION, AND THE SEVERAL SORTS OF STYLE
OF THE PRESENT AGE.
E Exprejfion is adequate, when it is proportion-
ably low to the Profundity of the Thought.It muft not be always Grammatical ', left it appear pe-
dantic and ungentlemanly ; nor too clear, for fear it
become
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wonderful, and throws an oracular dignity upon a
piece which hath no meaning.
For example, fometimes ufe the wrong Number ;The Sword and Pcflilence at once devours, inftead of
devour k . Sometimes the wrong Cafe ; And who more
Jit iofootbthe God than ' thee ? inftead of tbou :
Andrather than fay, Thetis faw Achilles weepy me heardhim weep.
We mufl be exceeding careful in two things: firfbin the Choice of low Words: fecondly, in theyo&r and
orderly way of ranging them. Many of our Poets are
naturally blefs'd with this talent, infomuch that they
are in the circumftance of that honeft Citizen, who
had made Profe all his life without knowing it. Let
verfes run in this manner, juft to be a vehicle to the
words : (I take them from my laft cited author, who,
though otherwife by no means of our rank, feemed
once in his life to have a mind to be fnnple.)
mIf not, a prize I will myfelf decree,
Fromhim,
orhim,
orelfe perhaps from
thee.
n
full of days was he ;
Two ages pa/I, he I'rjd the third to fee.
The
" Ti.Hom. II. i. W.1 Our author himfelf has more than once fallen into this fault,
as hath been obferved in the notes of this edition, and of which
Dr. Lowth in his Grammar mentions many inftances.m Ti. Horn. II. i. p. 1 1.
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The king of forty kings, and honour9 d more
By mighty Jove than e'er was king before.
P That I may know, if thou my prafr dcny y
The mojl defpis'd of all the Gods am L
i Then let my mother once be ruFd by me,
Though much more wife than I pretend to be.
Or thefe of the fame hand '.
* I leave the arts of poetry and verfe
To them that praclife them with morcfuecefs :
Of greater truths I now prepare to tell>
Andfo at*
once, dear friend and mufe, farewell.
Sometimes a fmgle Word will vulgarize a poeticalidea ; as where a Ship fet on fire owes all the Spirit of
the Bathos to one choice word that ends the line.
u And bis jeer cb* dribs the hot contagion fry'd.
And in that description of a World in ruins :
1 Should the whole frame of nature round him break y
He unconcern9 d would hear the mighty Crack.
So
Ti. Horn. II. i. p. 19. P P. 34. > P. 38. W.r
Aflerting plainly that the firft book of the Iliad, publifhed
by Tickcll, was really the work of Addifon.Tonf. Mifc. n 1" vol. iv. p. 292, fourth Edit. W.Thefe arc the two lad feeble lines of Addifon's epiille to Sa-
cheverell ; and the two preceding ones are as bad.
Fr. Arthur, p. 151.* Tonf. Mifc. voL vi. p. 1 19. W.
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So alfo in thefe :
y
Beajlstame
andfavageto the rivers
brink,
Cc/wt', from the folds and wild abodes to drink.
Frequently two or three words will do it ef-
feftually:
*
He from the clouds does the fweet liquor fqueeze,'That cheers the Foreft and the Garden trees.
It is alfo ufeful to employ Technical Terms , which
cftrange your ftyle from the great and general ideas
of
y Job, 263. Id. Job, 264. W.No palfage in Blackmore himfelf can exceed the vulgarity of
introducing technical terms, and Tea language, more than the fol-
lowing lines of the t+6, 147, and 148, flanzas of Dryden'sAnnus mirabilis:
"So here fome pick out bullets from the fides,
Some drive old okum thro' each feam and rift.Their left hand does the calking iron guide,
The rattling mallet with the right they lift.
" With boiling pitch another near at hand
Fromfriendly
Swedenbrought,
the feamsinftops
;
Which well laid o'er, the fait fea waves withftand,And make them from the rifing beak in drops.
" Some the gall'd ropes with dawby marling blind,Or fear-cloth mafh with flrong tarpawling coats,
To try new fhrouds one mounts into the wind,And one below their cafe or ftiffnefs notes."
Who would think it pofiible that thefe lines, and there aremany fuch to be found in his works, could have been written bythe author of Palamon and Arcite, and the Ode on St. Cecilia's
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252 MARTINUS SCRIBLERUSof nature : and the higher your fubjed is, the lower
mould you fearch into mechanicks for your expreflion.If you defcribe the garment of an angel, fay that hisb
Linen was fnely fpun, and bleach* d on the happy
plains.c Call an army of angels, Angelic Cuirajitrs ;
and, if you have occafion to mention a number of
misfortunes, ftylethem
dFre/h Troops of Pains, and regimented Woes.
STYLE is divided by the Rhetoricians into the
Proper and the Figured. Of the Figured we have
already treated, and the Proper is what our authorshave nothing to do with. Of Styles we mall mention
only the principal which owe to the moderns either
their chief Improvement, or entire invention.
