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FOXTROT AT STANMERLaura Marling headlinesWillkommen’s folk event

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A visual feast as artist andLatest TV reporter Julie AnneGilburt checks out some of the300 venues and open houses inArtwave 2010, the visual artsfestival that has become such aspectacular success for Sussex.

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Production ManagerNeil IveProduction EditorVictoria NangleLatest 7 EditorBella ToddChief Sub EditorZara BakerSub EditorsNicole GreatexMelina GreenfieldRachel JuniorJames SnodgrassMusic EditorJeff Hemmings

Staff WritersNick Aldwinckle (Music)Jaime Pettit (Clubs)DesignAnand DayDebbie Sietske AldridgeSteve SawyerAndrew WrightIllustratorsDan EvansLili BéPaul LewisPhotographyPatrick KneathDiana FrangiAdministrationClaire Peerless

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NEWS & COMMENT4 Social Diary

The launches of Brighton Ballroom, the Dome’s autumnseason and The Wine Shop & Tasting Room

5 City SpeakRuby spends a penny in Iceland, Tash has sore feet, andWill is seeing red at the swimming pool

6 NewsWorthing paedophile jailed, bus assault witness sought;plus Councillor Mary Mears on the Smash EDO protests

6 Latest InboxReaders’ letters, emails and web comments

7 BookingsThe Saturdays, KRS-One, Lenny Henry, Badly Drawn Boy

7 CompetitionsWin My Generation and Incognito tickets

7 Latest Brighton Download ChartAnd this week’s Number One is... Panos Christofi

8 Snap ShotsMeet 2012 Olympics artist Jan Irvine

9 CelebcityPreston and Chantelle, Frank Lampard, and Nick Cave

10 Bare Cheek & Astral AngiWhat’s not on at your local cinema; plus your stars

L7 INTERVIEWAs it returns to Chichester Festival Theatre, 29-year-oldplaywright Lucy Prebble and director du jour Rupert Gooldchat about creating the multi award-winning Enron

LIFESTYLE13 Cover feature

Pup Aid 2010 – the Brighton music festival-cum-dogshow that’s got tongues (and tails) wagging

14 Andrew Kay’s Food & DrinkLocal farmers tells us what they love about their job aswe catch up with the Sussex Food & Drink Awards

16 HotlistWhere to drink and dine this week

17 Health & beautyShine Hair & Beauty finds you the right hairstyle

18 Yoga Groove FestivalSeaford hosts the first festival combining yoga withfood, music and performance

19 Rise UKSign up for the Rise 8K Undercliff Run

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David Edgar on why Ibsen anticipated the Victorian gothicof Bram Stoker in The Master Builder

21 FilmWhat’s screening at your local cinema this week

22 ClubBack To The Future at the Pav Tav

23 MusicLaura Marling headlines Foxtrot at Stanmer House, acollaboration between Wilkommen Collective

24 EventsExplore the city’s hidden spaces from the police cellsto a Grade II vault in Brighton & Hove Open Door 2010

24 ArtLate summer enchantment in Between Seasons at ArtAt Five, plus Bridget Riley’s vibrant ‘60s forms

26 Comedy & GayRoy ‘Chubby’ Brown: the 62nd greatest stand-up of alltime (according to Channel 4) comes to Worthing

27 ReviewsBeirut, The Jolly Boys, The Chords, Club Smooch

29 TVYour seven-day guide to what’s on the box

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Open Door 2010Thursday 9 – Sunday 12Various spots around Brighton and HoveEver wondered what it’s like inside Tunnel Cottage, theturreted building that straddles the railway track atPyecombe Hill like something out of a fairytale? Findout as unusual Sussex buildings throw open theirdoors to the public for four days only.

L7 CONTENTSArtwave 2010 isnow recognisedas a crucial partof the Sussexcultural calendarand this week’sBrighton Lightstakes in many ofthe venues and artists that have made it such asuccess. We should be called The South CoastShow! Latest TV's Julie Anne Gilburt starts in theHigh Street at the intriguingly named T.A.T.E.Lewes at The Brewers Arms, before visiting manyother Artwave venues and open houses in Lewes,Ripe, Newhaven, Seaford and Bishopstone. Anddon’t forget to vote for your favourite open housein our Artwave competition.

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Ever wondered what LiamGallagher thinks of dogs?Well, he loves them,obviously – who wouldn’t?But you might not guessthat the Madchester gnarlyman is particularly fond ofminiature daschunds, andthat his own miniaturedaschund, Roxy, just won‘best in show’ at an event in Hampstead.

Liam is so concerned about the plight ofpuppy farm pooches that he’s signed a guitar,which is going to be auctioned off as part of PupAid 2010 at Stanmer House this month. Thisfundraising event will include such attractions asa dog-themed karaoke contest, Due Southserving canine-friendly food, and Gavin &Stacey’s Joanna Page judging a selection ofclasses, including which dog can stand on itshind legs the longest. No, you’re not tripping onChum, you just live in Brighton.

Events don’t come much more surreal thanthose that led, in 2001, to the biggestbankruptcy scandal of the 21st century. Themarket is not a religion, and believing yourself tobe worth billions of dollars doesn’t make it so.Economics is not magic, and financial sleight ofhand won’t befuddle the world forever. Thesewere the lessons learnt by Enron, whosedownfall is dramatised by Lucy Prebble in hermulti-award winning play. She and Rupert Goolddiscuss its creation in this week’s L7 Interview.

We also chat to David Edgar, who tells us whyIbsen’s The Master Builder has more to offerTwilight fans than you’d think.

Talking of gothic, this week’s Open Door 2010will allow us to snoop round the city’s moreunusual buildings. For spine-tingling atmosphere,we recommend seeing Rohan Kriwaczek playfunerary violin in a Grade II Listed vault.

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Loud and ProudAlex Proud, owner of London’ssuccessful Proud venues, threw a partyat the Brighton Ballroom on September1 to celebrate a new phase in the life ofthis stunning venue, last known as theHanbury Club. Marilyn Monroe (akaLaura Nixon) led the entertainment,while guests enjoyed a free bar andgreat food. For more information aboutthe programme, which will include clubnights, live music and cabaret, visitwww.brightonballroom.comPhotos: Diana Frangi

Break into autumnThe Brighton Dome’s autumn seasonlaunched with a display of bodypopping from Streetfunk and an upbeatmessage from Chief Executive AndrewComben as he introduced the biggestprogramme to date. There will be twomini festivals – one a focus onShakespeare with international andlocal theatre groups, the other a three-day celebration of women’s literaturetitled Storyville. Choreographer JasminVardimon was also on hand to talkmovingly about her new piece 7734,which has its world premiere on 23September. Visit www.brightondome.orgfor full details of the programme.Photos: Patrick Kneath

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Corker of a nightNew independant shop The Wine Shop& Tasting Room launched on 2September with an in-store party at 9Jubilee Street. Guests enjoyed aselection of matched wines andcanapes to showcase the produce onoffer in the shop, including an award-winning (SEVA Gold Medal) localchampagne from the BluebellVineyard Estates, East Sussex. For anhour or two on weekday evenings,they will also be offering a selection ofcomplimentary crostini with any winepurchase: a nod to the Italian traditionof ‘aperitivo’. For more info visitwww.tengreenbottles.com Photos: Patrick Kneath

Around town with: the openings of BrightonBallroom and The Wine Shop & Tasting Room, andthe launch of Brighton Dome’s autumn season

Manon and David Courtney (Brighton Music Awards)

Jeremy Cook (Sales/MarketingDirector-Bluebell Vineyard Estates),Claire Whitehead

Simon Broad and Sam Devaney, owners of TheWine Shop & Tasting Room

Jasmin Vardimon(Director/Choregrapher, 7734)

Sarah-Jane Roberts (Storyville Curator), FelicityField (Director of Artistic Planning, Brighton Dome),Matthew Cook (Programmer, Brighton Dome)

Marilena Reina(Marketing Manager,Brighton Dome),Andrew Comben (ChiefExec. Brighton Dome)

Street Funk

Stephanie St James (RSVPR), Anna Carey (Anna Carey Events)

Laura Nixon (Marilyn Monroe)

Victoria Gibbins and Alex Proud

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Tasha Dhanraj walks a (Royal) mile in old shoes

Teen Spirit

CITY SPEAK 05

case your shoe falls off and apretty male has to hand you yourshoe back with an utter grimace atyour chirpy bargain – there bycompletely destroying yourCinderella fantasy.

I really wish I could complainabout the weather, just to really upthe Scottish stereotypes, but itwould appear that summer has

finally reachedthe north. I’veonly beencaught out intorrential rainonce, and eventhen I didn’tmind because Ihad the trustycoat I’d stolenfrom my sistergave me a fewweeks ago. Therest of the time

I’ve been flitting about in dressesand tights and dancing through allthe eager drama students givingout flyers.

The main thing driving meinsane is the canon at Edinburghcastle. Every evening it goes off forsome pathetic tourist attractionand every evening I think the cityis either under siege or thatthunder clouds are overhead. Eitherway, it’s horrifying.

I’ve only got 11 days until I comehome now. That’s still a really longtime. I’m sure feeling sick of it isjust a metaphorical hill I need toclimb over, but as I’m in Edinburghthe hill could be pretty huge.

I’m still in Edinburgh. It’s been 17 days since I first arrived andalready it feels like 17 years...

which would be my entire life. Ican’t remember a point in timewhen I wasn’t here. All mychildhood memories have nowbeen transported to the Royal Mile.I’m beginning to think that haggishas always been part of my day-to-day diet. The onething that makesme sure that Ihaven’t completelyturned into a Scotis that I still don’tunderstand any ofthe taxi drivers.

Edinburgh hasreally started tograte with me. Moreand more I havebegun to missBrighton; my realhometown. Brighton is such aneasier place to be in. Even thoughDitchling Road is a painful stretchof pavement to walk up, it utterlypales in comparison to the mightybeasts of earth that the Scottishpeople call hills.

Within three days of arriving Ihad ruined my shoes and had tobuy a new pair. I went to a charityshop, picked out a nice pair for£4.50 and off I went. I learnt twothings – one being that no matterwhat shoes you wear, theEdinburgh hills will destroy yourlegs. Two – if you buy shoes for£4.50 from a charity shop, don’tleave the price sticker on just in

“Within three days of arriving in Edinburgh I had ruined myshoes and had tobuy a new pair”

William Tells

Dismounting became a pleasant roll.Rolling on was more difficult, as wasspending a pee behind the nearestlunar rock. There were so manylayers to pull down. Forgetting to pullone up could be very painful later on.

There were moments of misery,such as trying to drag a muddysaddle onto a wet horse in the faceof pelting rain and a gale that made

even the animalsstagger sideways. Or,when crossing a riverwhich surged overthe tops of my boots,feeling the cold waterhit my feet. Once wehad to lead ourhorses down narrow,boulder strewn pathswhere it was nearlyimpossible to keepupright. Two or threepeople did stumbleover and there were a

couple of loose horses for a fewworrying minutes.

The Icelandic horses may look likelarger versions of Thelwell ponies butthere the resemblance ends. They areextremely strong, fearless and sure-footed. Best of all they are great fun.

I would certainly do this trek againbut not immediately. I would need afew weeks for my aching back andsore knees to settle down. Strangelyenough, the only bit of me unscathedis my bottom. The Trek has raisedover £44,000 for the Brooke Hospitalfor Animals. That’s got to be worth apainful hip. I am now taking to mybed for the rest of the week.

Ishould like to assure any sponsorsof my Icelandic Trek that it wasdefinitely a Challenge Ride, not a

holiday. Six days of riding, most atsitting trot, was completelyexhausting. Even the ‘tolt’, theIcelandic horse’s smooth pace, canbe like sitting on a pneumatic drill ifcontinued for over half an hour.

The landscape was ever-changingbut always amazing –from majestic,threatening hills andglaciers to white-specked lakes androlling green pastures.The twisted brownrocks of the lava fieldsmade us feel we weretrotting over thesurface of the moon.

We numberedabout twenty ridersand drove a herd ofover 70 horses aheadof us. It was exhilarating to see themplunging ahead, silhouetted againstthe sky line, manes and tailsstreaming in the wind. It was likebeing part of a spaghetti Western.

We changed horses half waythrough the day and it wasimpressive to see how, miles fromanywhere, the wranglers corralledthe herd with a piece of twine, putthe ridden horses back into themelee of circling horses, and pulledanother 20 out.

I was glad I had brought all myfleeces and long johns. When I toppedit all with rubber riding trousers and asou’wester I felt like Michelin man.

Ruby Grimshaw on the challenge of a lifetime

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“It was difficultspending a peebehind thenearest lunarrock. There wereso many layersto pull down”

Will Harris on life in the middle lane

I have been asked to pose topless in a magazine (not this one, don’t worry). Ofcourse I said yes instantly. After all, I only have a handful of summers leftbefore the sight of my naked flesh straddling a double page spread will have

readers clawing at their faces while screaming, “MY EYES! MY EYES!”But if it’s all downhill from here, I think, the least I can do is get my body to a

decent level from which to begin my descent. So, for the last few weeks I havebeen visiting my local pool three times a week, whereI spend hours thrashing my way through the waterwith the flair and finesse of a school of piranhasfighting over a turkey drummer. True, it’s a great wayto exercise – and, dare I say it, the communalchanging is not without its perks – but for all thosewho assume swimming is a relaxing pastime, youclearly haven’t experienced lane-swimming.

Early mornings and lunchtimes, the pool is neatlysliced into three lanes according to speed. In the left-hand lane, large mammalian bodies float past like lycra-clad logs meanderingdown the bayou, breast-strokes and back-strokes wallowing in harmony. In theright-hand lane, the swimmers cut through the water like goggled missiles, front-crawling and butterflying in ordered procession. Squeezed between these twodistinct cultures is the middle lane. Or, as I like to call it, bedlam.

The culture here, where I choose to swim, is a melting pot of strokes andstyles, from slow-laners with ideas above their station to those like myself,

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who ought by rights to be inthe fast lane but don’t likethe idea of something bigand wet coming up behindthem (not without a cocktailfirst anyway).

The upshot of this is that allmiddle-laners hate each other. We

hate Mrs Gonzales (Speedy’s wife,doncha know), who calmly back-

strokes her cerise one-piece up anddown the pool, oblivious to the

queue of disgruntled swimming-caps bobbing behind her. We hate the

Black Baron, who wears jet black speedos,goggles and nose-clip, and who delights in plowinginto the rest of us at every opportunity.

And then there is Moriarty, my aquatic arch-enemy and concurrent winner of the Slowest Breast-Stroke in the World Award 1935-2010. Every time I’mstuck behind her, I have to over-take (which usuallytakes me right into the path of the Black Baron andinjury). Old Moriarty then purposely treads water at

the far end of the pool and, just as I’m about to complete my lap, innocentlylaunches herself in front of me again. The other day I got so annoyed at thesesly antics, I thought the fabled red mist had descended. I’m serious. I was all forgoing berserk in the shallow end until I realised it was just the inside of mygoggles fogging up.

“My aquatic arch-enemy isconcurrent winner of theSlowest Breast-Stroke in theWorld Award 1935-2010”

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7days of headlines with Phil Mills

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Iwas saddened to read last weekof the news that Smash EDO areplanning another mass

demonstration in the city in Octoberwith the express intention of closingdown the EDO factory inMoulsecoomb through violent means.

For those of you who have not been followingthis case, back in July eight self-styled‘decomissioners’ who broke into and caused£200,000 worth of criminal damage to the EDOfactory were acquitted of any wrongdoingbecause they were adjudged to have acted with‘lawful excuse’ to prevent further alleged warcrimes being committed by Israel against

We should also remember that significant numbersof local people are employed at the EDO factory –what will happen to them if the protesters aresuccessful in getting it closed down?

I am all for the right to peaceful protest andfreedom of speech but this must be done withinthe law – the minute people break those laws, inmy view they forfeit that right to protest.Effectively giving the green light for people tocause criminal damage whenever they believe it is‘morally justified’ sets a very dangerous precedent.

Palestinians in Gaza. Smash EDO alleges that thefactory makes a particular component of the F-16aircraft which are used by the Israeli air force – a claimdenied by EDO themselves. To add to the controversy,the judge who presided over the case is beinginvestigated by the Office of Judicial Complaints forallegedly making anti-semitic remarks in his summingup which could have swayed the jury in their verdict.

Whatever the rights and wrongs of the Palestiniansituation I believe that this judgment opens up a realPandora ’s Box in terms of the law and how it isupheld in this country. Do Sussex Police now have tomake an operational judgment as to whether anycriminal damage caused at October’s march ismorally justifiable before deciding whether or not tomake arrests?

And then what about the local angle? Policingthese protests has cost local taxpayers somethingin the region of £1million since the campaign beganand the disruption that they bring to the city has amassive impact on residents and local traders alike.

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Hi Latest! We think Andrea Foxshould come and join the BrightonRockers Roller Derby girls to see ifRoller Derby is the sport for her. It’sone of the fastest growing women’ssports in the UK and BrightonRockers are one of the newestLeagues. It’s an amazinglyaddictive game and everyone thatcomes to have a go ends up staying.The best way to describe it is likerugby on roller skates. The Rockerswould love to show Andrea howmuch fun you can have on a pair ofskates, and we’ll promise to sendher home with a bruise she can beproud of!

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Dear Latest 7, there are just fourweeks to go until the registrationdeadline for this year’s Marie CurieCancer Care Daffodil SchoolsChallenge and Mini Pots of Carefundraising activities. DaffodilSchools Challenge tasks pupils aged 11 to 16 with creating a visual display based on thecharity’s daffodil emblem, either at their school or elsewhere in thecommunity. For Mini Pots of Care,children aged 3-11 receive a freepot and a daffodil bulb to plant inthe autumn term and care for overthe winter months. In spring, thechildren paint their pots beforetaking them to someone they careabout in return for a donation. Thefunds raised will help Marie CurieNurses care for terminally ill peoplein their own homes at the end oftheir lives. Registration for bothactivities closes on 30 September.Please visit www.mariecurie.org.uk/schoolsandyouth or call 08700 340 040.

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parking restrictions came intoeffect. She protested by paying the£35 fine in pennies, adding to thecouncil’s £16 million income fromfines and charges.

No-one is immune from thewardens – one slapped a ticket on apolice car parked during a drugs raid.

In other news, two men werecharged in Brighton with attemptedmurder after a man was shotthrough his front door in Crawley,and five men were arrested afterpolice responded to a call from ajeweller who had become suspiciousof a car he had spotted followinghim down the motorway system toSussex from Birmingham. Policefound weapons in thesuspects’ car.

A Worthing manwho co-ordinated aninternational networkof paedophiles byusing the socialnetworking siteFacebook to sharechild sexual abuse images wasjailed for four years.

Ian Green, 45, pleaded guilty afterpolice smashed his network which

stretched to Australia,Canada and the USA.

There was a night ofcricket and rugby atSussex cricket club –dinner and speechesahead of the Sussex vGlamorgan game –with the famous rugbyplayer Phil Bennettspeaking, and KerryKatona picked up her

kids at Gatwick amid rumours she isdating a cage fighter from Brighton

Lastly, autumn arrived early withchilly weather but there was brightnews on the horizon – support isgrowing for the city council’s plan toopen a temporary ice-rink in theRoyal Pavilion gardens betweenNovember and January. Get yourskates on!

Worthing man’s paedophile network, police seekbus assault witness, and toast for ancient trees

C ommunitiessecretary EricPickles has called

on councils to reduce thenumber of signs andother ‘street clutter’ andis urging them to wagewar on ‘bossy bollards’.

Latest 7 readers areasking Brighton and Hovecity council to start withthe £50,000 silver-blackboxes installed in Lewesand London roads recently to count the number of cyclistspassing by.

Several people emailedexpressing opinions similar to thatof Gordon Taylor: “These uglymonoliths are a waste of money andclutter the pavements – stick themon eBay and see what we can get forthem for scrap.” What do you think?Email: comment@thelatest.co.uk

There was something very Britishabout Patcham residents toastingfarewell to two ancient but diseasedelms in Old London Road before theywere felled. Patcham Silver Band,the 44th Scouts, Rev Lisa Jacksonand Councillor Geoffrey Theobald ledthe proceedings and there arealready plans for a similar

ceremony to bless replacementtrees when they arrive.

Tree stumps are all that’s left onthe site and if someone would careto count the rings they might verifyclaims the trees were 300 years old.

English so-called nationalistsdemonstrated in the city against so-called militants involved in theprotests against the EDO factory inMoulsecoomb, which makes partsfor military aircraft.

Police, meanwhile, releasedCCTV images of a man theybelieve may have witnessed awoman being sexuallyassaulted on a Brighton bus.

Detective ConstableO’Connor said: “This is a seriousand distressing crime. I’m keen tospeak to a man who may not haverealised any crime was beingcommitted, but may still holdinformation pertinent to thisinvestigation. The witness is believedto have got on the bus at the OldSteine and spoken to the suspect,who initially sat next to him.”

The 24-year-old victim fromBrighton was assaulted as shetravelled on the Night 25 bus towardsFalmer from Churchill Square.

The “them and us” gulf betweenmotorists and the city council grewa little wider when Aida Janda wasgiven a ticket 15 minutes after

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MY GENERATION: TOUCHED BY THEHAND OF MOD TICKETSWhere better to launch a brandspanking Mod night than inBrighton? The My Generationteam bring you a night of Mod-tastic music from the likes ofSteve Cradock Band (OceanColour Scene), Mani (StoneRoses/Primal Scream), SiCheeber and Eddie Piller. Wehave two pairs of tickets towin to the event at Concorde2, on 25 September(www.concorde2.co.uk,tickets: £20 adv, £25 on thenight). Scooter-licious baby.Q Which ‘Paul’ is known as The Modfather?

TICKETS FOR RUGBYCOMEDY UP ’N’ UNDER Starring Abi Titmuss andJames Crossley (Gladiators’‘Hunter’), Up ’N’ Under is thecomedy tale of a gyminstructor who tries to kickan unruly bunch of amateurRugby League misfits intotouch in eight weeks. Why?To rescue someone’s life savings. Win a pair oftickets to the show on 20 September, at

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Devonshire Park, Eastbourne. Go on, tackle thisquestion...Q Abi Titmuss won critical acclaim for herperformance in which Shakespearian play?

INCOGNITO LIVE,PLUS AFTER

SHOW PARTYOur homegrownIncognito havereleased 13

albums over their30-year career. The

founding members ofthe English acid jazzgroup play the Concorde 2,Brighton on 18 September. Win a pair of ticketsto the gig, plus entry to the exclusive aftershow party. Funk soul brothers indeed.Q What is the name of Incognito’s new album?

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THE SATURDAYSBrighton Centre, 15 February 2010,www.brightoncentre.co.uk, 0844 847 1515Girls Aloud’s kid sister raids her wardrobe, make-up bag and CD rack and sneaks out on tour in support of new album Headlines!

KRS-ONEConcorde 2, 22 October, £12.50, 01273 673311,www.concorde2.co.uk For many, this legendary American MC andproducer is the true guardian of hip-hop. He’scertainly the author of the recent Gospel Of HipHop, a 600-page masterwork on the topic, and returned to MC-ing in May with theexplosive Back To The LAB EP (that’s Lyrical Ass Beating, natch).

JOHN SMITH22 November, Hawth Studio, £13/11,www.hawth.co.uk, 01293 553636Devon songwriter who’s supported JohnRenbourn, David Gray and Martin Carthy, and issoftly making a big impact on the folk scene.

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Ó TO BE IN WITH A CHANCE TO WIN, EMAIL: competitions@thelatest.co.ukwith the name of the Competition in the subject box and your answer to the question in the body of the email.Alternatively, write to us at the address at the front of themagazine. Don’t forget to leave your name, address andtelephone number. Closing date is Monday 13 September.

TOP 10

It’s been a while since he was last at the top of thecharts, but this week, pop singer-songwriter PanosChristofi makes a return to the number one spot withhis Balearic-sounding house blast, ‘Sunshine’. Takingsecond place we have the motley rap crew that isBigredcap, Legs MC, Mr Resonate and N Laineexplaining their ‘Hip-Hop Genetics’, as camp house duoOsaro and RJ’s ‘Shut Up And Dance’ takes numberthree. Meanwhile, dark cyber-pop team Tenek’s JabEdit of ‘No Time For Fighting’ falls to four as rappersThe Fadadoo Project’s new entry takes five.

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1 Panos Christofi – Sunshine

2 Bigredcap, Legs MC, Mr Resonate & N. Laine – Hip-Hop Genetics

3 Osaro & RJ – Shut Up And Dance

4 Tenek – No Time For Fighting

5 The Fadadoo Project – Lost In A Crowd

6 The Fadadoo Project – Never Have

7 Vortex Generator – Regenerate

8 Chaos Borne – I Will

9 Tenek – Submission

10 The Last Cry – Rebekka

8 Latest BrightonDownload Chart

COMPETITIONS

11 Panos ChristofiOnly The Night

12 Chaos BorneWatching

13 The WolfgirlLiberationThe Bug

14 ClockworksFairytales

15 lolatwistPretty

16 Vortex GeneratorWater Bleeding

17 SwarfParlour Tricks

18 Chaos BorneThe Moment

19 Panos ChristofiI’ll Never Know

20 FreudsteinMisadventure

21 TenekState Of Mind

22 The FadadooProject State Of Play

23 SurrenderMonkeysJohn Agar WasRight

24 FreudsteinSister Sleaze

25 Millsy Slug MusicJane Tomlinson

26 Millsy slug MusicNew broom

27 The Woo!worthsIdle Hands

28 Millsy Slug MusicSpooky

29 The FadadooProjectAlways There

30 Alien 6Angel

SANPAPIE THEATRE DANCE: BOHThe Hawth, 17 November, £13/11,www.hawth.co.uk, 01293 553636Witty and touching consideration of the multipleroles modern women play in their everyday lives.

