LIST OF SONGS - koeneckelaw.com and Skits B… · Web viewCoffee In That Lady’s Lap “Coffee...

LIST OF SONGSBAR NONE

BAR NONE X

Bar None Song Title To the Tune of: Bar None Lyrics by:

Addicted to Law “Addicted to Love,” as performed by Robert Palmer

Dyche, Scott

Be Our Guest “Be Our Guest” from Beauty and the Beast

Rubenstein, Ken

Jobless “Homeless,” as performed by Paul Simon

Bragalone, Jeff

Makin’ Partner “Makin’ Whoopee” Rubenstein, Ken

If We Had Aggie J.D.s “Officer Krupke” from West Side Story

Rubenstein, Ken

Write Me a Brief “Piano Man,” as performed by Billy Joel

Rubenstein, Ken

Respect “Respect,” as performed by Aretha Franklin

Hebert, Suzanne

Undecided “Reunited,” as performed by Peaches and Herb

Rubenstein, Ken

Can’t Hurry Law “Stop, in the Name of Love,” as performed by the Supremes

Hebert, Suzanne

Let’s Do the Bar None Again

“Time Warp, The” from The Rocky Horry Picture Show

Calhoun, MikelleHardwick, Martha

Trashy Women “Trashy Women,” as performed by the Confederate Railroad

Dyche, Scott

Why Haven’t I Heard From You?

“Why Haven’t I Heard From You?” as performed by Reba McIntyre

Dyche, Scott

Stop in the Name of Law “You Can’t Hurry Love,” as performed by the Supremes

Hebert, Suzanne

1

BAR NONE X - SKITS

Bar None Skit Title Bar None Skit By

Best of the Lounge Lizard, The Bragalone, Jeff

Evolution of Litigation, The(from Bar None I)

D.C. Bar Association

Home Lawyer(from Bar None II)

Koenecke, MikeRubenstein, Ken

Best of Eyeball Witness News Buchmeyer, Jerry

Alternative Dispute Resolution Training(from Bar None V)

Koenecke, Mike

Hans & Franx, P.C.(from Bar None V)

Bragalone, Jeff

Dallas Jury Selection in the 90’s(from Bar None VIII)

Rubenstein, Ken

ER Law Rubenstein, Ken

Case of the Estate of Humpty Dumpty versus the Crown(from Bar None VI)

Rubenstein, Ken

Samurai District Clerk(from Bar None V)

Harston, Bryan

Price is Rights, The(from Bar None VII)

Alleman, Tom

Wayne’s Legal World Redeux Bragalone, JeffBragalone, Mickie

Moeturnity Alleman, Tom

2

BAR NONE XI


Litigator “Broadway Baby” from Follies Rubenstein, Ken

Boob Lawyer “Brown Sugar,” as performed by the Rolling Stones

Dyche, Scott

I Can’t Say Yes “I Can’t Say No” from Oklahoma Rubenstein, Ken

I Just Can’t Wait to Be Judge

“I Just Can’t Wait to be King” from The Lion King

Rubenstein, Ken

This Wacky Bar None Show “Old Time Rock and Roll,” as performed by Bob Seeger

Rubenstein, Ken

Clintons, The “Only One Who Could Ever Reach Me, The,” as performed by Dusty Springfield

Dyche, ScottHebert, Suzanne

Clintons, The “Queen of Denial,” as performed by Pam Tillis

Dyche, ScottHebert, Suzanne

Sequestration Man “Secret Agent Man,” as performed by Johnny Rivers

Taubenfeld, Marc

Why Are We Here? “YMCA,” as performed by the Village People

Rubenstein, Ken

3

BAR NONE XI - SKITS


Johnny C’s Trial Skills School Dyche, Scott A.Hardwick, Martha J.

Today on Oprah: History’s Closet Lawyers Rubenstein, Ken

Lawyer Toy Story Rubenstein, Ken

Candidating Game, The Rubenstein, Ken

Newlymerged Game, The Alleman, Tom

Litigating with Martha Potter Stewart Fazio, Frances

Can’t You Send Us Moore? Rubenstein, KenTaubenfeld, David R.N.Taubenfeld, Marc W.

Brady Firm, The Alleman, TomHofmeister, KentRubenstein, Ken

DeMoeCracy Alleman, Tom

4

BAR NONE XII


Coffee In That Lady’s Lap “Coffee in a Cardboard Cup” from And the World Goes Round

Rubenstein, Ken

Lunacy Tonight “Comedy Tonight” from Forum Rubenstein, Ken

Little Rock Gal “Dixie Chicken,” as performed by Little Feat

Dyche, Scott

Evita-isms “Don’t Cry for Me . . .” from Evita Rubenstein, Ken

I Go to Bar None “I Go to the Rock” from The Preacher’s Wife

Alleman, TomHock, SarahHock, Virginia

It’s Just a Bar None Show “It’s Only Rock and Roll,” as performed by the Rolling Stones

Dyche, Scott

Stupid Complex Legalistic Meaningless Verboseness

“Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious” from Mary Poppins

Rubenstein, Ken

Under the Sea “Under the Sea” from The Little Mermaid

Rubenstein, Ken

We Want Lost Wages “Viva Las Vegas,” as performed by Elvis Presley

Taubenfeld Marc

Walk Like The Men “Walk Like a Man,” as performed by the Four Seasons

Rubenstein, Ken

5

BAR NONE XII - SKITS


White House B&B Taubenfeld, Marc W.

Divided Kingdom Rubenstein, Ken

Rowan & Martin, P.C.’s Law-In Buchmeyer, JerryHeisz, LauraRubenstein, Ken

Legalese of the Future Rubenstein, Ken

Singled, Ouch! Alleman, Tom

Mock Trial Cheerleaders Rubenstein, Ken

Absence of Moe-lice Alleman, Tom

6

BAR NONE XIII


Because I Used to Love Her “Because I Used to Love Her,” as performed by Bobby Womack

Dyche, ScottRubenstein, Ken

Don’t Let Me Go, HMO “Build Me Up, Buttercup,” as performed by The Foundations

Rubenstein, Ken

We are Ready for Bar None “Do You Hear the People Sing” from Les Miserables

Rubenstein, Ken

Cowtown “Downtown,” as performed by Petula Clark

Rubenstein, Ken

This May’r’s Something “Joint is Jumpin’, The” from Ain’t Misbehaving

Rubenstein, Ken

Oh, Go Home Now! “Oklahoma” from Oklahoma Rubenstein, Ken

McBryde “Rawhide” Rubenstein, Ken

‘Cause I’m Sleezy “Take It Easy,” as performed by the Eagles


Tobacco “Tomorrow” from Annie Rubenstein, Ken

Wanna Be (in Bar None) “Wannabe,” as performed by the Spice Girls

Dyche, Scott

We Found Yvonne’s Stealing

“You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feelin,” as performed by the Righteous Brothers

Rubenstein, Ken

Zip Up Your Doo Dah “Zippity Doo-Dah” from Song of the South


7

BAR NONE XIII - SKITS


Litigating With Martha Potter Stewart Fazio, FrancesGreenwood, Glenda

Salem Witch Trial Rubenstein, Ken

Baron & Budd Ethics Infomercial, The Dyche, Scott

Jerry Springer Show, The Rubenstein, Ken

Gong Show, The Alleman, Tom

Fringe People’s Court, The Rubenstein, Ken

Moestradamus Alleman, Tom

8

BAR NONE XIV


A Night of Bar None To Do “A Lot of Living to Do” from Bye-Bye, Birdie

Hofmeister, Kent

Are You Loathsome Tonight?

