Man comes home and finds Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in his wife with his friend in

bed. bed. He stabs his friend and kills He stabs his friend and kills

him.him.

Wife says 'If you behave like Wife says 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your this, you will lose ALL your

friends.' friends.'

A small boy talked A small boy talked to Santa Claus to Santa Claus

and said ‘Please and said ‘Please send me a send me a brother'....brother'....

Santa replied Santa replied back and back and

said, 'SEND said, 'SEND ME YOUR ME YOUR

MOTHER'.... MOTHER'....

Teacher: 'Do you know Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a the importance of a

period?'period?'

Kid: 'Yeah, once my Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister said she has sister said she has

missed one, my mom missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a fainted, dad got a heart attack & our heart attack & our driver ran away.' driver ran away.'

A young boy asks his Dad, A young boy asks his Dad, 'What is the difference between 'What is the difference between

confident and confidential? ‘confident and confidential? ‘

Dad says, 'You Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm are my son, I'm confident about confident about that. Your friend that. Your friend

over there, is also over there, is also my son, that's my son, that's confidential! '  confidential! '  

Husband: 'When I get mad at you, Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you you never fight back. How do you

control your anger?'control your anger?'

Wife: 'I clean Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'    the toilet.'    Husband: 'How

does that help?'  

Wife: 'I use your toothbrush .'