LENNY HENRYThe Hawth, 10 February 2010, £23.50,www.hawth.co.uk, 01293 553636Lenny returns to stand-up with Cradle To Rave,his new one man show all about music.

THE BRTISH PINK FLOYDBrighton Centre, 25 April 2011, £27.50,www.brightoncentre.co.uk, 0844 847 1515The biggest stage production (and, at two and ahalf hours, the longest set) you have any right toexpect from a tribute act.

SKURFESTCoombes Farm, Lancing, 17-19 September, £25 (for two nights camping), www.skurvfest.co.ukBrighton’s finest ‘drunk, punk and roll band’,Skurvi, host their own punk festival, with half theprofits going to The Chestnut Tree House.

BADLY DRAWN BOYDuke Of York’s Picturehouse, 26 October, £17.50,www.picturehouses.co.uk Former Mercury-winner Damon Gough celebratesturning 40 with his seventh album, It’s What I’mThinking Part One: Photographing Snowflakes. Canyou still get away with a beanie when you’re 40?

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VILLAGE PEOPLEMagic FM DJ and ex-Pop Idol judge Dr Fox has moved to theWest Sussex village of East Preston. He was spottedhaving lunch in the seaside village near to his beachsideseaside home. Neil is not the only person who has hissights set on East Preston, as Chelsea footballer FrankLampard has also been rumoured to be checking out theproperty pages of the Worthing Herald – as the exclusiveKingston Gorse estate has several houses on the market.You never know, we might even see Frank enjoying a walk

on Worthing Pier with his girlfriend Christine Bleakley. Footballcommentator Des Lynham also lives in the area, so

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C hannel 4 pulled out all the stops last week, cramming the final BigBrother with ex-housemates including Brighton boy Samuel Preston.But with a sting in the tale – on a scale only Big Brother provides – he

was faced on his entry to the house by ex-wife and former housemate,Chantelle Houghton.

Since then, all hell has broken loose in the press about whether they aregoing to get back together. Following her divorce from Preston and leavingtheir Brighton home, Chantelle has dated various footballers includingPortsmouth striker Jermain Defoe (who she split with in March this year).

But on entering the house, it was visibly clear that Chantelle wasphysically shaken by coming face to face with her ex. Chantelle has alsospoken of her hopes of the couple being reunited to fellow housemates BrianDowling and Ulrika Jonsson. “Maybe you should try and find out where youstand with him before you put yourself out there,” Brian cautioned. “Don’thope for anything. Hold back a little,” Ulrika added. But their commentsupset the Essex girl as she burst into tears and declared she knew therewas no chance of getting back to together with Preston, 28.

“It wouldn’t happen. It’s been three years. That’s such a long time. I don’tknow. I think Preston loves me but he’s not in love with me,” Chantellesobbed. “It’s almost like we met in Big Brother and we’ll finish in Big Brother.”

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HCANCER {June 22–July 22}Cancerian’s competitive nature will bewell served by Judo. Not one of theancient arts but certainly one of themost popular, which means there willbe plenty of people to fight with.

HLEO {July 23–Aug 22} Leo could do well in Aikido where thefighter tries to blend with theiropponents movements. The aim is todefend yourself and also protect yourattacker. Now how does that work?

HVIRGO {Aug 23–Sep 22}Virgo, get ready for Hapkido! A martialart from Korea that embracesprimitive forms of attack includingropes, sticks etc. All perfect fordefending that honour.

HLIBRA {Sep 23–Oct 22}Libras like Judo. Judo is fun if you likethrowing people around, and beingthrown about too. I never took to itmyself as I found it very hard tomaintain my perfect coiffeur.

HSCORPIO {Oct 23–Nov 21}Scorpios will warm to the Filipino art ofEscrima that emphasises weapon-based fighting with sticks, blades andimprovised weapons. Ooooh, now thatsounds really nasty – just your thing.

HSAGITTARIUS {Nov 22–Dec 20}Sagis might like to dream of archeryand Kyudo but the truth is you’re abare-knuckle brawler at heart. Be trueto that heart and try to submerge anywild desires to put ‘em up.

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HTAURUS {Apr 21–May 21} For Taureans: Jujutsu, which strangelymeans the art of softness. Well, itcertainly doesn’t look soft but myauntie Veronica swears by it but doesnot approve of the use of weapons.

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Dear Mike,as I child I saw a film ontelevision that made animpression on me that has lastedto this day, but for the life of me Icannot remember its title.

A seminal British movie – aremarkable example both of theBritish ‘New Wave’ and the so-called Kitchen Sink movement –it was directed by the thenyouthful Bryan Forbes to ascreenplay by Keith Waterhouseand Willis Hall, adapted from anovel by Mary Hayley Bell (wifeto the actor John Mills andmother to the child actor HayleyMills, who happens to star in thefilm) and with a sublime scoreby the late, lamented SirMalcolm Arnold.

The plot, so far as I recall,concerns three children growingup on a remote Yorkshire farm whodiscover hiding out in their barn anescaped convict (the charismaticAlan Bates), whom they, in theirnaïveté, mistake for Jesus Christ.This is a much-loved film (in the’90s it was even transformedunsympathetically by AndrewLloyd-Webber into a West-End

WHAT WAS THAT?musical), but whenever I describeit to anyone they look blankly atme and fall silent. Please, please,please can you help?

Yours desperately,Alice Wetherby, Hangleton

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Standard indie fare in which adisillusioned thirtysomethingbloke moves back to his hometownand... yawn, where was I? Oh yes,moves back to his hometown andmeets this kooky waitress playedby Zoey wotserface and... no sorryI’m losing the will to live (15)2.00, 4.00, 6.00

Lars Von Trier films the firstrevolting thing to randomly comeinto his head (again) (18)2.00, 4.00, 6.00

The Adventures Of Pluto Nash (12A)being shown by mistake, presumably.2.00, 4.00, 6.00

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MULTIPLEXLive action movie adaptation of astrip cartoon only known in NorthAmerica (U)10.00, 12.00, 2.00, 4.00, 6.00

M Night Shyamalan continues hisshocking, desperate, distressingdonward spiral (12A)10.00, 12.00, 2.00, 4.00, 6.00,8.00, 10.00

Blitheringly preposterous streetdance caper in which urbanteenagers must boogie in order tosave an orphanage from closingdown or something (15)10.00, 12.00, 2.00, 4.00, 6.00,8.00, 10.00

Extended reissue of a recent filmthat was too long anyway (15)12.00, 2.00, 4.00, 6.00

Another Jennifer Aniston romcom.Why? Honestly, why? (12A)10.00, 12.00, 2.00, 4.00, 6.00,8.00, 10.00

DUKE OF LANCASTER’SJapanese horror flick that’ll haveyou vomitting out of your eyes (18)2.00, 4.00, 6.00

Lottery-funded British effort you’dgenuinely rather die than see again(15)2.00, 4.00, 6.00

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11L7 INTERVIEW

LP: God yes, it was insane with ten Fastows and alot of desperate invention.AK: I sensed that in a way you liked the characterSkilling.LP: Err yes, I empathize with him, not sure I likehim – a character I felt a strange connection withwhen I started researching him.RG: Because she’s a tart [laughter].LP: Shut up. No, because things he said hit me.There’s a really unpleasant man who thought hewas doing good when really he was doing bad andI found that fascinating.AK: I sort of liked him at the end because he stuckto what he had set out to do.RG: That’s probably why we bombed in New York,because they wanted to hate him.AK: And he is reasonably moral at the end.LP: Well he sticks to his guns and is consistent.The real Skilling is taking his appeal to theSupreme Court.RG: In this country we like to destroy people.There are huge forces for good, we will destroypeople for small crimes. In Italy they would thinkthat was crazy.LP: Yes, and maybe in Italy they have the mostcorrupt politicians in the world [laughter].

I t’s a humid summer afternoon and Enron hasjust received another ovation. The play startedat Chichester Festival Theatre and, after rave

reviews, went into London where it received furtheracclaim. Logically, a play about an Americanfinancial scandal would then move to Broadway,which it did. Sadly, there it bombed after someparticularly peevish reviews. It then returned toLondon’s West End before embarking on a UK tour,during which it will return to the CFT for one weekonly. After the matinee I met with playwright LucyPrebble and director Rupert Goold.

AK: Neither of you look old enough to havecreated Enron.LP: [laughs] Thank you.AK: Particularly you Lucy.RG: How dare you. [laughter]LP: Yes you’re right.AK: What prompted you to write Enron?LP: Good question, err, back in the early 2000s and I was reading about Enron and I thought whatmakes a company collapse and I didn’t reallyunderstand it, and I’m very interested in things thatI don’t understand. So I spent a lot of timeresearching it and became fascinated by thepersonalities involved, with Kenneth Lay and hisrelationship with Jeffrey Skilling and AndrewFastow, the triangle. And in particular the finalbetrayal of Lay by people who had worshipped him.AK: Was your vision of the play what we see now?It is a very unusual piece of theatre.LP: Spiritually it is what we set out to do but ithas evolved. It was a show about finance but wedidn’t want it to be boring.AK: So you always intended there to be songs anddancing?LP: Originally I conceived it as a musical but itwasn’t a proper musical and Rupert said what if itwas more of a natural play, a tragedy, and thenwe add the songs after.AK: So is the script that you first saw what we seenow, Rupert?RG: It’s a long way from the first script, this is about the 20th version. Every time we have re-done it we have changed something. It’s now10 minutes shorter.AK: Is that through cuts or are they getting slicker?RG & LP: Cuts, cuts yes.RG: It evolved a lot, it felt like maybe three centraldrafting processes before we started rehearsaland Skilling became the central character. Therewas lots of paring down and focusing.

Skilling’s vision is incredibly warped andimpractical and based on something quite falsebut we all love vision.AK: Did he really believe that what he was doingwould work, hiding away the truth about thecompany’s financial structure, or lack of it?LP: Yes, when you speak to people from that worldthey do think that when the profits start to comeeverything will be alright. Then we can pay all themoney back and until then it’s just a matter ofwalking quickly across water until we get to theother side. That happens all the time.RG: American businesses almost expect to gobankrupt and there is no shame in bankruptcy.LP: And risk taking is standard and expected andapplauded.AK: As writer and director you have taken risksas well.RG: Yes, particularly the writer. It’s an act of faithin theatre.LP: I suppose the similarities are quite strong.AK: You have to get people to believe in you andcough up the production costs before they haveseen anything.LP: Absolutely.RG: Yes and the same with audiences for the priceof a ticket.AK: And pay for Rupert?RG: Oh, I’m really cheap [laughter].AK: When, in the process, did you realise thatEnron was going to really work? Was it early on?LP: No.RG: I remember thinking before the rehearsalsthat the script was really good.LP: Oh yes, I remember that [laughter]. I am muchless experienced than Rupert. I didn’t know whatto expect.AK: Were you as writer a part of the rehearsalprocess?LP: Yes but not at the centre of it.RG: That is more common than it used to be.AK: How did it work?RG & LP: [Laughter]AK: You rowed didn’t you?LP: We rowed a lot. In a brother and sister way, inthat he was always wrong and I was always rightand I had to explain to him why he was wrong.AK: She’s tough isn’t she.RG: If you only knew the half of it.

Enron is at Chichester Festival Theatre from 9-18September, www.cft.org.uk, 01243 781312

Andrew Kay talks to playwright Lucy Prebble and directorRupert Goold about their smash hit Enron

“There are huge forcesfor good here, we willdestroy people for smallcrimes. In Italy they wouldthink that was crazy”Rupert Goold

“I’m very interested in thingsthat I don’t understand”Lucy Prebble

FUNNY BUSINESS

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E3 ACADEMY12

Fame academyThe E3 Group presents performing artsclasses in Brighton for budding young stars

Brighton-basedentertainment productioncompany, E3 Group, has

launched a new performing artsSaturday school for youngpeople aged 5 to 18. The E3Academy launches Saturday 11September and offers classes indance, drama and vocalcoaching led by experiencedentertainment industryprofessionals. To mark theiropening, all classes at the E3Academy are free to attend on11 September.

E3 Academy is located onCumberland Road, Brighton, andoffers a professional andcomfortable environment forstudents with two convertedstudios, rehearsal rooms, maleand female changing rooms,offices and reception area.

The E3 Group has also joinedforces with tour operator giantThomas Cook to deliver E3Academy to their resort hotelsthroughout the Mediterranean. From summer 2011 onwards, E3 Academywill operate in over eight different locations across Europe. E3 Academy, Cumberland Road, Brighton, 0845 8382 822,www.e3academy.net

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COVER FEATURE 13

E very now and then an event comes along thatis just so Brighton it’s hard to imagine whereelse in the country it would feel at home. And

as another disappointing summer lacking in locallive music festivals in this über-dog-friendly city ofours grinds silently to a halt, it’s no surprise thatPup Aid 2010 has been getting tongues – andtails – wagging for a good while now...

Pup Aid 2010 is the UK’s first-ever charityboutique music festival and celebrity-judged dogshow held at the picturesque Stanmer House inBrighton on Sunday 19 September, and aims toraise awareness about the cruel industry of puppyfarming in the UK.

Puppy farms are located in remote areas of theBritish countryside. They mass-produce sick andunsocialised puppies that are then sold online,from pet shops, free newspapers,or even motorway servicestations – usually dying shortlyafter arriving in their shiny newhomes or perhaps needingthousands of pounds to fix them.

This battery farming of dogs onsuch a massive scale is purelydone for profit and fuelled bygreed – and all at the expense ofthe health and welfare of not justthese poorly pups, but also thethousands of poor breedingbitches and stud-dogs too.

Pup Aid 2010 is aboutchoosing a happy and healthydog by adopting from a rescueshelter or responsible breeder.The festival is the brain-child ofBrighton-based TV Vet MarcAbraham, resident vet on BBC’sBreakfast News, ITV’s ThisMorning, Sky1’s recent My PetShame, and More4’s Crufts.

“Puppy farming has been going on in thiscountry for years with no-one able to stop it,” Marcsays. “By raising awareness as much as possiblewith live music and dog-loving celebrities, we canall help stop the growing demand for these poorlypups and finally end the pain once and for all, thuspreventing the suffering of millions of thiscountry’s dogs right now and well into the future.”

Supported by both Juice FM andBrightonMusicScene.com, the musical line-up onthe day is pretty special, which is no surprise reallywhen you consider Pup Aid 2010 was launched byrock-legend Oasis frontman Liam Gallagher!

‘Champagne Super-Rover’ Liam loves dogs andeven signed a classic Epiphone Casino guitar toshow his support for Pup Aid 2010 (pictured aboveaccompanied by his wife Nicole Appleton, TV VetMarc, and their dachshund ‘Ruby Tuesday’ atGibson Guitars in London last month).

The guitar has since been autographed by morerock legends, including the ‘Modfather’ himself:Paul Weller and Mick Jones from The Clash. Theguitar will be auctioned on the day to raise fundsfor Dogs Trust Shoreham, Kennel Club CharitableTrust and Oldies Club – a small charity dedicated tothe re-homing of older unwanted dogs.

Pup Aid 2010 is a fun day out for every member ofthe family – especially the four-legged ones – withgames, raffles and prizes galore. Dog-lovingcelebrities judging on the day include soapstars,actors, models and designers, with overwhelming

support from all yourfavourite Brightonboutique brandsincluding TreatmentRooms, Gresham Blake,and The Ginger Dog.

With the ever-popular Scruffts heats(Handsomest Dog,Prettiest Bitch, Child’sBest Friend and GoldenOldie) giving cross-bredmongrels the chance togo through to the grandScruffts final at EarlsCourt in November, otherfun classes include MostGlamorous Six Legs(owner and dog) as well

as Best Stand-up – the dog who can stand-up ontheir hind-legs the longest, judged by Brighton’stop stand-up comedians!

Part of September’s mouth-watering Brighton & Hove Food Festival, Pup Aid 2010 caters for allpalates as gourmet chefs from Due South preparehealthy and locally-sourced tasty treats for youand your pooch to chow down on.

For those of you that want to practise yoursinging, there’s dog-themed Karaoke with the topthree singers going through to the live Rex Factorfinal on the main stage in front of a panel of celebjudges! As well as the moving parade of rescuedex-breeding bitches, there’ll also be excitingdisplays by Canine Partners and rare British dogbreeds, as well as free training advice,microchipping and have-a-go agility.

With so many people still unaware that puppyfarming even exists, prospective puppy-buyerssadly don’t know how to spot the tell-tale signs ofwhen someone is trying to sell a puppy producedin such a cruel way, so check out the Choosing aPuppy tips (right).

Support Pup Aid 2010 with all your human andcanine chums, and help make a massivedifference for all the UK’s dogs.Pup Aid 2010, Sunday 19 September, StanmerHouse, Brighton, £6 in advance online or £8 on thedoor. For more info, list of bands and celebrities,and to book your tickets visit www.thepet.net

Take a stand against puppyfarming and show yoursupport for Pup Aid 2010

IT’S A DOG’S LIFETV Vet Marc Abraham, Liam Gallagherwith the signed guitar, Nicole Appletonand ‘Ruby Tuesday’

Pic: Gareth Gatrell

Gavin & Stacey’sJoanna Page will bejudging at PUP AID 2010

Come to Pup Aid 2010 and support Dogs Trust Shoreham

Checklist forChoosing a Puppy1 Consider checking out the Dogs Trust

and Kennel Club Breed Rescue Directory.

2 Always contact the Kennel Club first fortheir list of reliable and reputable KennelClub Accredited Breeders if you’reconsidering buying a pedigree dog.

3 Always do your research into breed,temperament, training and exercise needs,coat-type, size and life expectancy.

4 Never buy because you ‘feel sorry’ for the pup – its mother and father are stillsuffering and will be used again to fill thespace you’ve just created.

5 Never buy from a pet shop, online or free newspaper ad.

6 Always ask to see the puppy interactingwith its mother.

7 Beware of puppy scams: there should beno excuse why the mother isn’t there.

8 Be wary of multi-breed dealers. Manypuppy farms and dealers will have morethan one breed for sale.

9 Beware of dealers/sellers who won’t take the pup back if any problems arise.

10 Be prepared to wait and be put on awaiting list. Don’t buy on impulse – a well-bred pup will be happier andhealthier in the long term.

11 Walk away if it doesn’t feel right – a responsible breeder will never pressure you into buying a pup.

12 Be prepared to be asked as manyquestions as you’ll ask the breeder – a responsible breeder won’t sell tosomeone who’s not suited to their breed.

13 Listen to advice from responsible breeders– they are experts for that particular breed.

14 Support Pup Aid 2010 to raise awarenessabout puppy farming and encouragingadopting from rescue and buying puppiesfrom responsible breeders.

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ANDREW KAY’S FOOD & DRINK14

“We are extremely proud to be sponsoring this year’s award for Butcher ofthe Year,” says Jonathan Lelliott, managing partner of D. Leonard & Co. “Wepride ourselves to be part of Sussex Businesses and to continue supportingthe fantastic products Sussex has to offer.”

Best Sussex Food/Farm Shop willalso be a highlight at this year’sceremony. With diversificationbecoming a necessity for mostfarmers in the country, sponsorsMayo Wynne Baxter decided to openup this category for the first timethis year to include Farm Shops.

“Sussex boasts some of thefinest farms in the country, andmany have retail outlets that areproving to be the perfect additionto boost business and customerrelations,” said Simon Baillie-Hamilton, head of agriculture andrural affairs at Mayo Wynne Baxter.

Other remaining categories for this year’s awards include: Best SussexFarmers Market, this year sponsored by the Lewes brewers, Harveys;Sussex Food Producer of the Year, sponsored by Musgrave Retail Partners;Sussex Drink Producer of the Year, sponsored by Natural PR and BestSussex Eating Experience, sponsored by A Taste of Sussex.

The final two categories are SussexFarmer of the Year, sponsored by KnillJames, and Sussex Young Chef of the Year,sponsored by Blue Spark Organisation withCity College Brighton & Hove.

As well as voting online, a host of‘foodie’ events are being held throughoutthe county including the Big SussexMarket in Brighton (11–12 September),which forms part of the Brighton andHove Food & Drink Festival runningthroughout September. Find out more and vote online atwww.sussexfoodawards.biz

A popular new voting system has eased theway for foodie favourites! With thousands ofvotes already in, voting for the Sussex Food

and Drink Awards 2010/11 using the new, easy-to-use on-line system atwww.sussexfoodawards.biz is proving more popularthan ever since the launch of the awards at the South ofEngland Show in June.

The awards are based on public voting, and last year over 9000 voteswere received for more than 300 Sussex food businesses.

“We want to beat that this year and have tried to make it as easy aspossible for voters with our new voting system,” says Paula Seager, MD ofNatural PR and organisers of the awards. “It only takes a few minutes, soplease vote now at www.sussexfoodawards.biz.”

As consumer demand for local food and drink continues to grow, and thecountry’s food security becoming increasingly more vital, the awards offeran opportunity for the public to show their support and help promote theirfavourite local producers and food outlets.

New joint sponsors of Sussex Butcher of the Year, D Leonard & Co andNatural Farms, were delighted to hear from last year’s winner that the awardsnot only raised their profile, but had a direct effect on their sales. Bob Youngof Meads Village Butchers in Eastbourne said: “Winning Sussex Butcher of theYear has increased our business by 25 per cent – you can’t argue with that!”

Who gets your vote in the Food & Drink Awards? andrew@thelatest.co.uk

Andrew Kay reports on the progress in theSussex Food & Drink Awards

Food & Drink

Voting for this year’s Sussex Foodand Drink Awards has reached thehalfway stage, and with over 1400votes already registered, the heat is on as organisers announce theshortlist for the Sussex Young Chefof the Year.

Brighton and Hove is once againmaking its mark in these sought-after food awards with three of thecity’s most talented young chefsnominated for this year’s bestYoung Chef: 20-year-old SimonDuncan, the youngest contenderfor the competition representingSam’s of Brighton; Hotel Du Vin’sWill Stayner at 25 years old, andDaniel Whittle, 21 years old fromTemptation café.

They join six other candidatesrepresenting restaurants, pubsand cafés across the county.Voting has now been re-openedonline, and the top six will goforward into Sussex’s very ownversion of Masterchef, the cook-off,which will take place on Tuesday 9November at City College Brighton.The young chefs will have to cook aseasonal dish using local producein front of a judging panel who willthen decide on the three finalists.

“We are delighted to besponsoring this exciting and verypopular category this year,” saysDhrutee Davé, director of HaywardsHeath-based food recruitmentagency, Blue Spark Organisation.

“Sussex boastssome of the finestfarms in the country,and many have retailoutlets that areproving to be theperfect addition”

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“We are thrilled to see sucha strong list of contendersup for this coveted award.The food industry is fiercelycompetitive and beingrecognised for one’s effortsalong that journey can makeall the difference.”

Your vote could be thedeciding factor as to whetherthese young chefs getthrough to all importantcook-off. Vote for yourfavourite candidate online atwww.sussexfoodawards.biz.

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The Sussex Farmer of the Year shortlist JENNY AND TREVOR PASSMOREChurch Farm, Coombes, Lancing, West Sussex, BN15 0RSChurch Farm has been in the Passmore family for four generations. Jenny andTrevor are brother and sister; their mother, Mary, now aged 90, still helps outaround the house; their father, Dick, was awarded an MBE for his work ineducation and conservation in the rural community. Jenny’s son Andrew is offto Plumpton College in September and hopes to become the fifth generation ofthe Passmore family to run Church Farm in future years. Church Farm is notorganic but is farm assured and is classified an Environmentally SensitiveArea (ESA). They farm sheep, cattle, and arable land. It is still a working farmbut is open to the public and averages 10,000 visitors a year.

What do you like about being a farmer?Church Farm is a family run farm. We love the variety and tradition of farminglife, the seasonality of it from lambing season – we have 800 ewes who lambevery season. I can’t imagine being anything but a farmer!

What makes you different from other farmers?We have been open to the public since 1979. We promote conservation of thecountryside and farming and, in addition to the farm, we also have lakes forcoarse fishing. We hold a beer festival called Glastonwick every June and arealso licensed for weddings. We received a DEFRA grant to renovate one of thebarns as an education centre and have veterinary students on the farm forthe lambing season to help with training. We also have, through the NFU,groups from China studying how ‘real working farms’ operate.

What’s great about Sussex?The South Downs, Sussex cattle and sheep.

TIM HASSELL Home Farm, Goodwood, Chichester, PO18 0QFTim was born in Sheffield near the steelworks and was brought up in a familywho worked in the steel industry. But living near a farm as a child and havinga love of agriculture and rural life from an early age, Tim went to AgriculturalCollege rather than the steelworks! He started his working life on a YouthTraining Scheme (YTS) at a farm in Burton, moving around the country to gainexperience. He has lived in Tamworth, near Gloucester, Newcastle, thenBasingstoke where he worked in his first organic farm. He moved in October2009 with his wife and two children, aged 9 and 13, to take over as farmgeneral manager at Goodwood. Tim now has 13 staff working for him.

Why be a farmer?I love the outdoor life, rearing animals, seeing the chain all the way through,make our own cheese and produce and rearing our own meat on theGoodwood Estate. I really like to just concentrate on farming.

What makes you different from other farmers?I want to make the most of the local environment. One reason I was attractedto working at Goodwood is being open to new ideas – as is the estatemanagement generally.

What’s great about Sussex?I like the way people are open to and appreciate local produce. I also like thetourist industry in Sussex and how it crosses over between urban and rural.

