Mac’s diaries Mac the bear’s journey on the McCarthy & Stone

relay challenge 2012

Mac the Bear

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Introduction

Commencing in April 2012, McCarthy & Stone employees took on a 1,300 mile challenge, to

walk, run, hike, kayak, horse-ride and cycle from Newquay to Forres, passing through key

offices and development sites, to raise money for Barnardo’s. The mascot for this

adventure, was a ‘bear with attitude’, Mac the Bear. Mac travelled the entire trip, through

rain, wind and sun, and somewhat bedraggled, made it to the end in one piece.

This is his story.

Preparing to leave

Wednesday 18th April

Hi Everyone,

With only 5 days to go I am now very excited about starting my journey across England and

Scotland with my new found friends at McCarthy & Stone.

The last few months have been particularly busy for me as I have embarked on some

intense training which included acclimatising myself with the Midlands by spending time in

the Coventry office, which is the furthest north I have ever been. I have also had to make

sure I stick to a strict diet to make sure I can fit into my t-shirt. No doubt many of you are

having to do the same!

I thought I would let you know my itinerary for next week and I hope to update you on a

daily basis, and include some photographs of me and my team mates at each stage.

On Sunday I have an overnight stay in Newquay, during which I shall try to stick to soft

drinks, before starting on Monday morning at 9.30am with all of the Griffin Sales Team and

a specialised cycling unit of Stephen Orange, Simon Dobby, Phil Rust and Simon Andrews.

This crack cycling team will be taking me from Newquay to Exeter, all in one day, where we

expect to cover 90 miles!!

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There is very little rest before leaving Exeter on Tuesday morning, when I shall be

accompanied by Annemarie Winter and Paul Croft to Tor View Court in Street. This is not

going to be an easy route, so I insisted on having 2 of the more experienced cyclists with

me. Later on in the day I will be joined by Matt Wright and Jonathan Passey, who will

accompany me from Street to Warminster. I have ordered a masseuse for Tuesday evening,

whilst I stay in the ‘Try Before You Buy’ flat at Imber Court, Warminster.

On Wednesday I am honoured to be travelling with Howard Phillips from Warminster to

Ferndown, although slightly disappointed that of all the vehicles at his disposal, he is taking

me on the back of his mountain bike. We will be joined by David Zarb, as we make the 50

mile journey down to Ferndown.

Wednesday afternoon at Ferndown looks as though it will be a big event with 35 members

of the South West Region and Homelife House joining me on the 10k stretch from Cherrett

Court, Ferndown, to Sanderling Court, Bournemouth. Heading off with Derek Field we are

joined by ALL of Group Accounts - so the beans will not be counted next Wednesday!

I am delighted that on Thursday I will again see a large number of friends, as over 30

members of Homelife House and South West will join me from Sanderling Court,

Bournemouth to Farringford Court, Lymington. A big thank you to Nigel Toghill and Craig

Pavell, who are not just taking me from Bournemouth to Lymington with Darren Stacey and

Gavin Plested, but who are then continuing through the New Forest to Catherine Court at

Eastleigh. I understand this is a new Assisted Living development so I am hopeful of not only

a good night’s sleep, but also a hearty meal.

Finally, my last day with the South West and Head Office is Friday 27th April, when

members of the South West Construction Department - Grant Rasmussen, Daphne Sullivan,

Brian Elder, Natalie Marsh and Dave Hodges and I are going to have a leisurely bike ride

from Catherine Court to the new South East development, which is aptly named Victory

Court, which it will certainly feel like if I manage to cover all those miles in one piece over

the course of the week.

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I am really looking forward to the next month and hope to meet many of you along the

way. Please keep the sponsorship money coming in, it’s going to a fantastic cause and

fingers crossed for an early start to our British summer.

Yours in sport,

Mac the Bear.

Mac fuels up for the long adventure ahead

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Day 1 - Relay commences in Newquay

Monday 23rd April

Well what a fantastic start to our challenge. I decided against a night out in Newquay on

Sunday and opted for an early night, it was the right decision! 91 miles were covered in 8

sweat filled hours.

Waking up to torrential rain my fellow cyclists and I ate breakfast fearing the worse but as

we approached our start line at Marina Court, the clouds parted and the rain stopped. We

were waved off by the Griffin Sales team who then embarked on 5 mile walk around

Newquay, raising over £250!! Well done team!

I was joined by 4 cyclists, Simon Andrews, Phil Rust, Stephen Orange and Simon Dobby and

we worked in pairs, cycling 10 miles at the time. The route was split into 3 main parts. 9.15 –

11.30 was full of hills as we left Newquay on the Atlantic coast heading towards Padstow. It

was a gruelling start. As you can see from the photograph the coastline provided some

spectacular views.

From 11.30 – 1pm we had a calmer ride into Launceston and our reward was a welcome

party with residents and the house manager providing us with refreshments and keen to

meet me! At the same time Neil Calderwood was walking across Dartmoor raising more

funds, rather him than me, the cloud there was very low and the rain constant!

Our afternoon saw us head out to Okehampton on the old A30 and now the hills of Cornwall

were long forgotten as we made great progress, sweeping into Rivers Edge Court a full 30

minutes ahead of schedule. We were met by more residents who were pleased to see us

and stock us up on chocolate and sweets. (I am not sure I will lose any weight at this rate!)

This left us with 20 miles to Exeter and with the finish line in sight we picked up speed,

coming into Isobel Court, Exeter just after 4.30pm.

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It was a great day and I was so pleased with the enthusiasm shown by everyone I met

despite some truly shocking weather at times. Also thank you to James Day for driving the

support mini bus for us.

I am writing this while staying in one of the new HAPPI flats in Isobel Court, very impressive I

must say!

Tomorrow sees me heading off to Tor View Court with Annemarie Winter and Paul Croft

and I have just realised I haven’t got a change of clothes for the whole trip!!

Simon Andrews, Phil Rust, Stephen Orange and Simon Dobby prepare to leave Marina Court - Newquay

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Day 2

Tuesday 24th April

Today was going to be tough, it was another 90 miles from Exeter to Warminster and yet

again I knew we had some hills to face. Annemarie Winter and Paul Croft met me at Isobel

Court and I was relieved to see that, like me, they are professional cyclists!

We set off out of Exeter along the River Exe before heading off towards Somerset, via

Cullumpton, onto the Blackdown Hills. We made great progress and whilst we had some

tough inclines we also had some fantastic descents with the wind blowing through my fur!!

As you can see from the photographs, we were never short of some energy boosting food.

Although we had a tough timetable to meet (I need to have words with Shane when I meet

him, he has set some tough targets for the first 2 days!) we coasted into Street 15 minutes

ahead of schedule. Altogether we had covered 61 miles in 5 hours. A tremendous effort!

We were welcomed by members of the Unicorn Sales Team who then walked 5 miles

around Street and Glastonbury – well done ladies.

I then saw that the deluxe road bikes I had been accustomed to over the last 2 days were

being replaced by muddy mountain bikes as I joined Matt Wright and Jonathan Passey for

the journey to Warminster. My fears became true when Matt confirmed that he had picked

an off road route, I begged him to reconsider a more mundane road route but Matt was

adamant that this would be more fun.

5 weary hours later, at 7.30pm, we arrived at Imber Court. Whilst the route had been

adventurous and full of yet more hills (why aren’t we doing this in Norfolk!!) it had been fun

with some spectacular views of the Mendips as the sun began to set. I had been on the

road for 10 hours, I was sore and more importantly the football was about to start.

I settled into my flat and watched Chelsea display the same characteristics as I had over the

last 2 days to cover 180 miles.... grit and determination and a huge slice of luck!

As I finish this I have just seen the weather forecast for day 3.....torrential rain. Now who is

taking me from Warminster to Ferndown in this horrendous weather? Checking my

itinerary it appears to be Howard Phillips!!

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Annemarie Winter gets instructions from Mac over lunch

Change-over

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Day 3

Wednesday 25th April

I have just dried out!! This is the wettest drought ever!!

Back to the start of the day and I shall let you into a secret...I stayed in a residents flat last

night at Imber Court and was extremely well looked after. In fact I was being so spoilt with

all the residents in the resident’s lounge that I was disappointed when Howard and David

Zarb walked in to collect me and were already very wet!

When I agreed to participate in this event I was told tales of bright sunny days, with views

stretching for miles over Dartmoor/Salisbury Plain and visits to the coast at Newquay and

Bournemouth. Now I have seen these places but in the most awful weather. I hear that

today was the windiest and wettest day of the year so far and I can confirm that was the

case.

Howard and David did a great job in tough conditions over 48 miles. In fact on route Howard

pointed out we were within a mile of his house. I begged and pleaded for us to visit, have a

spot of tea, maybe a shower but no, determined to get to Ferndown on time the duo cycled

on despite me sulking! Sticking to country lanes we passed through Dorset countryside but I

cannot tell you what we saw apart from rain!

As we approached Cherrett Court I reminded the team that we were going to be greeted by

a host of South West and Homelife staff ready for the next stage. The three of us agreed

that only fools would meet us in this weather and to my surprise there were over 30 fools as

the pictures show.

On this leg I finally met Shane and took him to one side. Never ever arrange this event for

April again, I told him. In fact I was so cold and wet I was very rude to him and it made me

feel a lot better!

Leaving David and Howard behind to dry and refresh I headed straight back out in torrential

rain for the relatively short 6 mile journey to Sanderling Court, Bournemouth. A great

turnout of staff accompanied me (I shall release a roll of honour later in the week) but

special mention to Derek Field who ran the 10km in 50 minutes to get to Sanderling first and

also to Group and SW Accounts who all walked with me.