1. THE FLORID STYLE,
than which none is more proper to the Bathos, as
flowers, which are the lowejl of vegetables, are moft
gaudy , and do many times grow in great plenty at the
bottom of Ponds and Ditches.
A fine writer in this kind prefents you with the fol-lowing Pofie :
e The groves appear all dr eft with wreaths of 'flower vr,
And from their leaves drop aromatic Jhowers,
Whofe fragrantheads in
myjlietwines above ,
Exchange their fweets t and mix'd with tboufand kiffes*As
k Prince Arthur, p. 19.e Ibid. p. 339.
*Job, p. 86.
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As if the "willing branches firovef
To beautify andfoade the grove,
(which indeed moft branches do.) But this is ftill
excelled by our Laureat :
* Branches in branches tivin'd compofc the grove,
Andjhoot andfpread, and blojjom into love.The trembling palnis their mutual vows repeat,And bending poplars bending poplars meet.
The di/lant plantanes feem to prefs more nigh,
And to thcfighing alders, alders figh.
Hear alfo our Homer.
h His Robe of State is formed of light rcfrfd^An endlefs Train of lujlre fprcads behind.His throne's of bright compacted Glory made.
With Pearl cclejlial^ and ivitb Gems inlaid :
Whence Floods of joy , and Seas of Splendor flow,On all /// angelic gazing throng below.
2. THE PERT STYLE.
This does in a peculiar manner become the low in
wit, as a pert air does the low in ftature. Mr. Tho-
m.is
{ It is furprizing to find fo falfe and florid a conceit as is con-
tained in the following lines, in a writer generally fo chafte and
correft as Addifon.
" While here the vine on hills of ruins climbs,Indullrious to conceal gicat Bourbon's crimes." Campaign.* Guardian, I2
m127.
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MARTINUS SCRIBLERUSmas Brown, the author of the London Spy, and all the
Spies and Trips in general, are herein to be diligently
ftudied: In Verfe Mr. Gibber's Prologues.
But the beauty and energy of it is never fo confpi-
cuous, as when it is employed in Modernizing and
Adapting to the Tajle of the Times the works of the
Ancients. This werightly phrafe Doing
them into
Englifh, and Making them Englifh ; two expreflionsof great Propriety, the one denoting our Negleft of
the Manner how, the other the Force and Compulfion
with which it is brought about. It is by virtue of
thisStyle
that Tacitus talks like a CofFee-houfe Po-
litician, Jofephus like the Britifh Gazetteer, Tully
is as fhort and fmart as Seneca or ' Mr. Afgill>Marcus Aurelius is excellent at Snipfnap, and honeft
Thomas a Kempis as Prim and Polite as any preacher
at court.
3. THE ALAMODE STYLE,
which is fine by being new, and has this happinefs
attending it, that it is as durable and extenfive as the
poem
1 In fuch familiar phrafes as thefe ;*' One good tarn is the
(hoeing horn of another. He does me good in fpite of myteeth. After a matter of eight years." And in JE(op,
" The" moon was in a heavy twitter." Collier's Antoninus was in the
fame fmart tafte. Thomas a Kempis was tranflated by Dr. Stan-
hope, whofc primnefs is here noted. There is hardly any fpeciesof bad writing but what is expofed in fome part or other of thislittle treatife, in which the jufteft rules are delivered under themafic of ridicule, fortius et mclius, than in profefled and ferious
critical dilcourfes.
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poem itfelf. Take fome examples of it, in the defcrip-don of the Sun in a Mourning coach upon the death of
Queen Mary.'
See Phoebus now, as once for Phaeton,
Has majk'd his face , and put deep Mourning on;
Dark clouds his fable Chariot do furround^And the dull Steeds flalk o'er the
melancholyround.
Of Prince Arthur's Soldiers drinking.
While rich Burgundian wine, and bright Champaign
Chafe from their minds tbe terrors of the main.
(Whence we alfo learn, that Burgundy and Champaignmake a man on more defpife a dorm at fea.)
Of the Almighty encamping his Regiments.1 He funk a vaji capacious dccp^
Where he his liquid Regiments does keep.Thither the waves file off, and make their way,To form the mighty body of the fea ;
Where they encamp, and in their ftation (land,
Entrench'd in Works of Rock, and Lines of Sand.
Of two Armies on the point of engaging.
Ton armies ar the Cards which both muft play ;
At leajl come off a Saver if you may :
Throw boldly at the Sum tbe Gods have fet ;
Thefe on your fide will all their fortunes bet.All
' Amb. Philips.' Pr. Arthur, p. 16.
1 Blackm. Pf. civ. p. 261.u
Lee, Sophon. W.
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256 MARTINUS SCRIBLERUSAll perfe&ly agreeable to the prefent Cuftoms and
bed Fafhions of our Metropolis.