SHON AND SIMON SPRACKLING FROM ROTHER VALLEY ORGANICSRother Valley Organics, Sandilands Farm, Rogate, Petersfield, West Sussex, GU31 5HUShon and his brother, Simon, manage a commercial farm of over 4000 acres,with a large butcher’s selling meat directly to customers, through farmersmarkets and to local shops. Shon gives talks to various organisations aboutlocal produce and the story behind Rother Valley Organics, which is renownedfor its excellent animal welfare and good husbandry. He works with otherlocal producers putting meat into their products, including the local breweryfor beef and ale pies. Their butchering and cold store is the largest in the areaand many other local producers use it to get their meat to market.

LYN AND JENNY JENNER Nut Knowle Farm, Worlds End, Gun Hill, Horam, East Sussex, TN21 0LABorn in Brighton Lyn worked as a silversmith in the North Lanes for around15 years. As a silversmith, he had dogs at home to safeguard the jewellery.“The dogs used to bark like mad when the milkman delivered, which drove theneighbours nuts” he says. “A friend suggested we get a goat so we would nolonger need a milkman and it all just grew from there.” They have now been

farming goats since 1979 and now have over 650. They also became the firstfarm to use goats and produce goats cheese.

What do you like about being a farmer?Everything. We now have 14 staff involved in looking after the herd andmaking cheese. Between them we do around 100 farmers markets per monthand sell to six wholesalers and to Waitrose.

What makes you different from other farmers?We are currently expanding and plan to double the herd in the next three tofour years. We have 150 to 200 kids every year, and the herdsman knowseach goat by name and number. We have a system of naming them all by adifferent letter of the alphabet every year so the name of every kid born in2008 begins with A, 2009 B, 2010 C etc. We have just built a new rotarymilking parlour, upgrading and doubling the milk and cheese manufacturingequipment as the herd grows. We also like to promote the health benefits ofgoats cheese.

What’s great about Sussex?The contrast between the country and the sea; the rolling Sussexcountryside, then driving down to the coast and walking along the undercliffpass from Rottingdean. And the weather is wonderful!

STUART BEARETulleys Farm, Turners Hill Road, Turners Hill, Crawley, RH10 4PETulleys Farm has been in the Beare family for 73 years, initially as tenants,then since 1991 as owners. It started as a PYO fruit and veg business, thenopened a farm shop, tea room and themed maize mazes in the ‘90s. SinceEaster 2010 have their own butchery dept in the farm shop and country giftdept showcasing local crafts people. Their Halloween festival is now thebiggest in the country; during the day aimed at kids and known as Octoberfest,haunted house, spooky trails, pumpkins, catapults, corn cannons etc, in theevening becomes Shocktoberfest Scream Park with haunted high rides, field ofscreams, cellar haunted house, curtains and a spooky maze.

What do you like about being a farmer?Growing and promoting local produce; seasonality of farming – pumpkins inOctober, Christmas trees in December, maize in Summer, and crop rotation.

What makes you different from other farmers?Primarily our PYO fields; they are still a very important part of our business.We are also crop rather than animal farmers. We are a part of the FarmRetail Group.

What’s great about Sussex?The people are great; the diversity of the county; the contrast between rural,urban and coastal locations. Good infrastructure making for easy accessacross most parts of the county.

MARK AND SARAH HARDYHigh Weald Farm, Horsted Keynes, Mid SussexSarah and Mark at High Weald Dairy make cheeses with organic cows milkfrom their own farm, as well as goats and sheep milk. They won two golds atthe 2009 British Cheese Awards for their organic cows milk AshdownForesters and Brother Michael cheeses. Just two weeks later in October, theirSaint Giles – a semi-soft organic cows milk cheese with an edible orangerind – won Best English Cheese and Best British Cheese and was placed fifthin the world at last year’s World Cheese Awards. Last month, they scoopedsix awards at the 2010 International Cheese Awards, Nantwich, includingGold awards for their Sister Sarah goats milk cheese and their Duddleswellhard sheep milk cheese. Sarah is involved in the South of England AgricultureSociety, educating children in how to make cheese.

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HOTLIST16

AmericanRock & RollerEnjoy fabulous American-inspired food –including mammoth home-made burgers(beef, chicken and vegetarian), locallysmoked ribs and sizzling steaks – at Rock & Roller. Upstairs you’ll find an entire floordedicated to pool, with five tables to choosefrom. Join the Pool Loyalty Scheme – playnine hours and get a tenth hour free. Rock & Roller, 95 Western Rd, Brighton, BN12LB, 01273 710014, www.rock8roller.co.uk

British & modern EuropeanBardsley’sProbably Brighton’s most popular fish andchip shop and restaurant with a large loyalclientele. Traditional and family-run withfavourites and excellent daily fish specials.Open for lunch and dinner Tuesday toSaturday, it’s also a great party venue. Thereare massive fish platters and seasonalseafood, plus vegetarian choices.22–23a Baker Street, Brighton, BN1 4JN,01273 681256

The DykeSuperb rustic Tuscan menu mingled withEnglish classics. Locally sourced or organicingredients and rapidly gaining a reputationas one of Brighton’s most stylish eateries.One side is a proper pub with excellent realales and log fire; the other a very grown-upstylish restaurant. It’s very child (and dog!)friendly too, and has a big garden for thoselate summer evenings. Lunch 12pm–3pm;dinner 6.30pm–9.45pm. Special summerdeals: kids eat free in September, plus agreat free wine offer for adults. 218 Dyke Road, Brighton, 01273 555672,www.dykepub.co.uk

The GalleryAn independent British restaurant in theheart of Brighton’s Lanes, The Gallery pridesitself in serving the very best fresh, locallysourced and seasonal menu. Head chefMosa Jobi joined the team in 2007 from theDorchester Mayfair Hotel in London. TheGallery restaurant offers a warmenvironment to celebrate any occasion.28 East Street, Brighton, BN1 1HL, 01273 773327

The Restaurant At DrakesNestled inside Brighton’s finest designerhotel – the perfect setting for intimatedinners or private parties. Winner of twocoveted AA Rosettes, Drakes offers exquisitecuisine with the highest quality seasonalingredients.2-course menu for £28; 3courses for £36. 5-course chef’s menu £50.Private dining room for up to 12 people.43–44 Marine Parade, Brighton, BN2 1PE, 01273 696934, www.drakesofbrighton.com

L7 HotlistEateries and bars catering for all tastes. Formore dining options visit www.thelatest.co.uk

ChineseGars RestaurantThis old Brighton favourite offers an excitingmenu with some great new ideas and a whollydifferent experience in terms of style andpresentation. Smart service, beautiful interiorsand a chic atmosphere make this one of thecity’s top places to be seen. Start downstairs at the bar. Eat from £10.19 Prince Albert Street, Brighton 01273 321321, www.gars.co.u

Coffee shopSpinelliGreat coffee and light snacks at this original andvery popular Kemp Town Village café and now afuller American menu at their new branch in StJames’s St. Look out for great pancakes, cobbsalads and burgers as well as the full English.24 Garnet House, College Road, 01273 818819 &111 St James’s Street Brighton, 01273 818084www.spinellicoffee.co.uk

FrenchCocoa PatisserieCocoa is an authentic French patisserie nearBrighton Station. Everything is homemade on thepremises each morning with the finestingredients. A selection of pastries, cakes, tarts,biscuits, jams, ice creams, sandwiches, quiches,toasties and salads to eat in or take away. Beautiful cakes made to order. 48 Queens Road, Brighton, BN1 3XB, 01273 777412

New Steine Bistro“With more than a soupçon of Gallic charm TheNew Steine Bistro are true bon viveurs. No fancypants fashion fads here, but some well executedclassics. Most importantly though is their openattitude: everyone gets the same charmingwelcome – guests and diners, locals and visitorsalike – and when you have been once, you willwant to return again and again.” – Andrew KayL7 food writer). Their reasonably priced menustarts at £12.50 for two courses, £14.50 forthree, Sunday to Thursday; £16.50 for twocourses, £18.50 for three on Friday andSaturday. A la carte menu available. Open 6pm. 10/11 New Steine, Brighton, BN2 1PB, 01273 681546/695415www.newsteinehotel.com/restaurant.asp

IndianChaula’s Chaula’s is renowned for its signature dishes,distinctive décor and friendly staff. All meals aremade fresh to order and every curry has its owndistinctively flavoured sauce. Also a wide varietyof vegetarian, vegan and gluten and wheat-freedishes. Buffet available 11am–3pm Mon–Sat. Eastgate House, 6 Eastgate Street, Lewes, BN7 2LP, 01273 476707, www.chaulas.co.uk

The Chilli PickleWinner of two AA Rosette awards, The ChilliPickle is an Indian bistro in the heart of theNorth Lanes. The food is regional Indiancuisine executed at the highest level. Lunchis packed full of Indian street food as well asa good selection of Thalis, Kathi Kebabs andthe ever popular Masala Dosa. Sumptuousfeasts at dinner include the national award-winning Oxtail Madras. Belgian Beers, OriginalIPA, luxury loose teas and a well thought outwine list also feature.42 Meeting House Lane, Brighton, 01273 323824,www.thechillipicklebistro.co.uk

Elizabethan Cottage TandooriEstablished in 1987 and set in a 16th centurybuilding, Elizabethan Cottage Tandooricarefully blends Bangladeshi & Indian influences, creating great food and an atmosphere with a difference. It’s not just a meal, but an experience. 130–136 Old London Road, Patcham,Brighton, BN1 8YA, 01273 507075

ItalianDonatelloFlagship venue of this local family-runbusiness serving excellent value Italian food in stylish surroundings. Brilliant-valuemeal deals on blackboards outside – two

courses £6.95, three £8.95 – as well as à lacarte. The haunt of celebs in season fromsoap stars to politicos. Fun, friendly andfabulous value.Brighton Place, Brighton BN1 1HJ, 01273 775477, www.donatello.co.uk

Fat LeoThe budget branch of the Donatello stable but you’d be hard-pressed to see why. Qualityfamily dining in the Italian mould but a littleless expensive. Popular with students andyoung families, with trendy interiors, and amenu with the signature set-price boardsproclaiming any two courses £5.95, and three at £7.95.16–17 Market Street, Brighton BN1 1HH,01273 325135, www.fatleo.co.uk

JapaneseMoshi MoshiIs there a better and cooler place to eatJapanese in Brighton? We don’t think so, and neither do Moshi Moshi’s ever-growing fan base. Their sushi is fantastic, the servicegreat, and they’ve won a brace of awards fortheir work in fish conservation. If you’re notyet a Moshi member, you’re missing out:their 50% off on Moshi Mondays are aphenomenom.Opticon, Bartholomew Square, Brighton, BN11JS, 01273 719195, www.moshibrighton.couk

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YOGA GROOVE 17

Taking place in Seaford this September, thefirst Yoga Groove Festival will mix yoga withmusic, dance and food

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To be in with a chance of winning one of two weekend passes to the Yoga Groove Festival, just tell us: What is the name of the new yoga and meditation charity that the Yoga Groove Festival supports?Email your answer to competitions@thelatest.co.uk with ‘YogaGroove’ in the subject box by Monday 13 September. Don’tforget to leave your name, email and phone number.

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T he UK gets its first interactive yoga, music and dance festival this month –and it’s taking place just along the coast in Seaford, in the stunning cliff-top environs of Florence House. The Yoga Groove Festival, which takes

place from 17–19 September, will be a truly unique experience combining yogawith food, music and dance in a fusion of east and western flavours.

Yoga of all different styles will be on offer to festival goers of all levels,hosted by some of the world’s most renowned teachers. But in between theAnusara, AcroYoga and Astanga, you’ll also be able to take part in eclecticdance workshops or listen to African music and DJs and shake yourchakras in the Rhythm, Music & Dance Tent.

You’ll also have the chance to try out holistic therapies at the BodymindGarage, and learn to make delicious veggie, vegan and raw food – andchocolate! – at the Karma Yoga Kitchen. And that’s not to mention the liveacts and cabaret also planned for your entertainment.

Free to under 12s, the Yoga Groove Festival is also going to be big onfamily, with lots of special goodies for kids on the Sunday.

This is, say organisers, a festival of mind opening chill – and they thinkit’s long overdue. “We want to show the UK that yoga is not about smellingstrange, eating tofu and wearing white robes,” says co-ordinator BridgetStacey. “It can be fun and funky, for anyone and everyone.”

That’s not forgetting the benefits of yoga, of course. The festival is all in aid ofthe new Yoga Groove Foundation, which will offer grants to yoga and meditationteachers willing to take yoga out of the studio into areas and communities ofthe UK which have previously not been able to access it. The same ethos guidesboth the festival and its foundation – a spirit of celebration that connects body,mind and spirit within each of us, and links heart to heart in community.The Yoga Groove Festival, Florence House, Seaford, 17–19 September, £30(Friday evening dance party) – £150 (three-day pass) with one-day passesabout £60, www.yogagroovefestival.com

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in his later life found himself attracted to energetic young women. It’s heldthat one of them was the original for Hilda in The Master Builder. And in the19th century people certainly realised that climbing up a large tower hascertain Freudian implications...

Tell us about the gothic element in The Master Builder...I’m interested in the fact Ibsen is also writing in the period of the late VictorianGothic. He writes The Master Builder in 1892. The Picture Of Dorian Gray iswritten a year earlier, when Sherlock Holmes also bursts onto the scene. AndJekyll and Hyde is 1886. The idea of the Gothic is quite present in The MasterBuilder. They talk about being possessed by creatures. They call them ‘trolls’,which I think nowadays you associate with small dolls with purple hair, so I’vechanged it to ‘creatures of the night’. These trolls don’t like the daylight, theycan change shape, they don’t like Christian imagery, and they like to eathuman flesh. Now what does that remind you of? Although Dracula isn’twritten for another seven years, it seems to me that trolls are vampiric, and Iwant people to make that association. In rehearsals we’ve worked to makesure that gothic symbolism walks hand in hand with psychological realism.The Master Builder is at the Minerva Theatre, Chichester Festival Theatre, from9 September to 9 October, £21.50–27.50, www.cft.org.uk, 01243 781312

BRIGHTON DOME, CORN EXCHANGE01273 709709 www.brightondome.orgThe Mill New show from Ockham'sRazor, who specialise in physicaltheatre for aerial equipment.>11–12 September, 8pm Saturday &3pm Sunday, £15, family ticket £45

BRIGHTON DOME, PAVILION THEATRE01273 709709 www.brightondome.orgThe Author Tim Crouch’s new play,performed within the audience, is aboutthe harm carried out in the name of art. >8–10 September, Wed & Thu 8pm, Fri6pm & 9pm, £12.50

World Of Wrong Following sell-outshows at Brighton Festival earlier thisyear, this is another chance to see thefast, furious and absurd dance offemale dance duo The Two Wrongies. >21 September, 7.30pm, £5

BRIGHTON LITTLE THEATRE, www.the-little.co.ukRebecca Dark suspense and theimplacable clash of wills in adaptation ofDaphne du Maurier’s famous novel.>28 September –2 October, 7.45pm, £7.50

CHICHESTER FESTIVAL THEATRE,MINERVA 01243 781312 www.cft.org.ukThe Master Builder Henrik Ibsen’stragedy of betrayal, guilt, sexualpassion, and the disintegration of love. >9 September–9 October, 7.45pm mostevenings, some matinees, visit websitefor details, £27.50

Enron One of the most infamousscandals in financial history becomes a theatrical epic in Lucy Prebble’s newplay. See feature on p11.>9–18 September 7.30pm 2pm matineeWed & Sat, £10–£34

> Tuesday 7 to Monday 13 September >

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L7 > Tuesday 7 August to Monday 13 September >4WHAT’S ON

UPSTAIRS AT THREE AND TEN, BRIGHTON07800 983 290www.otherplaceproductions.co.ukCrimes Against Humanities Teachers A disillusioned Humanities teacherknows he has to leave his school. But how does he leave with dignity and say the things he needs to say?>18 September, 8pm, £8/£6

WORTHING: CONNAUGHT THEATRE, 01903 206206 www.worthingtheatres.co.ukBedroom Farce Peter Hall directsAyckbourn’s ingenious comedy about the trials and tribulations ofsuburban marriage.>7–11 September, 730pm, 2pmmatinee Weds & 2.30pm matinee Sat,£15.50–£24.50

Keeping Up Appearances Comedy fromRoy Clarke who wrote the popular TVseries. Stars Gareth Hale (Hale & Pace).>14–18 September, 730pm, 2pmmatinee Weds & 2.30pm matinee Sat,£14–£23

Gothic revivalFollowing his acclaimed Nicholas Nickleby,David Edgar returns to the CFT with a newtranslation of Ibsen’s The Master Builder. Hechats to Bella Todd about anticipating Dracula

Why do we need a new translation of The Master Builder?Translations date. I think you do a sort of deal – the more vivid you make it,the more immediate, the more it is going to feel out of date in 20 years time.So I think it’s almost true that the better a translation, the shorter it will last.Your real responsibility is to try and give the contemporary audience theexperience that the original author intended. We’ve made it two rather thanthree acts. This isn’t at all to say that modern audiences can’t deal with longnights at the theatre. But what I do hope is that people will come out and justcheck their programmes to make absolutely sure that this is a play aboutIbsen. It will be a brisk evening and feel as lively and vivid as Ibsen intended.

What have been the particular problems, or joys, with translating Ibsen?It’s the first time I’ve done it, and I should make clear that I’ve done it with thehelp of a literal translation, which is very common these days. You want toclean the play so that the colours show brightly, and that often meanschanging it a bit, using contemporary dramatic techniques. Irony is anexample. We say the opposite of what we mean much more often than the lateVictorians. And if you want to present someone being sassy and witty, that’squite a good technique.

Did you have a say in the casting?Michael Pennington is the Master Builder – that was the deal for me. My firstbig success was a play called Destiny, which is about the National Front.Michael played a large part in it and was brilliant. I’ve continued to admirehim, both his acting and his mind. And Philip Franks directed NicholasNickleby, so it's wonderful to be working with him again.

The Master Builder is more surreal, symbolic, meditative – you can verymuch sense that it’s one of Ibsen’s later plays...The funny thing about Ibsen is he wrote all his great middle-period plays,which are about gloomy people in terrible marriages in a very cold northerncountry, while living in the Bay of Naples. In fact, I’ve stayed in the hotel inSorrento in which he wrote Ghosts, this lovely Mediterranean hotel, and he satthere writing a play about syphilis! However, at the end of his life he wentback to Norway, and started writing about old men whose powers are waningbeing reinvigorated by young women from their past. Like Bernard Shaw, Ibsen

EASTBOURNE: DEVONSHIRE PARKTHEATRE 01323 412000www.eastbournetheatres.co.ukThe Madness Of George III AlanBennett’s epic comic play in which thehealth of the nation is at the mercy ofthe mental health of one man.>7–11 September, 7.45pm, 2.30pmmatinee Wed & Sat, £13.50–£19.50

Up ’n’ Under John Godber directs the25th anniversary production of hisOlivier Award-winning comedy about anunruly group of amateur rugby players.>20–25 September, 7.45pm, 2.30pmmatinee Wed & Sat, £13.50–£19.50

THEATRE ROYAL, BRIGHTON 08448 717650www.theambassadors.com/theatreroyal Spirit Of The Dance Irish dance meetstango, flamenco and salsa in thisenergetic, award-winning show.>9–11 Sep, 7.45pm, £17–£23

Rocky Horror Show Richard O’Brien’sclassic rock ’n’ roll musical. With MichaelAspel as narrator.>13–18 Sep, 7.45pm, Fri & Sat 6pm & 9pm, £14.50–£30.50

Stage

“These ‘trolls’ don’t likedaylight, they don’t likeChristian imagery, and theyeat human flesh. Now whatdoes that remind you of?”

Michael Penningtonin rehersal

Pic: Manuel Harlan

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The Switch (12A)Dir: Josh Gordon, Will SpeckJennifer Aniston stars as a kookyclucky lady who, against theprotests of best friend Wally (JasonBateman) decides to have a kid onher own. After careful selection shesettles on Roland (Patrick Wilson)as her sperm donor, but there’s amix up and Wally ends up replacingRoland’s gold with his own. Bigsecret to keep. Huge!Showing at Odeon

The Last Exorcism (15)Dir: Daniel StammPatrick Fabian stars as a preacher,hoping to perform his last fakeexorcism. Preparing to come clean, heinvites a film crew along to record hisconfession when he is summoned toan isolated farm in Louisiana to rid afarmer’s daughter of a possession.Except it doesn’t look very fake here.Showing at Cineworld and Odeon

Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (12A)Dir: Edgar WrightA must-see for anyone who has everpicked up a console fighting gamesince 1985. Michael Cera plays Scott, anice-ish geeky guy in a cool band

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evil exes. Everyone’s got baggage.Showing at Duke Of York’s, Odeon and Cineworld

The Expendables (12A)Dir: Sylvester StalloneA team of mercenaries with a crackcast – including Sly Stallone, JasonStatham, Jet Li and Dolph Lundgren –with stellar names like Hale Caesar,Yin Yang, and Lee Christmas, go out tooverthrow a military dictator. Not aseasy as it used to be back in the ‘80s,leaving Sly and co. itching to go backin and right the wrongs they leftuncorrected and perpetrated.Showing at Cineworld and Odeon

The Girl Who Played With Fire(15)Dir: Daniel AlfredsonFresh on the back of the success ofThe Girl With The Dragon Tattoo comesanother tale of mystery and murder.Having served his time in jail,journalist Blomkvist returns toMillennium to investigate a billiondollar sex trafficking ring. When twoof his researchers are killed LisbethSalander looks set to be the fall girl.Showing at Duke Of York’s, Cineworldand Connaught

The Illusionist (PG)Dir: Sylvain ChometFrom the comic book writer-cum-filmmaker who brought us BellevilleRendez-Vous comes this charmingtale, fresh off the festival circuit. It’sset in 1950s Scotland, where anaspiring conjuror visits a rural villageand captures the interest of a youngwoman enchanted by his powers ofillusion. Showing at Duke Of York’s

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Dinner For Schmucks (12A) Dir: Jay RoachPaul Rudd stars as Tim, a man on the up. But before he can pass ‘Go’ and pickup his nice fat promotion he has to attend one of his bosses dinners, in whicha collection of idiots are gathered as guests and made fun of. Not the nicestboss in the world. Anyway, when Tim’s fiancee hears about this, sheconvinces him to skip the dinner. He’s a decent guy after all – until he meetsBarry. Barry (played by Steve Carrell) is the Golden Fleece of dipsticks. He’san idiot of such massive proportions – though well meaning with it – that Timfinds himself taking his new pal along to the meanie’s dinner as his goldenticket to career assuredness. Things don’t quite work out that way. Of coursenot. And Barry’s well meaning help sends Tim’s life spiralling. Can you guesswhat the moral of the story is yet, folks? All harmless fun of course.Showing at Odeon and Cineworld

TUESDAY 7Avatar: Special Edition 3D (12A) 5.15Dinner For Schmucks (12A) 3.15, 6.00, 8.40 The Expendables (PG) 8.50Grown Ups (12A) 3.30, 6.30, 9.10Inception (12A) 2.15, 8.30The Last Exorcism (15) 2.30, 4.45, 8.50, 9.20Leaving (15) 9.00pm Salt (12A) 2.45Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (12A) 2.00, 4.30, 7.00, 9.30 The Switch (12A) 3.00, 5.30, 8.15Toy Story 3 3D (U) 3.45, 6.15

WEDNESDAY 8Avatar: Special Edition 3D (12A) 5.15Dinner For Schmucks (12A) 3.15, 6.00, 8.40 The Expendables (PG) 8.50Grown Ups (12A) 3.30, 6.30, 9.10Inception (12A) 2.15, 5.20, 8.30The Last Exorcism (15) 2.30, 4.45, 8.50, 9.20Salt (12A) 2.45, 9.00Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (12A) 2.00, 4.30, 7.00, 9.30 The Switch (12A) 3.00, 5.30, 8.15Toy Story 3 3D (U) 3.45, 6.15

THURSDAY 9Avatar: Special Edition 3D (12A) 5.15Dinner For Schmucks (12A) 3.15, 6.00, 8.40 The Expendables (PG) 8.50Grown Ups (12A) 3.30, 6.30, 9.10Inception (12A) 2.15, 5.20, 8.30The Last Exorcism (15) 2.30, 4.45, 8.50, 9.20The Last Song (PG) 10.30amSalt (12A) 2.45, 9.00Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (12A) 2.00, 4.30, 7.00, 9.30 The Switch (12A) 10.45, 3.00, 5.30, 8.15Toy Story 3 3D (U) 3.45, 6.15

Films showing Friday 10–Monday 13Check with cinema to confirm film showings and times

TUESDAY 7The Girl Who Played With Fire (15) 1.30The Illusionist (PG) 4.00No Impact Man + Q&A (15) 6.30Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (12A) 8.30Went The Day Well? (PG) 11.00am

WEDNESDAY 8Cyrus (15) 6.45The Girl Who Played With Fire (15) 1.30Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (12A) 11.00, 4.00, 9.00

THURSDAY 9The Girl Who Played With Fire (15) 1.30, 6.15The Illusionist (PG) 4.00Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (12A) 9.00