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Now after 2 and half days of cycling this slower pace was much to my liking. I had women

arguing to cuddle and protect me, I settled on 200metres each while even some of the men

wanted to give me a squeeze. I shall not name names but you know who you are!!

I arrived at Sanderling to another reception of residents and staff. I shall be honest I kept my

appearance brief, I was tired and wet from a long day but also Nick Maddock had promised

me a few pints in the pub close by. Now as I was with the Group FD, I felt my chances of

securing several drinks without reaching for my wallet were high so I was there before you

could say ‘make mine a double!’ Tomorrow is Bournemouth to Lymington onto Eastleigh. I

am not looking at the forecast because I know already it will say .......RAIN!

Chief Executive, Howard Phillips and RMD - Derek Field looking after Mac

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Day 4

Thursday 26th April

I did not wake up feeling great, the last few days efforts coupled with a few too many

sherbets last night meant I woke up like a bear with a sore head. My spirits were further

dampened when the first thing I heard was the rain outside Sanderling Court.

Yet again residents spoilt me with croissants and strong coffee as I awaited the arrival of

today’s participants. What an excitable bunch they were, we had telesales, SW sales and

marketing, land and even more accounts staff. Homelife House must have been empty!

I have been staying in touch with Mum and Dad and they told me a distant relative was

going to join me today, well I do not know what she had been eating but compared to me

she was huge, must be from my dads side. I think you should be able to spot her in the

photographs.

Before we left one teammate introduced me to their dog who was joining us for the day.

Now Daisy was lovely but a dog and a 2ft teddy are a health and safety nightmare so after

she sniffed me once I stayed well clear.

I had a choice today of either walking with one party or cycling with a team of 8 cyclists. I

went for the cyclists as it included some land staff and I thought if anyone was going to stop

for lunch it was them! Well done to the walkers though who braved the wind and rain whilst

walking 5 miles along Bournemouth seafront. As you can see from the photos it was not

pleasant. I hear they got sand in all their eyes, shoes and clothes. On returning to the office

they all had to make hair appointments, imagine what sand and sweat would have done to

my fur!

The cyclists made good progress and before we knew it we were at the Chewton Glen Hotel.

This was the halfway point and what a place to stop. 5* luxury in the New Forest, now this

was more like it. I was thinking a spa followed by the tasting menu but yet again my plans

were ruined, this time the accountants with us were saying something about expenses

limits/policy blah blah! Well in this weather (did I mention it was still raining!) there was no

chance of a picnic so it looked like no lunch for me again.

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We arrived at Lymington in good time and made yet another VIP appearance in the

residents lounge, one of my smiles and people soon part with money. I left for Eastleigh

with the last two remaining cyclists and headed through the forest. Like most of my week in

South West I am sure that on a bright sunny day I would have seen some great sites but at

least it stopped raining for the last 20 miles. We cut through Southampton where everyone

seemed nervous. I believe their team are close to blowing promotion to the premiership on

Saturday. They all look very tense!

When I wrote last week I mentioned my stay at Eastleigh would be in the new AL scheme

and that I was looking forward to the restaurant. Well no one told me it wasn’t finished yet

and the kitchen was yet to be fitted. It appears I am in the sales office overnight and have to

brave the local Indian for dinner tonight. I shall be having words with the contracts manager

when I see him tomorrow.

So another day completed and my journey with South West is coming to an end. When

leaving Bournemouth today it was also sad to say goodbye to Karen and Michaela who have

been my PA’s for the last week and in the build up to the relay. Thank you both for all your

great help and support! One last SW blog tomorrow when I shall name all the participants

this week, I do not want to miss anyone out!

Homelife house walkers and riders prepare to leave for the day

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Day 5

Friday 27th April

Well I woke up to my last day in South West with renewed optimism, it had stopped

raining!! Before the short leg to Waterlooville and the South East, I joined in a Sales and

Construction tour of Catherine Court as it enters its last stage of construction. I gave some

views which I hope will help sales, the best being they should give one of my relatives away

with each flat, bound to attract sales, we are much sought after!

My final team were from SW Construction, Grant Rasmussen, Daphne Sullivan, Brian Elder,

Natalie Marsh and Dave Hodges, and were happy to go at a steady pace and it soon became

clear why; they were looking for a watering hole. We settled in at a fine establishment in

Wickham and much to my delight ordered drinks and lunch. Well this was a first; I was

being properly looked after. My only concern was Shane and his demands that I got to

Waterlooville in time. I had one bite of my sandwich when I was bear-napped and taken to

Waterlooville.

So my time with South West was over and what a week it had been. I would like to thank

everyone who took part, supported us and cheered us on our way. There were some

impressive personal achievements and great team work throughout. Now I just need 4

more weeks of the same to get me to Forres. I can’t be late as I am off to Ibiza with Winnie,

Paddington, Rupert and the rest of the boys on June 1st.

Finally, thank you to my ghost writer this week, who has made sense of my late night

ramblings. Here is the complete list of my teammates over the last 5 days:

Phil Rust, Simon Andrews, Stephen Orange, Simon Dobby, Leisa Phillips, Michaela Gill, Julie

Ford, Jacqui Beck, Elaine Mill, Chas Malek, Penny Roberts, Tricia Martin, Brenda Green, Bill

Hawes, Denise Mitchell, Linda Stone, Jackie Arch, Lyn Constantine, Neil Calderwood, Adrian

Lowe, Paul Croft, Annemarie Winter, Jonathan Passey, Matt Wright, Andrea Chappell, Jackie

Maher, Mary Prentice, Nick Saltmarsh, Howard Phillips, David Zarb, Derek Field, Mada

Alfazema, Neil Perkins, John Kennedy, Jose Mayorga Williams, Brenda Brizzell, Tania Harland

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Gemma Johnson, Paul Hopkinson, Debbie Charlett, Richard Hampson, Joanne Lynch, Clare

Whiting, Tara Waterhouse, Gideon Daly, Ian Mairs, Adrian Ramshaw, Dave Contreras

Emma Worthington, Frances Lovell, Jackie O’Toole, Julia Hann, Karen Lynn,Lisa Knight,

Michelle Paramo, Nick Maddock, Nikki Perrett, Pat Nagle, Paul Norwood, Phil Shergold,

Rowan Baker, Gemma Blackaller, Alexander Cross, Nigel Toghill, Craig Pavell, Darren Stacey,

Gavin Plested, Ed Garcia, James Day, Alison Vickers, Lynn Sharples, Dianne Docherty, Janet

King, Paul Teverson, Pete Graham, Alex Child, Aimee Collie, Jackie Smith, Sam Thomas,

Deborah Waldeck, Sharona Skinner, Hayley Spink, Cheryl McWilliam, Catrina Harfield, Julian

Kinder, Aileen King, Michaela Gill, Jenny Del Llano, Amanda Procter, Martin Pitt, Catherine

White, Hayley Bayley, Karen Shore, Iain Price, Giles Crease, Grant Rasmussen, Daphne

Sullivan, Brian Elder, Natalie Marsh, Dave Hodges, Marina Court – Newquay, Manaton Court

– Launceston, River’s Edge Court – Okehampton, Isabel Court – Exeter, Tor View Court -

Street, Imber Court – Warminster, Cherrett Court – Ferndown, Sanderling Court –

Bournemouth, Farringford Court – Lymington.

I’m ok....really..

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Hand-over to the South East

Hi everyone! Mac here again.

Sorry it’s taken me a few days to let you all know how I’ve been getting on in the South

East, I’ve just been so busy that I’ve just been too tired to update my blog in the evenings.

I’m sending this from my Blackberry in my rucksack on Joanna Millington’s back as we trek

from Tower Bridge to Watford so forgive me if there are some typos – it’s a bit bumpy as

she’s on a bit of a mission!

Well, what a weekend I had!!!

It all started on Friday lunchtime with the handover to the South East Region at Victory

Court, Waterlooville in Hampshire. I was sorry to say goodbye to my South West friends, but

was soon cheered up as within a few minutes of the handover, the sun came out! It felt like I

had come over from "the Dark Side" into a lovely sunny afternoon! After a lovely welcome

at Waterlooville from the assistant site manager, Mike Berry, I was soon on my way again as

Paul Willoughby whisked me off on his bike in the sunshine, for lovely journey to Chichester.

In the shadow of the stunning Cathedral, Paul passed me on to Simon McMahon, for a high

speed cycle further east. So high speed, in fact, that we were going so well we missed the

turn for Bognor Regis and clocked up an extra 2 or 3 miles getting back onto the planned

route - how's that for dedication?!

After a quick photo stop Pagham Court in Bognor Regis, we were again speeding east. I was

having so much fun speeding along with Simon that I completely missed another turn and it

was after we had gone a few miles up the A29 that I suggested to Simon that we might have

gone wrong again. Although I was having great fun on this particular rollercoaster, I was

starting to get worried about falling behind time. So we found our way back onto the route

and got to Caen Stone Court in Arundel. We had a quick stop for some more photos in the

sun, having sped past Arundel Castle, and then David Godfrey popped me on his back (which

gave me vertigo...) and then ran down to Littlehampton with me.

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We got to Littlehampton in record time, just in time to see David Candy running the other

way to the bike shop, as his son's front tyre had just burst on his bike! Although David was

going to run the 9 miles to Worthing with me on his back, his son Haydn was going to come

along on his bike as support vehicle as we were going straight along the seafront. As we

were behind schedule, we set off while Haydn went to collect his repaired tyre, leaving him

to catch us up. There was a small stretch where David had to run along the beach, which

made my ride a little more bumpy, but soon I could see Worthing pier in the distance.