But the principal branch of the Alamode is the
PRURIENT, a Style greatly advanced and honoured
of late, by the practice of Perfons of the/r/? Quality ;
and by the encouragement of the Ladies, not unfuc-
cefsfully introduced even into theDrawing-room-
Indeed its incredible Progrefs and Conquefls may be
compared to thofe of the great Sefojlris, and are every
where known by the fame Marks, the images of the
genital parts of men or women. It confifts wholly of
metaphorsdrawn from two mod fruitful fources or
fprings, the very Bathos of the human body, that is
to fay* * * * and * * * * Hiatus magnus lachrymabi-,*++***
********** A.nd felling of Bargains, anddouble Entendre, KtSf/i
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7/ST/tffl watchful death Jhall on his harvejl look,
And fee tbee ripe with age, invite the hook ;He'll gently cut thy bending Stalk, and thee
Lay kindly in the Grave, his Granary.
Of Trees in a Storm;* Oaks whofe extended arms the 'winds defy,
The tempeft fees their Jlrengtb, and fighs, and
pafles by.
Of Water fimmering over the Fire.b The fparkling fames raife water to a Smile,
Tet the pleas'd liquor pines, and lejjens all the while.
5. LASTLY, I fhall place the CUMBROUS', which
moves heavily under a load of metaphors, and drawsafter it a long train of words. And the BUSKIN, or
Stately, frequently and with great felicity mixed with
the former. For as the firft is the proper engine to
deprefs what is high, fo is the fecond to raife what is
bafe
* Blackm. Job, p. 23.* Denn. b Anon. Tonf. Mifc. Part vi.
p. 224. W.c This is the fault of two eminent writers, who at the fame time
abound in tranfcendent beauties, and whom for that reafon it is lefsinvidious to mention, Thomfon and Johnfon ; and I fear evenMilton has furnimed an example :
" I hear the found of words, their fenfe, the air
Diflblves^unjointed,e'er it reach my ear."
'"Samfon Agoniftee, v. 176.
VOL. VI, S
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258 MARTINUS SCRIBLERUSbafe and low to a ridiculous Vifibility : When boththefe can be done at once, then is the Bathos in per-
fection ; as when a man is fet with his head down-
ward and his breech upright, his degradation is com-
plete : One end of him is as high as ever, only that
end is the wrong one. Will not every true lover of
the Profund be delighted to behold the moft vulgarand low actions of life exalted in the followingmanner ?
Who knocks at the Door ?
For whom thus rudely pleads my toud-tongu'd gate.That he may enter ?
See who is there ?
d Advance the fringed curtains of thy eyes.And tell me who comes yonder.
Shut the Door.
e The wooden guardian of our privacy> S$uick on its axle turn.
Bring my Clothes.
Bring me what Nature^ toy/or to the Bear,
To Man himfelf deny'd: She gave me Cold,But would not give me Clothes. mW.
I io-nt
dTemp. W.
eAriftophanes in the Frogi, v. 465. has a llrange cxpreflion,
jivrat TJT? Ot/'/sa.-, tafte the door ; knock gently at it.
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Light the Fire.
Bring forth feme remnant of Promethean theft,
Quick to expand /// inclement air congeal* d
By Boreas' rude breath.
Snuff the Candle.
Ton luminary amputation needs,
Tbtujball you fave its half-extinguijtf d life.
Open the Letter.
Wax ! renderup thy trujl.
Uncork the Bottle, and chip the Bread.
*Apply thine engine to thefpungy door,
Set Bacchus from his glajy prifon free,
Andjlrip white Ceres of her nut -brown coat.
f Theob. Double Falfehood. W.
Thcfc verfes arc his own.
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CHAP. XIII.A PROJECT FOR THE ADVANCEMENT OF THE
BATHOS.
have I (my dear Countrymen) with in-
credible pains and diligence, difcovered the
hidden fources of the Bathos, or, as I may fay, broke
open the Abyfies of this Great Deep. And havingnow eftabliflied good and wholefome Lawi, what
remains but that all true moderns with their utmoft
might do proceed to put the fame in execution ? In
order whereto, I think I (hall in the fecond place
highly deferve of my country, by propofing fuch a
Scheme ', asmay
facilitate thisgreat
end.
As our Number is confefledly far fuperior to that
of the enemy, there feems nothing wanting but una-
nimity among ourfelves. It is therefore humbly offer-
ed, that all and every individual of the Bathos do enter
into a firm afibciation, and incorporate into Onere-
gular Body, whereof every member, even the meaneft,
will fome way contribute to the fupport of the whole ;
in like manner, as the weakeft reeds, when joined in
one bundle, become infrangible. To which end our
Art ought to be put upon the fame foot with otherArts of this age. The vaft improvement of modern
manufactures arifeth from their being divided into
feverat
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feveral branches, and parcelled out to feveral trades :
For inftance, in Clock-making one artift makes the
balance, another the fpring, another the crown-
wheels, a fourth the cafe, and the principal workman
puts all together : To this economy we owe the per-fection of our modern watches, and doubtlefs we alfo
mightthat of our modern
Poetryand
Rhetoric,were
the feveral parts branched out in the like manner.
Nothing is more evident than that divers perfons,no other way remarkable, have each a ftrong difpofitionto the formation of fome particular Trope or Figure.