FRIDAY 10American: The Bill Hicks Story (15) 11.30pm

SATURDAY 11How To Train Your Dragon 2D (15) 11.00am

SUNDAY 12TBC

MONDAY 13Stephen Fry Live: The Fry Chronicles 7.30

TUESDAY 7Avatar 3D: Special Edition (12A) 4.30Dinner For Schmucks (12A) 3.40, 6.20, 8.50The Expendables (15) 2.10, 4.40, 9.20 The Girl Who Played With Fire (15) 8.10Grown Ups (12A) 3.50, 6.10, 8.30Inception (12A) 8.00The Last Airbender 3D (PG) 2.30The Last Exorcism (15) 2.20, 4.20, 6.40, 9.00Piranha 3D (18) 4.50, 7.00, 9.10Salt (12A) 7.00Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (12A) 3.30, 6.00, 8.40Toy Story 3 3D (U) 3.10, 5.40

WEDNESDAY 8Avatar 3D: Special Edition (12A) 4.30Dinner For Schmucks (12A) 3.40, 6.20, 8.50The Expendables (15) 2.10, 4.40, 9.20 The Girl Who Played With Fire (15) 8.10Grown Ups (12A) 3.50, 6.10, 8.30Inception (12A) 8.00The Last Airbender 3D (PG) 2.30The Last Exorcism (15) 2.20, 4.20, 6.40, 9.00Piranha 3D (18) 4.50, 7.00, 9.10Salt (12A) 7.00Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (12A) 3.30, 6.00, 8.40Toy Story 3 3D (U) 3.10, 5.40

THURSDAY 9Avatar 3D: Special Edition (12A) 4.30Dinner For Schmucks (12A) 3.40, 6.20, 8.50The Expendables (15) 2.10, 4.40, 9.20 The Girl Who Played With Fire (15) 8.10Grown Ups (12A) 3.50, 6.10, 8.30Inception (12A) 8.00The Last Airbender 3D (PG) 2.30The Last Exorcism (15) 2.20, 4.20, 6.40, 9.00Piranha 3D (18) 4.50, 7.00, 9.10Salt (12A) 7.00Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (12A) 3.30, 8.40Toy Story 3 3D (U) 3.10, 5.40

Films showing Friday 10–Monday 13Check with cinema to confirm film showings and times

TUESDAY 7Piranha 3D (18) 8.00

WEDNESDAY 8Knight And Day (12A) 2.30Piranha 3D (18) 8.00

THURSDAY 9Piranha 3D (18) 8.00

FRIDAY 10Avatar: Special Edition 3D (12A) 7.15The Girl Who Played With Fire (15) 4.15

SATURDAY 11Avatar: Special Edition 3D (12A) 7.15The Girl Who Played With Fire (15) 4.15Space Chimps 2: Zartop Strikes Back 3D (U) 10.15amToy Story 3 3D (U) 1.30

SUNDAY 12Avatar: Special Edition 3D (12A) 7.15The Girl Who Played With Fire (15) 4.15Inception (PG) 1.00, 7.45Shrek Forever After 2D (U) 4.45Toy Story 3 3D (U) 1.30

MONDAY 13Avatar: Special Edition 3D (12A) 1.15The Girl Who Played With Fire (15) 2.00, 8.00Inception (PG) 7.45

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TUESDAY 7Rosie Brown And The Tall Boys + Tim KeeganFemale-fronted band fusing jazz, country andfolk influences. >Latest Musicbar, 8pm, £5/3The Moody Blues The ‘60s pop legends,responsible for the classic Knights In WhiteSatin, return to Brighton. >Brighton Centre, 8pm, £37.50

WEDNESDAY 8Black Mountain + Wolf People The first in twodays of gigs by great Canadian acts: at timesstaggeringly affecting retro-flavoured stonerrock from Vancouver. >Concorde 2, 7.30pm, £12Jazz Morley Female soul singer hailing fromDorset, likened to Duffy. >Komedia, 7.30pm, £6Martin Harley The blues roots musician literallygets on his bike for this cycle-bound UK tour. >Latest Musicbar, 8.30pm, £8/7Philadelphia Grand Jury Extremely enjoyableAussie rock ’n’ roll trio. >Prince Albert, 7.30pm, £4-6The Ruby Suns New Zealand psychedelic popact influenced by world music. >The Hope, 7.30pm, £7.50

THURSDAY 9Cymbals Eat Guitars DIY indie rockers fromStaten Island, US. >Audio, 7.30pm, £6The New Pornographers + Freelance Whales ACNewman's irrepressible Canadian pop rockersplay what should be a great gig. >Concorde 2, 8pm, £12.50

TRC + Lower Than Atlantis Screamo and metal.

>Prince Albert, 7.30pm, £6.50

FRIDAY 10Brighton Jazz Club: Kit Downes TrioWeekly gathering of jazz fans and musos alike. >Komedia, 8pm, £8Fat Freddy's Drop Popular ska and funk bandhailing from Brighton. >Concorde 2, 8pm, £tbcSky Larkin Leeds indie trio hailed by some as a‘next big thing’. >Audio, 7pm, £7This Is Elvis And The Burning Love Band JimDevereaux's acclaimed tribute to The King. >Komedia, 8pm, £15Tom Brosseau + Angela Correa + RobertStillman American acoustic singer-songwriter. >Fair Trade Gallery, 8pm, £7

SATURDAY 11The Like All-female LA indie rockers harkingback to the early nineties 4AD alt-rock sound. >Audio, 7pm, £7.50

SUNDAY 12 Ace Cafe Reunion Bikers' gathering with stalls,DJs and live music. >Concorde 2, 10am-7pm, freeCome Jive With Me!: Catfish Kings Brighton'spopular jive band hit the stage with wailingsaxes, bluesy guitar and boogying piano. >Komedia, 7.30pm, £6.50Phosphorescent + Timber Timbre + CaitlinRose Acclaimed Brooklyn act fusing a SouthernGothic sound with psyche-folk. >Komedia, 8pm, £10Rory Ellis The Australian roots/acoustic/countryperformer launches his new album. >LatestMusicbar, 8pm, £9/7The Melting Vinyl + Willkommen FoxtrotThe folk-fuelled collective's Sunday afternoonbash at Stanmer House. >Stanmer House, 2pm, £20

MONDAY 13Balcony TV Brighton Presents... Showcase ofBrighton-based acts. >LatestMusicbar, 8pm, £2Barenaked Ladies The huge-selling, slightlysmug, Canadian pop-rockers open the Dome'sAutumn music programme. >Brighton Dome Concert Hall, 8pm, £25Horse Feathers + The Robot Heart Indie rockinfluenced by The Breeders.>Brighton Ballroom, 8pm, £7Nell Bryden Soul and Americana vocalistinfluenced by the classics. >Prince Albert, 7.30pm, £tbc

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> Tuesday 7 to Monday 13 September >

Music listings> Tuesday 7 to Monday 13 September >

Club listings

TUESDAY 7DIGITAL Glitterati. Sexy, fresh, funky and damn well classy dear. >11pm–3am, £5/3 NUSJAM Trip Out. Eclectic mix of electro swing, breaks and trip-hop. >11pm–2am, £2LIFE The Vice Social. Cheeky remixes, cuts andedits you wouldn’t find at a standard student night!>10.30pm, free b4 11pm, £3/2 afterPAVILLION TAVERN Guerilla Rocks. Beer-drenchedinstitution of indie, rock, metal and punk mash-up.>10.30pm, free b4 12am

WEDNESDAY 8AUDIO Supercharged. These guys don't need anintro, its THE Breakbeat banditos, The Freestylers.>11pm, £3 NUSDIGITAL The Poundance. Awesome mash-up revelry! >11pm, £1LIFE Broke. >10.30pm–2.30am, £4/1THE LOFT Shock Night. >10pm–3am, £5/4

THURSDAY 9 AUDIO Bastard pop. >11pm, £3/2COALITION Secret Discotheque. Retro disco, ‘80spop and TV theme tunes. >10.30pm, £3/1INK Inkubass. Dubstep’s new Thursday home. Blap!>8pm, £7/5 HONEY CLUB The One. Six DJs, three rooms ofR'n'B, Indie & House. >10.30pm–3am, £3-1LIFE Shameless. Midweek car crash of genres.>11pm, £3/1

FRIDAY 10 AUDIO Minimal Kids. Brighton's playground forbleeps, squeaks and fashion. >11pm, £5 b4 12BRIGHTON COALITION Friday I’m In Love. DJs >11pm–5am, £4/1CASABLANCA Mirrorball. Consider this your lessonin urban cool! >10pm, £5

CONCORDE 2 Slackers Convention Party. Breaks,Beats and Party Nonsense. >11pm, £3DIGITAL Stonelove. >11pm–3am, £4FUNKY BUDDHA LOUNGE Drink, Dance, Repeat.>11pm–4am, £5/3 HONEY CLUB Lollipop. Sexy R’n’B, funky house,hip-hop and pop with the Lollipop boys.>10.30pm–3am, £tbcINK Ice Box. Funky house, R’n’B and dancehallparty for a dressed-up crowd. >10pm–4am, £5JAM Po' Monkeys. Strictly ‘60s blues, soul and rockbooming out the big JAM sound box.>11.30pm–3am, £3 b4 1LIFE Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box. Fidget,bass and firing electro. >11pm–3am, £6-4LOLA LO Tiki Beats. >8pm–3am, £7/freeTHE JAZZ PLACE Tongues. Italo Disco, Electroclash,‘60s Garage, French Disco, Post Punk, andKrautrock. >11pm, £4/3THE LOFT Malicious. >10pm–3am, £5/freeVOLKS Burleske. Circus culture fused withElectronic stylings that'll go straight for your beat jugglers! >11pm–9am, £free-5

SATURDAY 11AUDIO Summer Of Love. >11pm–4am, freeCOALITION Floorplay. Bouncy electro-house, tech and energetic classics. >10.30pm, £8CONCORDE 2 Big Black Box Techno. The Baron ofTechno with Punk kick in his soul, Dave Clarkeheadlines. >11pm-5am, £7.50DIGITAL Flawless. Big room, progressive and tech-house slammers from Hackney boy, MichaelWoods. >11pm–4am, £12-8 FUNKY BUDDHA LOUNGE Maxxi Soundsystem.>11pm, £5 b4 12HONEY CLUB Honey Presents Lottie + JJoy. Deepand tribal to techy house. >11pm, £10/8KOMEDIA W.I.T.C.H. Female fronted ravers, Punk,Pop and Rock Nuggets. >11pm, £5KOMEDIA Motor City. >11pm, £5/3LIFE Hold Up. Indie. >11pm–4am, £5LOLA LO Zombie Nation.>8pm, £10/5MICRO @DIGITAL Schizotheque. A ghetto electrodisco. >11pm–3am, £5/3PAVILLION TAVERN Back To The Future. SeeHighlight >11pm–3am, £3/2THE JAZZ PLACE Unhooked Generation. A night of‘60s Soul, Motown, Northern Soul and Garage.>10pm, £5/4VOLKS Skank.Kings of the Jungle, Serial Killaz. Big.>11pm-5am, £5 b4 12

SUNDAY 12COALITION Frequency. >10pm, free

MONDAY 13AUDIO Glue. Sticking hip-hop to dancehall.>11pm–3am, £3/2BRIGHTON COALITION Trash Mondays.>10.30pm–3am, £3/free

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BACK TO THEFUTURETired of Gio Goi-cladHouse huggers, nightshade-wearing Techfreaks, pixie cut club kids andjumper-waisted ravers? Fed up of beingfleeced of all your 9-5 earnings for an entranceticket that you lost anyway? Then the timehas come to pack up your club threads andhead Back To The Future. It’s cheaper thanPrimark pants and more fun than aspacehopper face-off on a bouncy castle.Explore the musical decades with your nuttyprofessors Matt and Gazz, head honchos tothe always rammed Guerilla Rocks clubgenious. Bouncy pop, sing-a-long classics,rock anthems, ‘80s hits, nostalgic dance andcurrent chart tunes – it’s a welcome slice ofunpretentious awesomeness. Join the family.Saturday 11 September, Pavillion Tavern

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>highlight

Black Mountain, Wednesday 8, The Hope

manchester street, brighton tel. 01273 687171 thelatest.co.uk/musicbar

tues 7 sep rosie brown&the tall boys as fresh

and enveloping as morning mist, and

as disquietingly opaque, the music of

Rosie Brown weaves a wondrous spell,

mojo magazine+tim keegan&other

special guests

8pm £5/£3

wed 8 sep martin harley 27 shows, 1200 miles,

31 days... on a bike. martin harley is

one of britains most exciting and

innovative blues musicians and this is

his latest adventure

7pm £8/£7 adv

thurs 9 sep catalyst club 3 guest speakers each

take to the lectern for 15 minutes to

enthuse, debate and entertain on

subjects that range from voodoo to

tinned meat

8pm £5

fri 10 sep private party to book your private

party, wedding or anniversary contact

ruth or emma on 01273 687171 or

email bookings@thelatest.co.uk

sat 11 sepupstairs: summer madness varietyparty voodoo vaudeville presents a

host of your favourites and your

favourite host, catch the last rays of

setting sun, cocktails and shirtsleeves

7.30pm £12/£10 conc

downstairs: private party to book

your private party, wedding or

anniversary contact ruth or emma on

01273 687171 or email

bookings@thelatest.co.uk

sun 12 sep rory ellis album launch charismatic

australian country singer / songwriter

rory ellis is on his 7th tour since 2004.

he is here promoting his 5th studio

album

mon 13 sep balcony tv brighton a night of live

music from Brightons finest signed and

unsigned artists

7pm £2

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23MUSIC

MusicWith Jeff HemmingsRIZWAN-MUAZZAM QAWWALI

Nephews of the legendary Nusrat Fateh Ali,Rizwan and Muazzam continue the musicallegacy of their uncle, perfoming Qawwali, thesoaring devotional music of the mystic Sufisof Pakistan and India. A World Sacred MusicFestival gig, it’s in support of the Pakistanflood disaster appeal – collections for CareInternational will be made on the night.Saturday 11 September, Sallis Benney

FAT FREDDY’S DROPThis seven-piece from Wellington, NewZealand draw inspiration from almost everygenre of black music, including soul, jazz anddub, and their easy skanking sound hasbecome a big hit here in Europe. Their newalbum, Live At The Roundhouse, captures thesheer uplifting energy of their live shows.Friday 10 September, Concorde 2

LES SHELLEYSAcoustic duo from Los Angeles made up of themarvellously fragile and brooding noir-folkie TomBrosseau and his singing partner Angela Correa,known to some as the lead singer of indie popoutfit Correatown. Their debut album is acollection of their takes on American standardsand folk traditionals from the last century.Friday 10 September, Fairtrade Gallery.Available in advance only from 07990 511576

PHILADELPHIA GRAND JURYChildhood buddies Berkfinger and MC BadGenius have recently been joined by 54-year-old African-American drummer Calvin, whoused to session drum for US disco and funkacts like Earth Wind and Fire. Together theymake punk music with soul in the spirit if DIY.Reference points include early Elvis Costello,The Eels and Talking HeadsWednesday 8 September, Prince Albert

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Laura Marling leads thelineup at Foxtrot, the secondall-day nu-folk event to beheld in the sumptuousStanmer House

CARE TODANCE?

F ollowing on from the success of lastyear’s event, Brighton’s folk collective,Wilkommen Records, and promoters

Melting Vinyl have organised a bigger andbetter follow-up in Foxtrot – again set in andaround the stately home and Grade I listedStanmer House.“Marcus [of Wilkommen]wanted to have a flagship festival for hislabel,” says Melting Vinyl’s Anna Moulson.“They saw the work we were doing and feltthere was a kindred spirit in Melting Vinyl.”

Having grown from a loose collective of like-minded souls gathering in people’s houses totalk and share music, the Wilkommen Collectivehas rapidly expanded to encompass a cutting-edge label specialising in leftfield nu-folkmusic.Headlining the 400 capacity event thisyear is Laura Marling, a folk star in the making.Only 20 years old, she has already releasedtwo commercially successful and criticallyacclaimed albums in Alas I Cannot Swim and ISpeak Because I Can, both of whom have beennominated for the Mercury Music Prize.

“Marcus got in touch about Laura – shewanted to play a smaller event with her friendsand with less pressure than he hasexperienced over the last year or so,” saysAnna.

There will also be a range of artists fromthe Collective and its extended family at thisall-day event, including a rare performancefrom Shoreline and the first full set fromWilkommen’s very own super group, TheClimbers (which features Nick Hemmings andChristian Hardy from The Leisure Society).

Also on the bill is the orchestral pop of TheMiserable Rich, the beautiful traditional folk ofMary Hampton, the psychedelic folk of Sons ofNoel And Adrian, Kristin McClement, Rozi Plain,The Mariner’s Children, Francois & The AtlasMountains, Rayon Breed and Rowan Coupland.

“There’s a fresh and new vibe about thefestival,” says Anna. “It’s very Sussex-basedwith a few Melting Vinyl type artists such asRayon Breed (ex-The Wellingtons), who arelike a folkier version of The Half Sisters.

“This year’s is a bigger event than last year –we’ve got a marquee out in the garden as wellas The Henry Pelham Room and another bar.And we’ve got The Big Lemon Bus to take peopleto and from the site. It can be a very lonely roadwalking through the park at night!

“We want the festival to gradually grow. I’veseen so many festivals that are trying too hardto be big too quickly. This is a more word-of-mouth event... And I just love Stanmer House!”Foxtrot, 12 September, Stanmer House, Falmer

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Events preview

BRIGHTON & HOVE OPEN DOOR 2010 The National Heritage open days event will see over170 free events and heritage buildings open to thepublic giving a sneaky look into architectural gemsthat are usually closed to the public.

This year’s themed events include 18th CenturyBrighton, early-19th Century Brighton, Archaeology,and Fashionable Houses. Events in other categoriesinclude My House My Street, Industrial Heritage,Eco Houses, and Religious Spaces. Tours will takeplace around Brighton landmarks and places of interest from the Old Police Cells tothe Earthship in Stanmer Park. Themed trails include Joe Orton’s Brighton.

A number of the events take place outdoors and have added elements:Rohan Kriwaczek will be playing funerary violin in the Grade II Listed Vault inthe Rest Garden on Dyke Road on Sunday 12 September from 4pm, and therewill be walking tours back in time in St Ann’s Well Gardens in Hove on Saturday11 September at 11am and 2pm. Brighton & Hove Open Door 2010, 9–12 September, venues around Brighton &Hove, www.rth.org.uk/opendoor10. Some events have limited availability andmust be pre-booked, check the website for details. See more on Open Door 2010in Building Opinions, Latest Homes, p7.

TUESDAY 7Sparks Spoken word event with short storieswritten and read by local authors. To submit astory email sparksbrighton@hotmail.co.uk>Upstairs at Three and Ten, Brighton, 8pm, £5

THURSDAY 9 The Catalyst Club Now in its sixth year, thismonthly spoken word event offers an eclecticarray of 15 minute lectures from enthusiasts onsubjects ranging from Tin Tin to Utopia.>Latest Music Bar, Brighton, 8pm, £5

SATURDAY 11 Big Sussex Market Brighton & Hove Food &Drink Festival event. Over 70 local farmers andproducers, plus bar and hot food from localrestaurants. Also Sunday 12.>New Road, Jubilee Street and Jubilee Square,Brighton, 10am–6pm, free admission,www.brightonfoodfestival.comLive Food Stage 2010 Brighton & Hove Food &Drink Festival event. Hosted by Latest 7's ownfood critic and author Andrew Kay, the jampacked 2-day event showcases localrestaurants, celebrated chefs and more. Specialguest chefs include Henry Harris of Racine and2007 Masterchef winner Steven Wallis. AlsoSunday 12.>Royal Pavilion Gardens, Brighton,10.30am–6pm, free admission,www.brightonfoodfestival.com

Rag Trade Pop Up Sale Pop-up pre-loveddesigner womenswear. Buy clothes for a stitchof their original price, and sell clothes todeclutter your closet and make some extracash. Clothes collections take place in the barat The Dome from 8–10 Sept, 10am–5pm everyday with a late night collection on Thursdayuntil 7pm.>Mezzanine Bar, Brighton Dome, 10am–5pm,free admission, for more information visitwww.ragtradebrighton.co.uk Tesco Wine Club Fair Brighton & Hove Food &Drink Festival event. Meet the winemakers andexperts behind the wines, taste over 250 winesfrom over 14 countries or take part in a WineWorkshop hosted by a variety of experts andthe Tesco wine team. >Brighton Centre, 11am–5pm, £10

SUNDAY 12 Ace Stories Live literature event with specialguest, American novelist and short story writerScott Bradfield. Plus local authors and live musicfrom the wonderful Michael J Sheehy. >Hotel Pelirocco, Brighton, 6pm, £3Everybody's Got To Be Somewhere Anafternoon of poetry and performance hosted byDan Belton. Featuring Jimmy (McGee) Cairney,Liz Edwards, Mr Matthew Colegate, Dan Beltonand more.>The Albert, Trafalgar Street, Brighton,2pm–5pm, £2

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Art highlights> Tuesday 7 to Monday 13 September>

Jessica ZoobFeatured artist at the recent London DesignWeek, this exquisite fine artist is one of thehighlights of Artwave 2010. Here, Jessica willbe showcasing her abstract and poeticpaintings that are rich in imagination. She’sbeen featured in a wealth of glossymagazines over the years and her work hasbeen picked up by many collectors too. Jessica Zoob, Kudos Foods & Post OfficeStores, Church Lane, Ripe, 01323 81118. Until 12 September.

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MA2010

Students from Brighton University’sMA courses in SequentialDesign/Illustration and Art andDesign by Independent Projectshowcase their work. An exhibitionthat’s bound to attract new andestablished illustrators, designersand makers from around the globe.MA2010, University of BrightonGallery, Grand Parade, 01273643010. 10–17 September.

Bridget Riley

Celebrated British painter Bridget Riley CBE hasseveral rare pieces and two orginal and brandnew screen prints showing at this Lewes-basedgallery. Since the mid-’60s, her abstract,optically vibrant paintings (geometric formsthat produce sensations of movement or colour)have been shown in major galleries andmuseums around the world.Bridget Riley, Kings Framers, 57 High Street,Lewes, 01273 481020. Until 11 September.

Between Seasons

This exhibition showcases the workof three accomplished andexpressionistic artists: Daniel Albitt,Iaysha Salih and Yvonne Coomber –all of whom reflect on thetranquillity and enchantment to befound in natural spaces.Between Seasons, Art At Five, 5Bartholomews, 01273 774222.11–25 September.

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TUESDAY 7MARINE TAVERN Pub Quiz. Brain drain at the cosylittle pub! >9pm, £1QUEEN’S ARMS Karaoke Party with Betty. >9pmR-BAR Twisted Karaoke. >8pmREVENGE Sound As A Pound. It’s a mid-week mash-up throwing out ’80s, ’90s, ’00s, electro,pop, dance and cheese. >10.30pm, £1THE BASEMENT Scene Queen. DJ Li’l Alex spins the soundtrack. All welcome! >11pm–4am, free

WEDNESDAY 8AMSTERDAM The Piano Man. >8pm, freeLEGENDS Legends Wednesday. Swig wine alfrescoon the terrace or chill out at the bar. >11am–5amMARLBOROUGH Open Mic Night. >8.30pm, freeQUEEN’S ARMS Back To Skool Cabaret: WilmaFingadoo. DJ Andy B playing all your skoolfavourites. >12pm–12.30am, freeR-BAR Trick Pop. A mash up of pop, RnB, hip hopand charty trax from 8pm. > 12pm–2am, freeTHE BASEMENT 2Pounded. Does as the tin says!With Steve Lush serving up pop, R'n'B and chartbangers. >11pm–4am, free

THURSDAY 9AMSTERDAM Total Request Karaoke. Pick a song tobelt out or vid to watch. >8pm, freeCHARLES STREET BAR Mad Cow. A divine night ofmayhem with DJs Li’l Alex and LeeRoy spinningfunky house. >8pm–3am, £1 (goes to charity)ENVY Get Some. Dance, electro, chart... >10pm, £1QUEEN’S ARMS Karaoke Party with Spice. >9pmR-BAR Pre-Girls On Top Party. An eclectic mix of allthings pop, chart and urban. >8pmREVENGE Girls On Top. If pop isn't your remedymaybe Emergency Room is your cure! >10.30pm-4am, £Free b4 11.30 with passes, 4/5 afterTHE BASEMENT Jaykey & PC's Mobile Disco.Upfront and chart pop remixes. >11pm–4am, free

FRIDAY 10BULLDOG DJ Marcia + Guy’s Karaoke. Spinning anon-stop club mix! >10pm, freeCHARLES STREET BAR Candyfloss. Bubblegumtunes and sweet camp pop. >Bar open 11am, freeDOCTOR BRIGHTONS Heads Up! It’s Friday with DJDab. Dance and house. >9.30pm–2am, freeLEGENDS Cabaret with All Mouth No Trousers.>9.30pm, freeMARLBOROUGH BAR & THEATRE Q&A. Indie,electro, soul, punk, and the classics. >5pm, freeQUEEN’S ARMS Camp Attack + Karaoke. Definitive

handbag tunes with DJ Andy B >12pm–1am, freeR-BAR Tops & Bottoms. DJ Smiffy hauls her best intrash, pop and party tunes from Girls on Top to R-Bar. >12pm–7am, freeREVENGE Lollipop Gleeks Vs Starlight. Pop ’n’ dancemish mash just got gleekier. >10pm–4am,£5/freeSTAR INN Pop Rocks! Camp disco fun with Spicefrom 9pm ‘til late. >12pm–1am, freeTHE BASEMENT Fri-Dazed. Girly pop and handbagtracks with Peter Castle. > 11pm–4am, free

SATURDAY 11CHARLES STREET BAR Fierce. Cocktails, funkyhouse and commercial tunes! > 9pm–3am, freeLEGENDS Pre-Ignition. >7pm, freeMARLBOROUGH BAR AND THEATRE Cherry Pop.Cheesy upbeat classics! >8pm, freeQUEEN’S ARMS Cabaret: Spice + Karaoke. >12pm–12amR-BAR Kinky Classics. A pre-clubbing crowd get ready for Kinky Dangerous. >Bar open12pm–7am, freeREVENGE Kinky Dangerous. Funky house, electroand pop equals. >10.30pm, £7/3THE BASEMENT Ignition. Funky house and chart remix sounds. >11pm–4am, freeTHE PV AT THE JURYS OUT PV Brunch + BootyCall. >12pm–2am, free

SUNDAY 12AMSTERDAM Sunday Lunch + Connie's Karaoke. >12pm–1am, freeDOCTOR BRIGHTONS Recovery Room + ElectroTherapy. Funky and dirty electro house. > 8pmHONEY CLUB Afrodisiac. Erotic party excess with avibrant mix of storming house dance floor fillers. >11pm, £3.50/2.50LEGENDS Sunday Cabaret with Wilma Fingadoo+ Chill Out Bar. >3.15pm, freeR-BAR Sublime Sundays . >12pm–2am, freeTHE BASEMENT Pop! Candy. Dollops of pop beltedout by DJ Jaykey. >11pm–4am, freeTHE PV AT THE JURYS OUT Sundaylicious Roast +Totally Toybox. Classic boardgames, free Wii &Giant Jenga! >12pm, free

MONDAY 13CHARLES STREET CLUB Studio 150. Pop, trash,indie, and classics. >10pm, £1.50QUEENS ARMS Tammy Twinkle's Cabaret KaraokeShow. Bar open>12pm–12am, freeTHE BASEMENT Jaykey & PC's Mobile Disco.Upfront and chart pop remixes. >11pm–4am, free

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WEDNESDAY 8Danny Bhoy: By Royal Disappointment One ofthe most perceptive and well-travelledcomedians working in the world today.> Komedia, 8pm, £14/12.