Once we got there I did suggest to David that it might be quicker for me to jump off and

walk as once we crossed the 8 mile mark he seemed to be flagging noticeably. He was

determined however, and we made it to Amelia Court by 7pm, where a long held dream of

mine came true!! I met Nanna from the Royale Family! I couldn't believe it!!! As I sat there

refreshing myself with a lovely sherry, she raised our weary spirits with the other residents

who had waited patiently for us to arrive. However, as it had been a very long day I soon

had to make my excuses and retire to the Guest Suite - especially as David was on his 3rd

sherry and I wanted to leave before he embarrassed himself...

Mac meets Nanna Royale

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Motoring on over the weekend

Saturday 28th and Sunday 29th April

After the lovely afternoon and evening sun of Friday, we awoke on Saturday to more rain....

Daniel Perfect arrived to take me up to Findon and as I waved goodbye to Worthing and Dan

started running, I longed for the rain to stop - but to no avail.

Dan handed me over to Chris East on time at Findon, and we set off on Chris's bike. And

what a journey that was!! After an early hold up to fix some gear problems on the bike, we

got over the South Downs and stopped in Storrington for a quick warming cup of tea, and I

was looking forward to a stop by the River Arun at Pulborough so that I could try and scoop

a fish from the water, but Pulborough was a mere blur as Chris sped through, on a real

mission. The thought of getting out of the rain quickly was very appealing so I didn't

complain! We flew past Morgan Court in Petworth - I could just about make out at speed

that the roof is going on - and we carried on to Chiddingfold where we had another quick

tea stop. Despite how wet the road was, Chris literally set it alight with his pace and got to

Milford at 1.15pm - a whole 2 hours early!!

The advantage of this was that I had time for a lovely warming pub lunch with David Candy

who was today's support car (not that he was able to get in and out of it very easily

after yesterday's run!). I had beer-battered haddock and chips with mushy peas, and a pint

of TEA from the Hogs Back Brewery. I did nod off briefly after I finished eating but David

soon woke me up and we were ready to meet Anton Terblanche for the next leg.

Anton cycled me up to Tongham, getting me up over the North Downs where I heard some

strange noises – I assumed it must be some unusual wildlife, or that Anton had brought a

supporting wildebeest from South Africa to shadow us on the journey. Then I realised that

it was just Anton puffing as he attacked the steep climbs of the North Downs. I was certainly

glad it was him peddling and not me! We made good time and got to the Hogs Back

Brewery to hand over to Lewis Dunn. I suggested to Lewis that it might be a good idea to

sample the local produce before getting on with the next leg, but Lewis said he'd rather run

in a straight line so as not to extend his distance too much - so we set off. It was worth it

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though - when we got to Reeves Court in Camberley we had a fantastic welcome from the

residents who plied me with lots of tea and chocolate bars. As a result I slept like a baby in

the Guest Suite that night - once I had finally dried out....

Lewis Dunn arrives at Reeves Court to a residents welcome

I had a bit of a lie-in on Sunday as my first stage was not until lunch time. Just as well as I

struggled to wake up after yesterday's exertions. Ross Jordan arrived to take me on his bike

to Emerald House in Byfleet. I waved goodbye to Reeves Court and powered on through the

rain with Ross to Byfleet, and we got there 20 minutes early. I have come to the conclusion

that cyclists like cycling in the rain as they seem to go quicker! However, that has made me

more inclined to wear a helmet next time - as I had to shut my eyes a few times as we were

going so fast I wondered if we would stay on the road – and I kept getting flies in my eyes.

Once we got to Byfleet I got very excited about the next leg. I was going on a lovely Sunday

afternoon walk with Sharon Callcut, Karen Grady, Madeline Darby, Sarina Anderson, Annalie

Davy, Sue Kolkowski, Debbie McIlhargey, David Soper, Chris Read, Amit Rabheru, David

Freeman and John Maddams. I love getting together with lots of people so couldn't wait to

get going - especially when they told me where I was going. Our route took us through

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Brooklands - the historic racing circuit and airfield. It was amazing - we called in at

Mercedes-Benz World and I met Lewis Hamilton and Michael Schumacher, and sat in a big

4x4 (which would have been very useful in this weather). Then we went to Brooklands

Museum and I sat in Ayrton Senna's McLaren racing car. AND, I got to see Concorde - a thing

almost as beautiful and elegant as me! I tried to get on but had to come back down the

steps as I didn't have a ticket... :-((

Mac meeting Lewis Hamilton

I wanted to stay there for the rest of the day but could hear the road calling me again, so we

carried on to Dial Stone Court in Weybridge, and then down to the River Thames at

Weybridge before following the Thames path to the far side of Walton-on-Thames (after a

quick stop to see some swans and refresh the parts that water cannot reach..... ;-)....!).

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Am I there yet?

There, having kept dry all through the walk, the heavens opened again as we met Tim Gilby

and Oliver Luard to face the next stage. After some quick photos and safety instructions, I

jumped into Tim's kayak and, with Oliver alongside us in his, we headed towards London on

Old Father Thames. Within minutes the sun came out and (mostly) stayed with us as

we enjoyed a lovely evening trip up through Hampton Court, Kingston and Teddington, to

our overnight stop at Twickenham embankment. There we halted our progress, leaving us

time on Monday to get up to Tower Bridge. As I tried to settled down to sleep on Sunday

night, I could bear-ly contain my excitement at the prospect of going through the middle of

London past such amazing landmarks as Big Ben, The London Eye, St Paul's Cathedral and

more. What a day lay ahead of us!

So.....I put together some more details on my amazing kayaking adventure....coming

soon.....

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Nautical Exploits - Captain’s Log – Start date 29th April

It was a bit of a dash to get from the Swan pub along to the Weir pub in time to meet my

shipmates Tim and Oliver for the next leg of the journey. Apparently time and tide wait for

no man and that includes beers (should that read bears – Ed?)

At 5.25pm we weighed anchor – Ready Teddy Go – and we were off. Unfortunately the girls

were worried about me getting wet so I was stowed in a hatch to start off with. Just think of

the indignity, after all that hiking and biking, all I really wanted was to be a Viking.

This wasn’t the leisurely cruise I had anticipated. Due to the flood water cascading down the

river it was more like being shot out of a gun – or a water cannon to be precise. We passed

Sunbury Lock very quickly and it wasn’t long before we arrived at Moseley Lock where I was

allowed up on deck to do my first Kate Winslett impression on the bows (that’s the pointed

end.)

We did think of dropping in for tea with Her Majesty as we passed Hampton Court Palace.

Unfortunately she was not in. We heard that she had just been given a new boat so she was

probably playing out on the river somewhere too.

The skies were looking very threatening but the rain held off as we approached Kingston, a

little sunshine even started glinting off the pleasure cruisers.

Shortly afterwards we were at Teddington Lock. Once Tim had cleared the slipway of the rat

and geese we entered the Tideway -the tidal Thames. Officially we were now in the Port of

London.

Within ten minutes we were in sight of Eel Pie Island pushing on hard to beat the failing light

to arrive at our stopping point for the night in Twickenham. We had made the 9 miles trip in

1 hour 50 minutes, which would more typically take two and a half hours in normal water

conditions. I was looking forward to a night out with the girls and being the home of English

rugby I was determined to have a try – but I’m not letting on whether I scored.

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Mac navigating down the Thames

Nautical Exploits - Captain’s Log – Start date 30th April

Well what a night I had! I was still partying the next morning when the crew turned up for

the next leg. We were expecting some bouncy water riding the tide into a stiff easterly wind

on the way to central London, but I was a bit concerned with Tim’s choice of equipment.

Eel Pie Island was famous venue in the early days of the Rolling Stones, so we did a quick

chorus of This Could Be the Last Time. Tim notified the Harbour Master with the details of

our trip but made me take my hat off before departing at 08.50 hours.

As soon as we had passed through Richmond Bridge we realised that the story about the

Queen’s new boat was true, boy what a whopper!

As the tide began to turn we picked up the pace heading downstream. Isleworth Ait is a

favourite nesting site for Herons and we saw dozens of them in the trees between here and

Syon House on the Middlesex Bank. Opposite on the Surrey bank we could see Kew Gardens

and encountered much more bird life – geese, swans, mandarin ducks, great crested grebes,

coots, moorhens, and parakeets. At Brentford there were loads of cormorants but as the

famous sailor’s joke goes, little chance of a shag - we pushed on.

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The sun was shining brightly now, before long Hammersmith Bridge came into view.

Due to the combination of our super athletic physiques and the flood water we were now

one hour ahead of schedule, so we pulled in at Putney to rendezvous with top man Danial

from our design department and his son Sam, who would be providing the transport back

later.

Of all the suspension bridges over the Thames, Albert Bridge is the most beautiful and what

a coincidence – it was designed by Sir Joseph Bazalgette. He was one of the most famous of

the Victorian engineers and an ancestor of Oliver.

As well as the usual rules of navigation, there are some stretches on the Thames where

exclusion zones exist. The first one we met was just downstream of Vauxhall Bridge on the

Surrey Bank – MI6’s HQ. We didn’t want to bear any of the country’s secrets so we swept by

swiftly. Forget you ever heard about this

The second exclusion zone is alongside the Houses of Parliament. Its purpose is to make

sure that masters of vessels do not accidently overhear the debates in the chamber in case

the resultant boredom makes them fall asleep at the wheel causing an accident.

Houses of Parliament – what a view

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We arrived at Big Ben at the stroke of noon and passing under Westminster Bridge came

into full view of the London Eye.

At this stage we pulled in briefly at a beach by the Festival Hall to give advance notice of our

arrival to the London office. I then realised why we were not flying a McCarthy and Stone

flag. Boats carrying a green flag signify that they are taking part in the security preparations

for the Olympics and as much as we have unlimited respect for the Royal Marines we didn’t

want to host one of their boarding parties.