“Are You Lonesome Tonight?” as performed by Elvis Presley

Hofmeister, Kent

Working Song, The “As Tears Go By,” as performed by Mick Jagger and Keith Richards

Dyche, Scott

Big Firm High “Bali Hai” from South Pacific Kaufman, Michael

George Bush the Younger “George of the Jungle” cartoon theme song

Rubenstein, Ken

Houston Lawyers “Houston Oilers” fight song Jordan, Bob

There Was a Time “I Dreamed a Dream” from Les Miserables

Rubenstein, Ken

I Love Big D “I Love LA,” as performed by Randy Newman

Dyche, Scott

Daydreamin’ “Margaritaville,” as performed by Jimmy Buffet

Alleman, TomHardwick, MarthaHofmeister, Kent

Morales “Maria” from Paint Your Wagon Hofmeister, Kent

Done! “One” from A Chorus Line Dyche, Scott

Vial Hamilton Song, The “Poor, Poor Pitiful Me,” as performed by Warren Zevon

Dyche, Scott

Reasons to Bill “Seasons of Love” from Rent Rubenstein, Ken

Red-Headed Litigator Song, The

“They Don’t Know About Us,” as performed by Kristy McColl

Dyche, Scott

9

BAR NONE XIV - SKITS


MasterCard Commercial Dyche, Scott

Houston Firm Ad/PSA/Humor Announcement Meek, Kevin

Late Night on Channel 27 Koenecke, Mike

A Meeting of Attorneys Anonymous/The Unemployed Attorney

Meek, Kevin

Bar Non Dyslexic Theater Dyche, Scott

Ally, Get Real Boren, B.C.

Bar None Word Game, The Wong, Michele

Moe: L.D. Alleman, Tom

Ab Fab CLE Fazio, Frances

Shakespeare in Law Rudman, Jody

Mediation, New York Style Koenecke, Mike

Top Ten Chapters You Won’t See in Laura Miller’s Autobiography, The

Rudman, Jody

Salesman, The Knight, Don

10

BAR NONE XV


All Those Laughs “All That Jazz” from Chicago Rubenstein, Ken

We Do Family “We Are Family,” as performed by Sister Sledge

Magee, Anthony

Lawyer’s Lament “Canon in D” by Pachelbel (Pachelbel’s Canon)

Rudman, Jody

Changing My Decision “Changing my Religion,” as performed by R.E.M.

Levy, Eric

Crazy Little Thing Called Law

“Crazy Little Thing Called Love,” as performed by Dwight Yoakum

Hofmeister, Kent

Brains, 10, Charm, 3 “Dance 10, Looks 3” from A Chorus Line

Rubenstein, Ken

Half Day-O “Day-O,” as performed by Harry Belafonte

Taubenfeld, Marc

Contingent “Distance, The,” as performed by Cake

Levy, Eric

How Long ‘Til I Do Something Right?

“Galileo,” as performed by the Indigo Girls

Bridges, Kandice

How Could You Believe Me?

“How Could You Believe Me?” and “Aura Lee”

Anderson, Matt

I Like It, I Love It “I Like It, I Love It,” as performed by Tim McGraw

Johnston, Randy

Four “Torn,” as performed by Natalie Imbruglia

Indorf, David

Who Can Ask For More? “When I’m 64,” as performed by the Beatles

Rubenstein, Ken

Wonderful Job “Wonderful World,” as performed by Art Garfunkel and James Taylor

Anderson, Matt

We’re Nothing Without You “You’re Nothing Without Me” from City of Angels

Rubenstein, Ken

11

BAR NONE XV - SKITS


Belo Witch Project, The (Video) Knight, DonKnight, KatherineMighell, Tom

Titanic Lawyer Knight, Don

Sue World Alleman, Tom

Multidisciplinary Firm, The Koenecke, MikeLevy, EricMagee, Anthony

Wedding, The Weatherbie, David

Who Wants to Sue a Millionaire? Knight, Don

Dr. Laura Johnston, Randy

Garage Sale Road Show, The Rubenstein, Ken

Bar None Fundraiser Knight, Don

$25,000 Pyramid, The Levy, Eric

Probate Lawyer, The Koenecke, MikeMagee, Anthony

12

BAR NONE XVI


Associate’s Dream, The “American Dream, The” from Miss Saigon

Rubenstein, Ken

Lawyers’ Redemption “As I Went Down to the River” from Brother Where Art Thou?

Rudman, Jody

Law Firm of the Hells “Canon of the Bells” Levy, Eric

Devil Went Down to Dallas, The

“Devil Went Down to George. The,” as performed by The Charlie Daniels Band

Kirk, Camille

Always Billing Time “For the Longest Time,” as performed by Billy Joel

Rubenstein, Ken

I’ve Got the Law Right Here “Fugue for Tinhorns” from Guys and Dolls

Dunklin, BryanMeyers, Lucy

Bar None Fun “Fun, Fun, Fun,” as performed by The Beach Boys

Indorf, DavidMeyers, LucyRudman, Jody

I Need Some Bucks to Campaign

“I Get No Kick from Champagne,” as performed by Cole Porter

Rubenstein, Ken

Gung Ho New D.A. “I Saw Her Standing There,” as performed by the Beatles

Indorf, David

I Practice Law in the Morning

“I’ve Got the Sun in the Morning and the Moon at Night” from Annie Get Your Gun

Meyers, Lucy

People Will Say We’re In Law

“People Will Say We’re in Love” from Oklahoma

Dunklin, BryanHardwick, MarthaHofmeister, Kent

Why Not Bar None? “Ring a Ding Ding,” as performed by Jimmy Van Heusen and Sammy Cahn

Koenecke, Mike

Take Me for What I Am? “Take Me or Leave Me” from Rent Bridges, Kandice

Telephone Song, The “Telephone Song, The” from Bye Bye Birdie

Dunklin, BryanHofmeister, Kent

13

BAR NONE XVI - SKITS


Discovery, The Gwinn, Steve

Last of the Vittorios, The Koenecke, Mike

Moe Alleman, Tom

Disclaimer Theatre Weatherbie, David

Grisham’s Muse Indorf, DavidMeyers, Lucy

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Lawyer Weatherbie, David

Tech Support Knight, DonKnight, Katherine

First Year’s Desiderata Knight, Don

Punch Line Theatre Weatherbie, David

Bar None Boys Davey, ElizabethIndorf, DavidMighell, Tom

Xtreme Bar Association Indorf, DavidMeyers, Lucy

Behind the Music: The Lounge Lizard (Video) Bragalone, JeffHardwick, MarthaKnight, DonKnight, Katherine

14

BAR NONE XVII


New Firm “Blue Moon” Koenecke, Mike

Associate Tragedy “Bohemian Rhapsody,” as performed by Queen

Anderson, Matt

At En Ron Ron “Da Do Ron Ron,” as performed by the Crystals

Weatherbie, David

Easy Money “Easy Money” from The Life Turner, Liz

CLE “Get A Job” Koenecke, Mike

Do They Have to Know? “If You Have to Know,” as performed by Lonnie Mack and Stevie Ray Vaughn

