Leighann Lord's Fresh Off the Synapse February 24-28, 2014
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February 24-28, 2014
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I'm performing at a country club tonight and I'm nervous.
The last time I tried driving to a gig at a country club my
GPS said: "Destination Unattainable."
I need directions not judgmental comments about
my social mobility.Fresh Off the Synapse
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Today I sped through New York City streets, changed lanes without
signaling, and blew through stop signs. Later, I might eat pizza with a fork and break a
friend out of jail with a phone call
Fresh Off the Synapse@LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com
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Uganda’s president has signed
a harsh anti-gay bill into law. Is this a bid to host the next
winter Olympics?
Fresh Off the Synapse@LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com
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This winter has cost me so much money I'm gonna claim it as a dependent and deduct it off my taxes. The IRS won't bat an
eye at a black woman who's named her kid Polar Vortex.
Fresh Off the Synapse@LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com
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Saudi Arabia appoints its first female editor-in-chief to a national newspaper. But will she be allowed
to drive herself to work?
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A new study says handling receipts may increase exposure to a
chemical linked to neurological problems.
Is that why doing my taxes drives me crazy?
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My Dad asked me what hash-tagging is.
Now I have to have The Talk with him about the Internet.
They grow up so fast.
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How many relationships would never get off the
ground if instead of dinner and a movie the first date was
going food shopping.
Fresh Off the Synapse@LeighannLord || VeryFunnyLady.com