As we neared Blackfriar’s Bridge we had to navigate mid-stream whilst keeping clear of the

commercial boats as some of the arches were closed due to construction operations – the

whole of the City skyline opened up before us.

Then our target Tower Bridge came into view, but there were still a couple of challenges

between us and our goal. The first was 11,500 tons of magnificent HMS Belfast in the Upper

Pool. Interestingly her forward turrets are turned slightly northwards with guns elevated.

At this trajectory if she were to fire she would obliterate the South Mimms service station

on the M25. This is something we can all relate to; just show me which lever to pull.

As is often the case the water gets very choppy in the Upper Pool which isn’t helped when a

large Police inflatable patrol boat takes a very close interest in you. Well one wave broke

right over our bows and copped me straight in the kisser (that’s London speak.) What a bear

faced cheek! What we hadn’t realised is that from a distance I looked like a small child

being taken for a ride quite frankly where small children have no place to be. Trust them to

dip their oar in, hence the interest we had received – not exactly the best publicity outcome

for Barnardo’s as a children’s charity but no harm was done.

At 12.35pm when we turned for the shore we spotted a pretty mermaid in need of help, we

nearly got it right, actually it was Joanna with her team from the London office waiting to

welcome the mariners home after their day’s 18 miles voyage.

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Tim signed off with the Harbour Master and Danial started load the kayaks on to his Jeep. As

for me I was looking forward to a night on the office radiator to be ready for the next day’s

adventure! One final glimpse towards the Tower and it was all over.

Oliver Luard, Tim Gilby, Nuala Jackson, Joanna Millington

Day 8

Monday 30th April

As I approached the shore at Tower Bridge, I was met by Lord Mayor Boris Johnson, Lord

Alan Sugar, and Her Majesty the Queen. What an honour! I then followed Joanna, Nuala

and Alex up to their office for a well earned kip on the radiator in preparation for my hard

days walk tomorrow. Nuala even washed my t-shirt and trunks!

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Day 9

Tuesday 1st May

Another wet and grey start to the day in London. And an early start – 8.15am. I limbered

up, did some stretching and set off along the Thames with the rain battering down. I

ducked and dived around the crowds of commuters along London Bridge stretching over the

grey Thames water below, along Cannon Street and St Pauls. By the time I reached Oxford

Street the streets were much clearer and the rain was much lighter. I had to stop Nuala and

Joanna from taking a detour into Selfridges – we have a mission to complete girls!

As we rounded Marble Arch we took a right onto Edgware road and the start of the A5; the

longest, most boring, least scenic and straightest road in the history of roads! We passed

corner shop after corner shop, brimming with fresh fruits and vegetables, foods we didn’t

recognise, hardware shops spilling over with brooms, bins, mobile phone covers, and plastic

containers. One minute we were in a busy, bustling and dirty high street, the next minute –

bam – we were in a quiet residential section with towering gates, trees and tweeting birds.

And – BAM – back to another stretch of bustling high street again. And so it goes on.

We passed through Maida Vale, St John’s Wood, Kilburn, and Cricklewood. Finally, we met

with the start of the M1 and climbed the grey concrete apples and pears to the fly over and

descended on the other side of the roundabout to continue along our favourite road – the

A5. As we approached Hendon, the golden arches of McDonalds, the irresistible waft of

sweating donna kebab and frying chips set our tummies a-rumbling. We pulled into the BP

garage and met our guardian angel David Candy. A well earned pit-stop was definitely

needed – a re-fuel on water, chocolate, bananas and petrol station sandwiches.

At this point we were about half way (10 miles in). Still feeling good and ready and raring to

go, we left David and carried on up the hill to Hendon High Street (coughing and spluttering

in the wake of petrol fumes and screeching emergency vehicles). Oh noooooo – there’s that

smell again. The unmistakable, delicious smell of donna and cheesh kebab. Oh noooo –

there it is, glinting and glittering away as it revolves on its metal pole. It’s hypnotic. I know I

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shouldn’t, my claws sink into the tarmac as I try to hold myself back... but I... just... can’t...

rrrresist...

Before I knew it I was behind the counter asking for a donna kebab with chilli dressing and

salad. Closely followed by Boris Johnson and Alan Sugar. Her majesty waited outside. She

couldn’t possibly!!!! Ahhhh, the relief. Juicy and delicious. Well come on! - we have

walked 10 miles with another 10 to go!

Boris, Alan and HRH

Onwards and upwards, we carried on up the A5. We passed through Brent Wood and Stone

Grove. FINALLY we turned left off the A5 and onto the A4140 and passed Stanmore Tube

Station. Stanmore!!!! That’s only the end of the Jubilee Line. We still have another 6 or 7

miles to go! So Jo starts spouting stupid riddles to make the time pass (much to the

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annoyance of Nuala and Alex – although I think that’s simply because they couldn’t guess

the answers). We started to ascend Stanmore Hill and the scenery had become much nicer

by this point – less built up, not so many cars, fields in the distance, small cottages, trees,

birds, blossom... Bliss! Bears much prefer this! Finally, we broke through into

Hertfordshire.

By this point, my legs and paws were really aching and sore. I felt like I’d been beaten up!

It’s all for a good cause though – no pain, no game as the saying goes. Onwards! Up and

down the hills of Bushey, past the school kids, prams and mums battling with the school

run. And then the heavens open and we don the waterproofs once more. But this doesn’t

last long. Just an April/May shower and before long, the sun pokes through again.

We still haven’t seen any signs to Watford and Jo and Nuala are beginning to struggle. Is

Alex the navigator leading us the right way (Jo and Nuala wonder). Jo get’s her trusty

compass out to check for north. My legs are destroyed by this point as we make the final

climb up the hill to Watford – hallelujah. The first sign to Watford. We struggle on up

through Watford High Street and stumble upon our first logistical puzzle. Oh no... a

roundabout. We can’t go under it, we can’t go over it, the footpath had disappeared... we

have to go through it. We scale the fence and carry on up to the next roundabout. Oh no...

we can’t go under it, we can’t go over it... the footpath has disappeared again. We’re only 1

mile away. We’ll have to go through it.

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Joanna, Nuala and Alex reach Nanterre Court

Finally we made it to the final stretch of straight road and we glimpse the classic cream

coloured McCarthy & Stone development up ahead. The green flags call to us. Everything

becomes a blur and out of the polluted mist we see our guardian angel, David Candy! We

hobble the last few steps up towards Nanterre Court and around to the sales office. Made

it! High five! Well done! Over 8 hours walking, 20 miles, the most polluted and least

beautiful stretch of road I’ve ever seen, and we’re finally there. David puts a welcome

steaming mug of hot tea into my shaking paws and then the House Manager Erin takes me

back to her house for a warm and well earned rest.

Ready for my final South Eastern adventure tomorrow. Signing out...

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Day 10

Wednesday 2nd May 2012

“I awoke on Tuesday morning to find Erin, the house manager at Nanterre Court, massaging

my paws after my 20 mile hike with Boris, Alan and Liz the day before. It was just as well, as

they were still sore. She then plunged them into a foot spa and suddenly the aches and

pains just melted away.... After 10 minutes I was fighting fit and ready for the days challenge

– to get to Stopsley in Luton by 5pm to meet Emily who was going to guide me through the

Midlands stage of my mammoth trip.

Fi Sinapi arrived at 10am and, after a final chocolate biscuit for energy, I jumped into the

rucksack, waved goodbye to Watford and set off with Fi towards Pheasant Court in Garston.

Fi can certainly walk – I did give her a gentle reminder that I’d done 20 miles the day before

and I didn’t want to undo all the good the foot spa had done and she eased off a little, but I

was soon warmed up and we got to Pheasant Court in record time. The residents all

greeted me – they had been waiting since 9.15!!!!! I did laugh and remarked that they

wouldn’t have wanted to see my paws at 9.15....

After another warming cuppa it was time to get on the bike with David Burne and head off

towards Colney Heath. It was an exciting route as we left the roads I had travelled on for so

many days and headed off-road along cycle paths – there were some bumpy bits and I was

longing for the comfort of that big Mercedes 4x4 I had sat in last Sunday at Brooklands, or at

least a gel-filled seat! However, the bumps didn’t last long and we soon arrived at the new

Eastern Land office at Colney Heath. And what a location! Next to Willows Farm nature

village, there were all sorts of animals to look at and chat with – particularly the Peacocks

wandering around the office grounds. Although their squawking made me jump! I did get a

bit excited as I hoped I would see some cousins – but alas there were no bears.

So I hopped back on the bike, this time with Chris Patterson and Fi (who was obviously

missing me as she wanted to do another stage) and we set off for Welwyn Garden City.

More off-roading ensued as we headed along cycle paths again, stopping to grab a quick

chocolate bar at Hatfield from the Pit Stop Candyman who was there again to keep me

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going. As we negotiated our way to Welwyn Garden City, I treated Chris to an interesting

and informative lecture about the history of the Garden City movement as developed by

Ebenezer Howard in the early 20th Century, and how Welwyn was the second garden city,

founded in 1920. Chris’s response of: “You’ve been spending too much time with that

Candy bloke. All I want to know is how many units can I get on it!” puzzled me somewhat, so

I brought the discussion to a close.

We arrived at the site at Welwyn to see Steve Hollyoak and Tony Collins waiting by the

hoarding. After some quick handover photos and a moment to catch my breath we set off

again, heading towards Wheathampstead on the penultimate South East stage. Running

with Steve and Tony was fun, although I sometimes struggled to understand what Steve was

saying with his Geordie accent. I have therefore ordered a Rosetta Stone “Learn How to

Speak Geordie in 1 Week” language course to occupy my evenings before I get up to the

North East later in the month so that I can converse with the locals. We made good time

and got to Wheathampstead so that I could get on Ali Maruf’s bike for the final leg to

Stopsley.