Lowy, Marty

Miller Queen “Killer Queen,” as performed by Queen

Indorf, DavidMeyers, Lucy

Bar None’s Hot “LeJazz Hot” from Victor, Victoria Dunklin, Bryan

Loser Motion “Locomotion,” as performed by Little Eva

Levy, Eric

Billing’s Always Been My Strongest Suit

“My Strongest Suit” from Aida Bridges, Kandice

Lawyers Love Bar None “Papa Loves Mambo,” by Perry Como

Levy, Eric

Make Rain “Sh-Boom” Koenecke, Mike

Sitting in Limbo “Sitting in Limbo,” as performed by Jimmy Cliff

Taubenfeld, Marc

Six Weeks Out of Every Year

“Six Months Out of Every Year” from Damn Yankees

Indorf, David

Legal Geek “Super Freak,” as performed by Rick James

Levy, Eric

Gotta Sue “Waterloo,” as performed by Abba Lineberry, AllenWeatherbie, DavidWeatherbie, Paula

In the Middle of the Night In the Still of the Night” Koenecke, Mike

Final Ruling Little Darlin’” Koenecke, Mike

15

BAR NONE XVII - SKITS


Courthouse by Moe Hearing and Trial Blaster Kit Alleman, Tom

Appeal, The Gwinn, Steve

Identity Theft Weatherbie, DavidWeil, Nelson

Script Committee Meeting Weatherbie, David

Bedtime Story Levy, Eric

Wild Kingdom II Johnston, Randy

Bar None Bard Venglarik, Dan

Miss Cleo Johnson, T.J.Levy, EricWeatherbie, David

Beagle, Shyster & Beagle Koenecke, Mike

New Bar One Guy Gwinn, SteveIndorf, DavidMeyers, Lucy

Standup & Standup Weatherbie, David

16

BAR NONE XVIII


All I Care About “All I Care About” from Chicago Indorf, DavidMeyers, Lucy

Texas Insurance “Blessed Assurance” Goodman, KayJohnson, T.J.

It All Belongs to Me “It All Belongs to Me,” as performed by Irving Berlin

Anderson, Matt

We’re Glad You Came to Bar None

“Lullaby of Broadway, The” from 42nd Street

Taubenfeld, Marc

Legal Brief Writer “Paperback Writer,” as performed by the Beatles


Use the Formula “Razzle Dazzle” from Chicago Anderson, Matt

Drink a Toast to Bar None “September,” as performed by Earth, Wind & Fire


Smokin’ In A Restaurant “Smokin’ In the Boys’ Room,” as performed by Motley Crue

Venglarik, Dan

Trial Lawyer “Space Cowboy,” as performed by the Steve Miller Band

Anderson, Matt

Law Graduates’ Lament “Stepsisters’ Lament” from Cinderella

Askew, Karen

Tell Me More “Summer Nights” from Grease Taubenfeld, Marc

Workin’ After Midnight “Walkin’ After Midnight,” as performed by Patsy Cline

Anderson, Matt

Judges’ Ruling Spree “Zombie Jamboree,” as performed by Rockapella

Lineberry, Allen

17

BAR NONE XVIII - SKITS


Welcome to the Moe-gic Kingdom Alleman, Tom

One Stop Law Mart Koenecke, MikeWong, Michele

Friends of Laura Miller Knight, Katherine

Audition, The Indorf, DavidMeyers, Lucy

Bar None: Fantasy v. Reality (Video) Knight, DonKnight, Katherine

Anti-Detroit Project, The Askew, KarenTurner, LizVenglarik, Dan

Court Coordinator’s and Clerks’ Fantasy, The Askew, KarenHardwick Hofmeister, MarthaKoenecke, MikeRobertson, JimVenglarik, Dan

Commercial Breaks Johnson, T.J.Look, JeffTurner, LizVenglarik, DanWeatherford, Sid

18

BAR NONE XIX


I Had to Sue Him “Cell Block Tango” from Chicago Weatherbie, David

File Every Lawsuit “Climb Every Mountain” from The Sound of Music

Goldstein, Ron

Billing Hours Until Dawn “Counting Flowers on the Wall,” as performed by the Statler Brothers

Weatherbie, David

Do We Speak Legalese? “Do you Remember These,” as performed by the Statler Brothers

Weatherbie, David

For Good “For Good” from Wicked Mighell, Tom

La Vie JD “La Vie Boheme” from Rent

Lawshack “Loveshack,” as performed by the B-52s

Dhir, RockyGwinn, SteveIndorf, DavidJohnson, T.J.Meyers, LucyNewman, Larry

Music for Nothing “Money for Nothing,” as performed by Dire Straits

Look, Jeff

Powerful “Popular” from Wicked Indorf, DavidMeyers, Lucy

Come To the Bar None Show

“Put on Your Sunday Clothes” from Hello Dolly!

Tucker, Max

The Hillary Song “Why Can’t I,” as performed by Liz Phair

Dyche, Scott

You Make Us Look Like Dancers

“You Make Me Feel Like Dancing,” as performed by Leo Sayer


19

BAR NONE XIX - SKITS


Trisuenem Weatherbie, David

Tonight on the History Channel Weatherbie, David

At Dallas Democratic Party Headquarters

BarNoneLet Weatherbie, DavidWeil, Nelson

Frontier Courthouse Look, Jeff

On Staff Gwinn, SteveKoenecke, Mike

Cirque De Moe-lay Alleman, Tom

Priceless Venglarik, Dan

Top Ten Things About the Law That Sound Dirty (but aren’t)

Anonymous

20

BAR NONE XX - SONGS


All I Care About “All I Care About” from Chicago Indorf, David Indorf, Lucy

Are You Loathsome Tonight?

“Are You Lonesome Tonight?” as performed by Elvis Presley

Hofmeister, Kent

Texas Insurance “Blessed Assurance” Goodman, Kay Johnson, T. J.

Associate Tragedy “Bohemian Rhapsody,” as performed by Queen

Anderson, Matt

Lawyer’s Lament “Canon in D” by Pachelbel (Pachelbel’s Canon)

Rudman, Jody

Law Firm of the Hells “Carol of the Bells” Levy, Eric

Coffee In That Lady’s Lap “Coffee in a Cardboard Cup” from And the World Goes Round

Rubenstein, Ken

Brains, 10, Charm, 3 “Dance 10, Looks 3” from A Chorus Line

Rubenstein, Ken

Devil Went Down to Dallas, The

“Devil Went Down to Georgia, The,” as performed by The Charlie Daniels Band

Kirk, Camille

Easy Money “Easy Money” from The Life Turner, Liz

Always Billing Time “For the Longest Time,” as performed by Billy Joel

Rubenstein, Ken

How Could You Believe Me?