Ariftotle faith, rhat the Hyperbole is an ornamentfit for young men of Quality ; accordingly we find in
thofe Gentlemen a wonderful propcnfity towards it,
which is marvelloufly improved by Travelling : Sol-
diers alfo and Seamen are very happy in the fame
Figure. The 5 Pcrlpbrafis or Circumlocution is the
peculiar talent of Country Farmers ; the Proverb and
Apologue of old Men at their clubs ; the Elipfts or
Speech of half words, of Minilters and Politicians ; the
Apofiopcfis of Courtiers ; the Litotes or Diminution of
Ladies, Whifperers, and Backbiters ; and the Anadi-
plofis of common Cryers and Hawkers, who, by re-
doubling the fame words, perfuade people to buy
their oyflers, green haflings, or new ballads. Epithets
may
* All this paragraph down to the words in it," Houfe of Com-
mons," is wonderfully acute and fatirical, efpecially the mention-
ing the Bear-garden.
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may be found in great plenty at Billingfgate, Sarcafmand
Ironylearned
uponthe
Water,and the
Epipho-nema or Exclamation frequently from the Bear-garden,
and as frequently from the Hear him of the Houfe of
Commons.
Now each man applying his whole time and genius
upon his particular Figure, would doubt lefs attain to
perfection ; and when each became incorporated and
fworn into the Society (as hath been propofed) a Poet
or Orator would have no more to do but to fend to
the particular Traders in each Kind, to the Metapborift
for his Allegories, to the Simile-maker for his Compart-
fons, to the Ironift for his Sarcafms, to the dpothegmatift
for his Sentences, etc. whereby a Dedication or Speech
would be compofed in a moment, the fuperior artift
having nothing to do but to put together all the Ma-
te rials.
I therefore propofe that there be contrived with all
convenient difpatch at the publick expence, a Rheto-
rical Cheji of Drawers, confiding of three Stories, the
higheft for the Deliberative, the middle for the Demon-
Jirative, and the loweft for the Judicial. Thefe mall
be divided into Loci, or Places, being repertories for
Matter and Argument in the feveral kinds of oration
or writing ; and every Drawer (hall again be fubdi-
vided into Cells,refembling
thofe of Cabinets for
Rarities. The apartment for Peace or War, and that
of the Liberty of the Preft, may in a very few daysbe filled with feveral arguments perfectly new ; and
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with a moft choice collection,entirely
of thegrowth
and manufacture of the prefent age. Every compofer
will foon be taught the ufe of this Cabinet, and how to
manage all the regifters of it, which will be drawn out
much in the manner of thofe in an Organ.
The Keys ofit
muft be kept in honeft hands, byfome Reverend Prelate, or Valiant Officer \ of unquef-tioned Loyalty and Affection to every prefent Efla-
blifhment in Church and State ; which will fufficiently
guard againfl any mifchief which might otherwife be
apprehended from it.
And being lodged in fuch hands, it may be at dif-
cretion let out by the Day, to feveral great Orators
in both Houfes ; from whence it is to be hoped much
Profit and Gain will alfo accrue to our Society.
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CHAP. XIV. h
HOW TO MAKE DEDICATIONS, PANEGYRICS, OR
SATIRES, AND OF THE COLOURS OF HONOURABLE
AND DISHONOURABLE.
fofltxtoV .-1V--.V V-.-VMA ,-\+t^\.\****** srtff.1
"VJ OW of what ncceflity the foregoing Project mayprove, will appear from this fmgle confideration,
that nothing is of equal confequence to the fuccefs of
our Works asSpeed
andDifpatcb.
Greatpity
it is,
that folid brains are not like other folid bodies, con-
ftantly endowed with a velocity in finking, propor-tioned to their heavinefs : For it is with the Flowers
of the Bathos as with thofe of Nature, which if" the
careful gardener brings not haftily to market in the
Morning, muft unprofitably perifli and wither before
Night. And of all our productions none is fo fhort-
lived as the Dedication and Panegryic, which are
often
h It will be difficult to find more knowledge of life, more wit
more fatire, more good fenfe, in any paflage of equal length than
is comprized in this fourteenth chapter. Perhaps Dryden's Dedica-
tion of the State of Innocence to the Dutchefs of York is a piece of
the grofleft and moft abjeft adulation that ever difgraced true genius^
except indeed the naufeous and fulfome Dedication of fuch a man
as Corneille of his Horace to Cardinal Richlieu, after this proudchurchman had treated him fo injurioufly in the affair of the Cid.
If it be thought that I fpeak difrefpe&fully of fuch a great minifter
as Richlieu, I beg leave to fay, that one fuch poet as Corneille is of
more real value than an hundred Richlieus, in the eyes of thofe
who regard merits more than ftations.
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next, utterly ufelefs, improper, indecent, and falfe.
This is the more to be lamented, inafmuch as thefe
two are the forts whereon in a manner depend that
Profit which muft (till be remembered to be the main
end of our- Writers and Speakers.
We mall therefore employ this chapter in fliewingthe quickeft method of compofmg them j after which
we (hall teach *Jhort Way to Epic Poetry. And thefe
being confefledly the works of moft Importanceand Difficulty, it is prefumed we may leave the reft to
each author's ownlearning
orpractice.