I did wonder if Ali was going to turn up before dark as we waited by the road side, but at

least I had plenty of time to fill up on Candyman’s bananas and chocolate bars, together

with a refreshing Lucozade Sport. After an hour Ali arrived, and once Steve and Tony had

finished giving him a load of abuse for keeping them waiting (words I had never heard

before and didn’t understand) we headed off towards Stopsley. The journey was a pleasant

one, along a designated cycle route again and mostly off road until we got to Luton. I got

distracted by the planes coming over very low on their way into Luton Airport, and I think Ali

did too as we got lost in the middle of Luton. Even our support car couldn’t find us.

However, we made it out safely and found our way to Olympic Court, and a lovely welcome

from Emily Dewar – my guardian angel for the Midlands stretch.

After some final photos with Ali I bade a fond farewell to my South East friends. It had been

an exciting, intense and very enjoyable 6 days with them, during which I had seen some

amazing sights (and heard some amazing language but I didn’t understand that) and I will

remember the time very fondly.

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Emily made me a lovely cup of tea and a wonderful dinner of fresh Salmon (which I didn’t

have to scoop from the river for a change!!) and then tucked me into the cosy Guest Suite

for a well-earned night’s sleep. I drifted off dreaming of the adventures to come in the

Midlands....(and only woke up a couple of times with horrific images of my never-ending

hike up the A5 running through my head!). Best wishes to all, Mac”

Mac about to cross from SE to Midlands

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Day 11 – Midlands

Thursday 3rd May

Well after a couple of weeks of touring the lovely south East and South west regions I have

met some lovely people along the way and they have all taken such good care of me I had

finally arrived in the heart of England, home of Shakespeare, the jet engines, lace, car, watch

and shoe makers with rolling hills, meandering rivers, ancient woodland and a rich and

varied history.

My journey across the Midlands started on Thursday 3rd May at Olympic Court with Richard

Williams and Peter Alderman who got on their bikes in true British style and took me to

North Gate Court in Biggleswade, Bedfordshire. From here Kevin Lewenden and Martin

Mence in the Midlands design team took me on a bicycle made for two (yes a Tandem) to

Townsend Court in Rushden. I am just very glad their saddles have plenty of padding!

Roger Barnes the Midlands’ Land Manager, afer patiently waiting for me, took me for a

lengthy forty three mile cycle to St Rumbolds Court in Brackley. We were keeping an eye

out for prime land to buy along the way!

RMD Richard Williams and Peter Alderman prepare to leave Olympic Court

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Day 12

Friday 4th May

The next day saw me leave Brackley and head onto Foxhall Court, Banbury on horseback

with two fine ladies, Teresa Pickworth and Valerie Drew and all the way we will singing.

Ride a cock-horse to Banbury Cross,

To see a fine lady upon a white horse;

Rings on her fingers and bells on her toes,

And she shall have music wherever she goes

Of course the rings and bells are optional!!

Tom Freeman and Ian Plant were next to wear the yellow jersey (Barnardo’s T-shirt) on my

journey from Banbury to the Midlands Regional office where I shall be spending a long

weekend and helping in the office on the Monday. Anyone for tea?? I hear there’s always a

good selection of biscuits in the sales and marketing department!

Have a great weekend all my followers, and don't do anything I wouldn't do!

Teresa Pickworth and Valerie Drew

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Day 13, 14, 15 – Rest days

Saturday 5th, Sunday 6th and Monday 7th May – weekend and bank holiday

Day 16

Tuesday 8th May

Tuesday 8th May saw me out and about with Sinead Kelly and Janet Gardener who took me

across town on their bikes to Montes Court, with Scott Waistell and Mark Riddington

running in support although I was grateful for the extra Weetabix that morning to keep up

our energy levels.

Then it was over to team Coventry. Lots of lovely ladies from head office, who I have met

already during my stay there, Pollyanne, Jeanette, Emily, Sue, Marcia and Emma

were waiting for me at Montes Court and walked me into Kenilworth. We had a good chat

along the way. Emma promised that I could visit the construction site of the new Assisted

Living site on Southbank Road....and she kept her word!

My boots, high vis and hard hat were ready and waiting for me to have a good look around.

Andy Charlett and Ben Graham then picked me up from the site and took me yet again on

two wheels to Hathaway Court, Stratford upon Avon, home of the bard. Get those knees up

chaps!! To be or not to be that is the question?

To end the day, I then travelled 13 miles with Rachel Walsh to Pardoe Court in Studley,

Warwickshire.

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Lovely ladies from Coventry

On route to Warwickshire

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Day 17 – Final day in Midlands

Wednesday 9th May

From Pardoe Court we left Warwickshire into Shropshire - it was a two wheeled Lycra

festival with John Dally, Balwinder Singh Rai and Howard Prior as we headed towards

Farthings Court in Bridgnorth, with some of the hills here it was indeed extreme cycling!!

Many thanks to the guys from House to Home for supporting with their lovely McCarthy &

Stone removal van – and yummy sandwiches and cake.

Howard who I have met during my time in Coventry then continued with me and Jon

Richards onto Buttercross Court in Newport and Jeff Edwards was running 10 miles in

support.

My final 20 miles was then spent with my new best friend Howard and Finance Director

Richard Bryan heading on bikes to Brookes Court, Mill Street, Whitchurch.

Alas, before I knew it, it was then time to say goodbye to all my new friends in the Midlands

region as I headed north!!

Keeping up with the boys

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Day 18 Thursday 10th May

Hi everyone! Mac here again. Yabbadabbadoo – here we go again to a different region.

Really looking forward to seeing the North of England – never been here before. I’ve taken a

good look at the map and, as far as I can see, my fur should be safe; we’re not going near

any beaches and we’ll be using bridges to cross any water, so all’s good.

After a comfy night at Brookes Court in Whitchurch, taken care of by the construction guys, I

was introduced to my new friends from the Northern Region – Lisa Matthewson and Chris

Butt cycling with Fiona Brooks driving and Heather Lamb navigating.

We left Brookes Court in cloudy but warm weather (thankfully all the rain seemed to have

blown itself out last night). Speeding out into the countryside – Lisa and Chris certainly know

how to move – with the very pleasant breeze ruffling my fur was lovely. But, speak too soon,

we turned a bend and disaster struck! Our route was completely blocked by the deepest

flood I’ve ever seen! This was one thing none of us – particularly Heather, who planned the

route – had anticipated. We tried alternatives with no success and then I had a brainwave.

Chris and Lisa sat in the left hand passenger seats with the windows down and carried the

bike clear of the water while Fiona drove through with great care! Not sure how legal this is,

but it worked! I was cuddled in the car during this traumatic event! (My little heart was in

my mouth - I didn’t fancy repeating my adventures on the Thames.) But I needn’t have

worried – my scheme went like a dream.

We got to Beatty Court in Nantwich a little behind time, but in fine fettle and had more

photos taken than at a wedding!

Thanks to Lawrence Nelson, Geoff Shaw and Ann Wake for their hospitality. After a well-

earned rest we carried on to The Limes in Lymm – with no incidents this time. I just heard on

the radio that the real Olympic flame was lit today in Greece – surely a good omen for the

rest of the day? (I then heard that they’d had a little problem when the flame went out and

had to be reignited, so at least we know that others can have hiccups as well…)

Thanks to Chris Gaskell for some much needed refreshments!

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It was then just a little hop to Speakman Court in Altrincham. Even the rain didn’t spoil the

party as we arrived back safely (Chris even said that he was grateful for the shower as it

cooled him down!)

Final stretch – just a couple of miles to Altrincham Regional Office and a well-earned rest!

Night night! See you tomorrow…

Lisa Matthewson and Chris Butt outside Brookes Court in Whitchurch.

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Day 19

Friday, 11th May

Morning everyone! Look who I found at Altrincham!

We had a lovely evening together – it was great to have some fellow bear company. And no

– before you ask – we are just very good friends! (What do you take me for?)

No rest for the wicked! Within minutes we had said our (tearful) goodbyes and I was

introduced to my new mates for the first part of the day – Sarah Jamison and Cliff de

Carteret cycling, Graham Day driving, and Heather Lamb navigating. But before we left there

was time for a photo shoot with another of my overnight friends – Marie Fetherston.

The first part of the day was just a short hop to Michael Court in Sale – where the House

Manager Deborah Bayliss had made a cake in my honour! Michael Court is lovely and even

at this early hour I had plenty of encouragement. From the left: Kay Cook, Ann Wake, Jill

McShane, Sarah Jamison, Cliff de Carteret and Graham Day. I was as popular as ever with

the residents!

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I had to be prised away so that we could continue to Vernon Court in Offerton. We made

such good progress that I had time to take two reservations and help a resident move in!

Even though it was raining nothing could dampen our party!

This was our first real challenge of the day – there are some deceptive hills between

Stockport and Hyde! Thankfully, Julie Marrow (House Manager at Enfield) was ready with

some refreshments. And my new cyclists for the afternoon – Bryony and Lorna – arrived in

good time to get stocked up with goodies before what was anticipated to be the very

hardest part of the day – Hyde to Lindley, over the first part of the Pennines! Bryony Lee,

Lorna Jackson, Sarah Jamison and Cliff de Carteret at Enfield Court.We had time for Ann to

cut the cake…

Which everyone at Enfield enjoyed… We just need to get to the top of that one... (the big

one!) No problem...