“How Could You Believe Me” - traditional barbershop tunes of the same name and “Aura Lee”

Anderson, Matt

I Go To Bar None “I Go to the Rock” from The Preacher’s Wife

Alleman, Tom Hock, SaraHock, Virginia

I Love Big D “I Love LA,” as performed by Randy Newman

Dyche, Scott

Done! “One” from A Chorus Line Dyche, Scott

Reasons to Bill “Seasons of Love” from Rent Rubenstein, Ken

Gettin’ Ready “Telephone Hour, The” from Bye Bye Birdie

Dunklin, BryanHofmeister, Kent

Why Are We Here? “YMCA,” as performed by The Village People

Rubenstein, Ken

21

BAR NONE XX - SKITS


Lawyer’s Bedtime Story(Bar None XVII)

Levy, Eric

BarNoneLet(Bar None XIX)

Weatherbie, DavidWeil, Nelson

Who Wants to Sue a Millionaire?(Bar None XV)

Knight, Don

Evolution of Dispute Resolution(Bar None I and X)

Anonymous

Trisuenem (Bar None XIX)

Weatherbie, David

Last of the Vittorios/ Moeternity, The(Bar None X)

Alleman, TomKoenecke, Mike

Mock Trial Cheerleading (Bar None XII)

Rubenstein, Ken

Discovery, The(Bar None XVI)

Gwinn, Steve

Bar None Dyslexic Theatre Dyche, Scott

Appeal, The Gwinn, Steve

Short Commercial Break, A(Bar None SVIII)

Venglarik, DanJohnson, T.J.Look, JeffTurner, Liz

Top Ten Things About the Law That Sound Dirty (but aren’t)(Bar None XIX)

Anonymous

22

BAR NONE XXI - SONGS


Superficial Lawyers “Artificial Flowers,” as performed by Bobby Darin

Hofmeister, Kent

Courthouse “Car Wash,” as performed by Rose Royce

Magee, Anthony

Change of Heart “Defying Gravity” from Wicked McMillan, Anne

Plaintiff’s Lawyer Blues “Folsom Prison Blues,” as performed by Johnny Cash

Indorf, DavidIndorf, Lucy

Dallas Bar Idol “Had a Bad Day,” as performed by Daniel Powter

Gwinn, Steve

Dallas Bar Idol (2) “I Will Always Love You,” as performed by Whitney Houston

Gwinn, Steve

I Would Lie 4 U “I Would Die 4 U,” as performed by Prince

Bridges, KandiceAllen Lineberry

Livin’ La Vida Legal “Livin’ La Vida Loca,” as performed by Ricky Martin


Bar None XXI “Mambo No. 5,” as performed by Lou Bega

Gwinn, SteveIndorf, DavidIndorf, Lucy

Pie in the Sky “Man in the Sky, The,” as performed by Elvis Presley

Hofmeister, Kent

Headhunter, Headhunter “Matchmaker” from Fiddler on the Roof


Solo Lawyer “Redneck Woman,” as performed by Gretchen Wilson

Look, Jeff

Downtown “Skid Row” from Little Shop of Horrors

Bridges, KandiceLineberry, Allen

Take Me Out of the Ball Game

“Take Me Out to the Ballgame,” written by Jack Norworth, composed by Albert Von Tilzer

Weil, Nelson

That’s Right! (Bar None Wants You Anyway)

“That’s Right! (You’re Not From Texas),” by Lyle Lovett, Willis Alan Ramsey, and Alison Rogers

Hofmeister, Kent

23

BAR NONE XXI - SKITS


Dr. Moe Alleman, Tom

All-Nighter, The Gwinn, Steve

Petition, The Gwinn, Steve

10 Ways to Know When Your Trial is Not Going Well Gwinn, Steve

24

BAR NONE XXII


We Could Start a Firm “Life Could be a Dream,” music and lyrics by James Keys, Claude Feaster, Floyd F. McRae, and James Edwards

Weatherbie, David

Why Law? “That’s All,” music by Bob Haymes, lyrics by Alan Brandt

Hofmeister, Kent

The Age of the Conference Call

“The Age of Aquarius,” music by Galt MacDermot, lyrics by James Rado, Gerome Ragni, from Hair

Anderson, Michael

I Miss Baron & Budd “What a Wonderful World,” music and lyrics by George David Weiss and Bob Thiele

Leach, Jonathan

I’m a Lawyer “I’m a Woman,” must and lyrics by Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller

Holmes, Angie

Lawyer “Thriller,” music and lyrics by Rod Temperton

Bridges, Kandice

Gimme Money to Run “Take the Money and Run,” by Steve Miller

Anderson, Matt

My Party’s Back “My Boyfriend’s Back,” music and lyrics by Robert Feldman, Gerald Goldstein, and Richard Gottehrer)


It Sucks to Be Me “It Sucks to Be Me,” music and lyrics by Robert Lopez and Jeff Marx from Avenue Q

Stepp, Elizabeth

White Lawbit “White Rabbit,” music and lyrics by Grace Slick

Gwinn, Steve

Time to Say Good-Bye “It’s So Hard to Say Goodbye to Yesterday,” by Freddie Perrin and Christine Yarian, arrangement by Anne Raugh and Deke Sharon

Anderson, Matt

Someone Wrote My Brief Tonight

“Someone Saved My Life Tonight,” music by Elton John, lyrics by Bernie Taupin

Gwinn, SteveKoenecke, MikeRentzel, Kelly

Circuit Said Remand “Circle in the Sand,” music and lyrics by Rick Nowels and Ellen Shipley

Gwinn, SteveKoenecke, MikeRentzel, Kelly

Can You Practice Law All Night?

“Can You Feel the Love Tonight?” music by Elton John, lyrics by Tim

Anderson, Matt

25

Rice, from The Lion King

Bringing In the Rain “Singin’ in the Rain,” music by Nacio Herb Brown, lyrics by Arthur Freed, from Singin’ in the Rain

Magee, Anthony

Stand by the Man “Stand By Your Man,” music and lyrics by Tammy Wynette and Billy Sherrill)

Chaney, Clare BuieDonovan, Carol Crabtree

I Love to Litigate for You “I Only Want to be With You,” music and lyrics by Mike Hawker and Ivor Raymond

Indorf, DavidInforf, Lucy

You Can’t Stop Bar None “Ýou Can’t Stop the Beat,” music by Marc Shaiman, lyrics by Marc Shaiman and Scott Wittman, from Hairspray

Hofmeister, Kent

26

BAR NONE XXII - SKITS


Art of Negotiation, The Koenecke, Mike

Paternity Jingle, The Weatherbie, David

Law and Order: Code Enforcement Unit Look, Jeff

Delilaw Rentzell, KellyGwinn, SteveKoenecke, Mike

Perry Mason: The Case of the Green Eggs and Ham Weatherbie, David

Top 10 Least Effective Billing References, The Gwinn, Steve

27

BAR NONE XXIII


Work “Class” from Chicago Stepp, Elizabeth

Cover of Dallas Headnotes, The

“Cover of the Rolling Stone, The,” as performed by Dr. Hook

Look, Jeff

Tradition “Tradition” from Fiddler on the Roof Indorf, DavidIndorf, Lucy

Law Is “He Is,” as performed by Heather Headley

Hunter, Rhonda

Homeward Bound “Homeward Bound,” as performed by Simon & Garfunkel

Stepp, Elizabeth

I’m Only Happy Makin’ Rain

“I’m Only Happy When It Rains,” as performed by Garbage

Stepp, Elizabeth

Be A Judge “Make ‘Em Laugh” from Singin’ in the Rain, music and lyrics by Betty Comden and Adolph Green

Weatherbie, David

My Red High Heels “My Red High Heels,” as performed by Kelli Pickler

Johnson, T.J.

