Maira utopia
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There I was, sitting on the floor, thinking about Utopia:
‘ Utopia, what is it? No Place...Good Place...What the hell is that suppose to be? What is my Utopia? A beautiful, peaceful place where wonderful things happens?.....But How Do I get there, if it is NO
place? After all I only use 10% of my head, animal....Oh, Sweet Jesus, HELP!!!........
When suddenly ...POOF!!!! And the Man appeared next to me!
-Who da ‘F’ are you? I asked
-I Am the Way , the Truth and the Life. He replied.
-NO SHIT!!!
-Nope, I Am the Way, the Truth and the Life!
-Jesus Christ!
-Oh well, you can call me that too. But I Am the Way , the Truth and the Life! He insisted.
I started to get irritated with that smart sweet Jesus.
-Are you here to preach me, or are you going to help me with this Utopia?
- I am here to show you the way!
When suddenly, again...POOF! The man called Jesus made a glass of wine appeared out of nowhere!
-Hey, how did you do that? I asked amazed.
-With the power of the mind.
-.....Umm, Power of the mind, ay?... I think you mind be drinking too much Jesus!
If you showed us how to do that, we could make the world a better place...
-Show it???!!!...What on Earth do you think I have being trying to do for more than 2000 years woman???!!!And you people got it all wrong!
After all you folks, only use 10% of your head, animal!
Now, pay attention! Said Jesus
Then Jesus opened a layer of my chest:
-What do you see?
-A layer of fat!!!! I replied
Jesus pulled another layer of my chest:-Now, what can you see?
( Jesus appeared to be getting angry.)-Muscle!
-And now?
(I was sure he was getting angry!)
-My bones...I blushed
-NOW??????
-My heart?....I avoided looking at his face.
-For the love of sweet God ,woman. What on Earth do you see NOW? Yelled Jesus
-Nothing...
-It’s kind of light in here.
-And It’s kind of peaceful....
-THIS IS IT! YOU GOT IT!YOU GOT IT!
Jesus danced, jumped and waltzed around the room:
-YOU GOT IT!YOU GOT IT!
-Got what, got where? I was a little bit desperate .
-NO PLACE, GOOD PLACE! Said Jesus.
-Now YOU must say it :
I Am
The Way
The Truth
The Life.
The End.