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LAUNCESTON HASH HOUSE HARRIERS

A DRINKING CLUB WITH

A RUNNING PROBLEM

RUN No. 2308 13 Fryett St Waverley Hare: Bendover

Weekly Bull Shit -

Run report for run 2308 “Bendover’s Make it Home Alive Run”

The run started with the usual loop up Fryett St around Carins St down Hogarth St then up Skemp St just to awak-

en all the dogs in the neighbourhood With the dogs barking the run continued up the Tasman Hwy to the dog run

park.

This is where the hashers got off the tarmac and into the bush a lap of the paddock led to a jump over the creek

and on to the end of the majestic Waverly Dam. The trail went past the bbq area where ½ a dozen homeless peo-

ple were cooking their tea loggy tried to pinch their food! The trail continued to a check at the Ravo Rd round

about where the trail was found on the back track to the old Launceston water supply dam up the stairs to the

track following the houses around the back of Waverly where Rainbow was busy with his phone getting Poké-

mon??

At the bottom of the hill Inlet & Delly headed home as they were physically exhausted the trail continued down

the paddock behind the houses till it took a turn to a check ½ way up Waverly hill.

A false trail found by Abba that ended his run as he headed home without finding the on home the trail went

down the hill another 100 metres and went up a fire trail as far as it could to find the on home.

A good run of about 90 minutes dodging snakes and ferals and everyone got home safe without dog bites.

ON ON

The beer is pouring well by the time the back runners return. Bendover does a head count to make

sure no Hasher has been beat up and their cars dumped in the lake as seems the norm on the other

side of the dividing line in Waverley. Another warm night in Waverley the fire pot is ablaze Plates of

nibblies on the table to be washed down with XXXX Mid strength beer. Preparations for the 40 years

of LH3 Hashing are well under way Tyles has an update on the T-Shirts and Derbs gives an update on

the ON ON site and he describes it as a ***** OASIS worthy of inclusion in the Lonely Planet Guide

Book.

Raffle:

Boong :Bag liquorice

Tyles: Beer mug

Sheila: Porn video

Goblet: Electronic fishing lure

Blakey: Six pack beer

Inlet: Bottle leg opener

ON Downs

Bendover: The Hare

Rainbow: Speeding on his scooter in Waverley

Abba: Tail end Charlie thought he had been mugged on the run

Boong: Taking safety lessons from Loggy set the back yard on fire using his angle grinder

Most Hasher train their dogs to shake hands, retrieve ducks when they go shooting, sit on command. One of us has trained his

Labrador to shit in other peoples bed room up you get Derbs

The New 2017 Committee The Committee that “Takes Control”

GM: Rickshaw JM: Bendover, Hash Cash: Pash, Monk: Boong, Trail Master: Delly, Horn: Abba, Lip: Inlet, Scribe: Run report is

now done each week by the Hare, Web Wanker: Bugsy, Hash Hops: Scary

Receding Hare Line

20th February Hash Temple 6 Munford St Kings Meadows Hare: Hash Pash

Saturday 24Th February Acropolis Drive Legana 40 Years of LH3 Hashing

27th February Samclay Crt Perth Hare: Boong

Have you set a run recently if you have not the Trail master

may nominate you soon

LH4 Ph. 0408139601 (Magpie) http://www.lh4.com.au

LH4 Receding Hare Line

Thursday 22nd February Perth Pub Hare : Sly

Joke of the Week

A bald man with a wooden leg is invited to a Xmas fancy dress party. He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a Pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a Pirate.

The man is offended that the outfit emphasizes his disability, so he writes a letter of complaint….. A week passes and he receives another parcel and note: Dear Sir, Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part. The man is really incandescent with rage now, because the company has gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to drawing attention to his bald head. So he writes a really strong letter of complaint…... A few days later he gets a very small parcel from the company with the accompanying letter:

Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup. We suggest you pour the tin of Golden Syrup over your bald head, let it harden, then stick your wooden leg up your arse and go as a toffee apple.

A man walked into a cocktail lounge, approached an attractive blonde woman sitting by herself and asked, "May I buy you a cocktail?” "No thank you," she replied. "Alcohol is bad for my legs. "Sorry to hear that," the man said. "Do they swell?” "No, they spread.”

THE ASS END OF THE TRASHTHE ASS END OF THE TRASH Bendover can I borrow

your dog for the 40

years of LH3 weekend

I am not taking Ralph

he has chased more

sheep than a randy

Kiwi