The following four question test will tell you how «professional» you

are.  

Questions are not very difficult – do not cheat looking at the answers before you respond.

Question number 1:How do you place a giraffe inside a refrigerator?

The answer is:  Open the refrigerator, place the giraffe inside, and close the door.  

This question evaluates your aptitude to complicate things that are simple.

Question number 2:How to place an elephant inside the refrigerator?

Wrong answer: Open the refrigerator, place the elephant inside, and close the door.

Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, remove the giraffe, place the elephant inside, and close the door.

This question is to evaluate your aptitude to remember the consequences of your past actions.

Question number 3:

The Lion King celebrates a conference in the jungle. All animals are present except one. Which one?

Correct answer:

The elephant.

The elephant is inside the refrigerator... Remember?

This question allows you to evaluate your memory.

OK, even if you answered correctly the first three questions, here is another one to trap you.

Question number 4:You have to cross a river, but you also know that crocodiles are plenty there. How would you do it?

Correct answer: You swim through it.Why? Because all the crocodiles are at the conference at the request of the Lion King.

This test allows you see if you are capable of learning a lesson from your past mistakes.

This test was given by «Andersen Consulting». An average of 90% of professionals give wrong answers to all the questions.

But kids at kinder have answered correctly in most of the cases.

The report of «Andersen Consulting» concludes that the great majority of professionals do not outmatch the intelectual coefficient of a four year old kid.