Leighann Lord's Fresh Off the Synapse March 10-14, 2014

March 8-14, 2014

Whoever came up with the idea of the brunch mimosa is brilliant.

How we coming with the breakfast bourbon?

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The Web turns 25-years old this week and begins asking

the Big Questions like, "Does this operating system

make my butt look big?"






The best thing about working from home is that

you can have happy hour at noon. I’m serving hot wings and wine

in the living room.






Apple credits jailbreakers for iOS 7.1 security fixes.

And I'm still clinging to iOS 6 like it's the last helicopter

out of Saigon.






The Web turns 25-years old this week and asks those

oh so awkward family questions: "Is Al Gore my real father?”






It's hard shopping with my Dad. He still remembers a time

when he could buy a house and a car for a nickel and get back change.






The teen who sued her parents has dropped her lawsuit

and returned home. I guess she found out street pimps

aren’t as generous as parents.






I signed up for a new health insurance plan.

I can keep my doctor but the co-pay is higher and I have to

disrobe in front of a WebCam.






The Web turns 25-years old this week but got testy when asked to provide

a birth certificate.






Leighann Lord's Fresh Off the Synapse March 10-14, 2014

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