Firft of Panegyric : Every man is honourable, who
is fo by Law, Cuftom, or Title. The Publick are
better judges of what is honourable than private
Men. The Virtues of great Men, like thofe of Plants,
are inherentin
them whether they are exerted or not ;and the more ftrongly inherent, the lefs they are
exerted ; as a Man is the more rich, the lefs he fpends.All great Miniflers, without either private or econo-
mical Virtue, are virtuous by their Pofts ; liberal and
generous upon the Publick Money, provident uponPublick Supplies , juft by paying Publick Intereft, cou-
rageous and magnanimous by the Fleets and Armies y
magnificent upon the Publick Expenses, and prudent
by Publick Succefs. They have by their Office, a
right to a mare of the Publick Stock of Virtues ; be-
fides they are by Prefcription immemorial inverted in
all the celebrated virtues of their Predecejfirs in the
fame ftations, efpecially thofe of their own Anceflors.
As
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Honourable and Dijhonourable, they are various in dif-
ferent Countries : In this they are Blue, Green, and
Red 1 .
But fbrafmuch as the duty we owe to the Publick
doth often require that we mould put fome things in
a ftrong light,and throw a made over
others,I mail
explain the method of turning a vicious Man into a
Hero.
The firft and chief Rule is, the Golden Rule of
Transformation, which confifts in converting Vices
into their bordering Virtues. A Man who is a Spend-thrift, and will not pay a juft Debt, may have his In-
juftice transformed into Liberality ; Cowardice maybe metamorphofed into Prudence ; Intemperance into
good Nature and goodFellowmip j Corruption into Pa-
triotifm ; andLewdnefs into Tendernefs and Facility.The fecond is the Rule of Contraries. It is cer-
tain, the lefs a Man is endowed with any Virtue, the
more need he has to have it plentifully beftowed,
efpecially thofe good qualities of which the world
generally believes he hath none at all : For whowill thank a Man for giving him that which he has ?
The Reverfe of thefe Precepts will ferve for Satire,wherein we are ever to remark, that whofo lofeth his
place,
' A fcvere farcafm on three orders of knighthood in this coun-try. But why ridicule fuch orders ? Is it not of public utility,and confequently providential, that there fhould be a fort of mind*in the world capable of being actuated and put into motion by fuch
objecls, as wits and philofophers call Trifles ?
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place, or becomes out of favour of the Government,
hath forfeited his mare in publick Pralfe and Honour.
Therefore the truly publick fpirited writer ought in
duty to drip him whom the government hath ftrip-ped ; which is the real poetical Juftice of this age.
For a full collection of Topicks and Epithets to be
ufed in the Praife and Difpraife of Minifterial andUn-
minifterial Perfons, I refer to our Rhetorical Cabinet ;
concluding with an earneft exhortation to all my bre-
thren, to obferve the precepts here laid down, the
negleft of which hath coft fome of them their Ears
in thePillory.
CHAP. XV.A RECEIPT TO MAKE AN EPIC POEM k .
A N Epic Poem, the Critics agree, is the greatefl
work human nature is capable of. They havealready laid down many mechanical rules for compo-fitions of this fort, but at the fame time they cut off
almofl
k A fevere animadverfion is here intended on Boflu ; who, afterhe has been fo many years quoted, commended, and followed, by a
long train of refpe&able difciples, muft, I am afraid, alas ! be atlafl deferted and given up as a vifionary and fantaftical critic ;
cfpecially for imagining, among other vain and groundlefs con-ceits
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268 MARTINUS SCRIBLERUSalmoft all undertakers from the poflibility of ever per-
formingthem ; for the firft qualification they unani-
moufly require in a Poet, is a Genius. I (hall here
endea-
ccits and refinements, that Homer and Virgil firft fixed on fomeone moral truth or axiom, and then added a fable or ftory, with
fuitablcnames
andcharacters, proper
to illuftrate the truth fo fixed
upon. Before BofTu, Mambrun had advanced the fame doclrine,and treated it in a philofophical Ariltotclian manner, in a laboured
DifTertation, which he exemplified by a woeful Latin Epic Poem,intituled Conftantimis. He was one of thofc many critics who mayremind us of the fate of Boccalini,\vhen he was appointed by Paul V.
