Lookit mah pony. my pony is amazing.

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TOP TEN REASONS PONIES ROCK!!!!!!!!! Ponies are horses. Look at that horse. That horse is amazing. Horses are amazing. Ponies are like Horses. Therefor logic dictates that Ponies are amazing. Ponies don’t eat people. Some people eat people. Bears eat people. Think about it. They are ruled by a Queen. Canadians are ruled by a Queen. Therefore and thusly Ponies are Canadian. This one time at Band Camp. Bears ated all the cheesies. Ponies beat up the bears and saved all the junk food! Ponies fought for Skyrim Ponies Hate Macs Ponies voted for Obama Many Ponies died to bring this Powerpoint Plan to us Ponies are the 99% Ponies created Linux. Ponies will give you really good grade for a really bad project Ponies don’t care that you can’t count to Ten.

Transcript of Lookit mah pony. my pony is amazing.

TOP TEN REASONS PONIES ROCK!!!!!!!!!

Ponies are horses. Look at that horse. That horse is amazing. Horses are amazing. Ponies are like Horses. Therefor logic dictates that Ponies are

amazing. Ponies don’t eat people. Some people eat people. Bears eat people. Think

about it.They are ruled by a Queen. Canadians are ruled by a Queen. Therefore

and thusly Ponies are Canadian.This one time at Band Camp. Bears ated all the cheesies. Ponies beat up

the bears and saved all the junk food!Ponies fought for Skyrim

Ponies Hate MacsPonies voted for Obama

Many Ponies died to bring this Powerpoint Plan to usPonies are the 99%

Ponies created Linux. Ponies will give you really good grade for a really bad project

Ponies don’t care that you can’t count to Ten.

Why Ponies are Awesome Part Three

Unfortunately they really really suck at fixing cars.

Why Ponies Rock Part Deux

Ponies are actually how the internet runs. Everything you have ever known is a lie.

Ponies account for every three lives out of four saved.

Ponies invented Insulin to combat disease.

If you were paying attention and know the history of Insulin you will actually get that. Don’t Worry. I’m as scared as you are about this one.

I accidentally a Pony

Why Did the Pony Cross the road? To get his marks. Why did the Pony eat the pizza? Because he was

Italian. Why did the Pony request time off work? So it could

help write a technical report that’s due on APRIL 13TH.

If you can read this please pay more attention to Ponies.

How can you deny it?

This is the End. You can stop pretending you aren’t asleep now.