Dance that Bar None Music Right

“Play that Funky Music,” as performed by Wild Cherry

Look, Jeff

Ballad of Hillary and ‘Bama “Stagger Lee,” by Lloyd Price Hofmeister, Kent

Moment, The “Totally F**ked” from Spring Awakening

Wong, Michele

The Demon Partner Overture

“William Tell Overture, The,” composed by Giacchino Rossini; inspired by “The Mom Song” by Anita Renfroe

Bridges, Kandice

City Prosecutor Blues “Working at the Car Wash Blues,” as performed by Jim Croce


You’re the Reason We’re in Litigation

“You’re the Reason God Made Oklahoma,” as performed by David Frizzell

Weatherbie, David

28

BAR NONE XXIII - SKITS


Top Ten Ways to Know It’s Time to Retire From the Practice of Law

Gwinn, Steve

Freda Fefferman Stein, Jerome

Mashed Potatoes Weatherbie, David

Law Lock Gwinn, Steve

Law Match Gwinn, Steve

Settle or Don’t Settle Gwinn, Steve

Restless Law Syndrome Gwinn, Steve

Lawyers of Genius - Insurance Taubenfeld, Marc

Lawyers of Genius - Kissy Pants Taubenfeld, Marc

Winston Weatherbie, David

29

BAR NONE XXIV


One More Show “One More Day” from Les Miserables

Hofmeister, Kent

Bring ‘Em on Home “Bring It On Home,” as performed by Sam Cooke

Lowy, Marty

So What? “So What?,” as performed by Pink Stepp, Elizabeth

I Wanna Be a Lawyer “Rockstar,” as performed by Nickelback

Lineberry, Allen

Contract Jobs “Nine to Five,” as written and performed by Dolly Parton

Stepp, Elizabeth

Bernie, Bernie “and The Money Kept Rolling In” from Evita

Hofmeister, KentMighell, TomWeatherbie, David

Litigators (Introduce It) “Single Ladies,” as performed by Beyoncé

Stepp, Elizabeth

Mr. Watkins, Hear My Plea “Tie A Yellow Ribbon,” by Irwin Levine and L. Russell Brown


Schedule Full of Meetings “Pocketful of Sunshine,” as performed by Natasha Bedingfield

Anderson, MattAskew, Karen (concept)Melton Crain, ChristinaWeatherbie, DavidWeatherbie, Paula

Back Taxes “Paperback Writer,” by John Lennon and Paul McCartney

Rentzel Robinson, Kelly

Clients Got Bucks “Baby God Back,” as performed by Sir Mix-A-Lot

Stepp, Elizabeth

The Law “The Rose,” by Amenda McBroom Indorf, DavidIndorf, Lucy

Headhunter Anthem “Girlfriend,” as performed by Avril Lavigne

Naylor, Christy

Where Do I Go From Here? “A Step Too Far” from Aida Bridges, Kandice

Rule for Me “Grow for Me” from Little Shop of Horrors

Weatherbie, David

Jerks on Wall Street “Nights on Broadway,” as written and performed by the Bee Gees

Weatherbie, David

I Run the Courtroom Now “In the Jailhouse Now,” as performed by Jimmie Rodgers

Weatherbie, David

One Night Only “One Night Only” from Dreamgirls Hofmeister, Kent30

BAR NONE XXIV - SKITS


Perils of Forensic Evidence, The Indorf, DavidIndorf, Lucy

Office Practice, The Koenecke, Michael

Jury Video

Game Time Gwinn, Steve

Top Ten Things Overheard at Christina Melton Crain’s Inauguration as Dallas Bar President

Gwinn, Steve

32

BAR NONE XXV


We Are the Law “We Are The World” Buchmeyer, Jerry

Real Estate Lawyer “Honky Tonk Woman” Dyche, Scott

The Day the Merger Died “American Pie” Rubenstein, Ken

George Bush “Gaston” from Beauty and the Best Rubenstein, Ken

Slick Willy “Prince Ali” from Aladdin Rubenstein, Ken

I Feel Sleazy “I Feel Lucky” Dyche, Scott

Jobless “Homeless” Bragalone, Jeff

Sequestration Man “Secret Agent Man” Taubenfeld, Marc

Wonderful Job “Wonderful World” Anderson, Matt

At EnRonRon “Dah Doo Ron-Ron” Weatherbie, David

Texas Insurance “Blessed Assurance” Goodman, Kay Johnson, TJ

Powerful “Popular” from Wicked Indorf, DavidMeyers, Lucy

I Love Big D “I Love LA” Dyche, Scott

Bar None 21 “Mambo No. 5” Gwinn, SteveIndorf, DavidMeyers, Lucy

I Miss Baron & Budd “What a Wonderful World” music and lyrics by George David Weiss and Bob Thiele

Leach, JonathanTaylor, Brooks

Ballad of Hillary and ‘Bama “Stagger Lee” by Lloyd Price Hofmeister, Kent

One More Show “One More Day” from Les Miserables

Hofmeister, Kent

33

BAR NONE XXV - SKITS


RTC Club Bragalone, Jeff

Wayne’s Legal World Bragalone, Jeff

Legalese of the Future Rubenstein, Ken

The Fringe People’s Court Rubenstein, Ken

Ally Get Real Boren, B.C.

Bar None Boys Davey, Elizabeth Indorf, DavidMighell, Tom

“Blessed Are: A Tribute to the late Judge Jerry Buchmeyer”

Koenecke, Mike

34

BAR NONE XXVI


Bar None Once More “Good Morning, Baltimore” from Hairspray

Weatherbie, David

Charge It to the Firm “Puttin’ On The Ritz,” by Irving Berlin

Weatherbie, David

What is Tea? “What is Hip” performed by Tower of Power

Taylor, Brooks

Any Case Will Do “Any Dream Will Do,” from Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat

Davis, Jed

I Hate Myself for Working Here

“I Hate Myself for Loving You,” written and performed by Joan Jett

Naylor, ChristyStepp, Elizabeth

Litigation “Celebration” as performed by Kool and the Gang

Hofmeister, Kent

New Law “Old Love” written by Eric Clapton and Robert Gray

Taubenfeld, Marc

Jury Duty “A Letter From Camp” written and performed by Allan Sherman

Weatherbie, David

Screw You “F____ You” as performed by Cee-Lo Green

Stepp, Elizabeth

Why Not Choose Me “Wah-Watusi,” performed by The Orlons

Hofmeister, Kent

I Love This Bar “I Love This Bar” by Toby Keith Siegel, Drew

Slideshow by:Lowy, MartyWesterheim, Suzanne

Social Network “Rockin’ Robin” as performed by Bobby Day and the Knights

Weatherbie, David

Trial Day “Friday” performed by Rebecca Black

Indorf, David

I’ll Take That “Can’t Touch That,” by MC Hammer, Rick James and Alonzo Harris

Gwinn, Steve

Make It Longer “Make Me Stronger” from Memphis Hofmeister, Kent

35

BAR NONE XXVI - SKITS


Audition, Audition Knight, Don and Katherine

The Texas Tool Knight, Don and Katherine

Lawyers of Genius: Jailhouse Lawyer Taubenfeld, Marc

Lawyers of Genius: Ms. Super Over-Litigator Taubenfeld, Marc

Top Ten Excited Utterances Gwinn, Steve

The Most Interesting Tax Lawyer in the World Hofmeister, Kent

Loser Pays Bragalone, Jeff

36

BAR NONE XXVII


I Want to be in the Bar None Show

“America” from West Side Story Lambert, KennethLambert, Lucy Meyers

Comerica “America,” words and music by Paul Simon, performed by Simon & Garfunkel

Hofmeister, Kent

Injunction Junction “Conjunction Junction” from Schoolhouse Rock

Lambert, KennethLambert, Lucy Meyers

If You Wanna Practice Taxes (You Gotta Have an LL.M.)