The Funnier Farm After its August break, TheFunnier Farm returns with a killer line-up. FilthyFF fave Michael Fabbri is back to headline theshow, plus they’ve got Tom Bell, and a fantasticMC in the shape of Stephen Carlin.> Caroline Of Brunswick, 8pm, £5

THURSDAY 9Krater Comedy Club Award-winning comedyevery Friday, Saturday and Sunday and now mostThursdays. Eat, drink, watch and laugh as threetop stand-ups and one of the best MCs on thecomedy circuit entertain you. Featuring RobBrown, Paul Pirie, Daniel Simonsen.> Komedia, 8pm, £8.50/6.50

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Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown - Live in Concert Seehighlights.> Pavilion Theatre (Worthing), 7.30pm, £19.

FRIDAY 10Krater Comedy Club Award-winning comedy everyFriday, Saturday and Sunday and now mostThursdays. Eat, drink, watch and laugh as three topstand-ups and one of the best MCs on the comedycircuit entertain you. Featuring Phil Nichol, PeteJohansson, Chris Ramsey, MC – Mark Olver.> Komedia, 7.30pm, £16

St Leonard's Improv Comedy Club Smashingcomedy, headlined by Damian Kingsley with ablesupport from established acts Claire Parker,Shannon Hommel, Ged Butcher, Steve Le Squeezeand MC Suzi Payton.> White Rock Theatre (Hastings), 8pm, £5

SATURDAY 11Comedy Bubble A collection of local comics cometo Burgess Hill with one breakthrough headliner toentertain the masses.> Mooch, 7.30pm, free

Krater Comedy Club See Friday.> Komedia, 7pm & 8pm, £17.50

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ROY ‘CHUBBY’ BROWN

Love him or hate him, most havean opinion on Royston Vasey, akaRoy ‘Chubby’ Brown. That would

be how he took 62nd place in Channel4’s The 100 Greatest Stand-Ups earlierthis year, beating the likes of TimMinchin, Ken Dodd, Bill Cosby andJason Manford in the race to the top.

But that, and the BBC’s 2007documentary – Roy Chubby Brown:Britain’s Rudest Comedian – is prettymuch all many know about the adultcomedian, as his material is deemedtoo rude for television. Well, here heis in Worthing.

His calling cards are his bluematerial, old-style gags anddismissal of the politically correct.Offensive to many, traditional to

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others, it mixes in comic songs,funny walks and audience abusefrom the old school of BernardManning, Jethro and Jim Davidson.

Built on the premise of writing onenew joke every day, this adult showfrom the colourful flying helmet-wearerpromises to be controversial andoccasionally topical – although not in aMark Thomas way. His views onasylum seekers are unlikely to matchany Guardian-reader’s.

Brown is loud and proud, obnoxiousand happy with it, offering a changeand contrast to the regular comedyclub circuit here in the South.Remember, though, heckle at your ownrisk. This ain’t no Southern softie.Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown: Live In Concert,Pavilion Theatre, Worthing, Thursday 9September, 7.30pm, £19

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THE JOLLY BOYSBefore reggae and ska there wasmento and The Jolly Boys have been playing it for over 60 years.Probably the oldest performers tograce the Coalition stage, thesnappily dressed septuagenarians,dubbed the Jamaican Buena VistaSocial Club, were here to promotetheir new covers album. Most of thesongs suited their laid back calypsostyle, with ‘Rehab’ and ‘Ring Of Fire’standing out. Both ‘Powda’ Bennett,73, and Albert Minott, 72, weresurprisingly sprightly and ‘Johnny’Henry, 71, sat sage-like as heplayed his sitting bass rumba box. Agreat show from a group who havemore than paid their dues.Coalition, 31 AugustJJJJJ

Steve Clements

BEIRUT“Welcome to Eastbourne”, said ZachCordon with a sideways smile.Beirut's wistful brass fitted in wellwith the period grandeur ofEastbourne’s Winter Gardenstheatre. Most of the audience weredrawn from outside town – and withonly two UK shows this year fromthe band, it was certainly worth the

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trip. Performing a set that elevatedmariachi, European folk and funeralmarching bands, this big show waslong-sold out and feverishly well-recieved. Cordon’s rich baritone led Beirut’s bittersweet,merrily swaying parade through awonderful cacophony of horns,conjuring up the kind of adulationreserved for revolutionary policticalrallies. A remarkable show in a trulyclassy joint.Winter Gardens, Eastbourne, 27 AugustJJJJJ

Finn Scott-Delany

THE CHORDSThe mod revivalists emerged from thestage smoke only a silhouette of theirformer selves. Hailing from London,The Chords lived up to their deafeningreputation but with little flair. Thevocals were coarse and off-key. Their instruments, althoughsometimes tolerable, mostly grated inharmoniously. FrontmanBilly Hassett appeared warm andenergetic, but intermittently battledwith the sound engineer who failed toreduce the level of feedback spewingfrom the microphones. The rockveterans were upstaged by their

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supporting act, The Universe, whoproved that rigorous playing,euphonic voices and an astonishingdrum solo is the source to anymodster’s heart. Brighton Coalition, 27 AugustJJJJJ

Nick Aldwinckle

CLUB SMOOCH: SUMMER HEAT WAVEYou certainly get your money'sworth with Club Smooch. A sultryand steamy Latin American themedburlesque night, it sashayed its waythrough some sizzling songs,female burlesque of all sizes andsome very funny and tongue-in-cheek ‘male’ burlesque. The hostingwas rough around the edges butthat was part of its charm, althoughif polished up the evening wouldflow much better. Special mentionfor the wonderfully inventive ‘Chav-up’ burlesque dance of Miss

Direction and the sensuous LibertySweet’s clever dress down – plus thesurprising appearance of a greattrapeze act by Miss Kitty Peels. Thevenue was fit to bursting, as weresome of the audience due to theiraptly themed attire.Komedia, 27 AugustJJJJJ

Lee Stevens

THE ALL NEW ORIGINAL TRIBUTETO THE BLUES BROTHERSA construct inspired by the classic’80s film, this tribute is less atheatre piece, more a floor-stompingly enjoyable cabaret night.A delightful cast with voices pickedto suit the songs selected by theoriginal duo, as well as a strongsupport from a trio of belting soulfemale singers, made for a funnight all the family came along toenjoy. The only weak momentscame when the ensemble ofperformers, plus the live band onstage, fragmented. Some soloperformances without the supportof the others showed the barebones of a performer’s limitations.For the most part, though, no onecared, as the audience danced inthe aisles, singing the virtues of‘Sweet Home Chicago’, and feelingthe joy of the party.Theatre Royal, 31 AugustJJJJJ

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This Is England ‘86Channel 4, 10pmFollow-up mini series to ShaneMeadows’ award-winning dramaThis Is England, set in 1986.Shaun celebrates his last day atschool but faces an uncertainfuture. Woody and Lol prepare toget married. Matching Fred Perrysuits and Grade 2s no doubt.Starring the lovely ThomasTurgoose – gotta love him. Bless.

SwingtownITV1, 10.35pmWhen the Miller family move to aposh Chicago suburb, theydiscover that their neighboursare swapping more than gossip.Initially bewildered, Susan andBruce soon come to realise thattheir swinging neighbourspresent the excitement theirmarriage craves. More thanapples in those fruit bowls.

Underage And PregnantBBC3, 8pmNatasha from Dumfries is 16.Despite wishing she was olderbefore becoming a mum, therelationship with her fella isworking. Leah from London is 15and three months pregnant. Thereality of becoming a ma issinking in, while dreams ofbecoming a doctor begin todisappear. Leg-crossing viewing.

Channel 46.10am The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs7.00 Big Brother’s Little Brother 7.25 Ultimate Big Brother 8.35 Frasier 9.05 Hollyoaks MusicShow With Matalan.co.uk 9.35 Friends 10.05 The Good Wife 11.05 Desperate Housewives 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary12.05 Brothers And Sisters 1.00 FILM: Indiscreet (1958) 2.55 Wogan’s Perfect Recall 3.25 Countdown 4.10 Deal Or NoDeal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 Coach Trip 6.00 The Simpsons When Bartdecides to spend a bit of time withMarge, it’s not long before he’sbuying tea sets and singing duets.Has he turned into a mummy’s boy?6.30 Hollyoaks Jacqui and Rhysargue at work, but Cheryl orders themto go on a date together.7.00 Channel 4 News 7.554thought.tv Series of briefdocumentaries on religious andethical issues.8.00 Help! My House Is FallingDown Trendy couple Tony andKerensa have purchased a twobedroom period property here inBrighton, but chronic damp, leaks andflimsy wall material has put thehouse on the point of collapse.9.00 Ultimate Big BrotherHighlights of the housemates’ latest24 hours in the house.10.00 This Is England ‘86 Seehighlights.11.05 FILM: Footloose (1984)Starring Kevin Bacon, Lori Singer,Dianne Wiest, John Lithgow,Elizabeth Gorcey and ChristopherPenn. Dancing drama. 1.05am The Poker Lounge Poker.2.00 Ultimate Big Brother: Live 4.05KOTV Boxing Weekly 4.30 FIMSuperbike World Championship 4.55Cooper Tires British F3 InternationalSeries 5.25 Mobil 1 The Grid 5.50World Sport

Five6.00am - 8.20 Children’s television8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Thomas &Friends 8.40 The WotWots 8.50 BigSchool 9.00 Pocoyo 9.10 Milkshake!Show Songs 9.15 The Wright Stuff10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 CSI: NY 12.40pm Five News12.45 Chinese Food In Minutes 1.15 The Boss Is Coming To Dinner1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away 2.50 I OwnBritain’s Best Home: Flying Visit 3.05 FILM: A Kiss At Midnight (2008)5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Ruby turns todrink in a misguided attempt to makeherself feel better. Hic.6.25 Live From Studio FiveMagazine show.7.00 Five News At 7 7.30 Zoo Days Zola, an Africanelephant is pregnant – but there is aproblem: her troubled past has lefther bruised and fragile, and she doesnot like baby elephants. Aw.8.00 Nature Shock This instalmenttells the story of how a dramaticdecline in the vulture population hascaused ecological disaster in India. 9.00 CSI: Miami A mysterious facefrom Jesse’s past returns.10.00 CSI: NY The CSIs uncover thelair of the compass killer. 11.00 CSI: Crime SceneInvestigation Forensic drama seriesset in Las Vegas. The teaminvestigates the high-profiledisappearance of a model andaspiring showgirl. 12.00am Five VOD Cricket On FiveHighlights of the second Twenty20international between England andPakistan at the SWALEC Stadium.12.55 Visit www.SuperCasino.com4.05 Chinese Food In Minutes 4.30 The Boss Is Coming To Dinner4.55 Animal Rescue Squad5.10 The New Tomorrow 5.35 Michaela’s Wild Challenge

Sky Sports 16.00am Good Morning Sports Fans(x3) 9.00 Netbusters 9.30 Soccer AM:The Best Bits 10.30 Speedway12.30pm Netbusters 1.00 Soccer AM:The Best Bits 2.00 Speedway 4.00 Soccer AM: The Best Bits 5.00 Football Asia 5.30 LIVE Cricket:Twenty20 International 9.30 LIVE USOpen Tennis (x2) 4.00 Football Asia4.30 Hyundai A League 5.00 UniqaLadies Golf Open

Sky Sports 26.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30Ocean Ride 7.00 WWE Afterburn 8.00Trilby Tour 8.30 Euro Tour Golf 9.30PGA Tour Golf 1.30pm Trilby Tour2.00 Shell’s Wonderful World Of Golf3.30 PGA Tour Classic 4.30 Trilby Tour5.00 Boots ‘n’ All - The Tries 6.00PGA Tour Golf 7.00 LIVE InternationalFootball 10.00 Poker Million 12.00amInternational Cricket 2.00 Golf 3.00 Close

Sky Sports 38.00am Poker 9.00 NASCAR 10.00Boots ‘n’ All - The Tries 11.00Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 RacingNews 12.00pm NASCAR 1.00 Poker2.00 Ocean Ride 2.30 Wild Spirits3.00 International Bowls: World Cup5.00 WWE Smackdown 7.00Mountainbike World 7.30 LIVEInternational Football 10.00 PGA TourGolf 11.00 Golf 12.00am GolfingWorld 1.00 Hyundai A League 1.30 International Bowls: World Cup3.30 Close

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BBC16.00am Breakfast 9.15 HelicopterHeroes 10.00 Homes Under TheHammer 11.00 To Buy Or Not To Buy11.45 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Diagnosis Murder3.00 BBC News 3.05 JuniorMasterChef 3.35 Wingin’ It 4.00 M.I. High 4.30 Blue Peter 4.55 Shaun The Sheep 5.00 Newsround 5.15 The Weakest Link 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today The latestnews, sport, weather and featuresfrom the South East of England.7.00 The One Show Stories thatmatter from across the country.7.25 EastEnders Troubles at mill.8.00 Holby City Penny discoversFrieda’s secret past, while Ric finallyaccepts Annalese’s support andagrees to chemotherapy. 9.00 Motorway Cops Documentaryseries following the traffic police asthey enforce the law on some ofBritain’s busiest and most dangerousroads.10.00 BBC News At Ten The latestnational and international news, withreports from BBC correspondentsworldwide.10.25 South East Today The latestnews, sport, weather and featuresfrom the South East of England.10.35 My Story My Story.11.05 FILM: La Bamba (1987)Music, ambition, success and tragedyall played their part in the life ofyoung Mexican-American RicardoValenzuela, better known as RichieValens. True story tragedy.12.50am Weatherview12.55 Sign Zone: Madness In TheFast Lane 1.45 Sign Zone: How ToBeat Tough Times: Money Watch 2.45Sign Zone: Penguin Island 3.15 SignZone: Ben Fogle’s Escape In Time 4.00BBC News

BBC26.00am - 9.05 Children’s television9.05 Buzz And Tell 9.10 Tinga TingaTales 9.25 Garth And Bev 9.35 Ethelbert The Tiger 9.45 Pingu9.50 Pingu 10.00 Waybuloo 10.20 Clifford The Big Red Dog 10.30 Pablo, The Little Red Fox 10.35 3rd And Bird 10.50 Wibbly Pig11.00 In The Night Garden 11.30Living Dangerously 12.00pm TheDaily Politics 12.30 GMT 1.00 AnimalPark 2.00 Wanted Down Under 3.00 Put Your Money Where YourMouth Is 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Pointless5.15 Escape To The Country 6.00 Eggheads Eggs on heads. 6.30 Climbing Great BuildingsClimbing Great Buildings. Hold on!7.00 Coast The series concludes witha 200 mile journey down England’seast coast, from the river Humber tothe river Thames and into the heart ofthe capital. 8.00 The Great British Bake OffTen home bakers take part in a bake-off to test their baking skills andbattle to be crowned best amateurbaker. Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake.9.00 The Big School Lottery Theseries follows for a full yearBirmingham Education Authority,which is the largest in Europe, as itallocates its school places. And itfollows a group of children, and theirparents, from across Birmingham asthey go through the process andmake the move from primary tosecondary school.10.00 Mercury Music Prize 2010Mercury Music Prize 2010.10.30 Newsnight In-depthinvestigation and analysis.11.20 Mercury Music Prize 2010Mercury Music Prize 2010.12.25am BBC News

ITV16.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 60 Minute Makeover 3.00 The Michael Ball Show 4.00 Inspector Morse 5.00 Britain’s Best Dish

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale David demandsthat Leyla tell him the truth. Maisiesuspects that Ryan was framed andthat the real killer is close to home.Eve and Scarlett are shocked whenHolly asks them for money.7.30 Grimefighters Mitch copeswith the illegal practices and grimethat are part of a London Friday night.8.00 New Who Wants To Be AMillionaire? Chris Tarrant hosts thenew version of the classic gameshow,which is filled with more drama andtension than ever before. 9.00 Help! I Caught It Abroad! 2Featuring patients who have beenbitten by snakes and monkeys orinfected with liver and eye parasites,as well as cases of malaria andleprosy. Mmmm, yummy.10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.35 Swingtown See highlights.11.30 Ladette To Lady Theremaining candidates face up to thedaunting challenge of playing host tothe cream of the country set whenthe prestigious Zetland Hunt pays avisit. But first the ladettes mustacclimatise to the unsavoury realitiesof country life. 12.25am The Zone Includingfeatures from QVC and ChallengeJackpot. 2.25 The Rockford Files 3.20The Jeremy Kyle Show 4.10 ITVNightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

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BBC38.00 Underage AndPregnant See highlights8.30 Snog Marry Avoid?9.00 Don’t Tell The Bride10.00 EastEnders 10.30Ideal 11.00 Family Guy11.25 American Dad! 11.45Don’t Tell The Bride12.45am World Cup’s Most Shocking Moments2010 2.45 Ideal 3.15 TotalWipeout

BBC47.00pm World News Today7.30 The Sky At Night 8.00Liz Smith’s Summer Cruise9.00 Eddie Waring: MrRugby League 10.00 TheGame That Got Away 10.30Challenge Cup Classic: The1978 Rugby League Final12.00am FILM: ThisSporting Life (1963) 2.10 Eddie Waring: MrRugby League

ITV212.00pm Coronation Street(x2) 1.00 Emmerdale 1.30The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2)3.45 Sally Jessy Raphael4.30 Loose Women 5.30Judge Judy (x3) 7.00 AllStar Mr & Mrs 8.00 TheSaturdays: 24/7 9.00Jedward: Let Loose 10.00FILM: You, Me And Dupree(2006) 12.15am Jedward:Let Loose 1.15 Emmerdale

ITV312.55pm Heartbeat 1.55Monarch Of The Glen 3.00Upstairs, Downstairs 4.15Dickinson’s Real Deal 5.15Duty Free 5.50 Heartbeat6.50 Monarch Of The Glen8.00 Rosemary And Thyme9.00 The People’s Detective10.00 Agatha Christie’sMarple 12.00am Flashpoint12.50 FILM: The Guys(2002) 2.10 Film File

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The Unforgettable Mollie SugdenITV1, 7.30pmFamily, friends and colleaguespay a touching tribute to thesmashing Mollie Sudgen, whodied in 2009. Famous for playingNellie Harvey in Corrie beforesecuring starring roles in TheLiver Birds and Are You BeingServed? A very talented lady, andwe are unanimous in that.

Waterloo RoadBBC1, 8pmChris finds himself in a trickyposition when a new sexualhealth initiative highlights certainissues. Ronan and his girlie Sarahargue over whether she shouldtake the morning-after pill.Lauren tries it on with a reluctantJosh. Sex flippin’ mad this lot. Geta bucket of cold water for thesesaucy schoolies.

Film: Once Upon A Time In The MidlandsFilm4, 9pmA spaghetti western set inNottingham. A British workingclass comic spin to this tale of apetty criminal who returns totown to win back the love of hislife from her dull Welsh boyfriend.Enter the Glaswegian desperadosthat he seems to have upsetsomewhat. Funny film. Yee-ha!

Channel 46.20am The Hoobs 6.45 Big Brother’s Little Brother 7.10 Ultimate Big Brother 8.05 Frasier 8.35 Hollyoaks MusicShow 9.05 Friends 9.35 Friends 10.05 The Good Wife 11.05 Desperate Housewives 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary12.05 Brothers And Sisters 1.00 FILM: The Private Lives OfElizabeth And Essex (1939) 2.55 Wogan’s Perfect Recall 3.25 Countdown 4.10 Deal Or NoDeal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 Coach Trip 6.00 The Simpsons Homer becomesSpringfield’s safety guru, and beforelong he’s challenging Mayor Quimbyfor office. Until there’s anembarrassing mishap with hiscostume...6.30 Hollyoaks Amber reveals toTaylor that she saw their mum andTony sharing a kiss. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv Series of briefdocumentaries on religious andethical issues.8.00 How To Look Good NakedGok catches up with twins Jeannieand Suzy to find out how the girls aregetting on two years after theirfashion makeover.9.00 Ultimate Big BrotherHighlights of the housemates’ latest24 hours in the Ultimate Big Brotherhouse.10.00 Derren Brown Live Repeat ofyesterday’s show.11.05 Ultimate Big Brother Davinaannounces the results of the latesteviction.11.35 School Of Comedy Comedy.12.05am MUSIC ON 4: Topman CtrlStudent Tour 12.25 MUSIC ON 4:4Play: Laura Marling 12.40 MUSIC ON 4: The CrushWith KFC Krushems News andreviews. 1.05 Ultimate Big Brother:Live 2.45 FILM: Broken Lizard’s ClubDread (2004) 4.30 AVP BeachVolleyball 5.25 Countdown

Channel Five6.00am - 8.15 Children’s television8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.30 Thomas & Friends 8.40 The WotWots 8.50 Big School 9.00 Pocoyo 9.10 Milkshake! ShowSongs 9.15 The Wright Stuff 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 CSI: NY 12.40ppm Five News 12.45 ChineseFood In Minutes 1.15 The Boss IsComing To Dinner 1.45 Neighbours2.15 Home And Away 2.50 AnimalRescue Squad 3.00 The Family Recipe3.10 FILM: Love’s Enduring Promise(2004) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Angelo’sgrand restaurant opening looks set tobe a disaster. Indi reveals a secret.6.25 Live From Studio FiveMagazine show.7.00 Five News At 7 7.30 Michaela’s Zoo BabiesWildlife documentary seriespresented by Michaela Strachanprofiling breeding programmes inzoos across the UK.8.00 Emergency Bikers Motorbikeparamedics come to the aid of anRAF medic and a pensioner who hastaken a tumble. 9.00 NCIS The agents stumble upona nine-year-old kidnap case whileshowing a group of boy scoutsaround HQ. Clumsy oafs.10.00 Law And Order: CriminalIntent Crime drama following theMajor Case Squad’s investigations. 11.00 Law And Order Whileinvestigating the death of a teenager,the detectives think they havestumbled onto the work of a serialkiller.11.55 PartyPoker.com: The BigGame IV World-class poker action.12.55am SuperCasino Visitwww.SuperCasino.com. 4.05 ChineseFood In Minutes 4.30 The Boss IsComing To Dinner 4.55 AnimalRescue Squad 5.10 The NewTomorrow 5.35 Michaela’s WildChallenge

Sky Sports 16.00am Good Morning Sports Fans(x3) 9.00 Football Asia 9.30 Cricket:Twenty20 International 11.30 UniqaLadies Golf Open 12.30pm Cricket:Twenty20 International 2.30 FootballAsia 3.00 Hyundai A League 3.30Cricket: Twenty20 International 5.30FIFA Futbol Mundial 6.00 Boots ‘n’ All7.00 Sky Sports News 7.30International Football 9.30 TotalRugby 10.00 Boots ‘n’ All 11.00 FIFAFutbol Mundial 11.30 InternationalFootball 1.30am Boots ‘n’ All 2.30FIFA Futbol Mundial 3.00International Football 5.00 FIFA FutbolMundial 5.30 Total Rugby

Sky Sports 26.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30Ocean Ride 7.00 WWE VintageCollection 8.00 Golf 9.00 PGA EuroPro Tour Golf 11.00 Poker Million1.00pm US Open Tennis 4.00 LIVE USOpen Tennis 10.00 Trans World Sport11.00 Inside The PGA Tour 11.30 TotalRugby 12.00am LIVE US Open Tennis4.00 Close

Sky Sports 310.30am Hyundai A League 11.00Airsports World 11.30 Racing News12.00pm Sports Unlimited 1.00 UCIMountain Bike World Cup 1.30Airsports World 2.00 Max Power 3.00Sports Unlimited 4.00 UCI MountainBike World Cup 4.30 MountainbikeWorld 5.00 WWE The Bottom Line6.00 WWE Afterburn 7.00 TotalRugby 7.30 LIVE Greyhound Racing10.00 Cage Fighter 10.30 WatersportsWorld 11.30 Golfing World 12.30amEuropean Tour Weekly 1.00 InsideThe PGA Tour 1.30 Champions TourGolf 2.30 Poker Million 4.30 Close

