Listening Ielts 8 - 1

8/13/2019 Listening Ielts 8 - 1

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48 North Avenue

WS6 2YH

01674553242

drink(s)

pianist/piano player

10.50 4

50%


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1.30

25 December/ Christmas day

car-park/ parking lot

45

some tables


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1) What part of the body has the most rhythm?

2) Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?

3) What odd number becomes even whenbeheaded?(Seven...(s/even))

4) Why is the letter E like London? (Because E is the capital ofEngland)

5) What lives on its own substance and dies when it devoursitself? (A candle)

6) "The beginning of eternityThe end of time and spaceThe beginning of every end,

And the end of every place." (The letter "e")

7) "I never was, am always to be,No one ever saw me, nor ever will

And yet I am the confidence of allTo live and breathe on this terrestrial ball." (Tomorrow)

8) "At night they come without being fetched,And by day they are lost without being stolen." (Stars)

(The eardrums)

(Because he was dead)


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11) Who is closer to you, your mom or your dad? (Mom is closer because

dad is "farther".)

13) What month do soldiers hate? (March)

14) What clothing is always sad? (Blue jeans)

15) Why is an empty purse always the same? (There is no change in it.)

17) Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe? (They don't want to be hot-dogs.)

18) Why shouldn't you lose your temper? (No one else wants it.)

19) What kind of running means walking? (Running out of gas)

20) What stays hot even if put in a refrigerator? (Pepper)


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21) What can't be used unless broken? (Eggs)

22) What makes opening piano so hard? (All the keys are inside.)23) What two words contain thousands of letters? (Post office)

24) What do you get if you cross stereo and fridge? (Very cool music)

25) What has nothing but a head and a tail? (A coin)

26) Why is 10 x 10 = 1000 like your left eye? (It's not right.)

27) What did the big chimney say to the little chimney while

working? (You are too young to smoke.)28) How do we know the ocean is friendly? (It waves.)

29) Why should we never ask balloons for advice? (They are full of hot

air.)

30) What has three hands but only one face? (A clock)


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31) Which can move faster, heat or cold? (Heat, because you catch cold)

32) What weather do mice and rats fear? (When it is raining cats and dogs)33) Who always drives his customers away? (A taxi driver)

34) Who will be your real friend, a poor friend or a rich one? (A poor friend,

because a friend in need is a friend indeed)

35) Why did the banker keep looking up at the sky? (To see if there is any

change in the sky)

36) What is the longest word in the English language? (Smile, because thereis a mile between the beginning and the end of it)

37) Why is the letter E so important? (Because it's the beginning of

everything)

38) Why is the letter R absolutely necessary to friendship? (Without it, a

friend will become a fiend)

39) What can you tell from Peter's record card with extremely poorgrades? (He didn't cheat.)

40) What has four fingers and a thumb but no flesh and bone? (A glove)


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41) Who goes around all day in a car with his bag full of

money? (A bus conductor)42) Mouse fell of a 1000-step stair and was not hurt. Why? (He fell

off the last step.)

43) Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired? (Santa

Claus)

44) What do your drop when you need it and take back when you

don't? (An anchor)45) What is higher without a head than with a head? (A pillow)

46) When can you have something and nothing at the same time

in your pocket? (When there is a hole in it)

47) Where can you always find money? (In the dictionary)

48) "Railroad crossing, look out for the cars." Can you spell it

without any R's?(I-t)49) Why do fish live in water? (Cats can't swim.)

50) What kind of party do prisoners like? (A going-away party)


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FG

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E


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C

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12,000

horses

caves


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surface

environment

Impact/effect

urban

problems

images

patterns


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distortion(s)

traffic

weather

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