“If You’re Gonna Play in Texas (You Gotta Have a Fiddle in the Band),” written and performed by Alabama

Kelso, Christian

SMU “Only You,” words and music by Buck Ram and Ande Rand, performed by The Platters

Dunklin, Margaret

Do You Wanna Sign Right There?

“Do You Wanna Touch Me There,” words and music by Gary Glitter and Mike Leander, performed by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts

Stepp, Elizabeth

Doesn’t That Make You a Lawyer

“What Doesn’t Kill You (Stronger),” music and lyrics by Jorgen Elofsson, Ali Tamposi, David Gamson, and Greg Kurstin, performed by Kelly Clarkson)

Stepp, Elizabeth

I Can’t Fight This Lawsuit Any Longer

“Can’t Fight This Feeling,” words and music by Kevin Cronin, performed by REO Speedwagon

Gwinn, Steve

Lawyers’ Paradise “Gangsta’s Paradise,” words and music by Artis Ivey, Jr., Larry Sanders, Doug Rasheed, and Stevie Wonder, performed by Coolio

J., KennyC., Lu

The Good You Do “The Way You Do The Things You Do,” words and music by William “Smokey” Robinson and Robert Rogers, performed by The Temptations

Hofmeister, Kent

Rick Perry’s Lament “Act Naturally,” written by Johnny Russell and Voni Morrison, recorded and performed by Buck Owens and the Buckaroos

Weatherbie, David

A Witness Who Lies, (Now “(Now and Then There’s) A Fool Hofmeister, Kent37

and Then There’s) Such as I,” words and music by Bill Trader, performed by Elvis Presley

First Show is the Toughest, The

“The First Cut is the Deepest,” words and music by Cat Stevens

Weil, Nelson

Goin’ Solo “Ridin’ Solo,” by Jonathan Rotem and Jason Desrouleaux, performed by Jason Derulo

Taubenfeld, Marc

Rolling In The Dough “Rolling In The Deep” words and music by Paul Epworth and Adele Adkins, performed by Adele

Crain, Christina MeltonGwinn, Steve

Super Lawyer “Dream Lover,” written and performed by Bobby Darin

Hofmeister, Kent

You Should Leave! “Tomorrow is a Latter Day” from The Book of Mormon

Anderson, MattHofmeister, Kent

38

BAR NONE XXVII - SKITS


Top Ten Paraprosdokians Hofmeister, Kent

Billing Review Gwinn, Steve

Clients of Genius Taubenfeld, Marc

The Social Media Zone Knight, Don and Katherine

39

BAR NONE XXVIII


Let Us In “Let Me In,” written by Yvonne Baker, performed by The Sensations

Dunklin, BryanSchulte, Pam

Welcome Back to Bar None “Welcome to the 60s,” from Hairspray

Weatherbie, David

Rock This Case “Rock This Town,” written by Brian Setzer, performed by the Stray Cats

Hofmeister, Kent

Court House “Brick House,” written by Shirley Hanna-King, performed by The Commodores

Weatherbie, David

I’m Movin’ On “I’m Movin’ On,” written by Hank Snow, performed by Emmylou Harris

Weatherbie, David

West Nile “Big Bad John,” written by Roy Acuff and Jimmy Dean, performed by Jimmy Dean

Weatherbie, David

Stinks Like Legal Spirit “Smells Like Teen Spirit,” written by Kurt Cobain, Dave Grohl, and Krist Novoselic, performed by Nirvana

Hendrick, MaddiLambert, KenMeyers-Lambert, Lucy

Dancin’ Bar None Style “Gangnam Style,” written by Park Jae-Sang, Yoo Gun Hyung, performed by Psy

Taubenfeld, Marc

I’ve Been Sued “I’ve Been Hurt,” written by Ray Whitley, performed by Bill Deal and the Rhondels

Hofmeister, Kent

Trouble “I Knew You Were Trouble,” written by Taylor Swift, Max Martin, and Shellback, performed by Taylor Swift

Askew, Karen

1963 from “All in the Family,” written by Lee Adams (lyrics) and Charles Strouse (music)

Lambert, KenMeyers, BobMeyers-Lambert, Lucy

I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For

“I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For,” written by Bono, performed by U2

Weatherbie, David

Appellate Angel “Undercover Angel,” written and performed by Alan O’Day

Taubenfeld, Marc

The Jury’s Response “A Little Less Conversation,” written by Victor Smolski and Peter Wagner,

Taubenfeld, Marc

40

performed by Elvis Presley

Music Video - Trial of Ages, a Rock Opera

“Juke Box Hero,” written by Lou Gramm and Mick Jones, performed by Foreigner; “Don’t Stop Believin’,” written by Jonathan Cain, Steve Perry, Neal Schon, performed by Journey; and “We’re Not Gonna Take It,” written by Dee Snider, performed by Twisted Sister

Knight, DonKnight, Katherine

XXVIII’s Complete “42nd Street,” by Al Dubin and Harry Warren, from 42nd Street

Hofmeister, Kent

41

BAR NONE XXVIII - SKITS


Top Ten Insults Gwinn, Steve

Zombie ADA Look, Jeff

And Now a Word from Our Sponsor Koenecke, Mike

The Potato Head Divorce Weatherbie, David

Siri-ously Right Knight, DonKnight, Katherine

The Lawyer Rescue Service Gwinn, Steve

Law Jack Gwinn, Steve

42

BAR NONE XXIX


There is Nothing Like Bar None

“There is Nothing Like a Dame” from South Pacific

Dunklin, BrianSchulte, Pam

Bombshell Governor “Redneck Woman,” written and performed by Gretchen Wilson

Farrow-Gillespie, Liza

Car Wreck Lawyer “Oh Pretty Woman,” written by Roy Orbison and Bill Dees, performed by Roy Orbison

Lowy, Marty

I’ve Been Indicted “I’m So Excited,” performed by the Pointer Sisters


The Lawyer Song “The Coffee Song,” written by Bob Hilliard and Dick Miles, performed by Frank Sinatra

Indorf, David

Come & Hire Me “Come & Get It,” written by Ester Dean, performed by Selena Gomez

Askew, Karen

The Letterhead Song “Istanbul (Not Constantinople),” lyrics by Jimmy Kennedy and music by Nat Simon, performed by the Four Lads

Weatherbie, David

Bar None “Blurred Lines,” written and performed by Robin Thicke, T.I. and Pharrell Williams

Stepp, Elizabeth

Gonna Sue Ya “Barracuda,” written by Leonard King, Frank Garcia, Larry King and Gregory King, performed by Heart