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BBC16.00am Breakfast 9.15 Helicopter Heroes 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer11.00 To Buy Or Not To Buy 11.45 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors2.10 Diagnosis Murder 3.00 BBCNews 3.05 Junior MasterChef 3.35 Wingin’ It 3.55 Bernard 4.00 Little Howard’s Big Question4.30 Hounded 4.55 Leon 5.00 Newsround5.15 The Weakest Link 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Stories thatmatter from across the country.7.30 Bang Goes The Theory DallasCampbell proves Einstein’s theory ofrelativity with a jet plane and a veryexpensive atomic clock.7.57 BBC News 8.00 Waterloo Road See highlights.9.00 Crimewatch Series ofdramatised reconstructions and policeappeals for help in solving crimes.10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The National Lottery DrawsThe Thunderball, Dream Number andLotto draws, live from Lottery HQ.10.45 Crimewatch Update Updateson recently featured cases.10.55 Reggie Perrin Reggie enjoysteaching at Nicola’s school in hissearch to find a new focus in his life. 11.25 FILM: The Singing Detective(2003) Starring Robert Downey Jr,Robin Wright Penn, Mel Gibson,Jeremy Northam and Katie Holmes.Musical fantasy based on DennisPotter’s screenplay. 1.10am Weatherview1.15 Sign Zone: Dragons’ Den 2.15Sign Zone: Country Tracks 3.10 SignZone: Ben Fogle’s Escape In Time 3.55BBC News

BBC26.00am - 8.30 Children’s television8.30 LazyTown 8.55 Jollywobbles9.05 Buzz And Tell 9.10 Tinga TingaTales 9.25 Garth And Bev 9.35 Ethelbert The Tiger 9.45 Pingu9.50 Pingu 10.00 Waybuloo 10.20Clifford The Big Red Dog 10.30 PabloThe Little Red Fox 10.35 3rd And Bird10.50 Wibbly Pig 11.00 In The NightGarden 11.30 The Daily Politics 1.00pm See Hear 1.30 LivingDangerously 2.00 Wanted DownUnder 3.00 Put Your Money WhereYour Mouth Is 3.45 Flog It! 4.30Pointless 5.15 Escape To The Country 6.00 Eggheads No yolking about,hard quiz this one.6.30 Climbing Great BuildingsClimbing Great Buildings. Nuff said.7.00 Queens Of Heartache A lookat female singers of the 20th century,who tragically died young andbecame cultural icons. The singersfeatured include Edith Piaf, BillieHoliday, Judy Garland, Maria Callasand Janis Joplin. With contributionsfrom Mickey Rooney, CharlesAznavour, Country Joe McDonald, KTTunstall, Katie Melua and CorinneBailey-Rae.8.00 Coast A journey around thecoast of the United Kingdom,uncovering stories that have made usthe island nation we are today.9.00 The Big School Lottery Seriesoffering an insight into the often-fraught process of selecting a child’ssecondary school. 10.00 Grumpy Old Holidays Four-part series in which grumpycelebrities ponder on why holidaysare just another of life’s manydisappointments.10.30 Newsnight In-depthinvestigation.11.20 E Numbers: An EdibleAdventure The truth about thosenotorious food additives, E numbers.12.20am Home Movie RoadshowUncut 1.20 BBC News

ITV16.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 60 Minute Makeover 3.00 The Michael Ball Show 4.00 Inspector Morse 5.00 Britain’s Best Dish

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Maisie’s frustrationwith her family builds to breakingpoint. John and Moira try to convinceHolly to come home. Carl plays adangerous game with Chas and Eve.7.30 The Unforgettable MollieSugden See highlights.8.00 Midsomer Murders Troubleseems to be brewing in the prettyvillage of Ford Florey when a tract ofwaste ground dubbed ‘the Swamp’becomes the focus of a land disputebetween two old agricultural familiesand a band of travellers. 10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.35 Words Of The Blitz To markthe 70th anniversary of the Blitz, thisprogramme features contemporaryfirst-hand accounts – some written asthe bombs fell – telling the story of adefining moment in the nation’shistory. 11.35 Send In The Dogs Two newrecruits, Eddie and Keela, are broughtin from the South Yorkshire policeforce after assisting in such high-profile cases as the search forMadeleine McCann andinvestigations into alleged childabuse in Jersey.12.30am The Zone ITV1’s place toshop and play 2.30 FILM: The Lion InWinter (1968) 4.50 ITV Nightscreen5.30 ITV Morning News

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Sky112.00pm First Love 1.00Project Runway 2.00 Bones3.00 Stargate SG-1 (x2) 5.00Malcolm In The Middle 5.30Futurama 6.00 Oops TV 6.30The Simpsons (x3) 8.00 VetAdventures 9.00 Must BeThe Music Live 10.15 MustBe The Music - Meet TheSemi-Finalists 11.00 FILM:Notting Hill (1999) 1.20am Road Wars

BBC37.00pm Great TV Mistakes8.00 Don’t Tell The Bride9.00 FILM: Under Siege 2:Dark Territory (1995) 10.30Family Guy (x2) 11.20American Dad! (x2) 12.05amIdeal 12.35 Him & Her 1.05The Real Hustle: CelebrityScammers 1.35 Great TVMistakes 2.35 Ideal 3.05Him & Her 3.35 The RealHustle: Celebrity Scammers

BBC47.00pm World News Today7.30 The Yorkshire DalesOn Film 8.00 We NeedAnswers 8.30 Churches:How To Read Them 9.00The North On A Plate 10.00Mad Men 10.45 Selling TheSixties 11.45 The North OnA Plate 12.45am People’sPalaces: The Golden Age OfCivic Architecture 1.45 WeNeed Answers

ITV21.30pm The Jeremy KyleShow (x2) 3.45 Sally JessyRaphael 4.30 Loose Women5.30 Judge Judy (x3) 7.00Planet’s Funniest Animals7.30 Premiere Special:Tamara Drewe 8.00 ParisHilton’s My New BFF 9.00Fearne And Mischa Barton10.00 FILM: Three Kings(1999) 12.20am Hell’sKitchen USA

ITV312.55pm Heartbeat 1.55Monarch Of The Glen 3.00Upstairs, Downstairs 4.15Dickinson’s Real Deal 5.15Duty Free 5.50 Heartbeat6.50 Monarch Of The Glen8.00 Mr Bean (x2) 9.00 TheBest Of The Royal Variety10.00 Agatha Christie’sMarple 12.10am Life 1.00 Cadfael 2.20 Film File2.30 Teleshopping

E43.00pm Gilmore Girls 3.55Samantha Who? (x2) 4.55Friends (x2) 6.00 BigBrother’s Little Brother 6.25The Big Bang Theory 7.00Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends 8.00Friends (x2) 9.00 Ugly Betty10.00 Come Dine With Me:Big Brother Winners 11.05Friends 11.35 Big Brother’sBig Mouth 12.40amUltimate Big Brother: Live

More42.50pm Coach Trip 3.20Location, Location, Location(x2) 4.25 A Place In TheSun: Home Or USA 5.30Relocation, Relocation 6.35Deal Or No Deal 7.25 GrandDesigns 8.30 The DailyShow With Jon Stewart9.00 The Genius Of CharlesDarwin 12.05am TheCloser 1.00 The Genius OfCharles Darwin 4.00 Close

Film411.00am Pickup On SouthStreet (1953) 12.40pm CryHavoc (1944) 2.35 Bataan(1943) 4.50 The BarefootContessa (1954) 7.25 TheMan (2005) 9.00 OnceUpon A Time In TheMidlands (2002) Seehighlights 11.00 SmallTime(1996) 12.05am Where’sThe Money, Ronnie? 12.20The Sin Eater (2003)

Melina Greenfield

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Artwave has grown to 300 artists across the Lewesregion, and Julie Anne Gilburt does her best to meetthem all!

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Law And Order: UKITV1, 9pmWhen a young child is murdered,the CCTV footage of the boybeing led to his death hauntsboth the police officers and thelegal team. Detectives Brooksand Devlin find their investigationis made more shocking becausethe two suspects in the frame arechildren themselves. Soundssomewhat familiar this.

8 Out Of 10 Cats: Big Brother SpecialChannel 4, 10pmOld Lego-hair Carr presents aspecial edition of his game show.And this time, who do you thinkthe guests are? Yes, it’s thatmotley crue of ex-housemates.Big Brother’s winners and sinnersin all their fame-grabbing glory.Make the of most of it BB fans; itwill soon be a thing of the past.

SouthlandMore4, 10pmPolice drama set in LA. When aUSC student is murdered inCompton (get straight outtathere), Kenny and Andy canvassthe neighbourhood while Nateand Sammy investigate a nearbyhouse where a party took placethe night before (bet they don’tneed French polishers). John andBen attend the funeral of a cop.

Channel 46.10am The Treacle People 6.20 The Hoobs 6.45 Big Brother’sLittle Brother 7.10 Ultimate BigBrother 8.05 Ultimate Big Brother8.35 Hollyoaks Music Show 9.05 Friends 9.35 Friends 10.05 The Good Wife 11.05 Desperate Housewives 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary12.05 Brothers And Sisters 1.00 FILM: Casablanca (1942) 2.55 Wogan’s Perfect Recall 3.25 Countdown 4.10 Deal Or NoDeal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 Coach Trip 6.00 The Simpsons A lonely Margejoins a women’s group who plan tosteal one million dollars from MrBurns. Go Marge!6.30 Hollyoaks Amber begins toregret her lies, as an outraged Philseeks out Gabby and Tony.7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv Series of briefdocumentaries on religious andethical issues.8.00 Ultimate Big BrotherHighlights from the latest 24 hours inthe Ultimate Big Brother house.9.00 Alan Davies’ TeenageRevolution First of a three-partseries with actor and comedian AlanDavies exploring how the 1980sshaped him and others who grew upin the decade. 10.00 8 Out Of 10 Cats: Big BrotherSpecial See highlights.10.50 My Funniest Year: 2000 Rufusillustrates his story with the help ofsome special guests and the funniestclips from the year in which Britainwas introduced to Big Brother andPresident George W. Bush.12.50am MUSIC ON 4: The AlbumChart Show Spotlight SponsoredBy TescoEntertainment.com Musicprogramme featuring a round-up ofthe week’s best singles, includingvideos and performances. 1.05Ultimate Big Brother: Live 5.35Countdown

Channel Five6.00am - 8.00 Children’s television8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.30 Thomas & Friends 8.40 The WotWots 8.50 Big School9.00 Pocoyo 9.10 Milkshake! ShowSongs 9.15 The Wright Stuff 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 CSI: NY 12.40pm Five News12.45 Chinese Food In Minutes 1.15 The Boss Is Coming To Dinner1.45 Neighbours 2.15 Home AndAway 2.50 Animal Rescue Squad 3.05 FILM: Family Sins (2004) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Leah beginsto struggle at work as a result of hergrief over Elijah’s departure.6.25 Live From Studio FiveMagazine show.7.00 Five News At 7 7.30 Escape From... Apollo 13Historian Saul David presents someof the greatest historical escapes ofthe 20th century. This edition focuseson the disastrous 1970 lunar missionin which three astronauts foundthemselves fighting for survival inouter space.8.00 The Wright Stuff AnniversarySpecial Matthew Wright hosts thetopical debate show.9.00 9/11 Crime SceneInvestigators Eye-openingdocumentary following officers fromthe NYPD’s elite Crime Scene Unit asthey searched for evidence – andsurvivors – in the aftermath of the9/11 terrorist attacks.10.00 FILM: Nowhere To Run(1993) Starring Jean-Claude VanDamme, Rosanna Arquette, KieranCulkin, Ted Levine and Joss Ackland.Action-packed adventure. 12.05am SuperCasino Visitwww.SuperCasino.com. 4.05 ChineseFood In Minutes 4.30 The Boss IsComing To Dinner 4.55 AnimalRescue Squad 5.10 The NewTomorrow 5.35 Michaela’s WildChallenge

Sky Sports 16.00am Good Morning Sports Fans(x3) 9.00 International Football 11.00FIFA Futbol Mundial 11.30 Boots ‘n’All 12.30pm International Football2.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 3.00 Boots‘n’ All 4.00 International Football 6.00Cricket - NatWest Years 7.00 SkySports News 7.30 Barclays PremierLeague World 8.00 The Rugby Club9.00 Ringside 10.00 Time Of Our Lives11.00 The Rugby Club 12.00am LiveNFL 4.30 Ringside 5.30 BarclaysPremier League World

Sky Sports 26.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30Ocean Ride 7.00 WWE Experience8.00 British Motocross Championship9.00 Boots ‘n’ All 10.00 Trans WorldSport 11.00 Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30Racing News 12.00pm WatersportsWorld 1.00 US Open Tennis 4.00 LIVEUS Open Tennis 10.00 ATP TourUncovered 10.30 Barclays PremierLeague World 11.00 Cricket -NatWest Years 12.00am LIVE USOpen Tennis 4.00 The Rugby Club5.00 Close

Sky Sports 38.30am Champions Tour Golf 9.30Inside The PGA Tour 10.00 EuropeanTour Weekly 10.30 LIVE EuropeanTour Golf 12.30pm Champions TourGolf 1.30 Total Rugby 2.00 OceanRide 2.30 Inside The PGA Tour 3.00Total Rugby 3.30 LIVE European TourGolf 5.30 WWE Vintage Collection6.30 IAAF Athletix Weekly 7.00 RaceWorld 8.00 LIVE PGA Tour Golf 11.00European Tour Golf 12.30am Ringside1.30 Golfing World 2.30 Time Of OurLives 3.30 Barclays Premier LeagueWorld 4.00 Race World 5.00 Cricket -NatWest Years

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BBC16.00am Breakfast 9.15 Helicopter Heroes 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer11.00 To Buy Or Not To Buy 11.45 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Diagnosis Murder 3.00 BBC News 3.05 Junior MasterChef 3.35 Wingin’ It 4.00 Animals At Work4.30 Deadly 60 5.00 Newsround 5.15 The Weakest Link 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Stories thatmatter from across the country.7.30 EastEnders Drama from theSquare.7.57 BBC News And RegionalNews 8.00 Watchdog Matt Allwright turnsthe tables on a rogue car clamper.9.00 Small Teen, Big World Beinga teenager is tough, but for 16-year-old Jasmine Burkitt it is even harderbecause she is just 3ft 8in tall andonly fits clothes designed for aseven- to eight-year-old girl. The 12months captured in this documentaryare the most important of Jasmine’slife so far. She goes to New York tomeet others with similar geneticconditions; camps out at her first popfestival; celebrates her sixteenthbirthday and tries to contact herestranged father, who is average size.10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 The Spending ReviewPoliticians come face to face with thepublic to explain spending cuts.11.25 FILM: Underclassman (2004)Action comedy. 12.55am Holiday Weatherview1.00 Sign Zone: Panorama 1.30 SignZone: Countryfile 2.25 Sign Zone: BenFogle’s Escape In Time 3.10 BBCNews

BBC26.00am - 9.10 Children’s television9.10 Tinga Tinga Tales 9.25 Garth And Bev 9.35 EthelbertThe Tiger 9.45 Pingu 9.50 Pingu 10.00 Waybuloo 10.20 Clifford TheBig Red Dog 10.30 Pablo, The LittleRed Fox 10.35 3rd And Bird 10.50 Wibbly Pig 11.00 In The NightGarden 11.30 Living Dangerously 12.00pm The Daily Politics 12.30 GMT 1.00 Animal Park 2.00 Wanted Down Under 3.00 Put Your Money Where YourMouth Is 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Pointless5.15 Escape To The Country 6.00 Eggheads Sometimes theanswers don’t glair you in the face.6.30 Climbing Great BuildingsClimbing Great Buildings.7.00 Mountain Gorilla Includes alook at the plight of some of theyoungest and most vulnerable of themountain gorilla population.8.00 E Numbers: An EdibleAdventure E numbers: An EdibleAdventure.9.00 Gareth Malone’sExtraordinary School For BoysGareth Malone teaches in a primaryschool for one term. His mission is tore-engage boys who don’t like schooland who, like many across Britain,lag behind their female peers. 10.00 Mock The Week Dara OBriain and the team are joined byguests Chris Addison, Milton Jonesand Andi Osho.10.30 Newsnight In-depthinvestigation and analysis. 11.20 Nurse Jackie Drama series.11.45 Nurse Jackie Drama series.12.15am Reading FestivalHighlights Edith Bowman andReggie Yates introduce highlightsfrom many of the acts from the 2010Reading Festival. Includingperformances from the likes ofArcade Fire, The Libertines, TheKlaxons, Mumford & Sons, Queens ofthe Stone Age, Biffy Clyro plus manymore. 1.45 BBC News

ITV16.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 60 Minute Makeover 3.00 The Michael Ball Show 4.00 Inspector Morse 5.00 Britain’s Best Dish

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale Moira and Laurelsearch for Holly. Faye confrontsNatasha and accuses her of coveringfor Nathan. 7.30 Tonight Current affairsprogramme providing human interest,insight and analysis on the storiesthat really matter.8.00 Emmerdale Eve uses adistraction to get close to Carl. TheBartons are devastated to find theirhouse burgled. Cain visits Ryan inprison.8.30 Coronation Street Tyrone hasan awkward question for Kevin – butcan he answer it? A nightmare beginsfor Dev and Sunita as they comeunder suspicion. Can Ken heal the riftin his family?9.00 Law & Order: UK Seehighlights.10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.35 FILM: United 93 (2006)Powerful Oscar-nominated dramatelling the story of the fourth aircrafthijacked on 11 September 2001, asair traffic controllers and passengerstook action to try to prevent it fromreaching its target in Washington DC.12.35am The Zone Includingfeatures from QVC and ChallengeJackpot. 2.35 British Touring CarChampionship Highlights 3.50 TheJeremy Kyle Show 4.45 ITVNightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

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Sky112.00pm The Real A & E(X2) 1.00 Project Runway2.00 Bones 3.00 StargateSG-1 (X2) 5.00 Malcolm InThe Middle 5.30 Futurama6.00 Oops TV 6.30 TheSimpsons (x3) 8.00 The RealA & E 8.30 An Idiot Abroad:The Preview Show 9.00 LieTo Me 10.00 NCIS: LA (x2)12.00am A League Of TheirOwn 12.30 Road Wars

BBC37.00pm Top Gear 8.00Glamour Models, MumAnd Me 9.00 EdinburghComedy Fest Live 10.00EastEnders 10.30 The KingIs Dead 11.00 Family Guy(x2) 11.45 Him & Her12.15am EdinburghComedy Fest Live 1.15 TheKing Is Dead 1.45Underage And Pregnant2.15 Baby Beauty Queens

BBC47.00pm World News Today7.30 BBC Proms 2010: LastNight Of The Proms 191010.30 The EdwardianFamily Album 11.30Churches: How To ReadThem 12.00am JohnSergeant On Tracks OfEmpire 1.00 BBC Proms2010: Last Night Of TheProms 1910 5.30 Close

ITV21.30pm The Jeremy KyleShow (x2) 3.45 Sally JessyRaphael 4.30 LooseWomen 5.30 Judge Judy(x3) 7.00 New Who WantsTo Be A Millionaire? 8.00Fearne And Mischa Barton9.00 The Saturdays: 24/710.00 Celebrity Juice 10.45Coronation Street 11.20FILM: What Women Want(2000) 1.50am Emmerdale

ITV312.55pm Heartbeat 1.55 Monarch Of The Glen3.00 Upstairs, Downstairs4.15 Dickinson’s Real Deal5.15 Duty Free 5.50Heartbeat 6.50 Monarch OfThe Glen 8.00 The People’sDetective 9.00 MartinaCole’s Lady Killers 10.00Prime Suspect 12.10amFILM: Lorenzo’s Oil (1992)2.30 Teleshopping

E44.00pm Samantha Who?4.25 Friends (x3) 6.00 BigBrother’s Little Brother 6.30The Big Bang Theory 7.00Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends (x3)9.00 The Big Bang Theory9.30 How I Met YourMother 10.00 AccidentallyOn Purpose 10.35 Alan Carr:Chatty Man (x2) 12.15am Ultimate BigBrother: Live

More42.55pm Coach Trip 3.20Location, Location, Location(x2) 4.25 A Place In The Sun:Home Or Away 5.30Relocation, Relocation 6.35Deal Or No Deal 7.25 GrandDesigns 8.30 The DailyShow With Jon Stewart9.00 The Closer 10.00Southland See highlights10.55 Without A Trace 11.55The Closer

Film411.00am Mirror (1976)1.05pm The Spy In Black(1939) 2.45 The IronPetticoat (1956) 4.35 HowTo Steal A Million (1966)7.00 Fantastic Four (2005)9.00 X-Men (2000) 11.00 Dead Man’s Shoes(2004) 12.45am Shane’sWorld 2.15 Where’s TheMoney, Ronnie? 2.30SmallTime (1996)

Melina Greenfield

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Artwave 2010, in and around Lewes, is nowrecognised as a crucial part of the Sussexcultural calendar

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Ultimate Big BrotherChannel 4, 7.30pmIt’s BB all night on Ch4 – feel freeto swear. Miss McCall presentsthe very final episode of UltimateBig Brother, counting down thefirst batch of runners up as theyare booted out. Highlights fromthe last 24 hours and it’s anyone’sbet who’s going to be the ultimatehousemate. Tune in at 10.30pm towatch the crowning ceremony.

Peggy Mitchell: Queen Of The VicBBC1, 8.40pmShe’s off. The Mitchell matriarchis packing her wig and leaving‘taaahn’. After 16 years in theSquare, she leaves us with uswith fond memories, namely,comedy punch-ups with Pat asthey rivalled for loverboy Frank,and the sadness of the breastcancer storyline. Farewell Babs.

The King Is DeadBBC3, 9.30pmComedy show in which a publicfigure is hypothetically bumpedoff and a comic interview panelscours the celebrity pool for areplacement. The chief of policeis dead. The team interviewCaprice, Kirsten O’Brien, andGraham Cole to see who is thebest person to bring order to ourstreets. Bit bonkers this show.