Unbelieveably we made fantastic time to Sykes Court and I was met by a lovely ‘welcoming

committee’. The residents fought over where I was to sleep, but in the end (and probably

because I was becoming a little – how shall I put this delicately? – ‘aromatic’ after my

adventures) I was made very comfortable in the guest suite for the weekend. I think I’ll have

a really good kip, watch the television, catch up with some friends (who will be really jealous

of my trip and all the attention) and get ready for Monday morning. Got to be bright eyed

and bushy tailed – I’m with the boss then! Night night!

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Day 20 & 21 – weekend Saturday 12th May and Sunday 13th May – Weekend break

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Day 22 Monday 14th May

The journey through the North East starts at Sykes Court, Lindley. Steve Secker, Northern

RMD and Chris Watson, Regional Land Director take the baton!

The end of day one, well done to the guys for taking Mac through Yorkshire and Andrew Tute & James Baker for providing back up!

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Day 23 Tuesday 15th May 2012

Here we go again! This time my new friends are James and David from House to Home – and

we’ve got a very posh support vehicle, as you’ll see! James is taking this very seriously – or

not – see what you think!

Bye bye York! Thanks for looking after me and the great send off. Next stop Hollis Court –

with some very variable weather along the way!

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A little wet and weary, we arrived in Malton – and what a welcome! Now, if you asked me

what my favourite food was...

But mustn’t have too much – there’s a lot of work still to be done... These guys sure know

how to keep on the right side of a bear! We even did some sunbathing in the afternoon!

James is certainly a fast mover – we even had time for some sight-seeing! And then we

arrived, tired but happy, at Malpas Court in Northallerton.

What a fantastic day! I’m going for some well-earned kip! I think James and David (and

everyone else involved) deserve the biggest gold medals the Olympics can muster!

Nite nite and see you all tomorrow.

These guys sure know how to keep on the right side of a bear!

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Day 24 Wednesday 16th May 2012

I’m feeling a little emotional – my last full day with the Northern Region. Thanks to everyone

– it’s been the adventure of a lifetime and I can’t believe how many friends I’ve made.

Talking of which, I have some more new ones... Taffy, Aaron and Richard looking after me

on the bikes and Anthony & Caroline in the support car.

Taffy did the honours as we left Northallerton, waving madly at all who gave us a great

send-off from Malpas Court.

We zoomed ahead – and managed to lose Anthony and Caroline (cheeky Anthony suggested

we’d stopped for some sneaky shopping in the market – the nerve... I take my role very

seriously you know!) before we were caught again just outside Northallerton as we passed

Aaron and Richard.

Making excellent time we swapped over in a convenient layby... Aaron took me until we

were nearly in Darlington when Caroline insisted we should stop for some refreshments.

Then Richard took me between Darlington and Chester-le-Street. We took one wrong turn

but soon got back onto the right route! And so we arrived at Cestrian Court in Chester-le-

Street where Lesley and the House Manager Pauline gave us some very welcome cake and

drinks.

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There was also an ambulance at Cestrian Court when we arrived – thankfully NOT for us,

just patient transport! (I have to say I wouldn’t have minded a bit of TLC for my fur, which

was caught in the cable tie, but no major surgery needed!) Now take a look at what I saw

next... one heck of an impressive Angel of the North. Made me feel quite small – one could

even say ‘bearly’ there! We then skirted Newcastle and fetched up, tired and aching but

very happy, at Henderson Court in Ponteland. More food! More drink! More fuss – in fact,

just what I would call the bear necessities of being on a trip like this one! Thanks, Sandy,

Catherine and Lesley – and all the staff at Henderson Court – who realised that I needed

sustenance at every possible opportunity!

Well, folks, it’s a fond farewell to the Northern Region. I’ve had a wonderful – and at times

exciting – time. I’d heard about the legendary northern friendliness, but not about all the

different characters and dialects – brilliant fun! And I didn’t realise how fantastic and varied

the scenery is ‘up North’!

A million thanks to ALL my new found friends – I’m sure we’ll meet again!

Now, literally, onwards and UPwards to the Scottish Region. (Another accent to master!)

Bye for now – Mac xxx

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Day 25

Thursday 17th May 2012

Well, today was one of my busiest days yet! Heather & I were up bright and early this

morning to make the final (short) part of the journey to join the Scottish team. It was yet

another dreich day (Claire says I have to learn the lingo to fit in up here!) and we had to

spend the first half hour of the day posing for photographs in the rain, despite my

vociferous protests that I’ve had quite enough of hanging around in the rain, thank you very

much!

In addition to my chagrin at the weather conditions, you might have noticed that I’ve had a

bit of a costume change - as soon as I arrived across the border, I was robbed of my shorts

and forced to put on a kilt! I’m assured that it looks fantastic and I’m sure to attract the

ladies as a true Scotsman but I have to tell you, I felt a bit of a chill while we were doing the

photographs!

First photocall of the day at the Scottish Border with Claire Dunlop, Heather Lamb (Northern Region), and my two cyclists for the day, Kevin Ferris & Tony McGale

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At last the photos were done and it was time to set off. Kevin and Tony were anxious to get

on their bikes and get going - after all, we had to get all the way to Hamilton by the end of

the day! So I was secured in my little backpack and off we went. If I thought it was cold in

the kilt doing the photographs, riding along the A75 on a bike was FREEZING!

We made good time in getting to our first stop, The Granary Mews in Dumfries, where the

residents and staff had tea, coffee, cakes and biscuits waiting for us. It was a relief to get out

of the rain - Kevin & Tony put their jackets in the tumble dryer for 20 minutes to dry off

while they were having some tea. I tried to sneak away to hop in with them but Claire

caught me and said I had to stay to have more photographs with the residents. They were a

really friendly and very generous bunch, donating £160 to our fund!

I was dreading going out in the rain again but there were still 70 miles to go so I was soon

back in my backpack and on the road again. We headed along the A701 then joined the old

M74 road which took us up through Moffat onto Abington. I was assured by the lads that in

normal conditions it was a very scenic area but in this weather it was hard to tell where we

were, never mind if it was picturesque!

We took a short break at Abington and then it was back on the bikes. I was beginning to

resent our support driver Michael in his warm and dry car when we set off again, even

though he was doing a great job supplying us with soup and making sure we stuck to the

correct route in the horrendous weather conditions.

As we travelled up through South Lanarkshire, the guys seemed to pick up some speed. I

noticed signs for Lesmahagow and Larkhall but didn’t get a good look at these places - they

were just a rainy blur! I’m told it was probably for the best and I’m not about to argue, I was

quite happy to get to our final destination as quickly as possible.

We arrived at Lauder Court in Hamilton just after 5pm, a mere 7 hours after leaving Gretna!

Claire was waiting to greet us and we had a quick photograph then retired to the warmth of

the car. A great days work from Kevin and Tony; if all of the Scottish team are that devoted,

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we ought to be in Forres in no time! We travelled 93.5 miles in some of the worst weather

conditions yet - I think that’s well worth a beer or two!

At last! We made it to the finish line at Lauder Court, Hamilton! Half a bottle of beer and I was ready for bed!

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Day 26 Friday 18th May 2012

It was another miserable start to the day today – and I’m not just talking about the weather!

Claire ‘wasnae half crabbit’ this morning when we got up! I waited until she had cheered up

a bit before asking what today’s schedule was like. With just 14 miles to cover, it certainly

looked a lot easier than yesterday!

We drove out to East Kilbride to pick up father and daughter team John and Laura Closs and

then headed out to Hamilton to the starting line. Proving that it is possible for Land &

Planning to work together in harmony, we enjoyed a lovely (and chilly!) 7 mile walk over the

back roads between Hamilton & East Kilbride. We had clearer weather today and I enjoyed

the scenery over the Clyde Valley much more at this slower pace.

Just as I was thinking that this was definitely the best part of my Scottish journey so far,

John & Laura made a decision that made things even better – a roll and square sausage and

tatty scone! Oh I was such a happy bear! We scoffed our rolls then hit the road again,

determined to make it to our destination before 12 noon. I had heard that Carol the sales

consultant at Kittoch Court in East Kilbride had the best selection of sweets and biscuits in

her sales office so I was keen to get there and sample a few. We were given a fantastic

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greeting from the residents when we arrived – I got a steaming cup of tea and a selection of

cakes when we arrived, and plenty of cuddles as well! I even met a new friend who was also

called Mac! He claims to be the original Mac the Bear so I let him believe that but as we all

know, I’m the original and best Mac!

The first leg over, it was time to get moving onto Giffnock with a team of 5 women – well,

once they all arrived, that was! Claire, Suzanne, Michelle, Sheenagh and Lesley eventually

got there and we were off, running the 7 miles to Scotland’s first Assisted Living

development, Hilltree Court in Giffnock. The wet weather continued despite reliable

predictions from the resident Sales & Marketing weather woman Denise that it would

brighten up. Spirits were high in spite of the rain and we made excellent progress through

East Kilbride towards Busby.

We made it to Clarkston in good time and spotted a Barnardo’s shop on the road. Sheenagh

and I popped in and convinced the store manager to pose for a photo with us. He looked

very smart next to the rest of us in our dishevelled, damp state!

We carried on – our destination wasn’t far now and the girls were getting tired but we soon

arrived in Giffnock and were on the home stretch. We all gave a mighty cheer when we

spotted the McCarthy & Stone crane in the distance and it spurred us on for the last stretch.

We rounded the corner to the site, expecting (and hoping) to find the site team waiting for

us with a glass of champers but sadly, we were disappointed. Soaked through and

exhausted, we took our final photos, gave ourselves a pat on the back and headed for

home. Another successful day – well done to all!

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The finish line! Five ladies in need of a large glass of wine

Days 27 & 28 Saturday 19th and Sunday 20th May 2012

I woke up on Saturday feeling very cheerful – no travelling today and I was staying with

Claire for the weekend so I could relax and enjoy before the final week… or so I thought.