Weatherbie, DavidWeatherbie, Paula

Litigants “Little Girls,” from the musical Annie, music by Charles Strouse, lyrics by Martin Charnin

Stepp, Elizabeth

E-File Rules “Demons,” written by Benjamin Arthur Mckee, Alexander Junior Grant, Daniel Coulter Reynolds, Joshua Francis Mosser, Daniel Wayne Sermon, performed by Imagine Dragons

Askew, KarenMighell, Tom

By My Client “Be My Baby,” written by Jeff Barry, Ellie Greenwich, and Phil Spector, performed by The Ronettes

Dunklin, BryanSchulte, Pam

Courthouse “Thrift Shop,” written and performed by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis, featuring Wanz

Stepp, Elizabeth

43

Never Met a Client I Did Not Like

“Never Met a Man I Didn’t Like,” from The Will Rogers Follies: A Life in Review,” lyrics by Betty Comden and Adolph Green, music by Cy Coleman

Shaw, Steven

Get This Trial Started “Get the Party Started,” written by Linda Perry, performed by Pink

Stoner, Kimmy

At Bar None “At the Hop,” written by Artie Singer, John Madora, and David White, performed by Danny and the Juniors

Indorf, David

Brian Loncar “Johnny Angel,” performed by Shelley Fabares

Hofmeister, Kent

Looks Like The Show Has Ended

“The Sex is in the Heel,” from Kinky Boots

Weatherbie, David

44

BAR NONE XXIX - SKITS


Barn One Weatherbie, David

Tradin’ Dave Weatherbie, David

2014 Look, Jeff

A Bar Association Conference Call in Real Life Hofmeister, Kent

Go to Bar None Stoner, Kimmy

45

BAR NONE XXX


One Show More “One More Day” from Les Misèrables

Hofmeister, Kent

Be a Judge “Make ‘Em Laugh” from Singin’ in the Rain, music and lyrics by Betty Comden and Adolph Green

Weatherbie, David

One Night Only “One Night Only” from Dreamgirls Hofmeister, Kent

It Sucks to Be Me “It Sucks to Be Me” from Avenue Q, music and lyrics by Robert Lopez and Jeff Marx

Stepp, Elizabeth

Homeward Bound “Homeward Bound,” performed by Simon & Garfunkel

Stepp, Elizabeth

Clients Got Bucks “Baby Got Back,” performed by Sir Mix-A-Lot

Stepp, Elizabeth

Screw You “F___ You,” performed by Cee-Lo Green

Stepp, Elizabeth

Why Not Choose Me “Wah-Watusi,” performed by The Orlons

Hofmeister, Kent

For Good “For Good” from Wicked, music and lyrics by Stephen Schwartz

Mighell, Tom

SMU “Only You,” words and music by Buck Ram and Ange Rand, performed by The Platters

Dunklin, Margaret

White Lawbit “White Rabbit,” music and lyrics by Grace Slick

Crain, ChristinaGwinn, SteveHofmeister, Kent

(Now and Then There’s) A Witness Who Lies

“(Now and Then There’s) A Fool Such As I,” performed by Elvis Presley, words and music by Bill Trader

Hofmeister, Kent

Dancin’ Bar None Style “Gangnam Style,” performed by Psy, written by Park Jae-Sang, Yoo Gun Hyung

Taubenfeld, Marc

Bar None “Blurred Lines,” written and performed by Robin Thicke, T.I. and Pharrell Williams

Stepp, Elizabeth

The Letterhead Song “Istanbul (Not Constantinople),” performed by the Four Lads, lyrics by Jimmy Kennedy and music by

Weatherbie, David

46

Nat Simon

Brian Loncar “Johnny Angel,” performed by Shelley Fabares

Hofmeister, Kent

XXX’s Complete “42nd Street,” by Al Dubin and Harry Warren, from 42nd Street

Hofmeister, Kent

47

BAR NONE XXX - SKITS


The Office Practice Koenecke, Michael

The Texas Tool Knight, DonKnight, Katherine

The Most Interesting Tax Lawyer in the World Hofmeister, Kent

Perry Mason: The Case of the Green Eggs and Ham Weatherbie, David

The All Nighter Gwinn, Steve

The Potato Head Divorce Weatherbie, David

A Bar Association Conference Call in Real Life Hofmeister, Kent

Zombie ADA Look, Jeff

48

BAR NONE XXXI


When I Showed Up “When I Grow Up” from Matilda Hofmeister, Kent

Dallas Lawyer Girls “California Gurls” as sung by Katy Perry


Vote For Me “Tom, Dick or Harry” from Kiss Me, Kate, by Cole Porter

Lambert, KenMeyers-Lambert, Lucy

Lawyers! “Happy,” music and lyrics by Pharrell Williams

Stepp, Elizabeth

Exxxotica is Back “Sexy Back,” as performed by Justin Timberlake


Solo Practice Star “Kansas City Star,” as sung by Roger Miller

Weatherbie, David

Bernie Sanders “Mr. Sandman,” as performed by The Chordettes

Hofmeister, Kent

Uptown Move “Uptown Funk,” performed by Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars

Alden, MichelleJohnson, TJStepp, Elizabeth

Proud Mayor “Proud Mary,” lyrics by John Fogarty, performed by Tina Turner

Farrow-Gillespie, AlanFarrow-Gillespie, Liza

So This is Law School “Happy Xmas,” by John Lennon Johnson, Steve

All About the Fees “All About That Bass,” as performed by Meghan Trainor

Weatherbie, David

Courthouse Bet “Jailhouse Rock,” as performed by Elvis Presley

Moyé, Eric

Straight Outta Uptown “Uptown,” as performed by The Crystals and Phil Spector

Hofmeister, Kent

Shake ‘Em Down “Shake It Off,” by Taylor Swift Levy, Eric

Ain’t Never Had a Case “Ain’t Never Had a Friend Like Me” from Aladdin, composed by Alan Menken and lyrics by Howard Ashman

Weatherbie, David

Blue Bell Lament “Beautiful Brown Eyes,” as sung by the Brothers Four

Weatherbie, David

Sanctions “Fever,” as performed by Peggy Lee Moyé, Eric

Let It Go “Let it Go” from Frozen, music and lyrics composed by Kristen Anderson-Lopez and Robert Lopez

Jones, Kirstin

49

A Bar None Show! “A Musical” from Something Rotten, music and lyrics by Wayne Kirkpatrick and Karey Kirkpatrick

Stepp, Elizabeth

50

BAR NONE XXXI - SKITS


Los Abogados Auténticos de Dallas (Video) Knight, DonKnight, Katherine

Lawyer in the Family Gwinn, SteveJohnson, TJ

Yoga for Lawyers Knight, DonKnight, KatherineTaubenfeld, Marc

Half-Time Fischer, Raymond

Lou Lefkowitz Levy, Eric

Performance Anxiety Koenecke, Michael A.