governor of a fmall town, becaufe he had written well on political
i'ubjech and on the art of government ; but was obliged to berecalled after three months adminiilration for incapacity in the
bufinefs. The lamentable Epic Poems that Boileau has finingtogether, the Jonas, the David, the Mofes, the Alaric, the Clovis,
arc exactly of the fort and fizc of Sir Richard's Job, Arthur,
and Alfred ; from whom our Scriblerus takes fo many inflanccs ofthe abfurd. To thefe Voltaire has added a work that ought to be
exempted from this catalogue, the St. Louis of the Jefuit LeMoine,who feems to have poflefled a more vigorous and fertile fancythan any of his countrymen ; who, whatever talents they may layclaim to, are not eminent for imagination and creative powers.His Poem is in eighteen books, on the Recovery of our Saviour'sCrown of Thorns from the Saracens ; the fubjeft therefore clofelyrefembles that of Taflb, certainly one of the moft intereiling fub-
jccU that has ever been treated. He has, like Taflb alfo, intro-duced machinery of angels, demons, and magicians. The fpecchand behaviour of one of the latter, Miremc, in the fifth book, page
145. who calls up from Hell the fhades of many departed tyrants,is conceived with wonderful wildnefs of fancy, heightened by the
fcene of this tranfadion, near the pyramids of Egypt ; efpeciallywhen the ghoft of Saladin declares, with an awful and tremendous
voice, that the Sultan muft. flay his daughter as"an expiatory facri-
fice. In fliort, this poem abounds in the terrible graces, and is in
a tone and manner very fuperior to that generally ufcd by the
writers of France, and approaching to the fublimity of Dante or
Milton ; the noble fidions of whofe Paradife Loll, the cautious
and
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be made without a Genius, nay without learningor much reading. This muft neceflarily be of
great ufe to all thofe who confefs they never Read*and of whom the world is convinced they neverLearn. Moliere obferves of making a dinner, that
any Man can do it with Money^ and if a profefledCook cannot do it without, he has his Art for no.
thing ; the fame may be faid of making a Poem, 'tis
eafily brought about by him that has a Genius, but the
Ikill lies indoing
it without one. Inpurfuance
of this
end, I mail prefent the reader with a plain and certain
Recipe, by which any author in the Bathos may be
qualified for this grand performance.
FOR THE FABLE.
Takeout of any old Poem, Hiftory-book, Romance,
or Legend (for inftance, Geofry ofMonmoutb, or Don
Belianis
and fctere Boileau has, it isimagined,
endeavoured to ridicule in
the third canto of his Art of Pottrv, v. 193." Et quel objet enfin a prefenter aux yeux,
Que le diable toujours hurknt contre les cieux,
Qui de votre heros vent rabaifler la gloire,t fouvent avec Dieu balance la vicloire."
What Boileau fays of the Epopee is the worft, and what Marmon-
tel fays, is the beft part in their refpe&ive Arts of Poetry. It oughtto be added, that although Le Moine frequently ufcs a turgid and
hyperbolical ftyle ; yet that he has prefixed a difcourfe on Heroic
Poetry, in which are many fenfible and acute remarks. Le Moinek praifed by Fontenelle, vol. 1 1 . of his works. Voltaire very franklyowns,
' Les Franeais n'ont pas la tete Epiq'ie."
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2/o MARTINUS SCRIBLERUSBelianis of Greece") thofe parts of ftory which afford
moft fcope for long Dcfcripttons : Put thefe pieces
together, and throw all the adventures you fancy
into one Tale. Then take a Hero, whom you maychufe for the found of his name, and put him into
the midft of thefe adventures : There let him work
for twelve books ; at the end of whichyou may
take
him out, ready prepared to conquer or to marry ; it
being necefiary that the conclufion of an Epic Poem
be fortunate.
TO MAKE AN EPISODE.
Take any remaining adventure of your former col-lection, in which you could no way involve yourHero ; or any unfortunate accident that was Wo
good to be thrown away ; and it will be of ufe, ap-
plied to any other perfon, who may be loft and
evaporate in the courfe of the work, without the leaft
damage to the compofition.
FOR THE MORAL AND ALLEGORY.
Thefe you may extract out of the Fable afterwards,at
yourleifure : Be fure
youjlrainthem
fufficiently.
FOR THE MANNERS 1 .
For thofe of the Hero, take all the beft qualities
you can find in the moft celebrated Heroes of anti-
quity;1 A ftroke of ridicule on Boffu. Two very different opinions are
held on this fubjeft ; and two very oppofite interpretations are givenof the xtr.rra. rfyr, of Ariftotle, and notandi mores of Horace. Dacier,Boffu, Shafteflniry, Harris, maintain that the words mean, thatthe manners mould be only poetically good ; but Heinfius, Hare,
Battcaux,
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quity ; if they will not be reduced to a Cov/j/tency, lay
them all on a heap upon him. But be fure they are
qualities which your Patron would be thought to
have ; and to prevent any mi flake which the world
may be fubjecl: to, felect from the alphabet thofe ca-
pital letters that compofe his name, and fet them at
the head of a Dedication before your Poem. How-
ever, do not abfolutely obferve the exact quantity of
thefe Virtues, it not being determined whether or no
it be neceflary for the Hero of a Poem to be an honejlMan. For the Under Characters > gather them from
Homer andVirgil,
andchange
the names as occafion
ferves.
FOR THE MACHINES.
Take of Deities m , male and female, as many as youcan ufe : Separate them into two equal parts, and keep
Jupiterin the middle: Let
Juno puthim in a ferment,
and Venus mollify him. Remember on all occafions
to make ufe of volatile Mercury. If you have need
of Devils, draw them out of Milton's Paradife, and
extract
Batteaux, Marmontel, and Twining, infift that they (hould bemorally good. The fucceeding paragraph about the ufe of ma-chines cannot but remind one of the different opinions held on tins
fubjec\ by Petronius, by Boflu, by Hobbes, by Temple, by Hurd,
by Voltaire, by Lord Kaims, by Blair, and Boileau.m In Dryden's long dedication to LordDorfet of his tranflation
of Juvenal, he gives an account of his deiiga of writing an Epic.