Unfortunately for me, it seemed that Claire had other ideas. She said there was plenty of

work to be done in her flat and it was great to have an extra pair of hands for the weekend

so I was soon put to work hanging out the washing and doing the ironing!

After a hard day’s housework, I managed to talk her into taking me to the pub on Saturday

night for a few sherbets! I was delighted to be out and very much enjoyed meeting some

new people, although I must have been very tired as the last thing I remember is sipping my

pint contentedly by the bar. Much to my shock, I woke with a strange bear in my bed on

Sunday morning! Oh dear…

Of course, Claire had no sympathy for me and set me to work in the garden this time as it

was such a lovely day. Shocked though I was to see the sunshine, it was the last thing on my

mind as I worked off my hangover pulling up weeds and treating the paths!

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At last all the work was done and we had some time to enjoy the sunshine (as I feared it

might not last long!). Satisfied that I had paid my dues after my embarrassing behaviour on

Saturday night, Claire eventually took pity of me and went off to make a lovely pasta dinner

in preparation for Monday’s walking and running. One week to go!

Day 29 Monday 21st May 2012

No Monday Blues this morning for me – we’re into the final week and I couldn’t be happier!

Although we’ve still got more than 200 miles to go, it’s a great feeling to know that we’re so

close to the finish. To make things even better, the weather was dry and the forecast was

good.

After my not so relaxing weekend at Claire’s, I was keen to get on the road again and with

that in mind, we headed straight to Giffnock to meet up with Sheena, Lesley, Andrew and a

surprise participant who looked more bovine than human, if you know what I mean! Mel

the site manager at Hilltree Court, Giffnock was really getting into the spirit of things by

dressing up as a cow!

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We were scheduled to walk the 3.5 miles from the site over to the Glasgow Office, a

leisurely start to the week. We got plenty of attention as we made our way out of Giffnock

through the south side of Glasgow – obviously I was making an impression with my kilt…!

Either that or people were wondering why there was a fully grown man dressed as a cow

wandering the streets on a Monday morning!

Anyway as the weather was so nice, the girls decided to take a detour into Pollok Park and

have a wee go on the swings! I was thoroughly enjoying this section so far, if only John &

Laura had been there to take me for another roll & sausage, I’d have been bear-y happy! We

played in the park for a bit then swung by to have a look at the Burrell Collection before

getting back on track… or so we thought!

Once we got back on the road, it became apparent that we had taken a wrong turn

somewhere along the way and we weren’t quite on track! Nonetheless, we made good time

onwards to the office, having added an extra couple of miles onto the total. We got a lovely

greeting from the office staff, although it took them a while to offer me a cup of tea as they

were too busy admiring Mel’s costume! I’m a very hard-working bear you know, I need

sustenance!

I was looking forward to a bit of a rest this afternoon as we weren’t due to leave for

Pitlochry until tomorrow, so I was just kicking back to relax when I noticed that Claire had

her trainers on and was chatting with Sheenagh and Tricia about what time we were

leaving! Alarmed, I pulled Claire to one side to ask what was going on and she said that since

we had no plans for the afternoon, we were going to give the guys a head start for Tuesday

and head to the Erskine Bridge, 10 miles away! Not happy at this change of plan, I grumbled

a bit but I was soon packed into my backpack and hoisted onto Sheenagh’s back. It was a

beautiful day so I suppose I shouldn’t have complained – it’s about time we had some

sunshine!

So off we went, jogging at a steady pace towards Govan. I got quite excited when I spotted

the STV and BBC Scotland buildings down by the River Clyde – I thought perhaps I might

make the lunchtime news feature but the girls had other ideas and carried on down the

riverside into the West End of Glasgow.

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It seemed to take a long time to get through the next section – it was all very industrial and

a bit depressing to tell you the truth. Claire and I had sore legs from all our hard work in the

garden on Sunday so we slowed down a bit letting Sheenagh and Tricia take the lead – they

powered on and we were soon into Yoker and Clydebank, where we spotted an ideal way to

save my poor legs and get to our destination quickly! Me & Sheenagh get trollied!

We made it through Clydebank and were onto the final stretch, along the Forth & Clyde

Canal to reach the Erskine Bridge. It was a very pretty section of the run, especially after our

trip through all the industrial areas! We spotted the bridge in the distance and it wasn’t long

before the end was in sight. Tricia reached the finish line first and Sheenagh, Claire and I

joined her before long. We enjoyed a short spell soaking up the sunshine and replenishing

our energy levels before Brian arrived to take us home. Another 14 miles done, and it’s all

go tomorrow as I get back on a bike and head for Pitlochry!

Arrived at last – with Andrew, Moo-el McKee, Sheena and Lesley.

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Day 30 Tuesday 22nd May

It was another good start to the day today, the weather was fine and the forecast was good.

Today I was travelling with Jason, John & David from the Erskine Bridge to Strathyre, the

halfway point on our journey to Pitlochry. I was very much looking forward to being in the

company of men again after spending the majority of the last few days surrounded by a

gaggle of women!

We hit the road and made good time to our first checkpoint in Drymen, close to Loch

Lomond, stopping briefly to fuel up with some Irn Bru – it’s delicious, you know! We had to

keep hydrated as it was getting very warm already – I was glad I’d put some sun-cream on

before we left! If only I had thought to bring my sunglasses…

The scenery was really beautiful as we continued north towards Aberfoyle – this was the

life! I think this is the best weather I’ve seen so far – who could have predicted it? We

travelled through quite a lot of forest, which gave us some welcome protection from the

heat of the sun for a while. We reached our next checkpoint and stopped to have our

packed lunches there at David Marshall Lodge, by Aberfoyle. Enjoying the sunshine, some

tasty sandwiches and a well deserved rest for our poor legs, we were joined by a surprise

4th cyclist – Design Director Mike Vipond, who promptly bear-napped me to take even more

photos!

It was great to have some extra resources on the next part of our journey as we had reached

the Duke’s Pass, a very difficult and windy stretch of road. The guys did an admirable job – it

was a tough part of the journey and I had to take my hat off to them when we reached the

other side and the banks of Loch Achray.

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Lunchtime

The last section heading towards Strathyre was yet more beautiful scenery but it was

getting late in the afternoon and we were all tiring. So much so, in fact, that we had a small

collision involving Mike and a large bale of hay! This cheered us all up, in spite of poor

Mike’s embarrassment and we were spurred on for the final stretch. When we arrived at

our destination at last, John had the right idea and headed straight for the river! I soon

joined him for a paddle to cool down; it was the highlight of the day!

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Having a quick dip to cool down at the finish line!

We settled in the garden at Mike’s country house for a cup of coffee before Jason, John &

David had to leave to head home. Much to my delight, I was staying with Mike for the night

before setting off with him and Ian in the morning for Pitlochry. I really hope there’s no

housework to do…

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Day 31 Wednesday 23rd May 2012

Another sunny day dawned at Strathyre and we were up early to get ready to get back on

our bikes and hit the road. John, our support driver, arrived with Ian just after nine o’clock

and we were soon on our way, after a delicious bacon roll of course – the breakfast of

champions!

So we headed to Loch Earn, making good progress and I took advantage of a brief stop to

top up my tan (we’re in Scotland after all – who knows when the sun will shine again?!). I

wasn’t allowed to sunbathe for long though, Mike and Ian were soon back on the road

heading for Killin, on the south west bank of Loch Tay. We stopped at the Falls of Dochart

for some pictures - as you can see, in this weather, it really is picturesque!

The temperature was creeping upwards by this time and as we set of along the south bank

of Loch Tay, it was clear that this was going to be a challenging section of the journey. Both

Ian and Mike pushed on, heroically making it to Kenmore in excellent time considering the

hilly territory! We stopped there for a well earned lunch and I made a new friend – Buddy

the golden retriever!

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After lunch, I was a bit concerned that Ian wasn’t going to make it back on his bike – he was

lying on the grass and appeared to be bear-ly conscious! He soon perked up when Mike & I

promised him a cold pint at the finish line and we were on the road again. We were now

more than halfway there and even the news that it was the hottest day of the year so far

couldn’t distract us from reaching our destination. Our next pit stop was by Castle Menzies,

close to Aberfeldy, and it looked very grand indeed – just the type of place for a bear like

me!

We were all extremely hot and getting tired by the time we had our next rest stop by the

rapids at Grandtully but we were into our last 10 miles so after a brief stop and a few

photographs, we pushed on, determined to reach Pitlochry by 5pm. We’d heard there was a

group of residents there waiting to welcome us and we were hopeful of some tasty treats

too!

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We rolled into Pitlochry and arrived at Fishersview Court at ten past 5, a fine achievement

considering the 27: heat! We received an extremely warm welcome from the residents and

at long last we were able to have seat and enjoy the evening sunshine in the lovely gardens

at the development. Mike & Ian had done themselves proud and enjoyed a well deserved

pint before heading back to Glasgow with John. Meanwhile, I was left with the residents to

enjoy a quiet night in the Experience Apartment before starting the final stage of my

journey tomorrow. It’s hard to believe that there are just 2 days to go! Days 32 & 33 Thursday 24th & Friday 25th May

I can’t believe it but it’s the final leg – we’re on our way to Forres! I was picked up from

Fishersview Court this morning by my two escorts Kevin and Jeremy. We were scheduled to

travel 70 miles to Grantown on Spey, where we would meet up with the rest of the team for

my final night (!) in Scotland before heading onto Forres in the morning.