Channel 46.20am The Hoobs 6.45 Big Brother’sLittle Brother 7.10 Ultimate BigBrother 8.05 Frasier 8.35 HollyoaksMusic Show 9.05 Friends 9.35 Friends 10.05 The Good Wife11.05 Desperate Housewives 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary12.05 Wife Swap 1.00 Jamie At Home 1.25 Channel 4 Racing FromDoncaster 2.55 Wogan’s PerfectRecall 3.25 Countdown 4.10 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me 5.30 Coach Trip 6.00 The Simpsons La dolce vitaturns decidedly sour for the Simpsonswhen they bump into Sideshow Bobin Italy.6.30 Hollyoaks Amy is livid todiscover that Ste has scuppered hervisit to Barcelona. Frankie hunts highand low for a babysitter for Tom. 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.25 4thought.tv Series of briefdocumentaries on religious andethical issues.7.30 Ultimate Big Brother Seehighlights.9.30 Big Brother: Dermot’s LastSupper Guests include Craig Phillips,Narinder Kaur, Alex Sibley, CameronStout, Marco Sabba, Anthony Huttonand Pete Bennett.10.00 Big Brother: Davina’s BigSend Off Davina McCall debates andrelives the best BB moments from thepast 11 years.10.30 Ultimate Big Brother: TheFinal Hour Davina McCall presentsthe very last episode of the realityshow and crowns the Ultimate BigBrother housemate.11.35 8 Out Of 10 Cats: Big BrotherSpecial Repeat.12.25am MUSIC ON 4: OxegenFestival 2010 HighlightsHighlights.1.20 FILM: My Mother,Frank (1998) 2.55 This Week’s 4MusicTop 20 4.45 Beauty And The Geek5.25 Countdown

Channel Five6.00am - 8.00 Children’s television8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15 Peppa Pig 8.20 Peppa Pig 8.25 Thomas & Friends 8.40 TheWotWots 8.50 Big School 9.00 Pocoyo 9.10 Milkshake! ShowSongs 9.15 The Wright Stuff 10.45 Trisha Goddard 11.45 CSI: NY 12.40pm Five News 12.45 ChineseFood In Minutes 1.15 The Boss IsComing To Dinner 1.45 Neighbours2.15 Home And Away 2.50 I OwnBritain’s Best Home: Flying Visit 3.00 FILM: Jack (2004) 5.00 Five News 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away Tensions atGina’s house rise to an all-time highwhen Bianca takes exception to John. 6.25 Live From Studio FiveMagazine show.7.00 Five News At 7 7.15 Cricket On Five Highlights ofthe first one day internationalbetween England and Pakistan atChester-Le-Street.8.00 Police Interceptors Thechopper goes after an armed robber,Zippy the sniffer dog makes aninteresting discovery and the team’snew recruits are put to the test by apair of suspected burglars.9.00 The Mentalist Jane buttsheads with a spiritualist who claimsto have intimate knowledge of awoman’s murder. Ouch!10.00 Law And Order: SpecialVictims Unit Novak needs Benson totestify in a rape trial, but thedetective is working undercover inOregon. Busy Benson.11.00 CSI: NY The first CSI babymakes an appearance.11.55 Cops In Crisis Docu seriesabout people who have had to facedangerous situations.12.15am SuperCasino Visitwww.SuperCasino.com. 4.05Motorsport Mundial 4.30 The Boss IsComing To Dinner 4.55 AnimalRescue Squad 5.10 The NewTomorrow 5.35 Michaela’s WildChallenge

Sky Sports 16.00am Good Morning Sports Fans(x3) 9.00 Cricket - NatWest Years10.00 LIVE International Cricket6.30pm Barclays Premier LeaguePreview 7.00 Sky Sports News 7.30LIVE Super League 10.00 Take It LikeA Fan 10.30 Barclays Premier LeaguePreview 11.00 Football LeagueWeekend 12.00am InternationalCricket 2.00 Take It Like A Fan 2.30Barclays Premier League Preview3.00 Football League Weekend 4.00International Cricket

Sky Sports 26.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30Ocean Ride 7.00 WWE Raw 9.00Ringside 10.00 The Rugby Club 11.00Aerobics: Oz Style 11.30 RacingNews 12.00pm NFL 2.00 US OpenTennis 5.00 LIVE US Open Tennis10.00 WWE Late Night Smackdown12.00am WWE Late Night BottomLine 1.00 Super League 2.30 TightLines 3.30 World Sport 4.00 SuperLeague 5.30 World Sport

Sky Sports 36.00am Close 9.30 Ocean Ride 10.00IAAF Athletix Weekly 10.30 LIVEEuropean Tour Golf 12.30pm IAAFAthletix Weekly 1.00 Ocean Ride 1.30Ringside 2.30 The Rugby Club 3.30LIVE European Tour Golf 5.30 FootballLeague Weekend 6.30 World Sport7.00 Tight Lines 8.00 LIVE PGA TourGolf 11.00 European Tour Golf12.30am Golfing World 1.30 NFL -Total Access 2.30 IEX Magazine 3.00European Tour Golf 4.30 GolfingWorld 5.30 IEX Magazine

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BBC16.00am Breakfast 9.15 Helicopter Heroes 10.00 Homes Under The Hammer11.00 To Buy Or Not To Buy 11.45 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Diagnosis Murder3.00 BBC News 3.05 JuniorMasterChef 3.35 Wingin’ It 4.00 Fee Fi Fo Yum 4.30 Horrible Histories 5.00 Newsround 5.15 The Weakest Link 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today 7.00 The One Show Stories thatmatter from across the country.7.30 Animal 24/7 Series followingpeople who work to protect wildlifeand domestic animals.8.00 EastEnders The worries ofWalford.8.40 Peggy Mitchell: Queen OfThe Vic See highlights.9.00 New Tricks Drama featuring aneccentric group of ex-police officersbrought out of retirement toinvestigate unsolved crimes. 10.00 BBC News At Ten 10.25 South East Today 10.35 Would I Lie To You? DavidMitchell is joined by John Bishop andJoanna Page, while Chris Addisonand Patsy Palmer are on Lee Mack’steam.11.05 The National Lottery DrawsThe Thunderball, Dream Number andLotto draws live from Lottery HQ.11.15 FILM: Brooklyn Rules (2007)Starring Alec Baldwin, Scott Caan,Freddie Prinze jr., Jerry Ferrara, MenaSuvari and Monica Keena. BrooklynRules.12.45am Weatherview Detailedweather forecast. 12.50 Sign Zone:Gears And Tears 1.20 Sign Zone: WhoDo You Think You Are? 2.20 SignZone: The Case For God? 2.50 SignZone: Ben Fogle’s Escape In Time3.35 BBC News

BBC26.00am - 9.10 Children’s television9.10 Tinga Tinga Tales 9.25 Garth AndBev 9.35 Ethelbert The Tiger 9.45 Pingu 9.50 Pingu 10.00 Waybuloo 10.20 Clifford TheBig Red Dog 10.30 Pablo, The LittleRed Fox 10.35 3rd And Bird 10.50 Wibbly Pig 11.00 In The NightGarden 11.30 Living Dangerously 12.00pm The Daily Politics 12.30 GMT 1.00 Animal Park 2.00 Wanted Down Under 3.00 Put Your Money Where YourMouth Is 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Pointless5.15 Escape To The Country 6.00 Eggheads Over-easy quiz.6.30 Climbing Great BuildingsClimbing Great Buildings.7.00 Who Do You Think You Are?Series in which celebrities trace theirancestry, discovering secrets andsurprises from their past.8.00 Mastermind Quiz for leatherlovers.8.30 Gardeners’ World Gardeningtips and advice.9.00 Digging For Britain Digging forBritain.10.00 Roger And Val Have JustGot In Val returns to the house tosee how Roger’s tribunal at work hasgone. 10.30 Newsnight In-depthinvestigation and analysis.11.00 The Review Show Roundtable arts and culture discussionprogramme.11.50 FILM: The History Boys(2006) Film adaptation of AlanBennett’s acclaimed stage play set inthe north of England in the 1980s.Eight school pupils studying historypursue an undergraduate place atOxford or Cambridge. The headmasteris determined to see them breakrecords and enlists a new teacher tocoach the boys into shape. Seducedthough they are by his promises, theboys are concerned that there is moreto learning than exams and grades,and become caught in a clash ofeducation styles and loyalties.

ITV16.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 60 Minute Makeover 3.00 The Michael Ball Show 4.00 Inspector Morse 5.00 Britain’s Best Dish

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News & Weather 7.00 Emmerdale A suspicious Ednaconfronts Eve. John and Moiradiscover who burgled their house.7.30 Coronation Street Finally thecause of Aadi’s injury is revealed.Will Kylie risk everything on the eveof her court hearing? Ken is leftreeling by what his son has to say.8.00 Cheetah Kingdom New seriesfollowing the work of formercameraman David Houghton, whoworks with a dedicated team at theAfricat Foundation in central Namibiaoverseeing the conservation ofcheetahs and other big cats.8.30 Coronation Street Dev andSunita are ecstatic to be reunitedwith their children, but Claire is farfrom happy. She never is.9.00 Paul O’Grady Live PaulO’Grady hosts a brand newentertainment extravaganza. Today hewelcomes Sir Tom Jones.10.00 ITV News At Ten & Weather 10.35 FILM: Two Weeks Notice(2002) Starring Hugh Grant, SandraBullock, Alicia Witt, Mark Feuerstein,Dana Ivey and Heather Burns.Romantic comedy. 12.25am The Zone ITV1’s place toshop and play.2.30 FILM: Earthquake (1974) Star-studded disaster epic. 4.25 ITVNightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

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Sky11.00pm Project Runway2.00 Bones 3.00 StargateSG-1 (x2) 5.00 WWESuperstars 6.00 Oops TV6.30 The Simpsons (x3) 8.00The Middle 8.30 Must BeThe Music Live 9.45 AnIdiot Abroad: The PreviewShow 10.15 Must Be TheMusic - Meet The Semi-Finalists 11.00 Lie To Me12.00am Football’s Greatest

BBC37.00pm Doctor Who At TheProms 2010 8.30 Great TVMistakes 9.00 Little Britain9.30 The King Is Dead Seehighlights 10.00 EastEnders10.40 Peggy Mitchell:Queen Of The Vic 11.00The Real Hustle: CelebrityScammers 11.30 FamilyGuy (x2) 12.15am LittleBritain 12.45 Ideal 1.15Him & Her

BBC47.00pm World News Today7.30 BBC Proms 2010:Monteverdi’s Vespers 9.25 The Fall: TheWonderful And FrighteningWorld Of Mark E Smith10.25 I’m In A Rock ‘n’ RollBand! 11.25 Oil CityConfidential: Dr Feelgood1.15am The Fall: TheWonderful And FrighteningWorld Of Mark E Smith

ITV212.30pm Emmerdale (x2)1.30 The Jeremy KyleShow (x2) 3.45 Sally JessyRaphael 4.30 LooseWomen 5.30 Judge Judy(x2) 6.30 Kasabian: The HotDesk 6.45 The X Factor8.00 The Xtra Factor 9.00FILM: King Kong (2005)12.40am Coronation Street(x2) 1.30 FILM: RunawayBride (1999)

ITV312.55pm Heartbeat 1.55Monarch Of The Glen 3.00Upstairs, Downstairs 4.15Dickinson’s Real Deal 5.15Duty Free 5.50 Heartbeat6.50 Monarch Of The Glen7.55 Pie In The Sky 9.00Whitechapel 10.00 PrimeSuspect 12.15am FILM:Amazing Grace (2006) 2.10Cadfael 3.30 Drama Trails3.40 Emmerdale Omnibus

E41.10pm Ultimate BigBrother: Live 2.30Hollyoaks 3.00 GilmoreGirls 3.55 Samantha Who?4.25 Friends (x3) 6.00 BigBrother’s Little Brother 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends(x3) 9.00 Jason Manford:Live 10.10 FILM: Kiss OfThe Dragon (2001)12.10am FILM: JohnnyMnemonic (1995)

More44.30pm A Place In The Sun:Home Or Away 5.30Relocation, Relocation 6.35Deal Or No Deal 7.25 GrandDesigns 8.30 The DailyShow With Jon Stewart9.00 9/11: Phone CallsFrom The Towers 10.35 The9/11 Hotel 11.40 The 9/11Faker 12.40am 9/11: PhoneCalls From The Towers 2.10The 9/11 Hotel

Film411.00am The ShanghaiGesture (1941) 12.55pm Blanche Fury(1948) 2.45 Gentleman’sAgreement (1947) 5.00Moonfleet (1955) 6.40Around The World In 80Days (2004) 9.00 WorldTrade Center (2006) 11.25The 51st State (2001)1.10am Grave Of TheFireflies (1988)

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Strictly Come DancingBBC1, 6.25pmAutumn is arriving, heralded in bythe cha cha chas and rhumbas ofthis favourite to see the nightsgetting longer and Brucie’s jokesgetting older. Yup, he will be backthis year, just not for the resultsshow too – it’s a lot to do! TessDaly joins him with the celebrities(announced on Wednesday) anddancers (left). Pick a favourite.

MerlinBBC1, 7.25pmThis new Saturday nightprogramming is really setting upthe September mood, with crinklyleaves underfoot and Merlingoing on a quest with Arthur tofind the Lady Morgana. Oh, anddon’t forget his ambiguous ward,the magically charged Mordredwith the cute eyes but dififcultintent. Welcome back, autumn.

Edinburgh Comedy Fest LiveBBC3, 10.10pmWhilst everyone up at theEdinburgh comedy Fetsival wasrunning themselves ragged lastmonth, we get to see thehighlights in comfort here, inpreparation for our own ComedyFestival next month. Tonight’stalent includes Jack Whitehall,Sean Lock, Emo Philips, JonRichardson and Shappi Khorsandi.

Channel 46.10am The Hoobs 6.35 World Sport7.00 Mobil 1 The Grid 7.25 AvonTyres British GT Championship 7.55 The Morning Line 8.55 UltimateBig Brother 10.55 Big Brother:Dermot’s Last Supper 11.25 BigBrother: Davina’s Big Send Off 11.55 Ultimate Big Brother: The FinalHour 1.00pm Hollyoaks Music ShowWith Matalan.co.uk 1.30 ThatParalympic Show 2.00 Channel 4Racing 4.10 Come Dine With Me 4.40 Come Dine With Me 5.10 Come Dine With Me 5.45 Come Dine With Me 6.15 Come Dine With Me Dinnerparty reality programme.6.45 Channel 4 News 7.10 4thought.tv 7.15 FILM: Flight 93 (2006) StarringBrennan Elliott, Kendall Cross, TyOlsson. Gung-ho made-for-TV dramatelling the story of the heroic actionsof the passengers of United AirlinesFlight 93 on 11 September 2001 asthey fought to prevent terroristscrashing the aircraft into a high-valuetarget. Um. Today’s date.9.00 9/11: State Of EmergencyFeature-length drama-documentaryrecounting the 9/11 attacks on theWorld Trade Center and Pentagonthrough the words of political andmilitary figures and ordinary peoplefrom around the world. CondoleezzaRice, Donald Rumsfeld, Andrew Card,air traffic controllers, F-16 pilots,family members of the Flight 93passengers, rescuers and survivors ofthe atrocities are among thosesharing their thoughts.10.30 FILM: Witness (1985) StarringHarrison Ford, Kelly McGillis, JosefSommer, Lukas Haas, Danny Glover.The story of an Amish boy whowitnesses a brutal, murder and goesinto hiding with the police detectiveassigned to investigate the case. 12.40am FILM: Jaane Tu... YaJaane Na (2008) 3.20 What AboutBrian 4.05 The End Of The Line 5.35Countdown

Channel Five6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television8.00 Mist: Sheepdog Tales 8.15 Little Princess 8.30 TheAdventures Of Bottle Top Bill And HisBest Friend Corky 8.45 Igam Ogam9.00 Olivia 9.15 The Mr. Men Show9.30 Gerald McBoing Boing 10.00 BUPA Great Yorkshire Run 201011.05 How Do They Do It? 11.35 The Gadget Show 12.35pm FILM: My Stepmother Is An Alien (1988) 2.40 FILM: Gremlins 2: The New Batch (1990) 4.40 FILM: El Dorado (1966) 7.15 Five News 7.20 NCIS Drama series. A bombingrange used for target practice by themarines is found to be the dumpingground for mafia victims, among theman undercover FBI agent. Maybe aclue they should check it morefrequently. Ya think?!8.15 NCIS Drama series. Gibbs andthe team get into a conflict ofjurisdiction with the FBI as they try toprotect a high-profile naval officerfrom an Al-Qaeda cell.9.10 CSI: Crime SceneInvestigation Drama series. TheCSIs work with the FBI to investigatethe murders of a young boy and awoman, and try to find out if thesehomicides are linked to a serial killer.10.10 CSI: Crime SceneInvestigation Drama series. Henry’ssurprise birthday celebration turnsinto a disaster when the gangdiscovers a dead body in a shut-downbarbeque joint. Elsewhere, Rayrealises that ‘Dr Jekyll’ is back – andhe has moved on to live victims. 11.10 CSI: Miami Crime dramaseries. Suspicions are raised when ahunter killed in a bear attack is foundto have vanilla gel – commonly usedas bear lure – on his jacket.12.05am SuperCasino 4.05 Golf:European Senior Tour 4.55 The FamilyRecipe 5.00 Hana’s Helpline 5.10 TheMilkshake! Show 5.35 Thomas &Friends 5.45 Roary The Racing Car

Sky Sports 16.00am Super League 7.30 LIVE NewZealand Rugby Union 10.30 LIVE Tri-Nations Rugby Union (x2) 3.30 LIVESuper League (x2) 8.00 LIVE Big FightSpecial 11.30 World Sport 12.00amUEFA Champions League Weekly12.30 ATP Tour Uncovered 1.00 LIVEUS Open Tennis 3.00 Super League4.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly5.00 Take It Like A Fan 5.30 World Sport

Sky Sports 26.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30 IEXMagazine 7.00 Take It Like A Fan 7.30Football League Weekend 8.30 UEFAChampions League Weekly 9.00Barclays Premier League Preview9.30 Take It Like A Fan 10.00 SoccerAM 12.00pm TBA 3.10 WWESmackdown 5.00 LIVE Cricket 6.30Take It Like A Fan 7.00 UEFAChampions League Weekly 7.30You’re On Sky Sports 8.25 FootballFirst: Game Of The Day 10.15 FootballFirst: Match Choice (x3) 2.45 NFL -Total Access 3.45 NFL - America’sGame 4.45 Trans World Sport 5.45Sky Sports Classics

Sky Sports 36.00am Trans World Sport 7.00International Cricket 9.00 NFL -America’s Game 10.00 World Sport10.30 International Cricket 12.30pmLIVE Cricket 5.00 LIVE US OpenTennis 11.00 Euro Tour Golf 12.30amPremiership Rugby Union 1.30 Tri-Nations Rugby Union 2.30 WWE LateNight Superstars 3.30 WWE LateNight Smackdown 5.30 IEX Magazine

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BBC16.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday Kitchen Live 11.30 Football Focus 12.00pm BBC News 12.05 South East Today 12.10 Formula 1: The Italian Grand Prix 2.20 Canoeing: World SlalomChampionships 2010 3.20 Triathlon: World ChampionshipSeries Final - Budapest 4.30 Final Score 5.10 BBC News 5.20 South East Today 5.25 Tonight’s The Night 6.25 Strictly Come Dancing Seehighlights.7.25 Merlin See highlights.8.10 National Lottery SaturdayDraws The Thunderball, DreamNumber and Lotto draws, live fromLottery HQ. Pick some numbersbefore the draw – even if you don’tpay for them ,and play along. Thatway if your numbers don’t come upyou can feel like you’ve won a pound.If they do, console yourself with thefact you could be the next DerrenBrown. Now stick the rest of yourhousehold your their chairs. Nifty.8.20 Casualty Medical drama. TheED comes under attack from all sidesfollowing the shooting, and Jordan istaking the brunt of it. Lenny strugglesto deal with a difficult patient withissues close to home. And will Ruthget what she wants?9.10 Last Night Of The Proms LastNight of the Proms. Pomp andceremony and lots of good fun.10.40 BBC News National andinternational BBC News, followed byWeather.11.00 Match Of The Day GaryLineker presents highlights from thePremier League.12.20am The Football LeagueShow Highlights and analysis fromthe Football League. 1.40Weatherview Detailed weatherforecast. 1.45 BBC News

BBC26.00 – 9.00am Children’s television9.00 Live And Deadly 10.00 Animals At Work 10.25 The Owl 10.30 RichardHammond’s Blast Lab 11.00 Horrible Histories 11.30Evacuation To The Manor House 12.00pm Degrassi: The NextGeneration 12.25 No Hats, NoTrainers 12.50 Shelfstackers 1.15 The 5.19 Show 1.30 Single,Together, Whatever 2.00 The Sky AtNight 2.25 FILM: Duel In The Sun(1946) 4.30 Dad’s Army 5.00 Match Of The Day Live 7.20 Coast A look around the coastof the British Isles. Mark Horton visitsRottingdean, to peek over RudyardKipling’s garden wall and follow inthe footsteps of the Victoriancelebrity hunters, before unearthingthe history of a unique Victorianelectric railway which ran underwater- Magnus Volks’ bizarre and beautiful‘Daddy Long-legs’. We know those!7.30 BBC Proms 2010: Last NightOf The Proms Proms 2010.9.10 Have I Got A Bit More NewsFor You Extended version of theclassic news quiz with Paul Mertonand Ian Hislop.9.55 Mock The Week Comedy showcombining the best elements of panelshow, stand-up and improvisedgames with two teams of comedianstaking a satirical swipe at the newsand world events. Clever wits.10.25 Later... With Jools Holland’sGolden Moments You can betthere’ll be some doozey’s as themusic man brings together someheavyweights and learners of music.11.55 Grandma’s House Sitcom.Simon has been on a life changingcourse and has decided it’s his job toheal the family. He starts by givinghis Grandad an exercise ball. Tanyahas had a realisation that maybeClive isn’t the man for her. Repeat ofMonday’s episode.12.25am FILM: Bigga Than Ben(2007) 1.45 FILM: It’s Alive (1974)

ITV16.00am Fluffy Club 7.25 Toonatik 9.25 Emu 9.40 Emu 9.55 Monk 10.00 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries11.00 Children’s Hospital 11.30 This Morning: Saturday 12.30pm You’ve Been Framed! 1.00 ITV News & Weather 1.05 FILM: For Your Eyes Only (1981)3.30 Midsomer Murders 5.30 Meridian News And Weather5.45 ITV News & Weather

6.00 Animals Do The Funniest Things7.00 All Star Family FortunesVernon Kay hosts the brand newseries of the gameshow. Two celebsand their families go head to head ina bid to win up to £30,000 for charity.7.45 The X Factor The nationwideauditions continue as the judgessearch for Britain’s newest singingsensation. See that last singer beforethe second ad? That’s you, that is.9.00 71 Degrees North KateThornton and Gethin Jones present abrand new adventure reality series inwhich 10 celebs go on a spectacularrace deep into the Arctic Circle. Thestars taking part are Shane Richie,Andrew Castle, Gavin Henson,Michelle Mone, Susie Amy, DiarmuidGavin, Lauren Socha, Konnie Huq,Marcus Patrick and Joe Absolom. 10.00 FILM: The Bucket List (2007)Starring Jack Nicholson, MorganFreeman, Sean Hayes. Touchingdrama. Two men forge a friendshipwhen they are both diagnosed withterminal cancer. Determined to makethe most of the rest of their lives,they each make a list of things theywant to do before the end.11.15 ITV News; Weather 11.30 FILM: The Bucket List (2007)Still on that list pursuit.12.10am Dating The Enemy 12.40The Zone 2.40 Raines 3.30 ITVNightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

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Sky12.00pm Project Runway3.00 Bill Bailey’sBirdwatching Bonanza 4.00Liza And Huey’s Pet Nation5.00 Vet Adventures 6.00The Simpsons (x3) 7.30Glenn Martin, DDS 8.00Best Of Oops TV 9.00 AnIdiot Abroad: The PreviewShow 9.30 FILM: Batman(1989) 11.55 ClassicAlbums 1.00am Fringe

BBC37.00pm Top Gear 8.10Doctor Who 9.10 EdinburghStand-up 10.10 EdinburghComedy Fest Live 11.10Family Guy (x2) 11.55American Dad! (x2)12.40am FILM: Under Siege2: Dark Territory (1995) 2.10World Cup’s Most ShockingMoments 2010 4.10Edinburgh Comedy Fest Live5.30 Close

BBC47.00pm Nature’s GreatEvents 8.00 The North OnA Plate 9.00 Wallander10.30 Mad Men 11.15Miss Marie Lloyd: QueenOf The Music Hall 12.35amThe North On A Plate 1.35Eddie Waring: Mr RugbyLeague 2.35 People’sPalaces: The Golden AgeOf Civic Architecture 3.40The North On A Plate

ITV23.00pm Kesha: The HotDesk 3.15 Jedward: LetLoose 4.15 The Xtra Factor5.20 FILM: Runaway Bride(1999) 7.45 Homes From Hell8.40 Kesha: The Hot Desk9.00 The Xtra Factor 10.00The Saturdays: 24/7 11.00Celebrity Juice 11.45 The XFactor 1.00am The XtraFactor 2.00 Tamara DrewePremiere Event Special

ITV310.15am Ironside 11.20The Ruth RendellMysteries: Lake OfDarkness 1.30pm A TouchOf Frost 3.30 Wycliffe 4.35Pie In The Sky 5.45 AgathaChristie’s Poirot 8.00Inspector Morse 10.00Taggart 11.00 Cracker12.10am Swingtown 1.00 Cadfael 2.20 Film File2.30 Teleshopping

E412.30pm Wife Swap USA1.25 Smallville 2.20Hollyoaks Omnibus 5.00Friends (x2) 6.00 Ugly Betty7.00 The Big Bang Theory7.30 How I Met YourMother 8.00 Friends (x2)9.00 The Greatest TV ShowsOf The Noughties 10.40 TheGreatest Songs Of TheNoughties 12.20am FILM:Kiss Of The Dragon (2001)

More49.00am A Place In The Sun9.30 Time Team (x5) 2.35 FILM: The Seven YearItch (1955) 4.40 GrandDesigns (x5) 10.00 FILM:Jackie Brown (1997)12.55am A Place In TheSun 1.30 FILM: JackieBrown (1997)

Film411.00am Campbell’sKingdom (1958) 1.00pmAround The World In 80Days (2004) 3.20 BlitheSpirit (1945) 5.10 TheQuiller Memorandum(1966) 7.15 Bedazzled(2000) 9.00 Failure ToLaunch (2006) 10.50 AHistory Of Violence (2005)12.40am I HeartHuckabees (2004)

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David Jason: The Battle Of BritainITV1, 7pmMarking the 70th anniversary ofthe Battle of Britain, David Jasontravels the country talking tothose who were there, exploringoperations rooms, and joining aworking ground crew. He eventakes to air in a Spitfire toexperience what life was like inthe RAF then. Moving and real.

Bouquet Of Barbed WireITV1, 10.45pmPart one of the new realisation ofthe ground-breaking 1970s dramacontinues, as Peter and Cassiefind their lives turned upsidedown when daughter Pruereveals that she is pregnant byher teacher Gavin Sorenson.She’s determined to drop out andmarry; Peter is convinced Gavinhas a personal vendetta to settle.

One Tree HillE4, 7pmHaley’s tour is coming to an end,which means that six weeks havepassed. That was fast! Learningand growing all round as Nathanand Jamie join her for the homestretch. Elsewhere, Brooke andJulian are reunited after theirbreak, and Alex comes out ofrehab full of remorse for all thehurt she’s done. Neat.