You Have Rights Fischer, Raymond

51

BAR NONE XXXII


Another Great Bar None “Another Day of Sun,” lyrics by Justin Hurwitz and Benj Pasek

Weatherbie, David

Don’t Get on Facebook Anymore

“Don’t Get Around Much Anymore,” music by Duke Ellington, lyrics by Bob Russell, as performed by Tony Bennett and Michael Bublé

Weatherbie, David

Fake My Emotions “Cake By The Ocean,” lyrics by Joe Jonas, Justin Tranter and Mattman & Robin, performed by DNCE

Levy, Eric

I Got Sued Babe “I Got You, Babe,” written by Sonny Bono, performed by Sonny & Cher

Moyé, Eric

Barratry “Agony,” from Into the Woods by Bernadette Peters and Stephen Sondheim

Levy, Eric

Vetting to Know You “Getting to Know You,” by Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein II from The King and I

Dunklin, Bryan

24 Thousand Tweets “24k Magic,” by Bruno Mars Albano, Christy

I Think You Kinda Feel It Too

“Marry You,” written and performed by Bruno Mars

Hofmeister, Kent

Wanting to Sue “Singin’ the Blues,” lyrics by Melvin Endsley, performed by Guy Mitchell

Weatherbie, David

I Love a Lawsuit “I Love the Nightlife,” lyrics by Alicia Bridges and Susan Hutcheson and recorded by Alicia Bridges

Weatherbie, David

Modern Day Retrumpican “I Am The Very Model of a Modern Mayor-General,” from Pirates of Penzance by Gilbert & Sullivan

Levy, Eric

Do I Answer “I Don’t Know” or “I Don’t Remember?”

“It Might As Well Rain Until September,” by Carole King and Gerry Goffin

Hofmeister, Kent

OMG I Wish I Was Back In The Office

“Gee, I Wish I Was Back in The Army,” by Irving Berlin from White Christmas

Dunklin, Bryan

If I Were A Lawyer “If I Were a Rich Man,” from Fiddler on the Roof, lyrics by Sheldon Harnick, music by Jerry Bock

Dunklin, Bryan

52

Jury B. Good “Johnny B. Goode,” written and performed by Chuck Berry

Dunklin, BryanDunklin, MargaretHofmeister, Kent

Baby The Brief’s Not Done “Baby It’s Cold Outside,” lyrics by Frank Loessner, as performed by Dean Martin and Martina McBride

Taubenfeld, Marc

You’ll Be Back/What About This?

“You’ll Be Back and What’d I Miss?” written by Lin-Manuel Miranda, from Hamilton

Hofmeister, Kent

53

BAR NONE XXXII - SKITS


Judicia-Lax Weatherbie, David


Hotline Fischer, Raymond

The Merger Zone Levy, Eric

United Airlines, May I Help You? Hofmeister, Kent

54

BAR NONE XXXIII


Bar None “Ragtime,” from the musical Ragtime


Not Getting Any Closer “Over Somebody Else’s Shoulder,” by Al Sherman and Al Lewis

Hofmeister, Kent

I Just Want to Mediate “I Just Want to Celebrate,” written by Dino Fekaris and Nick Zesses, performed by Rare Earth

Dunklin, BryanDunklin, Cindy

Russians “Thunder,” by Dan Reynolds, Wayne Sermon, Ben McKee, Daniel Platzman, Alexander Grant, and Jayson DeZuzio

Stepp, Elizabeth

Eternal Mail “Eternal Flame,” sung by the Bangles

Rentzel, Kelly

Schmooze & Swagger “Moves Like Jagger,” written by Adam Levine, Ammar Malik, Benjamin Levin, and Shellback, performed by Maroon 5


Big File “Big Iron,” written and performed by Marty Robbins

Jones, Andy

KellyAnne Conway “Eleanor Rigby,” written by Paul McCartney, performed by The Beatles

Levy, Eric

Third Rate Law Firm “Third Rate Romance,” by Sammy Kershaw

Weatherbie, David

I’m Gonne Sue “New Attitude,” written by Sharon Robinson, Jon Gilutin, and Bunny Hull, performed by Patti LaBelle

Weatherbie, David

On Contingency “Up on Cripple Creek,” written by Robbie Robertson, performed by The Bank

Weatherbie, David

Bill Padder “Gold Digger,” by Kanye West Levy, Eric

Gimme One Point “Gimme Three Steps,” written by Allen Collins and Ronnie Van Zant, performed by Lynyrd Skynyrd

Gwinn, Steve

Sucked Up to the Partners “Alexander Hamilton,” from the musical Hamilton

Stepp, Elizabeth

Associates “College Kids,” performed by reliant K

Jones, Andy

55

HQ2 “Don’t Be Cruel,” written by Otis Blackwell, performed by Elvis Presley


Please, Your Honor “Santa Baby” by Joan Javits and Philip Springer

Moyé, Eric

Thirty-Three! “This is Me,” from the musical The Greatest Showman

Hofmeister, Kent

56

BAR NONE XXXIII - SKITS



Forum Shopping Network Levy, Eric

Russian Interference Weatherbie, David

Unchecked Aggression Fischer, Raymond

The Phantom Gavel Fischer, Raymond

57

BAR NONE XXXIV


Welcome to the Bar None Show

“Welcome to the Renaissance,” from Something Rotten

Stepp, Elizabeth

The Out of Town Law Firm “Red Headed Stranger,” written by Edith Lindeman and Carl Stutz, performed by Willie Nelson

Moyé, Eric

Facing the (Sound of) Music “Do-Re-Mi,” from The Sound of Music

Taubenfeld, Marc

The Continuance/Give Us More Time

“Give Me Just a Little More Time,” written by Brian Holland, Lamont Dozier, and Eddie Holland, performed by The Chairmen of the Board

Taubenfeld, Marc

Late in the Evening “Late in the Evening,” written and performed by Paul Simon

Levy, Eric

Attorneys Are So Cool “Me, Too,” lyrics by Ricky Reed, Peter Svensson, Jason Derulo, Jacob Kasher & Meghan Trainor, performed by Meghan Trainor

Dunklin, Bryan

Sinkin’ Fast “Gone at Last,” written and performed by Paul Simon, featuring The Jessy Dixon Singers and Phoebe Snow

Hofmeister, Kent

Trial Lawyer “The Highwayman,” written by Jimmy Webb

Moyé, Eric

Bar None Way “Born This Way,” written and performed by Lady Gaga


I’m An Attorney “I’m a Believer,” written by Neil Diamond, performed by The Monkees

Dunklin, BryanDunklin, Margaret

Caffeine “Jolene,” lyrics by Dolly Parton, performed by Pentatonix, featuring Dolly Parton


Billin’ the File “Stayin’ Alive,” lyrics by Maurice Gibb, Robbin Gibb, and Barry Gibb, performed by The Bee Gees

Levy, Eric

You Ain’t Lawyer Enough “You Ain’t Woman Enough,” written and performed by Loretta Lynn

Weatherbie, David

Bar None’s the Greatest Show

“The Greatest Show,” from The Greatest Showman, lyrics written by

Eng, Penny

58

Benj Pasek, Justin Paul, and Ryan Lewis

Lock Smyth, Paula

59

BAR NONE XXXIV - SKITS


The Audit Koenecke, Mike

Due Consideration Hofmeister, Kent

Adventures in Early Jurisprudence (from Souvenir Programme by John Finnemore)

60

LIST OF SONGS - koeneckelaw.com and Skits B… · Web viewCoffee In That Lady’s Lap “Coffee...

Documents

Transcript of LIST OF SONGS - koeneckelaw.com and Skits B… · Web viewCoffee In That Lady’s Lap “Coffee...