Poem on the actions either of Arthur or the Black Prince, and othe machinery he intended to have ufed on that occafion, which
feems to have been happily and judicioufly imagined, founded on ait
idea of a conteft between the Guardian Angels of kingdoms. ButArthur was referved for another fate, and furnifhcs the mod abfnrd
examples in the Bathos.
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272 MARTINUS SCRIBLERUSextract your Spirits from Taflb. The ufe of thefeMachines is evident j fmce no Epic Poem can pof-
fibly fubfift without them, the wifeft way is to referve
them for your greateft neceflities : When you can-not extricate your Hero by any human means, or
yourfelf by your own wit, feek relief from Heaven,and the Gods will do your bufmefs very readily.This is according to the direct Prescription of Horace
in his Art of Poetry,
Nee Deus interftt, mfi dirnus uindice NodusT 'J 'Incident
That is to fay, A Poet Jhould never call upon the Godsfor their AJJiftance, but when he is in great Perplexity.
FOR THE DESCRIPTIONS.
For a Tempejl. Take Eurus, Zephyr, Aufler, and
Boreas, and cafl them together in one verfe : add to
thefe of Rain, Lightning, and Thunder (the loudeft
you can) quantum fufficit : mix your clouds and bil-
lows well together till they foam, and thicken your
Defcription here and there with a Quickfand. Brew
your Tempefl well in your head, before you fet it a
blowing.
For a Battle. Pick a large quantity of Images and
Defcriptions from Homer's Iliads, with a fpice or
two of Virgil, and if there remain any overplus, you
may lay them by for a Skirmijh. Seafon it well with
Similes, and it will make an excellent Battle.
For
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Of the ART OF SINKING IN POETRY. 273For a Burning Town. If fuch a Defcription be
neceffary (becaufe it is certain there is one in Virgil)old Troy is ready burnt to your hands. But if youfear that would be thought borrowed, a Chapter or
two of the Theory of the Conflagration", well circum-
ftanced and done into verfe, will be a good Succeda-
neum.
As for Similes and Metaphors, they may be foundall over the Creation ; the mod ignorant may gatherthem, but the difficulty is in applying them. For this
advife with your BookfeHern
.
m An undeferved farcaftn on a work full of ftrong imagery,Burnet's Theory.
n The Difcourfe of Voltaire on the Epic Poets of all nations,added to his Henriade, contains many falfe and rude opinions, par-ticularly fome objections to Paradife Loft. In the Geneva editionof this Poem we are informed of a curious anecdote : When itwas
printedat London in
1716,in
quarto, by fubfcription,Mr.
Dadiky, a Greek, and native of Smyrna, who at that time refidedin London, faw by chance the firft leaf as it was printing, where
was the following line,"
Qui forca les Francois a devenir heureax ;"
he immediately paid a vifit to the Author, and faid to him,'* I am
of the country of Homer ; he did not begin his Poems by a ftroke
of Wit by an Enigma." The Author immediately corrected theline : but I beg leave to add, that he did not correct many others
of the fame modern kind. Voltaire has dropt a remark in the lad
edition of his EfTay on Epic Poetry, which is not indeed veryfavourable to the tafte of his countrymen ; but is perfectly true
andjuft, and which hefeemsto have forgotten in fome of his late
aflertions :
" It muft be owned that it is more difficult for a Frenchman tqfucceed in Epic Poetry than for any other perfon ; but neither the
conflraint of rhyme, nor the drynefs of our language, is the caufe of
this difficulty. Shall I venture to name the caufe ? If is becaufe,
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274 MARTINUS SCRIBLERUSof all polifhcd nations, ours is the lead poetic. The works in
verfe, which are moll in vogue in France, are pieces for the theatre.
Thefe pieces muft be written in a ftyle that approaches to that of
converfalion. Defpreaux has treated only didactic fubjecls, which
require fimplicity. It is well known that exaftnefs and eleganceconftitute the chief merit of his verfes, and thofe of Racine ; and
when Defpreaux attempted a fublime ode, he was no longerDefpreaux. Thefe examples have accuftomed the French to too
uniform a march."
CHAP. XVI.A PROJECT FOR THE ADVANCEMENT OF THE
STAGE .
| T may be thought that we fhould not wholly omit
the Drama, which makes fo great and fo lucrative
a part of Poetry. But this Province is fo well taken
care of, by the prefent Managers of the Theatre, that
it is perfectly neediefs to fuggeft to them any other
Methods
The character of a Player is in this chapter treated rather too
contemptuoufly. Johnfon fell into the fame cant, and treated his
old friend Garrick unkindly and unjuftly, at a time when he wasreceived into the familiarity of fome of the befl families in this
country. Baron, Chamelle, La Covreur, Du Menil, Le Kain, wereequally refpecled in France. But the whole chapter is, in other
refpe&s, replete with incomparable and original humour, particu-
larly the third, fifth, ninth, tenth, and eleventh articles of this pro.
jecl. I have not been able to difcover that Booth, who was a manof excellent character, or Wilkes, ever gave any fuch particularoffence to our author as to deferve the farcafms here thrown
npon them.