I’d heard through the grapevine that Fishersview Court was hosting a Jubilee Tea Party that

day, and when Rhoda arrived I spotted some delicious looking cakes but alas, it was not to

be! After a short spell of circling the area, trying to decide which direction to go in (north,

anyone?), we were off and Willie, our support driver, had disappeared back into Fishersview

Court for his first of many cups of coffee!

It was another beautiful sunny day and the countryside was stunning as we followed the

cycle route alongside the A9, through the Cairngorms up to the Drumochter Summit, which

peaks at 457m above sea level! I’m glad I wasn’t pedalling, I can tell you!

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Heading through the Drumochter Pass – I was feeling a bit dishevelled already!

We had a brief stop for coffee and a scone courtesy of Willie, who was enjoying his journey

a little bit too much if you ask me! Once I’m done with this relay I think I’ll become a buyer –

it sounds like lots of lovely lunches and days out!

We covered our last section in good time and soon arrived at our stopping point for the day

in Grantown on Spey. Sweating, parched and utterly ravenous, we spotted our car in the car

park and set off to look for Willie – unfortunately it soon transpired that he had absconded

to enjoy the sunshine! I was most unhappy – we had stashed some sandwiches in the car

and although I could see them, we couldn’t get to them and they were rapidly going off in

the heat. Just when I was a paw away from a full sized tantrum, Willie arrived back quite

nonchalantly to ask what all the fuss was about!

Eventually we were fed and watered and everyone agreed to retire for a brief rest (not that

Willie needed it!) before we were joined by other colleagues for the evening. We were

sitting in the hotel garden having a drink before dinner when we were joined by a couple of

familiar faces from the South East region! David and Annalie had flown up to see me cross

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the finish line at Forres – I was really pleased that they had come all this way! There were 10

of us in total for dinner and what a lovely evening we had…

Soon we had finished a few bottles of wine and the band started up. I was amused to see so

many tourists attempting to ceilidh dance, until Claire & Michael got me up to have a go!

Things seemed to get a bit hazy after that – we had a few more drinks and before I knew it,

it was the end of the night and the band were playing Auld Lang Syne! The finish line was

the last thing on my mind as I contemplated what to have for a nightcap…

Wine, whisky, beer… my choices were endless! My head was spinning from all the ceilidh

dancing so I should probably have been sensible and had some water but as it was my last

chance I had to sample a bit of everything!

I think the phrase is “drunk as a skunk”

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Needless to say, I found it quite difficult to get up the next morning but after a delicious

cooked breakfast I was once again raring to go. We were all quite excited as we got ready to

leave for the very last time. Just 26 miles to go and it would all be over – I could hardly

believe it!

We set off, with Willie once again as our support driver (perhaps a risky decision but we had

Steve the RMD with us today, so hopefully he would be on his best behaviour!). The

weather was slightly overcast but it made for much more pleasant cycling conditions so we

weren’t complaining too much. The sun came out briefly as we made our way towards

Forres and we stopped for a picture at a very unusual landmark!

As we made the final approach, I could see a small crowd had gathered at the development

to welcome us. We crossed the finish line to a loud cheer – it was quite a strange feeling to

think I have come over 1300 miles to reach this point!

After the final photocall, we had a celebration in the residents’ lounge with some lovely

leftover baking from the Jubilee Party as well as some even lovelier fizz to toast our success.

Claire announced the running total including offline donations and I was delighted to hear

that we had raised over £15,000!

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Before I knew it, it was time to pack up and leave. I was flying back with Jeremy and heading

for Bournemouth to have my post-relay interview.

I’ve had a fantastic time in all the regions and I really enjoyed my final week in Scotland,

especially as it coincided with the best weather of the whole relay! I’ve been amazed and

proud by what some people have done in the name of Barnardo’s, and the limits they have

pushed themselves to. I’d like to say a huge WELL DONE to everyone listed below:

Kevin Ferris,Tony McGale,John Closs,Laura Closs,Sheenagh Gray,Lesley Buchanan,Michelle

Ritchie,Suzanne McElhiney,Claire Dunlop,Sheena Watson,Andrew Nicoll,Lesley MacKay,Tricia

Leslie,Jason Steele,Mel McKee,David Halliday,John Russell,Ian Osborne,Michael

McDonald,Jeremy Osborne,Steve Wiseman

I’d also like to give a very special mention to Mike Vipond, Design Director in Scotland, who

gave 100% of his support to helping to organise the relay and who (quite literally) fell at the

final hurdle and couldn’t be with us at the finish line. Hope that arm heals soon Mike, and

thank you very much for all your help!

Well done again to everyone. Signing off for the last time….

Yours,

Mac the Bear X

Relay ends in Forres, Scotland

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Mac the Bear Interview Interviewer: Welcome back to Bournemouth Mac. It’s good to see you here in one piece although, I hope you don’t mind me saying, you have brought a slight aroma into the room with you. Mac: Well, how on earth do you think you would smell if you’d spent the last 5 weeks stuffed down peoples’ t-shirts, on the edge of a bike, or on the front of a canoe? Interviewer: No, you’re quite right Mac, it has been a very strenuous journey for you. Have you enjoyed yourself? Mac: Well, that depends on what your definition of enjoyment means. I don’t think you quite understand how many miles I travelled each day, and the conditions in which the Relay took place. We averaged 40 miles per day, although the furthest was 92 miles, and apart from the odd weekend, I had no time off at all. Interviewer: So, was the weather the biggest problem? Mac: It wasn’t so much that the weather was the problem, it was the fact I was totally unprepared for the extremes that I faced. I was expecting bright clear days in Devon and Cornwall, where instead I had 4°C and rain and I was expecting wet and cloudy days in Scotland, where in fact I had 27°C and 14 hours of sunshine. I wouldn’t have minded, but I hadn’t had my summer haircut and with the kilt, sporran and my fur, 27°C for 14 hours makes a bear sweat in the most uncomfortable places. Have you ever had to deal with matted body hair? Interviewer: Errrr no, and I don’t think I want to go into that now. So what were the highlights of trip for you? Mac: Well, there really are almost too many to mention. There were a number of times when I was told what we were going to do the next day and I thought to myself “there’s no chance of that happening” and then found myself doing exactly as had been predicted. For example, when the trip down the Thames was proposed, I thought there was more chance of me winning the Lottery than actually canoeing all the way to London Bridge. That day was truly unbelievable and I saw sights that I never thought I would have the chance to see. The final week in Scotland with such good weather, also meant that I saw the Highlands at their best and I know that the cyclists with me also felt the same. Interviewer: And what sort of reaction were you getting as you made your way across the country? Mac: Well, that for me has been the real bonus of the Relay – whether it’s been staff members or residents, everyone has been so pleased to see me. I’ve had women fighting over me, residents arguing over who was going to look after me overnight, and I’ve even had staff taking me out down the pub at the weekend. I did fear, when I agreed to this, that I may end up left in a few Sales Offices or, even worse, a car boot, but no, not once did this happen. I have been well and truly looked after and I would like to thank everyone who has looked after me over the course of the Relay. In particular, I would like to thank Nuala, in the London Office, who washed my clothes for me, and Claire in Scotland for the Scottish attire for the week. I would also give the award for the best cake to Michael Court in the Northern Region, who really pushed the boat out. I believe you have seen it on my blog.

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Interviewer: Yes, the blog has been essential reading for the whole of the Company. It has been quite noticeable that you’ve been well fed on tea, cakes and sandwiches. Mac: Which part of 40 miles per day do you not understand? All of these delightful indulgences were needed to keep my energy levels up. Interviewer: Mac, you appear a bit touchy – are you sure you’re feeling ok? Mac: I’ll be honest; I’m still suffering from the whisky I drank on Thursday night in Grantown on Spey. Me and whisky do not mix well, in fact me and any sort of drink do not mix! Interviewer: So Mac, the good news is that at the end of your Relay we had raised £14,682.00, although I know there is more sponsorship money to come in and that you are hoping to get over £15,000. Mac: Indeed I am. It has been a great effort and it was the thought of all the money being raised that kept me going. Interviewer: So what are your plans now? Mac: Well, as you know, I am off on my holidays this weekend with Winnie, Rupert, Paddington and 2 late comers - Yogi and Boo-Boo. It should be one messy picnic! I do need to do some holiday clothes shopping as I’m getting some very strange looks in Bournemouth dressed in a kilt and Tam o’ Shanter. Interviewer: So, if I was to suggest you might do this again next year what would you say? Mac: Don’t get me wrong, it has been the most wonderful 5 weeks. I have seen some great sights, made some fantastic new friends, but please, I am begging you, do not ask me to do anything like this again. Interviewer: Oh Mac, that’s a real pity because I had this idea of sailing round the British Isles. Mac: I suggest you keep your ideas to yourself! Interviewer: Well, I know I speak on behalf of everyone when I say thank you for joining us over the course of the last 5 weeks and that everyone has enjoyed it just as much as you did.

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Mac reports on the final donations total success

I returned to my sun lounger to see several missed calls from Homelife House. After 3 weeks

of island hopping around the Balearics I had started to erase the memory of my wet and

windswept Relay with you all in April and May. In fact, I hear the weather hasn’t improved

much since!

My saddle sores have finally healed and my fur has returned to a sun-kissed, golden tan

colour, therefore I did have an element of dread as I phoned in to find out what could be so

urgent. But it was absolutely fantastic news regarding the total amount of money raised.

I am extremely proud to say that now all the donations are in and counted, including Ali’s trip

to Borneo, we have raised £20,002.80 (£18,621.52 + Gift Aid). This is an unbelievable

achievement and is double our original target. I know that I have said it before, but thank you

all so much for your participation and support. It really has been a great event for the

Company.

So that is definitely it for me now, I am switching my phone off as its 30°C here and the San

Miguels are going down a treat!

Adios amigos.

Mac

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