Channel 46.20am The Hoobs 6.45 BritishBasketball: Game On 2010 7.40 Friends 8.10 Katy Perry: T4Special With Tesco Entertainment8.40 Friends 9.10 The Wanted: VideoExcl 9.15 Orange RockCorps CelebrityChallenge 9.25 Hollyoaks Omnibus11.55 Orange RockCorps CelebrityChallenge 12.00pm The Album ChartShow With Tesco Entertainment: TheHoosiers 12.35 Friends 1.05 OrangeRockCorps Celebrity Challenge 1.10 The Simpsons (x2) 2.10 UglyBetty 3.05 Three In A Bed (x3) 4.40Deal Or No Deal 5.25 River Cottage 6.30 Channel 4 News6.55 4thought.tv7.00 The 9/11 Faker The story ofTania Head, one of the world’s mostaudacious fakers, who claimed thatshe survived the 9/11 attacks at theWorld Trade Center. Head spoke ofher miraculous escape and the tragicloss of her fiancee. The world wasconvinced of her story, and shebecame president of the World TradeCenter Survivor’s Network. However,in 2007 it was revealed that Headwas not even in New York on 9/11.8.00 FILM: Fool’s Gold (2008)Starring Matthew McConaughey,Kate Hudson, Donald Sutherland.Adventure. An estranged husband-and-wife treasure hunting teamdecide to patch up their differenceswhen news breaks of a potentiallymassive haul on an old shipwreck onan island off the Florida coast. 10.15 FILM: Four Weddings And AFuneral (1994) Starring Hugh Grant,Andie MacDowell, Kristin ScottThomas, Simon Callow, John Hannah,Charlotte Coleman. Smash-hitcomedy of manners about an eternalbachelor who is dazzled by anAmerican girl when both are guestsat a wedding. Flippity flip flip flip.12.25am MUSIC ON 4: OrangeRockCorps 2010 With BlackberryAnd Channel 4 12.55 AmericanFootball Live 4.45 Ironman 5.10Countdown 5.55 Sali Mali

Channel Five6.00am Children’s television 8.00 Mist: Sheepdog Tales 8.15 Little Princess 8.30 TheAdventures Of Bottle Top Bill And HisBest Friend Corky 8.45 Igam Ogam8.55 Castle Farm 9.00 Olivia 9.15 The Mr. Men Show 9.35 GeraldMcBoing Boing 10.00 ICarly 10.35 True Jackson, VP 11.10 Michaela’s Wild Challenge11.40 FILM: Jim Henson’s Jack AndThe Beanstalk (2001) 3.25pm FILM:White Fang II: Myth Of The WhiteWolf (1994) 5.25 FILM: Monster House (2006) 7.10 Five News 7.15 Cricket On Five Highlights ofthe second one day internationalbetween England and Pakistan atHeadingley Carnegie. 8.00 FILM: Men In Black (1997)Starring Tommy Lee Jones, WillSmith, Linda Fiorentino, VincentD’Onofrio, Rip Torn. Spectacular sci-ficomedy about secret agents whopolice aliens living on Earth, ensuringthat they remain undetected. Newrecruit J and his partner K must findand stop an intergalactic terroristbent on assassinating twoambassadors from opposing galaxiesbefore they can make peace.9.55 FILM: Bad Boys (1995) StarringMartin Lawrence, Will Smith, TeaLeoni, Tcheky Karyo, Theresa Randleand Marg Helgenberger. Actionthriller about two wisecracking copsforced to swap identities in order totrack down $100 million of heroinstolen from the police. Their only leadis a young woman who can identifythe culprits, but when they track herdown she mistakes one of the copsfor his partner, forcing the pair into abizarre and chaotic life swap.12.15am The Gadget Show 1.15SuperCasino 4.05 Chinese Food InMinutes 4.30 House Doctor 4.55 TheFamily Recipe 5.00 Hana’s Helpline5.10 The Milkshake! Show 5.35Thomas & Friends 5.45 Roary TheRacing Car

Sky Sports 16.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30Football First: Match Choice (x2) 9.30Sunday Supplement 11.00 Goals OnSunday 1.00pm Big Fight Special 3.30LIVE Ford Super Sunday 6.30 LIVESuper League 9.00 LIVE US OpenTennis 12.00am Spanish Football 2.00Ford Football Special 3.30International Cricket 5.00 IAAFAthletix Weekly 5.30 Wild Spirits

Sky Sports 26.00am Super League 7.30 Big FightSpecial 10.00 LIVE InternationalCricket 6.30pm LIVE Spanish Football(x2) 10.00 Ford Football Special 11.30International Cricket 1.00am ThisWeek In WWE 1.30 WWE Late NightAfterburn 2.30 WWE VintageCollection 3.30 Close

Sky Sports 36.00am IAAF Athletix Weekly 6.30Tri-Nations Rugby Union 7.30 ThisWeek In WWE 8.00 WWE VintageCollection 9.00 WWE Afterburn 10.00Wild Spirits 10.30 US Open Tennis12.30pm LIVE Euro Tour Golf 4.30Wild Spirits 5.00 IAAF AthletixWeekly 5.30 This Week In WWE 6.00WWE Experience 7.00 LIVE PGA TourGolf 11.00 Euro Tour Golf 12.30amSuper League 2.00 Close

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BBC16.00am Breakfast 7.40 Match Of The Day 9.00 The Andrew Marr Show 10.00 Sunday Morning Live 11.00 The Politics Show 12.10pm Formula 1: The Italian Grand Prix 3.15 EastEnders 5.20 Songs Of Praise 5.55 BBC News

6.05 South East Today 6.15 Antiques Roadshow FionaBruce and the team hear fascinatingstories about treasures and tat.7.00 Countryfile The people and thestories at the heart of the Britishcountryside.8.00 Help For Heroes Coverage ofthe Help for Heroes concert held atTwickenham Stadium to helpmembers of the Armed Forces whohave been wounded in action. The billincludes comedy from acts includingJack Dee, Jason Manford andMichael McIntyre, with musicalperformances from Robbie Williamsand Gary Barlow, James Blunt, TheSaturdays, and more.10.00 BBC News 10.15 South East Today10.25 Live At The Apollo Series ofcutting-edge stand-up comedyrecorded at the Hammersmith Apollo.11.10 FILM: Broken Flowers (2005)Starring Bill Murray, Jeffrey Wright,Julie Delpy, Heather Simms. Comicdrama about an ageing single manwho receives an anonymous letterclaiming that he has a 19-year-oldson, courtesy of a past relationship.As his current girlfriend rejects him,he sets out on a quest to find out thetruth behind the letter. 12.50am Weatherview 12.55 SignZone: Victorian Pharmacy 1.55 HolbyCity 2.55 The Private Life Of Cows3.55 BBC News

BBC26.00 – 7.00am Children’s television7.00 Arthur 7.15 League Of Super Evil7.25 Sportsround 7.40 Bear BehavingBadly 8.00 Escape From ScorpionIsland 9.00 Deadly 60 9.30 Gastronuts10.00 Something For The Weekend11.30 FILM: The First Of The Few (1942) 1.25pm FILM: Tara Road (2005) 3.00 Canoeing: World Slalom Championships 4.00 Triathlon: World Championship Series Final 5.00 Rugby League: Super League Playoffs 6.00 Wonders Of The SolarSystem Professor Brian Cox visitssome of the most stunning locationson Earth to describe how the laws ofnature have carved natural wondersacross the solar system. He’s got away with words that one. And he’squite a dishy scientist. Hmm.7.00 Dragons’ Den Another set ofhopeful entrepreneurs pitch to theinvestors. John Buni pitches hismodern take on tailoring, which usesa laser body scanner to collectmeasurements for bespoke suits, anda father and son duo showcase aplastic vest to help gym-goers loseweight as they work up a sweat. 8.00 The Vera Lynn Story The granddame that kept our boys and girlsgoing in the most difficult of times.9.00 FILM: Notes On A Scandal(2006) Starring Judi Dench, CateBlanchett, Bill Nighy, Tom Georgesonand Michael Maloney. Drama set in aschool where a veteran teacher feelsunder threat from a new, youngerrival. However, when she discoversher having sex with a pupil, she turnsthe situation to her advantage withdevastating consequences.10.30 Match Of The Day 2Highlights of the day’s matches.11.20 Mad Men Drama series whichtakes an unflinching look at the worldof advertising in 1960s New York.12.05am Mad Men 12.55 Mad Men1.45 BBC News

ITV16.00am Fluffy Club 7.25 Toonatik 9.25 Coronation Street Omnibus 12.25pm ITV News & Weather 12.30 This Morning: Sunday 1.30 Dinner Date 2.30 Planet’s Funniest Animals 2.50 The X Factor 4.05 FILM: Octopussy (1983)

6.30 Meridian News 6.45 ITV News; Weather 7.00 David Jason: The Battle OfBritain See highlights.8.00 Heartbeat The long-runningseries comes to a close in this finalepisode. The arrival of a mysteriousstranger sets off a shocking chain ofevents in Aidensfield. Could this bethe end for a much-loved favourite?9.00 Albert’s Memorial Touchingone-off drama about the ties offriendship and secrets from the past.Old friends Harry and Frank arereunited when their former comradeAlbert asks them to fulfil his dyingrequest – he wants to be buried inGermany at the place where, asyoung soldiers, they joined up withthe Russians in 1945. After Albert’sdeath, Harry and Frank steal his bodyand set off for the continent,reminiscing and bickering along theway. 10.30 ITV News; Weather10.45 Bouquet Of Barbed Wire Seehighlights.11.45 Rugby Highlights: AvivaPremiership Craig Doyle and MartinBayfield present highlights ofmatchday two of the AvivaPremiership. Featuring action fromBath against London Irish andHarlequins against Northampton.12.30am The Zone 2.30 MotorsportUK 3.25 ITV Nightscreen 5.30 ITVMorning News

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Sky12.15pm Must Be The Music- Meet The Semi-Finalists3.00 The Simpsons (x7) 6.30The Middle 7.00 Must BeThe Music Live 8.15 MustBe The Music - Meet TheFinalists 9.00 MichaelJackson’s Private HomeMovies (x2) 10.00 ChrisRyan’s Strike Back (x2)12.00am Must Be TheMusic - Meet The Finalists

BBC37.00pm Formula 1: TheItalian Grand Prix 8.00Don’t Tell The Bride 9.00Gavin And Stacey 9.30 Him& Her 10.00 Family Guy(x2) 10.45 The King Is Dead11.15 Gavin And Stacey11.45 Ideal 12.15am Him &Her 12.45 Great TVMistakes 1.45 Don’t TellThe Bride 2.45 The King IsDead 3.15 Ideal

BBC47.00pm Coast 8.00 TodayI’m With You 9.00 Newcastle On Film9.30 A Journey Back ToNewcastle: Michael Smith’sDeep North 10.30 The Fall:The Wonderful AndFrightening World Of MarkE Smith 11.30 Oil CityConfidential: Dr Feelgood 1.20amNewcastle On Film

ITV21.25pm All Star FamilyFortunes 2.05 TamaraDrewe Premiere EventSpecial 2.35 FILM:Kindergarten Cop (1990)4.40 FILM: Catwoman (2004)6.45 The X Factor 8.00 TheXtra Factor 9.00 Jedward:Let Loose 10.00 Fearne AndMischa Barton 11.00 FILM:The Illusionist (2006)1.20am The Xtra Factor

ITV312.20pm Inspector Morse2.25 Kavanagh QC 4.00Agatha Christie’s Poirot6.10 The Memoirs OfSherlock Holmes 7.20Rising Damp 7.50 AnAudience With VictoriaWood 9.00 FILM: GorillasIn The Mist (1988) 11.40FILM: Shakespeare In Love(1998) 1.55am Micawber2.45 On The Buses

E412.25pm Wife Swap 1.25Wife Swap USA 2.20Scrubs 2.50 FILM: Alaska(1996) 5.00 Friends 5.30Friends 6.00 Glee 7.00 OneTree Hill. See highlights.8.00 Friends (x2) 9.00 FILM:The Transporter (2002)10.50 FILM: Buffy TheVampire Slayer (1992)12.30am Wife Swap USA1.30 Supernanny (x2)

More412.10pm ScrapheapChallenge (x2) 2.25 CoachTrip (x5) 5.05 Come DineWith Me (x5) 7.55 RiverCottage: Gone Fishing 9.00Ramsay’s KitchenNightmares USA 10.00 MyNew Brain 11.05 FatherTed (x2) 12.10am BlackBooks 12.45 The IT Crowd1.15 Curb Your Enthusiasm1.50 Deal Or No Deal

Film411.00am The Long Memory(1953) 1.00pm Guess Who(2005) 3.05 Black Narcissus(1946) 6.55 Flight Of ThePhoenix (2004) 9.00Mission: Impossible III(2006) 11.20 Once Upon ATime In America (1984)3.45am Close

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EastEndersBBC1, 8pmOh my giddy aunt! Where did allthat drama suddenly come from?We’re reeling from it all. As arethe Mitchells in the aftermath ofthe fire. Struggling to hold thierfractured family together, let’ssee how well they cope withoutthe beloved battleaxe. Speakingof which, we’re not sure if Pat is.Coping that is. Reeling we are.

The Trouble With The PopeChannel 4, 8pmCoinciding with the Pope’s statevisit to Britain, human rightscampaigner Peter Tatchell takesa closer look at the beliefs andpolicies of the leader of theCatholic Church. We know he’ssupposed to be ‘conservative’,but what does that mean?Looking at Pope Benedict XVI’simpact on a global scale.

Film: MonsterFilm4, 11.05pmBiopic starring Charlize Theronas Aileen Wuornos. This is theone where she lost hereyebrows, put on weight andended up looking uncannily likeher subject and won an Oscar.Christina Ricci plays her lover, inthis tale of abuse, prostitutionand murder. Neither sympatheticnor damning; a well-made film.

Channel 46.00am The Treacle People 6.10 The Hoobs 6.35 The Hoobs 7.00 Freshly Squeezed 7.30 EverybodyLoves Raymond 7.55 Everybody LovesRaymond 8.25 Frasier 8.55 Friends9.25 Friends 10.00 The Good Wife11.00 Desperate Housewives 12.00pm Channel 4 News Summary12.05 In Your Dreams 12.20 FILM: Singin’ In The Rain (1952)2.20 Lakes On A Plate 2.55 Wogan’sPerfect Recall 3.25 Countdown 4.10 Deal Or No Deal 5.00 Come Dine With Me5.30 Coach Trip 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 Hollyoaks Freshers’ weekmayhem hits Hollyoaks as the newstudents get the measure of eachother. Lee catches up with Darren andhears about Steph’s terminal cancer.7.00 Channel 4 News 7.55 4thought.tv Short documentary.8.00 The Trouble With The PopeSee highlights.9.00 My Family’s Crazy Gap YearObservational series following sixBritish families as they swap the day-to-day grind for trans-globaladventure. Yachting fanatic JasonLawrence sets off on a sailing tripfrom England to Australia with hisfamily on board. And seasick tablets.10.00 Jamie’s American FoodRevolution Six-part series whichsees chef Jamie Oliver attempt arevolution in eating habits in the US.He begins in Huntington, WestVirginia, dubbed ‘America’sunhealthiest city’. He meets parents,schoolkids and influential localfigures to inspire culinary change, butencounters much opposition.11.00 This Is England ‘86 Follow-upmini-series to Shane Meadows’award-winning drama This isEngland, set in 1986. Repeat ofTuesday’s episode.12.00am FILM: Rita, Sue And BobToo (1987) 1.45 FILM: New Voices:Firaaq (2008) 3.35 FILM: Whirlpool(1949) 5.15 Hill Street Blues

Channel Five6.00 – 8.00am Children’s television8.00 Fifi And The Flowertots 8.15Peppa Pig 8.25 Peppa Pig 8.30Thomas & Friends 8.40 The WotWots8.55 Big School 9.00 Bert And Ernie’sGreat Adventures 9.10 Castle Farm9.15 The Wright Stuff 10.45 TrishaGoddard 11.45 CSI: Miami 12.40pmFive News 12.45 Chinese Food InMinutes 1.15 House Doctor 1.45Neighbours 2.15 Home And Away2.50 The Family Recipe 2.55 AnimalRescue Squad 3.15 FILM: First Shot:The President Is Down (2002) 5.00Five News 5.30 Neighbours 6.00 Home And Away April andBianca move in with Irene when Ginakicks them out. Ruby comes clean toCharlie about her crush on Liam. 6.25 Live From Studio Five 7.00 Five News At 7 7.30 How Do They Do It? RobertLlewellyn reveals how Las Vegas issupplied with clean water, how theworld’s largest outdoor television wasmade, and how Ferrari constructed afour-seat supercar. VroooOOmmmm!8.00 The Gadget Show Pollyannasees a robot soccer match, Ortisinvestigates the need for referees,and Suzi pampers herself with someWAG-style expensive gadgets. Lush.9.00 FILM: Swordfish (2001)Starring John Travolta, HughJackman, Halle Berry, Don Cheadle,Sam Shepherd and Vinnie Jones.Stylish and fast-paced action thrillerabout a computer hacker who ispersuaded by a suave master spy tohelp steal billions of dollars from anillegal government fund. 11.05 FILM: Robocop 2 (1990)Starring Peter Weller, Nancy Allen,Daniel O’Herlihy, Belinda Bauer. Sci-fisequel charting the further exploits ofthe cyborg cop who patrols thestreets of Detroit. 1.15am SuperCasino 4.05 ChineseFood In Minutes 4.30 House Doctor4.55 Rough Guide To Cities 5.10 TheNew Tomorrow 5.35 Michaela’s WildChallenge

Sky Sports 16.00am Good Morning Sports Fans(x3) 9.00 Ford Football Special 10.30LIVE Cricket: LV County Championship6.00pm UEFA Champions LeagueWeekly 6.30 Netbusters 7.00 LIVEFord Monday Night Football 10.30Netbusters 11.00 SPL Round-Up11.30 Soccer AM: The Best Bits12.30am Ford Monday Night Football2.30 Sports Unlimited 3.30Watersports World 4.30 Max Power5.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial

Sky Sports 26.00am Aerobics: Oz Style 6.30Ocean Ride 7.00 WWE The BottomLine 8.00 PGA Tour Golf 12.00pmEuro Tour Golf 1.30 Spanish Football3.30 Ford Football Special 5.00Soccer AM: The Best Bits 6.00 WildSpirits 6.30 NASCAR Sprint CupSeries 7.30 LIVE Elite LeagueSpeedway 10.00 World Poker Tour11.00 Boots ‘n’ All - The Tries12.00am Elite League Speedway 2.30Euro Tour Golf 3.30 PGA Tour Golf4.30 Shell’s Wonderful World Of Golf

Sky Sports 37.00am Super League 8.30International Cricket 10.00 SuperLeague 11.30 Racing News 12.00pmNFL 2.00 Big Fight Special 4.30 ThisWeek In WWE 5.00 WWE Raw 7.00US Open Tennis 9.00 NASCAR SprintCup Series 10.00 WWE Late NightBottom Line 11.00 WWE Late NightAfterburn 12.00am WWE NXT 1.00WWE Vintage Collection 2.00 LiveWWE Late Night Raw 4.15 Close

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BBC16.00am Breakfast 9.15 HelicopterHeroes 10.00 Homes Under TheHammer 11.00 Filthy RottenScoundrels 11.45 Cash In The Attic 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00 BBC News At One 1.30 South East Today 1.45 Doctors 2.15 Diagnosis Murder3.00 BBC News 3.05 JuniorMasterChef 3.35 Wingin’ It 3.55 Bernard 4.00 The Legend Of DickAnd Dom 4.30 Blue Peter 4.55 Shaun The Sheep 5.00 Newsround 5.15 The Weakest Link 6.00 BBC News At Six 6.30 South East Today7.00 The One Show 7.30 The Battle Of Britain WalkThe Battle of Britain Walk.8.00 EastEnders See highlights.8.30 Panorama On the eve of thefirst Papal visit to Britain in 28 years,Fergal Keane investigates the Pope’spersonal track record of dealing withpaedophile priests while anarchbishop and top Vatican official. 9.00 Who Do You Think You Are?Award-winning actor and Broadwaystar Alan Cumming made his nameacting in films such as Goldeneye andX-Men, but grew up in a smallScottish town. He tries to solve themystery of his maternal grandfather,Thomas Darling. A career soldier whospent most of his life away fromhome serving in the army.10.00 BBC News 10.25 South East Today10.35 Traffic Cops Documentary.11.35 FILM: The Great Raid (2005)Starring Benjamin Bratt, JamesFranco, Robert Mammone, MaxMartini. War drama recreating thedramatic rescue of more than 500American prisoners of war from thenotorious Japanese POW camp nearCabanatuan in the Philippines. 1.40am Weatherview 1.45 SignZone: My Story 2.15 Penguin Island2.45 Ben Fogle’s Escape In Time 3.30Britain’s Empty Homes 4.00 News

BBC26.00 – 9.05am Children’s television9.05 Buzz And Tell 9.10 Tinga TingaTales 9.25 Garth And Bev 9.35 Ethelbert The Tiger 9.45 Pingu9.50 Pingu 10.00 Waybuloo 10.20 Clifford The Big Red Dog 10.30 Pablo, The Little Red Fox 10.35 3rd And Bird 10.50 Wibbly Pig11.00 In The Night Garden 11.30 Open Gardens 12.00pm TheDaily Politics 12.30 GMT 1.00 AnimalPark 2.00 Wanted Down Under 2.55 Put Your Money Where YourMouth Is 3.45 Flog It! 4.30 Pointless5.15 Escape To The Country 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show.6.30 Climbing Great BuildingsClimbing Great Buildings.7.00 Culture Show Special: TheArt Of WWII A topical seriesfeaturing the best arts and culturestories of the week.8.00 University Challenge JeremyPaxman asks the questions as twoteams of students battle it out.8.30 Antiques Master The contestto find Britain’s first Antiques Masterreaches its dramatic climax as SandiToksvig and Eric Knowles test the twofinalists’ skill and knowledge.9.00 Dragons’ Den Buddingentrepreneurs get three minutes topitch their business ideas to fivemulti-millionaires willing to invest.10.00 Grandma’s House Sitcom.When Grandpa is taken ill, it’s unsurewhether Tanya and Clive will be ableto get married today. 10.30 Newsnight 11.20 Roger And Val Have JustGot In Sitcom following the lives of amiddle-aged couple during their firsthalf-hour home from work. Valreturns to the house to see howRoger’s tribunal at work has gone. 11.50 Timothy Spall: SomewhereAt Sea Actor Timothy Spall and hiswife Shane sail from Cornwall tosouth Wales in their Dutch barge. 12.20am Timothy Spall:Somewhere At Sea 12.50 DiggingFor Britain 1.50 BBC News

ITV16.00am Daybreak 8.30 Lorraine 9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show 10.30 This Morning 11.25 ITV News 11.30 This Morning 12.30pm Loose Women 1.30 ITV News & Weather 2.00 60 Minute Makeover 3.00 The Michael Ball Show 4.00 Inspector Morse 5.00 Britain’s Best Dish

6.00 Meridian Tonight 6.30 ITV News; Weather7.00 Emmerdale Declan andNatasha reach a painful crossroads. 7.30 Coronation Street Claireinsists on leaving the Street and herpast behind. Panto beckons?8.00 Countrywise Paul Heineymeets the birdman of the Shropshirehills, whose falcons enjoy one of thebest views in Britain. 8.30 Coronation Street Claire isdetermined to move abroad andangers Ashley by quitting her job.Headstrong strumpet.9.00 Bouquet Of Barbed WireSecond in a three-part series basedon the classic 1970s drama. WhenPrue returns from her honeymoonwith her face battered and bruised,Peter is convinced that Gavin is toblame. He tries to distract himself byhaving a fling with his colleagueSarah, but his obsession with Gavinis reaching dangerous new levels. 10.00 ITV News At Ten; Weather 10.35 Surgery School Documentarycharting the progress of interns at theprestigious London School of Surgery. 11.35 Stephen Tompkinson’sAfrican Balloon Adventure Finalleg of Stephen Tompkinson’s epicballoon ride across Africa. 12.30am The Zone 2.35 UEFAChampions League Weekly 3.00 TheJeremy Kyle Show 3.55 ITVNightscreen 5.30 ITV Morning News

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BBC37.00pm Merlin 7.45 DoctorWho 8.30 E20 9.00 CherryHas A Baby 10.00EastEnders 10.30 Him &Her 11.00 Family Guy (x2)11.45 Cherry Has A Baby12.45am Underage AndPregnant 1.15 Him & Her1.45 E20 2.15 EdinburghStand-up 3.15 EdinburghComedy Fest Live 4.15Underage And Pregnant

BBC47.30pm The Story OfMaths 8.30 Only Connect 9.00 People’s Palaces: TheGolden Age Of CivicArchitecture 10.00 TheTrouble With Pirates:Storyville 11.00 A JourneyBack To Newcastle:Michael Smith’s DeepNorth 12.00am People’sPalaces: The Golden AgeOf Civic Architecture

ITV21.00pm Emmerdale 1.30The Jeremy Kyle Show (x2)3.45 Sally Jessy Raphael4.30 Loose Women 5.30Judge Judy (x3) 7.00 ParisHilton’s My New BFF 8.00Jedward: Let Loose 9.00Hell’s Kitchen USA (x2)11.00 Celebrity Juice 11.55Coronation Street (x2)12.55am FILM: You, MeAnd Dupree (2006)

ITV33.00pm Upstairs,Downstairs 4.15 Dickinson’sReal Deal 5.15 Duty Free5.50 Heartbeat 6.50Monarch Of The Glen 7.55Jeeves And Wooster 9.00Martin Clunes: Islands OfBritain 10.00 Murder InSuburbia 11.00 The RuthRendell Mysteries: FrontSeat 12.10am The People’sDetective 1.10 Kavanagh QC

E41.05pm Scrubs (x2) 2.05Friends 2.35 Hollyoaks 3.05Gilmore Girls 4.00Samantha Who? 4.25Friends (x3) 6.00 Scrubs (x2)7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Friends(x3) 9.00 One Tree Hill10.00 The Inbetweeners10.35 School Of Comedy11.00 Shameless 12.10amA Shot At Love With TilaTequila 1.05 Scrubs (x2)

More44.25pm A Place In The Sun:Home Or Away 5.30Relocation, Relocation 6.35Deal Or No Deal 7.25 GrandDesigns 8.30 The DailyShow With Jon Stewart:Global Edition 9.00Location, Location, Location10.00 How The Other HalfLive 11.05 Without A Trace12.00am Location,Location, Location

Film411.00am Cry Havoc (1944)12.55pm Dragonwyck(1946) 3.00 The BarefootContessa (1954) 5.35 TheBlack Tent (1956) 7.25 TheMan (2005) 9.00 The ItalianJob (2003) 11.05 Monster(2003). See highlights.1.10am The Lost Son(1999) 3.10 FrightfestSpecial: The Last Exorcism

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