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advancement of the Bathos.
Here therefore, in the name of all our Brethren,let me return our fmcere and humble Thanks to themofl: Auguft Mr. Barton Booth, the mod Serene Mr*Robert Wilks, and the moft Undaunted Mr. ColleyGibber ; of v.-hom let it be known, when the People ofthis s!ge fljiill be Ancejlors^ and to all the SucceJJiou, of
our Sncccffors, that to this prefcnt day they continue
to Out-do even their OVM Out- doings : And when the
inevitable Hand of fweeping Time (hall have brufhed
oft* all the Works of To-Day, may
this
Teftimonyof a
Cotcmporary Critic to their Fame, be extended as far
as To-morrow.
Yet, if to fo wife an Adminiftration it be poflible
any thing can be added, it is that more ample and
comprehenfive Scheme which Mr. Dennis and Mf.
Gildon (the two greateft Critics and Reformers then
living) made publick in the year 1720, in a Project
figned with their names, and dated the 2d of Fe-
bruary. I cannot better conclude than by prefenting
the Reader with the Subftance of it.
1. It is propofed, that the two Theatres be incor-
porated into one Company ; that the Royal Academy
ofMufic be added to them as an Orchcftra ; and that
Mr.Figg
with hisPrize-fighters,
and Violante with
the Rope-dancers, be admitted in Partnerfhip.
2. That a fpacious building be erecled at the Pub-
lick expence, capable of containing at lead ten thou-
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fand Spectators, which is become abfolutely necefiary
by the great addition of Children and Nurfes to the
Audience, fince the new Entertainments. That there
be a Stage as large as the Athenian, which was near
ninety thoufand geometrical paces fquare, and feparatedivifions for the two Houfes of Parliament, my Lordsthe Judges, the honourable the Directors of the Aca-
demy, and the Court of Aldermen, who mall have
their Places frank.
3. If Weftminfter-Hall be not allotted to this fervice
(which by reafon of its proximity to the two chambers
of Parliament above-mentioned, feems not altogether
improper;) it is left to the wifdom of the Nation
whether Somerfet-Houfe may not be demolifhed, and
a Theatre built upon that Site, which lies convenient
to receive Spectators from the County of Surry, who
may be wafted thither by water-carriage, efteemed byall Projectors the cheapeft whatfoever. To this maybe added, that the river Thames may in the readieft
manner convey thofe eminentPerfonagesfrom Courts
beyond the feas, who may be drawn either by Curio-
fity to behold fome of our mod celebrated Pieces, or
by Affection to fee their Countrymen, the Harlequins
and Eunuchs ; of which convenient notice may be
given, for two or three months before, in the public
Prints.
4. That the Theatre abovefaid be environed with
a fair Quadrangle of Buildings, fitted for the accom-
modation of decayed Critics and Poets ; out of whomSix
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Six of the moft aged (their age to be computed from
the year wherein their firft work was publifhed) fiiaU
be eleded to manage the affairs of the fociety, pro-
vided neverthelefs that the Laureat for the time being
may be always one. The Head or Prefident over all
(to prevent difputes, but too frequent among the
learned) mall be the mod ancient Poet and Critic to
be found in the whole Ifland.
5. The Male Players are to be lodged in the gar-rets of the faid Quadrangle, and to attend the perfons
of the Poets, dwelling under them, by bruming their
apparel, drawing on their fhoes, and the like. TheAttreffes are to make their beds, and wafh their linen.
6. A large room mall be fet apart for a Library toconfift of all the modern Dramatic Poems, and all the
Criticifms extant. In the midft of this room mall bea round Table for the Council of Six to fit and delibe-
rate on the Merits of Plays. The Majority mail de-
termine the Difpute ; and if it mould happen that
three and three mould be of each fide, the Prefident
mall have a cajling Voice, unlefs where the Contention
may run fo high as to require decifion by SingleCombat.
7. It may be convenient to place the Council of Six
in fomeconfpicuous
fituation in theTheatre, where,
after the manner ufually praclifed by compofers in
mufick, they may give Signs (before fettled and
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agreed upon) of Diflike or Approbation. In confe-
quence of thefe Signs the whole audience fhall be
required to clap or /;//}, that the Town may learn cer-
tainly when and how far they ought to be pleafed.
8. It is fubmitted whether it would not be proper
to diftinguifh the Council of Six by fome particular
Habit or Gown of an honourable fhape and colour,to which may be added a fquare Cap and a white
Wand.
9. That to prevent unmarried Actrefies making
away with their Infants, a competent provifion be
allowed for the nurture of them, who (hall for that
reafon be deemed the Children of the Society ; and that
they may be educated according to the Genius of their
par